Post your current Ctrl+V 6

[shazza]

Like the previous versions: 2nd (http://pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?t=10909), 3rd (http://pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?t=11341) and 4th (http://http://pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?t=11341

^ Previous version link.

[firepokemon]

N> hey
<+Deku_Link> o_o
<%Fenix> ugly nick
<%Nayru> ...Loli?
<koko> :P
<%Nayru> You're CLEARLY talking to FujisakiAria

(meh I go to spp chatroom now, lol. Lets just say its shocking.

[Kirby]

Thanks for stealing my idea dickface.

(That was actually on my ctrl + v)

[firepokemon]

- -693432.307s
<@shazza> wow man
<@firepokemon> cibe stop being gay
<@shazza> you're 8 days ahead
<@shazza> according to epoch
<tephustus> lol
<@firepokemon> he has it fixed
<@firepokemon> you ping him same thing
<@shazza> i'll fix his mum

(Has lame stuff and will not post any more lame chats they just seem to copy themselves, so if I ctrl V with chats I'll just not post unless its something interesting which is very doubtful)

Edit: Rather than reply to Crystal Mew I'll just edit my post. WTF??

[Crystal Mew]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/Merenwen18/2e152yw.gif



(rofl)

[Clark]

:o

hmm. def :o

[Crystalmaster Mike]

URL="http://community.webshots.com/user/crystalmastermike"]http://thumb9.webshots.net/t/62/562/8/56/95/2940856950038569909swSoUd_th.jpg[/URL]

(Just came back from editing my profile)

[Blademaster]

lol @ the stupid asshole in Crystal Mew's post. I think I've seen that guy on Youtube. :rotfl:

[Clark]

well...i tried to ctrl + v. but it didn't have anything. :o

[Zak]

He fired a person for interrupting him.

[shazza]

Hanna wrote on your Wall.

Hanna
another saturday another photo....
See Wall-to-Wall

[Zak]

CferralX (2:21:41 PM): i think Joe might have deleted it but he said in some random thread "People like you and ledian_X need to die"
y OY o23 8 (2:21:53 PM): lol
CferralX (2:22:00 PM): not funny dude

[firepokemon]

LOl Zak wtf is up with that. Does Joe really get shitty? Hes never been shitty with me and I've known for eight years plus (admittedly not really the last four years). And lol I don't have anything ctrl V'd so I just picked up something completely at random otherwise I couldn't reply to this thread :(

Are you looking at me?
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[shazza]

5B6ECF90B2A1F0C40BE2FD125F

[Kirby]

I think it's funny that none of them understand it, you stupid faggot.

[mr_pikachu]

Why the hex code?

Oh, right. Ctrl+V.


5B6ECF90B2A1F0C40BE2FD125F


...I copied and pasted it into a Google search to see if it was something notable. Apparently not.

[shazza]

swallow: a small amount of liquid food; "a sup of ale"

[Crystal Mew]

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=31512396

[Roy Karrde]

[18:52] Roy Karrde: http://www.acmesecuritysystems.com/delos
[18:52] Roy Karrde: Put in all the information, you will get a phonecall from a automated line
[18:52] Roy Karrde: Say the word Needle
[18:52] Roy Karrde: And you will get a message from the Gotham Police Department XD

[SlipKnoT]

BlueMyuu

[shazza]

The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.

[Kirby]

Credit Line $3,600.00

[Crystal Mew]

1GNDT13W6R2114950


(some WRONG vin number for a car)

[Weasel Overlord]

http://www.sendspace.com/file/3xrdq6

Ah, mine's a song download. Follow for an interesting insight into the world of JRock. :D

[shazza]

Last Activity: 1st March 2007 04:13 PM

[Kirby]

* 1 dozen clams
* 1 tablespoon olive oil
* 1 tablespoon butter
* 1/4 onion (I used red.), finely chopped
* 3 cloves garlic, minced
* 1/2 cup dry white wine (I used the excellent and affordable Greek 2006 Gavala Vineyards white from the Island of Santorini, made from Assyrtiko and Aidani grapes—surprisingly smooth, very dry, with hints of citrus and honey.)
* 4 cups loosely packed young Swiss chard, rinsed thoroughly (If you're using large, adult Swiss chard, cut into pieces no larger than your hand.)
* 1 tablespoon capers
* pinch crushed red pepper flakes
* 2 sprigs fresh oregano, leaves removed from stems
* (You may also want to pick up a fresh loaf of French or Italian bread and use it to sop up the delicious broth that this concoction produces.)

Here's how I used it:

1. Begin by soaking the clams in a large bowl of water for 20 minutes to rinse. The clams will suck in the clean water and spit out sand and some salt.
2. While the clams are soaking, prep your other ingredients and have them standing by. Pour yourself a glass of wine while you're at it. You've probably had a long day.
3. 15 minutes into the clams' 20 minute soak, begin cooking. Heat the olive oil and butter in a large pot (with a lid you can throw on later) over medium-high heat.
4. Add the onions and sauté until translucent, about 3 minutes.
5. Add the garlic and cook for 30 seconds.
6. Add the wine.
7. Now that the clams are done with their 20 minute soak, remove the clams from the bowl by hand and place them in the pot with the onions and garlic. (Do NOT dump the clams and their soaking water into a strainer. There will be a bunch of sand on the bottom of the bowl and dumping the whole lot into a strainer will re-coat the clams in sand!)
8. Immediately place a lid on the pot and cook for 8 minutes.
9. After 8 minutes, the clams should be starting to open. If none of the clams are open yet, replace lid and cook for another two minutes, then check again. Once the clams have begun to open, throw in the capers and lay the Swiss chard on top, then cover once again. Cook for 1-2 minutes, steaming the chard on top of the clams.
10. Plate and serve, ladling the liquid from the pot over the clams and chard, and garnishing with a pinch of red pepper flakes and several pinches of fresh oregano. Serve with some fresh French or Italian bread and use it to sop up the broth.

[shazza]

It remained Australia's largest shopping mall until November 2003, when Chadstone's biggest rival, the Knox City Shopping Centre, underwent large scale redevelopments to achieve a lettable area of 142,244 m², breaking Chadstone's record of 126,980 m² at the time.

[firepokemon]

Every country has unique fetishes, and whatnot that they are known for. Sometimes the fetishes are purely pornographic, sometimes they are primarily pornographic but get mainstreamed through some manner, sometimes they're just weird practices. Germany has scheiße, eastern Europe has gay twinks, India has mysterious people hopping out of the background and singing... and then there's Japan.

Japan has a wide variety of bizarre freaky fetishes, and though you're probably familiar with a few, I thought I'd write a little about them for your benefit.

Everyone has heard of bukakke, of course. That is where a man, or a group of men take turns, or simultaneously ejaculate on the target (be it man or woman). There are variations of this, which you can read about in the linked Wikipedia article. Then we have gokkun, in which the target consumes stupid amounts of semen. Instead of many men ejaculating on the target, they collect their semen in a cup, which is then drunk by the target. But this is something that is widely known outside of Japan, and appears regularly in non-Japanese pornography.

Let's not forget tamakeri in our look at Japanese fetishes. Tamakeri is the (apparently, to some people) sexually arousing act of ball kicking. No, I'm not talking about soccer balls, I wish I were. The man is generally restrained in a spread eagle position, and the kicker (generally dressed in bdsm gear of some sort) winds up and delivers a swift kick to the jewels. This apparently does the trick for some people (at least watching it happen), and so in recent years tamakeri has grown in popularity. It is sometimes crossed with stomping to get what may be an even more painful and terrifying thing to watch.

I have seen, though I wish it were otherwise, Japanese puke porn. Though there are many variations on vomit fetish porn, the one I saw involved a girl inducing vomiting, catching it in a bowl, and then picking out the chunks with chopsticks and eating them. While nude. Don't look at me like that. Let's move on.

One kink that many people outside of Japan may have never seen is nose bondage. Nose bondage is a strange deal, where leather straps with hooks are used to open the nostrils up to create a pig-like look. Often, this is accompanied by blowing air into the mouth to puff the lips and cheeks out, making a truly
Nose Bondage
Nose Bondage
bizarre spectacle. This, however, transcends the lines of family entertainment and pornography. While it's true that it will be seen in BDSM and other pornography, it's not unusual (by Japanese standards) to see people in nose bondage on primetime television.

In June, on Hosoki Kazuko's TV show (one of many), for some reason unknown to me, guests were pretending to beat up Power Rangers-style putties in front of a green screen, to save a damsel in distress. The second time, the putties, instead of being in grey suits, appeared in pink suits with Hosoki masks on. She became displeased with this, nearly broke the thumb of the man responsible, and then forced him to wear nose bondage gear. Perhaps this is more indicative of the insanity of Hosoki Kazuko than it is of the ubiquitousness of nose bondage, however.

I hope you have found yourself enlightened to a few Japanese kinks. Variety is the spice of life, and whatnot, but... some of these... I dunno man...

[Andrew]

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[shazza]

I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
I see a line of cars and theyre all painted black

[shazza]

Mikachu Yukitatsu

[firepokemon]

d on what you are on
<shazza`> ?
<shazza`> why would what i use change how i sound
<@firepokemon> i dunno you sound more bitchy
<shazza`> lack of sleep
<shazza`> :(
<@firepokemon> lol
<@firepokemon> i had a good night sleep and woke up at 6am
<shazza`> :(
<@firepokemon> and my bf didnt go till 7.30pm
<shazza`> go where?
<shazza`> work?
<@firepokemon> work obviously lol
<shazza`> you mean 7.30am
* shazza` was kicked by firepokemon (bah)
* shazza` (www-data@synIRC-841E68D5.latrobe.edu.au) has joined #pbs
<shazza`> i don't have autojoin man!

(not funny and it is ctrl +v

[Zak]

Anonymous, you mean "I live in your basement"? I've never read Nightmare Room but if its like Twilight Zone like you say then that would make more sense lol

[Crystal Mew]

before I let you go give me just one more night to show you just how I feel. lost all my control. if it takes my whole dam life I'll make this up to you. your kinda like the waves that roll there whole life towards somewhere and crash in on the shore. its blown in by the wind and carries the clouds to hid my wish on a falling star. a different kind of pain. is someone there to hold you is someone there to take you away from me. a different kind of pain is someone there to hold you is someone there to take you away from me. I tried to let you go. I wish I could turn back time and show you just how I feel. I needed you to know if it takes my whole dame life I'll make this up to you. your kinda like the waves that roll there whole life towards somewhere and crash in on the shore. its blown in by the wind and carries the clouds to hid my wish on a falling star. a different kind of pain. is someone there to hold you is someone there to take you away from me. a different kind of pain is someone there to hold you is someone there to take you away from me. before you let me go away before you let me go away. I needed you to know.



(lyrics a guy sent me :rolleyes: apparently not over me yet)

[Zak]

http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showpost.php?p=360223&postcount=23

[shazza]

Hi Block Star players,

I have some exciting news to share with you! I'm pleased to announce that, effective April 8, Tetris Online, Inc. will officially take over the Block Star application.

Founded by game industry legends Minoru Arakawa, the former president of Nintendo, and Henk Rogers, president & CEO of Blue Planet Software, Tetris Online has the resources and expertise required to take this application to the next level and provide you with an unparalleled gaming experience on Facebook.

Block Star will be renamed to Tetris Friends and a new series of games will be introduced featuring the official Tetris game engine. With Alexey Pajitnov (the creator of the original Tetris game) acting as a key advisor to the company, I'm confident these new games will be fantastic.

[Kirby]

serial:
FWCQQ-3XX2G-3CD89-4VRJK-CR4YD

[The_Missing_Link]

http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showpost.php?p=360223&postcount=23

Same link as Zak. I didn't see the thread about fp's conversation with "me" so he linked it and I copied/paste

[woz]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44548000/gif/_44548816_olympic_torch466x239.gif

[Kirby]

what a stud

[firepokemon]

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had
their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hair brush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story.

Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

[Drago]

"I think the longer that it goes, the less likely [it will be done]," Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said yesterday. "It’s just me trying to be realistic about it. I don’t have a feel for it right now."

I hate you, Pacman.

[Crystal Mew]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=K1Y6PchDYfw

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Mikachu Yukitatsu

Hehe. I just took the first glimpse of this topic. Or was it the second one. Oh, my Ctrl+V? Let's see...

consciousness

I use the function mostly for difficult words I look from web dictionaries and topics and posts from a memory stick I have made in advance because I don't have internet at home.

[Zak]

http://www.filefactory.com/file/d94514/

[shazza]

1st April: 78.3kg/172.6lb

[firepokemon]

dr. raticate, cool_daddy_47, Kirby, firepokemon, Real One Bjarni, VidgamerGBC, Master_Pokemon_H, lilly2000, Little_Pikachu, Dodrio, Serebii, homeofmew, Ledian_X, HealdPK, Lawrence_III_Fanatic, Lady Vulpix, Zak, OzAndrew, Pokemaster Kevin, KarmaChameleon, AniDean, bLaStOiSe_BoY, LuGiA007, Mew26, Crazy Elf Boy, Green_Pikachu, Mr. E, verify, Hoax, Blademaster, Kasumi, Cirtus Crush Chikorita, Bugsy, Chris The Master, Sniper404

- Go die Shazzapoo (Losing that much weight and you'll be a pencil and one question have you noticed whether your penis is bigger now that the flab is going?)

[Crystal Mew]

Guitar Hero 2 Rush YYZ on Expert

[mr_pikachu]

½

Was working on the standings for our MLB thread.

[Drago]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:vW5cLA-aH3vwoM:http://www.pondsolutions.com/images/pond-algae4.jpg
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:vW5cLA-aH3vwoM:http://www.pondsolutions.com/images/pond-algae4.jpg


...What? Someone misspelled Alge Crumpler's name.

[Kirby]

New Magnetic Wonder

[shazza]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KN-j9H0nIDs

[firepokemon]

Kanokon, Bus Gamer, The Tower of Druaga, Chi's Sweet Home, Itazura na Kiss, Blassreiter, To Love-Ru, Macross Frontier, Kurenai, Code Geass R2, xxxHOLiC: Kei, Zettai Karen Children, Vampire Knight, Special A, Allison and Lillia, Soul Eater, Kamen no Maid Guy, Wagaya no Oinarisama, Neo Angelique ~Abyss~

[Clark]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEDqUxIGE-s

[firepokemon]

shazza> mp3 ¤ (Pink Floyd - 04 - The Great Gig In The Sky) ¤ (224kbps/44khz/4:43)
<firepokemon> !ping
<&epoch> ¤ ping - 1.219s
<@shazza> http://www.funnyshirtsite.com/product_info.php?products_id=198&osCsid=f5930393fd82c22e5cc983662d0407e7
<firepokemon> Leo
<firepokemon> You consider yourself a born leader. Everyone thinks you're an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo's are thieving mother-fuckers and enjoy masturbating more than sex.
<firepokemon> lol
<firepokemon> what are you shazza?

-----

Shazza won;t hurry up and tell me what his star sign is and I am too lazy to look for it.

Ace - I'm gonna go watch that youtube tomorrow along with Shazzas. But not tonight, cause I can't find my headphones :(

[shazza]

Raymond Crowe

[Kirby]

St.Tropez satchel

[Clark]

4263

[firepokemon]

ReedBusiness and Nielsen//Netratings are conducting a short survey on your use of this website to help us improve your experience. The survey should take you less than 5 minutes to complete and your responses will remain anonymous and confidential.
Would you like to participate in the survey?

- fuck netratings and nielsen

V Awww thats so cute.

[Kirby]

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/ \
/ ____ \
| / \ |
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/ | | \
\__/ \__/

[shazza]

i told wyatt, porter, liam, jason,

[Crystal Mew]

2002 Toyota : Camry LE

[Kirby]

Jamiroquai - Travelling Without Moving

[shazza]

The House from Hell

[Drago]

I was now wearing a long shiny orange coat that stretched down to my feet, a dangerously tight green shirt, a silver belt, shiny black flair pants and pointy white shoes.

[Crystal Mew]

As of the 2007 census estimate, the city's population was 523,590, with a metropolitan population of 841,133 as of July 1, 2006. In 2007, Albuquerque ranked as the 32nd-largest city as well as the 2nd fastest growing city in the country.

[firepokemon]

* Mle is now known as _melee_
<+Eevee1> Joe, what's yer view on those two new Pokes thing.
<+Serebii> its a load of bull
<+Serebii> mostly propogated by WPM
<+Serebii> if anything its just alt forms of other Pokemon
<+Serebii> but WPM going on about that thing from Duel Masters being a Pokemon
<+Serebii> then rertracting it then proved wrong
* +Eevee1 (Eevee1@SystemNet-ED8AEDDA.static.dsl.dodo.com.au) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
<+Serebii> he then says I'm always slow
<+Serebii> because I check source
<+Serebii> s
<+Serebii> god I hate WPM
* firepokemon is now known as currentlydead
* Eevee1 (Eevee1@SystemNet-ED8AEDDA.static.dsl.dodo.com.

(lol that was seriously in my ctrl +v)

[shazza]

when she turns 18, its a pedos dream come true

[homeofmew]

for (int kk = 0; kk< 10; kk++)

[Crystal Mew]

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v53/Merenwen18/?action=view&current=DSCN4106.jpg



(a boy MADE me this!)

[shazza]

So glad to see you well, overcome them
Completely silent now
With heaven's help
You've cast your demons out
And not to pull your halo down
Around your neck and tug you off your cloud
But I'm more than just a little curious
How you're plannin' to go about makin' your amends
To the dead
To the dead

Recall the deeds as if they're all
Someone else's
Atrocious stories
Now you stand reborn
Before us all
So glad to see you well

And not to pull your halo down
Around your neck and tug you to the ground
But I'm more than just a little curious
How you're plannin' to go about makin' your amends
To the dead
To the dead

With your halo slippin' down
Your halo slippin'
Your halo slippin' down
Your halo slippin' down

Your halo slippin' down
(I'm more than just a little curious
How you're plannin' to go about makin' your amends)
[repeated]

Your halo slippin' down
Your halo's slippin' down to choke you now

[Charles Legend]

I love how the sound effect of a PokeBall hitting the camerman's crotch is "pop."

LOL XD, that's what Dogasu said over at bulbagarden about
the Diamond and Pearl Adventure comic! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/BlackjackGabbiani/Scans/haretaballs2.jpg)

so yeah that was my current Ctrl+V...

~Charles Legend

[Kirby]

Birth Date: June 30, 1989
Residency: California Resident

[shazza]

once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths, you can't exactly go back to Playboy

[woz]

http://ft.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/d2/d2ae088be310bd3320c983959e63c10181f4e3b8.jpg

[Drago]

Pokémon

...Yup, that's it. Because I'm lazy and can't be bothered typing that funky little é under normal circumstances, whenever I'm writing a fanfic I just keep the word on the clipboard.

[firepokemon]

^ Woz what the fuck was thatcrap and btw hope you had a happy birthday.

^ Oh and Ace I saw your video it was interesting.

Masochist
I still cant pronounce it half the time! And ever since Natane made her premier on Pokemon, I've had to use it in my vocabulary :/
Also, quadrilateral

[Crystal Mew]

breaking dawn

[shazza]

confirms that she does not intend to sign a new contract once her current one runs out in July.

[Drago]

Would you prefer...
http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/2/2/Celebrit--John-Malkovich-228244.jpg
John Malkovich?

[Kirby]

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/22650444.html#cutid1

[Crystal Mew]

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/22650444.html#cutid1

omg. lol.

anyways


Robert Pattinson

[firepokemon]

^ disturbing people

firepokemon slaps Kirby around a bit with a large trout
firepokemon slaps Crystal Mew around a bit with a large trout

Oh and my ctrl +V

and here is the second part: Moomins, Young Ones, Vivians, Whiskers again and Zappa.

[shazza]

Peter Coleman

[Crystal Mew]

Sayosin

[shazza]

Morgz. This is our decision, to live fast and die young. says:
its not short notice i never decide things till last minuite

[Crystal Mew]

sadistic

[Kirby]

seriously. I have never seen a black person working at McDOnalds O O

[Dark Scizor]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pYza3aaC_ig

[shazza]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVHWJ9jPYw8

[Kirby]

http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1209140756021.jpg

[Zak]

These are all the MINOR roles they have left, obviously. Kohler and Rocher and the Hassassin (Mr. Gray?) weren't listed here but obviously they're in the movie because they were mentioned, so they were already casted. LaMasse was also the only one of the four victims mentions because like I said they were casted.

But another note, OP, you're right, Lamasse WAS the name of the French cardinal in the book and he was the AIR victim, not earth. Earth was Ebner from Germany. The only Italian one was Baggia, the water victim.
Meh, no big deal changing the order of the cardinals around and where/how they're killed, but calling the one named Lamasse Italian rather than French seems like a travesty. Hopefully it's a mistake.

Also about the Mr. Gray thing... is it possible that the actor they casted for the Hassassin has the last name Gray and it's been leaked there by mistake (I'm not a Hollywood expert so I wouldn't be able to guess)? Or simply the Hassassin has a name in this movie, if that's the case they'll probably still call him the Hassassin, remember, they way this is written is breaking down the script, so no surprise if they refer to the Hassassin's character by the first name in this context. Another possibility is the codename the camerlengo uses "Janus" is replaced by "Mr. Gray", and the guy is killed indirectly by him they mean? I doubt it though.

[Kirby]

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[firepokemon]

^ WTF does that say?

But is Morosov dumping Takahashi over 2 bad performances?! Or just because the JPN Fed forced him to go to Oda instead?!

[shazza]

Mahathir

[Clark]

(11:07:20) Ron: I need to go find the chick with the big tits again

[shazza]

Are you In a relationship?
nooo

Are you wearing jeans right now?
no deal

Do you live with both of your parents?
yes


How many people do you trust 100%?
like 5 or something


Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
just wearing a hoodie
and got that from a shop lol


Do you go to church?
no



What's the last movie you saw in the theatre?
blah cant remember




Can you live without the computer?
yeah



When was the last time you got flowers?
umm nessa gave me a rose the other week





Do you have any piercings?
deal


Who was the last person you laid in bed with?
besides myself
me. brittney.

kaeshia and ashleigh


What is your middle name?
dont have one


Ever get so drunk you couldn't remember the entire night?
haha some dont remember some pastrs of the night



Can you play any instruments?
guitar


Favorite flower?
rose


Do you have a tattoo?
not yet



Are you hiding something from someone?
probz



3 Things you can't live without?
family
friends
music


What was your first thought when you looked in the mirror this morning?
yuckkk




Have you memorized your social security number?
ummm




Who is your favorite family member?
everyone



Have you ever had your heart broken?
yeah



How many texts did you receive today?
ummm a fewww



Name someone whose name starts with the letter "R"
roziee



Do you trust people easily?
yeah kinda



Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
meh



Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
ummm

Where were you at 9pm last Friday night?
ummm i was at home




What were you doing at 10:00am today?
sleepinggggggggggg



Is your family just a bundle of fun?
lol


Do you laugh at all the wrong times?
haha i laugh all the timeee

[Kirby]

http://icestrike.net/hangman/

[shazza]

yeah i think he took it

[Zak]

i dont know if you got the IM i sent while you were idle sometime l

[Lady Vulpix]

Chapter 20: The double fortress

The group moved on. Many comments were made about the recent events, especially by Erin who, after hearing Timper's version of the story, could hardly believe he'd almost got his butt kicked by an actress. He refrained from commenting on the parts where he had been kicked. Things hadn't turned out the way he had expected, but he still wanted to believe there was hope for Miranda. She was troubled and confused, she'd made many bad choices, but he still had the feeling that there was some good in her. He tried not to talk about it too much, though. He didn't want Erin to come to the wrong conclusions. The last thing he wanted was the faerfliye warrior to be mad at him, for more than one reason. It wasn't worth the risk anyway. His thoughts about Miranda were merely speculations; he didn't really know her.

"Why are you so mean to me?" he finally decided to ask Erin.
"What are you talking about?" she questioned.
"I tried to do something good and you made fun of me. And you're always rude to me when we talk."
"I'm not rude to you. I've actually been nicer to you than I've been to anyone else."
"Well, it's true that not everyone has seen you smile, which is quite sad. But not everyone has had your sword pointing to their hearts either."
"What? When did I ever point my sword to your heart?"
"When we first met. Don't you remember? It was the first thing you ever did to me."
"Oh, I didn't point it to your heart. You didn't even have a heart for me to point at!"
"Heart, trunk, whatever. You threatened to kill me when you first saw me."
"You'd earned it, you were stalking us. I wasn't going to kill you anyway. And you didn't seem to find your life threatened either, or else you wouldn't have uttered that ridiculous phrase."
"Ridiculous?"
"Is 'don't kill me with that look' a reasonable thing to say to someone who may slice you in half?"
"Wow!"
"Wow what?"
"You remember the first words I ever said to you! I'm impressed."
"You're crazy."
"Maybe a little," Timper grinned.
"If it makes you feel better, I promise I won't kill you," she said with a smile.
"Seeing you smile does make me feel a lot better. Promise you'll keep smiling and I may let you kill me some time," he winked.

"Hey, isn't it too cold?" Erin changed the subject.
"It's winter," Timper replied.
"I know, but it wasn't this cold yesterday."
"It wouldn't be the first time the weather's changed abruptly around here. But yes, I grant you it's quite cold."
"It's going to snow," Gallead commented. His gaze was lost in the sky.
"We should find shelter before the night comes," Eric suggested. "We can't sleep in the open."
"Everyone's stating the obvious today," Erin retorted.
"You could be less incisive and more helpful," Timper told her. "Unless the cold is getting to you more than you care to show."
"If I couldn't take a winter day, I wouldn't have survived all this time," she replied. "But it's true I'm not enjoying it. How come it snows here, if it never snowed in Shantar, nor in Isthum?"
"Snow isn't that common here either, but we're higher above the sea level than Isthum is, and we're not sheltered by mountains like Shantar was," Timper explained. "Cold winds can blow freely in this region."

It didn't take long before snow began to fall. Fortunately, the wind wasn't strong, so everyone was able to keep moving. It stopped almost as soon as it started, just a warning of the upcoming days, leaving a thin white coat on some parts of the ground, and just water on others.

"Gallead, what's wrong?" asked Mariel, noticing the ferwill was still lost in his thoughts.
"Oh," he said, turning round to face her. "I really don't know. I guess I'm just worried."
"Why? I mean... We do have things to worry about, but why is now different?"
"I've told you I don't know. I have a bad feeling, but I can't explain it. I don't normally have feelings like this."
"What do you feel?"
"I feel something's wrong. And I'm worried, but I can't help it, can I? Not if I don't even know what the problem is."
"Maybe we can figure it out," Mariel suggested.
"I'm not sure. I'm not a sorcerer; the only magic I know how to use is related to physical enhancement and healing, so I have no reason to have a hunch that actually means anything."
"The only magic you can actively use. But you've been open to connection magic before. What if someone is trying to contact you?"
"In that case, wouldn't you feel it?"
"Hmm... I guess I would."
"Don't worry. I guess I'm just getting tired of finding more enemies and not making it to the point. I wish Jamie was here."
"Yes, she and her family could be of great help. But they're already helping us where they are. As for the point, I have good news for you."
"Are we close?"
"We're about to reach it," Mariel announced.

As if on cue, lights came flashing from behind a nearby hill. As they got closer -which they quickly did-, their true nature became evident. It was fire! More precisely, fire arrows. Gallead reacted quickly and pushed Mariel down before the arrows could reach her. A puddle of water put out the fire. The group, taken by surprise, got ready to confront their new attacker. About ten seconds passed before two new arrows came by. Already prepared, the travelers easily dodged them.

"It seems our new opponent isn't brave enough to show its face," Erin stated.

Flaming arrows kept coming at a rather slow rate, until Gallead set up a front of wind to deflect them. The fifth pair of arrows were sent back to their source, but they didn't reach it. Instead, they disappeared into thin air.

"I don't like the look of this," Erin said.
"Fire and vanishing weapons? Either someone's imitating you or we're up against a faerfliye," Eric deduced.
"I don't use arrows," Erin told him. "By the range those arrows reach and the force they come out with, I'd say it's a faerfliye alright. Not a very experienced one, though. Otherwise those arrows would have at least scratched one of us."
"First a merial, then a shifter, now a faerfliye... What's next? Are they trying to summon one of each of our races to fight against us?" Eric questioned.
"Before anyone jumps to more conclusions, I think I'll go and check out what's going on," offered Pura.
"Are you sure?" Eric asked her.
"Those arrows won't touch me," she assured.
"Ok, go."

Pura flashed away, disappearing behind the hill. Oddly enough, the arrows stopped coming. The group waited for a minute, but nothing happened.

"Pura, is everything alright?" Eric called out, ready to go after her.
The violet light emerged from behind the hill.
"Everything's fine!" Pura answered. "Come here, all of you! They're friends!"
"They're... friends?" Eric repeated, puzzled.
"I have no idea what's going on," Erin said. "But I guess we'll find out if we go. There's no getting an explanation from Pura from this distance."

Eric, Mariel, Erin, Timper and Gallead made for the top of the hill in the best way each of them could. It wasn't as steep as it had seemed from the distance. When they reached the top, they found that the path ahead of them was shrouded in mist. While they were still contemplating the whiteness, Pura came to greet them, followed by two young, red-haired faeries who didn't look older than twelve. They were a boy and a girl. They both wore thick yellow clothes, and the girl had her bright orange hair tied in a ponytail. She had freckles on her face, and brown eyes. The boy's eyes were hazel.

"Hi! These are Jim and May," Pura introduced the two. "My friends Mariel, Erin, Timper, Gallead, and my friend and brilliant student Eric."
Eric chuckled at Pura's remark.
"Don't embarrass me," he told her. "But what are you two doing here? And why were you attacking us?"
"I'm sorry," May apologized. "We thought you were invaders. We've been attacked so many times... We were just trying to defend ourselves."
"Who's been attacking you?" asked Eric.
"Who hasn't?" Jim retorted. "Starting with zombies and strange earth creatures back in our old home, then an elf mage, a quirran and two whisterels... They just can't leave us alone."
"It seems you've been the target of as many attacks as we have," Timper noted. "Why?"
"I don't know," Jim said. "We've done nothing to them. All we want is just to live."
"Gavin says they see us as a threat," May explained.
"Who's Gavin?" Erin asked.
"He's our friend. He saved us when our town was attacked," May said. "He took us to our new home and has been protecting us since then. I mean... We all protect each other."
"That must be the place Jamie spoke of!" Gallead cheered.
"It must be. I can feel it from here," Mariel confirmed.
"Who's Jamie? And how can you feel it?" asked Jim.
"Jamie's a friend, and I'm a sorceress," Mariel explained. "We've been told that a source of great good lay in this area, and we've been looking for it. We're trying to stop the attacks too, so maybe we can help each other."
"This is strange..." Jim said. "I feel like I can trust you, but why?"
"Because it's true," Mariel smiled. "And I know we can trust you too. We're on the same side."
"You're strange, but nice," May told her. "I know! Why don't you come home with us? We'll introduce you to Gavin and Galmand and Seren and everyone. You'll love them!"
"Who did you say?" asked Pura.
"Oh, some friends of ours," Jim told her. "Come on, follow us!"

The children flew into the mist, and the group followed, not knowing what to expect. When the mist cleared out, they were surprised at what they saw ahead. It was a construction with a rather unusual shape: one large cylindrical tower made of grey stones, and a smaller, white, castle-shaped structure attached to it.

"Is that Twocastle?," Eric asked, looking at the strange building.
"Yes, it is," May said. "Come on in, you can wait in the big tower and we'll bring Gavin to meet you."
"Wait a second," Erin stopped them. "Before we go in there, I'd like to know something. How do you two know you can trust us? And how do we know this isn't just another trap?"
"Your friend was kind to us," Jim said, pointing at Pura. "Bad people are never nice."
"Actually, they are sometimes," Eric told him. "We've fought two enemies who tried to look like friends before."
"And that was nothing," Erin added. "But if we go on, it will seem we're trying to prevent you from trusting us. We'll just deal with things as they come."

The young faerfliyes gave Erin a puzzled look. Giving up their attempts to understand her, they pushed the large and heavy door of the grey tower, allowing everyone to enter.
"May, you can wait here with them while I bring Gavin, so they know this isn't a trap," Jim told his sister.
May nodded, and her brother went back outside.

The interior of the tower was lit with candles stuck all over the walls. The door led to a wide, round hall, in the center of which was a large wooden table. There were pillows of different shapes, colors and sizes all over the stone floor, and a fireplace warmed up the room. A set of stairs spiraled up from the walls, leading to a first floor.

"What's upstairs?" Timper asked.
"Rooms for large guests," May answered. "You and the faeries can stay in the smaller castle, but the others won't fit inside, so they'll have to use the rooms upstairs if you're going to stay for the night."
"What is this place?" Mariel asked, intrigued.
"They said it was built as a resting spot for travelers, but it has turned into a fortress since the war began," May replied. "Refugees like us are coming from everywhere. Most of us have had to leave our homes to escape the attacks. But together, we're stronger. We can defend ourselves. Twocastle is protected by both an army and strong magic, so we can hold on until the war is over, and still offer shelter for those who need it."
"For now, at least," a female voice came from above.
Everyone looked up, as a slim figure started moving down the stairs. Her steps could not be heard, nor her feet seen; only her long yellow dress could be seen crawling down the steps. Its wearer had brown skin, golden eyes and thick lips. Her ears barely stood out on the sides of her perfectly curved bald head, which was decorated with a yellow ribbon tied around it, crossing the middle of her forehead. The ribbon had a bright red stone in the center.

"Oh, Seren! Hi! I thought you were outside," May greeted the newcomer.
"Hello, May. Greetings to everyone else," Seren replied. "I was outside, indeed, but I came in as soon as I noticed the snow was coming."
"You were smarter than us, then. Have you been listening to us since we arrived?"
"Since you met, actually. Sorry, I was curious. You did a good job as a guide, but you got one detail wrong. This castle wasn't built as a shelter. It was turned into one after it was found; the only building still standing among the ruins of an old city. No one here knows what its original purpose was."
"Are you a refugee too?" Eric asked Seren.
"I can say I am," she replied. "I did come here to escape an attack my people couldn't possibly resist, but I didn't come just to save myself. I came here to find someone who'd be able to strike back, and possibly end the war once and for all. I've been helping around since then, and waiting."
"Waiting for what?" asked Eric.
"For the winter to end," Seren smiled.
"But why did you say we're only holding on for now?" May questioned. "Don't you think we can resist here until the war ends?"
"I really wish I could be that optimistic," Seren said. "My intuition, however, tells me otherwise. And I'm afraid it's never been wrong before. We haven't seen the worst of our enemies yet. All these attacks have been just tests. When they really decide to get rid of us... Oh, sorry. What am I doing? I shouldn't be speaking like this to a girl your age. Forget what I said, you can actually still make a difference; just... not necessarily here."
"I'm not a little girl, you know!" May complained. "I'm twelve already, so don't treat me like a baby. I've seen horrible things happen... I've lost my home and most of my family and I'm still here, fighting. So don't hide things from me just because I'm young."
"I'm not doing that," Seren replied. "I'm not hiding anything; but I must learn not to be so harsh."
"Seren, harsh? Is that even possible?" a strong yet cheerful male voice said.

The door was pushed open again by an adult male faerfliye. He had short, reddish-orange hair and beard and was wearing a white shirt and beige trousers. Behind him came Jim, and by his side floated a male faerie with pointy ears and transparent wings which were quite large in proportion to the rest of his body. He wore the same kind of clothes as the faerfliye, only that his trousers were as white as his shirt. His eyes were green, his hair was bright blue, and an aura of blue light surrounded his body.

"So these are the new visitors," the faerfliye contemplated the guests. "Welcome to Twocastle! Sorry for the unfriendly reception, we've been through many attacks lately and can't help but be cautious. My name is Gavin, and this is my friend and right hand Galmand. You've already met Jim."
"Consider yourselves forgiven!" Pura blurted out. "As long as you show us around and we get the chance to talk."

Galmand's eyes opened widely, but he took his time to reply. Finally, he said he'd show them the small castle, but only the smaller three would be able to see the whole of it.
"Maybe the rest of you would prefer to see this tower now," Gavin concluded.
Mariel said it was ok either way, and Eric agreed. Gallead hesitated for a second, but then decided it would be best to take a look at the large tower while Erin, Timper and Pura saw the other section.
"I'll show you around, then," Seren offered. "Gavin, you can go with the others in case they decide to split up."
Gavin didn't understand Seren's reasons, but he'd learnt to follow her instincts without questioning them. He nodded, and left the tower followed by Galmand, Jim, May and the three smaller travelers.

"This is really strange," Eric commented once his friends had left. "I feel like I'm missing half of what's going on."
"I'm not too sure about it either," Mariel admitted. "Gallead?"
"I don't know, I may be seeing things," the ferwill said. "I just thought I saw Pura's light glow brighter, and with what she said I thought she was up to something. I was curious, but I thought it was best not to follow her this time."
"You thought correctly," Seren told him. "If I'm right about her. Come, I'll show you your rooms."
She moved up as silently as she had descended, and the others followed.
"How does she do that?" Eric wondered.
"She's a grumma. She doesn't have legs, only a strong and very flexible tail," Gallead explained.
"Oh. That too, but I was asking why she seems to know everything."
"About that, I have no clue."
"You can always ask," Seren giggled. "I don't know everything, I just have an uncommon intuition, and I've heard a few stories about your friend Pura."
"Really? How?!"
"I know someone who knows her," she said. "He's only said good things about her. If it really is her. It could be another Pura, but too many things match. Oh, here we are. You can pick the rooms you like the most. No one's occupying this floor aside from me right now. There are two bathrooms down the corridor and a small kitchen for those who want to cook or brew potions. The main kitchen is on the small castle, though, and dinner will be brought to you from there, so you don't have to use this kitchen unless you want to. There's a library on the other side; you can read as much as you want while you're here; or you can take a book, but only if you leave one in return. Everything else is distributed among the rooms. I'd give you a tour, but I think you'll get the most out of exploring by yourselves. You can relax and do whatever you like, but I suggest that you get down by sunset. There will be a show before dinner, and you don't want to miss it."
"A show?" they all asked.
"Lights on the sky, music and some surprises. Everyone's invited to participate or watch. We always have shows on special events."
"And what's the event now?" queried Gallead.
"Your arrival, of course!" Seren smiled.


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The small castle was filled with even more light than the large one. Many creatures were inside, and they all greeted the visitors joyfully.
"They don't look like war refugees," Erin commented.
"We celebrate what we have instead of mourning for what we've lost," Gavin explained. "That makes us stronger."
"Does it?" Timper questioned. "Can't all those hidden feelings explode in the worst possible moment?"
"Oh, we don't hide them," Galmand told him. "But we look at all the good things we still have, and all we've gained. Life has so much to offer! It's worth not missing it. We could all have died, but we didn't, so we try to make the best of our lives."
"You remind me of a young girl I know," Erin laughed.
"In more than one way if it's Mariel you're talking about," Pura added. "What do you do here, Galmand?"
"I mainly protect the fortress with magic, heal those who need it and fight if I have to. I also make light shows when we have a party; I guess I'll be making one tonight, right, Gavin?"
"Yes, it will be a good way to honor our visitors," the faerfliye replied.
"A light show?!" Erin laughed louder than before.
"What is it?" asked Gavin.
"Nothing. It's just... You guys are the opposite of subtlety."
"Our enemies already know we're here," Gavin remarked. "We may as well let them know that all their attempts to bring us down are failing and we still have reasons to celebrate."
"Alright, that explains the light show. What about certain discretion rules?"
"We haven't been breaking any," Galmand stared at Erin, puzzled. "But I assume someone has, or else you wouldn't be asking that question. Maybe we could talk about that in detail later."
"No, it's ok," Erin shrugged it off.

After walking through countless corridors, rooms and halls, the visitors were left to move freely. Gavin and Galmand headed to their rooms to change their clothes for the party.
"I'll take around 5 seconds, so I guess I'll then sit around and wait for the fun to start," Galmand stated.
"5 seconds? You do always get ready before I do, but don't go overboard with the bragging. It doesn't suit you, and someone might put your words to a test," Gavin word them.
"I'll be looking forward to that moment," Galmand replied in a mysterious tone.
"I think I'll take another look around and leave you two guys alone," Pura spoke out to Erin and Timper.
"Do what you like best," said Erin, deliberately ignoring any possible connotations.
Those words had worked wonders. Even Timper was fooled about Pura's intentions.


*************************

Ten seconds later, Galmand heard knocks on his door. He stood up, expectantly, and slowly turned the door open. His eyes met a sight he had been missing for years. It was one of his own kind... A female, with deep blue eyes and light violet locks falling on her chest, wrapped in a green dress that would have been more suitable for the summer. But he didn't think she was feeling cold at that moment: it was quite warm inside. And it had just turned warmer.
"Who's that mysterious lady waiting at my door?" he welcomed her with a wide smile.
Even though he'd spoken in the form of a question, his tone and expression showed that he clearly knew the answer.
"So you remember me! I'm impressed," she told him, letting herself in.
"How could I not? That trip to the south was an experience I'll never forget. I'd never found a lurian who was not afraid to open up like you did."
"I'm sorry to be the herald of bad news, but they have managed to introduce that fear into me. Those history lessons were truly vivid."
"But that was another time. Another era. Neither of us had been born back then. I think we do have a chance, if we try. I believe there's a way to stop history from repeating itself while being and active part of it."
"You haven't changed, have you?" she giggled. "Well, I am an active part of history. I'm a guide... A teacher."
"But wouldn't you like to do more? For yourself as well as for others."
He turned towards a trunk that lay in front of his bed, and opened it.
"What do you want me to do?" she asked him.
"I want you to fulfill the promise you made to me before I left," he replied, searching inside the trunk. Finally, he found what he was looking for. "I'd been keeping this for you in case we crossed paths again."
He stretched out his arms, revealing a long silver dress. The cloth was as soft as it was shiny, and it seemed to be made to fit her size, though Galmand knew it could stretch and shrink as needed.

"This is... beautiful!" she exclaimed. "How did you get it?"
"Shh..." Galmand whispered, gently touching her lips with his fingers. "I'll tell you later. For now, I'd like you to go to the room assigned to you and put it on. Then, if it fits you, you can wear it during tonight's dinner and impress the audience."
"The audience? Are you asking me to sing... in public?"
"Do you have a problem with that?"
"I've never done it before!"
"Trust me. There was a first time for everyone who did it and, if something about you hasn't changed, you have nothing to be afraid of," he assured.
"What if the audience doesn't like it?"
"Nothing bad will happen if they don't, but that's not going to happen anyway. They'll love you; it's impossible not to."
"I wish I had your confidence," she sighed. "For this and every other aspect of my life."
"It will do you good. There's nothing like singing to boost your own confidence," he told her.
"Will you sing too?"
"If that's what it takes to make you feel comfortable, I will."
She thought for a moment, and then came to a decision.
"Ok, I'll do it."


*************************

Everyone had had the time to hold their own investigations by the time the celebration began. Mariel and Gallead had been exploring the library, while Eric filled Seren with questions and was left with even more questions than he previously had. One thing was clear, though. The inhabitants of Twocastle were friendly. Seren's answers were puzzling, but she didn't try to dodge Eric's questions, which represented a positive change for him. That way he found out that her people used to live in underground tunnels until waves of invaders started coming. One time they'd flooded the tunnels, another they'd set them on fire. Few grummar had survived the attacks, and she'd had the feeling it would only get worse. She had volunteered to serve as a sentinel, and spent days on the surface, trying to detect the next wave before it was too late, but this time it had come from below, destroying the very foundations of her city, and causing the land above it to crumble and smash everything to pieces. Then the attackers had left, ignoring her presence, or escaping what was coming next. Only the following day she had met Gavin and the two kids he had just rescued from another slaughtered village. He'd told her the shadows were coming, and urged her to follow him, and that was how she had arrived at Twocastle.

When Eric asked her about the reason of the attacks, Seren said she could only reckon something too powerful had been awakened, and all those with lust for power were now jumping at the opportunity. At first, it had been just random, chaotic attacks; but now it was getting worse. Now a group was prevailing, and getting organized.
"How do you know that?" Eric asked her.
"It's clear. Their actions have a direction now. And time only seems to push them towards their goal. There's something I'm missing, but I'm sure someone has got a hold of the cause of all this. And unless it breaks from the inside, our chances are minimum."
"Break from the inside?"
"I mean something needs to cause that direction to turn. And what about you? What has caused you to come this far?"
Eric told Seren his own story, and for some reason that brought some hope back to her. Especially after he described their last battle.
"Stick together," she advised him. "Maybe not everything's lost."

Erin and Timper, on the other hand, had been inspecting each corner of the small castle again and again, first to make sure they knew where they were standing, and then to try to find Pura. They came across May and Jim several times, but they found no signs of their luminous friend.
"She's been acting too strange today," Erin commented. "Even for her."
"I guess she must know what she's doing," Timper told her. "I haven't managed to understand her yet, but you know her better. Do you think there's anything wrong?"
"I don't see anything wrong, but I don't know if I should be worried about that."
"That kind of reasoning would lead you to be worried all the time. Give yourself a break and relax, you've earned it."
"Relax? How?"
"I don't know. What do you like doing, other than fighting?"
"Hmm... No one's ever asked me that question before."
"Really? I can't believe it!"
"Why not? It's not the first time you go where no one else has gone."
"I know, but that's a common question."
"Then I guess I must not be common myself."
"That's out of the question. You're anything but common," Timper smiled.
"You seem to be more used to that relaxing stuff. What do you suggest we do?"
"Well, when I visit a place and the locals are friendly, I often talk to them to find out about their lifestyles and traditions... Which from your face I can tell is not what you'd like to do. Then I usually find out what games they like to play, learn them and beat them at those games."
"You'd spent too many hours without bragging. I was starting to get scared. You can't possibly beat everyone at their own games."
"Not always, of course, but I often make it. I'm skilful, you should know it by now."
"I'd like to see you back up those words."
"No problem. Just follow me and watch."
He started heading to the main hall to find someone to challenge, but found the whole place decorated, the table served with a wide variety of meals, and everyone converging towards the center of the room. The show was about to start.
"Ok, maybe later," he concluded.

A male neini welcomed everyone, "especially tonight's visitors". The guests from the grey tower arrived just in time to watch the show begin. It opened with the ceiling turning transparent and revealing the clear and starry sky above it. Actually, since there were two floors above, either those floors had become transparent too or magic was being used to replicate the sky. Mariel stared at the stars, trying to figure out which of the two it was. All she could conclude was that it was light magic, and it wasn't a simple illusion. "I need to find the person who cast that spell and learn it," she thought. Few seconds later, the sky became filled with lights of many colors. Some lights stayed together, forming colorful flowers, circles and spirals, while others moved across the sky, sometimes falling, sometimes dancing high above with the stars.

Everybody clapped and cheered, and then, with the colorful lights still up, came the time of the performers. Two kraggletups made acrobatic pirouettes, first with nothing but their bodies, then with a ball, then with two, until they had four balls almost as tall as them piled up on each other, and the two of them on top. From that height, they jumped, letting the balls fall on the stage, and each of them landing on a chair by the table.
"All that exercise has made me hungry!" one of them said, grabbing something grayish from a plate in front of him, and receiving general laughter as a response.

After them came a leenia, a small water creature with silvery blue skin and long teal hair. She hummed a sweet melody, the vibrations never stopping as her body moved smoothly, waving and circling in an almost hypnotic manner. She, too, was applauded when she left the stage, though she did it in a much more discrete way than her predecessors.

And then the third act began: the singers. The announcer got on the stage and immediately looked back. Upon receiving the message, he revealed that a mysterious singer was going to make her debut that night. Erin nearly fell off her chair when she saw "Ümberliry" ("mysterious lady" in an ancient language), displaying her whole 15.5 centimeters of height on the stage, her silver dress reflecting her bright purple light. Her reaction alone allowed Timper to confirm his earlier conclusions. Behind this singer came Galmand, shining as brightly as his partner, dressed in an elegant white suit with blue arabesques that matched his glow and his hair. The song they sang was in a language no one in the audience could understand, but they were enchanted by the sound of Ümberliry's voice. When the song finished, dozens of spectators were cheering and asking her to sing one more song. The female singer blushed with shyness, but Galmand caressed her hair, mixing his light with hers, and whispered something to her which convinced her to sing again. This time she sang a popular song which Eric knew well. Many others knew it too, but that didn't make any it less beautiful. Then she left the stage and the hall, not knowing how to react to a crowd that was applauding her. She'd never felt anything like that before... Except that time when a young mage had visited her village. She was still a student then, and he'd managed to opened her eyes to a world she'd been completely unaware of... to possibilities that, against all predictions, were finally becoming real. He'd always tried to get her to open up, to show the world who she really was, and what she was capable of. Even then she'd been too shy, too influenced by the things she had learnt, but she'd made the promise that, should they meet again, she'd let no obstacles interfere between her and her dreams, and he'd get to see the best of her. So, literally, that night had been a dream come true. And it wasn't over yet.

[shazza]

That's a new one... what exactly do you mean?

[Crystal Mew]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSFxKt_gY1c

[firepokemon]

Aurora Publishing has revealed plans for domestic releases of Izumi Kirihara’s light drama manga series Hitohira, and the yaoi titles Heavenly Body, by Takashi Kanzaki; Maid in Heaven, by Hisami Shimada; and Ruff Love, by Tamaki Kirishima.

The first volume of Hitohira will be released in October. The new yaoi books will debut this summer.

[Crystal Mew]

A Stellar Sayonora 3:30 Eleventyseven

[Kirby]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4hlzRNu3uE

[shazza]

i should hav waited for the nokia n96, but a launch date hasn't even been announced yet

[Zak]

Your application for undergraduate admission to UMass Amherst for the Fall 2008 semester was processed by our office on February 7, 2008.

As of April 30, 2008, the status of your application is:
complete application

[shazza]

http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?t=10302

[mr_pikachu]

Cardinals’ Barton is a space case

(And Zak, the same thing happened to me with one of my applications... I had to choose a school by April 15th, and they finally sent their admission decision last Friday. -_-)

[firepokemon]

y_the_hedgehog> yup so i'll see you around
<firepokemon> ok sounds good
<sanny_the_hedgehog> okay later flyingp- i mean firepokemon
<firepokemon> ok bye
-
<sanny_the_hedgehog> hey there firepokemon
<firepokemon> hello
<sanny_the_hedgehog> remember me?
<firepokemon> of course I do we spoke yesterday
<sanny_the_hedgehog> exactly that was just a test
<sanny_the_hedgehog> and you passed

Not funny enough for the funny chat quotes thread which someone needs to post in one of these days. I wish mirc would stop ctrl Ving

[Clark]

"who the fuck is this ass hole??"

[shazza]

yeah

[firepokemon]

it just depends

- Wow that was a very small ctrl V

[shazza]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/733/jewieanjaselm8.jpg

[Drago]

SHAKESPEARE'S SHORTS - Friday May 16th at 8pm. Bring everyone you can! Bring people you can't bring! JUST BRING IT!!

[shazza]

wake up early, watch two online lectures, go to uni

[Crystal Mew]

http://www.unfungames.com/mariopaint/

[Lady Vulpix]

é

[Jeff]

http://www.tv.com/heroes/show/17552/episode_listings.html?season=3&tag=nav_bar;3

[firepokemon]

<+SailorClef> VARIETY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<Cranky> Code Geass has blurry nipples
<POKEMON_TRAINER> I WAS GOING TO TEACH IT MORE FIRE ATTACKS
<Cranky> AAAAAAA

[Clark]

http://homes.jacksonville.com/realestate/?tp=homes2.jacksonville.com&classification=mdRealEstate&temp_type=detail&listing_id=34266123&listing_index=1&price_range=5000000-9999999999

[shazza]

If you had the choice to go to africa for a month or paris for two weeks, where would you go?
uhmm paris





Favorite fruit?
iunnooo




Do you carry condoms with you?
yes






What would the first thing you would do with 50,000 dollars?
shop



Who was your last text message to and what did it say?
zackary- your not talking..



How was your day?
pretty tiring




What are you wearing right now?
trackie and a singlet



Current music playing?
the presets




What is your biggest annoyance?
people


Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
chivonne and char



What did you have for breakfast today?
peanut butter sandwich

What is the biggest turnoff?
annoying people. bad breath.





Do you like getting comments or messages better?
comments



Last movie saw in theaters and with whom?
no idea



Would you ever want to be famous?
noo



Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
no




Who is your most outgoing friend?
they all are but prolly von



Next concert that youre going to?
iunnoo



Who was the last person to call you?
sarah



How late do you stay up usually?
bout 830 9 lol



Look to your right, whats there?
door


Is anyone in the room with you?
nope

What is the ad on the side of the page?
doodle on howard!

What's the weather like today?
cold ish but warm but im cold


Current time?
5;33


Who is the last artist that comes under 'A' in your music library?
avenge sevenfold


Who sings the song youre listening to?
birds of tokyo




What was the last thing you had to eat?
kfc


Do you shower in the morning or at night?
night



Are you watching tv?
no



What does your toothbrush look like?
electric


How long did it take to do this survey so far?
iuno?


Last website visited other than this one?
photobucket


Is there anything you'd like to tell someone?
yes


Have any text messages saved, and what do they say?
nuh


Who is/was your favorite teacher?
iunno


What was the last thing you bought?
alcohol


When was the last time you were on an airplane and where were you going?
when i was little and comming home from w.

a

What are you waiting for?
ntohing


Last thing you said outloud?
dont worry tabitha i love you


Have you put up christmas decorations?
yeees


Why did you do this survey?
coz im borefd!

[Crystal Mew]

1998 Honda Civic

[shazza]

Wollongong

[Kirby]

Through the Panama

[Zak]

FRY ME TOO THE MOONARU AND RET ME PRAY AMONG THE STARSU

[firepokemon]

Okay, this story is consisted of two hours of work. I would not describe it as being a masterpiece since I have practically no talent in creative writing. Since it is part of my dare, I had to write something out using adaptation from Pokemon, Duel Monsters and Sherlock Homles.

[Zak]

(Eliminated in Round 1)

[firepokemon]

Oh, how original... Supakitsune loves loli, as if we didn't already know that.
<~Satoshi-kun> !shota
<catbert> Yes, it's official, Satoshi-kun loves SHOTA!!!
<firepokemon> lol
<firepokemon> !shota
<+Geoffrey> Wow, there was a Pac-Man cartoon?
<catbert> Yes, it's official, firepokemon loves SHOTA!!!
<+Supakitsune> Yes, there was
<&Kasumi|SleepyGirl> Yes, Geoffrey.
<~Satoshi-kun> :)
<+Geoffrey> lol
<&Kasumi|Sleepy

[shazza]

prettycassylin@live.com

[Drago]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skBlEbsM0jM&NR=1 or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl0HOqjSzqw&feature=related
You win either way

[Jay Umbreon]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angry+dragon

[shazza]

that are all the way

[RedStarWarrior]

Punk Goes Crunk is the seventh compilation album in the "Punk Goes..." themed series released on the Fearless Records record label. The album is comprised of popular hip hop songs performed by rock bands. It contains songs from the canceled Yo! Indie Rock Raps compilation album from Immortal Records. Despite the compilation title, "Put Yo Hood Up" is the only song that falls under the "crunk" sub-genre, and very few of the bands on the compilation are considered punk bands.

[Zak]

Speaking of Home Alone, that sequel was fucking evil. I mean, I love it but Kevin is a fucking asshole. Sure, Marv and Harry are going to rob some store's charity but that old man who ran the store was clearly insane. How do we know he wasn't just going to buy fifty dozen hot dogs and throw them at people?

Kevin just takes it up a notch. He electrocutes Marv for over ten seconds. I'm pretty sure his heart had to have stopped somewhere along the part where his skeleton becomes visual. Harry dips his burning skull in kerosene. I'm fairly certain he had to have had a stroke there.

Hell, neither of them shouldn't have gotten into the house. Marv has several bricks thrown into his skull. He should've had a major concussion and died. Then, Harry breaks his spine after slipping on that Gak shit.

Let's just assume that they don't die from any of this. They go into the house and survive most of their ordeals. There's the whole walking up the stairs part that needs to be addressed here. This is the moment where it all goes up fifty fucking notches. Kevin not only has superhuman strength to lift a huge fucking... Whatever that large object is but he throws it at their necks. THEIR NECKS. They then continue to fall down into a hole for a story or two. Oh, it isn't over yet. Kevin decides this assholes haven't suffered enough yet. He cuts THE FUCKING ROPE and watches that thing fall down and crush the two to death. Marv and Harry have a final embrace and die a painful death.

They not only continue to live but they somehow have enough strength to run up the stairs after Kevin but they also have enough strength to take a big red thing in their face. Then... They go dangle off a rope on top of the building. Kevin then BURNS THE ROPE. HOLY SHIT. THIS KID IS FUCKING EVIL. They don't make it to the top and fall down into the bottomless pit. Kevin also has paint cans fall onto them. The first Home Alone isn't even close to how evil Kevin is here. He has to grow up to be Dexter or Jigsaw. Hell, he could even grow up to be the Garfield of serail killers, Hannibal.

Oh, yeah, good entry, Troy. I just did a big thing for Home Alone 2 in RT and I couldn't believe how sadistic Kevin is in it. This now ends my very long rant.

[kainashi]

[6:50pm] <&Raikou> SECURITY, COME QUICK, HE'S USING A CELL PHONE

[firepokemon]

blue idr
<~Luna> chicken noodle soup, chicken noodle soup, chicken noodle

[shazza]

||

[Crystal Mew]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM

[shazza]

139817861

[shazza]

http://www.b3tards.com/u/f94979c65cdf16050eb2/phelps_saiyan.gif

[Drusilla]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQK1al91drs

[Drago]

“I’m sorry! Is that seat taken?” I pushed my glasses up and gave him a hesitant smile. “My name’s Sam.”


é
lol I hadn't noticed that till now, I do that all the time, particularly while ficcing.

[shazza]

THE GETAWAY PLAN

[Zak]

e^(-t^4)

[PancaKe]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Grail

[kainashi]

0

[PancaKe]

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=SxMkD3F-VbA

[Zak]

GoRnKyDuDe: at first you will probably hate the ending
GoRnKyDuDe: but let it sink in
GoRnKyDuDe: now that i think about it. it really IS unbelieavble
y OY o23 8: is it clever?
GoRnKyDuDe: to an extent
y OY o23 8: is it straightforward and summarizable in a single phrase?
y OY o23 8: or is it like Saw III
GoRnKyDuDe: technically yes
GoRnKyDuDe: it CAN be summarized in one phrase
GoRnKyDuDe: but you would only get the jist

[PancaKe]

[ ::T i M:: ] [ In a Champagne Supernova in the Sky ] says:
wellllll
[ ::T i M:: ] [ In a Champagne Supernova in the Sky ] says:
we were in a massssive rush



(dont ask lolz)

[DarkestLight]

You don't even know what it tastes like
infinity007: Sure I do. It tastes like gumdrops and candy canes LOL
shadowsradiance: I'm going to shoot you if you reference that f****** song once more.

[PancaKe]

We've heard some of your concerns around trying to get the assistance you need when having an issue on the site. Our ultimate goal is to keep improving the product so you essentially won't need any...

[shazza]

what up?

[PancaKe]

http://members.iinet.net.au/~aceywacey/ace/fanfics/pmaster05.txt

hahaha lol

[shazza]

poor rhys

[Zak]

Saying watching YouTube to see the ending of a game is cheating is like saying looking at porn is cheating on your girlfriend/wife.

[Heald]

Buzz Killington

[Weasel Overlord]

‘Twenty minutes,’ said Sweeper. ‘I’ll answer every question. And then, Mister Vimes, we’ll send you back from twenty minutes in the future to now and you’ll tell yourself what you and me agree you ought to know. Which will be most of it, really. You’re a man who can keep secrets. Okay?’
‘Yes, but-’ Vimes began.
The tone of the spinning cylinders changed slightly.
Sam Vimes saw himself standing in the middle of the room. ‘That’s me!’
‘Yeah, right,’ said Sweeper. ‘Now listen to the man.’
‘Hello, Sam,’ said the other Vimes, staring not quite at him. ‘I can’t see you, but they say you can see me. Remember the smell of lilac? You thought about those who died. And then you told Willikins to hose down that kid. And, eh…you’ve got a pain in your chest you’re a bit worried about but you haven’t told anyone…That’s about enough, I think. You know I’m you. Now, there’s some things I can’t tell you. I can know ‘em because I’m in a-’ The speaker stopped and looked away, as if he was taking instruction from someone offstage ‘-a closed loop. Er, you could say I’m twenty minutes of your life you don’t recall. Remember when you had…’

[shazza]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Australia_history.gif

[PancaKe]

On June 1, 2006, the video hosting website YouTube was taken down temporarily for maintenance. The phrase "ALL YOUR VIDEO ARE BELONG TO US" appeared below the YouTube logo as a placeholder while the site was down. Some users believed the site had been hacked, leading the host to add the message "No, we haven't been hacked. Get a sense of humor."[7]

[Zak]

There are many people who find animated women to be extremely attractive. Have you ever been to Missouri? That's all that state is about.

Anime girls offer men what "real-life" (if they can even be called that) women cannot. Perfect physical features. I am not denying that there are attractive women in "real" life (psshh). But, let's be honest here; everytime you see there "titties" you want to vomit. They are disgusting and taste bad. With anime girls this problem does not exist. And they look like they smell nice.

[shazza]

http://newspoll.com.au/image_uploads/0906%20QLD%2024-09-08.pdf

[shazza]

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=564283880&ref=profile

Also, can someone tell me how this topic got so many views since March 2008? Is that a glitch? Surely something like the US Presidential election would have more views than some random persons copy and paste?

[Heald]

Constant elasticity of substitution

[Jeff]

Join Date
8th November 2004

[Ghost]

attackofapenguin (12:31:05 PM): its so tall youd have to be a mentally disabled blind man whos blindfolded and has his head encased in a cement block to believe it was real

[The Decapitated Mole]

you should check out the song 'for reverend green' sometime

[Jeff]

My ex-girlfriend would always have to ask me when we started dating. Of course she could have just been testing me, she really was a nutjob. Nevertheless I always knew the answer: June 17th. Scary that I still know that.

[shazza]

1. troll 2974 up, 178 down love ithate it

One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument

[Zak]

1) Any news on Daniel 's fate ? Did he survive or what ?

2) What happened to Strahm 's partner in SAW IV who was shot by the booby trapped puppet ? Did she survive her injuries or not ?

3) Is there any cop who conducts the investigation on Jigsaw now that everybody is dead ? (Strahm is locked so he doesn't count)

4) Any explanation as to why was Kerry murdered ? (the deleted scenes point out she had an affair with Eric Matthews and probabably Hoffman killed them in a jealous rage).

5) What did the envelope write ?

6) Is Amanda really dead ? Do they show her body after the Saw IV aftermath ? I know that the film doesn't include the autopsy scene . Do they show the Jigsaw body in the house ?

7) Is Saw V linear or what ?

8) Any explanation on the puppet's origin ?

9) Is Rigg really dead ?

10) Did Art know that Hoffman was never in real danger (his trap was fake) or was he tricked into believing that Hoffman was another helpless victum along with Rigg and Matthews ?

[Crystal Mew]

http://j33f.wordpress.com/2006/07/11/yiruma/

[PancaKe]

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=7QSYYxygo0s.

[shazza]

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=564283880

[PancaKe]

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v173/101/41/749365102/n749365102_2086947_7654.jpg

[Jeff]

If we are going to make translations, we are the best ones to let to human beings do them since the machines are infamous bad in him.

[PancaKe]

http://www.sydneyanglicans.net/culture/listening/death_magnetic/

lol

[Zak]

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[Lady Vulpix]

é

[Magmar]

heyy do you realize your facebbook picture is all over uuubzspace.com

[shazza]

tetanus

[Zak]

xd4rk_w1ngx@yahoo.com

[Drusilla]

{FIRE}

[Crystal Mew]

Have you ever had your heartbroken?
many a time. but one one of them truly hurt me.

[PancaKe]

What’s Happening @ Church

1. Peter Lin is away preaching at St Clements, Mosman, who are one of our supporting churches

2. ESL Meeting – Monday 1st December, 7:30pm @ the Fairfield Church. For all those who have volunteered to help with ESL next year, please come to our first meeting. We’ll meet our co-ordinators, the Regional co-ordinator for ESL and talk about training and best times for classes next year. Further questions, see Peter.

3. Baptism Meeting – Tuesday 25th November, 7:30pm @ Peter’s house in Bossley Park. For all those who have expressed interest in getting baptised.

4. Love This Broken City – Studies start THIS WEEK. Also, make sure you check out the Love This Broken City blog and Facebook group. Share with each other what has challenged, confronted and enthused you about your group discussions.

5. If you are able to bring supper any weekends in December/January – please speak to Tara regarding a supper roster for the holidays. Thanks
www.stbarnabasonline.com

[shazza]

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[Drusilla]

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[PancaKe]

rofl soong i love you man. its the only reason why i make fun of you.

[Zak]

Yael

thing is, my guys frineds are basically yeshiva boys
12:53amZak

lol i just wanna go to NY
12:53amYael

who dont party like that (at least not w/girls)

so far

[PancaKe]

HOW IT AFFECTS (this probably can go in why but oh wells)
- "imported ministers" cos noone will stay in Fairfield ~ all anglican ministers in fairfield didn't live in fairfield originally, moved here for ministry purposes. Only a few will come. Quotes from Kate, Steve, Peter, Ted, Cameron, etc – Ministers who are imported / came to Fairfield for ministry purposes
- Long term training. Majority of people that are trained up in the churches either come from outside Fairfield, or those trained up in Fairfield don’t stay for the long term but move to churches that can pay them and that can financially support them etc? Jason re moving to be financially supported. Student ministers at my church not paid, how do they survive etc? What do I ask them?
- overworked ministers because we are so short staffed Ministers /
- support from other congregations to keep ours afloat financially (st clements and springwood) Kate & Steve supported financially ; Cameron Griffiths asked to move churches because they cannot afford to keep him
- harder to reach community results in smaller and more multicultural churches Ted Brush re: smaller churches and ministers wanting numbers.

[Drago]

Joshikousei Nigeru! Shinrei Puzzle Gakuen

[Ghost]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/that_one_kid_in_rec_basketball

[Zak]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWjfh4HH7CU

[shazza]

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=VFX-dKpcDz8

[MToolen]

http://www.wwbw.com/Dynasty-M890-USA-4-Valve-Sousaphone-i491282.music

[Asilynne]

Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player. Get the latest Flash player.

[Crystal Mew]

plan alpha gamma alpha

[mvtm]

Dear American Airlines:

On September 5th, i flew with my family (709****,794****) from Caracas to Miami. Our schedule was: CCS-MIA-MEX. Due to an unknown problem,our AB6 was hold 30mins + in Maiquetia. This delay compromised our connecting AA flight to Mexico City.It was already too late,we didn't make it.

Upon explaining our situation to AA Agents in MIA counter,they diligently placed us in the next available flight to Mexico City. Though ...in another cabin class than the one we originally booked. They placed us all 3 in Y,instead of F.

As you understand,i felt really disappointed by this decision. Not only because of the money involved,but because my parents are in an advanced age.AA Agents told me i should write a letter to Customer Service and request some form of compensation. Again, this was not a good experience.

I am also writing as my AAdvantage Gold card hasn't arrived yet. It's been since late September that we all 3 achieved status and i find it quite strange it hasn't arrived after all this time.

In hopes of reading from you soon...
Best wishes for 2009.

-Maria *****


Well, i edited a bit.Not to show that much info. hehe
but that was my CTRL V xD

[Jeff]

Well, the people that have offered to help in this thread (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?t=17716) for starters.

[Oakbark]

http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=16

[Crystal Mew]

http://cwtv.com/CW-VIDEO/ONE-TREE-HILL/FULL/?PLAY=463-4675

[shazza]

431 friendsSee All

[Zak]

http://lamda.bluelaguna.net/ffx2music/1/16%20-%20Kilika.mp3

[Heald]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjEvLABRev0[/url

[Drusilla]

Is helping Dr. Steel take over the world

[shazza]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyramid_Rock,_Philip_Island#2008

[Crazy Elf Boy]

sword n board

[Crystal Mew]

ray ban 2140

[MToolen]

has Proclaim practice, volleyball, then gets to tear a wall down so we can get heat tomorrow!

[mr_pikachu]

[/color]

...I was editing the TPMBL standings to prepare for 2009. It's absurd how many color tags I had to put in that post to make the formatting look decent.

[Weasel Overlord]

http://www.londonexpo.com/show_information/faq.html

[shazza]

ICT

[alihan1988]

eva mendes

[Crazy Elf Boy]

[COLOR="PaleGreen"][/COLOR

[Crystal Mew]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmCiLF0MzsI&feature=channel

[Zak]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ5lk735-Fk&feature=related

[Kirby]

34298456777

[shazza]

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf0sH7haIr0&feature=related

[Crystal Mew]

"my life was like a moonless night...and then you shot across my sky like a meteor. suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. when you were gone...there was no more reason for anything"

[Zak]

Game Over:

Jonas
Charles
Fisk
Sing
Mrs.Gordon
Cecil
Jeff Denlon
Tapp
Obi
Eric Matthews
Daniel Matthews
Lynn
Brit


Risk:

Art Blank
Dr. Gordon
Addison
Kerry
Strahm
Mallick
Xavier
Perez


Safe:

Adam
Amanda
Brenda
Jim Morrison
Hoffman
Rigg
Jigsaw
Luba
Jill Tuck

[Dark Scizor]

UNF 　 ／■＼　　　+IF U WERE BUTTFUCKED TOMORROW
　+ 　 （* ´Д｀）　　　I WOULDNT CARE BECAUSE ID BE
UNF　（　 つ ／■＼　BUTTFUCKING SOMEONE ELSE
　　 　 ）,ｨ⌒（* ´Д｀）　　　　　+
　　　（_（__人__,つ ､つ 　
WE TRUE HOMOS
WE BUTTFUCK TOGETHER
WE GET AIDS TOGETHER
SEND THIS 2 AS MANY PEOPLE AS U CAN COUNT HOW MANY TIMES YOU GET THIS, IF U GET 1000 YOUR A TRUE HOMO

no homo

[PancaKe]

info@acctv.com.au

[Zak]

وباكستان، هما جورج ميتشل وريتشارد هولبروك. كما جدد أوباما الخميس تأكيده على إنهاء الصراع بين إسرائيل وحركة المقاومة الإسلامية "حماس" حاثاً الدولة العبرية على فتح المعابر المؤدية إلى قطاع غزة، ومطالباً "حماس" بوقف إطلاق الصواريخ باتجاه جنوب إسرائيل. وقال أوباما: "السلام الدائم يحتاج لأكثر من هدنة طويلة بوقفٍ لإطلاق النار، ولهذا سأدعم جهود التزام فعالة لتحقيق قيام دولتين

[shazza]

http://www.tvtonight.com.au/2009/01/ramsays-back-to-ramsay-street.html

[Jeff]

The facebook page says that the event is cancelled? What's this about? D:

(my ctrl+v is just that quote, I need to put this message here so the forum lets me post it)

[Crystal Mew]

Real life dream

Dreaming while im awake,
Thinking of you wishing it wasn't fake,
Just another dream, just wishful thought,
Hoping for something i've never got,
Closing my eyes to picture you in my mind,
Looking thru my thoughts and you i'll find.
I always heard fairytales aren't true they are just for fun,
If that's true how'd I fall for one.
I sleep just to dream of you, I wake hoping that it becomes true,.....

Now Im waking up and its not a dream, its not just a thought its the real thing, walking with the prettiest girl, prettiest girl that I've ever seen. Why she talks to me I don't know, but I won't argue I can't let her go. Just living a dream with her by my side, letting my heart be my guide,
I can't ignore the butterflies inside,
And When I see you smile my stomach drops,
When I see your face my heart often stops.
But that's fine I dont mind missing a beat,
having you by me is the biggest treat.

[Gavin Luper]

With $252 million in ticket sales alone from the hugely successful Lost Highway Tour, the band are looking to move on from the Country Rock theme of Lost Highway.

[Dark Scizor]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

[Crystal Mew]

you're like a black cat with a black backpack full of fireworks and you're gonna burn the city down right now

[Zak]

Hoffman is more reliable, but he's better at getting the job done than understanding what he's doing is about. He's learned to "anticipate the human mind", which Amanda failed miserably. But he probably has no clue what he's doing, even though he built the Fatal Five trap, he just followed John's instructions to make it work, and he did a pretty good job, but whether or not he cared or understood what exactly he was doing, that's another matter. But Jigsaw didn't expect him to, he more seemed to NOT expect Hoffman to know, but to have him figure out himself later. "It may be unclear now, but I'm sure the pieces will fit together, they are a part of something greater".
But it's questionable whether Hoffman understands the "rehabilitation" method. Amanda did, no question, but that's all she's good for. Hoffman's forte is the Jigsaw-style chain reactions.

The true irony is that we were worried after hearing about Seth's trap being rigged that Hoffman would have the same unoriginal problem Amanda had with rigging traps. Turns out he's the opposite, Hoffman's all about building traps that are extra kosher, and work both ways. Now he just needs to build ones that work AND have a point rather than be a game for his entertainment.

So yes, Hoffman seems to understand more. Younger John Kramer may have been like Amanda which is why he said she was closest to a connection, but Hoffman is more deserving of the torch.

Actually the answer can be put in simpler terms: Amanda failed. Hoffman PASSED! At least for now. It's been made clear that he knows now how to "do what Jigsaw does", and served his purpose for 'rehabilitation' after what he did to Seth.

We used to use the word "apprentice" a lot, remember? Hoffman is more "apprentice" material definitely.

Hoffman is no Jigsaw, but he's the closest John's ever gonna have to worthy. By the end of Saw V you could say that John is looking up from his grave pleased with Hoffman's transformation.

Obviously not though if he's "untested" in his eyes and needs to be for whatever reason. And no matter how close he comes, he'll probably end up being some kind of pawn.

His death (yes, he WILL be dead by the time the franchise is over, they're not gonna keep him alive in the closing of the franchise) better be something significant and memorable and not something lame like getting shot.


(yes this is the same guy that used to do serious discussion on the Pokemon cartoon haha and no this sentence isn't on my ctrl v)

[shazza]

http://disc.420chan.org/weed/res/1168000.html

[Zak]

Sean McDonough is not the shit. about a minute ago - Comment - LikeUnlike
Lvcifer Andersen is not the shit. about a minute ago - Comment - LikeUnlike

[Jeff]

°

[kainashi]

Windows 7 build 7048 screenshots show up

[Jeff]

Chuck Norris doesn't need to be president of Texas. Chuck Norris is already president of the Universe.

[Drusilla]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnM0h-gcxJE

[Jeff]

MONSTER

[Zak]

First of all, THE DATE IS TBA FOR NOW. I put the end of the year for now as facebook doesn't have a "TBA" time option, but don't let that fool you, it will change as soon as I find out.

Anyway, it all started with a discussion at dinner, I believe, between Zak, Nick, Alyssa, Michaela, and Amanda. Some discussion about shaving, I'll spare the details, but just thought I should accredit everyone who was present when the idea first originated to make them feel special.
So later we came to a conclusion that Nick, with his trusty clippers, is going to shave Zak's whole entire torso smooth. It was originally supposed to be just the back, but after much discussion, we decided to go with the front as well. The time and location of the event are TBA. But as soon as we know, everyone is welcome to attend this historical, monumental moment.

[Lady Vulpix]

You offer the Golem to help, assuring that you'll be able to find whatever it is that he has lost. Realizing you don't know what that is, you ask that to the Golem.

"It's..." he begins. "Please don't laugh when you hear this." He looks at you and, noticing that you seem serious, he explains himself. "It's my lucky charm. A translucent white stone that forms a rainbow when it's close to the water. All problems seemed easy to overcome while I had it with me."

You nod and promise to help him find it. You summon Draco to help you, assuring the Golem that he's a friend and will never try to hurt him. You can't tell from the Golem's expression whether he trusts Draco or not, but he urges you to hurry.

Before you leave the Golem's home, you hear a female voice with no specific location. "I will protect you. I won't let him touch you. I'm calling for your help once more. Please help me make things right again." The voice fades as mysteriously as it appeared.

[Jeff]

dsioffer.nintendo.com

[Crystal Mew]

no way kimosabe

[shazza]

Relics of the moon-dogged lake

[Emperial Flare]

What's ironic is that most people say this is power rangers when it's obviously not. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skIi09CqGAs)

[Crystal Mew]

If you're going to continue to expose your hairy back, consider doing some of the following:

Braiding it
Corn Rolls
Cool shaved patterns
Dying it
Shampoo and Conditioner
Pig tails

[Magmar]

i wicked feel like eating sushi

[shazza]

"There is a myth about such highs: the user has an illusion of great insight, but it does not survive scrutiny in the morning. I am convinced that this is an error, and that the devastating insights achieved when high are real insights; the main problem is putting these insights in a form acceptable to the quite different self that we are when we're down the next day. " - Carl Sagan, 1971.

[Crystal Mew]

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs020.snc1/3048_1074616939498_1048434756_30183181_4779813_n.j pg

[Drago]

Alexstrasza

[shazza]

So The PokeMasters, what are some of your most interesting dreams? Anything TPM related?

[Kirby]

1Z787Y560301730948