GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.10 (M.A. Zak)

[mr_pikachu]

Fortunately, Unfortunately - version 10
Super Mod Approved by Zak


The rules of Fortunately, Unfortunately are pretty simple. Just continue the story with two statements. The first should start with "Unfortunately" and the second should start with "Fortunately". Here's an example of how it might work.


Unfortunately, everyone in the world became evil!

Fortunately, the evil people learned to live in peace.



Get the idea? Just continue the story, from post to post. It can go in wild and crazy directions, so be ready for some hilarity!

All other rules of PCG still apply, so be sure to read them (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/index.php?topic=43499.0).

Let’s get it started!



Unfortunately, the new schoolyear is almost here.

Fortunately, that means I get to move to an apartment.

[shazza]

Unfortunately, the unusual lack of replies means nobody is wishing you good luck in your move!

Fortunately, I'm here and I wish you good luck.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you had to leave

Fortunately, I showed up

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu showed off.

Fortunately, he had a certain reason.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunmately, this reason weas not valid in the eyes of others.

Fortunately, otherness was a quasi-officiourous explanation of the reasonability of every-day life under the immense pressures of the gaze and surveillance in a newly globalised world. (LOL bear with me been listening to academic mumble jumble and had to take it out somewhere).

[Fett One]

Unfortunmately, no one understood what you just said

Fortunately, the man eating cow understood you

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the man eating cow's friend misiterprepted it and thought it ment "eat Fett One".

Fortunately the man eating cow told the truth to his friend.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the friend decide to carry on the lie and even wrote a book about it.

Fortunately, the book did rather well and he was able to gift money to others.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he gave monoply money

Fortunately, no one realized it

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, that boosted global inflation.

Fortunately, the president of Finland had a solution.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the Americans also had a solution and because the United States is a larger and more wealthy country. Other countries decided they would listen the the US and not the President of Finland.

Fortunately, the rest of Europe decided to side with Finland and thus this caused a bloc leading other countries to consider both proposals/solutions.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Bush decided to nuke Europe for disagring with him

Fortunately, Europe had defenses in place to protect from nukes

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, attack is the best defence and we used even bigger secret nukes against the US.

Fortunately, the prime minister of Japan Yasuo Fukuda suggested the leaders of EU and USA could solve the dispute by having a Pokemon tournament.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the media laughed at this idea.

Fortunately, the media were laughable themselves.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the execatives didn't like this

Fortunately, there was nothing they could do about it

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, lots of Pokemon suddenly appeared everywhere in the world, including Japan, the USA, Finland, New Zealand, Canada, Australia, Africa, South America and so on, a big disappointment to the media which had laughed.

Fortunately, now the ultimate Pokemon tournament deciding the fate of the world could begin.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, this caused unimaginable damage to the environment and scientists were quick to somehow come up with a way to put these pokemon to a stop.

Fortunately, these scientists while knowledgeable were not knowledgeable enough to find a solution to the problem.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, that is a bad thing

Fortunately, Proffessor Oak showed up and told everyone how to solve the problem

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the solution required using Grass type Pokemon.

Fortunately, plenty of them had appeared around Asia.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, for some reason they would not help and catching them was difficult.

Fortunately, newly designed pokeballs meant they could be caught.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the new pokeballs won't be available for 2 months

Fortunately, in the mean time people are making due catching them the old fashioned way

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, some of them didn't want to wait 2 months.

Fortunately, time passes fast when you have something interesting to do.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, this can result in boredom at times.

Fortunately, boredom doesn't always last that long.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the boredom lasted 2 days

Fortunately, they found something to do on the third day

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they went to a school and got bullied.

Fortunately, the bullies' remarks were amusing.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the bullies kept beating them up despite their remarks being funny.

Fortunately, a teacher showed up moments later, and the bullies ended up in detention.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the bullies beat up the teacher during detention

Fortunately, a teacher pressed charges and sent the bullies to jail

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the bullies continued bullying in the jail.

Fortunately, a mass murderer was put in the same prison and the bullies were so afraid of him that they stopped.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the mass murderer broke out of jail, and started a killing rampage.

Fortunately, he was eventually caught again and executed.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he came back as a ghost

Fortunately, mr_pikachu is best friends with the ghostbusters

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu and the Ghostbusters had just gone to spend a holiday in Japan.

Fortunately, I went to Japan to find them.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, you landed in Tokyo Town in San Francisco.

Fortunately, a small boy offered you a ticket to Japan itself.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it was a boat ticket not a plane ticket

Fortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu wanted to go on a boat

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, a satelite fell and hit the boat.

Fortunately, the country which had sent the satelite wasn't blamed so we avoided an international conflict.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, another international conflict happened when North Korea decides to invade its southern neighbor.

Fortunately, the American military forces are there to assist in solving the conflict.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the conflict can't be solved

Fortunately, they decided to end the conflict with a game of chess

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it ended with stalemate.

Fortunately, both players were amazed by each other's skills.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the peace was broken up by some stupid fools with Pakistan wanting to bomb and blow up everyone.

Fortunately, I pinned them down, remove and deactivate the bombs. Hence, saving the day!

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, you didn't save the night.

Fortunately, the night was peaceful.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it was just because everyone was sleeping.

Fortunately, nobody woke them up.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Peter Griffin decided to wake everybody up so he can sing "The Bird is the Word"

Fortunately, people liked that song

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the people listening to it too much went deaf because of the unexpected high pitch and high amplitude of the song.

Fortunately, there is a cure for deafness.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it involved replacement ears from animals.

Fortunately, dead animals could be used.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the transplants will only work if the animal has been dead no longer than 2 days

Fortunately, there are a ton of rodents to kill

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, rodents were carrying a genetic disease which was passed onto the humans who had ear transplants. More unfortuately, is that this genetic disease caused blindness.

Fortunately, one's brain activity was also increased by 50% meaning learning braille and the like was much easier.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Thomas Edison discovered a cure for the disease while he was still alive but he had been dead for a long time now.

Fortunately, he can be revived by Mikachu!

*Note- Don't asked me on how would the light bulb inventor be in the medical field. I have no idea too. It was something that I make up.

[Fett One]

Dark-San, how would Edison be in the medical field? :nod:


Unfortunately, Mikachu didn't want to revive Thomas Edison

Fortunately, he taught someone how to bring the dead back to life

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I threatened to kill that someone if he revived Edison.

Fortunately, I forgot that revivng dead was a Final Attack trick, that is, when you're dying you can cast a spell simultaneously, and revive someone, even yourself.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, I remembered it.

Fortunately, I have lots of assignments to finish up with and examination revisions to complete that I forgotten the trick again.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you wrote it down

Fortunately, you don't remember where you left the paper that you wrote it on

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the paper had been casted into outer space. It drifted across our galaxy all the way to planet Jzgvuhguihguiz where some aliens read it. In their language, the contains of the paper were interprepted: "The Earth declares war on Jzgvuhguihguiz".

Fortunately, some military preparings helped Jzgvuhguihguiz to protect itself from its neighbouring planet, the communist Jzgvuhguihguiz 2 that suddenly did a surprise attack on it.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Jzgvuhguihguiz does not even exist at all. Earth made a mistake of identifying an imaginary planet. To make matters even worse, Earth had fired some twenty nuke missiles into the same targeted position of the imaginary planet.

Fortunately, the missiles hit some UFOs that were trying to invade Jupiter.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, these angered the aliens

Fortunately, the aliens were too afriad of earth to strike back

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the evil militaristic factions in Jupiter would have wanted an inter-solar-system war between the aliens and Earth.

Fortunately, someone threw a science book at me and it said I was wrong because Jupiter is uninhabited and thus has no evil militaristic faction.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the 'book' turns out to be a C4 bomb. And it explode in front of your face, disfiguring it and causing 90% of burn onto your face.

Fortunately, Fett One knows a plastic surgeon that is able to repair that damage on your face.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, i want $500 up front before taking him to see the doctor

Fortunately, the doctor is so good that it's well worth the money

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I had had to sell all my videogame consoles to get the money.

Fortunately, I came across a cheap pirate console in a flea market.

[Asilynne]

Unfortunately the pirate console was infested with fleas, the very same fleas that had infested the rodents with genetic mutations and these fleas were carriers of the genetic mutation virus and one bite from them will turn you into a mutated freak of nature!

Fortunately, I was at this same flea market and had the foresight to bring with me some flea spray :D

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, your flea spray wasn't powerful to do the job

Fortunately, Batman showed up with his Bat Flea Repellent

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I was so excited by this thread coming back to live that I forgot Batman completely and began to tell a story about a boy stuck in a desert island with just NES and one clock that was in the daylight saving time. In this story, one morning an airplane flew at a palm because they didn't like it and the only survivor was a girl who met the boy but that girl shared some resemblance with the girls in my new 'Girl Game'. However, I terrorize this thread by telling this lame story and the girl is going to slap the boy.

Fortunately, someone stopped me.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, that someone turns out to be a very strict police officer.

Fortunately, he only had to give you (Mikachu) a fine, no jail time.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Mikachu didn't have enough money to pay for the fine

Fortunately, blademaster lent him the money

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he didn't have the money needed

Fortunately, he ran a scam to get the money

~CEB

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the scam included serious crimes.

Fortunately, however, nobody's life was in danger.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, those people still lost their money

Fortunately, they didn't care

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they didn't like him scamming people

Fortunately they couldn't do anything

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they couldn't do anything.

Fortunately, these contradictory posts were ignored and we could move on with the story.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, no one wanted to start a new story

Fortunately, the mods forced a new story on us

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately we didn't listen

Fortunately, they took over the story to get it in an orderly direction

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortuantely, the direction was Dragonball Z. The mods decided to collect all the Dragonballs from planet Namek and wish for everlasting order at TPM.

Fortunately, also Frieza and Goku were after the Dragonballs so the story became a lot more interesting.

[Fett One]

Unfortuantely, Goku wanted the dragonballs so he could rule the universe

Fortunately, Frieza tried to stop him

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Frieza was killed in a freak car accident

Fortunately, his brothert tried to stop Goku

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Goku used Spirit Bomb.

Fortunately, Frieza's brother was able to eat it.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it caused Frieza's brother to suffer from indigestion

Fortunately, Frieza's brother found a bathroom and a newspaper

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it wasn't coming out

Fortunately, He had some laxatives

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, he ran out of toilet paper next.

Fortunately, the Spirit Bomb wasn't dirty.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, there wasn't enough energy to make a spirit bomb

Fortunately, he found something else to use

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it was a bunch of kids

Fortunately, they were all hyperactive and had lots of energy to spare

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, he was about to draw all that energy from the kids and make them die.

Fortunately, some social workers intervened.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he took the social workers energy

Fortunately, there was enough energy to make a spirit bomb so he fired it

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Goku was a bit drunk at the time so he fired it in the worng direction

Fortunately, Gohan was able to redirect it

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Gohan got a trauma when he saw his father drunk.

Fortunately, Piccolo came to comfort him.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, this made no sense since Frieza's brother was the one that made the Spirit Bomb

Fortunately, Piccolo was some how still able to save the day

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Piccolo died soon after in an accident

Fortunately, The world didn't need saving anymore

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, someone created a Save Point then.

Fortunately, it's very useful to have one in real life.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the elderly couldn't figure out how to use the save point

Fortunately, they didn't want to use it to begin with

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they all died because they didn't have a save point

Fortunately, they were all ressurected by a system back up

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they were resurrected as babies.

Fortunately, they could now watch Teletubbies with nobody complaining.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Teletubbies was immediately cancelled

Fortunately, it was replaced with an even better show

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the characters on this show where even worse then the teletubbies

Fortunately, no one really cared anymore

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Tinky-Winky appeared in the real world to wreak destruction.

Fortunately, that offered him a way to avenge the TV company which had cancelled the show.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Tinky-Winky revenge results in the deaths of hundreds of people

Fortunately, the tv network paid for the funerals

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they company went bankrupt because of it

Fortunately, No one cared about the company since they made bad shows

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, a new TV company rose from the ashes.

Fortunately, it had Pokemon, Death Note, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Digimon, Sailor Moon, Bleach, Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, Neon Genesis Evangelion and several other good animes.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, people complained because it only aired anime

Fortunately, the network listened to the people so it started to air non anime shows

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, that meant that nobody liked its lineup, so it lost its fans. Some people went to Anime Network or the internet, and others continued watching the major networks, leaving the new competitor to do nothing but collapse.

Fortunately, its former viewers were happy elsewhere.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they weren't happy anymore when an awful anime named Nipomon appeared.

Fortunately, they still coluld avoid watching it.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the owners of the company which made the show made merchandise like video games, figurines and card games of it.

Forunately, the people who didn't like the show tried to get it banned.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, that only made it more popular.

Fortunately, the show's quality improved over time.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it was too late to get new viewers

Fortunately, the show had enough viewers to keep it on the air

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it was at the time where all the dirty adds are on

Fortunately, the viewers we still dedicated enough to keep watching

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, one guy made a complaint because he would have wanted to watch dirty stuff and he thought all animes are for children.

Fortunately, Nipomon soon got some sexy plot twists that attracted new viewers.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, this made the old viewers leave

Fortunately, the network didn't mind

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they were about to go bankrupt because of the lack of money.

Fortunately, they had a great plan to get lots of money.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the plan included robbing a bank.

Fortunately, that was easy.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the FBI caught them

Fortunately, the agents were crooked so they happily accepted a bribe

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this bribe didn't include money it included a variety of golden egyptian statues and wonderful trinkets.

Fortunately, the network owners had all these items in their possesion

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the bearer of those items would be cursed to all eternity by an ancient pharaoh.

Fortunately, then the agents went to Egypt to search for the tomb where the items had been taken from.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they were attacked by Malik

Fortunately, Yu-Gi-Oh showed up to save them

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he was corrupted by the forces of evil

Fortunately, he was able to overcome this evil by removing his millilenium puzzle

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the Ten Plagues of Egypt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plagues_of_Egypt) stroke the land.

Fortunately, they effected Malik, too.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the plagues spread to the rest of the world

Fortunately, Mewtwo was able to use his psychic powers to stop the plagues

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Mewtwo start suffering from headaches preventing him using psychic powers

Fortunately, he had a massive dose of painkillers

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Mewtwo took too many of them.

Fortunately, psychic Pokemon withstand more than humans.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Mewtwo passed out

Fortunately, the plagues have ended on their own

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this just caused more chaos because of all the countries that where affected by the plagues needed help relief from the ones that weren't which caused major recession in all the worlds economy causing it to go into turmoil.

Fortunately, Mewtwo woke up and was able to correct all the wrongs in the world by using his psychic power to control everyone in the world and get them to work together.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Mewtwo's PP weren't enough.

Fortunately, there was a Pokemon Center nearby.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Nurse Joy refused to treat Mewtwo

Fortunately, Professor Oak was at the pokecenter and offered to help Mewtwo

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Professor Oak didn't have his glasses on him.

Fortunately, Nurse Joy had a pair of contacts.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they dropped the contacts.

Fortunately, a mysterious Pokemon trainer arrived to help.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the trainer was blind

Fortunately, the trainer had a seeing eye growlithe

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it went rampant and started biting people.

Fortunately, a Squirtle was able to calm it down.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Water was Super Effective and Growlithe fainted.

Fortunately, they still were in the Pokemon Center after all.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the pokemon center had a power failure

Fortunately, the pokemon center had a bunch of electric pokemon to use as a power source

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they were all out of energy

Fortunately, there was a hand cranked power source.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it was heavy to use.

Fortunately, there was a Machamp who didn't go rampant and wasn't out of energy.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the machamp had no hands

Fortunately, professor oak had some prostectic hands for the machamp

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the Machamp wasn't used to the artificial hands right away.

Fortunately, it got used to them within a few days.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, This didn't help the people at the moment

Fortunately, They had a time machine

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it had a dangerous wormhole generator.

Fortunately, Professor Oak knew how to use it safely.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, Professor Oak accidently hit a button on the time machine, causing everyone in the building to be sent forward in time.

Fortunately, they were sent to a good future.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it was filled with robots with laser guns.

Fortunately, EVeryone who was transported suddenly had EMP guns.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the EMP guns were out of energy

Fortunately, they found a good hiding place

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, a robot built by Professor Oak's great-grandson found them.

Fortunately, it recognized Professor Oak.

[Arnen]

Unfortunately, Oak's great-grandson hated him, and thus programmed all his robots to attack the old man.

Fortunately, the robot that found them was having its lasers cleaned at the time.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it still had a giant saw blade.

Fortunately, The saw blade was unable to reach them in their hiding spot.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it scared a heck out of them.

Fortunately, it's healthy to be afraid of things.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, being scared caused professor oak to have a heart attack

Fortunately, nurse joy also knows how to treat humans

[asui]

Unfortunately, Mewtwo decided to kidnap her again.

Fortunately, professor oak was carrying a bottle of aspirin and a AED on his person.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, throwing them at Mewtwo did nothing.

Fortunately, Mewtwo was struck by a stray object and let Nurse Joy go.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the stray object was a bomb

Fortunately, the bomb had a 10 minute timer

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the timer was broken and set itself to 7 seconds.

Fortunately, James Bond came to rescue.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he didn't have the equipment needed.

Fortunately, Professor Oak had a pair of nail clippers.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the nail clippers didn't do anything against the bomb.

Fortunately, when the bomb's timer hit 0, it turned out to be a dud that would never explode.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it imploded instead, taking the entire planet with it.

Fortunately, some people were in space.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they couldn't breathe.

Fortunately, Mewtwo made psychic air capsules around everyone.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they were stuck in space.

Fortunately, Luke Skywalker picked them up.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his x-wing ran out of fuel

Fortunately, he was able to send out a distress call

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Darth Vader intercepted it.

Fortunately, he was too busy listening to the Emperor spout canned lines like "Something, something, something, Dark Side" and "Something, something, something, complete" to do anything about it.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortuately, Darth Vader died of boredom because of that.

Fortunately, Luke still didn't know he was his father.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he appeared as a ghost to Luke and everyone else informing them that he was indeed Luke's father.

Fortunately, Luke dismissed it as a lie.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Obi-wan appeared and confirmed that Vader is his father

Fortunately, Luke trusted Obi-wan

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Luke went crazy and tried to do a harakiri with his lightsaber.

Fortunately, somebody censored that sentence because this topic isn't PG-13.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, someone made it PG-13.

Fortunately, no one payed any attention to it.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, a parent group cared

Fortunately, everyone the parent group had no power

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Sailor Moon appeared and gave all her power to the parent group.

Fortunately, the parent group did nothing with the ability to transform into super beautiful girl warriors.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they also felt the need to fight crime.

Fortunately, there was lots of crimes that needed to be dealt with.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they interferred with a police stake out

Fortunately, everything turned out good so the police looked the other way

[asui]

Unfortunately, the criminals the police had been staking out became angry with the parent group.

Fortunately, the criminals weren't guilty of anything other than crimes of fashion, so they weren't much of a threat.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, police still wanted to arrest them.

Fortunately, several severe punisments such as death sentence had been banned by the goverment earlier the same year.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they were sentenced to life in prison

Fortunately, they enjoyed prison life

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they tried to escape

Fortunately, they were caught.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the policemen who had caught them used their salary to get drunk.

Fortunately, they did know drinking alcohol is dangerous to health.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they chose to ignore the warnings

Fortunately, they they were immune to the effects

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they forced their alcohol onto other people.

Fortunately, those people didn't accept it.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the alcoholics lost their friends then.

Fortunately, that finally made them stop drinking.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they started doing drugs instead

Fortunately, their families sent them to rehab

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, since all the good rehab centres were filled with celebrities they had to go to a bad broken down one.

Fortunately, it was just as effective.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, neither of the rehads were effective enough.

Fortunately, the people eventually run out of money so they couldn't buy drugs anymore.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they turned to crime to get money for drugs

Fortunately, they were incompetent at committing crimes

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they tried to make a robbery plan to heist a bank.

Fortunately, they where so incompetent that they robbed a police station.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortuantely, they stole all the guns from the police station, becoming a dangerous threat to the town.

Fortunately, they didn't even know how to use a pistol.

[Fett One]

Unfortuantely, police didn't know this

Fortunately, they eventually figured this out

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, by the time they did figure this out the robbers were already well versed in the operation fire arms.

Fortunately, they had no ammunition.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they became very frustrated because they had no ammunition.

Fortunately, they informed themselves to the police then.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the police didn't go easy on them

Fortunately, the judge decided to go easy on them

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he sent them to clean up rubbish.

Forutnately, they didn't mind this easy work.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they found nuclear waste.

Fortunately, they told this to a newspaper which brought up a case against nuclear power.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, both the newspaper and nuclear power are not really involved in the world destruction plan, done out by both Mikachu and LEB.

Fortunately, they decided to use biological warfare instead.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, in making the biological diseases for this warfare they got infected.

Fortunately, they could be cured.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Mikachu and LEB (or did you mean CEB?) continued the evil plan to destroy the world after they got cured.

Fortunately, other planets weren't in danger.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the culprits (Mikachu and CEB) got infected with the same virus that they created. It has a three stage mutation stage. And the one that infected them was the one at the last stage, the most deadly form.

Fortunately, a cure that needed can be found in Pluto!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they had no way of getting to Pluto.

Fortunately, they were able to get a government grant to build a ship for this particular purpose.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it would take too long to build the ship

Fortunately, they got hundreds of robots to build the ship in record time

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Crazy Elf Boy and Mikachu didn't know how to fly a spaceship.

Fortunately, Fett One came and taught how.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he only knew how to fly it using a remote control simulator only available on windows Vista.

Fortunately, this ship had vista.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the ship didn't have the simulator program

Fortunately, I knew where to get a copy of the program

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the simulator program appeared to be in Pluto as well.

Fortunately, we were suddenly abducted by some aliens, and later escaped from their spaceship cell, found an escape pod and used it to land on Pluto.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, we were seriously wounded from our escape.

Fortunately, it was nothing we couldn't handle.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the oxygen supply in their suit begin to run out. All of the crew seriously injured and oxygen deprived become desperate. All three decided to panic.

Fortunately, Inferno Dragon decide to return and save them from despair.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, too much time had gone by and they died from the virus

Fortunately, Inferno Dragon had a time machine and was able to go back in time and save them

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Inferno_Dragon did use the time machine but it broke up and he was stuck in the past.

Fortunately, that didn't matter because at least I, CEB and Fett One were saved.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, we were still stuck on Pluto.

Fortunately, we found a civilisation of aliens.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the top three favourite snacks for these aliens are as followed,

1) Elves
2) A Finnish
3) Someone, whose TPM nickname is called the 'Fett One'

Good luck surviving that planet, guys! *waves*

Fortunately, Indiana Jones decided to do some Pluto hiking.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he left his gun on earth

Fortunately, he still had his whip

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it was broken.

Fortunately, he had some duct tape.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, if we are realistic, a whip cannot beat alien weapons even if fixed.

Fortunatey, the aliens couldn't use bazookas and such because it would have destroyed the prey.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they had stun guns

Fortunatey, the stun guns could only be used within 2 feet of the prey

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they were quite fast.

Fortunately, they weren't expecting us to play dirty.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, playing dirty involved a plan using me as a distracting lure while the others sneak from the back and kill the alien hunting party.

Fortunately, I agreed to take part in that.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you lost an arm in the process

Fortunately, we succeeded in killing the aliens

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, we had nothing to eat.

Fortunately, the aliens taste like beef.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, eating the aliens incited the whole alien community after us.

Fortunately, an intergalactic organization named United Solar Systems intervened because the aliens in Pluto had illegal weapons.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, we were arrested for killing and eating the aliens

Fortunately, The United Solar Systems treated us fairly and even gave Mikachu a robotic arm to replace the one he lost to the aliens

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the deal requires Crazy Elf Boy and Fett One to become their slaves for eternally. Being treated badly with insufficient sleeping and little food just enough to survive.

Fortunately, Mikachu reject the deal.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, The United Solar Systems felt insulted because I rejected the deal.

Fortunately, they couldn't do anything because there was too many different opinions among them and they couldn't draw a conclusion.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they kept us in a solid no-walled room until they made a decision.

Fortunately, they gave us all good living expenses.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, that only lasted for a few days

Fortunately, they returned us to earth after those few days were up

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the Earth had been thrown into a chaos while we were away.

Fortunately, it wasn't our fault.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it was because of Giant Robots.

Fortunately, we were able to fight and destroy them.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately despite on the verge of total annihilation, the giant robots laid one final trap. They succeed in delaying their destruction by a few seconds and manage to eat Crazy Elf Boy alive in that time lag.

Fortunately, I was there to save the other two TPMers.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you had to sacrafice your favorite relative to save us

Fortunately, your family was very understanding

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the way you had to sacrifice your relatives was but slow digestion in a vat of weak acid.

Fortunately, they didn't mind if it was to save humanity.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the last robot blew up in the progress and Crazy Elf Boy inside it.

Fortunately, I was able to find every single body part.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his funeral cost $100,000

Fortunately, the government paid for it

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, because the government paid for it they wanted the right to exsume my body and experiment on it.

Fortunately, instead of doing evil experiments on my dead corpse they rebuilt.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I stole Crazy Elf Boy's rebuilt corpse before the funeral.

Fortunately, I did it in order to revive him with my magic spells.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the spell backfired and brought all of the dead back to life as vampires

Fortunately, we had plenty of garlic, crosses, stakes, and holy water

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, these are the new breeds of vampires. Mere olden techniques passed down from folklores and myths can no longer stop them. Their genetics are stronger, tougher and resistant to these counter- measures.

Fortunately the only way to exterminate these superstitious evils is to sacrifice Crazy Elf Boy again.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Crazy Elf Boy had disappeared.

Fortunately, that meant he was safe.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, you guys were trying to find me.

Fortunately, you didn't have a map where I was.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, your family has one

Fortunately, they refused to hand it over

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I found Crazy Elf Boy anyway and was going to call Fett One.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy had just found a Death Note. He wrote 'Mikachu Yukitatsu' there and I died before I could call.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I went on a rampage after killing Mikachu Yukitatsu.

Fortunately, I calmed down for a bit after I killed the people I didn't like.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, you ended up killing all the police officers in your city.

Fortunately, some police officers from a neighbouring town heard about your rampage, and decided to arrest you and charge you with mass murder.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, CEB killed those cops as well

Fortunately, a bounty hunter that is immuned to the Death Note came after CEB

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he found me.

Fortunately, just because he was immune to the Death Note doesn't mean he was immune to bullets.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, he could dodge bullets.

Fortunately, he couldn't dodge arrows.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, CEB had a lousy aim with the arrows

Fortunately, the bounty hunter went easy on CEB

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, even then he was too strong for me.

Fortunately, I had my razor sharp wit so I could come up with stratergies.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, those were ASB strategies that required Pokemon.

Fortunately, Pokemon do exist in this story.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, CEB didn't have any pokemon on him

Fortunately, a random pokemon walked by and decided to help him

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it was a weak pokemon.

Fortunately, it evolved right there.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the bounty hunter attacked with four Pokemon at a time.

Fortunately, the bounty hunter's Pokemon were 4 Metapods that knew only Harden.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, all 4 metapods evolved

Fortunately, they didn't learn any new attacks upon evolving

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the bounty hunter had a case of TM's

Fortunately, he didn't know how to use them.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the bounty hunter phoned Knight of Time to get some advice.

Fortunately, Knight of Time didn't agree to tell how to use TMs.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the bounty hunter managed to get the TM stuff learned himself.

Fortunately, none of his TMs were usable with his four Butterfree.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, by the this time CEB had gotten away

Fortunately, the bounty hunter captured an arcanine and used it to sniff out CEB

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it could smell my clothing

Fortunately, it was because of this I set a trap for it.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the trapping pit was very deep.

Fortunately, Arcanine survived the fall because Pokemon are quite strong.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Arcanine broke its leg

Fortunately, the bounty hunter had a super potion

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the potion didn't do much.

Fortunately, the bounty hunter was a master of first aid.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Arcanine recovered and went after Crazy Elf Boy again.

Fortunately, the bounty hunter wasn't interested in CEB anymore so he called Arcanine back.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Arcanine refused to listen

Fortunately, Arcanine started to chase a rabbit

[Endy Ends]

Unfortunately, Arcanine killed the rabbit

Fortunately, The rabbit population needs to be reduced

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately,this came to the attention of PETA.

Fortunately, They really didn't mind since they also veiwed rabbits as a pest.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, PETA lost some supporters because of that statement.

Fortunately, they had a plan.

[Endy Ends]

Unfortunately, PETA's plan would destroy the world.

Fortunately, One person knew about the plan

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, that person was a villainous leader of a criminal gang.

Fortunately, most of the gang was behind bars.