<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 2 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Knight of Time]

What Would You Do If...?

Version 2

Mod Approved by The_Missing_Link

This game is simple. As the title suggests, this game is about asking others about what they would do if something was to happen in their lives (good things should outweigh the bad things). Here's an example of how the game is played:

Player A: What would you do if you won a million dollars?

Player B: I would buy the most expensive car I could afford.
What would you do if you heard your best friend was getting married?

Player C: I'd congratulate him/her, and wish them years of happiness.

So as you all may see, when you answer someone's "What would you do if...?" question, you make up one for the next person to answer. But like with other PCG games, you have to wait until at least two people have posted after you, and you can post a maximum of five times per day.

Okay, let's begin!

What would you do if you were the next president of the United States?

[Fett One]

Show off in front of all my friends

What would you do if you met Homer Simpson?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Go to a cafeteria with him, and buy some donuts for us two.

What would you do if you had to change your name?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would pick a really cool name like Dante or something

What would you do if up took a street sign?

[Fett One]

Probably nothing.

What would you do if all written language was changed to huttesse (the language that Jabba the Hutt from Star Wars speaks)?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Study it.

What would you do if you won a trip to Finland (You can say you would sell it, I don't mind)?

[Knight of Time]

Try my hardest to look for a Finnish young woman who was an exchange student at my high school in the 2001-2002 school year, and try and find out what became of her.

What would you do if you met Nelson Muntz and Eric Cartman at the same time?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would hope that I am not near them at the specific time

What would you do if something you made was put into a musuem?

[Blademaster]

Demand royalities, sue them up the ass, get rich for whatever I made.

What would you do if you were Spiderman?

[Fett One]

Swing high, crack wise, and kick butt

What would you do if you became a billionaire over night?

[Master of Paradox]

Eccentric Reclusive Plutocrat Mode.

What would you do if clowns broke into your house?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd shoot them with silver slingshots. It worked in Stephen King's 'IT'.

What would you do if you were in Jurassic Park?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would bring a giant saddle and start riding the T-Rex

What would you do if someone stole your house?

[Knight of Time]

I'd go to my neighbour's house, call the police, and ask them to arrest the person who had no right to take my house.

What would you do if your parents were fighting over your future?

[Fett One]

Stay out of the fight the best I can.

What would you do if mewtwo was real?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would hope that masterball's are real as well so I could catch him

What would you do if you had a masterball?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd catch a girl.

What would you do if you could save your progress in the real life like in a videogame?

[Master of Paradox]

Savescum Vegas.

What would you do if you had to choose one narcotic to take a significant amount of?

[Fett One]

Choose the one that is least addictive

What would you do if you traveled back in time to world war 2 germany?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would go to all the important battles and kick some ass

What would you do if every thing you drank turned into wine?

[Master of Paradox]

Learn to enjoy being plastered.

What would you do if every time you looked at a clock, it appeared to be one hour fast?

[Fett One]

Remember to subtract an hour from whatever time is listed on the clock

What would you do if farm animals became sentient?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Figure out if milking a cow hurts.

What would you do if you owned a planet?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would call it a weird name and rule over it as a benevolent king

What would you do if you woke up underneath the gorund in a strange system of tunnels

[Fett One]

Wonder how I got there and then try to find a way out

What would you do if you were humanities last hope?

[Blademaster]

Be the hero I always wanted to be.

What would you do if the temperature of the planet began to increase a steady 1 degree per day, and there was no way to reverse it?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Well I would dig a giant cavern into the ground in a remote cold location to try and stay cool

What would you do if you forgot how to sit down?

[Knight of Time]

Ask someone the stupid question of why I can't sit down.

What would you do if you were asked to make a post containing all 26 letters of the alphabet?

[Blademaster]

I'd type a sizeable panagram woven of complex yet jubilant QWERTY charisma, OK?

What would you do if every alphabet in the world was one day irrevokably reversed?

[Fett One]

Relearn how to read and write.

What would you do if the gobots went to war with the transformers?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Prick their tyres with a smashed bottle of beer.

What would you do if you were forced to an arranged marriage?

[Master of Paradox]

Be glad for the opportunity to be married, which otherwise seems impossible.

What would you do if you were sent to an insane asylum?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would find a way to prove that I am not insane and get the hell out of there

What would you do if you suddenly rapidly aged?

[Knight of Time]

Hope some chemistry teacher I know could concoct a formula that would make me young again, even if it meant giving or taking a couple of years.

What would you do if all your friends were really aliens from an undiscovered planet?

[Fett One]

Hope they will share their advanced technology with me.

What would you do if all anime became illegal worldwide?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would horde my collection and start an underground ring of anime selling

What would you do if all the anime in the world was dubbed into a language that you didn't understand and you couldn't learn it?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Watch it undubbed. OK, I assume you didn't mean that. Well I'd probably go crazy trying to listen to words I can't understand.

What would you do if I asked you to have a sauna with me?

[Master of Paradox]

Wear a swimsuit.

What would you do if you were trapped in a smoke-filled room?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would hope that I didn't choke and try ti get the hell out of there

What would you do if you woke up in the middle ages?

[Fett One]

Hope I hae a gun and the means to make more bullets so I can rule as the new king


What would you do if your best friend asked you out on a date?

[mr_pikachu]

If my best friend was a girl? Happily accept. (Or, if she's one of the multiple female friends I have who is engaged, married, or an ex-girlfriend of mine, decline and have a long talk with her.)

If it was my male best friend? Decline but tell him I'm fine with his decision and am glad he has such faith in me as a friend to confide in me.

What would you do if you were single and Valentine's Day was approaching?

[Knight of Time]

Not celebrate the day at all, most likely, I am not ready to date just yet, although I might not be too far away from my first date (as in maybe several months).

What would you do if Cupid was stupid at his game?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would hope that he doesn't hit me with a clumsy arrow

What would you do if lost control of your limbs?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Try to find out how they work then, I assume it would be like if I tried to move my right leg I'd move my left arm or something. However, if I couldn't figure out I'd have to yell for help. I live in an apartment building but I wouldn't care if I got accused of disturbance.

What would you do if Godzilla attacked your city?

[Fett One]

Hide in a bomb shelter

What would you do if mutants were real?

[Knight of Time]

Try and find one of them and ask him/her if he/she is related to any of the more famous mutants from TV (e.g. X-Men, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles).

What would you do if you met Marc Edward Heuck, Paul Goebel, and Andy Zax (anyone who remembers Beat the Geeks may remember these three, they have immense knowledge in movies, TV, and music respectively)?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Well first I would ask who they were and what they did and after I found out I would ask them a bunch of random questions on their respective specialties.

What would you do if people stopped talking to you?

[Fett One]

Enjoy the peace and quiet

What would you do if Eric Cartman was real?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Show him my Chinpokomon collection.

What would you do if you heard from the news that several Pokemon have appeared in the Sahara desert, Finland, the Antarctic and Hawaii?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would go and score myself some awesome pokemon.

What would you do if everything you touched turned to chocolate?

[Fett One]

Avoid touching things

What would you do if Bart Simpson became your new neighbor?

[Knight of Time]

Warn him that I am related to a police officer, so that he'd keep the peace with me, hopefully.

What would you do if your neighbours were Catrman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would try to get in on their crazy antics and hope to god I don't get killed.

What would you do if you slowly started turning into a lamp?

[Fett One]

Try to find a way to reverse it. If it's impossible to reverse than I'll make sure that my brother can't have any of my stuff

What would you do if the Super Bowl somehow ended in a tie?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

If I saw that, I'd wonder how I managed to find an American channel from my digibox.

What would you do if you had to make an essay about TPM?

[Knight of Time]

I'd try and recall as many of the good points from the past as possible before starting.

What would you do if you found counterfeit money mysteriously placed under your pillow (not by you, but by some stranger)?

[Fett One]

Get rid of it before I get into trouble for having it

What would you do if you won a free pass to another reality?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Well if it was just a one-way ticket I'd sell it. Otherwise, go for it. At least if that reality interested me.

What would you do if you could create a planet?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would make an awesome planet and make the inhabitants to my liking

What would you do if you could cook anything?

[Fett One]

Get a job as a chief

What would you do if you got the hic hups and couldn't stop?

[Master of Paradox]

Work out the timing so that I can eat on the off-beats.

What would you do if the world was set to music that you didn't like?

[Knight of Time]

Wish that the music wouldn't play at all.

What would you do if you heard a pickpocket family moved into your town/city?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Stay away from them

What would you do if you family suddenly dissappeared?

[Fett One]

Sit back and relax for an hour before reporting them missing

What would you do if all instant messenger programs were disabled permamently?

[Lune the Guardian]

Get somewhat annoyed, but not incredibly bothered.

What would you do if you worked until 2 AM without dinner?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

First, I'd congratulate you, Lune the Guardian, for joining these games. Next, I'd have time to faint.

What would you do if you could capture humans into PokeBalls?

[Knight of Time]

Well, I'd make like Elmer Fudd and say "Shh, be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting bin Ladens, hahahaha.", in hopes I could eventually catch bin Laden in one, and give him to someone who could put him on trial for all the trouble his organization has caused.

What would you do if your brain became too big for your head?

[Fett One]

Build a protective dome so it can't be harmed

What would you do if you entered the twilight zone?

[Master of Paradox]

Sing that Golden Earring song.

What would you do if you were stuck on a set of escalators?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Ah walk off since you really cant be stuck on an escalator.

What would you do if you carpet turned into lava?

[Knight of Time]

Scream and die, letting my spirit place a terrible curse on whoever did this to me.

What would you do if your entire house was made of dry ice?

[Fett One]

Not touch anything

What would you do if you could understand animals?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Make a profit.

What would you do if you suddenly couldn't move your body?

[Master of Paradox]

Panic.

What would you do if you discovered a flying island over the American West?

[Fett One]

Hope Thor is in charge of the inhabitants (this is a comic book reference incase anyone is wondering)

What would you do if you became the richest person on the planet?

[Blademaster]

Since $60,000,000,000+ is way too much for me... First, I'd divide it up between my friends and supporters. That includes financing TPM's revival and revamping. Then, with the huge amount I had left, I'd hire some programmers to teach/help me to program things with modern code, and in 3-D (two things MMF2 Dev doesn't allow). Finally, I'd pay for advertising for my game so it gains fame and I'd hopefully be able to start a business making games.

What would you do if every animal on the planet suddenly vanished?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Run around screaming since steak wouldn't exist anymore.

What would you do if you couldn't download anything?

[Knight of Time]

Quit using computers altogether, because being unable to download things would be no fun.

What would you do if you had ten sows and bucks?

[Fett One]

Assuming you are referring to pigs (sows) and deers (bucks), I will sell the sows to a meat processing plant and open a petting zoo for the bucks.

What would you do if you had a gunblade that works?

[Blademaster]

Put it on eBay. I get rich, and someone out there becomes an IRL Travis Touchdown. Win-win, if you ask me.

What would you do if the whole world was rendered in 8-bit video game graphics?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would hope that there would be lots of 8-bit enemies and jump on them.

What would you do if you could fly?

[Fett One]

Fly everywhere instead of driving. That way I'll save a ton of money.

What would you do if you were framed for murder?

[Knight of Time]

I'd pray the real killer would be caught quickly before I get anything I wouldn't deserve for something I didn't do.

What would you do if you were buried under a bunch of vegetables?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Hope they weren't pumpkin and eat my way out.

What would you do if you had kinesis?

[Fett One]

Use it to annoy

What would you do if a terminator came after you?

[Knight of Time]

Terminate it literally before it could do the same to me (you wanna terminate a terminator? Must be logical, lol.)

What would you do if you had to adapt to living with a family of gorillas?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would hope that I didn't eat like they have to

What would you do if were in a bubble?

[Blademaster]

Pop it and continue life as usual.

What would you do if giant movie-sized animals (not like Godzilla or Cloverfield, but regular animals like in Anaconda, Eight-Legged Freaks, Jaws, etc.) existed in place of their less horrifying counterparts?

[Fett One]

Never go outside.

What would you do if you found a way to prove that god doesn't exist?

[Master of Paradox]

Find Minus World.

What would you do if you were given a Mogwai?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Search for info on it from Wikipedia. Like I already did.

What would you do if you had to spend each season in a different country, for instance summer in Britain, autumn in Brazil, winter in the USA and spring in Japan? To make this clear, remember to choose your viewpoint because it's summer in Australia when it's winter in Europe.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would pick the best spots for each specifc season so I could enjoy them to their fullest.

What would you do if you became leader of your country?

[Knight of Time]

Do everything I can to make sure that justice is served in Canada, and in the rest of the world.

What would you do if you were a magician's assistant, and the magician did a trick that suddenly backfired on him?

[Fett One]

Take the magicians place.

What would you do if you had to choose between losing an arm or losing a leg?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Lose a leg since I can just get a prosthetic my arms are too valuable to me.

What would you do if you had to raft over Niagra Falls?

[Knight of Time]

Find a way to stay on the raft, just incase I went over the falls.

What would you do if you were in an alternate world where everything was done backwards?

[Fett One]

Try to find a way back to this reality

What would you do if you became friends with Peter Griffin?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Get caught up in his antics.

What would you do if everything you did became illegal?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Become a criminal and if I had to be a criminal, at least I would like to be a good one. So I'd become the enemy of the state.

What would you do if you could control the greenhouse phenomenon?

[mr_pikachu]

Finally enact my fantasy of being like a really big kid with a magnifying glass. Don't mess with the master of the ozone!

What would you do if you had to choose between eradicating a country or letting your entire family be massacred?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would eradicate and entire country maybe a small one.

What would you do if you had to choose between drinking coke or cordial for the rest of your life?

[Knight of Time]

Meh, I'd rather drink cordial, as long as I had it in various fruit flavours, without alcohol of course.

What would you do if you met Andy Larkin (the title character from the Canadian cartoon, What's With Andy? who proclaims himself to be the world's greatest prankster, he can be looked up on Wikipedia), and were a victim of one of his pranks?

[Master of Paradox]

Boot to the head.

What would you do if you were being chased down an alley by a steamroller?

[Fett One]

Pray the alley doesn't end in a dead end

What would you do if you gained the ability to hack into any computer system?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would start stealing money and personal information.

What would you do if someone you like just disappeared?

[Master of Paradox]

If it's in real life, call the police. If it's just online, shrug it off. Happens all the time.

What would you do if it was a holiday and nobody else in the world was celebrating for reasons unknown?

[Fett One]

Continue on as though it was any other day

What would you do if the government was hunting you down simply for being different?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Hide in a cave with a laptop which I can use for making people acknowledge my difference in the internet.

What would you do if your favourite TV show was banned?

[Knight of Time]

Sue the company that banned them, depending on the show.

What would you do if you got constant demands from someone who thinks of himself/herself as being more superior?

[Fett One]

Eventually get really pissed and tell them off

What would you do if your best friend stole from you?

[Master of Paradox]

Make him pay in bruises.

What would you do if you got a pair of overly-tight shoes stuck to your feet?

[Blademaster]

Cut them off. Unless they were my favorite sneakers, in which case I'd try and get them off with soap or oil. Love those shoes.

What would you do if Cookie Monster was your dad?

[Fett One]

Hope that eating a ton of cookies doesn't cause him to become diabetic.

What would you do if you found out earth was going to blow up (due to it's core becoming unstable) in 3 weeks time and no one believes you when you annouce it to the public?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Stop announcing it to prevent a panic.

What would you do if your computer mouse became a "real one"? (I mean the animal)

[Knight of Time]

Hope the family cat doesn't go after it, and do everything I can to restrain the mouse before I figure out how to change it back into a computer mouse.

What would you do if Nelson Muntz appeared and Ha-Ha'd you each time misfortune struck you?

[Master of Paradox]

Use my considerable height advantage to intimidate him, pants him, and force-march him down a city street.

What would you do if you were ordered to kill someone you cared about or someone would set off explosives wired to your heart?

[Blademaster]

Go find some painkillers so my death would be as painless as possible. Altruism can be a real bitch sometimes...

What would you do if you were rendered in Claymation and noone/nothing else was?

[Fett One]

Hope I don't dry out and harden

What would you do if your boy/girl friend became a famous model?

[Knight of Time]

Well, if I did have a g/f, I'd be in so much shock I'd have no idea if I'd continue to date her, or not (especially if her modelling career made her have not enough time for "Us").

What would you do if the only kind of romantic relationship you could have with someone was with someone of a totally different culture?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Study the culture. I don't actually know as much as you'd think about Japanese culture, so my childhood dream would be an example of this.

What would you do if dragons were real?

[Master of Paradox]

Figure out whether I should approach one for knowledge or run for the hills.

What would you do if your favorite traditional monster became real?

[Knight of Time]

Ask him/her about what life is like in his/her world.

What would you do if you had the power to revive dead people, but were only able to use it on one person before it was lost?

[Fett One]

Save this ability for a rainy day.

What would you do if you had to choose between going blind or going deaf?

[Master of Paradox]

Flip a coin.

What would you do if you were put in a room with a steadily lowering ceiling?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Either look for a door or destroy the ceiling with kamehameha.

What would you do if it began to rain gold nuggets?

[Blademaster]

Hide in the basement so it doesn't kill me, THEN go out and strike it rich after the carnage ended.

What would you do if everyone on Earth had a power level of over 9,000?

[Knight of Time]

Use my power to make as many wishes as necessary to make this world a peaceful one, forever.

What would you do if someone asked you about sponsoring a poor child from Africa, or some other developing country (e.g. if anyone here watched World Vision or Plan before, you know what I mean)?

[Fett One]

Do my best to get out of having to sponsor the child

What would you do if Star Wars was real and that Earth was caught in the middle of the galactic war?

[Master of Paradox]

Sign on with the Imperial Army and break the back of the Rebellion.

What would you do if you could only speak by quoting song lines?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Speak Japanese since my head is full of anime songs. Plus perhaps Blind Guardian.

What would you do if we played Truth or Dare and you had to dare me?

[Fett One]

I would dare you to do something really embarrasing, lol.

What would you do if your body became fused with your worst enemy?

[Master of Paradox]

Reenact The Thing With Two Heads.

What would you do if you had to give control of your actions to a different person each day?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would not give them to someone who would abuse them.

What would you do if everything you touched disappeared?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Figure out if eating counts and if it didn't, then ask people to throw food to my mouth. I'd also make some annoying things to disappear. And have a friend to write to TPM instead of me, threatening to touch him or her if the friend didn't.

What would you do if you forgot all your internet passwords?

[Knight of Time]

Do my best to remember them all, and put them safely into a text file so that I'd never forget them again.

What would you do if you stumbled onto a webpage flooded with ads (even if it wasn't a bad page)?

[Fett One]

Get out of it ASAP


What would you do if you were sent back in time to the 1970's and were trapped there?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would turn it into a Sitcom, the Good ABC British version of life on Mars, not the crappy Channel 10 American Version.

What would you do if you could change peoples ages?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Start an age-changing service and get paid by people who want their age changed.

What would you do if you were asked to clean a large house?

[Fett One]

Crazy Elf Boy, I'm glad you figured out what I was referencing, although I didn't know there was a british version.



I would find somebody else to do it.

What would you do if Team Rocket asked you to join them?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Well Fett here is information on the original (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_on_Mars_(TV_series)). While here is the (no offence) crapp version (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_on_Mars_(U.S._TV_series))

I would join them in a heart beat with all the funny shennanigans and amazing ability to avoid capture by the police.

What would you do if you were suddenly a pokemon?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Look for a trainer to catch and train me.

What would you do if you had a huge sword?

[Knight of Time]

Find a way to grow to the size of a giant (at least 3 meters tall), then look for a giant shield to go with the giant sword. Giant Link clone, anyone?

What would you do if you were in the middle of a circle of women (or men, for any of the ladies here) that were fighting amongst themselves for your attention?

[Fett One]

Slip out of the circle so I don't get injured during the fight and then go out on a date with the last woman standing (aka the winner).

What would you do if you woke up one morning weighing 200 pounds more than what you weighed when you went to bed?

[Blademaster]

Panic, then consult Master of Paradox for help. He'd know what to do.

What would you do if every floor in your house was covered with butter?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would need a hell of a lot of toast.

What would you do if all your possesions turned to cheese?

[Fett One]

Eat them and then buy replacements.

What would you do if you possessed all known knowledge but didn't remember who you are?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Do some reseach based on my information to find out who I am.

What would you do if you wrote a fanfic but somehow I posted exactly the same fic in Fanfic forum all of a sudden before you?

[Master of Paradox]

Investigate. With a shotgun.

What would you do if none of your ideas ever lasted in your head long enough to be written down?

[Fett One]

Start talking into a recorder so everything I say will be kept.

What would you do if the mafia came after you to kill you?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd join a competing mafia in order to have protection and to get them to destroy the mafia which is after me.

What would you do if you could compose videogame music?

[Master of Paradox]

Get some of the tunes out of my head.

What would you do if you were being stalked by gremlins?

[Fett One]

Try to find a way to get rid of them.

What would you do if you were adbucted by aliens and made into a slave?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Become a space Spartacus.

What would you do if the temperature outside suddenly rose by 40 degrees celsius?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would say hot damn and move to the arctic.

What would you do if everything started melting?

[Master of Paradox]

Acquire a boat.

What would you do if trees began to force their way through all surfaces of your house?

[Fett One]

Move to a new house

What would you do if nuclear war broke out?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Head for my bunker and stay there.

What would you do if you could only drink Gatorade for the rest of your life?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Become Mikachu Forssell. (http://www.gatorade.fi/)

What would you do if you could swim very fast?

[Fett One]

Enter the summer olympics

What would you do if you found out you are the son of the devil?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Start using my satanic powers for revenge.

What would you do if you were blamed for all economic problems?

[Master of Paradox]

Hide.

What would you do if you were sucked into Victorian England?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd take part in the Åland War with a bazooka I brought with me and help the Brittish Empire conquer Finland, singing:

Oolannin sota oli kauhia...
The Åland War was terrible...

What would you do if TPM got 100 new replies each minute?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Try to answer at least 1 of the 100 coming in every minute.

What would you do if TPM disappeared?

[Master of Paradox]

Go to my other message boards.

What would you do if every link you clicked sent you to a completely random page on the Internet?

[Fett One]

Create a program to counter it.

What would you do if you could see dead people?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Talk to them and get them to spy on people.

What would you do if you couldn't drink anything?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Complain to a doctor.

What would you do if you met Elvis?

[Dark-San]

Plunder him to death with a blunt object. The dead shouldn't be alive anyway!

What will you do when you realized that your favourite store is blown up by some terrorist?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would go and stop them.

What would you do if you were suddenly in a choir?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Interrupt and probably also ruin the concert by singing Digimon's 'Butterfly'.

Mugendai yume no ato no nani mo nai yo no naka...
In the world after a limitless dream, where's nothing there...

What would you know if you got to knew that I, Mikachu Yukitatsu, have a Death Note in possession?

[Fett One]

Stay on your good side

What would you do if giant mechs were real?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Buy one and fight with it.

What would you do if anything you could imagine became real?

[Master of Paradox]

Imagine my way into a pocket dimension and rule as God-King.

What would you do if every nightmare you had was made real when you awoke?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Well I usually don't regard my dreams as nightmares but when I have nightmares they are really wicked ones so I'd probably go back to sleep.

What would you do if you'd have to get a friend to join TPM?

[Fett One]

Force them to sign up at gun point

What would you do if you became trapped in limbo?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would stay out of everyones way and try to get out of there.

What would you do if you were trapped in a glass box?

[Master of Paradox]

Attempt to shatter the glass with my shoes; failing that, wait to see why I'm in said box.

What would you do if someone tried to kill you with a forklift?

[Knight of Time]

Well, if the person was an insane madman or something, I'd find a way to lure him to a cliff and make him fall off, Wile E. Coyote-style, while saving myself from a similar fate.

What would you do if you had the ability to make any kind of art (be it drawings, paintings, sculptures, etc) come to life when completed?

[Blademaster]

Make all my fantasies come true. Take that as you will.

What would you do if Michael Myers had set his sights on you?

[Fett One]

Get a set of ironman armor so i could properly fight him/defend myself

What would you do if you invented a cure for all known diseases but the pharmacutical companies want to destroy the cure?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Just hope that they didn't want to kill me.

What would you do if you became the prime suspect in a 10 million dollar embeezelment scandel?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd re-read Dostojevski's Crime and Punishment and live like Raskolnikov. As unlogical as it seems. In the book, most people didn't suspect the protagonist, though.

What would you do if Neon Genesis Evangelion was real?

[Dark-San]

I will be dead by the time it all ends. Remember the ending? Only the pathetic male pilot and female colleague survived the disaster.

What would you do to prevent a WW3?

[Fett One]

Get rid of all the people trying to start it.

What would you do if WW3 were to start tomorrow?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Hide in a bunker.

What would you do if you suddenly got fired from your job?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Become an active TPM poster.

What would you do if everyone abused your favourite videogame?

[Dark-San]

Nuke their ass every 5 minutes.

What would you do the world starting rotating the other direction and spun out of it orbit path?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would start up a group of scientists to find out ways we could right the orbit before any major disasters are caused.

What would you do if you forgot how to type?

[Fett One]

Relearn how to type

What would you do if the government started to monitor and control everythng you do on the internet?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd be arrested because l say things like 'Matti Vanhanen sucks' and end up singing a Finnish rap song

100 prosenttista vihaa ja väkivaltaa
Hate and violence of 100%

En suostu virkavaltaa kunnioittamaan
I won't submit to respect the authority

In prison.

What would you do if you had to fight a robot and had to choose a weapon?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would choose an EMP pulse rifle and fire it at the robot, then laugh at its feeble mechanics.

What would you do if you were suddenly transported to an alien battleground and forced to fight against larger life forms?

[Master of Paradox]

Die.

What would you do if you were forced to choose your own method of execution, with "Old age" offlimits?

[Blademaster]

Take the guillotine. Relatively painless, and I might retain life long enough to wink at the executioner.

What would you do if your house was burned to the ground by the person you love the most?

[Fett One]

Demand an answer and then depending on what it is either continue being with the person or leave them for good.

What would you do if you became infected with an uncureable disease?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Hope there was a Tok'ra symbiote nearby.

What would you do if an alien took over your body?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Take over the alien body.

What would you do if you could visit your favourite place and era with a time machine?

[Fett One]

Travel to the future so I can win the lottery and then afterwards I would go back in time to see dinosaurs

What would you do if you became allergic to oxygen?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Probably die.

What would you do if didn't have the medication you needed to live?

[Dark-San]

I will get someone to get it for me. That's simple. Didn't take long for me to ponder over the answer! ^.^

What would you do after I hit you with my modstick?

[Blademaster]

Shove it up your ass.

Would would you do if everything you ate and drink was reduced by half the second you started eating/drinking it?

[Fett One]

Order double of everything.

What would you do if you became 20 feet tall?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Stride as a giant amongst my friends.

What would you do if someone caught you doing something evil?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Laugh maniacally and ask something like "Do you see a problem with this?"

What would you do if you were crossing a bridge with your laptop bag (if you don't have one suppose you have) and suddenly got a mental disorder and threw it to the river?

[Fett One]

Since I know have a mental disorder, I will still a new one and blame it on insanity

What would you do if you became superman?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Save people, the usual.

What would you do if you could fly?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Fly to visit some TPMers. Of course there are a few problems, like what would the USA think of a flying man entering their airspace or how fast I could fly but those wouldn't prevent me because flying gives so many advantages.

What would you do if you could decide a band to play your favourite anime intro?

[Dark-San]

Sit back and relax. Watching this live band has never been that entertaining of course. With the company of some friends and some tidbits, we are good to go. ^.^

What would you do if you have the power to govern the universe?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Make people worship me.

What would you do if you created a religion?

[Master of Paradox]

Do an L. Ron Hubbard and make myself rich off their largesse.

What would you do if everyone you knew joined the same cult?

[Knight of Time]

I'd refuse to join it, and if it was a bad one that was against my principles, I'd hope it would go away sooner or later so that things would go back to normal.

What would you do if you bought a game at a game store, only to find it was the box and disc/cartridge/game card only (e.g. no instructions in the box)?

[Fett One]

Go online to get answers to any questions I may have

What would you do if your video game console broke and you weren't allowed to get it fixed or buy a new one?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Steal one.

What would you do if you needed batteries to live?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

If I didn't need food then, I'd buy batteries instead of food. I should also have someone to check if I need a new battery so I don't turn off. If it required expensive batteries and lots of them to live, I'd arrange a demostration against battery companies.

What would you do if you could arrange a demostration of 1000 people for a subject of your choice?

[Dark-San]

It will be a 1000 beautiful ladies for my harem module. But then again, I don't really need them since I have graduated already.

What would you do if an undead Albert Einstein selected you to be his next live subjects for some weird experiments?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would say hell yeh.

What would you do if you found youself in a giant meat pie?

[Blademaster]

Rip my way out and have a 'word' with the chef.

What would you do if you had complete, unquestioning, undying loyalty from and control over the armies of Hell?

[Fett One]

Take over the Earth

What would you do if you had the power to create life?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Make Pokemon real! Or pehaps build some beautiful girls to form a harem. The latter has a moral problem though, the women would be my own children in one sense.

What would you if you could make anyone of the opposite sex fall in love with you?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would gett he people I like to fall in love with me.

What would you do if you had every manga for every series ever written?

[Knight of Time]

Ask anyone if they'd want it, because I'm not a big fan of manga all that much.

What would you do if all the stores in the country stopped selling your favourite foods (including any snacks)?

[Fett One]

Starve to death

What would you do if Captain Kirk killed Captain Picard?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Laugh

What would you do if you had to go to school for the rest of your life?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Study forever. I would actually like the idea, I enjoy schooling more than your average work. I would take it as a challenge.

What would you do if you were a knight?

[Knight of Time]

Do my absolute best to defend anyone, especially any young women, from people I'd find to be troublesome.

What would you do if everyone in the world was royalty?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Try and become the leader of royalty.

What would you do if you shrunk?

[darkfighter]

Attempt to get taller

what would you do if the moon exploded?

[Fett One]

Hide in a fall out shelter

What would you do if you found the master sword (from the Zelda games)?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would defeat all evil.

What would you do if you turned into a gun?

[Knight of Time]

I'd hope nobody would use me to commit crimes, but rather, for hunting, anywhere where it would be legal.

What would you do if someone spilled tabasco sauce down your throat while you were asleep?

[Fett One]

Wake up with a burning throat and then try to find something to drink to relieve the pain

What would you do if you were given all of Inspector Gadgets abilities?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would start solving crimes with ym crazy gadjets.

What would you do if you became the leader of a religion?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Voice my opinions and commit reforms when needed. If it was a common religion, I'd do the best I can to save the world from wars between religions. I'd also lead the mankind to supreme happiness and stuff.

What would you do if Nintendo went bankrupt?

[Blademaster]

Commit suicide. Srsly.

What would you do if you needed an organ transplant from your worst enemy?

[Fett One]

Choose to die

What would you do if you got to meet your hero and s/he didn't live up to your expectations?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I wouldn't lose any respect.

What woould you do if nothing you did worked out right?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Do nothing. Quite logical.

What would you do if a new generation of Pokemon was announced?

[Endy Ends]

Nothing, you can never cath em all.

What would you do if you could be the best at any one tallent?

[Knight of Time]

You mean any single talent? Well, in that case, I'd hope to be the best computer fixer in the world, so that if someone's computer broke down, I could fix it within a matter of hours.

What would you do if you just saw someone posted at the same time as you in one of these games, and caught you completely off-guard?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would say damnit as I would have to repost for the new question.

What would you do if everything you touched turned to ice?

[Fett One]

Hire someone to feed me so I don't starve to death since the food i touch will turn to ice.

What would you do if everyone in the same room as you would suddenly die everytime you got angry?

[Endy Ends]

Get a stressball

What would you do if you had a pet Bulbasaur?

[Knight of Time]

Go to the Pokemon world with it, and train it so it will be a better Pokemon, of course, like Ash's Bulbasaur, I wouldn't necessarily evolve it.

What would you do if someone asked you to play as many musical instruments as possible (e.g. without switching one instrument in one hand for another for that same hand)?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Do it and make people cry. I like making music but because I am not very skillful other people don't like it when I make music.

What would you do if Star Wars was real?

[Fett One]

Learn to pilot a x-wing

What would you do if all your dreams came true?

[Endy Ends]

Dream on

What would you do if you could stop time?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

That would be my dream, I would use it to win those games in the malls were you have to stop the spinner on the correct sign to win prizes.

What would you do if you couldn't go to sleep?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd have an excuse to get my own internet connection since I couldn't sleep anyway, but soon I'd go crazier than you, Crazy Elf Boy. If I'm not that yet.

What would you do if for some odd reason, using the internet was criminalized?

[Endy Ends]

End up in jail

What would you do if you found out the world was a simulation.

[Fett One]

Sit back and relax knowing that nothing i do is real

What would you do if you were turned into a werewolf?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

If I were a werewolf, I'd ask Piccolo from Dragonball Z to destroy the moon.

What would you do if you met Pennywise from Stephen King's 'It'? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_(novel))