Would You Tap That? (PG-13)

[mr_pikachu]

Yes, that's right. By popular demand, Miscellaneous' classic thread is back - now with something for everybody!

It's pretty simple. Post pictures of people you want rated, and let the users do the talking. Ratings will be on a scale from 0-10, and I'll keep track of the top guys and girls in this post. Please be clear about who's getting your votes so we can keep score!

Standard TPM rules apply, so no explicit content. Other than that, have at it, everyone!





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Full Standings

Rank___Name/ID_________Score____Votes____Submitted By

______01____Marie Serneholt (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?p=385442#post385442)__8.00______1__ ____Mikachu Yukitatsu
_02____Mystery Girl #1 (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?p=385367#post385367)__5.50______4__ ____mr_pikachu__
_03____Natalie Dylan (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?t=18155)____4.44______9______mr_pik achu__









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Full Standings

Rank___Name/ID_________Score____Votes____Submitted By

_01____Mystery Guy #1 (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?p=385272#post385272)___5.55______4_ _____classy_cat18_
_02____Crazy Elf Boy (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?p=385354#post385354)____4.00______1 ______Crazy Elf Boy












And now, here's the first girl! You may have heard of "Natalie Dylan," the woman auctioning off her virginity (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,480037,00.html) (with the bidding currently at $3.7 million). Money aside, though, I have only one question for you....


http://www.foxnews.com/images/492948/0_21_011509_nataliedylan.jpg

Would you tap that?

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

I don't find her highly attractive, but I'm a difficult person. I'll still rate her a 7.

[classy_cat18]

And here's the first pic for the girls! Just some random photo I Googled for. Would you tap this? (http://www.menshairstyles.net/d/24709-1/Long+Tuxedo+hairstyle+with+long+side+bangs.jpg)

[Drago]

It's clear through certain photos that Natalie Dylan isn't as attractive as she may appear; considering she looks pretty hot in modeling photos means nothing; that's what they're for. That, and she reminds me of Ashlee Simpson, which is a bad thing in any event. She nabs herself a Drago 5.

[PancaKe]

She gets like a 4.

She's not THAT great.

Anyone can look over their shoulder and wear lots of makeup. And she has yuck hair.

[Jeff]

Yeah, after seeing the real pictures of her, I have to give her a 5. She's in serious need of a nose job.

[Phantom Echo]

she gets a five from me...i gotts hand ti to her though she aint butt ugly thats for sure!

[DarkestLight]

Yo Im down for this thread.

I'ma hater born and bred-and Natalie Dylan definitely gets a 3 from me. She's beyond the point of reconstructive help. I don't even think she's a woman legitimately, but more like a hermaphrodite that can hide it really well. So yes.a 3!

[shazza]

I wouldn't kick her out of bed, if that's what you're asking.

[DarkestLight]

I would. Fast. With no clothes on. uuyeee ¬¬

[shazza]

You're trying to tell me if Natalie Dylan was naked in your bed, requesting you can do anything to her, you'd kick her out?

[Jeff]

I would, I don't have the money to tap that.

Besides, if you've seen her non-whored-up modeling photos, you'd understand why she's getting low scores.

[DarkestLight]

Shazza, you need clarity in this situation. That photo isin't fair.

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/natalie-dylan-pic/

Go there. TELL ME you wouldn't kick her away and try to find solace with say, a sheep or some other woodland creature if you couldn't find another human. If you wouldn't, you are a better person than I, my friend.

[Phantom Echo]

can we get a better photo of a girl please? anyone?

[Jeff]

The Daily News thread has a bunch of pics of her.

[firepokemon]

Classy Cat that male looks like a serial killer. And his angular features are scaring me. Nice suit though. 5/10.

As for the female. She is a walking advertisement for crabs.

[Asilynne]

As for the female. She is a walking advertisement for crabs.

Yes WINNAR!

Id give that guy a 4, not really my type but not bad overall. But that girl (if you can call it a girl) is a ho, 1/10 AND SHES LUCKY SHES IN THE POSITIVE NUMBERS XD

[shazza]

Maybe I'm a whore, but after seeing those photos I'd still tap that if I had a few beers in me.

She's not overly attractive, but she isn't ugly.

[CuteLassJigglypuff]

The male looks okay. He's not really my type but I like his suit. 6/10

[Crazy Elf Boy]

For Natalie she is a 3 normally but a 7 in the good pictures, and here (http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k169/CrazyElfBoy/Sexypic.gif?t=1232861295) is another picture to be rated.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

mr_pikachu, don't you find it hard to go through all these replies?

I give Natalie Dylan 3/10. I think she looks ugly in a normal way. If she was ugly in a special way, she could be beautiful in some opinion or perhaps seen from a different angle, but no.

classy_cat18's Mystery Guy #1 gets more points, he looks cool and could wake up the gay in me (hey, it's a PG-13 thread so come on). I give him 7/10.

Am I already allowed to comment on Mystery Guy #2 (I assume we call him that) posted by Crazy Elf Boy? I think he deserves 4/10, kinda average-looking.

I guess we aren't allowed to post anime characters (not that I'd like to), only real people, but how about this? Mr. Lordi (http://www.mtv.com/content/music/ema/flipbooks/show/getty/-crops/lordi.jpg) Please say if it's not allowed.

[Katie]

Good lord it should go without stating that they have to be people.

Requesting a rule that the photos should be non-professional, non-posed (other than "say cheese"). It's just dumb to rate someone's attractiveness based on the skill of the photoshopper or makeup artist.

Guy 1: Yes, love me some good hair. Probably breaks my requested rule though.
Guy 2: No.

[mr_pikachu]

Yeah, let's keep it to human pics. At least, those are the only ones I'll be putting on the scoreboard. You can discuss others if you like, but I'm not going to go to the trouble of tracking their scores.

Since no one else seems ready to post another female pic, it's time for Mystery Girl #1!


http://www.bodyabcs.com/Images/witch-fire-san-diego/26-roseanna-ice-cream.jpg

I'll update the scoreboard shortly.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Mystery Girl #1: 7/10. Looks kinda attractive, curse the sunglasses, I'd like to see her eyes.

I have a question again: What about privacy? I can see how we can post pictures of celebrities but 'mystery guys and girls' sound like they are in the grey area or what's the expression. I'm not talking about myself, but what if someone posts his or her own pic? Or if someone asks a real life friend if it's OK to post his or her picture and gets the permission?

[Crystal Mew]

Guy 1: yes, he kinda looks like sawyer from lost (well, his hair at least)
guy 2: no

...so wait, is this an "I'd tap that thread" ? or a rating thread

[mr_pikachu]

Mikachu: The only reason I'm saying "Mystery Guy" and the like is because we don't have a name available for those people. If someone wanted to, say, post a picture of themselves, we'd be able to give a name. I'm just doing it this way out of convenience.


Crystal: It's sort of both, I guess. The last time we did a "Would You Tap That" thread it quickly became a rating thread as well, so I'm just trying to take advantage of that.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I think one problem with posting one's own picture or one's friend is that it sounds impolite to say things like "I don't like her" or "I wouldn't tap him", right? There may be also some other problems, but after all, mr_pikachu [EDIT: AND THE OTHER MODS ARE THE ONES] to decide what kind of pictures are suitable. Not saying you'd make the mistake.

[DarkestLight]

Mystery Girl 1: 6/10. She's alriiight. Dopey glasses kill it though, let me see your eyes.

[Drago]

Frankly, if Mystery Person is putting their photo up on the Internet, they're available to public opinion. As long as the photo isn't private in any way, they're fair game. Don't go dipping into other members' photos though, that just opens possibilities for headaches.

Mystery chick 1 nabs a lousy 3 - those glasses obscure her face, but she's too smiley for me. Nothing special that I can see.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I don't mind if pictures I put up get rated by, yes that is infact a picture of me trying to look my sexiest. I am not really offended at the rating i got, because if the guy above me got a 5.5 and he looks above average for most men and I got a 4, techinically in my mind that makes me feel a bit better about myself

[Jeff]

Mystery Girl #1:
She has a nice smile, but like others here, I need to see some eyes before I can pass judgment. 6/10

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I don't mind if pictures I put up get rated by, yes that is infact a picture of me trying to look my sexiest.

That's why our relationship is Platonic.

I'd like to contribute here with a Swedish popstar named Marie Serneholt (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/71/Marie_Serneholt_poker.jpg/400px-Marie_Serneholt_poker.jpg)?

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

I'd tap that. 8.

[Houndoom_Lover]

Hmmm, this topic offends me....

And I can't even grade them, since their little vile pictures won't load on my dail up.

Would you 'tap' even the highest graded one if they had AIDs? Hm,Hm?

:3 Grading people is....weird. But I might find a picture to put up for kicks and giggles....even if I can't see them....I wish I had something high speed.

[DarkTemplarZero]

Don't hate Houndoom_Lover. Not everybody has AIDS.

Marie Serneholt - meh, chubby face. If her body's really nice she might be paper baggable, but as is she's a 5.5

Mystery Girl #1 - Worst. Picture. Ever. If her smile wasn't so retarded... but from that pic she's a 6.0

Natalie Dylan - Not bad. Paying money for sex is below me, but she's not half bad. 7.5, borderline fuckable.

Btw here's a new chick to rate: Terry Farrell, best known as Jadzia Dax from Star Trek: Deep Space 9. http://jadzia.co.uk/images/TerryFarrell_Main.jpg . Major hottie, 8.5 IMO.

[DarkestLight]

Marie: 6. That's a lil better.

Space chick: 5 Naw. In fact, I want a normal photo of her, not some wanna be extra hot wet hair nude headshot.

[Jeff]

Marie: She's got that cute girl-next-door look which I really like. 8
Terry: Meh, any woman can get naked and hold her boobies, but she does have pretty eyes. 7

[RedStarWarrior]

I'd tap the first two...prolly all three if they have good personality.

Number two even if she doesn't.

[Drago]

Man, I don't really like anyone's taste in women, it seems...
Marie Serneholt - she's attractive no doubt, but just doesn't have that wow factor. To that end, yes I'd tap that, but it wouldn't be like a glorious crowning achievement in the echelons of taps. She gets 7.

Terry Farrell - chicks who look like this are a dime a dozen. She gets a conservative 6 - and liable to score lower, since I don't find that photo particularly flattering. Cropped the way it is, she looks huge, quite buff-like. Terry SMASH!

[Asilynne]

Submitted for your approval...
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a206/AsilynneOutlaw/seanodonnell.jpg
Its Sean from the Battlefield Band. I rate him a 9 ^-~ lol