* The Sexually Inappropriate Thread

[Weasel Overlord]

Or: the place where you can tell us all exactly which member of TPM you would like to do sexually inappropriate things to!

Note: pairing up random people is highly encouraged!!

I'll start us off by saying that oh my god, seeing Mew Master and Mystic Clown shack up would be AWESOME. *dirty snigger* Oh yeah, I'd get my rocks of to that any day.

Saying that though, Magmar is a hot piece of arse. Mmmhmm. I'd totally hit that. :D

[Roy Karrde]

ChobiChibi, She is a hot little Minx, and I would love to bend her over a counter.

Or... I wouldn't mind seeing Heald and Blademaster, there is some hate/loving going on there.

[Weasel Overlord]

Heald and Blademaster

HOMYGOD ROY you're a genius!! I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE but now I realise it's totally plausible! It's a total master/slave relationship... mmf.

[classy_cat18]

The things that I would let Dominus do to me are NSFW for these forums.

[Weasel Overlord]

Yeah, he's like, not called DOMINus for nothing! Hur hur hur.

[Heald]

Guys, I'm gonna say this once.

Fuck you.

Also, Mr_Pikachu and Roy Karrde, for their usual right-wing shenanigans,

[Dark-San]

Heald and Blade? Can't we going to some really REALLY unknown territory here?

BTW, I need some hot ladies here. Tell me if there is any in our forums.

[Drago]

I'm quietly contemplating a sex change if that helps, but it's only because I want to hook up with shazza. :(

[Gavin Luper]

You can't hook up with Shazza whilst being a male?

I'd like to see Andrew and Gabi get together LOLZ.

[Dark-San]

I'd like to see Andrew and Gabi get together LOLZ.

Best ROTFL award ever ... ^.^;

[Andrew]

Oh HELLS no.

[Dark-San]

Andrew is just being shy here. Awww.... kawaiii....

[Andrew]

Why on earth do you think I would find Gabi attractive?

[Dark-San]

I can't really remember clearly about a Chinese idiom or a saying that states that people that are always bickering with each other are like pairs made in heaven.

Besides in dramas, there are occasionally such situations. That proves the above theory right! ^.^

[Lady Vulpix]

For once I agree with Andrew, that joke died a long time ago. He's an immature jerk whose idea of fun is to speak badly of other people. Why don't you do him instead?

[Dark-San]

And the 'made in heaven' couple just have to ruin me and Gavin's fun.

=(

[Lady Vulpix]

Then maybe you and Gavin should find other ways to have fun... perhaps doing things by yourselves rather than picking others. Or are you the kind of people who prefer to watch rather than participate?

[Jeff]

Did anyone see how Katie flipped out at me in misc. when I mentioned that I didn't like pierced girls?

Not that I would, mind you, but it's nice to know I have options.

[Dark-San]

I would participate but then only if Kirst agrees to it.

Oops, I did leak out my choice? XD

[Weasel Overlord]

XD You know how I feel about orgies, Meng. If we get Mr P to join in too, then I'm game. ^_______^

[Dark-San]

Brian? Not so sure about him but he seems very quiet these days. He might wanna considered joining us to revitalize himself. XD

[The Blue Avenger]

DarkestLight.

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/7030/eyebrowsmilienw1.gif

[classy_cat18]

DarkestLight.

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/7030/eyebrowsmilienw1.gif

Once you go black, you never go back!

[Gavin Luper]

Once you go black, you never go back!

You use that line on nerdy white guys, don't you, ghetto lady? And they never DO come back ...

...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH BRIAN?!

[Weasel Overlord]

WOW I didn't know there was a lech smilie!! Okay, that is my new favourite thing. *steals it from Hypo*

Only okay... where is it!? I WANT THE LECH SMILIE, DANG IT!! COMEDIAN SAYS GIVE IT TO MEEE.

[Andrew]

I'm fine if you've ghetto-raped Brian.

No loss to me!

It's not like we know who to look for.

[The Blue Avenger]

You're trying to link to it from your hard drive. Upload it to somewhere like Imageshack first.

[Weasel Overlord]

Ohhh I'm far too lazy for that!

[The Blue Avenger]

Or, you could just copy the link I used.

[classy_cat18]

You use that line on nerdy white guys, don't you, ghetto lady? And they never DO come back ...

...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH BRIAN?!

Well...he's certainly not tied up and suspended from the ceiling in my room with a ball gag in his mouth and a broomstick shoved up his ass. *tries to look innocent*

[The Blue Avenger]

You use that line on nerdy white guys...

Wait a sec, I just saw this. What the hell, Gavin? What are you insinuating about me?

Even if it is true?

[Gavin Luper]

Nonononono Jeff. Oh my God, the faux mud-slinging! I was calling Brian white and nerdy. Even though, interestingly, we have yet to see proof of that ... although it sounds like Shonta might be able to fill in the missing pieces of our Brian profile. :o I KNEW IT.

*ducks from further accusations*

[Weasel Overlord]

Poor nerdy white guys, they get so much stick. It's a good job they've got someone like me who has a strange thing for nerdy white guys... o.O Yeah, I don't know either.

[Heald]

http://www.b3tards.com/u/f94979c65cdf16050eb2/powerlevel.jpg

My scouter appears to be reading faggotry levels in excess of 9000 in this thread.

[Lady Vulpix]

Where does that leave us nerdy white girls?

[Andrew]

Outside and away from everyone else.

Which is where you belong.

[Heald]

Admiral Burnsworth of the Burning Armada, please set a course for Port Burns.

[classy_cat18]

Outside and away from everyone else.

Which is where you belong.

You shouldn't be saying anything. You should be locked in a cage and kept on a desert island where only the seagulls and sharks are allowed to see your face.

[Heald]

Everyone knows all the cool people hang around with the seagulls and sharks.

[Andrew]

You shouldn't be saying anything. You should be locked in a cage and kept on a desert island where only the seagulls and sharks are allowed to see your face.

You're not winning yourself any favours here.

:)

[DarkestLight]

Where does that leave us nerdy white girls?

In my room with candle wax and hot coals n_n!!

>> And that's just to make sure you don't scream too loud.

[Weasel Overlord]

Oooh kinky. *nudges DL in the ribs*

[mr_pikachu]

*nudges Weasel a few inches above her ribs*

[Dark-San]

*nudges Weasel a few inches above her ribs*

Oh! You do know where you are nudging at, don't you Brian? XD

[Weasel Overlord]

I think it's possible he does, Mengly. XD If War of the Forums is anything to go by, LOL.

[The Blue Avenger]

I wonder what he was nudging with.

[Dark-San]

It is obviously he is nudging a part of the body that guys usually doesn't have.

[The Blue Avenger]

I got what he was nudging, I was just curious what part of himself he was usi-- ah, forget it.

[Dark-San]

It is so obviously that he would be using the part of his body that once debuted in War of the Forums. ^.^

[Jeff]

Does it glow blue?

[Dark-San]

That would only happens if the part puts on a blue cap.

[RedStarWarrior]

MOLESTATION.

[Andrew]

So like. I like guys.

[Gavin Luper]

I feel like someone needs to say something about this. Andrew, are you sure that you like guys? How can you possibly know unless you've tried being with girls as well?!

I really think you should go and be sensible and get yourself a nice girlfriend instead of becoming a sinful abomination, please. I just can't support your lifestyle choice otherwise.

[DarkestLight]

XD TOO MUCH BLOO PENIS IN THIS THREAD!

[The Blue Avenger]

I dunno, you can never have too much Big Blue Junk.

[Andrew]

I have made out with a lot of girls. Girls make out very softly.

Delicate, like flowers.

[DarkestLight]

And...you don't like that I am guessing. You...like to be choked :o

[Andrew]

No no, I want to see THEM choked. Like Lady G!

[Drago]

I'm telling Jess. :P

[Andrew]

Lol jk. But what about all that cheap wine I left you? Lol

[Heald]

I heard this crazy rumour that Andrew is, in fact, a sausage-smoking back-door merchant.

[Drago]

Lol jk. But what about all that cheap wine I left you? Lol
That was downed quickly. Likely before you even left Melbourne. :o

[DarkestLight]

Downed like 2 dollar whore downed or like, fine Australian squirty-jerky downed, DK?

[Andrew]

Don't tell my girlfriend, Heald.