Theslimer3 Joins

[Theslimer3]

Hi. I know alot of you probably don't know me. I doubt really any of you(but I do show up on alot of sites...)

Point is, you should welcome me and one of you should volunteer to show me around, and maybe become my first freind. :peek:

[Lady Vulpix]

We should, you say? Why should we? :rolleyes:

I do bid you welcome, if anything because, as far as I'm concerned, new members are always welcome as long as they're not here to cause trouble.

If you haven't read the rules (http://forboards.tripod.com/TPM_General_Rules.html), now is the best time to do so (they're mostly common sense, so they shouldn't be hard to follow).

So... you've made an introduction topic, but you haven't said much about yourself. Where do you (not) expect people to know you from? And what is this 'freind' you talk about? (Sorry, I couldn't help it.)

[Jeff]

:police:

You just got busted by the grammar police! :P

Anyway, welcome!

Some of us are members of some other sites, what sites are you on and what name do you go by on them?

[Mr.E]

Cut off the "and maybe..." part and I would've liked this guy's moxie. That last part just makes him sounds wussy and lame instead. :o

[Blademaster]

Hey new guy. Welcome to TPM. Beer's on the left, hookers are on the right.

[Drago]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J6_oOFnYaJg/Shs2S1IEgxI/AAAAAAAAC4Y/LSHYW8y8zbU/s320/pete.jpg
Welcome to TPM, Mr. Slimer. Be sure to engage in some riveting discussions once you find some. Any questions, queries, quandaries, qualms or other Q words, feel free to ask! We're here to help, and we have nothing better to do. Hurrah!

[Telume]

I'd say Blademaster's intro was better :rolleyes:

But anyway, welcome to TPM.

[Drago]

And yours was just downright rubbish.

[Telume]

And yours was just downright rubbish.


Hey, at least I didn't come in with a picture of Dan Aykroyd being covered in slime.

[Master Rudy]

Hey, at least I didn't come in with a picture of Dan Aykroyd being covered in slime.

That's Bill Murray you dope! :P
In any case welcome. However I drank all the beer and it's gonna be sloppy seconds on the hookers :D

[Drago]

Hey, at least I didn't come in with a picture of Dan Aykroyd being covered in slime.
http://www.meikathon.net/roflmao/facepalm.jpg

Don't let Roy see that. He'll be very unhappy. :o

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Hello.

[Telume]

http://www.meikathon.net/roflmao/facepalm.jpg

Don't let Roy see that. He'll be very unhappy. :o

Forgive me for posting at 2:30-something AM, I wasn't lookin' D:<

[RedStarWarrior]

Forgive me for posting at 2:30-something AM, I wasn't lookin' D:<
Get the fuck out.

[kazr]

Please tell me about your predecessors, theslimer the second, and theslimer senior. Did you inherit the title by birth right, or acquire it through more nefarious means?

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

From what I heard, you must slaughter your own mother to obtain that title.

Could be fancy rumours aswell.

[Telume]

Get the fuck out.

make me. :angry: