If Hitler had pokemon.

[qazwsxed]

If Hitler had pokemon, which pokemon's would he have?

[Poryhedron]

He'd almost certainly have at least one Dark-type. Possibly a team full of Dark-types, with one token non-Dark-type to cover the type's weaknesses.

[Blademaster]

He'd have an entire team of Torkoals and Weezings.

[classy_cat18]

I can see him owning a Houndoom. Yep, definitely a Houndoom person.

[Link]

He'd have weezing's and a mewtwo.

[Darth CookieMonster]

no he would want to commit pokemon genocide until he caught the PERFECT pokemon.

[crown34]

What he said.

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Honchkrow, Magmortar, Houndoom, Weezing, Torkoal and Braviary.

[nsmbwii]

He actually enforced laws protecting animals, and was a vegetarian. (If only he treated humans like he did with animals...)

For a team it would be like this...
Tyranitar
Houndoom
Spiritomb
Gyarados
Gliscor,
Nidoking

[Telume]

Tyranitar
Absol
Spiritomb
Garchomp
Gliscor
Houndoom

Maybe he'll have seen his demise coming and his Absol woulda told him about it.

[crown34]

Wouldn't really have been a disaster would it...?

[Poryhedron]

Yeah, Absol only sense natural disasters. It could help its trainer avoid death by earthquake, or flood, or avalanche...not much help against a bullet or poison.

[Lady Vulpix]

I think he would have chosen Psychic types to help him control people's thoughts. But only those with good stats.

[Shadow Wolf]

I think that the pokemon he wouldn't have is Smeargle, since his paint dreams were vanished.

Apart from that, a pokemon that somehow reflects superiority. (though none comes to my lazy mind right now)

[Austrian ViceMaster Alex]

Hitler loved dogs, so he'd have had two of those I'm sure.

Houndoom
Arcanine
Persian
Blastoise
Electrode
Tyranitar

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Yes, the dog part is true, so I can get Houndoom and Arcanine.

So, those two, '; Braviary as the german eagle, Weezing for the gas, Torkoal for the 'oven' and Empoleon for the emperor, the fuhrer (and it gets Defiant!).

Dex "If anyone were to hurt its pride, it would slash them with wings that can cleave through an ice floe. It avoids unnecessary disputes, but it will decimate anything that threatens its pride."

Dr. Mengele would have a Reunicles, Dusknoir and Cofragrius:D

[Zak]

Weezing and Houndoom were the first that came to mind, like many...

[shazza]

He'd definitely have a Blastoise for Hitler denounced smoking so he would use Blastoise to 'blast' water on anyone having a cigarette with hydro pump, subsequently shouting "oise!" -- which sounds German for something.

[Deadwood_Zen]

Are there any Jewish pokemon?


He actually enforced laws protecting animals, and was a vegetarian. (If only he treated humans like he did with animals...)
Yes, he was! He wasn't ALL evil(I am not saying he was a "saint", either), but it still doesn't look good on the "Famous Vegetarians" list. Joan Jett does, though! :D

[Oslo]

How has nobody said Mightyena? :o It fits the bill aesthetically and "Adolf" even means "wolf," too! (Though Mightyena is really more hyena, I guess, but close enough.)

[DarkestLight]

He'd be the type to have a tank of SHARPEDOS WITH LASERS ON THEIR HEADS!

[nsmbwii]

You sir, win a cookie.

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

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[Blademaster]

Are there any Jewish pokemon?

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[Oslo]

Blade wins this thread.

[crown34]

He wins the forum.

[Jeff]

Oh God, this thread has Mt. Moon written all over it.

[Deadwood_Zen]

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Once again, Blade wins teh internetz!

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Steel burns pretty awesome.

[Blademaster]

Huh. Wasn't even trying.