View Full Version : The Life of a Headless Mole! [chapter 17 up! 8/12/05]
The Decapitated Mole
7th June 2003, 02:13 PM
Here is my new idea thing, since nobody like my old ones. [nobody will like this, either, but I need an active place 2 test my ideas out] Il just go onto AOL and post my conversations as chapters! An update whenever I feel I have a good enough convo. Here's chapter 1!
SCwarrior123: hey
TheHeadlessMole: hey
TheHeadlessMole: who r u
SCwarrior123: r u jimmy warren
TheHeadlessMole: yea
SCwarrior123: sup
TheHeadlessMole: now who r u
TheHeadlessMole: i thinks i remembers u
TheHeadlessMole: from tys house r sumthin
SCwarrior123: no
SCwarrior123: im a stalker
SCwarrior123: i stalk ppl
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: i did tak 2 u at ty's house
SCwarrior123: ty's house
SCwarrior123: ?
TheHeadlessMole: tyler
SCwarrior123: ya i kno him
TheHeadlessMole: i bet u do
SCwarrior123: but i wasnt at tys house
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: i went on his SN at his house
SCwarrior123: and
TheHeadlessMole: we dint no who u wer
SCwarrior123: o
SCwarrior123: ya
SCwarrior123: im the stalker
TheHeadlessMole: SO WHO THE HELL R U?
SCwarrior123: THE STALKER!!!
TheHeadlessMole: R u james
SCwarrior123: NO
SCwarrior123: IM HIS FRIEND
TheHeadlessMole: i bets u r
SCwarrior123: no im his friend
TheHeadlessMole: sure u r james
SCwarrior123: seriously
SCwarrior123: i am james's friend
TheHeadlessMole: tehn tell me who u r and i'l belive u
SCwarrior123: im a stalker
SCwarrior123: i am
SCwarrior123: i been stalking tyler
TheHeadlessMole: so ur mama named u the stalker
SCwarrior123: i stalked britney skahan
SCwarrior123: i stalked a lot of ppl in ur damm ****in shcool
SCwarrior123: ur school sucks
TheHeadlessMole: yea it does
TheHeadlessMole: but so do all orhters
TheHeadlessMole: i thinks u r seriously ****ed up
SCwarrior123: no im not
SCwarrior123: im james's
SCwarrior123: friend
TheHeadlessMole: possibly more so than me
SCwarrior123: the stalker
TheHeadlessMole: i've had enough of ur shenanegins
SCwarrior123: u nincompoop
SCwarrior123: stfu
TheHeadlessMole: yea
SCwarrior123: jimbo
SCwarrior123: lol
SCwarrior123: hahaha
SCwarrior123: u kno josh carlton
TheHeadlessMole: right
SCwarrior123: do u
TheHeadlessMole: am i on candid camera
SCwarrior123: im his friend
SCwarrior123: no
TheHeadlessMole: so am i
SCwarrior123: do u kno josh carlton
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: i just sed im his frend
SCwarrior123: is he on
TheHeadlessMole: nop
SCwarrior123: tell him 2 im me
SCwarrior123: o
TheHeadlessMole: hes never on
SCwarrior123: o
SCwarrior123: cuz he uses his moms sn
SCwarrior123: he told me
SCwarrior123: and
SCwarrior123: WARN UR FRINED
TheHeadlessMole: about u?
SCwarrior123: FRIENDS*
SCwarrior123: NO
SCwarrior123: WARN UR FRIENDS THAT I WILL KILL ALL PPL
SCwarrior123: ALL OF U PPL
SCwarrior123: EVEN UR FRIENDS
TheHeadlessMole: so i's right
SCwarrior123: I WILL KILL THEM
TheHeadlessMole: il kill u all first
TheHeadlessMole: i hate ppl more than anything
SCwarrior123: TELL THEM AND WARN THEM
TheHeadlessMole: theyr all bitches
SCwarrior123: SURE U DO
SCwarrior123: SO U MEAN U HATE UR FRIENDS
SCwarrior123: U HATE UR PARENTS
SCwarrior123: U BAD BIATCH
TheHeadlessMole: who care more about theyr ****ing hair then they do about their ****ing lives
TheHeadlessMole: i hate every1
TheHeadlessMole: cept maybe like brit, ty, josh, etc/
TheHeadlessMole: they koo
TheHeadlessMole: most of the time
SCwarrior123: WAT ABOUT JAMES
TheHeadlessMole: meh
TheHeadlessMole: i seriously want to bash some ****ing skulls in rite now
SCwarrior123: BASH SOME 1
SCwarrior123: LIKE
SCwarrior123: JON
SCwarrior123: JON PARIDISE
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: good idea
SCwarrior123: U KNO HIM
TheHeadlessMole: yea
SCwarrior123: COOL
TheHeadlessMole: hes a fag
SCwarrior123: LO
SCwarrior123: LOL*
SCwarrior123: I AGREE
SCwarrior123: U KNO WAT
TheHeadlessMole: wat
SCwarrior123: IM GOING 2 ADD U 2 MY B LIST
SCwarrior123: K
TheHeadlessMole: k
TheHeadlessMole: watevr
SCwarrior123: TTUL
SCwarrior123: BYE
TheHeadlessMole: cay
TheHeadlessMole: l8r
SCwarrior123: ?
SCwarrior123: O
SCwarrior123: LATR
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: l8r
SCwarrior123: LATR
TheHeadlessMole: watevr
SCwarrior123 signed off at 10:52:43 PM.
The Decapitated Mole
26th June 2003, 08:19 PM
Chapter 2: The Chatroom
You have just entered room "Chat 29864038033910993802."
InAbLoOdBaTh13 has entered the room.
blondiebabez897 has entered the room.
TheHeadlessMole: yay!
blondiebabez897: spoon?
TheHeadlessMole: teh gangs all here!
InAbLoOdBaTh13: yay go jimm
InAbLoOdBaTh13: brb
TheHeadlessMole: yes spoon!
TheHeadlessMole: kk
blondiebabez897: y spoon?
TheHeadlessMole: dunno
blondiebabez897: y not fork or knife?
Xi No ReGrets iX has entered the room.
blondiebabez897: thats discrimination
TheHeadlessMole: spoons r koolr
InAbLoOdBaTh13: all go u
InAbLoOdBaTh13: ally*
Xi No ReGrets iX: who r these beatiful ppl
TheHeadlessMole: who teh hell is taht regret ****?
InAbLoOdBaTh13: jimm and that otha gurl
blondiebabez897: o thanks
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: THATS GIANELLE!
InAbLoOdBaTh13: well r name is kinda hard to spell
TheHeadlessMole: HI GIANELLE!
blondiebabez897: hi jimm
TheHeadlessMole: hey is wallie on?
InAbLoOdBaTh13: ally is my stonner *****
TheHeadlessMole: ah
blondiebabez897: yeah and i wouldnt call herthat if i were u
TheHeadlessMole: kk
TheHeadlessMole: invit hr here!
TheHeadlessMole: she blockd me
InAbLoOdBaTh13: who?
blondiebabez897: ok
TheHeadlessMole: YAY!
InAbLoOdBaTh13: ALLY
TheHeadlessMole: cheerleadr prep
ChrGirl432 has entered the room.
Xi No ReGrets iX: wut
TheHeadlessMole: HI MORGAN!
InAbLoOdBaTh13: ALLY IS A RAPER
blondiebabez897: morgan doesnt cheer nemore
ChrGirl432: yes i do
TheHeadlessMole: yea i kno
ChrGirl432: just not rite now
TheHeadlessMole: but i stil cal hr a cheerleadr prep
TheHeadlessMole: CUZ SHE IS!!!
InAbLoOdBaTh13: hell yeah
TheHeadlessMole: SPOON!!!!
blondiebabez897: i cheer more then she does
InAbLoOdBaTh13: that mosh thing today ruled
Xi No ReGrets iX: i rape mah friends
TheHeadlessMole: Of course u do
Xi No ReGrets iX: yes i do
TheHeadlessMole: LESBIAN LOVERS!!!
Xi No ReGrets iX: ?
InAbLoOdBaTh13: hell yeah lol
TheHeadlessMole: lol
blondiebabez897: hi morgan
InAbLoOdBaTh13: no that is ashley rite
InAbLoOdBaTh13: ally
Xi No ReGrets iX: wut
ChrGirl432: ok who is every body here?
InAbLoOdBaTh13: hi
Xi No ReGrets iX: wut is ashley
InAbLoOdBaTh13: i`m me
TheHeadlessMole: TELL IT BRIT!
TheHeadlessMole: IM JIMM!!!!!
InAbLoOdBaTh13: about what?
TheHeadlessMole: in case u all fools didnt kno
TheHeadlessMole: SPOON!!!
InAbLoOdBaTh13: I`M HAPPY NOODLE GULE
Xi No ReGrets iX: all u
TheHeadlessMole: Brit tell the chrledr prep who we all r
TheHeadlessMole: im 2 lazy
ChrGirl432: thats tru
Xi No ReGrets iX: im a cheerleader
TheHeadlessMole: CHEERLEADR SEMI-PREP!
ChrGirl432: ok
InAbLoOdBaTh13: HAHAH
TheHeadlessMole: SPOON!!!
InAbLoOdBaTh13: EAT ME
TheHeadlessMole: maybe l8r
blondiebabez897: hey im a cheerleader!
InAbLoOdBaTh13: OK
TheHeadlessMole: yea u r
InAbLoOdBaTh13: NO ONE KARS
TheHeadlessMole: tahts mean
TheHeadlessMole: yet tru
TheHeadlessMole: & deserved
InAbLoOdBaTh13: h to the hizzle b to the izzle
TheHeadlessMole: im gonna invit craig here
blondiebabez897: craig who?
InAbLoOdBaTh13: not worithy yall gusta feel me
TheHeadlessMole: yea
blondiebabez897: no thanks
TheHeadlessMole: but hes a ***** so
TheHeadlessMole: i wanta c wat hel do
XxAnD1StReEtxX has entered the room.
ChrGirl432: ok then im leaving
InAbLoOdBaTh13: go u
TheHeadlessMole: CYA MORGAN!!!
blondiebabez897: no do not leave!!
TheHeadlessMole: Can brittany rape u?
InAbLoOdBaTh13: yay go me
TheHeadlessMole: lol
InAbLoOdBaTh13: ewww nvm
TheHeadlessMole: MORE LESBIANS!!!
ChrGirl432: who the hell is every one????????????????????????//
InAbLoOdBaTh13: ally loves me
TheHeadlessMole: I like lesbians
TheHeadlessMole: theyr usuallly hot
ChrGirl432: um ew
blondiebabez897: y?
TheHeadlessMole: EXCEPT U!!!
InAbLoOdBaTh13: yay
InAbLoOdBaTh13: go me
blondiebabez897: i mean if u likethem u dont have a shot withthem
InAbLoOdBaTh13: in a not gay way
blondiebabez897: cuz they dont like guys
TheHeadlessMole: YEA
blondiebabez897: so whats the point?
ChrGirl432: ok gianelle sry im leaving
InAbLoOdBaTh13: ?>????>???
TheHeadlessMole: but lesbians r so hot
blondiebabez897: no!!!
XxAnD1StReEtxX: whoz chrgirl and i no regrets and blondie?
InAbLoOdBaTh13: thx jimm lol
ChrGirl432: 2 many freaky ppl
ChrGirl432 has left the room.
Xi No ReGrets iX: im a hotti
InAbLoOdBaTh13: humm.. ally and some otha *****
InAbLoOdBaTh13: ????
InAbLoOdBaTh13: lalalalal stupid motha ****a
InAbLoOdBaTh13: blondiebabez897
InAbLoOdBaTh13: ?
blondiebabez897: gianelle
XxAnD1StReEtxX: is inoregrets a grl?
InAbLoOdBaTh13: ppppp pkl
InAbLoOdBaTh13: that is ally
Xi No ReGrets iX: yes i am mofo
InAbLoOdBaTh13: go ally
InAbLoOdBaTh13: she is my stonner *****
XxAnD1StReEtxX: who the **** ally?
InAbLoOdBaTh13: ?
InAbLoOdBaTh13: i dont kno
Xi No ReGrets iX: me u ***in ***
InAbLoOdBaTh13: yay go ally agin
XxAnD1StReEtxX: oooo
Xi No ReGrets iX: lol aight
XxAnD1StReEtxX: dats ally
InAbLoOdBaTh13: yes
Xi No ReGrets iX: yes im ally
XxAnD1StReEtxX: i dont no no ally
InAbLoOdBaTh13: no i want to be a bug that can FLYYY
Xi No ReGrets iX: yes u do
InAbLoOdBaTh13: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XxAnD1StReEtxX: but i did bowl in a bowling alley before
Xi No ReGrets iX: i am ally
InAbLoOdBaTh13: I`M BRITTANY
Xi No ReGrets iX: im a stonner
InAbLoOdBaTh13: GOOOOO MEEEEE
XxAnD1StReEtxX: is ally in my gym class?
InAbLoOdBaTh13: i am a craker
InAbLoOdBaTh13: that ever one loves
Xi No ReGrets iX: yes i am
Xi No ReGrets iX: IM IN UR GYM CLASS
XxAnD1StReEtxX: chirch hill?
InAbLoOdBaTh13: u r
Xi No ReGrets iX: yes
TheHeadlessMole: im a freeak
blondiebabez897: i know u!!!
InAbLoOdBaTh13: ally sence when do u live in nh?
TheHeadlessMole: chacahcahcchacha
Xi No ReGrets iX: i always have
Xi No ReGrets iX: shut the *** up
Xi No ReGrets iX: god
blondiebabez897: did u go to cas?
InAbLoOdBaTh13: ooo ok
InAbLoOdBaTh13: u live near me rite
InAbLoOdBaTh13: ally make me a new sn
TheHeadlessMole: MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!
Xi No ReGrets iX: yes
Xi No ReGrets iX: wut kind
InAbLoOdBaTh13: ok go me
InAbLoOdBaTh13: i dont kno
InAbLoOdBaTh13: oooo i kno
TheHeadlessMole: Peanut butter and CHEESY ****
InAbLoOdBaTh13: happynoodlegurl666
Xi No ReGrets iX: no
Xi No ReGrets iX: notha 1
InAbLoOdBaTh13: happynoodlegurl5
Xi No ReGrets iX: no!!
Xi No ReGrets iX: no noodles involved!!
InAbLoOdBaTh13: **** no
InAbLoOdBaTh13: JIMM TELL HER
TheHeadlessMole: Il make u 1 EvilB
InAbLoOdBaTh13: kk
TheHeadlessMole: O yea nd noodles kick ***
InAbLoOdBaTh13: EVILB13
TheHeadlessMole: kk
TheHeadlessMole: il makke teh noodle 1 2 if u want
Xi No ReGrets iX: *** u
InAbLoOdBaTh13: AYAY
TheHeadlessMole: Shut up stoner *****
InAbLoOdBaTh13: OK I WANT HAPPYNOODLEGURL666
TheHeadlessMole: [ally]
TheHeadlessMole: OK
InAbLoOdBaTh13: no brittany
InAbLoOdBaTh13: u stonner ****
Xi No ReGrets iX: *** U
TheHeadlessMole: Shut up stoner *****
Xi No ReGrets iX: go to hell
blondiebabez897: u wont be able to fit happynoodlegurl666
blondiebabez897: it only lets u do 16 letters
Xi No ReGrets iX: slip on a battery and DIE
InAbLoOdBaTh13: ;p;
InAbLoOdBaTh13: lol
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: shes rite
InAbLoOdBaTh13: ****in key board
TheHeadlessMole: i can do teh happynoodlegurl5 tho
TheHeadlessMole: i think
InAbLoOdBaTh13: BILLY IS ON
InAbLoOdBaTh13: YAY
TheHeadlessMole: who teh hell is billy
InAbLoOdBaTh13: THE 8TH GRADER CHINK
TheHeadlessMole: ah
Xi No ReGrets iX: *** WAR
Xi No ReGrets iX: I LIKE WAR
TheHeadlessMole: r he a chinese whore like teh turtle?
Xi No ReGrets iX: *** LIFE
Xi No ReGrets iX: *** U
TheHeadlessMole: yea
Xi No ReGrets iX: *** PPLZ
TheHeadlessMole: mn
InAbLoOdBaTh13: all of us are **** ups
TheHeadlessMole: YEA
TheHeadlessMole: HELL YEA *****
XxAnD1StReEtxX has left the room.
InAbLoOdBaTh13: noooo
TheHeadlessMole: haha
InAbLoOdBaTh13: my best friend :-(
Xi No ReGrets iX: *** U LEAVA
TheHeadlessMole: lol
Xi No ReGrets iX: U ***IN ***ED up bitcha
InAbLoOdBaTh13: loseR?
TheHeadlessMole: kk im leavin 2 makke u that **** now kk?
InAbLoOdBaTh13: lol go meee
InAbLoOdBaTh13: eww
InAbLoOdBaTh13: fagit
TheHeadlessMole: l
Xi No ReGrets iX: *** u mole
InAbLoOdBaTh13: YAY
TheHeadlessMole: shut up stupid ****ing bitchy ****
InAbLoOdBaTh13: GO SUM1
Xi No ReGrets iX: *** u
Xi No ReGrets iX: go ***in die
blondiebabez897: im leaving
TheHeadlessMole: kk
InAbLoOdBaTh13: love ya
TheHeadlessMole: il c u all l8r
InAbLoOdBaTh13: in a none gay way
TheHeadlessMole: LESBIAN LUVRS!!!
InAbLoOdBaTh13: nope
blondiebabez897 has left the room.
TheHeadlessMole: dam
InAbLoOdBaTh13: that is ally and ashley
TheHeadlessMole: kk
InAbLoOdBaTh13: rite ally
InAbLoOdBaTh13: u love ashley
TheHeadlessMole: im leavin 2 makke u those screnname shiites now
TheHeadlessMole: kk?
InAbLoOdBaTh13: call me ok
TheHeadlessMole: kk
InAbLoOdBaTh13: peace
TheHeadlessMole: cya
InAbLoOdBaTh13: i love u
TheHeadlessMole: ewww
InAbLoOdBaTh13: in a none gay way
TheHeadlessMole: wat???
InAbLoOdBaTh13: i dont kno
Xi No ReGrets iX: li love ashley
TheHeadlessMole: DID U JUST CALL ME A WONAM *****
InAbLoOdBaTh13: but stonners rul
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: cya now
Chapter 3: The UndrWrld Part 1: Harassment
**The beginning of this convo with QuenOfUndrWrld is personnal, and therefore will not be shared**
TheHeadlessMole: closse out ur window and im me agen
QuenOfUndrWrld: tell me ur email
TheHeadlessMole: headbone@dorkasaur.com
TheHeadlessMole: o man
TheHeadlessMole: its 2 hot 2day
QuenOfUndrWrld: yeah it is
**This convo was sent to me at this time**
[u should prob know that QOUW's name is Brittany]
QuenOfUndrWrld: hello
AnotherSNbyAl: hello
QuenOfUndrWrld: sup hommiez deathbrothar?
AnotherSNbyAl: where did you get my screen name?
QuenOfUndrWrld: a message board
QuenOfUndrWrld: so what`s ur name
QuenOfUndrWrld: mine is johnny
AnotherSNbyAl: ohh how nice..
QuenOfUndrWrld: but u can callme nny
AnotherSNbyAl: ur a boy?
QuenOfUndrWrld: nope
QuenOfUndrWrld: a gurl
AnotherSNbyAl: that would make sence
QuenOfUndrWrld: y uhave a problem wit my name
AnotherSNbyAl: so are you gonna say rap sux or rap rules?
QuenOfUndrWrld: what do u think
AnotherSNbyAl: ruls
QuenOfUndrWrld: **** no
AnotherSNbyAl: rules*
QuenOfUndrWrld: metal rulz
QuenOfUndrWrld: *****
AnotherSNbyAl: i a boy and i dont wanna hear no swears
QuenOfUndrWrld: wow
QuenOfUndrWrld: well i guss i will have to kill u now
QuenOfUndrWrld: i will cut ur neck and and paint the walls wit ur blood
QuenOfUndrWrld: and smile at u like "oohh did i do that :
AnotherSNbyAl: um i dont nkwo who u are but thats actualy kinda stupid
AnotherSNbyAl: why paint the wallls when you can write ur resume for a job with my blood?
QuenOfUndrWrld: u want me to start swairin at u agin?
QuenOfUndrWrld: cuz i will
AnotherSNbyAl: dont like my comeback *****?
QuenOfUndrWrld: ok u can swair but i can how ****ed uo is that
AnotherSNbyAl: i dont undersatnd you
i dont undersatnd you
QuenOfUndrWrld: u dont understand me
QuenOfUndrWrld: me!!
QuenOfUndrWrld: u have issues
AnotherSNbyAl: No u do
AnotherSNbyAl: qeen of the under world
QuenOfUndrWrld: nice sn ***** *****
AnotherSNbyAl: well i like it
AnotherSNbyAl: ***** ***** what kinda diss is that?
QuenOfUndrWrld: u have a ****in KITTY KAT for a icon and ur dissin my cumbaks
AnotherSNbyAl: i have a black kitty cat and im telling you to **** off ***** suck a dick eat a ***** i dont care just leave me alone
QuenOfUndrWrld: no
QuenOfUndrWrld: i dont want to
QuenOfUndrWrld: cuz makin fun of ppl makes me feel better about myself
AnotherSNbyAl: cuz you cant have a kid?
QuenOfUndrWrld: what the ****are u ****in talkin about
QuenOfUndrWrld: a kid?
QuenOfUndrWrld: are u smokincrack
AnotherSNbyAl: u dont understand *** hole
AnotherSNbyAl: and no im smokeing pot you stupid ****
QuenOfUndrWrld: kool
QuenOfUndrWrld: ur a pit head so am i
QuenOfUndrWrld: wow
QuenOfUndrWrld: ****r
QuenOfUndrWrld: *****
AnotherSNbyAl: no i odnt smoke pit
QuenOfUndrWrld: pit*&
AnotherSNbyAl: i smoke pot
AnotherSNbyAl: ***
QuenOfUndrWrld: ***
QuenOfUndrWrld: nice one
AnotherSNbyAl: look go stick a finger up ur ***** and leave me alone
QuenOfUndrWrld: so suck a prick
AnotherSNbyAl: a prick?
QuenOfUndrWrld: yeah a dirty word for dick
QuenOfUndrWrld: dont u kno anything
QuenOfUndrWrld: i`m gussin no
AnotherSNbyAl: im guess ing you dont got no ***** thats why you cant stick a finger up it
**Back in the UndrWrld**
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: h/o
TheHeadlessMole: o hell yea
TheHeadlessMole: im gona make fun of tehm now
QuenOfUndrWrld: send mah the chat
QuenOfUndrWrld: afta
TheHeadlessMole: kk
**MEANWHILE**
TheHeadlessMole: wat the **** is wrong with u?
AnotherSNbyAl: nothing
TheHeadlessMole: y r u makin fun of nny?
TheHeadlessMole: U really hurt her ****in feelins
AnotherSNbyAl: im not makin fun of anything
AnotherSNbyAl: oh you mean johnny the gurl?
TheHeadlessMole: shes very sensitive about her name
TheHeadlessMole: you ****ing prick
AnotherSNbyAl: lol
TheHeadlessMole: u dont make fun of some1 just bcuz there name
is difrent
AnotherSNbyAl: look ***** i didnt start this
AnotherSNbyAl: so **** off
TheHeadlessMole: o but u did u peice of ****
TheHeadlessMole: so shut ur **** hole u ****ing ****
AnotherSNbyAl: go **** a duck you ****
TheHeadlessMole: u started this by dissing nny
TheHeadlessMole: shes thinkin about suicide bcuz of wat u sed
AnotherSNbyAl: good hope she kill her self
TheHeadlessMole: o
TheHeadlessMole: so now u r a ****ing killer
TheHeadlessMole: i could report u
AnotherSNbyAl: no
AnotherSNbyAl: im not
AnotherSNbyAl: i didnt kill her
TheHeadlessMole: yea
AnotherSNbyAl: if she kills her self im not responsible
TheHeadlessMole: but wnting her 2 kill herself is just as bad
TheHeadlessMole: and yes u r
TheHeadlessMole: for causing the suicide
AnotherSNbyAl signed off at 4:01:54 PM.
**And now back to the UndrWrld**
TheHeadlessMole: lol tihs is fun
TheHeadlessMole: im chewin him out for makin fun of ur name
TheHeadlessMole: nny
QuenOfUndrWrld: yeah i told him i was nny too
TheHeadlessMole: yea i kno
QuenOfUndrWrld: be like y u makin fun of my gurl lol
QuenOfUndrWrld: even kno i`m not
QuenOfUndrWrld: cuz that wouldbe odd
TheHeadlessMole: i sed he made u want suicide by makin fun of ur name
TheHeadlessMole: he just blockd me
TheHeadlessMole: son of a *****
QuenOfUndrWrld: no he is off
TheHeadlessMole: h/o il send it 2 u
QuenOfUndrWrld: ok
TheHeadlessMole: u got NEone else I can mess with?
TheHeadlessMole: ts sent, BTW
QuenOfUndrWrld: i kno brb
TheHeadlessMole: kk
QuenOfUndrWrld: that ruls
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: did u c my b icon yett?
QuenOfUndrWrld: nope
TheHeadlessMole: check it out
TheHeadlessMole: it kicks so much ***
TheHeadlessMole: ah ahah hes back on
**Meanwhile**
TheHeadlessMole: o ur back 4 another owning
TheHeadlessMole: u ****ing homicidal mania
TheHeadlessMole: c
AnotherSNbyAl: i dont undersatnd
AnotherSNbyAl: i dont want any probems
TheHeadlessMole: thats bcuz ur a jackass who wnts 2 kill nny
AnotherSNbyAl: no i ont
TheHeadlessMole: and is just mean 2 feel good about himself
AnotherSNbyAl: dont*
TheHeadlessMole: then y did u make fun of her name?
TheHeadlessMole: and call me a ****?
AnotherSNbyAl: i didnt
TheHeadlessMole: yes u did!
AnotherSNbyAl: well you are a **** you know
TheHeadlessMole: she told me
TheHeadlessMole: and sent me teh convo were u did
TheHeadlessMole: and i cant be a **** cuz im a man
TheHeadlessMole: and im pissd at u 4 messin whit my girl
AnotherSNbyAl: oh really?
AnotherSNbyAl: ok
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: so dont go ****in makin ur little racist
comments
TheHeadlessMole: keep them 4 ur kkk meeting
TheHeadlessMole: u ****
AnotherSNbyAl: look go suck a dic
AnotherSNbyAl: dick*
AnotherSNbyAl: *****
TheHeadlessMole: wel
TheHeadlessMole: that'd b hard since nny is already sucking mine
AnotherSNbyAl: and i care?
AnotherSNbyAl: thats quite sick man... i really dont wanna har that
AnotherSNbyAl: hear*
TheHeadlessMole: o yea
TheHeadlessMole: well
TheHeadlessMole: thats probaly cuz teh only action ur gonna get is
from ur father
TheHeadlessMole: well
AnotherSNbyAl: nice comeback but the only reason i didnt wanna
hear that was becuz i dont like hearing about sluts sucking guys
dicks
TheHeadlessMole: i gotta go
AnotherSNbyAl: good buy bye
TheHeadlessMole: i have a thing against talkin with gay guys
TheHeadlessMole: and homicidal maniacs
AnotherSNbyAl: im blocking u
TheHeadlessMole: so il c ya later
Previous message was not received by AnotherSNbyAl because of
error: User AnotherSNbyAl is not available.
AnotherSNbyAl signed off at 4:13:15 PM.
**Back in the UndrWrld again**
QuenOfUndrWrld: i kno
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: i tolded him u wer my girl
TheHeadlessMole: lolll
QuenOfUndrWrld: lol
QuenOfUndrWrld: ewww
TheHeadlessMole: yea
QuenOfUndrWrld: QuenOfUndrWrld: u lil prick
AnotherSNbyAl: i dotn wanna problem
QuenOfUndrWrld: u already gut one
AnotherSNbyAl: no actually i dont
QuenOfUndrWrld: then he was gone
TheHeadlessMole: ahhaahahahahahaha
TheHeadlessMole: llloooollll
TheHeadlessMole: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
QuenOfUndrWrld: is he still on
TheHeadlessMole: yes
TheHeadlessMole: omg i just sed teh funniest tihng
QuenOfUndrWrld: prick
TheHeadlessMole: u will hate me 4 it
QuenOfUndrWrld: what?
QuenOfUndrWrld: oo god
TheHeadlessMole: o god im havin a laffin fit
QuenOfUndrWrld: show me
TheHeadlessMole: h/o
TheHeadlessMole: wen im finished
QuenOfUndrWrld: ok
TheHeadlessMole: o god im still laffin
QuenOfUndrWrld: will u send it?
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: HAHAHAHAHA
TheHeadlessMole: dam he just blokd me
QuenOfUndrWrld: send it
TheHeadlessMole: im all twitchy from the funniness
QuenOfUndrWrld: lol
TheHeadlessMole: o god u r gonna get so pissed at me
TheHeadlessMole: o god
TheHeadlessMole: its sent
TheHeadlessMole: soo funny!!!
QuenOfUndrWrld: oo god
TheHeadlessMole: loolololololol
QuenOfUndrWrld: i didn`t get it
TheHeadlessMole: wat?
QuenOfUndrWrld: nvm
TheHeadlessMole: kk
QuenOfUndrWrld: u lil prick
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: LOL
QuenOfUndrWrld: lol i dont care it is funny
TheHeadlessMole: LOL
TheHeadlessMole: LOL
TheHeadlessMole: LOL
TheHeadlessMole: LOL
TheHeadlessMole: LLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLL
TheHeadlessMole: ok im finished now
QuenOfUndrWrld: just so u dont get any idaers i`m all set with the whole suckin ur dick thing i will pass
TheHeadlessMole: thank god
QuenOfUndrWrld: i kno
QuenOfUndrWrld: tell me about it
TheHeadlessMole: lol
QuenOfUndrWrld: that would just be wrong
TheHeadlessMole: damn
TheHeadlessMole: the caffeine is wearing off
TheHeadlessMole: the vein bulgie is gon
QuenOfUndrWrld: i`m still in my pjs
QuenOfUndrWrld: lol
TheHeadlessMole: okk....
QuenOfUndrWrld: i got up at 2:36 pm
TheHeadlessMole: y
TheHeadlessMole: u lazy bum
QuenOfUndrWrld: yeah i kno
TheHeadlessMole: hye
TheHeadlessMole: do u kno tys moms sn?
TheHeadlessMole: *hey
QuenOfUndrWrld: nope
TheHeadlessMole: dam
QuenOfUndrWrld: i have it on my otha sn
TheHeadlessMole: o
QuenOfUndrWrld: but i`m to lazy to get it
TheHeadlessMole: ]kk
TheHeadlessMole: did u c my b icon yet
QuenOfUndrWrld: nope
TheHeadlessMole: DO IT NOW!!!
QuenOfUndrWrld:
QuenOfUndrWrld: will u go out with me
QuenOfUndrWrld: fun wrong sn
QuenOfUndrWrld: *****
TheHeadlessMole: lololol
QuenOfUndrWrld: lol
TheHeadlessMole: who r u going out with now
TheHeadlessMole: the gay guy agen?
QuenOfUndrWrld: no one
QuenOfUndrWrld: he is on
TheHeadlessMole: wts his sn
QuenOfUndrWrld: not tellin u
QuenOfUndrWrld: FAGIT
TheHeadlessMole: *zim like voice* tell me
QuenOfUndrWrld: hum................
TheHeadlessMole: hey
QuenOfUndrWrld: *gir like voice* no
TheHeadlessMole: copy this whole convo and send it 2 me kk?
QuenOfUndrWrld: whatconco?
TheHeadlessMole: this convo wer havin now
TheHeadlessMole: copy all of it nd send it 2 me, kk?
QuenOfUndrWrld: emal?
QuenOfUndrWrld: mail*
TheHeadlessMole: yea
QuenOfUndrWrld: what is it>>
TheHeadlessMole: headbone@dorkasaur.com
TheHeadlessMole: kk
TheHeadlessMole: thx
TheHeadlessMole: g2g now, my mom needs 2 use teh comp
TheHeadlessMole: il call u l8r
QuenOfUndrWrld: ok peace
QuenOfUndrWrld: i`mnot home
TheHeadlessMole: werr r u
QuenOfUndrWrld: call *fone # censored to preserve at least a little privacy*
QuenOfUndrWrld: ma
TheHeadlessMole: kk
TheHeadlessMole: wat the hell does ma mean
QuenOfUndrWrld: MASS
QuenOfUndrWrld: the start
TheHeadlessMole: kk
QuenOfUndrWrld: state*
TheHeadlessMole: kk
QuenOfUndrWrld: peace jimmy
TheHeadlessMole: cya
TheHeadlessMole signed off at 4:26:29 PM.
HiTM@N
1st July 2003, 02:23 PM
Ah an Instant Messenger based fic. I don't normally see these around but they can be good if given the right about of attention & detail. Peace 8)
The Decapitated Mole
4th July 2003, 01:09 PM
cool, finally someone replying to one of my fics! Anyway, I just had a fun little convo, so here y'all go.
Chapter 4: SCwarrior Part 2
TheHeadlessMole: hey james
SCwarrior123: wat
SCwarrior123: whos this
TheHeadlessMole: jimm
SCwarrior123: o
TheHeadlessMole: haha
*during this time there was a chatroom, in which he told me to **** off a lot. I just left it. Sorry*
TheHeadlessMole: hey
TheHeadlessMole: ur a ****in idiot!!!
SCwarrior123: **** off jimmy
TheHeadlessMole: no thankx
SCwarrior123: **** ur mom
SCwarrior123: *****
SCwarrior123: blow her
TheHeadlessMole: now
TheHeadlessMole: it is your turn to **** of
SCwarrior123: *******
TheHeadlessMole: *off
SCwarrior123: u cant spell *****
TheHeadlessMole: yes
TheHeadlessMole: i can
TheHeadlessMole: see:
TheHeadlessMole: *****
SCwarrior123: no u cant
SCwarrior123: **** u
TheHeadlessMole: haha
TheHeadlessMole: no thnx im not gay
SCwarrior123: ya u r
SCwarrior123: ur blowing ur self right now
TheHeadlessMole: thats not rite
TheHeadlessMole: i cant be doin that
TheHeadlessMole: cuz im so busy blowing ur mom
SCwarrior123: ur masterbating
SCwarrior123: u *******
SCwarrior123: jimbob
SCwarrior123: haha
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: wat u want now
SCwarrior123: ur jimbbo
SCwarrior123: u suck
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: so
SCwarrior123: ya and u suck
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: so
TheHeadlessMole: everyone knows that
SCwarrior123: u suck ***
TheHeadlessMole: well now
TheHeadlessMole: that may be a bit harsh
SCwarrior123: u suck *****
TheHeadlessMole: now thats just not true
TheHeadlessMole: unless of course ur mom has one
SCwarrior123: ur mom has 1
SCwarrior123: shes a man whore
TheHeadlessMole: that cant be tru
TheHeadlessMole: cuz shes in a wheelchair 4 life
SCwarrior123: hahaha
SCwarrior123: i dont feel bad
TheHeadlessMole: i dont care
TheHeadlessMole: just tellin u that
TheHeadlessMole: none of teh stuff u sed about her can be tru
TheHeadlessMole: bcuz of that
SCwarrior123: well
SCwarrior123: i dont care
SCwarrior123: bye
TheHeadlessMole: cya *****
SCwarrior123: bye ***** sucker
TheHeadlessMole: now how the hell am i supposed to retaliate to that, huh?
TheHeadlessMole: Thanks 4 nothin
SCwarrior123: hahaha
SCwarrior123: bye *****
SCwarrior123: and have fun
TheHeadlessMole: bye james
TheHeadlessMole: AKA stalker
SCwarrior123: happy 4thj of july *****
TheHeadlessMole: haharr
TheHeadlessMole: rrahah
SCwarrior123: this is just james now
TheHeadlessMole: yea i kno
SCwarrior123: no stalker
SCwarrior123: stalker wnt home
TheHeadlessMole: it always was
SCwarrior123: went*
TheHeadlessMole: there was no skalker!!!
SCwarrior123: ya stalker went home
TheHeadlessMole: no
SCwarrior123: ya
TheHeadlessMole: teh stalker dont exist
SCwarrior123: ya
SCwarrior123: bye
TheHeadlessMole: wered he go then
TheHeadlessMole: back into ur hed?
SCwarrior123: no he went home
TheHeadlessMole: ur so chicken
TheHeadlessMole: u wont even use ur name when warning me
TheHeadlessMole: *****
SCwarrior123: **** ur mom
TheHeadlessMole: hah
SCwarrior123: im not warning u
SCwarrior123: some 1 else is warning me 2
SCwarrior123: so ha
SCwarrior123: im not warning u
TheHeadlessMole: so ha
TheHeadlessMole: i bet it is u
SCwarrior123: *****
TheHeadlessMole: bcuz u lie all the time
SCwarrior123: **** ur mom
TheHeadlessMole: hah
SCwarrior123: hahaha
TheHeadlessMole: nothing u say will get a reaction
SCwarrior123: ?
TheHeadlessMole: that pisses people off a lot
SCwarrior123: **** off
TheHeadlessMole: hah
TheHeadlessMole: see?
TheHeadlessMole: ur getting pissed!
SCwarrior123: well bye *****
TheHeadlessMole: hahaha
SCwarrior123: no im nopt
SCwarrior123: im pissing u off now
SCwarrior123: ur mom is a manwhore
SCwarrior123: jdffdsa
SCwarrior123: gagd
TheHeadlessMole: what makes you say that?
SCwarrior123: asgfa
SCwarrior123: a
SCwarrior123 signed off at 1:33:05 PM.
The Decapitated Mole
10th July 2003, 11:49 AM
Ok, here is a chapter that needs a bit of explaination. My friend QuenOfUndrWrld put my name up on a little thingy thing so that i'd get lots of random ppl IM'ing me. This NVHS Princess im'ed me because of t a few days ago. I showed her my picture (http://www.dorkasaur.com/jimbo/j1.jpg) and she rated me 10/10. [that's good]. Then she tried to sned me hers, but it dint work, and then she got all bitchy and signed off. She just IM'ed me again today.
Chapter 5: NVHSPrincess16
NVHSPrincess16: hi
TheHeadlessMole: hey
NVHSPrincess16: omg dork ur not talking to me
fine then bye
TheHeadlessMole: jeez
TheHeadlessMole: stop ****in PMSing
NVHSPrincess16: goodbye and by the way im not
NVHSPrincess16: jerk
TheHeadlessMole: shut up
NVHSPrincess16: *** im not pmsing
NVHSPrincess16: no
TheHeadlessMole: *****
NVHSPrincess16: go away
NVHSPrincess16: im being nice to u and ur just
like a typical guy a jerk
TheHeadlessMole: o yea
NVHSPrincess16: yeah
TheHeadlessMole: real nice sayin omg dork ur not
talking to me fine then bye
NVHSPrincess16: i was joking
NVHSPrincess16: learn how to take a freakin joke
TheHeadlessMole: seems 2 me i have a better
sense of humor then u
NVHSPrincess16: says who?
TheHeadlessMole: most of teh ppl taht i kno
TheHeadlessMole: they think i'm hillarious
NVHSPrincess16: is that like 2 peeps?
TheHeadlessMole: no
TheHeadlessMole: more like 100 or so
NVHSPrincess16: uhhuh that's y ur "friend" said u
had no friends
TheHeadlessMole: who sed that
TheHeadlessMole: and notice i didn't say my
friends thought i was funny
TheHeadlessMole: just most of teh ppl taht I kno
NVHSPrincess16: u need to set urself straight and
stop being a jerk ur "friend" that said u had no
friends was QuenofUndrWrld
NVHSPrincess16: goodbye dork jerk whatever
NVHSPrincess16 signed off at 11:45:40 AM.
NVHSPrincess16: the nerve of guyz these dayz
TheHeadlessMole: want some pizza?
NVHSPrincess16: what?
NVHSPrincess16: no
TheHeadlessMole: i gots pizza here
TheHeadlessMole: want some?
NVHSPrincess16: i live in a diff state
TheHeadlessMole: so
TheHeadlessMole: i mail it 2 you
NVHSPrincess16: so what?
NVHSPrincess16: no
NVHSPrincess16: it'll be gross by the time it
getshere
NVHSPrincess16: what time is it over there
TheHeadlessMole: uh
TheHeadlessMole: 11:52 AM
NVHSPrincess16: oh it's 10:52 over here
NVHSPrincess16: promise me something
TheHeadlessMole: WAT
NVHSPrincess16: promise me that u'll never talk to
me again
TheHeadlessMole: i cant doo taht
NVHSPrincess16: y
NVHSPrincess16: y can
NVHSPrincess16: y can
NVHSPrincess16: y can't u do that*?
NVHSPrincess16:
?????????????????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????
TheHeadlessMole: cuz i doant feel like it
TheHeadlessMole: try askin again l8r
NVHSPrincess16: oh u will once i get my bf on u
TheHeadlessMole: o no
TheHeadlessMole: im soo scared
NVHSPrincess16: oh yeah
NVHSPrincess16: shut the hell up
TheHeadlessMole: u shut up
TheHeadlessMole: hey
TheHeadlessMole: when you're the queen you can
quee all the beans you want
TheHeadlessMole: but 4 now
TheHeadlessMole: you're just bein annoyin
NVHSPrincess16: i am the queen of genovia
TheHeadlessMole: sure ya are
TheHeadlessMole: and I'm the Duke of Belgian
Waffles
NVHSPrincess16: shut the hell up i am the
daughter of the queen of genovia
TheHeadlessMole: SURE ya are queenie
NVHSPrincess16: go make out with a guy
TheHeadlessMole: i cant do that
NVHSPrincess16: shut up
TheHeadlessMole: my gf would be too shocked
NVHSPrincess16: y not?
TheHeadlessMole: from the LIES!!!!!!
TheHeadlessMole: HIDEOUS SCREAMING LIES!!!!!!!
NVHSPrincess16: omg im surprised u have a gf or
any friends no she wont because being with guyz is
how u should be that's what u r here for
TheHeadlessMole: Blueberry pancakes!
NVHSPrincess16: she'd understand if u were gay
TheHeadlessMole: no way
TheHeadlessMole: cuz it aint nothin of truths
TheHeadlessMole: so stop speaking you LIES!!!
TheHeadlessMole: LIES!!!!!!
TheHeadlessMole: LIES!!!!!!!
NVHSPrincess16: and by the way ur pic looks like
ur a headlessmole
TheHeadlessMole: LIES!!!!!!!
TheHeadlessMole: Yea
TheHeadlessMole: I told u I was ugly
TheHeadlessMole: I'd appreciate it if you'd not
lie about my looks again
TheHeadlessMole: and i knew u were lyin
yestrday
TheHeadlessMole: or whenever it was
NVHSPrincess16: no u didn
NVHSPrincess16: t
TheHeadlessMole: yea i did
NVHSPrincess16: how old r u?
NVHSPrincess16: no u didn't
TheHeadlessMole: ask Quenofundrwrld
TheHeadlessMole: we were both laughin about it
TheHeadlessMole: she thought u might be
blind
TheHeadlessMole: i just thought u were
insane
NVHSPrincess16: ur insane u look like a squashed
bug
NVHSPrincess16 signed off at 12:05:42 PM.
The Decapitated Mole
2nd August 2003, 10:11 PM
Hah, I just reread those for the first time in a while. Some of them are pretty funny, but none of them can even compare to this. This is, by far, the MOST fun I've ever had on AIM to date. Just watch.
Chapter 6: TJ
Explanation--I was bored, so I ask QuenOfUndrWrld for a person to mess whit. I got Tweety. This starts from the very beginning, and goes to about 3/4 or 2/3 of the way through.
TheHeadlessMole: WILL U GO OUT WITH ME???
TheHeadlessMole: PLEASE?
TheHeadlessMole: I LOVE U!
TheHeadlessMole: tweety?
Tweety9014: who r u
TheHeadlessMole: IM ur lover!
TheHeadlessMole: pleaze go out with me!
Tweety9014: wat is your name?!
TheHeadlessMole: my name is jimmy
TheHeadlessMole: but u can call me mmy for short
Tweety9014: jimmy who
TheHeadlessMole: That's right, mmy!
Tweety9014: and how u get my sn
TheHeadlessMole: I have magical powers
TheHeadlessMole: i have powers pinto beans can only dream of!
Tweety9014: still ...who r u
Tweety9014: and how u get my sn
TheHeadlessMole: i told u
TheHeadlessMole: i am mmy and I used my powers
Tweety9014: ummm...no
TheHeadlessMole: u dont kno that
TheHeadlessMole: i could be a nosferatu for all u kno
Tweety9014: WHO THE **** R U AND Y R U IMING ME
TheHeadlessMole: I TOLD U!
TheHeadlessMole: I AM MMY AND I LOVE U!
Tweety9014: how the **** u even no me
Tweety9014: ??????
TheHeadlessMole: We've been watching u, tweety
TheHeadlessMole: follow the white rabbit
Tweety9014: wat white rabbit?
TheHeadlessMole: TAQIDOS!
Tweety9014: ok ...but u still aint answer my ?......whooooooo r u...and do i even no u
TheHeadlessMole: u dont kno me
TheHeadlessMole: but like i sed, we've been watching u
Tweety9014: how can u be doin that
TheHeadlessMole: I have my ways
TheHeadlessMole: watch and learn
TheHeadlessMole: A;DJKFNLA;SKJDFKASDF
TheHeadlessMole: see? magic.
Tweety9014: wat?
Tweety9014: who is we
Tweety9014: ?????
TheHeadlessMole: my organization
TheHeadlessMole: its called the FBI
TheHeadlessMole: maybe you've heard of it?
Tweety9014: umm..yea ok sure
TheHeadlessMole: ok youve seen through my clever web of lies
TheHeadlessMole: well actually only 1 lie
TheHeadlessMole: im not with the FBI
Tweety9014: and i dont beleive that u r watchin me so can i get some real ****in answers here!
TheHeadlessMole: you have gotten your precious answers
TheHeadlessMole: now i will tell u who's been watching u
TheHeadlessMole: My seeecret organization
TheHeadlessMole: consists of my most trusted ppl that I kno
TheHeadlessMole: o, i get ur game
Tweety9014: ok and they r.......
Tweety9014: wat game
TheHeadlessMole: ur tryin to get all ur littel friends together and defeat me, eh?
TheHeadlessMole: WELL IT WONT WORK!!!
TheHeadlessMole: All I want is a date!
Tweety9014: lol who r my lil friends
Tweety9014: and if u start givin me the answers i want i'll think about it
TheHeadlessMole: that playboy, that silent scream, and im guessing that metal head
TheHeadlessMole: they all seem to think I'm pissing u off
TheHeadlessMole: Is that tru, am I pissing u off?
Tweety9014: i wanna no who u r and y u r iming me
TheHeadlessMole: Pleaze, tell me, is it true? Am I really pissing you off?
Tweety9014: yes!!!!!! now who the **** r u
TheHeadlessMole: I'm sorry, lover, u kno I dont mean it
Tweety9014: then tell me who u r
TheHeadlessMole: Well, I aint no TJ, like all ur friends think I am
TheHeadlessMole: so tell them to cut the ****
Tweety9014: then who the **** r u!
TheHeadlessMole: i told u!
TheHeadlessMole: I am MMY!
TheHeadlessMole: And that is the truth
Tweety9014: i dont beleive u
TheHeadlessMole: ay-ah!
TheHeadlessMole: nobody believe my truths, and all ur friends are pissing the hell out of me!
TheHeadlessMole: make them go so we can have a private date!
Tweety9014: well ur pissin me off...so i can understand y they r.....plezzz seriously stop ****in toying w/ me and tell me the god damn truth
Tweety9014: this aint no private date
Tweety9014: r u gonna ****in tell the truth or sit there and lie 2 me the rest of the time!
TheHeadlessMole: WHY WON'T YOU GIVE MY LOVE A CHANCE??!!??!!??
TheHeadlessMole: I tell u the truth about my name
TheHeadlessMole: my name is jimm
TheHeadlessMole: its jimmy but i took away the y
TheHeadlessMole: so its just jimm
TheHeadlessMole: but ppl still call me mmy bcuz they dont get it
Tweety9014: no u didnt tell the truth about n/e thing and im gonna ****in get off if u dont leave me the **** alone
Tweety9014: ok if ur not gonna tell the truth then bye
Auto response from TheHeadlessMole: I am jimm and i changed my scrrenname and right now im doing something so just dont say anything or say something if you want to but i probanbly wont answer for awhile. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
TheHeadlessMole: I swear to you
TheHeadlessMole: this one time I am telling the truth
TheHeadlessMole: I swear on the life of, um, Jhonen
Tweety9014: jhonen?
Tweety9014: how did u get my sn?
TheHeadlessMole: I heard you discussing it a while ago
Tweety9014: wen
Tweety9014: wen did u hear me
TheHeadlessMole: while we were secretly watching u
Tweety9014: no! u werent secretly watching me...tell me the ****in truth rite now
Tweety9014: WHERE DID U GET MY SN...AND HOW!!!!! AND Y DID U DECIDE 2 IM ME NOW!!!!!!!!!....tell me the god dman ****in truth
TheHeadlessMole: FINE
TheHeadlessMole: I DONT WANT A DATE WITH U ANYWAY
TheHeadlessMole: TRUTH IS:
Tweety9014: good!
TheHeadlessMole: I am jimm
TheHeadlessMole: my friend gave me this sn
TheHeadlessMole: she sed she dint kno who you were
Tweety9014: ur friend who!
TheHeadlessMole: i was just lookin for some1 to mess with
TheHeadlessMole: cuz its funny
TheHeadlessMole: NO MORE TRUTH SHALL BE REVEALED
Tweety9014: who is ur friend
Tweety9014: QuenOfUndrWrld
Tweety9014: ?????
Tweety9014: it is isnt it!
Tweety9014: thats y u wont answer me
TheHeadlessMole: no
Tweety9014: yea......
TheHeadlessMole: i was just talking to your friends who were all im'ing me
TheHeadlessMole: idint notice u
Tweety9014: wat?
Tweety9014: o
Tweety9014: no i dont beleuve u
Tweety9014: *beleive
TheHeadlessMole: O MY ****ING GOD
TheHeadlessMole: I dont even kno this "quen"
Tweety9014: y should trust u i after u lied 2 me the whole time
TheHeadlessMole: bcuz I'm lying about everything!
TheHeadlessMole: Goodbye
Tweety9014: so ****in tell me the truth
I have now blocked her.
OTHER CONVO, THIS WAS HAPPENING AT THE SAME TIME
Silent Scream 92: hey
TheHeadlessMole: HEY
TheHeadlessMole: i dont kno who u r!
TheHeadlessMole: wat a surprise!
Silent Scream 92: who r u?
Silent Scream 92: ur n my buddy list 4 some reason
Silent Scream 92: *on
TheHeadlessMole: i hav no idea
TheHeadlessMole: dam thats the second time thats happened!
TheHeadlessMole: wats up with that?
Silent Scream 92: who r u?
TheHeadlessMole: I, my good friend, am the one who is known as mmy
TheHeadlessMole: not really, I'm jimm
Silent Scream 92: last name
Silent Scream 92: ?
TheHeadlessMole: warren
Silent Scream 92: u go to dag?
TheHeadlessMole: wat is dag
Silent Scream 92: hmhm good try
TheHeadlessMole: wat r u talkin about?
Silent Scream 92: u know tj i know it i can tell by ur profile or u are tj
TheHeadlessMole: who the hell is TJ?
TheHeadlessMole: u need 2 tell me who you are'
TheHeadlessMole: because u r confusing the hell out of me
Silent Scream 92: peter
TheHeadlessMole: peter who
TheHeadlessMole: i know no peter
Silent Scream 92: 4 me to know and u to find out
TheHeadlessMole: wat state u live in?
Silent Scream 92: howd u get brits sn?
TheHeadlessMole: brit...?
Silent Scream 92: Tweety9014
TheHeadlessMole: o her
TheHeadlessMole: i dint kno she was brit
TheHeadlessMole: somebody gave it 2 me
Silent Scream 92: sure
Silent Scream 92: load o bullcrap
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: wat state u live in?
Silent Scream 92: first who r u really?
TheHeadlessMole: I AM JIMM!
TheHeadlessMole: TELL ME
TheHeadlessMole: do u live on teh east coast or west coast
Silent Scream 92: east
TheHeadlessMole: north part or south
Silent Scream 92: north
TheHeadlessMole: new england?
Silent Scream 92: yup
TheHeadlessMole: wat state?
Silent Scream 92: guess
TheHeadlessMole: tell me jakass
Silent Scream 92: guess
TheHeadlessMole: NY?
TheHeadlessMole: TELL ME
Silent Scream 92: guess again
TheHeadlessMole: was it corect?
Silent Scream 92: no
TheHeadlessMole: ive got it, New England!
Silent Scream 92: dumbass
Silent Scream 92: STATE
TheHeadlessMole: New Hampshire
Silent Scream 92: no
TheHeadlessMole: good
TheHeadlessMole: then you don't know me
TheHeadlessMole: thats were im from
Silent Scream 92: LIAR!
Silent Scream 92: ur tj
It's my ****in subby, d00d! that gives it away
TheHeadlessMole: try actually READIN the subby, and maybe you'd find out that I'm not the ****in tj *****!
Silent Scream 92: o **** off
Silent Scream 92: u r tj u admitted it to jere
TheHeadlessMole: no i dint
TheHeadlessMole: when was this?
Silent Scream 92: ur right u didnt
Silent Scream 92: u still didnt guess where i wuz from
TheHeadlessMole: o screw it, i dont even care, ive had it with u bitches
Silent Scream 92: haha were quite the group arent we
TheHeadlessMole: I must admit, you work quite well together
Silent Scream 92: i know
Silent Scream 92: dont we?
TheHeadlessMole: Ah this is all quite amusing
Silent Scream 92: really?
Silent Scream 92: how so?
TheHeadlessMole: its all funny just how MISTAKEN you all are, and it's quite funny, I'll have to show you some convo segments some time
Silent Scream 92: show me them how?
TheHeadlessMole: like so:
TheHeadlessMole: TheHeadlessMole: Y DOES NOBODY BELEIVE ME IM NOT TJ!
MetalHead7684: TheHeadlessMole [9:15 PM]: tell him that im not tj, and to leave me ALONE!
MetalHead7684: *** wipe
MetalHead7684: dead give away dumbass
MetalHead7684: no one puts theyre 1st name in an away mesage unless he wanted ppl to think that
TheHeadlessMole: thats bcuz I changed my sn a wile ago, and nobody knew it
TheHeadlessMole: i thought it might make u jackasses beleive me
MetalHead7684: if no one knew it then how would it inform the ppl that u want to know this sn...if they dont know it they rnt going to im u...........stupid ****
TheHeadlessMole: u and like 3 other ppl think I'm lying, eh?
TheHeadlessMole: WELL GUESS WHAT, *****
MetalHead7684: u r
TheHeadlessMole: YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK, SO GO **** YOURSELF!!!!!
MetalHead7684: o ur funny
MetalHead7684: watch me laugh
MetalHead7684: ur not fooling ne one
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TheHeadlessMole: TheHeadlessMole: Y DOES NOBODY BELEIVE ME IM NOT TJ!
MetalHead7684: TheHeadlessMole [9:15 PM]: tell him that im not tj, and to leave me ALONE!
MetalHead7684: *** wipe
MetalHead7684: dead give away dumbass
MetalHead7684: no one puts theyre 1st name in an away mesage unless he wanted ppl to think that
TheHeadlessMole: thats bcuz I changed my sn a wile ago, and nobody knew it
TheHeadlessMole: i thought it might make u jackasses beleive me
MetalHead7684: if no one knew it then how would it inform the ppl that u want to know this sn...if they dont know it they rnt going to im u...........stupid ****
TheHeadlessMole: u and like 3 other ppl think I'm lying, eh?
TheHeadlessMole: WELL GUESS WHAT, *****
MetalHead7684: u r
Previous message was not received by Silent Scream 92 because of error: Your message was refused by the AOL Instant Messenger server, probably because the message was too big. Try making the message shorter and send it again.
TheHeadlessMole: TheHeadlessMole: Y DOES NOBODY BELEIVE ME IM NOT TJ!
MetalHead7684: TheHeadlessMole [9:15 PM]: tell him that im not tj, and to leave me ALONE!
MetalHead7684: *** wipe
MetalHead7684: dead give away dumbass
MetalHead7684: no one puts theyre 1st name in an away mesage unless he wanted ppl to think that
TheHeadlessMole: thats bcuz I changed my sn a wile ago, and nobody knew it
TheHeadlessMole: i thought it might make u jackasses beleive me
Silent Scream 92: i got that convo already
TheHeadlessMole: its all so funny, when you know that the person talking to you is wrong, and therefore are making a complete and total jackass of themself
OTHER CONVO, THIS WAS HAPPENING AT THE SAME TIME
Playboy1655: who is this?
TheHeadlessMole: WHY THE **** R ALL THESE PPL IMING ME?????????????????????
Playboy1655: a friend of mine said u were bother ing them
Playboy1655: i would just like to know
Playboy1655: i will tell u my name
Playboy1655: no need to b mean
TheHeadlessMole: whos teh frend
Playboy1655: britt
TheHeadlessMole: O
TheHeadlessMole: I aint botherin her
TheHeadlessMole: im tryin 2 get a date
Playboy1655: o ok
Playboy1655: and ur name was?
TheHeadlessMole: jimmy
TheHeadlessMole: or mmy for short
Playboy1655: do u live in Wallingford?
TheHeadlessMole: no
Playboy1655: o ok nvm
Playboy1655: o ok thanx
Playboy1655: bye
TheHeadlessMole: bye
Playboy1655: ?
Playboy1655: well what do u want me to talk to u about?
Playboy1655: i was try'n to b nice
TheHeadlessMole: eh?
TheHeadlessMole: u sed bye, so I simply said bye in return
TheHeadlessMole: i dont kno wat u r talkin about, im bein perfectly pleasant.
Playboy1655: i never said u went
Playboy1655: *wern't
TheHeadlessMole: ok then
Playboy1655: ok
TheHeadlessMole: so
Playboy1655: so
TheHeadlessMole: wats new with u
Playboy1655: lol i don' t know
Playboy1655: u
TheHeadlessMole: absolutely nothing
Auto response from Playboy1655: i think i'm gonna b sick! i need to go puke now! bbl...... may b!..... tyler.... sry! i still love u!
TheHeadlessMole: hey
Playboy1655: hey what?
Playboy1655: soundss like real funlol
TheHeadlessMole: do u kno silent scream and metalhead
Playboy1655: i know the second one
Playboy1655: y?
TheHeadlessMole: tell him that im not tj, and to leave me ALONE!
Playboy1655: ok done
TheHeadlessMole: thanks
Playboy1655: n/p
Playboy1655: if u just tell him who ur then he will back off u know
Playboy1655: is it really that big of a deal?
TheHeadlessMole: ive tried
TheHeadlessMole: none of them actually know me
Playboy1655: did u tell him ur name?
TheHeadlessMole: they all im'ed me, I have no idea who they are
Playboy1655: o0o0
TheHeadlessMole: yes, but he doesn't get it
Playboy1655: what is ur mane?
Playboy1655: i'll tell him to back the fucjk off an this is who u r and he don't know u
Playboy1655: MetalHead7684 [9:24 PM]: hes lieing..we alll think its tj
MetalHead7684 [9:24 PM]: my and like 3 other ppl
TheHeadlessMole: heh
TheHeadlessMole: ALL WRONG
Playboy1655: lol
OTHER CONVO, THIS WAS HAPPENING AT THE SAME TIME
MetalHead7684: iz that icon u?
TheHeadlessMole: O MY GOD WHO THE HELL R ALL THESE PPL?????
MetalHead7684: bastard tj
TheHeadlessMole: **** OFF Y ALL U PPL CALLIN ME ****IN TJ I AINT NO TJ I DONT KNO NO TJ
TheHeadlessMole: I knew a TJ once, but he moved
TheHeadlessMole: SO SHUT THE **** UP AND STOP CALLIN ME TJ!
MetalHead7684: y did u just say hi to silent scream but started yellin at me
TheHeadlessMole: cuz im sick of u ppl callin me tj and im'in me i dont even kno who the hell all of u r!
TheHeadlessMole: i just want a date with that tweety person!
MetalHead7684: well u r goin about it the wrong way dip****
MetalHead7684: do u even know who she iz?
TheHeadlessMole: of course
TheHeadlessMole: as I told her, I've been watching her
MetalHead7684: It's my ****in subby, d00d!
MetalHead7684: tj always says **** like that
TheHeadlessMole: well
TheHeadlessMole: so do i, *****
MetalHead7684: yea ****in right
TheHeadlessMole: if u read the subby, then maybe you'd find out that I'm not this magical ****in tj that u bitches all keep talkin about!
MetalHead7684: UR ****ING SCARING HER *** WIPE...KUT THE ****!!!!
MetalHead7684: UR SLOBBER *** IS NEVER GANNA GET A DATE W/ HER!
MetalHead7684: SO ****ING CUT THE ****
TheHeadlessMole: **** off *****
TheHeadlessMole: im tryin to woo the lady, here
MetalHead7684: NO **** EATER
MetalHead7684: WELL U SUCK AT IT
MetalHead7684: u lie dumb ****
TheHeadlessMole: Y DOES NOBODY BELEIVE ME IM NOT TJ!
MetalHead7684: TheHeadlessMole [9:15 PM]: tell him that im not tj, and to leave me ALONE!
MetalHead7684: *** wipe
MetalHead7684: dead give away dumbass
MetalHead7684: no one puts theyre 1st name in an away mesage unless he wanted ppl to think that
TheHeadlessMole: thats bcuz I changed my sn a wile ago, and nobody knew it
TheHeadlessMole: i thought it might make u jackasses beleive me
MetalHead7684: if no one knew it then how would it inform the ppl that u want to know this sn...if they dont know it they rnt going to im u...........stupid ****
TheHeadlessMole: u and like 3 other ppl think I'm lying, eh?
TheHeadlessMole: WELL GUESS WHAT, *****
MetalHead7684: u r
TheHeadlessMole: YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK, SO GO **** YOURSELF!!!!!
MetalHead7684: o ur funny
MetalHead7684: watch me laugh
MetalHead7684: ur not fooling ne one
OTHER CONVO--THIS WAS HAPPENING AT THE SAME TIME
BadGrlChck: hey
TheHeadlessMole: who is this now
TheHeadlessMole: im getting sick of this
TheHeadlessMole: hello?
BadGrlChck: hehhee
BadGrlChck: guess
BadGrlChck: hi tj
TheHeadlessMole: O MY ****ING GOD I AM NOT TJ WHY WON'T YOU JACKASSES BELEIVE ME???
BadGrlChck: lol then who r u?
TheHeadlessMole: I am jimm!
TheHeadlessMole: none of you know me
BadGrlChck: oh .. hi jimm
BadGrlChck: hey ur not jimm u r tj
Auto response from TheHeadlessMole: I am jimm and i changed my scrrenname and right now im doing something so just dont say anything or say something if you want to but i probanbly wont answer for awhile. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
BadGrlChck: just admit it
BadGrlChck: lol otay
TheHeadlessMole: o... my... ****ing... god...
BadGrlChck: what
TheHeadlessMole: WHEN WILL ALL YOU DUMB BASTARDS GET IT?
TheHeadlessMole: I AM NOT THIS MAGICAL TJ THAT YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT! I AM JIMM!!!!!
BadGrlChck: how can i believe that its not tj
TheHeadlessMole: ay-ah
TheHeadlessMole: read my profile
TheHeadlessMole: AND the subprofile
TheHeadlessMole: i think that might work...
BadGrlChck: but.. it dosn't say ur jimm
TheHeadlessMole: Try reading, um, the guestbook entry.
TheHeadlessMole: I hope she sed sumthin about my name
BadGrlChck: that dosn't mean n e thing
BadGrlChck: otay .. so sup jimm?
TheHeadlessMole: nothin
BadGrlChck: what have u been up to?
TheHeadlessMole: computing
BadGrlChck: lol.. oh ic
BadGrlChck: n e thing else?
BadGrlChck: i am sooo bord
TheHeadlessMole: same here
TheHeadlessMole: i gots no dinner
BadGrlChck: realy.. how sad.. actualy i didn't eat eaither .. i just got home from cheerleading
TheHeadlessMole: Ah, a cheerleader
BadGrlChck: yea
TheHeadlessMole: all the cheerleaders I kno are preppy bitches who hate me
BadGrlChck: ewww.. i hate preps
BadGrlChck: im a cometiteve cheerleader
BadGrlChck: i do the stuff u see on tv
BadGrlChck: actualy i am on tv sometimes
TheHeadlessMole: cool
BadGrlChck: yea
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Eventually they all realized that I wasn't TJ and made up. I accepted because I was laughing my *** off this whole time, so it didn't matter.
~~~END CHAPTER SIX~~~
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jimm
The Decapitated Mole
18th September 2003, 05:12 AM
Well, I got nominated for something... So in order to show people just how odd I am, I present you with links to all of my current fics.
Quest for Elvis (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=17389)
The Life of a Headless Mole (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=269376)
The Ivy League--Part One; Quest for Education (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19536)
The Original MisAdventures of Hiro (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=340689)
The New MisAdventures of Hiro (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=21366)
I hope I can at least win this, since I wasn't nominated for anything else.
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jimm
The Decapitated Mole
24th June 2004, 10:19 PM
yayayay! I did this and remembered this story type thing so I copied it!
Chapter 7: Food Fight
Aight, the story goes like tihs: my and my friends Tyler and Brittany are going to the movies on Friday to see Fahrenheit 9/11. Cool, right? Yes. So anywho, on tuesday I was over at Tyler's house and he was on. Brittany's sister im'ed him and said she was going with us to the movies. Tyler told me, but then he closed it before I could yell at her [I went out with her a while ago but now I hate her and stuff]. So a while later we're both on his sister's sn doin some stuff, and I see brittany is on so I go talk 2 her. The following is the result:
Dogpile7734 [12:00 AM]: J0!
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:00 AM]: hello
Dogpile7734 [12:00 AM]: this b jimbo!
Dogpile7734 [12:00 AM]: r this brit?
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:00 AM]: OH!
i need to ask you something
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:00 AM]: yeah
Dogpile7734 [12:00 AM]: sam is not goin 2 teh mvies
Dogpile7734 [12:00 AM]: no way
Dogpile7734 [12:00 AM]: in hell
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:01 AM]: lol why?
Dogpile7734 [12:01 AM]: bcuz i don t like her
Dogpile7734 [12:01 AM]: lets take a vote
Dogpile7734 [12:01 AM]: its 2 to 0 against her goin
Dogpile7734 [12:02 AM]: so its a no-go
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:02 AM]: who did you ask?
Dogpile7734 [12:02 AM]: me and ty
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:02 AM]: ****er
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:02 AM]: well i asked jordan and he said yeah
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:02 AM]: oh so it`s 2-2
Dogpile7734 [12:02 AM]: who the **** is jordan
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:02 AM]: jordan
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:02 AM]: long hair freak jordan
Dogpile7734 [12:03 AM]: when did he decide 2 come?
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:03 AM]: when i asked him
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:03 AM]: i wanna bring jay 2
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:03 AM]: lol
Dogpile7734 [12:03 AM]: **** dat
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:03 AM]: lol j/p
Dogpile7734 [12:03 AM]: aint no more ppl i dont kno comin
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:03 AM]: so it`s just me you and ty then
Dogpile7734 [12:03 AM]: yea
Dogpile7734 [12:03 AM]: DO SOMETHING RONALD!!!
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:03 AM]: then what the **** am i gonna with sam
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:04 AM]: yogie bush
Dogpile7734 [12:04 AM]: give her some sleeping pills
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:04 AM]: oh yeha
Dogpile7734 [12:04 AM]: slip her a mickey
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:04 AM]: and where will i get these out of my ****in ass?
Dogpile7734 [12:04 AM]: ggive her some food
Dogpile7734 [12:04 AM]: thatll keep her busy
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:04 AM]: that`s mean
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:04 AM]: cuz im a fat kid 2
Dogpile7734 [12:04 AM]: so is she
Dogpile7734 [12:05 AM]: ty sez haha fatty
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:05 AM]: i am a fat kid
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:05 AM]: haha ty but she`s a fat kid that can kick your ass
Dogpile7734 [12:05 AM]: yea probly
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:05 AM]: losa
Dogpile7734 [12:06 AM]: but still
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:06 AM]: losa
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:06 AM]: FREEEEEK!
Dogpile7734 [12:06 AM]: just give her some food for a while
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:06 AM]: no
Dogpile7734 [12:06 AM]: she'll 4get all about it
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:06 AM]: no i`m just gonna bring her
Dogpile7734 [12:06 AM]: hell no
Dogpile7734 [12:06 AM]: if u bring her we b ditchin both of u
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:07 AM]: **** you
Dogpile7734 [12:07 AM]: **** HER
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:07 AM]: i`ll find you and beat you
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:07 AM]: im set
Dogpile7734 [12:07 AM]: yea rite
Dogpile7734 [12:07 AM]: i have no hair
Dogpile7734 [12:07 AM]: u cant find me no more
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:07 AM]: haha you got shaved?
Dogpile7734 [12:07 AM]: yea
Dogpile7734 [12:07 AM]: did it meself
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:07 AM]: haha losa
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:07 AM]: LOSER!!
Dogpile7734 [12:07 AM]: lol
Dogpile7734 [12:08 AM]: so just send her 2 mcdonalds
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:08 AM]: nope
Dogpile7734 [12:08 AM]: and well b set for a couopl of hours
Dogpile7734 [12:08 AM]: or days
Dogpile7734 [12:08 AM]: or weeks
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:08 AM]: shut up
Dogpile7734 [12:08 AM]: or months
Dogpile7734 [12:08 AM]: etc
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:08 AM]: hey i gut to go cuz im gonna call jay
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:08 AM]: so peace
Dogpile7734 [12:08 AM]: aignt
Dogpile7734 [12:08 AM]: l8r
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:08 AM]: i`ll call u guys friday
Dogpile7734 [12:08 AM]: sw33t
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:09 AM]: peace
Dogpile7734 [12:09 AM]: l8r j0
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:09 AM]: im boo boo cheany
Dogpile7734 [12:09 AM]: ill bet
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:09 AM]: yogie bush
Dogpile7734 [12:09 AM]: since i dont kno wat that means...
Dogpile7734 [12:09 AM]: o
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:09 AM]: you reject
Dogpile7734 [12:09 AM]: sw!ft
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:09 AM]: i kno rite
Dogpile7734 [12:09 AM]: yea lol
Dogpile7734 [12:10 AM]: yea i g2 g buy ty some food
Dogpile7734 [12:10 AM]: so l8r
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:10 AM]: retard
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:10 AM]: bye
Dogpile7734 [12:10 AM]: retahd
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:10 AM]: losa
Dogpile7734 [12:10 AM]: u spelt it rite at least
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:10 AM]: i kno rite
Dogpile7734 [12:11 AM]: hey!
Dogpile7734 [12:11 AM]: no r's allowed!
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:11 AM]: u used them
QuenOfUndrWrld [12:11 AM]: Dogpile7734: u spelt it rite at least
Dogpile7734 [12:11 AM]: go pahk them in tha havahd yahd
there were a couple more 'r' im's and then she left and I went to buy neopet food. End chapter 7, *****.
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jimm
The Decapitated Mole
23rd July 2004, 10:52 AM
And here's chapter eight. Have fun.
Chapter 8: Brummet and Multiconvo
OK, first is a convo I had about a month ago with my friend Chris, which has nothing to do with the rest of this, but I saved it and want to use it, so here.
Crono Reborn: dude
TheHeadlessMole: J0
TheHeadlessMole: who b dis?
Crono Reborn: bob
TheHeadlessMole: ?
TheHeadlessMole: brummet?
TheHeadlessMole: or robbie?
Crono Reborn: ya
TheHeadlessMole: o
TheHeadlessMole: j0
TheHeadlessMole: waddup
Crono Reborn: nm
TheHeadlessMole: my dads rockin 70's aerosmith on teh stereo
Crono Reborn: dude joo have any chix you can send me?
TheHeadlessMole: ?
Crono Reborn: i mean boobs, girls, pix form internet
TheHeadlessMole: hmmm...
TheHeadlessMole: lemme check...
TheHeadlessMole: **** my comp froze
TheHeadlessMole: brb
TheHeadlessMole: try wWw.specriaaptoci.mco [*address scrambled for decency*]
Crono Reborn: no i mean send me through im
TheHeadlessMole: nope
TheHeadlessMole: sorry
TheHeadlessMole: i just wiped em all off the other day
Crono Reborn: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy
TheHeadlessMole: i had like a gig of it
TheHeadlessMole: i needed teh space
TheHeadlessMole: just use that site
TheHeadlessMole: it roxorz
TheHeadlessMole: and ive only got 4 gigs of memory
Crono Reborn: can u get ne virus' from it?
TheHeadlessMole: dont think so
Crono Reborn: sweet
TheHeadlessMole: i been usin it and i got nothin
TheHeadlessMole: aight d00d i g2g
TheHeadlessMole: teh crapper is callin mah name
TheHeadlessMole: catch ya l8r
And now starts the real chapter
TheHeadlessMole: j0 waddup
Gorbulas7: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gorbulas7: nmu?!@
TheHeadlessMole: same same
Gorbulas7: kool
TheHeadlessMole: comedy central is showin Jay and Silent Bob Strikes back now
TheHeadlessMole: they censored it
TheHeadlessMole: lol
Gorbulas7: boooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Gorbulas7: lol
TheHeadlessMole: lol
Gorbulas7: i got the beasties at the nash. library
Gorbulas7: and alice in wonderland
TheHeadlessMole: swift
Gorbulas7: yesw
TheHeadlessMole: j00 should pick up some Kevin Smith movies
Gorbulas7: heh
Gorbulas7: maybe i will
Gorbulas7 wants to send file Untitled with Matt S and Jake P.WMV:
Gorbulas7: it's my skate movie
TheHeadlessMole: IT'S WORKING!!!!
TheHeadlessMole: FINALLY!!!!
Gorbulas7: LoL
Gorbulas7: it's my irish luck
TheHeadlessMole: j44
TheHeadlessMole: i made a new banner for freakyface
Gorbulas7: cool
Gorbulas7: i haven't updated my site in like a month
TheHeadlessMole: WHEEE!
TheHeadlessMole: i had noticed
TheHeadlessMole: i check it every once in a while
Gorbulas7: lol
Gorbulas7: yea
Gorbulas7: i just don't know what else todo, ya know
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: well whats teh news with tongueman?
TheHeadlessMole: so whaddaya think of teh banner?
Gorbulas7: well
Gorbulas7: tongueman
Gorbulas7: i've been skating sooooo
Gorbulas7: much
TheHeadlessMole: ah
Gorbulas7: i think i'm just gonna make my site a skating site
Gorbulas7: that'll be cool
TheHeadlessMole: j4
Gorbulas7: DUDE
Gorbulas7: my hair's growing back!
Gorbulas7: YAY
TheHeadlessMole: YAY
TheHeadlessMole: j00 look funny whit short hair
TheHeadlessMole: mine's groin bak 2, just not so quik
Gorbulas7: yea..
Gorbulas7: i hate short hair
Gorbulas7: it makes me sad
Gorbulas7: :'(
TheHeadlessMole: i hate real player
Gorbulas7: haha
Gorbulas7: wmp all teh way
TheHeadlessMole: im all for mp3
TheHeadlessMole: cuz check out this site
Gorbulas7: dude, wmp plays mp3s
TheHeadlessMole: they used to have sw33t mp3's and a used it when I couldn't use kazaa
TheHeadlessMole: but now like all teh files are ram
TheHeadlessMole: im pissed cuz i need 2 get some new music
Gorbulas7: that stinks
Gorbulas7: winmx, cheif
TheHeadlessMole: meh
Gorbulas7: jeez ur comp is Sa LOW
TheHeadlessMole: i kno
TheHeadlessMole: it sux
Gorbulas7: lol
TheHeadlessMole: www.highscoreonline.com/bonusstage30.html
Gorbulas7: seen em
TheHeadlessMole: that ones awesome
Gorbulas7: watch the movie
TheHeadlessMole received C:\My Documents\download\TheHeadlessMole\Untitled with Matt S and Jake
P.WMV.
Gorbulas7: yay
TheHeadlessMole: IT'S DONE!!!
Gorbulas7: i'm making it so we can make it longer, we're each getting a song
TheHeadlessMole: swift
Gorbulas7: i'm gonna need it 5 minutes and 8 seconds
TheHeadlessMole: thats long
Gorbulas7: not really
Gorbulas7: i mean
Gorbulas7: well
Gorbulas7: for 2 ppl yea i guess
Gorbulas7: do you think the movie is good?
TheHeadlessMole: yeh
Gorbulas7: do you thinki'm good?
Gorbulas7: honestly tho
Gorbulas7: like sponsorship level?
Gorbulas7: maybe?
TheHeadlessMole: maybe
Auto response from Gorbulas7: bathroom break- too much grape soda!
TheHeadlessMole: o sure
Gorbulas7: o sure what?
TheHeadlessMole: j00 and j00r soda
Gorbulas7: well, i needed a bathroom one, quick, i almost pooped myself
TheHeadlessMole: lol
THIS CONVO STARTED SHORTLY AFTER THE LAST ONE
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: JIMBO
TheHeadlessMole: j0
TheHeadlessMole: waddup
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: ANTHONY IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN BEN!
TheHeadlessMole: lol
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i mean he actually did stuff!
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and i didnt have to tell him !
TheHeadlessMole: ?
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: like ben
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i was like this is where ur hand goes
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: this is what ur mouth does
TheHeadlessMole: LOL
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and he was like i get it
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: anthony was perrrrrfect
TheHeadlessMole: L O L!!!!!
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: he did everything himself
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: *claps*
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: 2 many lols
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: it was so good
TheHeadlessMole: i bet
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: jimbo
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: u need a gf
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: & u need ur fro bak
TheHeadlessMole: YES I DO!
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: which one?
TheHeadlessMole: BOTH!
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: a gf or ur hair
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: or both
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: are u hitting puberty jimbo lol
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: u checkin out the babes
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: saying
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: damn'
TheHeadlessMole: lol
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i want some of dat ass
TheHeadlessMole: thats old news
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i wanna pop her cherry
TheHeadlessMole: lol
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: bak
TheHeadlessMole: cool
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: yeah
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: anthony was cool
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i got pictures
TheHeadlessMole: i bet
TheHeadlessMole: o jeez
TheHeadlessMole: of wat?
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx wants to directly connect.
TheHeadlessMole: that prob won't work
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: u kow u wanna c
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx cancels request; no connection was made.
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx wants to directly connect.
TheHeadlessMole: it never does for me
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: it has b4
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx cancels request; no connection was made.
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: ok
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: w/e
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: ill put them online
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
TheHeadlessMole: o jeez
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: *disco dances*
TheHeadlessMole: yay
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: ys
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i feel bad jim
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: u need a gf
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lets go shopping
TheHeadlessMole: mos def
TheHeadlessMole: i hav a cotton candy popsicle
TheHeadlessMole: !
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: kewl
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: anthony says i have a big tongue
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i dont know if thats bad
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
TheHeadlessMole: wow
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: wow?
TheHeadlessMole: yes wow
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: y wow?
TheHeadlessMole: i dont kno
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: but yeah
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: we stopped kissing
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and he was like
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: u have a big tongue
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and i was like so do u
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: (he's 6 feet tall)
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and he's like um... mine kinda fits me
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i was like so its bad?
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: he's like nah i like it big
TheHeadlessMole: lol
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: it was interesting
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i g2g i mibht b bak
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: Bye
TheHeadlessMole: aight l8r
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: thanks for listening to my pathetic story
TheHeadlessMole: ,lol
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx signed off at 10:35:50 PM.
Yet another SameTimeConvo:
TheHeadlessMole: J00000!
Auto response from ZackoStrife: Gunbound!
www.gunbound.net
TheHeadlessMole: o really, eh?
TheHeadlessMole: well j00 suck then
And another one!
KrAcKaBoxKiDs617: hey i saw a look alike of you and he was just as ugly i thought there was no
one quiet as ugly as you but i found that person
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: thats cool i guess
KrAcKaBoxKiDs617: yupp
These both happened about a week later, or something.
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: jimbo
TheHeadlessMole: j0
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: my new boyfriend is a sex obsessed freak
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: !!
TheHeadlessMole: so am i
TheHeadlessMole: big deal
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i basically just described myself but listen
TheHeadlessMole: i was about 2 say that 2 lol
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: he was here yesturday
TheHeadlessMole: uh huh...
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and this is like ur second date
TheHeadlessMole: yea...
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and he pulls down his pants and pulls off my shirt and asks me for head
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: im alike ahhhh freak
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and i grab my shirt and run
TheHeadlessMole: LoL
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: btw
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i didnt want him to take off my shirt i was like ahhh
TheHeadlessMole: thats ****in funny
TheHeadlessMole: thats so h i larios
Auto response from xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: brb
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i know it seems funy
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i kinda told u in a fnuny way
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: but it wasnt funny
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: in reality
TheHeadlessMole: lol maybe hes a date rapist
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: cause he kept nagging and i was really gettin annoyed
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: maybe lol
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: but he's like i respect that u dont wanna get in trouble
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: so its ok
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and im like WTF do u keep asking me then fool
TheHeadlessMole: how can u get in trouble from giving head?
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i was worried we would get caught
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and then u get in trouble
TheHeadlessMole: lol
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
TheHeadlessMole: u didnt seem worried about that with ben :p
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i didnt give ben head
TheHeadlessMole: tru tru
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and i was worried
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: but i mean his mom was gone
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and his dad was on the computer 2 floors above us
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: my mom was getting ready for work and she comes downstairs alot
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and shed wonder where we were
TheHeadlessMole: ah
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: 1 id get in trouble for being with him alone in a bathroom
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and then 2 nuide and giving him head?!
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: im like freak!!
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: what r u thinking!
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and then like a minute after i ran out
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and he came uot
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: my mom came down
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i was like wendy thank god u have a good mind and ur not a whore
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: or ud b dead right now
TheHeadlessMole: lol
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: but jimbo honestly
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: a guy shouldnt ask that
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: especially on the 2nd day
TheHeadlessMole: and y not?
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: he asked the first day 2
TheHeadlessMole: guys have needs 2 u kno
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: because
TheHeadlessMole: lol
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: its not right
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: not the second date they dont
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: he doesnt even know me yet
TheHeadlessMole: lol
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i could b like filled with genital back herpes
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and he wouldnt know
TheHeadlessMole: well we all kno u already are
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: he needs to control his horniness
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: this is so wierd
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: ben was like whats sex?
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and anthony is like
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: SEXSEX SEX
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: all he wants it bang bang bang
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: well at least anthony hasnt hit you
TheHeadlessMole: yet
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: yeah
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: THATS bad
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i mean asking for head is bad 2
TheHeadlessMole: lol
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: but hitting is worse
TheHeadlessMole: j00 eva find out y he hit u?
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: he did for no reason
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: he's like come on it didnt even hurt
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: im like
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: ur lucky i have self control
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: or ud b dead
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: because u and i both know
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i could beat the **** outta ben
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: anyone coul
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: jimbo
TheHeadlessMole: well maybe
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: u could do it
TheHeadlessMole: prob not me
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: yeah u could
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i know ben very well
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: u could
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i could
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: 4 sure
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: ive wrestled him to the ground and yanked his dink
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i can beat him up'
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
TheHeadlessMole: lol j00 ho
TheHeadlessMole: :P
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i told u about that before
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i think in englsih
TheHeadlessMole: YEA
TheHeadlessMole: *yea
TheHeadlessMole: dam caps
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: yeah
xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
TheHeadlessMole: i have such a crazy headache rite now
TheHeadlessMole: it makes me sad
I went to take a **** for a while.
TheHeadlessMole: g2gl8r
And here's the other one:
TheHeadlessMole: j0
Gorbulas7: wattup
TheHeadlessMole: nm nm
TheHeadlessMole: u?
Gorbulas7: good
TheHeadlessMole: uh huh...
Gorbulas7: wha?
Gorbulas7: i forgot what i sayd
TheHeadlessMole: "wats up?"
"good"
TheHeadlessMole: lol
Gorbulas7: eh?
Gorbulas7: whao!
Gorbulas7: i just blanked out
TheHeadlessMole: lol
Gorbulas7: that hasn't happened in a while!
TheHeadlessMole: stoner
TheHeadlessMole: :p jp
Gorbulas7: lol
TheHeadlessMole: have u seen the assistant?
Gorbulas7: YES
Gorbulas7: that's so funny
TheHeadlessMole: d00d i love that show
Gorbulas7: they live in a garage
TheHeadlessMole: j4
TheHeadlessMole: andy dick is forking insane
Gorbulas7:
I have 660MB of illegally dl'ed music,
or, 133 songs,
or, $66,500,000.00 worth
TheHeadlessMole: holy shazam
Gorbulas7: lol
TheHeadlessMole: thats a lot
TheHeadlessMole: i dont have any
Gorbulas7: that's not counting the stuff i burnt onto cd's
Gorbulas7: lol
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: cuz i cant use kazaa and all the sites i go to only have GODDAM REALPLAYER FILES!!!!!!!
Gorbulas7: WIN MX
TheHeadlessMole: i probably wouldnt even b able 2 use that
Gorbulas7: yea you will
TheHeadlessMole: il give it a shot later tho
Gorbulas7: winmx.com
TheHeadlessMole: rite now i have 2 re-download java for firefox
Gorbulas7: no p2p networking
TheHeadlessMole: its takin 4eva
Gorbulas7: p2p is ADWARE *shivers*
Gorbulas7: yuk
TheHeadlessMole: j4
TheHeadlessMole: unless u get kazaa with diet k j0!
TheHeadlessMole: steve got kazaa adware, and he got diet k and it got rid of it all
Gorbulas7: diet k is a cereal
TheHeadlessMole: lol
Gorbulas7: lol
TheHeadlessMole: thats special k
TheHeadlessMole: which is also a drug
Gorbulas7: ?
Gorbulas7: opium!
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: d00d
TheHeadlessMole: i can almost ollie
Gorbulas7: YAY
TheHeadlessMole: i feel super special lol
Gorbulas7: i can almost nollie 360flip
TheHeadlessMole: sw33t
Gorbulas7: i can do darkslides
Gorbulas7: and lipslides now
TheHeadlessMole: sweet
TheHeadlessMole: j00r ****in INSANE in teh MEMBRANE!
Gorbulas7: lol, i dled that song
TheHeadlessMole: lol
Gorbulas7: yea, i suppose i'm getting alrite at sk8in'
TheHeadlessMole: d00d i love dominos
TheHeadlessMole: they have teh BEST deals
Gorbulas7: mmm cheezey sticks
TheHeadlessMole: j4
TheHeadlessMole: and j00 kno their 5 buck thing?
Gorbulas7: i heard!
TheHeadlessMole: d00d i bought 4 pizzas for 20 bucks on sunday
Gorbulas7: niice
TheHeadlessMole: ive got 2 slices left lol
Gorbulas7: whered you get that money
Gorbulas7: you steal!
TheHeadlessMole: nah my dad owed me so i got him 2 pay
TheHeadlessMole: i covered tax and tip
Gorbulas7: ahh
Gorbulas7: that's cool
TheHeadlessMole: j4
TheHeadlessMole: its bitchcakes
Gorbulas7: umm, what?
TheHeadlessMole: bitchcakes
Gorbulas7: wha... *clulessness
Gorbulas7: *
TheHeadlessMole: lol just 4get it
Gorbulas7: kk
TheHeadlessMole: goddamn how long is this fooker gonna take?!?!?
TheHeadlessMole: i hate my computer SOOO much
I went to take a **** for a while.
Gorbulas7 signed off at 6:57:09 PM.
End Chapter 8.
The Decapitated Mole
3rd August 2004, 11:09 AM
This happened Yesterday. I had some conversations last week and was gonna do another multiconvo, but this is much better.
Well, this chapter is too long by about 28000 characters, so... I'm gonna split it up.
Submitted for your approval: An AIM Chatroom consisting only of Pokémasters Fanfic Writers. What will happen? YOU Decide. Well, actually, you don't, we did, but still.
Also, thanks to Darien Shields for copy/sending me the whole chat.
And thanks to *TPM Name Deleted* who didn't want peeps knowin who dey was, but still made this chat really funny.
And CP. I guess I should thank him too. And GCM.
Chapter 9: A TPM Chat?
*** pokemasterwriter has been invited to the group chat.
*** pokemasterwriter has joined the chat.
DariShields: Woo.
pokemasterwriter: Nice.
DariShields: And with any luck...
pokemasterwriter: So, how do you get into a chat room, like ummmm, for
instance?
DariShields: It's slightly complicated.
pokemasterwriter: Which place are we speaking in?
pokemasterwriter: lol
DariShields: The chat... but...
DariShields: Your statements seem to appear elsewhere too.
pokemasterwriter: Which chat?
pokemasterwriter: I'm typing them in both areas.
*** TheHeadlessMole has been invited to the group chat.
pokemasterwriter: :D
*** TheHeadlessMole has joined the chat.
DariShields: Excellent.
pokemasterwriter: Hey, jimm!
DariShields: Jimm, *TPM Name Censored*...
TheHeadlessMole: hey
DariShields: Well, that's everyone who's online.
TheHeadlessMole: whats goin down
pokemasterwriter: Nice to see you, jimm.
DariShields: We were just talkin' Pokemon.
TheHeadlessMole: same to you
TheHeadlessMole: ah
TheHeadlessMole: i see
pokemasterwriter: We were having a debate on the merits of blasting TR
off constantly.
DariShields: And I was saying, I think that at least some Spanish
writers should write Spanish fics.
pokemasterwriter: That too.
TheHeadlessMole: well...
pokemasterwriter: But he's only saying that because it would give him a
good reason not to read them.
TheHeadlessMole: lol
DariShields: ^_^
pokemasterwriter: That's practically a quote.
DariShields: Well, if I could read spanish...
DariShields: I'd rather read their fics in spanish.
DariShields: Than in english.
TheHeadlessMole: fair enough
DariShields: Because they're bad at english.
Not all oof them, I suppose.
TheHeadlessMole: good thing for me I'm learning spanish, I guess
DariShields: But a lot of Spanish writers I've met or read have pretty
bad english.
TheHeadlessMole: anything that's "translated" or in a second language is
never all that good, IMO
pokemasterwriter: Wouldn't it make more sense to read them in English
than to learn a different language to read a few fics?
TheHeadlessMole: well, it's an issue of quality
pokemasterwriter: Besides, what if Spanish is their third language?
pokemasterwriter: Hold on a sec. brb.
TheHeadlessMole: kk
pokemasterwriter: I got another phone call.
pokemasterwriter: Darien and I kept getting interrupted earlier.
DariShields: Heh, yeah.
TheHeadlessMole: i don't care much for phones
TheHeadlessMole: i screen all my calls
DariShields: I don't have calls to screen.
pokemasterwriter: Lucky you.
pokemasterwriter: lol
TheHeadlessMole: mostly just because their all for my brother
pokemasterwriter: That's never good.
TheHeadlessMole: yea
pokemasterwriter: Not only do you have to answer the phone, but it's for
someone else!
DariShields: Argh!
pokemasterwriter: What?
DariShields: The Great Thirst Is Upon Me.
pokemasterwriter: The Great Thirst?
pokemasterwriter: You're... dehydrated?
DariShields: Haven't you ever heard of Galactus?
pokemasterwriter: Uh... no...
pokemasterwriter: Should I have?
DariShields: Yes.
pokemasterwriter: ...
pokemasterwriter: Dare I ask what it is?
DariShields: He's a big guy who eats plannets in Marvel.
pokemasterwriter: lol
DariShields: He says "The Great Hunger Is Upon Me."
TheHeadlessMole: GALACTACUS!
pokemasterwriter: That must be some big dude!
TheHeadlessMole: marvel owns
DariShields: In reference to planets, which he eats.
DariShields: I like Batman, and Green Lanturn, but otherwise, yeah, go
Marvel.
DariShields: But right now I need an Irn Bru.
TheHeadlessMole: the weird thing is, I don't recall Galactacus's head
being big enough to fit a planet into
pokemasterwriter: I don't read many comics...
DariShields: It isn't.
pokemasterwriter: *prepares to be shot*
DariShields: He lives in a giant machine.
TheHeadlessMole: me neither, but my dad and brother do
DariShields: The machine puts tentcales into planets.
TheHeadlessMole: oh yes
DariShields: And then sucks out the life-force.
pokemasterwriter: o_0
TheHeadlessMole: either of you seen Spidey 2?
pokemasterwriter: Yeah.
pokemasterwriter: I didn't see the original, though.
TheHeadlessMole: hmm...
TheHeadlessMole: well
pokemasterwriter: And I missed the main battle scene.
TheHeadlessMole: i thought it was better than the original
TheHeadlessMole: ooh thats bad luck
TheHeadlessMole: yes, i seem to recall you saying that in the Smiley thread
pokemasterwriter: Yeah. Got a phone call about my dog right when it started.
TheHeadlessMole: yeah, that sucks about your dog
TheHeadlessMole: hows all that been going?
pokemasterwriter: Well, she's doing a lot better now, energy and
health-wise.
TheHeadlessMole: that's good
pokemasterwriter: But she's losing all of her hair because of the medicine.
TheHeadlessMole: and that's... not so good
pokemasterwriter: She's already got a bunch of bald patches.
TheHeadlessMole: will it grow back ever?
pokemasterwriter: If she ever gets off this medicine, probably.
TheHeadlessMole: well, that's a semi-plus
pokemasterwriter: But that's the medicine that's keeping her alive.
pokemasterwriter: So she can't exactly just drop it.
TheHeadlessMole: yeah, well, if she were to get better
pokemasterwriter: Yeah, that would help.
TheHeadlessMole: or improve enough to not need the medicine
pokemasterwriter: It's hard, though, with an auto-immune disorder.
TheHeadlessMole: yeah
pokemasterwriter: We never would have guessed that she's have something
like that.
pokemasterwriter: *she'd
pokemasterwriter: So, changing the subject...
pokemasterwriter: You're going to be a judge for the E-zine writing
contest, right, Jimm?
TheHeadlessMole: I do believe I signed up for it
pokemasterwriter: Cool.
pokemasterwriter: It's good to have you on the team.
TheHeadlessMole: I assume you are, as well?
pokemasterwriter: You got it.
TheHeadlessMole: why thank you
pokemasterwriter: No prob.
pokemasterwriter: So, while I've got you and Darien here...
pokemasterwriter: I might as well ask the obvious question, and the one
that Darien and I have talked about several times.
TheHeadlessMole: ?
pokemasterwriter: (At least, I assume Darien's still here...)
pokemasterwriter: What are your thoughts on the genre for the contest fic?
DariShields: I'm Back. (Baby)
pokemasterwriter: Is that your standard greeting now, Darien?
pokemasterwriter: ;)
DariShields: Also: Spider Man 2 rocked, but I'm not sold on MJ.
DariShields: Nono, that's only my hreetin when I come back.
pokemasterwriter: MJ?
DariShields: *greeting.
DariShields: Mary Jane.
pokemasterwriter: Ah.
DariShields: Dunst isn't all too great as her, and she says that she's
not going to do anything after Spiderman 3.
TheHeadlessMole: cool
pokemasterwriter: Well, I have a possible spoiler from a friend of mine
about what's coming next...
pokemasterwriter: based on how the comics went.
pokemasterwriter: Care to hear it?
DariShields: I say Green Goblin, and Petey gets the Venom Symbiote.
TheHeadlessMole: sure
DariShields: But he drops it at the end of the movie.
pokemasterwriter: That wasn't quite what I meant...
DariShields: And then MJ's fiance becomes Venom (instead of Eddie Brock.)
TheHeadlessMole: boo
DariShields: I'm all for Eddie Brock, but he hasn't been in either movie.
pokemasterwriter: Well, anyway, in the comics, apparantly MJ gets killed.
TheHeadlessMole: yeh well
DariShields: It'd be weird to throw him in in the third.
TheHeadlessMole: yeah
DariShields: But Jameson's son is the one who brings the symbiote back
from space.
pokemasterwriter: In fact, I think his girlfriend after that dies as well.
DariShields: And he's got a score to settle.
TheHeadlessMole: I guess they could do that
pokemasterwriter: Having not seen the first movie, I'm confused.
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: But I'll just go with it.
DariShields: lol
DariShields: Anyway, as *TPM Name Deleted*. was saying, we need to get this genrè done.
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DariShields: Darnit.
pokemasterwriter: NOOOOOO!!!!!
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pokemasterwriter: I'm talking to jimm right now.
DariShields: I invited him...
pokemasterwriter: His AIM had an illegal operation, apparently.
DariShields: So, what the police cracked down on him?
DariShields: j/k
pokemasterwriter: He'll be back. He said he'd accept the invite.
pokemasterwriter: lol
pokemasterwriter: lol
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DariShields: Woo.
TheHeadlessMole: yay
DariShields: Anyway.
DariShields: Illegal Operations not withstanding.
DariShields: We need to figure out this genre.
DariShields: We were thinking Trainer Fic, with a twist.
DariShields: But that's about as far as we can get.
DariShields: We don't know the twist.
pokemasterwriter: Can you see what I'm saying, Darien?
DariShields: No, I'm totally blind.
DariShields: I mean, yeah.
DariShields: Why?
DariShields: You said "Can you see what I'm saying, Darien?"
And before that you said "lol". Twice.
DariShields: I'm not seeing anything now though.
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pokemasterwriter: Thanks.
DariShields: Any better?
DariShields: I saw Thanks.
pokemasterwriter: Good, it's working now.
TheHeadlessMole: cool
pokemasterwriter: I saw it too.
DariShields: Well, as we're all present and accounted for...
pokemasterwriter: I dunno what happened there...
DariShields: Ideas?
DariShields: (For the twist)
pokemasterwriter: Thanks, guys. I appreciate the help.
pokemasterwriter: Well, I've already spoken.
pokemasterwriter: What do you have to say, Jimm?
TheHeadlessMole: i was thinking the fic could be the decision of whoever
was writing the latest installment
TheHeadlessMole: like one time dark/trainer
pokemasterwriter: And then everyone would just have to deal with what
the last person wrote?
TheHeadlessMole: but with an overall like trainer-tyle
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: it's more fun/challenging that way
pokemasterwriter: Sort of like the chain fic, but more serious.
pokemasterwriter: I get it.
TheHeadlessMole: yeah
pokemasterwriter: If we do the twist as one of the contests...
pokemasterwriter: Could we just take the quality of the twist as a
factor for the judging?
TheHeadlessMole: that's what I was thinking
DariShields: Well, that twist, yeah.
DariShields: I'm meaning the over-all outset twist.
DariShields: Like "being set in the future" or "the main character being
a pokemon."
pokemasterwriter: Could we just let the writers decide that...
TheHeadlessMole: yeah
TheHeadlessMole: like when we have the contest
pokemasterwriter: and the better the twist, the more likely we would
choose that chapter?
TheHeadlessMole: maybe the best one gets it
DariShields: Nononono.
pokemasterwriter: I think we can use that as a factor...
DariShields: I still think that leaves too much variation.
pokemasterwriter: but that couldn't be the entire decision/
DariShields: Who's to say what twist is "Best"?
pokemasterwriter: The judges.
TheHeadlessMole: maybe
DariShields: And like I said before, what if a really good writer has a
really bad twist?
pokemasterwriter: Then the good writing and the bad twist are both
factors in our decision.
DariShields: But still...
TheHeadlessMole: well...
pokemasterwriter: Are you saying, what if everyone is good at one and
bad at the other?
DariShields: I still don't feel that it would be feesable to compare the
twists.
DariShields: Possibly, yes.
DariShields: To put it simply...
DariShields: I don't want to grade them on originallity.
DariShields: That just gets messy.
pokemasterwriter: Okay, then.
TheHeadlessMole: yeh
DariShields: It'd be simpler to grade on skill.
pokemasterwriter: You're leading this thing, so I'll go with it.
DariShields: So we have to put the 'twist' in ourself.
TheHeadlessMole: me too, but still
TheHeadlessMole: if you grade only on skill, they could be a great
writer and have no creative ideas at all
pokemasterwriter: You've got a point.
pokemasterwriter: And plus, how would we come to a group decision on the
right twist?
TheHeadlessMole: i think skill should be like 2/3 of the grade
DariShields: We (the judges, and all the winners) will discus the basic
plot arcs after the competition.
DariShields: Between ten of us, I believe we should be able to have a
few original ideas.
TheHeadlessMole: and basic creativity could cout for the rest
TheHeadlessMole: well true
DariShields: I'm not saying that we want unoriginal writers...
pokemasterwriter: I'm just worried that we'll have disagreement, with
ten people and all.
DariShields: I think most skilled writers will be original.
TheHeadlessMole: in all probability yes
DariShields: I just don't want to choose between original ideas.
TheHeadlessMole: but I'm just speaking in what-if
pokemasterwriter: *coughCaptainPringlecough*
TheHeadlessMole: lol
DariShields: lol
TheHeadlessMole: he's not that unoriginal
TheHeadlessMole: have you read firewood ketchup?
pokemasterwriter: Honestly, no.
pokemasterwriter: I've just heard the TEL lacks some originality.
TheHeadlessMole: man, that fic was my first inspiration to start writing
pokemasterwriter: *that
TheHeadlessMole: and true, it is fairly unoriginal, but it's original in
the same way
pokemasterwriter: Well, I can't really give a good comment, seeing as I
haven't read either fic.
DariShields: TEL isn't unoriginal...
DariShields: It's just not original either.
pokemasterwriter: lol
DariShields: Think about it like this...
DariShields: A fantasy story about a brave knight fighting evil dragon
riding barons to save princesses, isn't unoriginal.
DariShields: It's just your average fantasy.
pokemasterwriter: I've gotta quote that.
DariShields: But it's not original either.
pokemasterwriter: "It's not unoriginal, yet it's not original."
TheHeadlessMole: that's good
DariShields: That's what TEL is.
DariShields: Its an excellently written Trainer Fic.
DariShields: Sticking within the lines of a trainer fic- a trainer who
catches pokemon, beats gyms, and makes his way towards a league.
pokemasterwriter: But we come back to the central issue of deciding on
the twist.
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pokemasterwriter: I think it boils down to this:
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pokemasterwriter: One of three groups will have to decide it.
DariShields: Heehee, now they know you're not dead.
pokemasterwriter: Oh, hey, GCM.
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: hey
DariShields: G-com (as I call him) has been hiding, and not posting on
TPM in yonks.
pokemasterwriter: I know.
pokemasterwriter: I saw some of his posts in a few fics.
TheHeadlessMole: well now i guess he's semi-back
pokemasterwriter: And then they all just stopped.
DariShields: But I've been talking to him on AIM for ages, and trying to
convince him to come back.
DariShields: Hope you don't mind, G-com-sama.
GeneChildMewtwo: Everyone here is a TPM member...?
GeneChildMewtwo: Uh-oh
DariShields: Yesyes.
TheHeadlessMole: of course
TheHeadlessMole: lol
GeneChildMewtwo: I';ve been found out. o^_^o;;
pokemasterwriter: All three of the guys you're looking at.
DariShields: This is jimm, and *TPM Name Censored*.
pokemasterwriter: :D
TheHeadlessMole: muahahahaha
TheHeadlessMole: hey
pokemasterwriter: *TPM Name Censored*.
TheHeadlessMole: The Decapitated Mole
DariShields: Do you know jimm?
TheHeadlessMole: if you couldn't tell
DariShields: You must know *TPM Name Censored*.
GeneChildMewtwo: I've seen you guys around. Well, at least saw you
around then.
pokemasterwriter: Or *TPM Name Censored*, as my actual screenname is shown.
GeneChildMewtwo: And, yes, I kinda do.
GeneChildMewtwo: ALthough, this is the first time I've talked to him at
all. o^_^o;;
GeneChildMewtwo: LIke in a IM program.
pokemasterwriter: Yeah.
TheHeadlessMole: heh
pokemasterwriter: Well, I just got my AIM account yesterday...
pokemasterwriter: So that probably explains it.
TheHeadlessMole: it would
DariShields: Yeah.
DariShields: So, anyway, we're all Pokefans (pocket-size fans), I'm sure
we could figure out a solution with our combined geek powers.
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: To the judging dilemma?
DariShields: Exactly.
DariShields: Oh, but who were the three groups, *Abbreviation for *TPM Name Censored**?
pokemasterwriter: The judges (before the contest), the writers (the
judges would pick the best one), or both groups combined (the winners
would discuss it with the judges after the contest was over).
DariShields: The issue is (G-com) that I promised a chain fic in the
E-zine, but we're unsure what it should be about.
pokemasterwriter: So I guess what we have to ask is, who should make the
decision?
DariShields: We all think Trainer Fic, but we all think that a basic
trainer fic is too simple.
DariShields: I think the judges.
pokemasterwriter: And so we need a twist.
TheHeadlessMole: Twist...
DariShields: Now, we say a twist.
pokemasterwriter: What's your opinion, Jimm?
DariShields: It's a twist like the whole fic being in the future.
TheHeadlessMole: well...
pokemasterwriter: Or the trainer being a Pokemon.
DariShields: Or the main character being a pokemon who trains pokemon,
something like that.
pokemasterwriter: Or something.
DariShields: Yeah.
TheHeadlessMole: let's see now...
DariShields: Something that is relevant for the entire fic, from the start.
pokemasterwriter: But who should decide?
pokemasterwriter: Jimm, your thoughts?
TheHeadlessMole: well, this is tricky...
DariShields: Like I said, the judges.
Because the winners have to be determined by writing the first chapter...
DariShields: And if the twist isn't determined then... they won't have it...
DariShields: So those first chapters, kinda, won't be...
DariShields: Right.
DariShields: Right?
pokemasterwriter: But what if they create their own twist?
pokemasterwriter: And the best one becomes the twist we use?
TheHeadlessMole: didn't we already go through that whole thing?
pokemasterwriter: Yeah, but we never came to a decision.
TheHeadlessMole: oh yes
pokemasterwriter: The sad thing is, there's still two other judges, plus
the alternate...
pokemasterwriter: So we'll have to discuss it with them, as well.
TheHeadlessMole: who are the other judges?
pokemasterwriter: And the other two main judges live in Australia.
pokemasterwriter: Pancake and mistysakura, I believe.
TheHeadlessMole: o boy
pokemasterwriter: Or Tara and Ada, if you prefer.
TheHeadlessMole: conferring with them should be fun
DariShields: The Alternate doesn't get a say.
pokemasterwriter: Okay, then.
pokemasterwriter: But we still have two other judges to speak with...
pokemasterwriter: I could do it, I guess.,
DariShields: I mean, Luper's a cool guy, but a) he won't be doing that
work, and b) he's already uber busy.
pokemasterwriter: I'm up late a lot, anyway.
TheHeadlessMole: me too, but by then someone else is usually on the computer
TheHeadlessMole: and my personnal one has no internet
DariShields: Yes, we can discus with them.
pokemasterwriter: If you could lend me your authority, Damien, I could
speak with them, and copy and paste our discussion in a PM to you.
DariShields: Now, as I already explained...
DariShields: ?
DariShields: !
pokemasterwriter: Hm?
DariShields: IT'S DARIEN
pokemasterwriter: typo...
pokemasterwriter: Sorry, didn't see it.
DariShields: R and M are not close to each other...
pokemasterwriter: Sorry, I thought of Damien Silverblade for half a second.
pokemasterwriter: Then I didn't go back and check.
pokemasterwriter: My apologies.,
DariShields: Your mistake not withstanding you do have permission to act
as my emmisary to the other judges.
pokemasterwriter: Okay.
DariShields: Now, as I was saying.
pokemasterwriter: I promise that I won't even give my opinion.
pokemasterwriter: Now, umm...
pokemasterwriter: Can you tell me how to start a chat room?
pokemasterwriter: (As well as how to invite people to it)
pokemasterwriter: lol
TheHeadlessMole: go to the chat button on your buddy lst
TheHeadlessMole: and type in the screen names
pokemasterwriter: The "Send Chat Invitation" one?
TheHeadlessMole: yes
pokemasterwriter: Okay, then.
DariShields: Right... I feel that judging between original ideas for the
fic 'twist' would be hard.
pokemasterwriter: Also, what are Tara's and Ada's AIM names?
DariShields: It's extremely hard to say what's more original.
pokemasterwriter: Do you know?
TheHeadlessMole: no idea
pokemasterwriter: True.
DariShields: Pancake has AIM, but doesn't use it often.
DariShields: She uses MSN...
DariShields: Check on TPM.
pokemasterwriter: Okay, I can do that, I think.
DariShields: Click their names, it'll bring up their info.
pokemasterwriter: I have MSN, anyway.
pokemasterwriter: I'll do that.
pokemasterwriter: Hold on a second.
DariShields: And furthermore...
pokemasterwriter: I'm going to check.
TheHeadlessMole: there's a little AIM icon under everyon's name too that
you can use to IM them
pokemasterwriter: Yes?
DariShields: The Judges (myself included) are all quite original and
acclaimed (perhaps myself not invluded), and we're not all going to be
entering.
DariShields: I think that this 'twist' could be a contribution from all
of us.
TheHeadlessMole: i think the twist should be something wacky and
unexpected yet still serious and slightly obvious
DariShields: lol
TheHeadlessMole: like the ending of a goosebumps book, or the 6th sense
or something
DariShields: That's a bit of a controdiction in terms.
pokemasterwriter: mistysakura is bluestarzsky@hotmail.com (
mailto:bluestarzsky@hotmail.com)...
DariShields: Like the end of a goodebumps book, or the sixth sense?
You mean it should be lame?
TheHeadlessMole: well, not as lame, but the same type of thing
DariShields: As I see it, there are two things which could be "twisted".
DariShields: The Main Character.
DariShields: And the World.
DariShields: The main character being a pokemon, is twisting them...
DariShields: It being set in the future is twisting the world.
pokemasterwriter: And PancaKe is poo_moo_monkey@hotmail.com (
mailto:poo_moo_monkey@hotmail.com) and
PancaKe_MonKie on AIM.
pokemasterwriter: Okay, let me get this jotted down real quick.
pokemasterwriter: Okay, got it.
pokemasterwriter: I'll try to contact them tonight.
TheHeadlessMole: damn time zones
pokemasterwriter: Yeah. It makes things tough.
DariShields: Yeah, why can't you all just live in France?
pokemasterwriter: Don't you wish the earth was flat sometimes?
DariShields: I mean, somewhere else on the GMT.
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: France?
TheHeadlessMole: i'd prefer canada myself
DariShields: The earth beign flat wouldn't help.
pokemasterwriter: Um... no.
DariShields: Canada's too wide anyway.
TheHeadlessMole: i love canada
pokemasterwriter: Well, it'd keep everyone in the same time zone.
pokemasterwriter: If it was flat, the sun would be shining on everything
at once.
pokemasterwriter: Unless there were people on the other side, too...
DariShields: If the earth spun between two suns, that'd be fine.
TheHeadlessMole: well, it could flip over like a burger at night
pokemasterwriter: lol
GeneChildMewtwo: Well, time zones or no, if we just didn't have to
sleep, things would be okay.
DariShields: Or maybe we could just live on the same north-south strip
of land?
pokemasterwriter: What were we discussing before I got us on this weird
tangent?
DariShields: We don't have to sleep.
DariShields: ^_^
TheHeadlessMole: contacting the aussies
TheHeadlessMole: i believe it was
pokemasterwriter: Right, right.
pokemasterwriter: So...
DariShields: I was saying that we should make the idea ourselves.
DariShields: Us, the judges.
DariShields: And G-com.
DariShields: lol
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: :-D
DariShields: I could invite *TPM writer's name censored* to the conversation, but I'm not sure
what he'd add...
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: Is he a judge?
DariShields: No,
DariShields: God no.
pokemasterwriter: Didn't think so.
pokemasterwriter: lol
DariShields: I said the judges earlier.
pokemasterwriter: I know, but I thought I might have forgotten one.
DariShields: So, anyway, as I said, it comes down to two things that can
be twisted.
The World, or
The Main Character.
pokemasterwriter: And it also comes down to who provides the twist.
GeneChildMewtwo: I'll brb in a few minutes. (Not that I was very active
anyway but...)
DariShields: Well, I was saying us the judges.
pokemasterwriter: But what if it was a secondary character who provides
the twist?
TheHeadlessMole: alright
DariShields: Oh, right...
DariShields: Well, then we'd need them to be there from the offset.
pokemasterwriter: Like, the person decides to kill the main character,
or something?
DariShields: And what sort of twist could they bring to the table.
DariShields: I dunno... that seems a bit weird.
pokemasterwriter: See ya soon, GCM.
TheHeadlessMole: that would be a good twist
TheHeadlessMole: it's interesting, to say the least
DariShields: Put it in context.
pokemasterwriter: They don'e have to even be friends.
pokemasterwriter: Maybe they had a major disagreement, or maybe the
secondary character joined some criminals, or something.
pokemasterwriter: Not exactly like another Team Rocket, but something else.
DariShields: Okay, take that idea.
DariShields: Flip it.
DariShields: The main character made the wrong enemies, and they've been
framed.
pokemasterwriter: The main character decides to kill someone else?
DariShields: So the police are after them.
TheHeadlessMole: i like it
DariShields: I don't. I've seen ideas like that, I've had them, one main
problem.
pokemasterwriter: The police are after who?
DariShields: They're after the main character.
DariShields: How can it stick to being a trainer fic then?
pokemasterwriter: They're after the main character?
DariShields: How can someone who's being hunted constantly stop off at
gyms or catch pokemon.
pokemasterwriter: ...Dammit!
DariShields: *?
pokemasterwriter: The piece of crud froze up again.
pokemasterwriter: I hope you can hear me...
DariShields: I wonder why *TPM Name Censored* hasn't said anything.
DariShields: j/k, I can hear you *TPM Name Censored*.
pokemasterwriter: Alright... I'm going to try to get out again, and come
back in.
DariShields: Kay.
pokemasterwriter: *sighs* This is becoming annoying.
pokemasterwriter: *vanishes*
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pokemasterwriter: Thank you, again.
pokemasterwriter: I swear, this computer is a hunk of junk...
DariShields: I just hope jimm doesn't have the same problem...
pokemasterwriter: ...Your username is now yellow on my screen...
pokemasterwriter: The light! It blinds me!
DariShields: Who, me?
pokemasterwriter: Yeah!
pokemasterwriter: Aargh! *clutches head in pain*
pokemasterwriter: *eyeballs fall out and roll across the floor*
pokemasterwriter: NOO! Come back!
pokemasterwriter: ...
GeneChildMewtwo: *is back* But Yellow is the color of Pikachu...
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pokemasterwriter: Jimm's having the same problem, it seems...
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pokemasterwriter: Yellow is the color of Pikachu, but...
pokemasterwriter: It's not meant to be used as text!
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: Especially with a white background!
pokemasterwriter: GYAA!!
GeneChildMewtwo: *hides his text somewhere* o>_>o
DariShields: I'm typing black.
pokemasterwriter: Jimm, your username is brown on a black background...
pokemasterwriter: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
DariShields: You've gone colourblind?
pokemasterwriter: Yes, but your username is yellow!
DariShields: Reverse colour blind?
pokemasterwriter: GCM, you're next! *whacks Darien's text with a hammer*
GeneChildMewtwo: AIM likes to assign random colors for everyone that
isn't you. It's like a Rainbow of Pain. I like to call it a "Painbow" o^_^o
pokemasterwriter: AIM hates me, then!
pokemasterwriter: *whacks AIM with hammer*
TheHeadlessMole: my name is brown?
pokemasterwriter: *computer screen shatters*
pokemasterwriter: ...oops...
GeneChildMewtwo: o_o
TheHeadlessMole: GCN's looks brown to me
pokemasterwriter: GCN's username is light green on my screen.
DariShields: Yellow's better than brown, I suppose.
pokemasterwriter: On a dark green background.
DariShields: You're all blue to me.
GeneChildMewtwo: We all see each others names in different colors...
Except we are always red to ourselves.
GeneChildMewtwo: Ouch... AIM is really not liking you.
DariShields: Trillian makes everyone blue.
pokemasterwriter: At least I can read Jimm's username if I squint.
DariShields: It's a nice colour of blue though.
DariShields: I'm red, of course.
pokemasterwriter: No, you're yellow!
TheHeadlessMole: lol
GeneChildMewtwo: I want to be Yellow.
TheHeadlessMole: you're all wrong
TheHeadlessMole: I'M RED
pokemasterwriter: No you aren't! You're brown, dangit!
TheHeadlessMole: hey, anyone here mind if I put this convo in my AIM fic?
pokemasterwriter: YOU ARE BROWN!!!
TheHeadlessMole: the heck I am!!!
DariShields: AIM Fic?
TheHeadlessMole: YEAH
DariShields: What's an AIM Fic?
GeneChildMewtwo: Go for it. o^_^o
TheHeadlessMole: i just copy my best convos
pokemasterwriter: If anything belongs in that nuthouse quotes thread,
this does.
GeneChildMewtwo: *<3s being quoted*
DariShields: That doesn't really constitute a fic...
DariShields: But go for it.
TheHeadlessMole: COOL
pokemasterwriter: Oh, it does when you're Jimm.
TheHeadlessMole: just wanted to make sure nobody would get mad
TheHeadlessMole: and lol
pokemasterwriter: Jimm doesn't write fics.
DariShields: Actually, maybe I should send you a full copy... I'm the
only one who has been here for the whole thing.
pokemasterwriter: He writes catastrophes.
TheHeadlessMole: alright, cool/thanks, that'd help
pokemasterwriter: lol
TheHeadlessMole: and lol again
DariShields: Ahahaha.
TheHeadlessMole: which reminds me
GeneChildMewtwo: Oddly enough, *TPM Name Censored* is gray. Maybe Darien stole
your yellow?
TheHeadlessMole: any of you seen the Pokemon fan universe forums?
pokemasterwriter: YOU DIRTY THIEF!!!
TheHeadlessMole: and maybe
TheHeadlessMole: lol
DariShields: Nope, not seen said forums.#
pokemasterwriter: I haven't seen the forums, but I've heard they're
pathetic.
TheHeadlessMole: they are
pokemasterwriter: Almost as bad as this chat.
TheHeadlessMole: lol
DariShields: lol
TheHeadlessMole: but everyone there loved TMAOH
GeneChildMewtwo: I wasn't aware of them at all. But if they're bad, now
I want to see. o^_^o
TheHeadlessMole: so I posted it there for a little over a year
DariShields: TMAOH?
TheHeadlessMole: The misadventures of Hiro
DariShields: Ah.
TheHeadlessMole: So about a week ago I post Chapter 18 and WHAM!
DariShields: You know, I always thought it was "teh" misadventures, etc.
pokemasterwriter: Why does the word "Misadventures" get two letters?
TheHeadlessMole: sometimes it is
TheHeadlessMole: i realy don't know
pokemasterwriter: That seems unfair.
DariShields: WHAM?
TheHeadlessMole: it's just easier, somehow
GeneChildMewtwo: Well, unless it's about "T-Maoh" in which Mr. T becomes
lord of the underworld, or something. =P
pokemasterwriter: Word discrimination.
TheHeadlessMole: I get banned
TheHeadlessMole: and the thread gets closed
DariShields: Isn't Moa a legendary bird?
pokemasterwriter: lol
TheHeadlessMole: lol
DariShields: Weird.
DariShields: Was anything weird in that chapter?
TheHeadlessMole: well yes
TheHeadlessMole: but still
DariShields: What?
TheHeadlessMole: i posted it else where and nobody had problems
DariShields: Yeah, warnings are fun...
pokemasterwriter: That's the easiest way to tell which forums are stupid.
GeneChildMewtwo: DId they even explain what you did wrong?
TheHeadlessMole: well there were some accidental homosexual references,
which I noticed after I wrote the chapter and wrote a disclaimer at the
beginning
TheHeadlessMole: The administrator is immature
DariShields: What sort of homosexual references?
TheHeadlessMole: the word "poop" is on his censor
pokemasterwriter: Post something crazy but still somewhat okay, and see
where you get banned.
DariShields: I hate it when immature people get power.
pokemasterwriter: Hold on a minute.
pokemasterwriter: Have to empty the dishwasher...
DariShields: lol
pokemasterwriter: :-P
DariShields: What sort of homosexual references? Were they in some way
homophobic, or was it the opposite?
TheHeadlessMole: I just called an old guy an 'old fag' in just about
every paragraph, and in Hiro's point of view the old guy says
TheHeadlessMole: "Ciggy ciggy smoke smoke light" smoked the cigarrete
DariShields: Well, fag can be pretty offencive.
TheHeadlessMole: "or for you sixist/homophobes"
DariShields: Right, well, I hear that in some places they don't even
know of "fag" as in ciggarette.
TheHeadlessMole: "gay gay homo homo fag" fagged the gay"
TheHeadlessMole: or something like that
TheHeadlessMole: but I still don't think that constitutes a ban
DariShields: You know, once this guy wouldn't put my fic on his site
because I mentioned two of the characters were gay.
DariShields: He was a born again christian or something like that and he
didn't want any fics with gays...
TheHeadlessMole: I hate people like that
TheHeadlessMole: can't stand 'em
DariShields: He was actually an okay guy, once we got past that.
GeneChildMewtwo: Those kind of people make me irate.
TheHeadlessMole: well, I know some people like that, too
TheHeadlessMole: several of my best friends are die-hard republicans
[I'm crazy liberal democrat]
TheHeadlessMole: but we're still like this *crosses fingers*
GeneChildMewtwo: Friends are good at respecting their differences. o^_^o
DariShields: I care not for politics.
DariShields: It's getting hard to tell who the good guys are these days.
TheHeadlessMole: that's true
DariShields: Although in USA it is obvious that that idiot is the enemy.
TheHeadlessMole: we're all idiots
TheHeadlessMole: lol no offense if anyone here lives in US
DariShields: Here in UK, I always used to think that Labour were the
right party... I mean they're more left wing, but now...
DariShields: Both of 'em do.
DariShields: Where do you live jimm?
TheHeadlessMole: New Hampshire
TheHeadlessMole: USA
pokemasterwriter: Alright, I
TheHeadlessMole: i'd like to be in canada
pokemasterwriter: I'm back.
TheHeadlessMole: yay
DariShields: Cool.
pokemasterwriter: *groans in frustration*
GeneChildMewtwo: Welcome back. o^_^o
pokemasterwriter: I have to empty that thing every few seconds, it seems...
TheHeadlessMole: you like that face, don't you?
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: It's frustrating.
TheHeadlessMole: it must be
GeneChildMewtwo: Maybe a little...o>_>o
DariShields: You'll never guess what the "o"s are.
pokemasterwriter: So, you were talking about where you live?
pokemasterwriter: Uh... blushing cheeks?
TheHeadlessMole: yes, and a little politics
pokemasterwriter: Ah.
TheHeadlessMole: and I'm thinkin' arms
DariShields: But we should stick to the point.
DariShields: This... 'twist'.
TheHeadlessMole: ah yess...
pokemasterwriter: Okay...
TheHeadlessMole: the infamous 'twist'
pokemasterwriter: So for the twelfth time...
DariShields: Alright...
pokemasterwriter: What do you think, Jimm?
DariShields: What if the main character were infected.
pokemasterwriter: AND NO INTERRUPTIONS!!!
DariShields: With "the dark type".
TheHeadlessMole: LOL
pokemasterwriter: *glares at Darien*
DariShields: Basicly the opposide of a human psychic.
pokemasterwriter: *cries*
DariShields: Oh, dude, I so didn't see that.
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: don't be sad
DariShields: I can't be expected to wait for jimm, he always drags his
heels.
TheHeadlessMole: i was still thinking anyways
TheHeadlessMole: he's giving me time
TheHeadlessMole: lol
DariShields: This could take some time.
pokemasterwriter: What did I just get through saying...?
DariShields: I think you were glaring at me.
pokemasterwriter: GAAAAAHHH!!!
DariShields: ^_^, alright, alright, I'll stop.
pokemasterwriter: Saying! SPEECH!!!
pokemasterwriter: lol
TheHeadlessMole: well I may take a while, so if anyone else has anything
constructive to say, you can say it again, maybe
TheHeadlessMole: if it's alright with *TPM Name Censored*
pokemasterwriter: lol
*** Captain Pringle has been invited to the group chat.
*** Captain Pringle has joined the chat.
DariShields: He's the man!
Captain Pringle: hola
TheHeadlessMole: hey!
TheHeadlessMole: CP
pokemasterwriter: Hey, Cap'n!
Captain Pringle: wow, a TPM chat? :-P
Captain Pringle: it's been a whle
DariShields: We're all a bunch of TPM geeks...
pokemasterwriter: You got it!
TheHeadlessMole: LOL
pokemasterwriter: Take a guess at who I am.
pokemasterwriter: *waits patiently*
DariShields: Oh, waith, I always assumed he would compete, but maybe he
won't?
Captain Pringle: man, i dunno TPM well enough ^_^;
TheHeadlessMole: lol
DariShields: CP, you read the E-zine?
Captain Pringle: yeah
Captain Pringle: nice issue
TheHeadlessMole: bet he can't get mine
pokemasterwriter: lol
DariShields: Will you considering competing for the Chain Fic?
Captain Pringle: oh my gosh... that requires writing
Captain Pringle: i only write about once every 362 days ;-) but maaaybe
i'd give it a shot
DariShields: lol
pokemasterwriter: :-D
Captain Pringle: my gosh, starting another trainer fic :-P tsk tsk tsk
DariShields: It's a chapter every five months...
Captain Pringle: i actually woke up this morning, and you know what i
thought
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: ?
Captain Pringle: i thought, today, TEL gets finished.
DariShields: "Boy am I tired"?
TheHeadlessMole: lol
Captain Pringle: and hopefully that's what'll happen
pokemasterwriter: lol, Darien.
Captain Pringle: i've been waiting to wake up in this mood :-)
DariShields: ^_^, cool.
TheHeadlessMole: you know, I'd like that
pokemasterwriter: That's be cool.
GeneChildMewtwo: That would indeed be awesome.
Captain Pringle: i have a lotta people at two boards who would like it
very much
Captain Pringle: lol
pokemasterwriter: It'd be cooler if I actually started reading it..
Captain Pringle: lol
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: But yeah.
DariShields: I should really catch up with TEL...
DariShields: Maybe we should keep you from writing...
pokemasterwriter: I should really read the first sentence of TEL...
TheHeadlessMole: i decided that about a month ago
Captain Pringle: i need to finish TAoFKaHFCaS :-P
TheHeadlessMole: i stopped reading for a while
TheHeadlessMole: and YES you DO
Captain Pringle: rofl
TheHeadlessMole: i love that story
TheHeadlessMole: lol
Captain Pringle: i reread the entire fic in one sitting like a week ago
pokemasterwriter: That's gotta be the longest acronym I've ever seen.
Captain Pringle: it's such crap XD
Captain Pringle: but it's a TPM classic i suppose
pokemasterwriter: Yup.
Captain Pringle: rofl pokemasterwriter
TheHeadlessMole: yes, but it is indeed a classic
Captain Pringle: yeah, the acronym needs an acronym for itself or something
pokemasterwriter: lol
DariShields: Heh.
DariShields: But we must not be distracted!
DariShields: I know it's my own fault for inviting CP...
Captain Pringle: right! *salutes* from what? :-P
Captain Pringle: it really is ;-)
DariShields: We were trying to figure out the "twist" for the chain fic.
TheHeadlessMole: don't worry, keep going
Captain Pringle: ah
pokemasterwriter: From the judging issue of the E-zine contest.
DariShields: Actually, we were waiting for jimm to think.
TheHeadlessMole: i'm still thinking
pokemasterwriter: Yeah.
TheHeadlessMole: I know, it takes a while
pokemasterwriter: We've been waiting for a few hours now.
DariShields: *I* had an idea...
Captain Pringle: why didn't ya say so? ^_^ *thinks*
TheHeadlessMole: ADHD sucks
DariShields: A'right, can I say my idea?
Captain Pringle: ya
pokemasterwriter: Go ahead.
DariShields: A'right.
pokemasterwriter: A'right?
DariShields: The main character is 'infected' with a "Dark Type Virus".
DariShields: It's basicly making him dark, like humans can be psychic.
DariShields: (Him or her, I mean.)
TheHeadlessMole: IDEA
The Decapitated Mole
3rd August 2004, 11:10 AM
DariShields: The prize for the pokemon league will somehow allow them to
cure themselves.
pokemasterwriter: So the person's immune to psychic attacks?
DariShields: But also going Evil.
pokemasterwriter: JIMM HAS AN IDEA!!!
DariShields: Oh my GOD!
TheHeadlessMole: lol I just remembered it
DariShields: Go ahead.
pokemasterwriter: Let him speak! Go on, Jimm.
Captain Pringle: ah, brb.. g/f
DariShields: K
TheHeadlessMole: Ok, so the main character has this type of, maybe... a
bond of some sort with a Pokémon
TheHeadlessMole: something cool
DariShields: ...
DariShields: Is that it?
pokemasterwriter: What kind of a bond?
TheHeadlessMole: noh
DariShields: All right, go on.
TheHeadlessMole: and whenever something important is about to happen to
him/her [the character]
TheHeadlessMole: they get these flashes of battles, and being attacked,
and the pain that whatever the Pokémon is feeling
TheHeadlessMole: aand... there's some sort of mysterious thing tied
TheHeadlessMole: itn
TheHeadlessMole: that's about as far as I got
pokemasterwriter: It's interesting...
pokemasterwriter: Sort of like that one episode with the Girafarig?
DariShields: It sounds a lot like what some people have thought of before.
DariShields: Psychics who have bonds with their pokemon.
TheHeadlessMole: and the flashes ruin the important things that are
happening to the character
TheHeadlessMole: not a psychic, and not their pokemon
DariShields: Err, to finish off my idea-
The character must try and win the pokemon league to cure themselves,
before they become completely evil.
DariShields: Whether they succeed in their goal, or are too late, and go
evil, is up to the writers.
TheHeadlessMole: I like it
pokemasterwriter: So it'd sort of be a combination?
DariShields: Which idea?
TheHeadlessMole: yours
pokemasterwriter: Of both yours and Jimm's.
DariShields: Cool.
DariShields: You think there should be a combination?
TheHeadlessMole: sure, why not
GeneChildMewtwo: LIke he's bound (cursed?) to a Dark Pokemon of somekind?
pokemasterwriter: I dunno, I just thought that's what you had meant.
DariShields: No, but it's an idea.
pokemasterwriter: I'm fine with whatever it is...
TheHeadlessMole: a combination like that might work
pokemasterwriter: But remember, we've still gotta talk to Tara and Ada
about whether we even decide it.
TheHeadlessMole: yeah
TheHeadlessMole: I might get back to you later, too
pokemasterwriter: Or rather, I have to talk to them.
TheHeadlessMole: I do my best thinking at night
DariShields: Yes, and if they have ideas, we should listen to them too.
pokemasterwriter: Same here.
TheHeadlessMole: I can't write any time before 9 pm
DariShields: I'm like that a lot too.
pokemasterwriter: I can't concentrate unless it's late.
pokemasterwriter: But anyway, I'll talk to our other two judges.
TheHeadlessMole: sounds like a plan, my man
pokemasterwriter: And have you asked Gavin about him being the alternate
judge?
pokemasterwriter: We need to do that before we kick it off, methinks.
pokemasterwriter: We can still discuss the ideas, though, obviously.
DariShields: I'm pretty sure I asked him, but he's notoriously slow on
replies.
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: Yeah, I know.
TheHeadlessMole: agreed
DariShields: BTW, are you two planning to compete?
pokemasterwriter: I am.
TheHeadlessMole: I was, but I might reconsider
DariShields: Why?
TheHeadlessMole: I'm not sure as of yet
TheHeadlessMole: I dunno, I been kinda busy lately, tons of stuff to do,
etc.
DariShields: Heheh, maybe even I should try my hand?
DariShields: Get our money's worth out of Gavin...
pokemasterwriter: I might not if it starts too late, because I may be
swamped with schoolwork.
TheHeadlessMole: lol maybe
TheHeadlessMole: and ditto to *TPM Name Censored*
pokemasterwriter: But I'll try to enter.
TheHeadlessMole: starting High School in a month, I may be busy
Captain Pringle: whoa
Captain Pringle: you're younger than i thought ^_^
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: You think starting high school is bad?
TheHeadlessMole: 14 years young
DariShields: Weird.
DariShields: Oh, right.
Captain Pringle: oh no... how old is pmw?
Captain Pringle: haha
DariShields: So you were in "Junior High"?
TheHeadlessMole: yeh
pokemasterwriter: I'll be starting college.
TheHeadlessMole: ugh
pokemasterwriter: How old am I?
Captain Pringle: that's not bad at all...
DariShields: I'll be starting Fifth Year.
TheHeadlessMole: I can't even imagine
pokemasterwriter: I'm 17.
Captain Pringle: i thought you were gonna say, like, 3rd grade
Captain Pringle: haha
DariShields: Grade?
Captain Pringle: starting college is a lot more normal of an age to me
:-P i'm gonna be a soph. in college
pokemasterwriter: How old are you, CP?
TheHeadlessMole: everyone is older than me
TheHeadlessMole: I feel small
GeneChildMewtwo: I'll be a college senior this fall.
pokemasterwriter: Poor little child...
TheHeadlessMole: then again, I am small, so that's no surprise
TheHeadlessMole: and lol
DariShields: I'm 15, if it makes you feel any better, jimm.
Captain Pringle: i'm 18, almost 19
DariShields: Although I'll be 16 at the end of augist.
TheHeadlessMole: yay
pokemasterwriter: We'll try no to step on you, Jimm.
DariShields: *august
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: *not
DariShields: I guess you're a Pokewrit.
DariShields: Pocket Writer.
pokemasterwriter: lol
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: He's a collectible.
TheHeadlessMole: rofl
GeneChildMewtwo: I feel kind of old all of a sudden... *is 21*
DariShields: Gotta catch all the Pokewrits.
pokemasterwriter: I'll trade my *TPM Writer's Name1* for your Jimm, Darien.
DariShields: I guess that makes you a Daiwrit.
DariShields: Hahaha.
DariShields: You kidding?
DariShields: jimms worth three *TPM Writer's Name1*.
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: wow I feel special
DariShields: Hmm, gimme a *TPM Writer's Name2* and a TPM Writer's Name1* and I'll cut you a deal
TheHeadlessMole: yet still small
pokemasterwriter: Oh, I don't have a *TPM Writer's Name2*.
Captain Pringle: *TPM Writer's Name2*?
pokemasterwriter: How about a Captain Pringle, first edition?
DariShields: He's a writer, and not a very good one.
Captain Pringle: ouchh ^_^
DariShields: For one jimm? sure.
DariShields: Sucker...
pokemasterwriter: No, no.
pokemasterwriter: You misunderstand.
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: TWO Jimms.
pokemasterwriter: And a Snickers candy bar.
DariShields: Hmm, damn, I only have one.
GeneChildMewtwo: It seems to me he's Darien's impromptu rival. o^_^o
Well, a long time ago, anyway.
DariShields: How about one *TPM Writer's Name2* and one *TPM Writer's Name3*?
pokemasterwriter: Hmm...
TheHeadlessMole: I've always been kinda angry at *TPM Writer's Name2* for getting the
Comedy nomination while I am left with nothing every year
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: Throw in an *TPM Writer's Name4* and you've got a deal.
TheHeadlessMole: lol
DariShields: Hmm...
DariShields: I don't think Captain Pringle's worth an *TPM Writer's Name4* and a
*TPM Writer's Name3*.
DariShields: This is second edition *TPM Writer's Name3* y'know, before she
wrote the second part of WM.
DariShields: And it was still the golden age of Magikarp.
pokemasterwriter: Fine, I'll throw in a GeneChildMewtwo.
DariShields: You got yourself a deal.
pokemasterwriter: *shakes Darien
pokemasterwriter: 's hand*
DariShields: lol
pokemasterwriter: lol
DariShields: *hands over the Pokewrits*
GeneChildMewtwo: I was just traded. o°_°o
pokemasterwriter: *completes the trade*
Captain Pringle: me too
Captain Pringle: O_o
pokemasterwriter: I just got a Super Mod!
DariShields: Maybe we should battle?
pokemasterwriter: Sucker!
GeneChildMewtwo: Was it the old me? Or the new, slightly more missing me?
pokemasterwriter: Fine, let's do it!
pokemasterwriter: Go, *TPM Writer's Name4*!
DariShields: Hmm...
TheHeadlessMole: I lost track of it all
TheHeadlessMole: lol
DariShields: Gene Child Mewtwo, I choose you!
Captain Pringle: ahahahaha
DariShields: Ah, he chose the Australian type...
GeneChildMewtwo: umm... OK. *goes out*
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: *TPM Writer's Name4*, attack with Olivia's ditz power!
pokemasterwriter: lol
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: *Olivia appears and confuses GeneChildMewtwo with
incessant incomprehendible chatter*
GeneChildMewtwo: Gah! *is confused*
GeneChildMewtwo: It was funny when it was someone else... @_@
pokemasterwriter: Now, *TPM Writer's Name4*! Finish it with *TPM Writer's Name4*'s sarcasm
strike!
TheHeadlessMole: laugh out loud
GeneChildMewtwo: *Pokes Darien* You have to order me, you know. o>_>o
pokemasterwriter: lol
pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name4* fires sticks and stones at GeneChildMewtwo*
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: Yes! It's a critical hit! :-D
DariShields: Sorry, my cat demanded petting.
Captain Pringle: O_o
DariShields: Hmm...
DariShields: Aahahhaha!
GeneChildMewtwo: I'm getting thouroughly beaten... and you're off
petting your cat? o:_:o
DariShields: I sent out my weakest pokewrit so that I could see what
you've got...
pokemasterwriter: Now, *TPM Writer's Name4*! End this match with a Wimp in a
Wheelchair smash!
DariShields: Now I know... you haven't got squat... Ahahaha!
DariShields: Genechildmewtwo, return, Go Captain Pringle!
pokemasterwriter: *Robert Robson rolls over GeneChildMewtwo*
DariShields: Use Bryce!
GeneChildMewtwo: *returns* I never got to attack... o>_>o
Captain Pringle: *plays guitar while watching his own fate unfold in the
Chat*
pokemasterwriter: Alright, *TPM Writer's Name4*! Counter it with Olivia's ditz, again!
DariShields: *Bryce appears and summons his strongest pokemon*
DariShields: Err, what does he have?
DariShields: A Scizor?
Captain Pringle: golden dragonite
Captain Pringle: really fast scizor :-P
pokemasterwriter: *TPM Writer's Name4*! Send out Mr. Mime, now!
pokemasterwriter: *Mr. Mime appears*
GeneChildMewtwo: So the Pokewirts are using their Pokemon? o_o
DariShields: *Dragonite uses Hyper Beam*
pokemasterwriter: Psychic attack on Captain Pringle!
pokemasterwriter: *Captain Pringle is thrown backwards*
DariShields: *Scizor attacks *TPM Writer's Name4* in the mean time, sending him flying*
pokemasterwriter: Mr. Mime, use Barrier to block the Hyper Beam!
pokemasterwriter: NOOOO!!
pokemasterwriter: I was too late...
DariShields: Hehee.
pokemasterwriter: We can still win this, *TPM Writer's Name4*! Use the Wimp in a
Wheelchair, again!
DariShields: *Bryce's Bayle- Meganium (? ) uses sweet scent*
pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name4* collapses*
pokemasterwriter: NO!!
TheHeadlessMole: laughter
DariShields: **TPM Writer's Name4* is unable to fight back!*
pokemasterwriter: Alright, now you've done it... Go, *TPM Writer's Name2*!
DariShields: *Dragonite uses Body Slam!*
pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name2* appears*
DariShields: Oh no!
DariShields: The illiterate type!
Captain Pringle: lol
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: Fight back with insane rage!
DariShields: Hmm, CP return...
DariShields: I know he's weak from already battling...
DariShields: But he's my best chance.
pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name2* kicks Darien in a place that should not be mentioned*
DariShields: Go Gene Child Metwo!
DariShields: Aaaaaaah!
GeneChildMewtwo: *comes back out*
DariShields: Gene Child Mewtwo, use Advice!
GeneChildMewtwo: *wihtout his first "w"?*
pokemasterwriter: *TPM Writer's Name2*, tackle GeneChildMewtwo!
GeneChildMewtwo: *Advises *TPM Writer's Name2* on various things*
DariShields: Disable *TPM Writer's Name2*'s illiteracey!
pokemasterwriter: *TPM Writer's Name2* doesn't listen! You fool!
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: You wasted an attack!
GeneChildMewtwo: He listesn to me on AIM. o>_>o
GeneChildMewtwo: *listens
pokemasterwriter: Finish GCM with fists of blind anger!
pokemasterwriter: * socks GCM and sends it flying across the room*
DariShields: **TPM Writer's Name2* isn't listenning, he's wooed by GCM's advice*
pokemasterwriter: *TPM Writer's Name2*, beat the snot out of Darien, then!
GeneChildMewtwo: *GCM may or may not be in pain right now* o_o
DariShields: Argh.
DariShields: GCM, use Toby!
pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name2* slams his knee into Darien's head*
pokemasterwriter: *Darien's nose breaks*
DariShields: Owowowowowow.
GeneChildMewtwo: Umm, sure. *calls out Toby, the Togetic*
DariShields: Now get Toby to beat up *TPM Writer's Name2*!
pokemasterwriter: *TPM Writer's Name2*, eat that Togetic with hunger for eggs!
GeneChildMewtwo: o_o
GeneChildMewtwo: *gets in the way*
pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name2* slams GCM to the ground*
DariShields: Hmmm...
DariShields: Gene Child Mewtwo return.
DariShields: Go Darien Shields.
pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name2* eats togetic, the egg Pokemon*
pokemasterwriter: WHHAAAT?
DariShields: Shi, Shields!
DariShields: *Darien releases his Safarii Pokemon*
TheHeadlessMole: *cheers* go darien!
GeneChildMewtwo: Togetic isn't an egg anymore...
pokemasterwriter: *TPM Writer's Name2*, finish him fast! Break his will with an illogical
argument!
TheHeadlessMole: or *TPM Name Deleted*!
TheHeadlessMole: whatever
DariShields: Darien, have chansey use soft boiled!
GeneChildMewtwo: But now he's *TPM Writer's Name2*'s lunch ;_;
DariShields: Da, Shi, Ririri rien!
DariShields: *Chansey heals Darien*
pokemasterwriter: *Darien becomes dazed from the weird argument being
given to him*
DariShields: Darien, quick, ignorace!
DariShields: *ignorance
pokemasterwriter: Now, kick him again in the... place that should not be
mentioned!
DariShields: Now, use your ultimate attack, Arrogance!
pokemasterwriter: *Darien falls to his knees from the pain*
DariShields: Ni, ni, riiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeen!
("I'm Better than you")
pokemasterwriter: Bite his ear off with angry brute attack!
pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name2* sinks his teeth into Darien's left ear*
DariShields: **TPM Writer's Name2* collapses, faced with the truth, he is far inferior to DS*
pokemasterwriter: Rrggh...
pokemasterwriter: Return, *TPM Writer's Name2*!
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: Go, *TPM Writer's Name3*!
DariShields: Oh no!
DariShields: Wait...
DariShields: Use Criticism.
pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name3* appears*
pokemasterwriter: Destroy Darien with a crybaby attack!
DariShields: Shields! Dar, rar, Shien!
(Your mewtwo plots suck)
DariShields: Rien, Dar, Dien!
(Mewtwo can't reproduce)
pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name3* sobs like a child, causing Darien to wince*
DariShields: Now, use review!
DariShields: *Darien makes a scathing review of WM part 2*
Captain Pringle: alright guys, um, i'm gonna go do some stuff ^_^ ttyl
TheHeadlessMole: *sheilds his ears*
TheHeadlessMole: l8r CP
GeneChildMewtwo: See you later!
DariShields: Rarien! Dashien!
(Your score: 9%)
*** Captain Pringle has left the chat.
pokemasterwriter: Now, beat his brains in with a eardrum shattering screech!
pokemasterwriter: *screams at Darien*
DariShields: **TPM Writer's Name3* is too sad to attack*
pokemasterwriter: *Darien can no longer hear his trainer's commands*
pokemasterwriter: Ha! Finish him with terrific tantrum blast!
DariShields: No, Darien!
DariShields: *Darien is asleep*
DariShields: Oh no! His Lazy Trait!
pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name3* opens his mouth and releases a powerful wave of
energy*
DariShields: ...
DariShields: Her Mouth.
DariShields: **TPM Writer's Name3* turns on her trainer*
pokemasterwriter: *Darien gets blasted into a nearby wall*
TheHeadlessMole: or does he
DariShields: *Darien wakes up!*
pokemasterwriter: *TPM Writer's Name3*, use apathy attack!
DariShields: *Darien summoned May*
DariShields: Dar, eni, Shields!
(Use your Shiny Stantler)
pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name3* whines deeply at May*
DariShields: May summons a Shiny Stantler, and orders it to use Astonish.
pokemasterwriter: *TPM Writer's Name3*, fight back with angered inferno!
pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name3* shoots fire out of her hands at May*
DariShields: *Stantler backflips and hits *TPM Writer's Name3* with his hind legs and horns*
pokemasterwriter: *May collapses from the burns*
DariShields: Shi, rields!
pokemasterwriter: *TPM Writer's Name3*, hit Darien with everything you
pokemasterwriter: 've got!
DariShields: (Go Morgan)
DariShields: *Morgan releases her Asanan*
pokemasterwriter: One last angered inferno attack!
DariShields: *Asanan trips *TPM Writer's Name3**
pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name3* ignores all the other combatants and blasts Darien
into unconsciousness*
pokemasterwriter: Ha! You can't command your minions, because you're
KNOCKED OUT!
DariShields: Urk! Darien, return.
pokemasterwriter: It looks like this match is mine!
DariShields: Well, it was a good match.
pokemasterwriter: You've used all your collectibles, plus yourself.
DariShields: Here's the Dartopian Gym Badge.
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: You fought admirably, Darien.
pokemasterwriter: Thank you for the badge and a great battle.
pokemasterwriter: *takes badge*
DariShields: Is that the Pokewrit Darien, or the trainer?
pokemasterwriter: That's the trainer, I believe.
DariShields: Cool.
pokemasterwriter: The Pokewrit got knocked out.
TheHeadlessMole: hey, who ended up getting me?
DariShields: Well, you're a good trainer too.
TheHeadlessMole: i can't seem to recall
DariShields: Uh, actually I think I still have jimm.
DariShields: Damn, I should have used him.
TheHeadlessMole: lol
DariShields: His Non-Sense attack woulda won for sure.
TheHeadlessMole: yea
pokemasterwriter: But I knocked you out first, so you didn't have a chance.
pokemasterwriter: Great match, anyway.
DariShields: Yup, it was that.
TheHeadlessMole: quite amusing, if I do say so myself
TheHeadlessMole: I'm definitely using that
TheHeadlessMole: I'll edit out the names, of course
pokemasterwriter: So, are you going to copy this ENTIRE THING, jimm?
pokemasterwriter: No, you can use my name.
TheHeadlessMole: coolio
pokemasterwriter: Just don't tell anyone who "pokemasterwriter" is.
TheHeadlessMole: you haven't seen the fic, have you?
TheHeadlessMole: the chapters are miserably long and tedious
pokemasterwriter: Actually, I have.
TheHeadlessMole: oh
pokemasterwriter: I read the first chapter.
TheHeadlessMole: wow, that's surprising
pokemasterwriter: I can't believe that guy ended up adding you to his
buddy list...
TheHeadlessMole: yea, that was a bit of a shocker
TheHeadlessMole: i believe we spoke again in a later chapter
pokemasterwriter: Did it turn out okay, or did you fight to the death?
TheHeadlessMole: I think he ended up blocking me, so I guess I died in
the end
pokemasterwriter: Oh. Well, better luck next time!
pokemasterwriter: Oh, wait.
pokemasterwriter: Is there a next time?
pokemasterwriter: o_0
TheHeadlessMole: well...
TheHeadlessMole: who knows?
TheHeadlessMole: maybe
TheHeadlessMole: it's a mystery
pokemasterwriter: btw, Jimm...
pokemasterwriter: You'
TheHeadlessMole: type-thing-maybe
TheHeadlessMole: ?
GeneChildMewtwo: Well, for a mole with no head, I'd imagine death isn't
too much of an obsticle.
pokemasterwriter: You're still brown.
TheHeadlessMole: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TheHeadlessMole: All is lost
TheHeadlessMole: the Brown has won
pokemasterwriter: I couldn't imagine why you'd want to look like
something swirling in the bowl of a toilet...
pokemasterwriter: But that's a personal decision, I suppose.
TheHeadlessMole: it is most certainly not
TheHeadlessMole: AIM has betrayed me
pokemasterwriter: Oh, so you're just naturally ugly?
TheHeadlessMole: again
pokemasterwriter: lol
TheHeadlessMole: and yes I am
pokemasterwriter: Well, I pity you.
TheHeadlessMole: have a picture (www.freakyface.cjb.net/Jimm.jpg)
pokemasterwriter: At least you're not totally blinding like Darien.
TheHeadlessMole: lol
DariShields: Sorry, the cat demanded more petting.
TheHeadlessMole: now that's not nice
DariShields: You can use my name too.
pokemasterwriter: He looks like a cup full of urine, actually.
TheHeadlessMole: coolio
pokemasterwriter: Yellow doesn't look good on you.
TheHeadlessMole: :-\
GeneChildMewtwo: Someone seems to have exrement on the brain. =P
DariShields: brb
GeneChildMewtwo: *excrement
pokemasterwriter: And words can't describe what GeneChildMewtwo looks like.
pokemasterwriter: Well, nature is calling, after all.
pokemasterwriter: I'm just ignoring it.
GeneChildMewtwo: Which means I'm safe. o^_^o
TheHeadlessMole: lol
GeneChildMewtwo: Well, you could pick up, and then hang up right away.
GeneChildMewtwo: But that might make nature kinda angry.
pokemasterwriter: But then nature would know that I'm home...
GeneChildMewtwo: That's true.
pokemasterwriter: It'd then call repeatedly, all night long.
pokemasterwriter: Nature's a fickle thing.
TheHeadlessMole: Nature is a cruel mistress
TheHeadlessMole: or is that the Sea...?
pokemasterwriter: It doesn't matter.
TheHeadlessMole: you never can tell with Seas...
TheHeadlessMole: or was that bees?
TheHeadlessMole: oh well, I'll stop now regardless
pokemasterwriter: Could it be trees?
pokemasterwriter: Or howabout knees?
pokemasterwriter: It could be fleas...
TheHeadlessMole: it just may be one of these
pokemasterwriter: Fleas that are on The Headless Mole!
TheHeadlessMole: oh man
TheHeadlessMole: I thought that was taken care of
pokemasterwriter: It would help if you'd take a bath.
pokemasterwriter: At least sometime this century.
TheHeadlessMole: man, onece a year is about all I can handle
pokemasterwriter: I can't even see your face, because you've got so many
fleas!
pokemasterwriter: ...Or is that your real face?
TheHeadlessMole: I think they're interchangable
pokemasterwriter: Works for me.
pokemasterwriter: Dangit, Nature's not just calling any more...
TheHeadlessMole: whatever works for you, works for me
pokemasterwriter: It's on my doorstep!
pokemasterwriter: Gaah!
TheHeadlessMole: That can't be good
pokemasterwriter: She's looking in the window...
TheHeadlessMole: hide
pokemasterwriter: *dives under table*
GeneChildMewtwo: Duck under the table.
GeneChildMewtwo: o_O
TheHeadlessMole: wow
pokemasterwriter: lol
TheHeadlessMole: that's convenient
pokemasterwriter: *hits head on table*
pokemasterwriter: *screams in pain*
pokemasterwriter: Oh no... she heard...
TheHeadlessMole: uh-oh
TheHeadlessMole: run
TheHeadlessMole: RUN!!!!
DariShields: Uh, okay...
pokemasterwriter: *Mother Nature jumps through window*
DariShields: I'm back.
pokemasterwriter: HEEEEEELLLPPPP!!!
TheHeadlessMole: lol and hi
pokemasterwriter: Oh, no! Darien's with her!
pokemasterwriter: This is worse than I thought!
DariShields: Yes, I'm brother nature.
pokemasterwriter: lol
pokemasterwriter: Gotta hide, gotta hide...
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: *crawls into fireplace*
DariShields: You can hid, but you can't run.
pokemasterwriter: *climbs up chimney*
DariShields: Wait...
DariShields: Reverse that.
TheHeadlessMole: wrong way
pokemasterwriter: Uh oh...
pokemasterwriter: I'm stuck.
DariShields: Well mother nature, I can't possible tell where he went.
DariShields: Why don't we think of it, in front of a roasting warm fire, ay?
pokemasterwriter: *sneezes from the soot*
pokemasterwriter: *looks up*
TheHeadlessMole: I can dig it
GeneChildMewtwo: Isn't it too hot for a fire?
pokemasterwriter: *mutters to self* I really hope that's not a wasp nest
up there...
DariShields: There's nothing better to think of where *TPM Name Censored* is than a
roasting fire...
TheHeadlessMole: It's never too hot for a fire
pokemasterwriter: Oh no... Brother Nature's a pyromaniac!
TheHeadlessMole: lol
DariShields: Maybe you should have just answered the call?
GeneChildMewtwo: So, that's why there are all of those widlfires...
TheHeadlessMole: no way
pokemasterwriter: *squirms in chimney*
pokemasterwriter: Okay... I've gotta get out of here...
pokemasterwriter: *punches chimney wall*
pokemasterwriter: Note: Chimney is made of brick/
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: Owwwchh... *whimpers*
TheHeadlessMole: she heard that one, too
pokemasterwriter: Who?
pokemasterwriter: No... you don't mean...
TheHeadlessMole: why, Mother Nature
TheHeadlessMole: of course
pokemasterwriter: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TheHeadlessMole: well
pokemasterwriter: *tries to suffocate self*
pokemasterwriter: Dangit... my arms are stuck!
pokemasterwriter: I can't strangle myself!
TheHeadlessMole: I can help
pokemasterwriter: If only there was a noose...
TheHeadlessMole: *lights fire
TheHeadlessMole: *
pokemasterwriter: *wasps drop noose to me*
pokemasterwriter: Well, that was convenient.
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: *wraps head in noose*
TheHeadlessMole: yees indeed it was
pokemasterwriter: *lets himself fall*
TheHeadlessMole: WAIT! NOOOO!!!
TheHeadlessMole: saves *TPM Name Censored*
pokemasterwriter: *head slides out of noose*
TheHeadlessMole: suicide is not the answer!
TheHeadlessMole: There is another way!
pokemasterwriter: *crashes into chimney and burning fire*
TheHeadlessMole: oops
TheHeadlessMole: sorry bout that
pokemasterwriter: Murder would always work, yes...
pokemasterwriter: *stares timidly at Mother and Brother Nature*
TheHeadlessMole: yes, the only thing better than suicide is homicide
pokemasterwriter: *cell phone rings*
pokemasterwriter: Yes, who is it?
TheHeadlessMole: Looks like Brother Nature got a call from his mom
pokemasterwriter: *Mother Nature yells at pokemasterwriter* Use the
bathroom before your bladder explodes, you idiot!!
DariShields: This is getting a little confusing.
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: No, the call is to me.
pokemasterwriter: Not to Brother Nature.
TheHeadlessMole: I know
TheHeadlessMole: I was referring to BN's mysterious absence
pokemasterwriter: *bladder explodes*
TheHeadlessMole: uh oh
pokemasterwriter: EEEYYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
TheHeadlessMole: that can't be good either
pokemasterwriter: *cries*
pokemasterwriter: Oooh... it hurts... it hurts...
DariShields: Go to the toilet!
pokemasterwriter: *staggers off in pain*
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: Must... find... toilet...
pokemasterwriter: *Mother Nature comes up behind pokemasterwriter*
TheHeadlessMole: Hurry!
pokemasterwriter: *Mother Nature kicks him in a place that should not be
mentioned*
pokemasterwriter: GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: *falls to ground unconscious*
TheHeadlessMole: one has to wonder if you're even capable of using a
bathroom anymore
pokemasterwriter: *Mother Nature drags limp body to driveway*
TheHeadlessMole: no bladder, unmentionable-place-kicks
pokemasterwriter: *Mother Nature runs massive truck over
pokemasterwriter's body*
TheHeadlessMole: the list gets ever longer
pokemasterwriter: *Brother Nature comes back*
TheHeadlessMole: uh oh
TheHeadlessMole: Brother Nature's turned on me
pokemasterwriter: BN: Say, are we gonna have a barbecue today?
pokemasterwriter: MN: Of course!
pokemasterwriter: BN: So why don't we use this roadkill?
TheHeadlessMole: Say, I'm up for a barbeque
TheHeadlessMole: I'll get the fixin's
pokemasterwriter: *BN puts limp, crushed body on grill*
pokemasterwriter: *pours twelve bottle of lighter fluid into said grill*
pokemasterwriter: *lights match*
TheHeadlessMole: Hey guys, you're out of steak sau--
TheHeadlessMole: Oh crap
pokemasterwriter: *grill explodes, scattering little pieces of
pokemasterwriter all over the yard*
TheHeadlessMole: Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?
TheHeadlessMole: *grabs stick*
TheHeadlessMole: shishkebab!
pokemasterwriter: MN walks over to remains of pokemasterwriter*
pokemasterwriter: *grabs stick*
DariShields: Um, okay, can we get back to business, perhaps?
pokemasterwriter: *skewers pokemasterwriter's eyes*
pokemasterwriter: But I'm dead!
TheHeadlessMole: Or are you?
pokemasterwriter: I can't get back to business now!
pokemasterwriter: *gasps*
TheHeadlessMole: *Resurrects pokemasterwriter*
TheHeadlessMole: You're forgetting that I'm a magical little man
pokemasterwriter: Wait! My finger across the lawn is trembling!
pokemasterwriter: *hand walks across lawn towards face*
pokemasterwriter: *head speaks*
pokemasterwriter: Well, you did a great job of that, Jimm... YUp...
TheHeadlessMole: *hand slaps face for speaking out of turn*
pokemasterwriter: Except for the fact that I'm IN MILLIONS OF LITTLE
PIECES!!
TheHeadlessMole: Oh
pokemasterwriter: *cries* OW!
TheHeadlessMole: Sorry bout that
pokemasterwriter: You forget that I suffered severe burns as well...
TheHeadlessMole: uh... I can put you in a box, if that'll help
TheHeadlessMole: and fill the box with water...
pokemasterwriter: Why don't you just flush me down a toilet?
GeneChildMewtwo: I think you need a higher level ressurection spell. Or
duct tape.
DariShields: Anyway, so we're all in favour of the thing for the fic?
pokemasterwriter: That's what I was trying to get to, anyway.
pokemasterwriter: *face speaks*
TheHeadlessMole: what thing?
DariShields: A trainer who's infected with a sort of dark virus, and
they're also linked to their pokemon?
TheHeadlessMole: yes
TheHeadlessMole: but not their pokemon
DariShields: How about...
pokemasterwriter: Well, I still think it should be the writers who
decide it.
TheHeadlessMole: a pokemon they know nothing of
pokemasterwriter: But I'll go with it...
GeneChildMewtwo: It might be a Pokemon that doesn't like them...
TheHeadlessMole: but may find eventually
DariShields: The more their pokemon feels pain, the more the infection
advances.
pokemasterwriter: since I can't be you up now that I'm SHREDDED!
TheHeadlessMole: it's up to the writers
TheHeadlessMole: I like that idea
pokemasterwriter: *beat
DariShields: (so when it battles they get more and more eeeevil)
TheHeadlessMole: *not the shredding, the other part about the infection*
pokemasterwriter: Okay, everyone, calm down.
DariShields: And also as th e infection advances, they become more
interlinked.
TheHeadlessMole: So... do you want the box or not?
TheHeadlessMole: And yes, that's good as well
pokemasterwriter: I think what we need to ask, first off, is the
question we've been trying to ask for... let's see.. five hours...
DariShields: Should we choose the pokemon, or leave it up to the writer?
pokemasterwriter: Or leave the twist entirely up to the writer?
TheHeadlessMole: Well, I'm fine with leaving the Pokémon up to the writer
TheHeadlessMole: but I think as an added little twist, it should be a
good, light pokemon
TheHeadlessMole: one that you wouldn't expect to be linked to something
so evil
pokemasterwriter: Excuse me. Nature calls... again.
TheHeadlessMole: what is it with you and nature
TheHeadlessMole: are you... like... ex lovers or something?
GeneChildMewtwo: *TPM Name Deleted* to daishizen wa koibito to omou. o^_^o
pokemasterwriter: No, no.
DariShields: I think we should put a 5000 word minimum on the chapters.
TheHeadlessMole: if only I knew what that meant
pokemasterwriter: Mother Nature just gives me prank calls from time to time.
DariShields: (That's about ten pages, I believe)
TheHeadlessMole: 10 pages is good
pokemasterwriter: Something like that.
pokemasterwriter: That'd be about right.
GeneChildMewtwo: (I think that *TPM Name Deleted* and Mother Nature are lovers.)
TheHeadlessMole: Oh
TheHeadlessMole: works for me then
GeneChildMewtwo: And, that length sounds pretty good.
pokemasterwriter: *smacks GCM*
TheHeadlessMole: lol
DariShields: You een't a judge.
pokemasterwriter: Don't give away my secret!
DariShields: lol
pokemasterwriter: Is "een't" a word?
TheHeadlessMole: it could be
TheHeadlessMole: in the future
pokemasterwriter: What does it mean?
pokemasterwriter: ee not?
TheHeadlessMole: yes, it does
GeneChildMewtwo: Oops. o^_^o
pokemasterwriter: o_0
TheHeadlessMole: don't steal my ex-name
TheHeadlessMole: thief
pokemasterwriter: What do you mean?
pokemasterwriter: I didn't steal no name!
TheHeadlessMole: for 2002/03 my name on the boards was o_0
pokemasterwriter: o_0
TheHeadlessMole: and that's why my site is called FreakyFace
TheHeadlessMole: that's a freaky face
TheHeadlessMole: brb
pokemasterwriter: o_0;;
pokemasterwriter: Okay... so, once again...
pokemasterwriter: Who's going to decide on the twist?
pokemasterwriter: Us, the writers, or both?
DariShields: I thought we already decided on the twist?
pokemasterwriter: But we haven't even talked to the other two judges yet...
GeneChildMewtwo: But, does that mean they are limtied to what you guys
decided on?
GeneChildMewtwo: And that.
DariShields: Yes, and yes.
DariShields: So we need to see their opinions.
pokemasterwriter: Which I will PM to you.
DariShields: And this is basicly our stipulation:
pokemasterwriter: (Not IM, PM.)
DariShields: It must be a trainer fic, and it must have this 'twist'
from the start.
TheHeadlessMole: ok
TheHeadlessMole: well, pitch our twist idea to them to see what they
think, too
pokemasterwriter: So our idea is...
TheHeadlessMole: the thing...
pokemasterwriter: (basically)
TheHeadlessMole: about the infection...
TheHeadlessMole: and the pokelink...
TheHeadlessMole: it's all in there somewhere
pokemasterwriter: (not a super-long explanation)
DariShields: Incidentally, later on in the fic (after two or three
cycles of the writers) we'll have a "twist" competition, for a new plot
twist.
pokemasterwriter: Okay, so... the character has a link to some Pokemon
out there...
pokemasterwriter: And what about the virus, again?
DariShields: We'll leave it up to the writers to decide how this link
came about.
DariShields: Okay, for the last time.#
TheHeadlessMole: Yes, and the character feels all the pain the pokemon
feels at all the wrong times
TheHeadlessMole: and I'll let darien talk bout the infection
DariShields: The main character is linked to a dark type pokemon.
DariShields: The link is like a virus.
DariShields: As the pokemon feels pain the virus creeps further through
the character (it should also, incidentally, have a physical
representation, like a growing dark blemish on their skin.)
DariShields: And the more infected they are, the more they are linked
with the pokemon.
DariShields: Their feelings and thoughts blend together.
DariShields: The pokemon's evil nature bleeds into the trainer.
TheHeadlessMole: that infection reminds me of that movie
TheHeadlessMole: Princess Mononoke
TheHeadlessMole: you ever see that?
DariShields: And unless they can win the pokemon league to either get a
bunch of cash, or maybe a "light stone", they go evil.
DariShields: Yeah, got it on video.
TheHeadlessMole: good flick
DariShields: I love studio ghibli.
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: midnight express or whatever the one was with the
freaky mask guy and the train was good, too
DariShields: lol
DariShields: "Spirited Away"?
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: watever it was, i havent seen it in a while
DariShields: Midnight Express... hahahaha.
DariShields: My Neighbour Totoro is excellent.
TheHeadlessMole: lol im a confused little manchiled
pokemasterwriter: Okay, I got all that down.
TheHeadlessMole: I've heard of that
DariShields: But my favourite is "Kiki's Delivery Service".
TheHeadlessMole: never seen it
TheHeadlessMole: havent seen those two
pokemasterwriter: I've gotta go now, but I'll talk to Ada and Tara
tonight (or at least I'll try to).
TheHeadlessMole: I've heard good things, though
TheHeadlessMole: l8r dude
GeneChildMewtwo: See you later!
pokemasterwriter: I'll see you guys later.
pokemasterwriter: *waves*\
*** pokemasterwriter has left the chat.
TheHeadlessMole: *waves back*
TheHeadlessMole: oh well
TheHeadlessMole: actually, I have to go, too
TheHeadlessMole: so Darien, can you copy this whole conversation?
DariShields: Oh, bye.
DariShields: Oh, yeah.
TheHeadlessMole: thanks
DariShields: You want me to PM you with it?
TheHeadlessMole: if you could email it, that'd be cool
TheHeadlessMole: headbone@dorkasaur.com (mailto:headbone@dorkasaur.com)
DariShields: Address?
DariShields: Cool.
*** TheHeadlessMole has left the chat.
TheHeadlessMole: thanks, and l8r
TheHeadlessMole: yea
mr_pikachu
3rd August 2004, 12:22 PM
You know, now that I look back at this, there were about twelve different things that gave away my identity. ^^;;; Yes, I was pokemasterwriter, I admit it. I'm free to come out and say it now, since everyone else's names were censored.
And Jimm, that was the best chat ever. Let's do it again sometime! :yes:
Lady Vulpix
3rd August 2004, 12:34 PM
I'd like to be in it next time. It would be interesting. And if Darien doesn't read my fic because it's in English, he should at least give it a chance. If he wasn't thinking of me then it's fine.
mr_pikachu
3rd August 2004, 01:57 PM
No, he wasnt talking about you, LV. He was commenting more on writers who... aren't quite as skilled with English grammar. That's why he said that they should write in another language, because they're (in his opinion) not very skilled at using English properly.
Darien Shields
3rd August 2004, 05:43 PM
o_0
Jimm! You left in all the references! I mean, how many people won that commedy awar and are rubbish fics? How many people wrote fics with the initials "WM"?!
Oh well, I suppose it's not that big a deal. The Pokewrits I used were in the convo. Its Pokemasterwriter who's in it now.
P.S. Yeah, if you can write English well, I have no problem with you writing English fics. Actually I always thought you were English or something ^_^;
The Decapitated Mole
3rd August 2004, 06:00 PM
Plenty of people have been nominated for the comedy award. Unfortunately, I haven't been one of them.
Also, plenty of people write bad fics, and I'm sure there's been more than one fic with the name WM.
But yeh, I was wondering if I should take the references out, but it just seemed like a lot of trouble to go through for something that I assumed not many people were going to read anyway.
If any of the writers mentioned knows it was them and has a problem with any of it, I will remove it. So contact me if you have any problems with it. Cool.
o_0
jimm
The Decapitated Mole
8th November 2004, 08:48 PM
Wow, I totally had this convo ages ago and completely forgot to post it. So... here. It's amusing.
TheHeadlessMole: hey
Auto response from pokemasterwriter: I am away
from my computer right now.
TheHeadlessMole: LIES
pokemasterwriter: Sorry; forgot to turn that off.
TheHeadlessMole: heh
pokemasterwriter: What's up, Jimm?
TheHeadlessMole: hey, did you ever get your
Prize?
TheHeadlessMole: you never confirmed that
PM
pokemasterwriter: Yeah, I did.
pokemasterwriter: I just got speakers the other day...
TheHeadlessMole: heh
pokemasterwriter: I'll watch it now, if that's alright.
TheHeadlessMole: alrighty
pokemasterwriter: ...
TheHeadlessMole: ...?
pokemasterwriter: "www.freakyface.cjb.ent could not
be found. Please check the name and try again."
TheHeadlessMole: oh sorry
TheHeadlessMole: typo
pokemasterwriter: No prob.
TheHeadlessMole:
www.freakyface.cjb.net/Special.swf
pokemasterwriter: Heh.
pokemasterwriter: I'm trying to figure out what you're
saying when the mouth falls off...
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: I've made out, "You
thought........person was gay."
pokemasterwriter: I don't know the rest.
TheHeadlessMole: "You suck. This cartoon is
gay"
pokemasterwriter: lol
pokemasterwriter: Nice.
TheHeadlessMole: thanx
TheHeadlessMole: I'm lucky you're the only
person who responded to that
pokemasterwriter: :-D
TheHeadlessMole: although I suppose
customizing it would be a snap
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: I like the little Pikachu that jumped
onto the screen.
pokemasterwriter: Nicely done.
TheHeadlessMole: thanks
pokemasterwriter: btw, about Last Comic Standing...
pokemasterwriter: I watched the first two episodes of
season 2...
pokemasterwriter: But the way the judging was revealed
in the second one kinda made me lose my interest.
TheHeadlessMole: how do you mean?
pokemasterwriter: It was fairly obvious that the
non-comics were just trying to get people that would clash
in the house.
pokemasterwriter: ...
pokemasterwriter: You don't remember?
TheHeadlessMole: was that the one where
drew carrey got all pissed?
pokemasterwriter: Yeah.
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: Along with the others.
TheHeadlessMole: I thought that one was
kinda gay myself
pokemasterwriter: Well, the episode wasn't the only
thing that was gay.
TheHeadlessMole: but after that one
[although some of the comics sucked
because of it] the viewers chose all the
winners, so :D
TheHeadlessMole: I voted lots
pokemasterwriter: Yeah, they say the viewers chose
everyone.
pokemasterwriter: I believe that.
pokemasterwriter: Yeah.
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: Uh-huh.
pokemasterwriter: Suuuuuure.
TheHeadlessMole: yeah, I kinda got...
questiony... of that as well
TheHeadlessMole: but it's fun to believe
pokemasterwriter: I'd rather vote in the Presidential
election, where I know my vote won't make any
difference!
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: season 3 is good though
pokemasterwriter: I live in Oklahoma, which is pretty
pro-Bush.
pokemasterwriter: ...
pokemasterwriter: They've started season three?
TheHeadlessMole: yeh
TheHeadlessMole: season one versus season
two
pokemasterwriter: *rolls eyes*
TheHeadlessMole: it's been going on for a
couple weeks now
TheHeadlessMole: Todd Glass/Gary
Gulman/Dave Mordal should win
pokemasterwriter: Season one vs. season two...
TheHeadlessMole: Gary is sooo funny
TheHeadlessMole: he talks about cookies
pokemasterwriter: Cookies...
pokemasterwriter: ...
TheHeadlessMole: he reallylikes cookies
pokemasterwriter: I'm guessing that has some meaning
that I wouldn't normally think of.
TheHeadlessMole: nope
TheHeadlessMole: just Oreos and Fig
Newtons and Sugar Cookies
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: Guy in bar: Ooh... I like yo' cookies!
TheHeadlessMole: according to Jay Mohr
he's "the world's biggest keebler elf"
pokemasterwriter: I don't think I have to explain that any
further.
TheHeadlessMole: at 6'7''
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: Or, some crazy guy might say...
pokemasterwriter: Crazy guy: "Oh, I've got lots of
cookies on my computer."
pokemasterwriter: "Porn, porn, porn, porn... porn
books... porn... porn..."
pokemasterwriter: lol
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: Note: Never tell your parents I said
that in a chat with you.
pokemasterwriter: I do not want to be attacked by mad
villagers with torches.
TheHeadlessMole: heh
pokemasterwriter: ("Mad" can have a few different
meanings, there...)
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: I'm thinking of writing
some new chapters of Hiro for the
upcoming awards
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: I'm thinking of writing one new
chapter by the time the awards start...
pokemasterwriter: btw...
pokemasterwriter: Question.
TheHeadlessMole: fire away
pokemasterwriter: I asked the mods what they're doing
about the trivia game.
TheHeadlessMole: i saw that
pokemasterwriter: If they don't want to run it, I've said
that I will.
pokemasterwriter: Yeah.
TheHeadlessMole: yep
pokemasterwriter: Well, would you participate?
TheHeadlessMole: gladly
pokemasterwriter: Because it will happen.
TheHeadlessMole: lol sweet
pokemasterwriter: Either the mods will do it, someone
else will jump in, or I'll do it.
pokemasterwriter: I figure it's a great way to bring some
life back to Fanfic.
TheHeadlessMole: sounds like a solid game
plan
pokemasterwriter: Thanks.
pokemasterwriter: I've just grown tired of waiting for
something I don't think will happen.
TheHeadlessMole: heh
TheHeadlessMole: I know the feeling
pokemasterwriter: If you want something done right,
you've gotta do it yourself.
pokemasterwriter: ...Right?
TheHeadlessMole: precisely
TheHeadlessMole: that's why I started making
flash toons
pokemasterwriter: Yeah, that was cool.
TheHeadlessMole: thanks
pokemasterwriter: I'm waiting for Gavin's response,
mostly, because he was the one who originally posted the
idea.
TheHeadlessMole: yeah
pokemasterwriter: I had thought of it, too...
pokemasterwriter: But I was hesitant to post it.
pokemasterwriter: Gotta give him credit for standing up
with the idea.
pokemasterwriter: Y'know, Gavin's been a bit more
active since his modding.
TheHeadlessMole: Well, one person's
hesitation is another person's... non...
hesi...ta...tion
pokemasterwriter: Heh.
TheHeadlessMole: yes, I think it's an
improvement
TheHeadlessMole: hey, will you let me know
what you think of this theme song
TheHeadlessMole: I'm trying to get as much
feedback as possible
pokemasterwriter: Hey, that's pretty good!
TheHeadlessMole: thanks
pokemasterwriter: I like the theme...
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: "Peanut butter and jelly".
TheHeadlessMole: most ppl do
TheHeadlessMole: ah, the buckwheat boys
pokemasterwriter: I don't think that's ever been used
before.
TheHeadlessMole: what would we do without
you?
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: Makes you stand out well.
TheHeadlessMole: nope, I'm the first
pokemasterwriter: One thing, though...
TheHeadlessMole: ?
pokemasterwriter: About the flash animation...
TheHeadlessMole: ?
pokemasterwriter: I think you should show everyone as
cartoon characters.
TheHeadlessMole: meh
pokemasterwriter: That would make it better, I think.
pokemasterwriter: Rather than just having photos of
some of them.
TheHeadlessMole: I actually do draw the
people in the actual episode, but it was
just so much easier when I was making that
to get photoz
pokemasterwriter: I see.
TheHeadlessMole: in the scene where it zooms
in on me and steve, the other kid is
Brummet
TheHeadlessMole: I just traced over his face
TheHeadlessMole: with a lot less detail, of
course
TheHeadlessMole: that's why his head's so
big
pokemasterwriter: :-)
TheHeadlessMole: Actually, before my
computer crashed [again, -_-'] I had
animated a great scene where I say we're
going to Australia, and while Steve
denounces Australia Brummet nods so
much his head pops of
TheHeadlessMole: it was really well drawn,
but I lost it :-(
pokemasterwriter: That's a shame.
TheHeadlessMole: meh
TheHeadlessMole: I'll think of something
better, I'm sure
pokemasterwriter: I'm watching your flash movies right
now.
TheHeadlessMole: kool
pokemasterwriter: It's sad when you can't animate
mouths.
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: that was the first movie I
made
TheHeadlessMole: and while making it I
discovered the magic of keyframes
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: XD
pokemasterwriter: Now I'm reading the comics.
pokemasterwriter: Yours, I mean.
TheHeadlessMole: heh
TheHeadlessMole: cool
TheHeadlessMole: actually, there's another
movie that's not on the list there
TheHeadlessMole: it's kidna like yours in that it's
just me talking and being generally horrible
pokemasterwriter: I'll check it out now.
TheHeadlessMole: k00l
pokemasterwriter: You know, if you're fatally wounded,
you would die...
pokemasterwriter: Dying kinda covers that.
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: well, you know how it is
pokemasterwriter: Yeah.
pokemasterwriter: ...?
pokemasterwriter: I'm back to reading comics...
TheHeadlessMole: that's pretty much all I've
got
TheHeadlessMole: cool
TheHeadlessMole: I haven't updated the
comics in probably 2 months
TheHeadlessMole: i should probably get a
scanner if I'm going into the webcomic
business
pokemasterwriter: You should also probably... er...
pokemasterwriter: *bites tongue*
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: *tongue bleeds*
pokemasterwriter: *profusely*
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: that can't be good
pokemasterwriter: *very profusely*
TheHeadlessMole: that, too, is not good
pokemasterwriter: *so profusely, in fact, that...*
pokemasterwriter: *uh...*
pokemasterwriter: *er...
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: *I... can't think of anything...*
pokemasterwriter: *Oh, it's just bleeding profusely!*
pokemasterwriter: *...*
TheHeadlessMole: works for me lol
pokemasterwriter: *And we're back where we
started...*
pokemasterwriter: *DAMMIT!*
TheHeadlessMole: MUAHAHAHAHA
pokemasterwriter: (This show of idiotic narration has
been brought to you by mr_pikachu.)
pokemasterwriter: (If you want the torture to stop...)
pokemasterwriter: (Well, that's just too damn bad, isn't
it?)
pokemasterwriter: (Wait...)
TheHeadlessMole: yes, I suppose it is
pokemasterwriter: (In the torture, I get tortured...)
TheHeadlessMole: ?!?!?
pokemasterwriter: (...)
pokemasterwriter: (DAMMIT!)
pokemasterwriter: (This is not working.)
TheHeadlessMole: hahaha I have triumphed
again!
pokemasterwriter: (*Throws monitor out of window*)
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: (*Notices still-functioning computer*)
pokemasterwriter: (Oh shiut..,.)
TheHeadlessMole: rofl
pokemasterwriter: (Crapp..... now I hav to type wihout
sing what Im typig...)
pokemasterwriter: (*Tis sucs.)
TheHeadlessMole: hmmm
pokemasterwriter: *thros keyboar ot of winow*
TheHeadlessMole: I think you might--oh, wait,
you can't see this, can you?
TheHeadlessMole: damn
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: *clics litle butons wh moose*
pokemasterwriter: *I m an idot*
TheHeadlessMole: i agree
pokemasterwriter: *trow moosse outt o indw*
TheHeadlessMole: now you're screwed
pokemasterwriter: *px u mcropne*
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: *uss vice-rcogntion prgrem*
TheHeadlessMole: heh
TheHeadlessMole: soo...
pokemasterwriter: Eye hat diss cap pee come poo tour
TheHeadlessMole: yes...
TheHeadlessMole: i... see...
pokemasterwriter: Diss as tear I bull.
TheHeadlessMole: I agree
pokemasterwriter: U peace if shoot!
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: Eye wheel call U.
pokemasterwriter: New!
pokemasterwriter: Dam at!
TheHeadlessMole: roflmao
pokemasterwriter: Eye we'll cell yo!
TheHeadlessMole: YEA
TheHeadlessMole: go space-age technology!
pokemasterwriter: The peace if crepe!
TheHeadlessMole: XD
pokemasterwriter: U whell pee four tis!
TheHeadlessMole: lololol
pokemasterwriter: Eye wall born you're hose dean!
TheHeadlessMole: oo-
pokemasterwriter: *pun cheese peace oof sheet*
TheHeadlessMole: XD
pokemasterwriter: *tours of ma sheen*
pokemasterwriter: Day!
TheHeadlessMole: uh oh
TheHeadlessMole: where'd he go?
pokemasterwriter: Dee, doom ate!
pokemasterwriter: Dam nay shun!
TheHeadlessMole: :-P
pokemasterwriter: *sin sored*
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: hey lemme ask your
advice?
pokemasterwriter: Eye wool call you *sin sword*
*scene sored*
pokemasterwriter: *soaps*
TheHeadlessMole: lol
pokemasterwriter: Shoot up!
pokemasterwriter: Pout diss one they heed lease mule
fake!
pokemasterwriter: Hell oh?
TheHeadlessMole: sorry, I'm lost now
pokemasterwriter: Eat eh out!
TheHeadlessMole: uh...
pokemasterwriter: ...
pokemasterwriter: *says*
TheHeadlessMole: ell oh ell
pokemasterwriter: o cay, eel eeks plane at!
TheHeadlessMole: ok, shoot
TheHeadlessMole: actually, I have to go now
TheHeadlessMole: would you mind if I
included some o this in mah story
TheHeadlessMole: ?
TheHeadlessMole: AIMfic
TheHeadlessMole: well anywho, I gots to go
[dam parent], so I'll katch ye lateh!
pokemasterwriter: (Oh shiut..,.)
(Crapp..... now I hav to type wihout sing what Im typig...)
(*Tis sucs.)
*thros keyboar ot of winow*
*clics litle butons wh moose*
*I m an idot*
*trow moosse outt o indw*
*px u mcropne*
*uss vice-rcogntion prgrem*
Eye hat diss cap pee come poo tour
Diss as tear I bull.
U peace if shoot!
Eye wheel call U.
New!
Dam at!
Eye we'll cell yo!
The peace if crepe!
U whell pee four tis!
Eye wall born you're hose dean!
*pun cheese peace oof sheet*
*tours of ma sheen*
Day!
Dee, doom ate!
*sin sored*
Eye wool call you *sin sword* *scene sored*
Shoot up!
Pout diss one they heed lease mule fake!
Hell oh?
Eat eh out!
...
*says*
o cay, eel eeks plane at!
pokemasterwriter: Equals:
pokemasterwriter: (Oh shit...)
(Crap... now I have to type without seeing what I'm
typing...)
pokemasterwriter: (This sucks.)
pokemasterwriter: *throws keyboard out of window*
pokemasterwriter: *clicks little buttons with mouse*
TheHeadlessMole: I got it all up until the
tours of ma sheen
pokemasterwriter: *I am an idiot*
pokemasterwriter: *throws mouse out of window*
TheHeadlessMole: and then I just kinda got
lost
pokemasterwriter: *picks up microphone*
pokemasterwriter: *uses voice-recognition program*
pokemasterwriter: I hate this crappy computer.
pokemasterwriter: This is terrible
pokemasterwriter: You piece of shit!
pokemasterwriter: I will kill you.
pokemasterwriter: No!
pokemasterwriter: Damn it!
pokemasterwriter: The piece of crap!
pokemasterwriter: You will pay for this!
pokemasterwriter: I will burn your house down!
pokemasterwriter: *punches piece of shit*
pokemasterwriter: *turns off machine*
pokemasterwriter: Die!
pokemasterwriter: Die, damn it!
TheHeadlessMole: ah
TheHeadlessMole: i see
pokemasterwriter: *censored*
pokemasterwriter: I will kill you *censored* *censored*
pokemasterwriter: Shut up!
pokemasterwriter: Put this on the Headless Mole fic!
pokemasterwriter: Hello?
pokemasterwriter: Idiot!
pokemasterwriter: ...
TheHeadlessMole: yea
pokemasterwriter: *sighs*
pokemasterwriter: Okay, I'll explain it!
TheHeadlessMole: sweet
pokemasterwriter: ...And that's where we left off.
pokemasterwriter: Got it?
TheHeadlessMole: yes
pokemasterwriter: Good.
pokemasterwriter: Now, as I said...
TheHeadlessMole: and now I must unfortunately
leave due to me not having my own internet
access
TheHeadlessMole: :-(
pokemasterwriter: Okay, that's fine.
TheHeadlessMole: lata
TheHeadlessMole: r
pokemasterwriter: Just remember to post this on your fic!
pokemasterwriter: *waves*
TheHeadlessMole: you gots it
o_0
jimm
The Decapitated Mole
12th December 2004, 05:49 PM
New chapter, couple days old and missing one of the convos, but still somewhat decent.
HA!!!
All appearing in order of... starting... ness.
CHAPTER: *a number*
TheHeadlessMole: u watchin teh skateboardin debate?
TheHeadlessMole: ?
TheHeadlessMole: channel 16 dawg
kervinerven: Crapoids
kervinerven: I dont have that channel
TheHeadlessMole: ooh
TheHeadlessMole: that sux
kervinerven: how is the debate goin?
TheHeadlessMole: wonderful
TheHeadlessMole: nobody has come to say anythin against us in like an hour
kervinerven: ok so thats good
TheHeadlessMole: theres like a billion kids in the audience
TheHeadlessMole: they're all talkin
kervinerven: all skateboarders?
TheHeadlessMole: hell yea
kervinerven: notice anybody?
kervinerven: matt might even bee there
TheHeadlessMole: nah
TheHeadlessMole: saw a kid that looked like matt
TheHeadlessMole: but i don't kno if its him
TheHeadlessMole: hes sittin behind someone's chair
kervinerven: ooh
TheHeadlessMole: lol
kervinerven: u think he is or is he?
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: g2g
TheHeadlessMole: l8r
kervinerven: cya'
*before this, I talked to Jay and then he left and his brother came on. His brother told me to go away, I said no, an argument ensued, and then I closed the window. This happened afterwards*
Jayguy00: y am i talking to u
TheHeadlessMole: i have no idea
Jayguy00: then leave and never show your cyber ass around these parts again
TheHeadlessMole: *tucks his tail between his legs and runs*
Jayguy00: i'm all and powerful!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheHeadlessMole: cowers in fear of tha POWAAAAA
Jayguy00: go cross the canadian border
TheHeadlessMole: oh I'm already up here
Jayguy00: them go to mexico
TheHeadlessMole: boooo
Jayguy00: racest basterd
TheHeadlessMole: mexico has those damn illegal american immigrants takin all the jobs
Jayguy00: what about thoes DAMN candians
TheHeadlessMole: well, we have to blame them, of course
Jayguy00: ya they invented the moose
TheHeadlessMole: i kno
TheHeadlessMole: and then it migrated down here to NH
TheHeadlessMole: now we're infested with 'em
Jayguy00: stuped moose there related to the skatebord
TheHeadlessMole: i kno
TheHeadlessMole: and those damn skateboards
TheHeadlessMole: always crashin into cars and hurtin them
Jayguy00: ya with there 4 weels and stuff
TheHeadlessMole: i kno
TheHeadlessMole: 3 is enough!
Jayguy00: is this Jimbo
TheHeadlessMole: why yes it is, my good man
Jayguy00: alite
Jayguy00: is your hair still poofaly
Jayguy00: answer me!!!!
TheHeadlessMole: sorta
TheHeadlessMole: my dad made me cut it
TheHeadlessMole: but its growin back
Jayguy00: what does that mean
TheHeadlessMole: it's about half as long as it used to be
Jayguy00: oh
Jayguy00: gerbiles
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: they're foozy
Jayguy00: and how bout them hocky players
TheHeadlessMole: totally uncool
Jayguy00: the game
Jayguy00: is uncool
TheHeadlessMole: pshaw to the game
TheHeadlessMole: that's what I say
Jayguy00: here-e here-e to thar ma man (YOU CAN FIND STUFF IN THE FLOWERS)
TheHeadlessMole: AHHHH!!!
TheHeadlessMole: MAKE IT STOP!!!
TheHeadlessMole: by the way, do you want the latest chapters of that?
TheHeadlessMole: I don't know if you have them or not
Jayguy00: NO JAY DOSENT HAVE THEM
Jayguy00: JUST SEND THE WHOLE STORY
TheHeadlessMole: okay
TheHeadlessMole: what's the email address?
Jayguy00: and $5 million if you ever want to know what is in thoes damn flowers
TheHeadlessMole: hah
Jayguy00: jayguy00@aol.com
TheHeadlessMole: ok
TheHeadlessMole: I'll send it to you soon
Jayguy00: arrrr im a pirate >:o an angry pirate
TheHeadlessMole: lol
Jayguy00: :'(thats soooooo nice
TheHeadlessMole: o_0
Jayguy00: how dare you, you made me cry
Jayguy00: oh well i must go now
TheHeadlessMole: altrighty then
TheHeadlessMole: catch ya later dawgzzzzzzzzz
Jayguy00: but not until i have found the true meaning of the cosmofutilescantode and fully erect every single atom in side of i then i will shove it up your ass burn you and pee-pee on the ashes
Jayguy00: damn i make good speches
TheHeadlessMole: u do
TheHeadlessMole: that was very moving
Jayguy00: THANKS
Jayguy00: jimMbOOOOOO Jay loves you this
(L-----------O------------V----------E)
MUCH
TheHeadlessMole: im frightened
Jayguy00: YOU SHOUD BE. YOU SHOUD BE!!!! RUN , RUN AS FAST AS U CAN BE FOR THAT BLASTED MAN GETS U AY
TheHeadlessMole: o dear
TheHeadlessMole: *runs*
Jayguy00 signed off at 9:10:20 PM.
TheIMnameOfMax: YO JIMM!
TheHeadlessMole: WADDUP
TheHeadlessMole: u watchin teh debate?
TheIMnameOfMax: no
TheIMnameOfMax: i am eating a cupcake tho
TheHeadlessMole: u should watch the debate
TheHeadlessMole: theres like a million skateboarders there speaking
TheIMnameOfMax: wut chanel?
TheHeadlessMole: 16
TheHeadlessMole: teh public access channel
TheIMnameOfMax: cool
TheIMnameOfMax: GO THAT GUY!
TheIMnameOfMax: YAY FOR THE FAT COOL GUY!
TheIMnameOfMax: iv been in that room
TheHeadlessMole: that guy sucks
TheHeadlessMole: hes arguing against us
TheHeadlessMole: dumbass
TheIMnameOfMax: he is?
TheIMnameOfMax: BOO THE FAT UGLY GUY!
TheIMnameOfMax: cough cough
TheHeadlessMole: XD
TheIMnameOfMax: ugh... saftey
TheIMnameOfMax: cough cough cough
TheIMnameOfMax: cough some more
TheHeadlessMole: heh
TheIMnameOfMax: SOMBODY SHUT THAT GUY WHO IS COUGHING UP!
TheIMnameOfMax: g that kid
TheIMnameOfMax: thats the same arguemenet i used on my mom
TheIMnameOfMax: and it worked
TheIMnameOfMax: =>
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheIMnameOfMax: i use my skate board as a mode of transportation
TheHeadlessMole: i use mine as a pain can holder
TheIMnameOfMax: if they got tony hawk there, sk8bording would not be banned
TheHeadlessMole: hell yea
TheIMnameOfMax: EMAIL HIM!
TheHeadlessMole: never
TheIMnameOfMax: lol, y not?
TheIMnameOfMax: i emailed jimmy page
TheHeadlessMole: u do it
TheHeadlessMole: loser
TheIMnameOfMax: lol
TheHeadlessMole: did he respond?
TheIMnameOfMax: i think it was a fake address
TheIMnameOfMax: it was more like a forum to the band
TheHeadlessMole: heh
TheIMnameOfMax: is that guy for us or against us?
TheHeadlessMole: against
TheHeadlessMole: hes one of the oens who started this whole motion
TheIMnameOfMax: then y did he just say it should be up to parrents?
TheIMnameOfMax: boal of oatmeal
TheIMnameOfMax: nice
TheHeadlessMole: XD
TheIMnameOfMax: we should start a motion banning cars on the street cuz there unsafe
TheHeadlessMole: oh yes
TheIMnameOfMax: we wont... lol
TheHeadlessMole: :-(
TheHeadlessMole: goddamit
TheIMnameOfMax: he said we wont flip u off or anything, so i said o we wont...
TheIMnameOfMax: lol
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheIMnameOfMax: i kno that kid
TheHeadlessMole: i dont
TheHeadlessMole: but i sorta kno the last kid who was up
TheIMnameOfMax: Ya excersize!
TheIMnameOfMax: YA! WUT SHE SAID!... sorta, maybe
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: sorta
TheIMnameOfMax: ray is singing national anthem friday
TheHeadlessMole: nice
TheHeadlessMole: i wanna hear dat
TheIMnameOfMax: ya
TheIMnameOfMax: STUPID FAT GUY!
TheIMnameOfMax: guy on tv
TheHeadlessMole: hell yea
TheHeadlessMole: he started the whole thing
TheIMnameOfMax: GRR... infsct! EXTENDO-GRRRRRRRRRRRR! if he dont like sk8bordin he should move to somewhere like california
TheHeadlessMole: oh yes
TheHeadlessMole: where he can be overwhelmed with skeatborders
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheIMnameOfMax: lol
TheIMnameOfMax: is that cop 4 us or against us? i mean just dont kno... hes sooo ... neutrual....
TheHeadlessMole: yes
TheHeadlessMole: neutral
TheIMnameOfMax: thoes neuturals u just dont know, @ least w/ the enemy u kno where they stand, they stand against u, but the neutruals *glres*
TheIMnameOfMax: ** *glares*
TheHeadlessMole: i kno
TheHeadlessMole: totally
TheIMnameOfMax: did they pass it?
TheHeadlessMole: no
TheHeadlessMole: thay passed a motion to table it
TheHeadlessMole: and took a 5 minute recess
TheIMnameOfMax: and that means?
TheHeadlessMole: postpone further consideration to a future date
TheHeadlessMole: they took no action tonight
TheHeadlessMole: ... are my dad's exact words
TheHeadlessMole: g2g
TheHeadlessMole: l8r
TheIMnameOfMax: l8r
TheHeadlessMole: yo
Auto response from E1337DDR: I'm sick of you, I'm sick of me, I'm sick of life.
TheHeadlessMole: get back here
E1337DDR: hi
TheHeadlessMole: hey, i have a favor to ask
E1337DDR: ?
TheHeadlessMole: could you re-record the mom lines in a more... normal... voice?
TheHeadlessMole: i mean, that voice is good
E1337DDR: lol
TheHeadlessMole: but it sounds way too much like steve's prof tree voice
E1337DDR: ok
TheHeadlessMole: aight, cool
TheHeadlessMole: but there's a slight complication
E1337DDR: not right now, got HW and everyone's sleeping and stuff
E1337DDR: eh?
TheHeadlessMole: I've already animated like half of them, so if you could try and do them in sync... ish... to the mouth movements and your old lines, so I don't have to animate them again, that'd be a huge help
TheHeadlessMole: cause I've spent like 15 hours in the past 2 days on that
E1337DDR: ok i'll try
TheHeadlessMole: sweet, thanks
TheHeadlessMole: I'll upload it now so you can check it out
TheHeadlessMole: its takin a while, the file s like 2 megs
Auto response from E1337DDR: I'm sick of you, me, and life.
Shut up.
TheHeadlessMole: yea rite
TheHeadlessMole: u wish
TheHeadlessMole: ok
Auto response from E1337DDR: I'm sick of you, me, and life.
Shut up.
TheHeadlessMole: www.freakyface.cjb.net/hep1.swf
TheHeadlessMole: it's there when u get bak
TheHeadlessMole: g2g
TheHeadlessMole: l8r
Micky Onimusha: hey
TheHeadlessMole: yo
Micky Onimusha: cool viddie
TheHeadlessMole: thx
Micky Onimusha: like my awards collection :D?
TheHeadlessMole: i have like 1/3 of the first episode done
TheHeadlessMole: oh yes
Micky Onimusha: lol
TheHeadlessMole: well done
Micky Onimusha: venusaur said he's glad I won it, no1 on the board is mroe sadistic than me
Micky Onimusha: :D that felt really good
TheHeadlessMole: lol
Micky Onimusha: didnt help the ego problem though :$
TheHeadlessMole: well
Micky Onimusha: lol
TheHeadlessMole: see, i don't have that problem
Micky Onimusha: I do, I've got the "I AM SO GREAT" syndrome
TheHeadlessMole: heh
Micky Onimusha: on top of the prestigious "00bersadistic" award, I have 1 and 1/3 Best new writer awards
TheHeadlessMole: i kno
TheHeadlessMole: great job
Micky Onimusha: ^_^ its been a good few months for me
TheHeadlessMole: i got 2 awards
TheHeadlessMole: the most ever for me
Micky Onimusha: lol
TheHeadlessMole: 3 1/2 years and that's my best
TheHeadlessMole: *indignance*
Micky Onimusha: I'll probs only get 1 tops next year though cos I'm no longer a new writer
Micky Onimusha: so I'd be down 1 and 1/3 awards
TheHeadlessMole: heh
Micky Onimusha: lol, 8 ppl in the WL
Micky Onimusha: thats the most ever isnt it? Oo
TheHeadlessMole: heh
Micky Onimusha: the draw of the SP's
TheHeadlessMole: of course
Micky Onimusha: lol
Micky Onimusha: *is so so self satisfied*
TheHeadlessMole: im not on now, cause im watchin an aldermanic meeting
Micky Onimusha: ah
TheHeadlessMole: they're trying to ban skateboards and rollerblades from my city
Micky Onimusha: I made an Epilogue and started on my 1st chaps :D
TheHeadlessMole: nice
Micky Onimusha: very :-)
Micky Onimusha: btw, this is re-re-re-writing
TheHeadlessMole: lol
Micky Onimusha: my last chaps were too bland
TheHeadlessMole: meh
TheHeadlessMole: i liked the first one
Micky Onimusha: meh, I think this 1st 1 is better so far
TheHeadlessMole: well then
Micky Onimusha: lol
Micky Onimusha: my original 1st chap wasnt half bad though
Micky Onimusha: but my origianl felt better than my rewrite
Micky Onimusha: i dunno how this re-rewrite stands
Micky Onimusha: (btw, when I say my original, thats technically a rewrite as well, cos I posted the original TPW as an unamed shit fic)
TheHeadlessMole: XD
Micky Onimusha: you should see how many times TPW has been on SPP
Micky Onimusha: along the lines of 7 times Oo
TheHeadlessMole: heh
TheHeadlessMole: i left spp
TheHeadlessMole: no replies, same problem as always
Micky Onimusha: lol
Micky Onimusha: i deleted my old 1
Micky Onimusha: 7 1 stars, major problem
Micky Onimusha: lol
Micky Onimusha: well, not my old 1, it was my 4th 1
Micky Onimusha: I think someone hated it and made 7 accounts to spite it
TheHeadlessMole: XD
Micky Onimusha: stupidities :-(
TheHeadlessMole: this is awesome
Micky Onimusha: what is?
TheHeadlessMole: there's like 200 kids in the alderman room speaking against this proposal
TheHeadlessMole: its so cool
Micky Onimusha: kl
TheHeadlessMole: some of them are like 7
TheHeadlessMole: its sweet
Micky Onimusha: klk
Micky Onimusha: but "Alderman" ? whats that?
TheHeadlessMole: like our city-council
TheHeadlessMole: ish
TheHeadlessMole: they vote on the laws and such
Micky Onimusha: ok
Micky Onimusha: is my sig too big#?
TheHeadlessMole: i dont kno
TheHeadlessMole: im not on
Micky Onimusha: hmm, ok
TheHeadlessMole: but probably not
Micky Onimusha: I'm not sure wha tthe sig rules are
TheHeadlessMole: im of the opinion that no sig is too big
Micky Onimusha: ok
Micky Onimusha: where are the rules? Oo
TheHeadlessMole: i dont think there are any
TheHeadlessMole: if suzie thinks it's too long, she'll own it
Micky Onimusha: kewl
TheHeadlessMole: like she did mine
Micky Onimusha: lol
Micky Onimusha: "own it" ?
Micky Onimusha: I.E edit it?
TheHeadlessMole: i was one of the first sigs owned
TheHeadlessMole: yea
Micky Onimusha: ah
TheHeadlessMole: it'll be deleted to say just owned
TheHeadlessMole: i believe i was number 9
Micky Onimusha: ah
Micky Onimusha: Suz is kewl, she'd never do that to me
Micky Onimusha: ^_^
TheHeadlessMole: psh
Micky Onimusha: lol
TheHeadlessMole: we've had some... disagreements... in the past
Micky Onimusha: *saves his coding just icnase it gets owned*
TheHeadlessMole: heh
Micky Onimusha: u and suz?
TheHeadlessMole: ea
TheHeadlessMole: yea
Micky Onimusha: aww
TheHeadlessMole: heh
Micky Onimusha: how can you have anythin against that cute lil thing?
Micky Onimusha: "This is how. 1stly, she likes the custard mouse"
Micky Onimusha: *continues in similar fashion*
TheHeadlessMole: indeedly so
Micky Onimusha: if you didnt notice, she was my 1 shot character :D
TheHeadlessMole: i dont think i did
TheHeadlessMole: but thanks for pointin it out
TheHeadlessMole: :P
Micky Onimusha: ah, ok
Micky Onimusha: lol
Micky Onimusha: yeah, Suz (and part of her personality, or what I've got of it) was the main character
TheHeadlessMole: you'd better not let her find out
TheHeadlessMole: she'll sue
Micky Onimusha: she was fine with it
Micky Onimusha: how else do you think I got details abotu her appeaence...
TheHeadlessMole: uh...
Micky Onimusha: *hell, she even congratulated me when I won*
TheHeadlessMole: o pshaw
TheHeadlessMole: do u see anybody congratulating me?!
Micky Onimusha: 1st time I ever seen her use the :-) smiley
TheHeadlessMole: hells no!
Micky Onimusha: lol
TheHeadlessMole: *continued indignance*
Micky Onimusha: start winning stuff :P
Micky Onimusha: do you think this is an ok quote for my siggy:
"What other countries don’t understand is that we, the English, invented sport, and sport is designed for England to win. So when England loses at a sport, it’s not England playing the game badly. It’s the other country showing bad manners, Australia of course possessing some of the worst manners in the worldwide."
TheHeadlessMole: XD
TheHeadlessMole: that's friggin hilarious
Micky Onimusha: was also thinking of adding "Now India, thats a country with Good manners"
TheHeadlessMole: no
TheHeadlessMole: it's gotta be America
Micky Onimusha: It's something Al Murray said at 1 of his comedy shows
Micky Onimusha: lol
Micky Onimusha: yeah
TheHeadlessMole: when's the last time wo won a world cup again?
TheHeadlessMole: Oh, that's right...
Micky Onimusha: lol
Micky Onimusha: btw, do you guys actually compete in internatial tournaments?
Micky Onimusha: cos, I mean, your country is the only country that beleives American Football isn't a Rugby rip off
Micky Onimusha: everyone else plays Rugby, you guys play it with pansy pads
TheHeadlessMole: i kno
TheHeadlessMole: except in PE sometimes
TheHeadlessMole: then we play smear the quee
TheHeadlessMole: r
TheHeadlessMole: which is like rugby with a vollyball
Micky Onimusha: you guys need to be more like your southern brothers Brazil
TheHeadlessMole: and it never stops
Micky Onimusha: except have better manners than them
TheHeadlessMole: this, I know.
TheHeadlessMole: XD
Micky Onimusha: ah
Micky Onimusha: lol
Micky Onimusha: I actually love being at TPM now
TheHeadlessMole: I've always loved it
Micky Onimusha: I already feel like a Veteran with 4 awards /trophysto brag about :D
TheHeadlessMole: although it was better back in the UBB days
TheHeadlessMole: lol
Micky Onimusha: lol
Micky Onimusha: when I first came I was a bit unsure
Micky Onimusha: because it had a population of about 30 actual members
Micky Onimusha: UBB?
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: we have now a VB
TheHeadlessMole: back in 2001-early 02 we had a ubb
TheHeadlessMole: it was much better
Micky Onimusha: whats UBB?
Micky Onimusha: ah
TheHeadlessMole: its like VB but more user-friendly and interactive and such
TheHeadlessMole: you can see it if you search pokemasters.net on web.archive.org
Micky Onimusha: ok
Micky Onimusha: ok
TheHeadlessMole: ok
Micky Onimusha: anyway, when do I do a VA audition
Micky Onimusha: 1stly, I wanna know if my mic is shit cos I suspect it to be staticy
Micky Onimusha: lol
Micky Onimusha: ok?
TheHeadlessMole: sounds like a play
TheHeadlessMole: *plan
Micky Onimusha: ah
TheHeadlessMole: tell you what, I'll send you some lines from the script of episode one to audition whichever ones you like, if you wanna do it that way
Micky Onimusha: ok
TheHeadlessMole: email address?
Micky Onimusha: mickyonimusha@aol.com
TheHeadlessMole: kk
TheHeadlessMole: actually, I don't need it
Micky Onimusha: lol
TheHeadlessMole: just go to www.freakyface.cjb.net/hroskrpt.txt
TheHeadlessMole: but I'd recommend saving the file first
Micky Onimusha: ok
TheHeadlessMole: cause I typed it in the ms0dos editer and it doesn't work well in a browser
Micky Onimusha: ok
TheHeadlessMole: and now i have to go
TheHeadlessMole: so I'll talk 2 ya later
Micky Onimusha: bye
Xpadfootlivesx: eeeeyy
TheHeadlessMole: yo
TheHeadlessMole: wizzup
Xpadfootlivesx: nm
Xpadfootlivesx: you
TheHeadlessMole: same
TheHeadlessMole: just watched the skateboardin debate
Xpadfootlivesx: that's what max is talking about
TheHeadlessMole: yea
Xpadfootlivesx: this motion does not affect me at all
TheHeadlessMole: i told him to tune in
Xpadfootlivesx: like, not in the slightest
Xpadfootlivesx: maybe it will in the future
TheHeadlessMole: me either, really, except that if it passes I'll learn to skateboard and do it everywhere
Xpadfootlivesx: if a skateboarder ever runs me ober
Xpadfootlivesx: lol
TheHeadlessMole: g2g
TheHeadlessMole: l8r
Xpadfootlivesx: cya
If you read that whole thing, as you know, there's a nice little treat for you. Have fun with it, you hideous fools.
o_0
jimm
The Decapitated Mole
15th December 2004, 06:28 PM
Wow, a new chapter already. This one is just me and brian. If you knew either of us, you would know that this is almost exactly like every conversation we've ever had. It's quite eerie, actually. I just spoke to him on the phone and we spent 10 minutes discussing his improper use of the word 'conundrum.' In our own special way, of course.
stewieismyhero67: so j-j-j-j-jimbo
TheHeadlessMole: yo
stewieismyhero67: how goes it
TheHeadlessMole: spot on, old bean, spot on
stewieismyhero67: cherio
stewieismyhero67: still going to the mall ??????
TheHeadlessMole: p-rob
stewieismyhero67: wha?
stewieismyhero67: wha?
TheHeadlessMole: prob
stewieismyhero67: oh
stewieismyhero67: HOHOHO!
stewieismyhero67: cool
TheHeadlessMole: hell yea
stewieismyhero67: still need a shopping buddy?
TheHeadlessMole: yea
stewieismyhero67: well
stewieismyhero67: that might be me
stewieismyhero67: when would we go?
TheHeadlessMole: prob round 5-6-ish
stewieismyhero67: okey dokey
stewieismyhero67: i might go
TheHeadlessMole: koolio
stewieismyhero67: call me at *number deleted*
TheHeadlessMole: kk
stewieismyhero67: please hold all applause
stewieismyhero67: until the performance is over
TheHeadlessMole: you better believe i will
stewieismyhero67: good man
TheHeadlessMole: shutup mr cote
stewieismyhero67: g-o-o-d m-a-n
stewieismyhero67: lol
stewieismyhero67: and im a man who enjoys his taffy
TheHeadlessMole: *chews taffy*
stewieismyhero67: hmmmm
stewieismyhero67: mmmmhmmmm
TheHeadlessMole: XD
stewieismyhero67: oh my goodness
stewieismyhero67: lol
stewieismyhero67: TO THE MAX!
TheHeadlessMole: max, eh?
stewieismyhero67: not maxamillion
stewieismyhero67: to the maximum
TheHeadlessMole: max, eh???
stewieismyhero67: sure
stewieismyhero67: whos driving us to da mall
TheHeadlessMole: I DUNNO
TheHeadlessMole: sry
TheHeadlessMole: prob my dad
stewieismyhero67: ok ok ok
stewieismyhero67: u dont have to shout
TheHeadlessMole: sry
stewieismyhero67: :'(
TheHeadlessMole: i lost control 4 a sec
TheHeadlessMole: i flew rite off tha handle
TheHeadlessMole: wont happen again
TheHeadlessMole: couldnt be helped
stewieismyhero67: lol
stewieismyhero67: i need to go by spencers
TheHeadlessMole: sounds good
TheHeadlessMole: me too
stewieismyhero67: i hear they have a hip flask belt buckle
TheHeadlessMole: i need a shocker pen
TheHeadlessMole: oh
TheHeadlessMole: thats teh shit
stewieismyhero67: A FREAKIN HIP FLASK!
TheHeadlessMole: i kno
TheHeadlessMole: teh shit
TheHeadlessMole: as i stated previously
stewieismyhero67: for storing miniscule amounts of liquor
TheHeadlessMole: oh yes indeedydo
stewieismyhero67: yeah
stewieismyhero67: quite alright
stewieismyhero67: looo
stewieismyhero67: oooooooooooooool
stewieismyhero67: what the hell
TheHeadlessMole: yes
TheHeadlessMole: what the hell indeed
stewieismyhero67: YES?!?!
stewieismyhero67: IT WASNT A QUESTION!
TheHeadlessMole: que pasa my good man
TheHeadlessMole: que pasa
stewieismyhero67: gggggiddyup
TheHeadlessMole: lol
stewieismyhero67: = whats up
stewieismyhero67: de nada my good man
stewieismyhero67: de nada
stewieismyhero67: excuse me
TheHeadlessMole: yiggidy yiggidy yo, my main man
TheHeadlessMole: sup on tha east side?
stewieismyhero67: i have to use the outhouse
TheHeadlessMole: terribly sorry
TheHeadlessMole: to hear about that
stewieismyhero67: its even got a little moon carved into it
TheHeadlessMole: do go on
TheHeadlessMole: sounds exquisite
stewieismyhero67: its made of wood
stewieismyhero67: THE SPLINTER!!!!!!!!!
TheHeadlessMole: you and your splinter
stewieismyhero67: my GOD
stewieismyhero67: dawson stole my key
stewieismyhero67: he went in my house, took the key, then lost it
TheHeadlessMole: XD
TheHeadlessMole: dawsons my hero
TheHeadlessMole: my key-stealing, mail-eating ero
TheHeadlessMole: *hero
stewieismyhero67: laugh it up
TheHeadlessMole: oh i most certainly will
stewieismyhero67: laugh it up bitch
stewieismyhero67: thats right
TheHeadlessMole: im laughin it up
stewieismyhero67: *shakes head in shame that he knows you*
TheHeadlessMole: o pshaw
stewieismyhero67: i must go
stewieismyhero67: TO THE BATBATHROOM
TheHeadlessMole: funnnnnn
stewieismyhero67: or
stewieismyhero67: as i lie to call it
stewieismyhero67: the BAThroom
TheHeadlessMole: woah
TheHeadlessMole: great reference there
TheHeadlessMole: you sir are hilarious
stewieismyhero67: y thank you lord of the hat
TheHeadlessMole: oh it's no problem
TheHeadlessMole: im just a real great guy and all
stewieismyhero67: i have to stop chit chatting and get to work on my homework
TheHeadlessMole: really
stewieismyhero67: oh yes
TheHeadlessMole: i find that hard to believe
stewieismyhero67: but ill be back soon enough
TheHeadlessMole: o pshaw
stewieismyhero67: dont u worry
TheHeadlessMole: hey
stewieismyhero67: yo
TheHeadlessMole: quick question
stewieismyhero67: si
TheHeadlessMole: if i give u a ride 2thamall, can u give me a ride home?
stewieismyhero67: maybe
TheHeadlessMole: maybe as in *probably not* or maybe as in *probably yes*?
stewieismyhero67: well
stewieismyhero67: idk if ill be able to go
TheHeadlessMole: well
stewieismyhero67: cause i have dinner around 5-6
TheHeadlessMole: ah
stewieismyhero67: maybe
stewieismyhero67: idk
TheHeadlessMole: then ask
TheHeadlessMole: foo
TheHeadlessMole: foo
TheHeadlessMole: bunny foo foo
stewieismyhero67: my moms not home
TheHeadlessMole: that guy was cool
TheHeadlessMole: always hopping
TheHeadlessMole: little bunny foo foo
TheHeadlessMole: i forgot the little
TheHeadlessMole: silly me
TheHeadlessMole: little bunny foo foo
TheHeadlessMole: hoppin thru the forest
TheHeadlessMole: *sings*
stewieismyhero67: little bunny foo foo hoppin thru the forest pickin up the field mice and boom boppin em on the head
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: i was gonna send u somethin
TheHeadlessMole: wat was it?
stewieismyhero67: how the hell am i supposed to know
TheHeadlessMole: well i told u wat it was
TheHeadlessMole: i asked u if u saw somethin
TheHeadlessMole: o yea
TheHeadlessMole: teh bonus stage waterman crossover
stewieismyhero67: nopr
stewieismyhero67: nope
TheHeadlessMole: u will see it
TheHeadlessMole: www.bonusstages.com/bs40.swf
TheHeadlessMole: its hilarious
stewieismyhero67: no
TheHeadlessMole: yes
stewieismyhero67: no
stewieismyhero67: not right now
TheHeadlessMole: and y not, i ask u
stewieismyhero67: im not at liberty to disclose that information
TheHeadlessMole: o really
TheHeadlessMole: i resent that
stewieismyhero67: this message will self destruct in
stewieismyhero67: 5
stewieismyhero67: 4
stewieismyhero67: 3
stewieismyhero67: 2
TheHeadlessMole: ahhh
stewieismyhero67: 1
TheHeadlessMole: its gonna blo
TheHeadlessMole: ....
stewieismyhero67: BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheHeadlessMole: ;asdknfksdjfkasdfjskfjsklfksflksfl;
TheHeadlessMole: ^death
stewieismyhero67: boom
TheHeadlessMole: kfm;slakfjklfjsklfjlsdjfasdklfsdfj
TheHeadlessMole: ^death two
stewieismyhero67: boom
TheHeadlessMole: lkasjfl
stewieismyhero67: boom
TheHeadlessMole: ^minideath
stewieismyhero67: boom
stewieismyhero67: boom
TheHeadlessMole: asd
stewieismyhero67: boom]
TheHeadlessMole: a
TheHeadlessMole: s
stewieismyhero67: boom
TheHeadlessMole: d
stewieismyhero67: shockwaves
TheHeadlessMole: 'Bonus Stage: The Episode Guide: The Motion Picture'
TheHeadlessMole: when will ur mom get home?
TheHeadlessMole: my dads bein all antsy
stewieismyhero67: soon
TheHeadlessMole: kool
TheHeadlessMole: 'good. good.'
stewieismyhero67: i gtg
stewieismyhero67: call me when you want to leave
stewieismyhero67: *number deleted*
TheHeadlessMole: aightaight
stewieismyhero67 signed off at 4:30:05 PM.
Frightening, ain't it?
o_0
jimm
The Decapitated Mole
9th February 2005, 03:16 PM
Well, new chapter. It's not all that special, but I figured I should have something to show for all my... aim...ing. Yeah. My aiming.
CHAPTER THIRTEEN!!!
smartguy797025: hello hello
smartguy797025: ohla
TheHeadlessMole: yo
smartguy797025: so
smartguy797025: anything new?
smartguy797025: banana boy
smartguy797025: ?
smartguy797025: /chief
smartguy797025: ?
TheHeadlessMole: no
smartguy797025: oh
smartguy797025: r u going to watch the super bowl?
smartguy797025: i know that u don't watch football but i mean
smartguy797025: it is the super bowll
TheHeadlessMole: yea
smartguy797025: *bowl
TheHeadlessMole: gonna watch it at steves
smartguy797025: good
smartguy797025: Schroeder scored a goal in hockey yesterday
TheHeadlessMole: wow?
smartguy797025: ya
smartguy797025: there were only two goals yesterday
smartguy797025: and he got the winning goal
smartguy797025: which was the first one
smartguy797025: which means that they shut out trinity
TheHeadlessMole: well trinity sucks
TheHeadlessMole: at everything
smartguy797025: ya
smartguy797025: did u beat them in soccer?
TheHeadlessMole: yea
smartguy797025: good
TheHeadlessMole: like a million to one
smartguy797025: lol
smartguy797025: soooooo
smartguy797025: u know who is a more annoying singer than ashlee simpson?
smartguy797025: ?
smartguy797025: ?
smartguy797025: ur so not there
smartguy797025: g2g
smartguy797025: bye
smartguy797025 signed off at 9:11:47 AM.
'Nother Convo
TheHeadlessMole: hey there frankenstein
stewieismyhero67: ill kick u in the frankenstein
TheHeadlessMole: but i dont have a frankenstein
TheHeadlessMole: unlike you
TheHeadlessMole: frankenstein
stewieismyhero67: w/e
TheHeadlessMole: oh you bet ur ass w/e
stewieismyhero67: im not gunna bet my add
stewieismyhero67: ass*
TheHeadlessMole: oh
TheHeadlessMole: great typing job there frankenstein
stewieismyhero67: yes
TheHeadlessMole: try getting some lessons before you tangle with the jambo-man
TheHeadlessMole: OWNED!!!
TheHeadlessMole: and that's why you don't mess with the best
TheHeadlessMole: you mess with the REST
stewieismyhero67: ill kick u in the jambo
TheHeadlessMole: looks like you've got me there
stewieismyhero67: yep
TheHeadlessMole: but wait!
stewieismyhero67: no
TheHeadlessMole: THERE'S MORE!
stewieismyhero67: oh god
TheHeadlessMole: Your mom OHHHHHHHHH!!!!
TheHeadlessMole: U JUST GUT PWNZDDD
stewieismyhero67: ill kill u
TheHeadlessMole: dawg
TheHeadlessMole: u wish u could kill this
TheHeadlessMole: but u cant
TheHeadlessMole: unfortunately, im unkillable
TheHeadlessMole: have you seen the toaster?
stewieismyhero67: no
TheHeadlessMole: it's gone missing
stewieismyhero67: right-o
TheHeadlessMole: no thanks to you
stewieismyhero67: ILL KILL YOU!!!!!
TheHeadlessMole: but I'm not ill
TheHeadlessMole: im perfectly fine
stewieismyhero67: idc, ill kill you
TheHeadlessMole: u
TheHeadlessMole: You'll c
stewieismyhero67: i will
TheHeadlessMole: you will c beyond you're wildest dreams
TheHeadlessMole: u seen teh new pq preview?
stewieismyhero67: pq?
TheHeadlessMole: peasants quest
stewieismyhero67: nope
TheHeadlessMole: its AWESOME
TheHeadlessMole: www.homestarrunner.com/filmstyle_trogdor.swf
TheHeadlessMole: dood, u have ms larose too?
stewieismyhero67: i did
TheHeadlessMole: o
TheHeadlessMole: isnt she teh biggest bitch?
stewieismyhero67: yeah
TheHeadlessMole: and the brothman totally had her second block
stewieismyhero67: ouch
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: o btw im workin on teh Gothman vs Mister Conundrum toon
stewieismyhero67: lol
stewieismyhero67: sweet
TheHeadlessMole: and then im gonna do teh spinoff - MC and the Conundrum Kids
TheHeadlessMole: or better yet
TheHeadlessMole: Konundrum Kids
TheHeadlessMole: MC and teh KKs
stewieismyhero67: lol
stewieismyhero67: lol
PancaKe
10th February 2005, 01:13 AM
You are soo soo lost ^.^
However, it is interesting to read someone elses convos. Its kinda like, earvesdropping, but not...
^.^
The Decapitated Mole
15th February 2005, 03:29 PM
Well who doesn't like to drop a couple eaves every now and then?
Also, CHAPTER FOURTEEN
these convos take place over a couple of days, I think from tuesday or wednesday through sunday. Couple good ones in here. Each convo is separated by a bunch of spaces [lines]. I know most of you've probably figured that out already, but a copule of these are real short and abruptly ended, so I thought it'd be good to say. And yes, I talk to steve[legendary skittle[previously kopiok] a lot.
TheHeadlessMole: www.bonusstages.com/bs42.swf
TheHeadlessMole: its teh shit
LegendarySkittle: lol
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: its awesome
LegendarySkittle signed off at 8:06:14 PM.
LegendarySkittle signed on at 8:08:34 PM.
TheHeadlessMole: im so pissed
LegendarySkittle: y?
TheHeadlessMole: i ruined my headphones
LegendarySkittle: :/
TheHeadlessMole: remember how i told u i recorded all them freq songs thru my TV audio output?
TheHeadlessMole: well when i first tried to hook it up i accidentally plugged one of the things into the video output without knowing
TheHeadlessMole: i put on my headphones to see if it'd work through the computer, turned on the ps, and SHAZAM!
LegendarySkittle: o_O
TheHeadlessMole: shocked the hell out of my ears, they hurt for like an hour after that
TheHeadlessMole: and now the left side's gone dead
TheHeadlessMole: and they were the sweet sweet duct tape headphones, too
TheHeadlessMole: I've had these things since seventh grade
TheHeadlessMole: *is using them now to listen to Funky Dope Maneuver*
LegendarySkittle: lol
TheHeadlessMole: i heart this song
TheHeadlessMole: it ties with SGG and EOYW for fav freq song
TheHeadlessMole: hey, did we have science hw?
LegendarySkittle: I don't think so
TheHeadlessMole: sweet
TheHeadlessMole: did we have english homework?
TheHeadlessMole: lol
LegendarySkittle: if you didn't finnish that essay
TheHeadlessMole: o
TheHeadlessMole: sweet sweet schaminy i dont have any hw
LegendarySkittle: k
TheHeadlessMole: dood it's bupday!
LegendarySkittle: yay!
TheHeadlessMole: [aka bup's b-day]
TheHeadlessMole: quote from a mod
LegendarySkittle: lol
TheHeadlessMole: Indeed, in honor of Bup's birthday Bup can do whatever, whenever, and wherever the hell he wants (with the exception of banning people and posting in News and Announcements).
LegendarySkittle: lol
TheHeadlessMole: http://www.adiversions.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=6870&
TheHeadlessMole: brb
TheHeadlessMole: bak
LegendarySkittle: hi
TheHeadlessMole: i totally told max im gonna get im for stealin ur away message
LegendarySkittle: lol
LegendarySkittle: I stole 1 of his
LegendarySkittle: so we're even
TheHeadlessMole: AND YOU HAD ME BELIEVING THAT HE WAS THE BAD GUY ALL ALONG
TheHeadlessMole: i dont even know u anymore, man
LegendarySkittle: lol
LegendarySkittle: bonus cartoon!]
TheHeadlessMole: lol, hell yea
LegendarySkittle: this must have been the easiest BS ever
TheHeadlessMole: XD
TheHeadlessMole: it goes on for SOOOO long
LegendarySkittle: lol
LegendarySkittle: yeah
TheHeadlessMole: i waited out the netire thing
LegendarySkittle: XD
TheHeadlessMole: well i wanted to see if there was credits or not
TheHeadlessMole: [which there WERE]
LegendarySkittle: lol
TheHeadlessMole: i totally showed some guy up what good in the keentoons forum
LegendarySkittle: lol
LegendarySkittle: is my post still on there?
TheHeadlessMole: u made a post?
LegendarySkittle: on buphavemybabies
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: different forum
LegendarySkittle: really?
TheHeadlessMole: but its probly still up
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: http://forums.keenspot.com/
TheHeadlessMole: since BS moved to keenspot they have to use the keenspot forums now
LegendarySkittle: oh
TheHeadlessMole: so no bup... :-(
TheHeadlessMole: but we still have plenty of buplicious threads back in the animated diversions boards
TheHeadlessMole: i flipped out somethin fierce on those forums for civil rights
TheHeadlessMole: [aka newbie bashing]
LegendarySkittle: lol
TheHeadlessMole: i like started the trend of people hating n00b-bashers
TheHeadlessMole: it was cool
TheHeadlessMole: it was so great at keentoons, tho
TheHeadlessMole: this guy was being an ass, and then this other guy was like 'you seem like the kind of guy who likes to hear himself talk. I'm not surprised people don't like to argue with you'
TheHeadlessMole: and he was like 'yo ppl dont rgu with me cuz they looz!'
TheHeadlessMole: and i was all like 'stfu'
TheHeadlessMole: and that was the end of that
LegendarySkittle: You can do better than that!
TheHeadlessMole: oh i did
TheHeadlessMole: it was fantastic
TheHeadlessMole: he was all bashing bs and matw
TheHeadlessMole: http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=73222&start=40
TheHeadlessMole: my post is down the bottom
TheHeadlessMole: i even got a 'you tell em, jimm'
LegendarySkittle: XD
LegendarySkittle: mature tool in the shed...
LegendarySkittle: that's classic
LegendarySkittle is away at 9:06:20 PM.
DogpilE2: what did you say for the made thingy
TheHeadlessMole: DJ
DogpilE2: i did it too
DogpilE2: really?
TheHeadlessMole: sweet
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: wat did u say?
DogpilE2: thats awsome
DogpilE2: comedianne
TheHeadlessMole: cool
DogpilE2: i hope you win
TheHeadlessMole: thx
TheHeadlessMole: same 4 u
DogpilE2: cuz THAT would be entertaining
TheHeadlessMole: i dont want all those damn cameras on me, tho
TheHeadlessMole: but it'd be cool if my trainer was, like, qbert or somethin
DogpilE2: ah!
DogpilE2: id die!
TheHeadlessMole: and we'd become best friends
TheHeadlessMole: lol
DogpilE2: you do realize if thats the case im gonna be hanging out wit you like all the time right?
TheHeadlessMole: oh of course
DogpilE2: yea if i win im hoping for training goodness from THE MAN
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: Jerry?
DogpilE2: duh!!!!!
TheHeadlessMole: well
TheHeadlessMole: i mean, it'd be even cooler if they could get bill
DogpilE2: nope, rather have jer
TheHeadlessMole: meh
DogpilE2: bills too old
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: he's still teh man, tho
TheHeadlessMole: nobody can touch bill
DogpilE2: he'd like forget where he is and tweak or something
TheHeadlessMole: jerry's the only one who comes close
TheHeadlessMole: XD
DogpilE2: or hed like die and theyd blame it one me
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: thats mean
TheHeadlessMole: i love bill
DogpilE2: and i dont feel like being responsible for the death of a comedic legend thank you very much
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: well really who would
DogpilE2: uuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm........
TheHeadlessMole: my password for my computer is so long
TheHeadlessMole: its 39 letters
DogpilE2: are yu fucking kidding?!?!?
TheHeadlessMole: nope
TheHeadlessMole: ***************************************
DogpilE2: oh i think you are.....
TheHeadlessMole: thats it
TheHeadlessMole: right there
DogpilE2: oh yea
DogpilE2: i can steal your identitie now
TheHeadlessMole: lol
DogpilE2: oh wait... why would i do that?
TheHeadlessMole: oh noez
TheHeadlessMole: OH
TheHeadlessMole: i just got ownzd
TheHeadlessMole: The first morning of their newly married life, Scott greeted his bride with excitement. She said, " Sweetheart, if you'll make the toast and pour the juice, breakfast will be ready." "Okay," said Scott. "What are we having?" Tracy replied, " Duh! Toast and juice!"
DogpilE2: lol!
DogpilE2: thats fucking funny!
TheHeadlessMole: yea
DogpilE2: sooooooooooooo
TheHeadlessMole: so indeed
TheHeadlessMole: did i tell you that hiro's on NG?
DogpilE2: lol
DogpilE2: oh no!
DogpilE2: really?
TheHeadlessMole: yea
DogpilE2: thats cool
TheHeadlessMole: go on Newgrounds and search for 'Jimm Warren'
TheHeadlessMole: you'll see it
DogpilE2: neato to jimmbo
TheHeadlessMole: lol
DogpilE2 is away at 8:38:54 PM.
DogpilE2 returned at 8:47:12 PM.
RollinStones823: do u get the Telegraph
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: but i didnt get it today
RollinStones823: oh nvm
TheHeadlessMole: they gave me the fuckin wall street journal by mistake
RollinStones823: hahaha
TheHeadlessMole: it sucked
RollinStones823: hahaha
TheHeadlessMole: i went and got the paper so i could read the comics while i ate my kix
TheHeadlessMole: or 'silly spheres,' as market basket calls them
TheHeadlessMole: i sit down, all ready to go, and BAM!!!
TheHeadlessMole: wall street journal
RollinStones823 is away at 8:23:35 PM.
RollinStones823 returned at 8:23:36 PM.
TheHeadlessMole: ruined my whole day
RollinStones823: hahaha
RollinStones823 is away at 8:35:54 PM.
stewieismyhero67: hey
stewieismyhero67: hey?
TheHeadlessMole: yo
TheHeadlessMole: sup
stewieismyhero67: w\nm
stewieismyhero67: nm*
stewieismyhero67: u going tonight?
TheHeadlessMole: no way jose
TheHeadlessMole: u?
stewieismyhero67: dont call me that
stewieismyhero67: yeah
stewieismyhero67: im not even spanish
TheHeadlessMole: with who?
stewieismyhero67: some friends
stewieismyhero67: y arent u going?
stewieismyhero67: it'd be fun
TheHeadlessMole: well i didnt get a ticket
stewieismyhero67: u could go crazy
stewieismyhero67: it would be hilarious
stewieismyhero67: u bitch
TheHeadlessMole: yes
TheHeadlessMole: but as you can plainly see
stewieismyhero67: bitch
TheHeadlessMole: i have no ticket
stewieismyhero67: i can see you
stewieismyhero67: ?
stewieismyhero67: i dont think i can
TheHeadlessMole: oh i think u can
stewieismyhero67: i cant
stewieismyhero67: u bitch
stewieismyhero67: u glass bitch
TheHeadlessMole: o pshaw
stewieismyhero67: u glass bastard
stewieismyhero67: dane cook is the man
TheHeadlessMole: psh
stewieismyhero67: as u can see by my icon
stewieismyhero67: u didnt even finish it
TheHeadlessMole: all i see from that is the koolaid man
TheHeadlessMole: that's not dane cook
TheHeadlessMole: in the least
stewieismyhero67: yeah
stewieismyhero67: but dane cook hates the koolaid man
stewieismyhero67: hold on
stewieismyhero67 wants to directly connect.
stewieismyhero67 is now directly connected.
stewieismyhero67: how do i send songa
stewieismyhero67: songs*?
TheHeadlessMole: i dont know
TheHeadlessMole: y?
stewieismyhero67: hold on
TheHeadlessMole: no
TheHeadlessMole: i refuse
stewieismyhero67: then i guess ull be sucked into the black hole
TheHeadlessMole: o well
TheHeadlessMole: i had a good run
stewieismyhero67: lol
stewieismyhero67: no u didnt
TheHeadlessMole: so?
TheHeadlessMole: dont burst my bubble
stewieismyhero67: meh
TheHeadlessMole: bubbly mc burstenson
stewieismyhero67: BITCH
stewieismyhero67: im getting an ipod shuffle in like 2 weeks
stewieismyhero67: ipod shuffle mc music listener
TheHeadlessMole: GOODAM U RICH FUCKERS
stewieismyhero67: its only $150
TheHeadlessMole: oh yeah
TheHeadlessMole: and i have 150
TheHeadlessMole: u ass
stewieismyhero67: i can get it in 2 weeks w/ my JOB
stewieismyhero67: JOB
TheHeadlessMole: I HATE U EVEN MORE
stewieismyhero67: JOB
stewieismyhero67: bitch
TheHeadlessMole: o well
TheHeadlessMole: jeanottes is hiring
TheHeadlessMole: and i live like 2 feet away from them
stewieismyhero67: then go be hired
TheHeadlessMole: that would be the best job in recorded history
stewieismyhero67: what about in unrecorded history?
TheHeadlessMole: well
TheHeadlessMole: nobody knows
TheHeadlessMole: it's unrecorded
stewieismyhero67: apparently thats why its called unrecorded
TheHeadlessMole: why yes
TheHeadlessMole: i believe you are correct
stewieismyhero67: since u have $150, y dont u buy the shuffle
TheHeadlessMole: ?!?!?
stewieismyhero67: check it out http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=3429681_bxgy_cc_img_a/602-5792973-5452621?asin=B0002ZAIM8
TheHeadlessMole: and when did i say i had 150?
TheHeadlessMole: NEVR
stewieismyhero67: TheHeadlessMole: oh yeah
TheHeadlessMole: and i have 150
TheHeadlessMole: i really wish keyboards had a sarcasm button
TheHeadlessMole: cause if they did...
TheHeadlessMole: I'd rip it off and beat you over the head with it
TheHeadlessMole: u sped
stewieismyhero67: u dirty liar
stewieismyhero67: how about i beat u over the head w/ a car
TheHeadlessMole: yea rite
TheHeadlessMole: like that'll ever happen
TheHeadlessMole: u frankenstein u
stewieismyhero67: (beat with car)
stewieismyhero67: bitch
TheHeadlessMole: damit
TheHeadlessMole: i've been had!
stewieismyhero67: no, uve been carred
TheHeadlessMole: same diff
stewieismyhero67: (beat with bigger car)
stewieismyhero67: uve been trucked
TheHeadlessMole: gosh darn it to heck
stewieismyhero67: confoundit
stewieismyhero67: i lost my jimbo-beating car
stewieismyhero67: oh, there it is
TheHeadlessMole: nope
TheHeadlessMole: that's not it
stewieismyhero67: (beat with new-found rabies-ridden cat)
TheHeadlessMole: whoopies
stewieismyhero67: thats right
TheHeadlessMole: THAT'S RIGHT?!?
TheHeadlessMole: that is most certainly not right!
stewieismyhero67: thats right thats right
stewieismyhero67: ill kick u in the its not right
TheHeadlessMole: that's quite possibly one of the least right things ever spoken in ever!
TheHeadlessMole: sorry, i don't have one of those
stewieismyhero67: ill kick u so hard in the teeth
TheHeadlessMole: sorry
TheHeadlessMole: i wear dentures
stewieismyhero67: ur children will come out w/ braces
TheHeadlessMole: not possible
TheHeadlessMole: u frankenstein
stewieismyhero67: im sure, ever heard of the fetus dentist?
TheHeadlessMole: why no
stewieismyhero67: oh hes great
TheHeadlessMole: AND DON'T TELL ME
stewieismyhero67: he fixed my little cousins teeth right when she was born
TheHeadlessMole: AAA
stewieismyhero67: hey those are the batteries he uses on his fetus teeth fixer
TheHeadlessMole: AAAA
stewieismyhero67: yep
TheHeadlessMole: YEP!?!
TheHeadlessMole: i should think not, my good man!
stewieismyhero67: w/e
stewieismyhero67: bitch
TheHeadlessMole: poops
stewieismyhero67: yep
TheHeadlessMole: NO
TheHeadlessMole:
TheHeadlessMole:
TheHeadlessMole:
TheHeadlessMole:
TheHeadlessMole:
TheHeadlessMole:
TheHeadlessMole:
TheHeadlessMole:
TheHeadlessMole:
TheHeadlessMole:
TheHeadlessMole: that's right
TheHeadlessMole: asswipe
stewieismyhero67: no, thats not right, fetus
stewieismyhero67: fetus WHORE
TheHeadlessMole: shut it up you
stewieismyhero67: fetus whore
TheHeadlessMole: oh noes
stewieismyhero67: fetus whore
stewieismyhero67: fetus whore
TheHeadlessMole: SHUT IT THE FUCK UP, BRIAN, SHUT IT THE FUCK UP
stewieismyhero67: fetus whore
stewieismyhero67: nahahahahahaha
TheHeadlessMole: POOPS
TheHeadlessMole: POOPS!!!
stewieismyhero67: nahahahahahahahaha
TheHeadlessMole: KDKDKSS
TheHeadlessMole: shave and a hair cut
TheHeadlessMole: two bits
stewieismyhero67: giggity giggity giggity
TheHeadlessMole: goo
stewieismyhero67: giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity goo
stewieismyhero67: fetus whore
TheHeadlessMole: i cnat take it no more
TheLedZeppelins4: scott: yo yo
TheHeadlessMole: hey hey hey
TheHeadlessMole: sup
TheLedZeppelins4: nm
TheLedZeppelins4: hu?
TheLedZeppelins4: u
TheLedZeppelins4: ?
TheHeadlessMole: same
TheLedZeppelins4: **
TheLedZeppelins4: scott: back 2 halo
TheHeadlessMole: cool
TheLedZeppelins4: scott: NEED TO KILL!
TheHeadlessMole: muahahahaha
TheLedZeppelins4: theres like no one on whos not away
TheHeadlessMole: i kno
TheLedZeppelins4: it angers me
TheLedZeppelins4: take this quiz tell me what u get
TheHeadlessMole: h/o
TheLedZeppelins4: did u take it?
TheHeadlessMole: not yet
TheHeadlessMole: im involved in a hefty game of worms right now
TheHeadlessMole: but i just won, so il take it
TheLedZeppelins4: k
TheHeadlessMole: u suck
TheHeadlessMole: that test is for the birds
TheHeadlessMole: i found a way to fool the test, but they weren't anticipating me being so smart and said i was an idiot anyway
TheHeadlessMole: so BOOYA
TheLedZeppelins4: lol
TheHeadlessMole wants to directly connect.
TheLedZeppelins4 wants to directly connect.
TheLedZeppelins4 is now directly connected.
TheHeadlessMole:
TheLedZeppelins4:
TheLedZeppelins4:
TheHeadlessMole: now fetch me an ID
TheHeadlessMole: wassup wassup my man my man
LegendarySkittle: I just found my Led Zepplin Remasters CD's
LegendarySkittle: in the process of ripping the songs
LegendarySkittle: 'sup w/ you?
TheHeadlessMole: same ol same ol
TheHeadlessMole: winmx won't let me download american idiot
LegendarySkittle: :/
TheHeadlessMole: every person i try the connection times out
TheHeadlessMole: and the one person that almost workd, it said they were canceling the connection
TheHeadlessMole: so I sent them some mean messages
LegendarySkittle: :/
LegendarySkittle: XD
TheHeadlessMole: and they were all like 'wtf'
TheHeadlessMole: and i was like 'stop'
LegendarySkittle: now I'm glad I got the 1 gig iPod shuiffle
LegendarySkittle: 'cause I now have ~20 more songs to add to it
TheHeadlessMole: dam u
TheHeadlessMole: well now we're good friends
TheHeadlessMole: her name is sandy!
TheHeadlessMole: :P
LegendarySkittle: ?
LegendarySkittle: what?
LegendarySkittle: I don't understand the word you spaking
TheHeadlessMole: teh chick i was tryin to download teh song from
LegendarySkittle: oh
TheHeadlessMole: we made up nice
TheHeadlessMole: :P
LegendarySkittle: XD
TheHeadlessMole: i think ima still go 2 fw
TheHeadlessMole: cuz dunbarr sed he might be there 2nite
TheHeadlessMole: and tyler's prob comin too
LegendarySkittle: k00l
TheHeadlessMole: ya
TheHeadlessMole: and now that i actually have money to spend
TheHeadlessMole: [count 'em - 31 big ones]
TheHeadlessMole: [report card money]
LegendarySkittle: lol
LegendarySkittle: I spent my report card money on upgrading from a 512 mb Shuffle to a 1 gig Shuffle
TheHeadlessMole: well then you got a lot of report card money
TheHeadlessMole: you rich bastard
TheHeadlessMole: *pouts*
LegendarySkittle: no
LegendarySkittle: I didn't spend any of my christmas money
LegendarySkittle: untill just the Ipod
TheHeadlessMole: xmas?
LegendarySkittle: and If I hadn't lost my calk I'd have more, 'cause I had to pay $60 for the new one
LegendarySkittle: T-T
TheHeadlessMole: hahaha
TheHeadlessMole: sucka
LegendarySkittle: so I
LegendarySkittle: so I'd be having the 1 gig iPod Shuffle, plus a bunch of dating/FW money
TheHeadlessMole: heh
TheHeadlessMole: i hit myself in the eye with my medallion
LegendarySkittle: XD
LegendarySkittle: looser
LegendarySkittle: :P
TheHeadlessMole: i was swingin it around yesterday and it smacked me in the eye
LegendarySkittle: they totally played YMCA at the dancew
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: nice
TheHeadlessMole: i wish i went
LegendarySkittle: :/
TheHeadlessMole: o well, I'll hit up the next one
TheHeadlessMole: g2g
TheHeadlessMole: l8r
TheHeadlessMole: i wish bup was still a mod...
LegendarySkittle: lol
TheHeadlessMole: http://www.adiversions.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=6&t=2808&hl=
TheHeadlessMole: not bup, but still awesome
LegendarySkittle: lol
TheHeadlessMole: so estupido
TheHeadlessMole: i miss the animaniacs
TheHeadlessMole: and freakazoid...
LegendarySkittle: lol
LegendarySkittle: me too
LegendarySkittle: they were awesome shows
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: back when kds wb was cool
LegendarySkittle: I used to love Freakazoid
LegendarySkittle: yeah
TheHeadlessMole: and waynehead
TheHeadlessMole: i used to watch that show for some reason
TheHeadlessMole: the show about that black kid who had a huge metal foot
TheHeadlessMole: good show
TheHeadlessMole: :P
LegendarySkittle: XD
LegendarySkittle: don't remember
TheHeadlessMole: it was like the cosby kids on steroids
TheHeadlessMole: but less awesome
TheHeadlessMole: and there was a chick in it
LegendarySkittle: lol
TheHeadlessMole: "Who cares if they're pedofiles? They should be pedofiles that pwn if you date the right e-people."
LegendarySkittle: XD
TheHeadlessMole: gigabane's my hero
TheHeadlessMole: " Petition to ban, fsck that.
Consider her subnet gone.
She aint touching this unless it's through like 18 proxies."
TheHeadlessMole: http://www.cactusflyspray.com/gallery/albums/avasigs/gigabane02.jpg
TheHeadlessMole: thats such a great pic
LegendarySkittle: lol
TheHeadlessMole: u saw my new and improved flash page, rite?
LegendarySkittle: no
TheHeadlessMole: www.freakyface.cjb.net/flash.htm
TheHeadlessMole: i even made a html page for hiro 1
TheHeadlessMole: it was a bitch, too, cause I don't have any templates for flash, so I had to use notepad
LegendarySkittle: >.<
TheHeadlessMole: the update took me so long
TheHeadlessMole: check out the hiro episode guide, tho
TheHeadlessMole: lol
LegendarySkittle: lol
LegendarySkittle: like it
TheHeadlessMole: thx
LegendarySkittle: 8 days!
TheHeadlessMole: ?
LegendarySkittle: 'till I'm an Elite on GameFAQs
TheHeadlessMole: nice
LegendarySkittle: that's 700 Karma
LegendarySkittle: that's 700 days of posting atleas once
LegendarySkittle: lol
TheHeadlessMole: woot
LegendarySkittle: like, 2 years
TheHeadlessMole: or should i say WH00T!
LegendarySkittle: hahah
TheHeadlessMole: that's quite a bit
LegendarySkittle: I know
LegendarySkittle: it
LegendarySkittle: It's actually a little more than 2 years
TheHeadlessMole: no
TheHeadlessMole: its a little less
TheHeadlessMole: 700 days
TheHeadlessMole: 365 days per year
TheHeadlessMole: 365 times two is 730
TheHeadlessMole: it's still quite the accomplishment, though
LegendarySkittle: oh
LegendarySkittle: w/e
TheHeadlessMole: heh
LegendarySkittle: I was thinbking 335 for soem reason
TheHeadlessMole: ah
TheHeadlessMole: heres something i did not know
LegendarySkittle: what
TheHeadlessMole: if you press down the scroll wheel in firefox it opens the link you're over in a new TAB automatically
TheHeadlessMole: that's handy
LegendarySkittle: I knew that
LegendarySkittle: I only found it out like, a fewe days ago though
TheHeadlessMole: its cool
LegendarySkittle: 'cause my scroll wheel is worn out so it doesn't really scroll right, so I'm been doing that click dowan scroll thing
TheHeadlessMole: lol
LegendarySkittle signed off at 4:33:12 PM.
The Decapitated Mole
10th April 2005, 06:09 AM
Ok, chapter 15 at last!
Chapter 15: Bomb Threat
You have just entered room "Chat 12527226440243421872."
TheHeadlessMole: nice name
AlteredRealitySR: w00t
LegendarySkittle: yo
TheHeadlessMole: sup diggidydawgz
TheLedZeppelins4: YaY no school
Crono Reborn has entered the room.
AlteredRealitySR: How long is this gonna last anyway?
TheLedZeppelins4: who just came in?
AlteredRealitySR: Chris
Crono Reborn: i ask u
AlteredRealitySR: (bob-jones)
LegendarySkittle: lol
TheLedZeppelins4: max
Crono Reborn: o
TheLedZeppelins4: invite other?
TheHeadlessMole: probably billions of time
TheLedZeppelins4: s
TheLedZeppelins4: ?
LegendarySkittle: XD
AlteredRealitySR: yeha the school is big enough
TheHeadlessMole: and then they're gonna crack down like a bunch of facists after this
TheLedZeppelins4: should i?
LegendarySkittle: Jimm, did my group in science go?
AlteredRealitySR: jim run!
TheHeadlessMole: AAAHHH
TheHeadlessMole: on monday?
kervinerven has entered the room.
TheHeadlessMole: i wasnt there
LegendarySkittle: yeah
LegendarySkittle: oh
TheLedZeppelins4: *ipod slap*
LegendarySkittle: ok
TheHeadlessMole: HAY KEV
Crono Reborn: hey
LegendarySkittle: boowwww
kervinerven: ur old Sn
AlteredRealitySR: hey
LegendarySkittle: It's KEVIN
AlteredRealitySR: KEVIN!
TheLedZeppelins4: w00t
kervinerven: who is Everyone
TheLedZeppelins4: whos that?
LegendarySkittle: I'm Steve
AlteredRealitySR: im Scott
TheLedZeppelins4: im max
Crono Reborn: BOB
TheHeadlessMole: it's me!
TheLedZeppelins4: lol
kervinerven: I see
kervinerven: Im KEVIN
TheHeadlessMole: woah
TheLedZeppelins4: does all of south still have school?
TheHeadlessMole: trippy
kervinerven: proboly
Crono Reborn: lol
TheLedZeppelins4: ha sux to be them
LegendarySkittle: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/jag0/Giant_NES_1.jpg
AlteredRealitySR: Hey Kevin i can bother you online now too
TheHeadlessMole: bruhahahaha
LegendarySkittle: hehehehe
LegendarySkittle: Robby still gots schoolio
AlteredRealitySR: lol yeah
kervinerven: ooh nooooooo
TheLedZeppelins4: HAHAHA
AlteredRealitySR: he hates me dude
AlteredRealitySR: lol
LegendarySkittle: lol
TheHeadlessMole: robby hates u?
TheHeadlessMole: y?
AlteredRealitySR: no idea
TheLedZeppelins4: i still have his move i have to give back
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: and scott
AlteredRealitySR: he just has since 7th grade
AlteredRealitySR: lol
LegendarySkittle: lol
TheHeadlessMole: u still gotta copy VLB 4 me
Crono Reborn: ok
AlteredRealitySR: ...lol i forgot
TheHeadlessMole: u stinky mofo
AlteredRealitySR: i want cash
TheLedZeppelins4: I WANT THAT BACK!
LegendarySkittle: :P
AlteredRealitySR: ...and a flash cartoon
TheHeadlessMole: lol
LegendarySkittle: lol
TheHeadlessMole: ul get them
TheLedZeppelins4: scott i want VLB back
TheHeadlessMole: but only one of them
AlteredRealitySR: okay
TheHeadlessMole: and that one is teh flash
AlteredRealitySR: lol woot
LegendarySkittle: how's t3h flash going btw Jimm?
TheHeadlessMole: 'sgoin alright
LegendarySkittle: <(^-^)b
TheHeadlessMole: I've got about a sixth of expisode 2 done
TheHeadlessMole: minus the theme song
Crono Reborn: i still need to send u the sound
kervinerven: i forgot bout this chat
LegendarySkittle: lol
TheHeadlessMole: yea
kervinerven: i always do that
TheHeadlessMole: lol
LegendarySkittle: lol
TheHeadlessMole: same here
LegendarySkittle: I do that alot
TheLedZeppelins4: lol
AlteredRealitySR: lol
TheLedZeppelins4: i could tell last time i was in a chat w/ u steve
kervinerven: hey Steve
LegendarySkittle: ?
stewieismyhero67 has entered the room.
stewieismyhero67: HOLY JESUS
kervinerven: did that girl that u always ahng with take ur virginity
TheHeadlessMole: dam strait
LegendarySkittle: wh's that/
TheLedZeppelins4: brian, is there going to be lax?
TheHeadlessMole: lol
Crono Reborn: whose that
stewieismyhero67: idk
TheLedZeppelins4: thts brian
stewieismyhero67: yeah
LegendarySkittle: brian?
LegendarySkittle: ok
stewieismyhero67: BICTHES
stewieismyhero67: wait...
stewieismyhero67: BITCHES*
TheHeadlessMole: there's too many people here
kervinerven: Bitch
LegendarySkittle: lol
AlteredRealitySR: hm...
TheLedZeppelins4: ......
TheHeadlessMole: I'm kicking everyone out except for me
AlteredRealitySR: i say we vote to kick someone
kervinerven: did u or didnt you
kervinerven: i saw we kick the shortest
kervinerven: say*
AlteredRealitySR: ...max
LegendarySkittle: mac
LegendarySkittle: max*
TheHeadlessMole: no
AlteredRealitySR: no wait
TheLedZeppelins4: i kicked adam out of a chat once
AlteredRealitySR: brian shorter?
TheHeadlessMole: max is as tall as me
TheHeadlessMole: and I'm taller than brian
stewieismyhero67: god u guys talk a LOT
TheHeadlessMole: but then there's brummet...
stewieismyhero67: but ur a crap load crazier
AlteredRealitySR: GOSH we do
Crono Reborn: what
kervinerven: he is in here?
TheLedZeppelins4: who?
TheHeadlessMole: XD
LegendarySkittle: hi
Crono Reborn: ok
TheHeadlessMole: who's on first?
TheHeadlessMole: i dunno
TheHeadlessMole: THIRD BASE!!!
Crono Reborn: abbot and costello
kervinerven: haaaaaa*old man cough*
TheHeadlessMole: dam straight mofo
TheHeadlessMole: lol
stewieismyhero67: lol
AlteredRealitySR: -slap kevin-
TheLedZeppelins4: ???
kervinerven: *fall to ground*
stewieismyhero67: whos crono reborn?
Crono Reborn: -kill scott-
AlteredRealitySR: -point/laugh-
AlteredRealitySR: ...
kervinerven: *rape dead body*
TheHeadlessMole: crono's brummet
Crono Reborn: -kill everyone else-
AlteredRealitySR: ah wtf?
stewieismyhero67: ahh
stewieismyhero67: BRUMMET!
LegendarySkittle: hi
Crono Reborn: yeah...
stewieismyhero67: whats up
AlteredRealitySR: HI STEVE!
Crono Reborn: nm'
Crono Reborn: u
TheLedZeppelins4: &
TheLedZeppelins4: 7
AlteredRealitySR: 37
TheHeadlessMole: HOLY CRAP ITS MAX WHOAMG!!
TheLedZeppelins4: im bored
AlteredRealitySR: JIM
AlteredRealitySR: we need something to entertain us
AlteredRealitySR: go make a flash cartoon
stewieismyhero67: altered reality sr?
TheLedZeppelins4: ya scott, how bout 437!?
LegendarySkittle: OMG MAX? WHERE!? *wallet*
AlteredRealitySR: lol
TheLedZeppelins4: *ipod*
TheHeadlessMole: u want a flash cartoon?
AlteredRealitySR: steve how was thta last time, getting attacked by my wallet and max's ipod
TheHeadlessMole: il flash cartoon you right in the face
TheLedZeppelins4: lol
TheHeadlessMole: alteredreality r scott
TheHeadlessMole: u bastard
AlteredRealitySR: der
TheLedZeppelins4: this sux i cant read my own font
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: i can read it
TheHeadlessMole: i can read it nine times
AlteredRealitySR: wow your pretty retarded then
TheLedZeppelins4: i will change it
Crono Reborn: ne way...
TheHeadlessMole: im changin my font times ten
TheHeadlessMole: now move
Crono Reborn: ok
stewieismyhero67: jesus christ u guys talk a lot
Crono Reborn: duh
stewieismyhero67: lol
Crono Reborn: y else call this place a chat room
AlteredRealitySR: what else are we gonna do
TheLedZeppelins4: ha
stewieismyhero67: lol
AlteredRealitySR: sit here and be emos?
AlteredRealitySR: ...
stewieismyhero67: whos altered reality?
TheHeadlessMole: kay guys this is my new font wat do ya think?
stewieismyhero67: *throw up*
stewieismyhero67: emos
AlteredRealitySR: Scott
TheLedZeppelins4: ok i need to do some catchin up
TheLedZeppelins4: ok
stewieismyhero67: *gag*
TheHeadlessMole: it was too small
stewieismyhero67: lol
TheHeadlessMole: i like this one tho
stewieismyhero67: dude
stewieismyhero67: u goin on sat.?
TheLedZeppelins4: wut the dif?
TheHeadlessMole: probsly
stewieismyhero67: sweet
stewieismyhero67: oh
TheLedZeppelins4: go where?
stewieismyhero67: tay told me to tell u that she loves u, not as much as me, but she loves u for helpin her out last night
TheHeadlessMole: there
TheLedZeppelins4: here?
TheHeadlessMole: now that's a font and a half
TheHeadlessMole: everywhere!
TheLedZeppelins4: in ur moms pants?
TheHeadlessMole: kool
TheHeadlessMole: im loved
TheHeadlessMole: OH SNAP
stewieismyhero67: what
AlteredRealitySR: yeah Jim HELPED someone alright
TheLedZeppelins4: lol
stewieismyhero67: dirty, lol
TheHeadlessMole: MEGA BURN!!!
stewieismyhero67: lol
AlteredRealitySR: okay
TheLedZeppelins4: lol
AlteredRealitySR: everyone forgot about this chat
AlteredRealitySR: except for us 4
stewieismyhero67: hey, u dont work at dunkin donuts
TheLedZeppelins4: o well
TheHeadlessMole: YES BUT I WILL
stewieismyhero67: that coffee's ****in hot!!
Crono Reborn: >-<
Crono Reborn: i cant keep up
TheLedZeppelins4: lolo
TheHeadlessMole: BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA GET ME THE ****IN APPLICATION
TheHeadlessMole: YOU RAT BASTARD
TheLedZeppelins4: lol
AlteredRealitySR: lol
stewieismyhero67: im not a rat bastard
AlteredRealitySR: Im gonna work at Max's
TheLedZeppelins4: sure u arnt
Crono Reborn: YEAH AN APPLICATION!!!!!
TheHeadlessMole: FINE
stewieismyhero67: ur gettin me and quagmire mixed up
TheHeadlessMole: U REGULAR BASTARD
stewieismyhero67: lol
TheHeadlessMole: LOL
Crono Reborn: lol
AlteredRealitySR: lol
TheLedZeppelins4: WOOT!
stewieismyhero67: u semi-normal bastard
AlteredRealitySR: so jim does this mean Im the Decaf bastard?
TheHeadlessMole: YEA U WISH
TheLedZeppelins4: quite possibly
AlteredRealitySR: lol
stewieismyhero67: lol
TheHeadlessMole: WELL I PROBABLY HAVE TO GO
stewieismyhero67: whos altered reality?
AlteredRealitySR: IM SCOTT GOD
Crono Reborn: probably
TheHeadlessMole: SO I'LL CATCH YOU GUYS ON THE FLIP-FLOP
AlteredRealitySR: weve said it 5 times
TheHeadlessMole: MAYBE
TheLedZeppelins4: HE LIES!
stewieismyhero67: scott who?
AlteredRealitySR: rich
TheHeadlessMole: LATER PISSANTS
BRIAN
TheHeadlessMole: no skool biggidybooya
stewieismyhero67: i kno
stewieismyhero67: thats y im home u filthy idiot
TheHeadlessMole: it was so random
stewieismyhero67: brb
TheHeadlessMole: the bus pulls up, and the drivers like 'no skool 2day guyz'
TheHeadlessMole: aight
stewieismyhero67: i know
stewieismyhero67: shes like i swear to god if u guys dont go home ill run u over
TheHeadlessMole: lol
stewieismyhero67: she got angry
TheHeadlessMole: she needs to shut the **** up then
TheHeadlessMole: stupid bitch
stewieismyhero67: lol
stewieismyhero67: cmon man
stewieismyhero67: shes a BUS DRIVER
stewieismyhero67: i mean jeez
TheHeadlessMole: boo hoo
TheHeadlessMole: im a bus RIDER
TheHeadlessMole: do u have any idea how bad that makes me feel?
stewieismyhero67: lol
stewieismyhero67: im a bus rider too
stewieismyhero67: BITCH
TheHeadlessMole: i installed firefox onto my school account
stewieismyhero67: ur the only one on
TheHeadlessMole: nah
stewieismyhero67: lol
stewieismyhero67: why?
TheHeadlessMole: KP's on
stewieismyhero67: scrn name?
TheHeadlessMole: cause it's better than internet explorer by 10x
TheHeadlessMole: mix me a tape
stewieismyhero67: me?
TheHeadlessMole: her screen name is mix me a tape
stewieismyhero67: ok...?
stewieismyhero67: sweet]
TheHeadlessMole: hey, do u kno y we don't have skool?
stewieismyhero67: bomb threat i think
TheHeadlessMole: shiot man, I'm talkin to seven people at the same time
TheHeadlessMole: THAT'S TOO MANY!
stewieismyhero67: lol
stewieismyhero67: who?
TheHeadlessMole: you, KP, brittany, scott, steve, brummet, and a-dawg
TheHeadlessMole: and now max
stewieismyhero67: brittany ________?
TheHeadlessMole: skahan
TheHeadlessMole: the gothic one
stewieismyhero67: oh
stewieismyhero67: *throw up*
TheHeadlessMole: lol
stewieismyhero67: i forgot i had taco bell last night...
stewieismyhero67: tastes like chickn
TheHeadlessMole: and Kevin
TheHeadlessMole: lol
stewieismyhero67: reinhart?
TheHeadlessMole: yea
stewieismyhero67: scrn name
TheHeadlessMole: kervinerven
stewieismyhero67: lol
stewieismyhero67: figures
TheHeadlessMole: G2G
stewieismyhero67: where?
KP [katherine]
mix me a tape: BOOM BOOM BOOM
TheHeadlessMole: *does the no-skool-2day jig*
mix me a tape: hahah
mix me a tape is away at 7:07:16 AM.
TheHeadlessMole: G2G
Auto response from mix me a tape: bomb threats=no school
BRITTANY
Broken Wingz 612: hey do you know why we dont have school?
TheHeadlessMole: no
Broken Wingz 612: oh
TheHeadlessMole: i wasn't really paying attention
TheHeadlessMole: do u?
Broken Wingz 612: nah
Broken Wingz 612: my bus driver was just like go home there aint school
Broken Wingz 612: i was like.. umm
TheHeadlessMole: lol, same here
Broken Wingz 612: this is odd..
TheHeadlessMole: havin us stannin out there in the rain waitin for tha goddamn busses...
TheHeadlessMole: i think it was a bomb threat
Broken Wingz 612: that sucks
TheHeadlessMole: i heard someone got picked up, too, and whatnot
TheHeadlessMole: im so sure
TheHeadlessMole: it rox the jagz ass
Broken Wingz 612: ....
Broken Wingz 612: im hopin its cuz of the rain... cuz the river is right in the back
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: whole school gets ruined, and we all have to go to south
TheHeadlessMole: like wat happened in pennichuck
TheHeadlessMole: how smooth would that be
Broken Wingz 612: nah b.c south would get trashed too... b.c they have the bomb
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: then we could all go back to jr high!
Broken Wingz 612: i was just gonna say that
TheHeadlessMole: and torment the young'uns
Broken Wingz 612: how much would that suck
TheHeadlessMole: i would love it
TheHeadlessMole: I'd get to go hang with mahoney and stoncious and pizolato again
Broken Wingz 612: yeah.. we could see josh!!
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: hells yea
TheHeadlessMole: i saw him at ty's the other day
TheHeadlessMole: we played worms
Broken Wingz 612: yes and it would be like old times
TheHeadlessMole: hell yea
TheHeadlessMole: old times r teh shit
Broken Wingz 612: yeah like 7th grade
Broken Wingz 612: me you matt ty josh
TheHeadlessMole: yea
Broken Wingz 612: i miss you guys lol...
TheHeadlessMole: lol
Broken Wingz 612: .... yeah like old times..
Broken Wingz 612: whoop whoop will smith
TheHeadlessMole: lol
Broken Wingz 612: nvm..
Broken Wingz 612: jimmy you were right
TheHeadlessMole: bout wat
TheHeadlessMole: bom thret?
Broken Wingz 612: yeah
TheHeadlessMole: smooth
Broken Wingz 612: not really
Broken Wingz 612: im freekin out
TheHeadlessMole: y?
TheHeadlessMole: it's just a little bomb threat
TheHeadlessMole: 's not like there's anything important in the damn school anyway
Broken Wingz 612: yeah a little one that will kill us all!!!
TheHeadlessMole: that place sucks
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: G2G
Broken Wingz 612: ight peace
SCOTT
AlteredRealitySR: dude
TheHeadlessMole: no skoo!
AlteredRealitySR: this is great
AlteredRealitySR: lol
TheHeadlessMole: hell yea mofo hell yea
AlteredRealitySR: what did you hear
AlteredRealitySR: bomb threat?
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: it so gr8
AlteredRealitySR: lol max is on the phone
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: tell him to get his ass online
AlteredRealitySR: hes going on
TheHeadlessMole: smooth
TheHeadlessMole: G2G
AlteredRealitySR: L8R
STEVE
LegendarySkittle: no school
TheHeadlessMole: *does the no skool jig*
TheHeadlessMole: i heard it was a bomb threat
LegendarySkittle: I was there
LegendarySkittle: definatly was
TheHeadlessMole: shiot
TheHeadlessMole: real bomb threat
TheHeadlessMole: or just onna them false ones
LegendarySkittle: dunno
LegendarySkittle: scott says probably real
TheHeadlessMole: G2G
BRUMMET [chris]
Crono Reborn: jimm...
TheHeadlessMole: no skoo
TheHeadlessMole: sup
Crono Reborn: what did u do now?
TheHeadlessMole: lol
Crono Reborn: nm
TheHeadlessMole: sorry man
Crono Reborn: lol
TheHeadlessMole: i was just workin on somethin in the library and left it there...
Crono Reborn: lol
TheHeadlessMole: i called the school and asked if they could bring it back, and now they've ARRESTED ME
TheHeadlessMole: :P
Crono Reborn: :-)
Crono Reborn: so how long is this going to last?
TheHeadlessMole: no idea
TheHeadlessMole: G2G
Crono Reborn: cay
Crono Reborn: cya
A-DAWG [aaron]
mycurlzownurhair: r u happy we do not have skool?
TheHeadlessMole: yes
mycurlzownurhair: OBVIOUSLY
mycurlzownurhair: haha
mycurlzownurhair: r u getting better?
TheHeadlessMole: yea
mycurlzownurhair: good
mycurlzownurhair: "what is up" in the air
TheHeadlessMole: a friggin bomb threat, that's whats up
mycurlzownurhair: r u mad?
TheHeadlessMole: y the hell would i be mad?
mycurlzownurhair: good i thought u had snapped into liking school
mycurlzownurhair: Yesterday at Tennis practice there was this heavyset kid and he fell over in the gym and then paris went over to help the kid just to be able to stop running
TheHeadlessMole: lol
mycurlzownurhair: it was hilarious
TheHeadlessMole: G2G
ALICIA
DogpilE2: aaaaaaahhhhhh we gonna 'splode momma!!!!!!!
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: yay
DogpilE2: *does a little rain jig*
TheHeadlessMole: rain rain go 'way
DogpilE2: i lovez dah rain!!!!!
DogpilE2: i was all dancing and stoof in it!!!!!
DogpilE2: funnfun
TheHeadlessMole: i got glasses again :-(
DogpilE2: i think you look good in glasses
DogpilE2: and plus now you can see
TheHeadlessMole: meh
TheHeadlessMole: everyone sez i look better without 'em
DogpilE2: your just not jimmi without em
TheHeadlessMole: lol
DogpilE2: well they havent known you long as i have
TheHeadlessMole: true enough
TheHeadlessMole: im talkin to too many people
TheHeadlessMole: i think it's nine or ten now
DogpilE2: woa, thats soooooo long!
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheHeadlessMole: its really kinda confusing
DogpilE2: mehs
DogpilE2: come over
TheHeadlessMole: maybe i will
DogpilE2: no not maybe
DogpilE2: yes
DogpilE2: and bring something 'harcore'
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: G2G
DogpilE2: to my house
MATT [matt]
PaperMattShea: hey duude
TheHeadlessMole: hey
TheHeadlessMole: sup
PaperMattShea: waho
PaperMattShea: bigfont
TheHeadlessMole: hell yea
TheHeadlessMole: i love this font
TheHeadlessMole: but i g2g
TheHeadlessMole: l8r
PaperMattShea: it's obnoxious
PaperMattShea: ok
The Decapitated Mole
5th May 2005, 06:54 PM
Alright, here's we go, chapter 15 --- Chats.
Well... me and Matt got to talkin. Then I left. Or he left. I think it was me. Then I came back, and we went to go chat. About halfway through the second chatroom, my computer started fuckin up on me, so most of the first half of that chat [which was awesome and cool and awesomely cool] is gone, but I got some from cassie so 'sall good.
Chapter Fifteen --- CHATS.
TheHeadlessMole: hay mat zup!>?112!~?
PaperMattShea: supa chat !
PaperMattShea: Jimm chat room!!!
TheHeadlessMole: it says it won't work
PaperMattShea: ??
PaperMattShea: hmm
LegendarySkittle: w00t
LegendarySkittle: 293 on population Tire
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: where the hell were you today?
LegendarySkittle: sick
TheHeadlessMole: sick my ass
TheHeadlessMole: you missed it
TheHeadlessMole: we had to act out scenes from romeo and juliet
TheHeadlessMole: me and artie got the beginning of the balcony scene
TheHeadlessMole: and i had to be juliet
TheHeadlessMole: and i was all *squeaky voice*
TheHeadlessMole: why'd you leave the chat?
LegendarySkittle: I'm tired
LegendarySkittle: and I don't wanna be in a chat right now
TheHeadlessMole: meh
TheHeadlessMole: me neither, really
TheHeadlessMole: i hate chats, i always forget about them
LegendarySkittle: me 2
You have just entered room "chat1418117392082638709."
TheIMnameOfMax: hi again\
PaperMattShea: yay jimm
TheIMnameOfMax: JIMMY!
PaperMattShea: it's lunch again!
KillermonkeysXYZ: ahh!
TheIMnameOfMax: minus the hoodsies
PaperMattShea: minus the constantina
PaperMattShea: yay
PaperMattShea: that too :-(
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: and plus one scott
AlteredRealitySR: and me
PaperMattShea: lol
AlteredRealitySR: woot
TheIMnameOfMax: and the frantic shoting
PaperMattShea: Hmm
TheHeadlessMole: dood max
KillermonkeysXYZ: and the table...
TheIMnameOfMax: *shouting
PaperMattShea: jimm should i take a pic of my directorness?
TheIMnameOfMax: tyhat too
TheHeadlessMole: so can you bring the hat 2morro?
PaperMattShea: hat?!
TheIMnameOfMax: sure...
PaperMattShea: i have hats
TheIMnameOfMax: i have hats 2
TheHeadlessMole: yes
TheIMnameOfMax: that reminds me, the russian hat
AlteredRealitySR: russian one
TheHeadlessMole: take your direction pic
TheHeadlessMole: it'll be amazing
TheIMnameOfMax: the hat that is awesom cuz of its russian-ness
PaperMattShea: oh
PaperMattShea: ok
TheHeadlessMole: oh, and my chatroom's bein all laggy right now because
I'm kazaaing, so my response's'll be a little late
TheIMnameOfMax: ditto minus the kazaing
PaperMattShea: booo
TheHeadlessMole: stupid dialup
PaperMattShea: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA
TheHeadlessMole: so max u can bring the hat?
AlteredRealitySR: well i can see this conversation is going places..
TheIMnameOfMax: prolly
AlteredRealitySR: and so am i, later, i have a meeting.
TheHeadlessMole: oh yes
TheHeadlessMole: YAY
AlteredRealitySR: not yay
AlteredRealitySR has left the room.
TheHeadlessMole: it'll secure my good grade
TheIMnameOfMax: boo
TheHeadlessMole: now i just need to make myself a fake stalin-esque
mustache
KillermonkeysXYZ: AHH!!!!
TheIMnameOfMax: to scott who left
TheHeadlessMole: where he go?
PaperMattShea: lol
TheIMnameOfMax: a scout meeting
TheIMnameOfMax: matt we geting soda 2morrow?
KillermonkeysXYZ: as in boy scouts?
TheIMnameOfMax: as in yes
KillermonkeysXYZ: as in how old is he?
TheHeadlessMole: hahahahaha
TheHeadlessMole: he's in boy scouts
TheHeadlessMole: i totally quit like 3 years ago
TheHeadlessMole: and he's still in it
TheHeadlessMole: just like brian ha ha ha
TheIMnameOfMax: i totaly quit... like more than 3
KillermonkeysXYZ: hmm...
TheIMnameOfMax: jimm were u in scouts w/ sam?
TheIMnameOfMax: cuz apparently i was 2 w/ scott
TheHeadlessMole: thronhill?
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TheIMnameOfMax: ya
TheHeadlessMole: and russel
TheHeadlessMole: we were all in it 2getha, it was smooth
TheIMnameOfMax: i remember he kept talking about mindy adams
yarg of planet 4 has entered the room.
yarg of planet 4 has left the room.
TheHeadlessMole: she's so hot
TheIMnameOfMax: true
TheHeadlessMole: who the hell was that?
TheIMnameOfMax: very true
TheIMnameOfMax: that was some russian kid
TheHeadlessMole: she's in 2 of my classes
TheHeadlessMole: it's pretty cool
TheIMnameOfMax: bastardo
TheIMnameOfMax: !
TheHeadlessMole: u know what?
TheHeadlessMole: all of my classes are loaded with hot girls
TheIMnameOfMax: i kno nicole is in my class
TheHeadlessMole: every single one
TheIMnameOfMax: lol
TheHeadlessMole: it's awesome
PaperMattShea: hmm
PaperMattShea: i'll brb
TheIMnameOfMax: ya i got some pretty hot girls in mine 2
TheHeadlessMole: aight
TheIMnameOfMax: k
TheHeadlessMole: no, i mean ALL of mine are LOADED
TheIMnameOfMax: have u ever been killed by a monkey?
TheIMnameOfMax: to cassie
TheHeadlessMole: there might be 2 or 3 of the girls in any of my classes
that aren't smokin
KillermonkeysXYZ: no
TheHeadlessMole: and by smokin i mean hot
TheIMnameOfMax: ok tehn
KillermonkeysXYZ: It was an inside joke.
TheHeadlessMole: well that would explain a lot
TheIMnameOfMax: ok then
LegendarySkittle has left the room.
TheIMnameOfMax: DAM U STEVE!
TheIMnameOfMax: whats up ppl?
PaperMattShea: nmu
TheIMnameOfMax: same
TheIMnameOfMax: iv had the same song going 4 hours
TheIMnameOfMax: and i just changed it
TheHeadlessMole: good job
TheHeadlessMole: why did you have that?
PaperMattShea: lol, that's long time
TheIMnameOfMax: it was on a one track play list and i always have repeat
play list on
TheIMnameOfMax: its the one song by jimi hendrix i have
TheHeadlessMole: he's better than page
TheHeadlessMole: no questions aksed
TheIMnameOfMax: matt, if u started teh chat u can kick ppl out some how
TheIMnameOfMax: HELLZ NO!
PaperMattShea: JIMI HENDRIX!!!
TheHeadlessMole: oh max, btw, link matt to salty sam
TheHeadlessMole: i forget the address
TheIMnameOfMax: right
TheIMnameOfMax: !
TheIMnameOfMax: click on all the windows alerts, click th album pic then
there will be a list of links, salty sam is one of em
KillermonkeysXYZ: Ahhhhhhhh!!!
TheHeadlessMole: woah
PaperMattShea: grue;lakej;lekjar;ek
PaperMattShea: grr
TheHeadlessMole: its tarzan in the ladyflesh
KillermonkeysXYZ: ...
TheIMnameOfMax: ?!?
KillermonkeysXYZ: Im bored
TheIMnameOfMax: most things i ask, but this one im not
TheIMnameOfMax: wealcome to my world
TheHeadlessMole: by that i probably mean 'it's tarzan in the flesh! [in
lady form]'
TheIMnameOfMax: lol
KillermonkeysXYZ: hmm,,,
TheIMnameOfMax: y the fuck is my comp being so godam slow!?
TheIMnameOfMax: no takers ok
TheHeadlessMole: ha ha ha ha
TheHeadlessMole: slow comp ha ha
PaperMattShea: cuz ur making it sad and depressed by yelling durr
TheHeadlessMole: even though mine's even slower
TheIMnameOfMax: lol
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: dood matt
TheHeadlessMole: look at this and tell me it doesnt look like kirsten
TheIMnameOfMax: sam thought it was a lot when i had 3 emails (thats
conrad)
TheHeadlessMole: www,freakyface,cjb.net/wierd.jpg
TheHeadlessMole: or maybe it's www.freakyface.cjb.net/weird.jpg
TheHeadlessMole: either one
TheHeadlessMole: i think it's the second, actually
PaperMattShea: WHAOOOO
PaperMattShea: jimm that's crazy
TheIMnameOfMax: dare i click?
TheHeadlessMole: i kno
TheHeadlessMole: its from a franz music video
TheHeadlessMole: it freaked me out when i saw it
PaperMattShea: mmhmm
TheIMnameOfMax: ok
TheIMnameOfMax: then
TheIMnameOfMax: this page cannot be displayed
KillermonkeysXYZ: Dont go to heaven without sunglasses
TheIMnameOfMax: y not?
TheHeadlessMole: click on the one that's a link, max
TheIMnameOfMax: i did
KillermonkeysXYZ: its so gosh darn bright
TheHeadlessMole: because it's too damn bright, obviously
TheHeadlessMole: woah, i got pre-empted
TheIMnameOfMax: lol
TheHeadlessMole: trippy
TheHeadlessMole: its like we're twins and we're all psychic
TheIMnameOfMax: so wait, u were married, devorced, and then u were
twins!?
KillermonkeysXYZ: yes
TheHeadlessMole: obviously
TheIMnameOfMax: JIMBO MARRIED HIS SISTER!?
TheHeadlessMole: how else could anything work?
TheIMnameOfMax: sick freak
KillermonkeysXYZ: but we're divorced
TheHeadlessMole: yeah
TheIMnameOfMax: o well
TheHeadlessMole: i know
TheHeadlessMole: i mean come on
KillermonkeysXYZ: and atleast we're not like the kids on euro trip!
TheIMnameOfMax: lol
TheHeadlessMole: never saw that
TheIMnameOfMax: never saw, told not 2
TheHeadlessMole: wats up with the eurotrip kids?
KillermonkeysXYZ: uh...some guy makes out with his twin sister...
TheHeadlessMole: ewww
TheIMnameOfMax: right...
TheHeadlessMole: thats kinda raunchy
TheIMnameOfMax: scott told me that there is a close up shot of a guys
dick
TheIMnameOfMax: so im not seeing it
KillermonkeysXYZ: it was gross
TheHeadlessMole: sounds like it
KillermonkeysXYZ: um...theres a bunch of naked guys running on the
beach...they were all old and fat to...
TheHeadlessMole: ahhh
TheIMnameOfMax: ya...
TheHeadlessMole: my eyes!
TheIMnameOfMax: i reallllllly dont feel like doing math right now
TheHeadlessMole: they've been damaged just from reading that!!!
TheIMnameOfMax: MY LIFE WAS DAMAGED FROM HEARING SCOTT TELL ME OF IT!!!!
TheHeadlessMole: haha you have math and i had it last semester and i had
finneral so it was superduper easy anyway hrhrr
PaperMattShea: brb again
TheIMnameOfMax: k again
TheHeadlessMole: i thought you were already gone
KillermonkeysXYZ: i did too
TheIMnameOfMax: i had math this sememster... and last!
TheHeadlessMole: haha sucke
TheHeadlessMole: you had spanish this and last too
KillermonkeysXYZ: i have it this semester too
TheHeadlessMole: double sucke
KillermonkeysXYZ: math
TheIMnameOfMax: i duble up ifyed
KillermonkeysXYZ: well...geometry
TheHeadlessMole: hrhr
TheHeadlessMole: i have geometry next year
KillermonkeysXYZ: I have it now
TheHeadlessMole: and i'll probably take algebra 2 too to get ahead
KillermonkeysXYZ: I probably wont
TheHeadlessMole: my birthday's in 5 days yay
TheIMnameOfMax: luckly my teacher sucks and i can show some other
assignment and check it off
TheHeadlessMole: lol
KillermonkeysXYZ: HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN FIVE DAYS
TheHeadlessMole: i love teachers like that
TheIMnameOfMax: DITO!
TheHeadlessMole: yay i got an HB
KillermonkeysXYZ: Does anyone have Ms. Barber?
KillermonkeysXYZ: I hate her so much.
TheHeadlessMole: no, but i heard she sucks
TheIMnameOfMax: to wut u and cassie said back then
TheIMnameOfMax: i heard shes a skid mark on jimm's @$$... but not really
TheIMnameOfMax: and no i dont
KillermonkeysXYZ: hmm...
TheHeadlessMole: but i have mrs larose for english
TheHeadlessMole: and she's worse guaranteed
TheHeadlessMole: she's the biggest bitch ever, and she's OLD
KillermonkeysXYZ: I was so mean to ms barber...
TheHeadlessMole: i mean, she's like past retirement age old
KillermonkeysXYZ: I laugh at her.
KillermonkeysXYZ: hahaha
TheHeadlessMole: she's so old she's one of them old people that wears
her pants up to her neck
TheHeadlessMole: and gets old-timey jokes
KillermonkeysXYZ: I think my CG&D teacher wears adult diapers...
TheHeadlessMole: and cracks shitty jokes all the time and laughs at
herself
TheHeadlessMole: really
TheHeadlessMole: y?
KillermonkeysXYZ: It looks like it
KillermonkeysXYZ: thats what everyone talks about
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: all my classes this semester suck the big cock except
for world studies
KillermonkeysXYZ: I will be gone for a moment
TheHeadlessMole: cause i have otocka and he's the coolest cat B
TheHeadlessMole: aight
TheHeadlessMole: well max it looks like its just you and me
KillermonkeysXYZ: hi
TheHeadlessMole: max?
TheHeadlessMole: MAXXXXX?!?!?
KillermonkeysXYZ: AHH HES DEAD!!!
TheHeadlessMole: THEY'RE ALL GONE
TheHeadlessMole: we're the only ones left...
KillermonkeysXYZ: ...dont rape me...
TheHeadlessMole: don't worry, i'm just gonna eat you
KillermonkeysXYZ: AHH!
TheHeadlessMole: oh come on, don't be a baby
TheHeadlessMole: it won't be that bad
KillermonkeysXYZ: When my friend was in fourth grade she told her
parents that when she died she wanted to bbe fed to canibles...she was
serious too
TheIMnameOfMax has left the room.
KillermonkeysXYZ: she thought it was charitable because they dont get to
eat that ofter.
TheHeadlessMole: i think your friend had some issues
KillermonkeysXYZ: she does
TheHeadlessMole: well, that solves the Max issue
KillermonkeysXYZ: she's the one who threatened matt's life...
TheHeadlessMole: matt's life got threatened?
KillermonkeysXYZ: yes
TheHeadlessMole: i never heard about it?
TheHeadlessMole: do tell
KillermonkeysXYZ: eh. I dont really feel like telling any more stories
KillermonkeysXYZ: ask him about it
KillermonkeysXYZ: that is...if hes still alive!
KillermonkeysXYZ: AHHHH!
TheHeadlessMole: for some reason i had him ignored
TheHeadlessMole: i dont remember doing that
KillermonkeysXYZ: ...hmm
TheHeadlessMole: dag yo
TheHeadlessMole: thats creepy
TheHeadlessMole: it must be the ghost of max
TheHeadlessMole: back for revenge for something i probably did
KillermonkeysXYZ: AHH!
TheHeadlessMole: like ruining it for him and nicloe ha ha ha I'm a bad
person
KillermonkeysXYZ: you turely are evil
TheHeadlessMole: i know
KillermonkeysXYZ: truely*
TheHeadlessMole: but it wasn't on purpose
KillermonkeysXYZ: suuure
TheHeadlessMole: oh fine FINE
TheHeadlessMole: don't believe me
TheHeadlessMole: i don't care
TheHeadlessMole: where you go?
PaperMattShea: huh?
TheHeadlessMole: you're not chatting it up
PaperMattShea: poop
TheHeadlessMole: whoamg
PaperMattShea: lol
TheHeadlessMole: you know, she did say she was coming back
PaperMattShea: yes, we'll just start a *new* one up
TheHeadlessMole: no way dawg
TheHeadlessMole: that window's got memories
TheHeadlessMole: and now max is back
PaperMattShea: lol
TheHeadlessMole: we gotta start back up
PaperMattShea: fine, w/e
PaperMattShea: it sux, becuz chat rooms don't blink when somebody talks
TheHeadlessMole: i kno
TheHeadlessMole: i always forget about them
PaperMattShea: that's another reason i didn't respond for a while
PaperMattShea: lol
PaperMattShea: yea
TheHeadlessMole: luckily, im not doin anything right now
TheHeadlessMole: you were yellow that time
TheHeadlessMole: awesome
PaperMattShea: lol
PaperMattShea: you were, though
TheHeadlessMole: no way jose
TheHeadlessMole: i was red, and you were blue but you turned yellow
TheHeadlessMole: and cassie was pink and max was light blue
PaperMattShea: there
TheHeadlessMole: meh
TheHeadlessMole: what the fuck
TheHeadlessMole: where did he go now
PaperMattShea: hello, i'm back
KillermonkeysXYZ: good
TheHeadlessMole: *cries in the corner*
KillermonkeysXYZ: YAY!
TheHeadlessMole: OMG IT THE GHOST OF MATT WATS UP NOW
PaperMattShea: !!!
KillermonkeysXYZ: HE WAS GOING TO EAT ME!!!
PaperMattShea: ??
KillermonkeysXYZ: THEN MAX DIED!!!
PaperMattShea: who?
TheHeadlessMole: im sorry i ruined it for max and nicole
PaperMattShea: lol
TheHeadlessMole: please forgive me!!!
PaperMattShea: they won't
PaperMattShea: or he won't
TheHeadlessMole: then who will?
KillermonkeysXYZ: no one
TheHeadlessMole: i see
TheHeadlessMole: *shhifty eyes*
KillermonkeysXYZ: do do do do do
TheHeadlessMole: then the killer must be somebodyin this very room!!!
KillermonkeysXYZ: its you. we already knew that
TheHeadlessMole: oh
TheHeadlessMole: damn
TheHeadlessMole: there goes my plan
TheHeadlessMole: thanks a bunch
PaperMattShea: lol
PaperMattShea: haha
KillermonkeysXYZ: your welcome
PaperMattShea: ur no killer, Jimm, ur just a homicidal maniac like
Johnny
PaperMattShea: NNY!~!!
KillermonkeysXYZ: Idl'skajfsdlf
KillermonkeysXYZ: 12
KillermonkeysXYZ: I love JTHM
TheHeadlessMole: yea
KillermonkeysXYZ: !!!!!!!
TheHeadlessMole: its smooth
KillermonkeysXYZ: Its jesus in a hotdog bun!
TheHeadlessMole: holy franks!!!
PaperMattShea: lol
PaperMattShea: squee
TheHeadlessMole: woah
KillermonkeysXYZ:
TheHeadlessMole: that works so well
KillermonkeysXYZ: I have squee
TheHeadlessMole: so do i
TheHeadlessMole: well...
TheHeadlessMole: i kinda gave it to tyler for his birthday like 2 years
ago and then borrowed them and never returned them
TheHeadlessMole: so...
KillermonkeysXYZ: tee hee. he almost got molested by that man...but
johnny saved him
TheHeadlessMole: lol
PaperMattShea: HA
TheHeadlessMole: good old nny
PaperMattShea: i'm gonna buy all those at once @ newbury comix
PaperMattShea: word
TheHeadlessMole: totally
KillermonkeysXYZ: If you use my name you get free magic cards
TheHeadlessMole: matt, i showed you that convo i had
TheHeadlessMole: where i told the girl i was in the FBI
PaperMattShea: what?
TheHeadlessMole: and my name was mmy
PaperMattShea: no, jimm, you didnt'
TheHeadlessMole: im so sure i did tho
PaperMattShea: but what's this about free magic cards?
TheHeadlessMole: i showed it to everyone
PaperMattShea: no, jimm, you didnt'
TheHeadlessMole: and she got all her friends to start harassing me
TheHeadlessMole: and they all thought i was some kid named TJ
KillermonkeysXYZ: Im SIE and my best friend in the world is SSA.
together we are SIE SSA!
PaperMattShea: lol, dude, you never showed me this
PaperMattShea: sie ssa?
PaperMattShea: i'm mts
KillermonkeysXYZ: see saw
PaperMattShea: LOL
TheHeadlessMole: holy crap'
PaperMattShea: mountains
PaperMattShea: w00t
TheHeadlessMole: thats awesome
KillermonkeysXYZ: brrrr. Im cold.
PaperMattShea: why so little girl?
PaperMattShea: LoL
TheHeadlessMole: lol
PaperMattShea: i sounded like an old fat guy trying to get some over the
internet
PaperMattShea: LoL
KillermonkeysXYZ: I've relized...life outside my hottub is very cold...
TheHeadlessMole: lol
PaperMattShea: indee
PaperMattShea: d
KillermonkeysXYZ: I might have to live in it
TheHeadlessMole: you have a hottub!?
KillermonkeysXYZ: I just got it.
TheHeadlessMole: i hate the world now
KillermonkeysXYZ: its warm
PaperMattShea: lets' have a hot tub party
TheHeadlessMole: and i wish i still had my pool
PaperMattShea: how is it warm when it's a hot tub
KillermonkeysXYZ: fine its hot!
PaperMattShea: lol
TheHeadlessMole: those things are bad news man
KillermonkeysXYZ: like me
KillermonkeysXYZ: haha
KillermonkeysXYZ: I think Im ugly.
TheHeadlessMole: ur not ugly
KillermonkeysXYZ: I am
TheHeadlessMole: believe me
TheHeadlessMole: i know ugly
TheHeadlessMole: and ugly, you are not
PaperMattShea: how are you ugly
KillermonkeysXYZ: I have to go now...I will return in a few minuettes
KillermonkeysXYZ has left the room.
PaperMattShea: lol, jimm ur a psycho
TheHeadlessMole: well
PaperMattShea: beleive me
PaperMattShea: i know ugly
TheHeadlessMole: it looks like its just you and me
PaperMattShea: LLALALHALhahah
TheHeadlessMole: you'd better belive i do
PaperMattShea: let's go to a reg. window then
PaperMattShea: shall we?
PaperMattShea has left the room.
TheHeadlessMole: you know, she did say she was coming back
PaperMattShea: yes, we'll just start a *new* one up
TheHeadlessMole: no way dawg
TheHeadlessMole: that window's got memories
TheHeadlessMole: and now max is back
PaperMattShea: lol
TheHeadlessMole: we gotta start back up
PaperMattShea: fine, w/e
PaperMattShea: it sux, becuz chat rooms don't blink when somebody talks
TheHeadlessMole: i kno
TheHeadlessMole: i always forget about them
PaperMattShea: that's another reason i didn't respond for a while
PaperMattShea: lol
PaperMattShea: yea
TheHeadlessMole: luckily, im not doin anything right now
TheHeadlessMole: you were yellow that time
TheHeadlessMole: awesome
PaperMattShea: lol
PaperMattShea: you were, though
TheHeadlessMole: no way jose
TheHeadlessMole: i was red, and you were blue but you turned yellow
TheHeadlessMole: and cassie was pink and max was light blue
PaperMattShea: there
TheHeadlessMole: meh
TheHeadlessMole: what the fuck
TheHeadlessMole: where did he go now
PaperMattShea has entered the room.
PaperMattShea: dude, better idea
TheHeadlessMole: where the hell is max now?
PaperMattShea has left the room.
ddude524: weird
TheHeadlessMole: Cassie
KillermonkeysXYZ: Cassie
LegendarySkittle: ok
KillermonkeysXYZ: Whos steve?
LegendarySkittle: you want pink sounse familliar....
LegendarySkittle: sounds*
TheHeadlessMole: He's a legend amongs skittles
you want pink: because you do
LegendarySkittle: I'm steve
TheHeadlessMole: she's in our english class
TheHeadlessMole: hint
you want pink: haha
TheHeadlessMole: lol
LegendarySkittle: nope
LegendarySkittle: drawing a blank
you want pink: she always looks at me when she says why are people
talking when shes talking
TKddude524: wish i was a ledgend among skittles
LegendarySkittle: nope
LegendarySkittle: drawing a blank
TheHeadlessMole: its plainly daniel
I was trying to get scott to come back and accidentally closed out the
window.
you want pink: i play with the cell phone all block and she doesnt even
notice
LegendarySkittle: oh
you want pink: wtf daniel
LegendarySkittle: XD
LegendarySkittle: You idiot
TKddude524: isnt that a dudes name?
LegendarySkittle: yes
you want pink: yeah
LegendarySkittle: girls= Danielle
TKddude524: the jimm left!
LegendarySkittle: XD
KillermonkeysXYZ: AHH!
TKddude524: :(
TheHeadlessMole: hay guys im back
TKddude524: yay!
LegendarySkittle: Recap of what you missed:
LegendarySkittle: girls= Danielle
you want pink: what if i started spelling it danyell
TheHeadlessMole: hey
TheHeadlessMole: scott's back!
LegendarySkittle: That's be weird
TKddude524: that would be weird
you want pink: haha well
AlteredRealitySR: dude, this chat still going on
TheHeadlessMole: yea
LegendarySkittle: Sure.
TheHeadlessMole: it's a good one
AlteredRealitySR: wow
LegendarySkittle: TheHeadlessMole:
LegendarySkittle: haah
TKddude524: i got jimm as grey now
LegendarySkittle: purple'D
TKddude524: dude your still yellow so ...
LegendarySkittle: shut up.
TKddude524: lol
AlteredRealitySR: jim is yellow and steve is the gay blue
AlteredRealitySR: jimm
TKddude524: and what color is god?
LegendarySkittle: orange
AlteredRealitySR: ..white?
TheIMnameOfMax: YaY1
TheIMnameOfMax: *YaY!
LegendarySkittle: XD
TKddude524: the jimm left again
LegendarySkittle: what's up with that?
AlteredRealitySR: and hes back
TheIMnameOfMax: lol
LegendarySkittle: OMGWTFBBQ!!!11!!1111!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
LegendarySkittle: he's not coming in.
TheIMnameOfMax: STOP HITTING DEER!
LegendarySkittle: ... wat?
TheIMnameOfMax: i just invited him
LegendarySkittle: I did too
TheIMnameOfMax: U HEARD ME STEVE!
LegendarySkittle: ... shut up
AlteredRealitySR: Max be quiet.
KillermonkeysXYZ: I feel left out..maybe I should invite him too
I was disconnected from the internet.
You have just entered room "lunchppl."
TKddude524: canadian eh?
TheHeadlessMole: fucking dialup
TheIMnameOfMax: lol
TKddude524: yay the jimm
TheHeadlessMole: ok, who's been in here the longest?
TheIMnameOfMax: JIMMY!
LegendarySkittle: not me
TheIMnameOfMax: not me
TKddude524: not i
KillermonkeysXYZ: I have dial up too
TKddude524: and aol
TheHeadlessMole: hahaha
TheHeadlessMole: that must doublesuck
TKddude524: you poor child
TheIMnameOfMax: haha dialupers
LegendarySkittle: Cable rules j00
TKddude524: indeed
AlteredRealitySR: yep
TheIMnameOfMax: w00t!
TheHeadlessMole: damn you all
TheIMnameOfMax: HAHAHA
AlteredRealitySR: max has wireless, because hes SOOOOOOOO cool
KillermonkeysXYZ: well with cable do you get that cool
DFJKSDLFJSDFSDFLKSFJUISDRJ noise? I think not!
TheIMnameOfMax: indeed i am
AlteredRealitySR: not
LegendarySkittle:
Cable>>>DSL>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dialup>>all>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>AOL dialup
TheHeadlessMole: dally, were you here before cassie?
you want pink: nope
TheHeadlessMole: ok then
TKddude524: shes on top dude
AlteredRealitySR: ......
you want pink: haha
you want pink: on top
you want pink: nice
TKddude524: haha
TheHeadlessMole: cassie, copy this entire conversation and send it to me
TheIMnameOfMax: looks as though it was her then
TheHeadlessMole: woah
TheHeadlessMole: i must have it
LegendarySkittle: Lunchppl?
TheHeadlessMole: i save all my awesome convos
AlteredRealitySR: all i remember was matt invited me to this chat at
5:30
TKddude524: and what the jimm wants teh jimm gets
TheHeadlessMole: and this has been one awesome convo
AlteredRealitySR: and hes not here..
TheHeadlessMole: lol
AlteredRealitySR: so its either steve, jim, or cassie
LegendarySkittle: bacon sucks.
LegendarySkittle: not me
TheHeadlessMole: it's cassie
TheIMnameOfMax: he signed off a little while ago
TheIMnameOfMax: that being matt
KillermonkeysXYZ: then I need your email address
TKddude524: its cassies look @ the list thingy on the s ide
TheIMnameOfMax: canadian bacon sucks
TheHeadlessMole: DecapitatedMole@gmail.com
TheIMnameOfMax: actually most canadian stuff sucks, like adam
TheHeadlessMole: thanks
LegendarySkittle: Gmail kicks ass.
TheHeadlessMole: shut it
TKddude524: google mail1
AlteredRealitySR: well for me, it says steves been the longest
TheHeadlessMole: canada kicks the ass
TheIMnameOfMax: jimm send me a gmail invite if u have ny
TheHeadlessMole: well that's just not true
LegendarySkittle: I have 50
LegendarySkittle: :-)
TheHeadlessMole: yea, me too
TheIMnameOfMax: GIVE ME ONE!
LegendarySkittle: max, E-mail?
TheHeadlessMole: well now i have 49
TheIMnameOfMax: maxwellsirduda@aol.com
AlteredRealitySR: gmail?
TheHeadlessMole: and two gigs of space yay
TheIMnameOfMax: i got aol mail, but w/ wireless internet
TKddude524: tkddude524@yahoo.com
TheIMnameOfMax: its google mail
LegendarySkittle: You are currently using 86 MB (4%) of your 2165 MB.
LegendarySkittle: ^-^
TheIMnameOfMax: lol
TKddude524: woot
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: amazing
LegendarySkittle: lol
TheIMnameOfMax: that hot chocolate was good
TheHeadlessMole: yea it was
LegendarySkittle: o_____O
AlteredRealitySR: max that hot chocolate was crap
you want pink: what
TheIMnameOfMax: and the donuts
TheHeadlessMole: fuck you scott
TKddude524: say what?
TheIMnameOfMax: agreed w/ jimbo
AlteredRealitySR: you wanna go Stalin
you want pink: how can you have hot chocolate when its warm
TheHeadlessMole: kneel down and kiss max's feet for being so insolent
TheIMnameOfMax: YaY!
TheHeadlessMole: oh stalin will kick your ass mr. narrator
AlteredRealitySR: hahahahaha thats funny
TKddude524: hot choclate isl ike coffe for me
TheHeadlessMole: totally
TheIMnameOfMax: as in really good?
TheHeadlessMole: you should've come to our table at lunch
you want pink: never had coffee i want to
TKddude524: snasty
KillermonkeysXYZ: I prefer tea
TheHeadlessMole: max had a big ol' jug of it
you want pink: teas good
TheHeadlessMole: my brother drinks tea
KillermonkeysXYZ: it is
TheIMnameOfMax: i dont have a brother
LegendarySkittle: Max, remember this?
TheHeadlessMole: like literally 12 cups a day
LegendarySkittle:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v163/Kopiok/Canada.gif
TheHeadlessMole: every day
TheHeadlessMole: instead of coffee
AlteredRealitySR: yeah, uhhhh im gonna go.
AlteredRealitySR has left the room.
TheHeadlessMole: and he leavs his fuckin wet teabags in the trashcans
and they get all moldy
TKddude524: the ... what the hell was his name anywas?
TheIMnameOfMax: scott
LegendarySkittle: Scott?
TheHeadlessMole: yea
TKddude524: the scott left
TheIMnameOfMax: HELL YA!
TheHeadlessMole: that was scott
TheIMnameOfMax: THAT BUTTON WAS AWESOM!
LegendarySkittle: lol
TKddude524: i put the before everybodys name ... cept cassies
TheIMnameOfMax: BLAME CANADA!
TheHeadlessMole: yay
TheHeadlessMole: even you?
TheIMnameOfMax: IN SOVIET RUSSIA CANADA BLAMES YOU!
TheHeadlessMole: the god?
TheHeadlessMole: oh jeez
TheHeadlessMole: again with the soviet russia
TKddude524: i think i will start saying the god
LegendarySkittle: I made this a while ago...
LegendarySkittle:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v163/Kopiok/PWNLOL.gif
TheIMnameOfMax: lol
TKddude524: *doesnt get it*
TheHeadlessMole: you should
KillermonkeysXYZ: me and my friend pretended she was from russia and dan
skowran believed it. she didnt have an accent either...her dad was "in
the russian mafia"
LegendarySkittle: XD
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: dood
TKddude524: haha
TheHeadlessMole: MAFIA is actually an accronym
TKddude524: for?
KillermonkeysXYZ: so is NAZI
TKddude524: for?!?
TheIMnameOfMax: lol
TheHeadlessMole: it stands for a bunch of italian words that mean [Get
Rid of the French the Italians say]
TheHeadlessMole: or something to that effect
TKddude524: lol woohoo
LegendarySkittle: that's weird
TKddude524: cept im french so un woohoo
TheHeadlessMole: that's awesome
TheIMnameOfMax: true
TheHeadlessMole: it's so funny
KillermonkeysXYZ: im irish
TheIMnameOfMax: so am i
TKddude524: im not
TheHeadlessMole: im italian
you want pink: im irish
TheHeadlessMole: actually, I'm sicilian
TheHeadlessMole: which is awesome
you want pink: and french canadian
TheIMnameOfMax: and itilian and spanish
TKddude524: what the nazi thingy stand for?
KillermonkeysXYZ: Irish kids are better
TheHeadlessMole: YOU'RE CANADIAN
you want pink: and portugese
TheHeadlessMole: YOU'RE MY HERO
you want pink: haha
LegendarySkittle: o__O
TheHeadlessMole: that's the best mix EVAR
KillermonkeysXYZ: a german name for the state police
TheIMnameOfMax: lol
TheHeadlessMole: you totally have to be my fourth wife
TKddude524: thats not an accronym
LegendarySkittle: You know PancakeBunny?
TheHeadlessMole: no
LegendarySkittle: o_O
you want pink: hahahaha forth
LegendarySkittle: http://img119.echo.cx/img119/9962/bunnyheads5vn.jpg
TKddude524: should i?
you want pink: totally.
KillermonkeysXYZ: you only have 2 wives
TheHeadlessMole: well
TheHeadlessMole: i mean like fourth total
TheHeadlessMole: you're the first, then ashley and alicia
TheHeadlessMole: but fine, if you want to be technical
TheHeadlessMole: you should be my third wife
TheIMnameOfMax: i had that pic on my website
TheHeadlessMole: oh
LegendarySkittle: lol
TheHeadlessMole: you all must see this pic
KillermonkeysXYZ: yes it is. its Nkdfjdslkfj Adskjfklfj Zkjdkfjs
Idkjfdslkfj and all those words I dont know make up something about the
state police
TheIMnameOfMax: but then the people who made it changed it every 5 sec
LegendarySkittle: XD
TKddude524: haha
TheHeadlessMole:
img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Ascius/Avvies%20And%20Sigs/Sig121.jpg
TheIMnameOfMax: to like pictures of scabs
TheHeadlessMole: just slap an http in front of that bad boy and you're
good to go
TKddude524: no link?
TheIMnameOfMax: and then it was pics of scabs ect
LegendarySkittle: WALL OF TEXT'D
TheHeadlessMole: fine
TheHeadlessMole:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Ascius/Avvies%20And%20Sigs/Sig121
.jpg
TheHeadlessMole: there's your link
TheHeadlessMole: should I invite Chelsea in here?
TKddude524: lol
TKddude524: sure
Xpadfootlivesx has entered the room.
Xpadfootlivesx: here i am
TheHeadlessMole: hey
Xpadfootlivesx: party has arrived
TheIMnameOfMax: hows ur arm?
TheHeadlessMole: someone beat me to the punch
Xpadfootlivesx: :3
TKddude524: well hello ther
Xpadfootlivesx: shut up
Xpadfootlivesx: haha
TheIMnameOfMax: lol
TheHeadlessMole: lol
Xpadfootlivesx: so
TheIMnameOfMax: sos
TheIMnameOfMax: p
TheIMnameOfMax: *soso
LegendarySkittle: Y helo thar buttsecksLOL (>^(>O_o)>
TheIMnameOfMax: BETTER!
TheIMnameOfMax: Zoso
TheHeadlessMole: holy franks
Xpadfootlivesx: omfghahahalolololololbbq!!!!11
TKddude524: say what?
Xpadfootlivesx: </annoying>
TheHeadlessMole: hay you guyz should i invite artie?
LegendarySkittle: YES
Xpadfootlivesx: yeah
Xpadfootlivesx: artie is a pretty cool kid
TKddude524: still dont know who that is but sure
TheIMnameOfMax: he has an sn?
TheHeadlessMole: lol
TheHeadlessMole: yea
KillermonkeysXYZ: ahhh. I dont know anyone of thses kids
TheIMnameOfMax: he didnt last yr
LegendarySkittle: He only got 9 on Population Tire
gcuber365 has entered the room.
LegendarySkittle: when I got 293.
LegendarySkittle: HAH
LegendarySkittle: >_>
Xpadfootlivesx: nice timing steve
TheHeadlessMole: what exactly is the population tire?
LegendarySkittle: yep
Xpadfootlivesx: i have to get a tetanus (sp?) shot tonight
TheIMnameOfMax: anywho
TheHeadlessMole: hey cassie, you sebt me the convo, right?
TheHeadlessMole: haha tetanus
LegendarySkittle: http://www.homestarrunner.com/pop_tire.html
TKddude524: thiose hurt
KillermonkeysXYZ: yes
LegendarySkittle: HAHA
TheHeadlessMole: tetanus is for the fags
Xpadfootlivesx: i know
TheHeadlessMole: yay
LegendarySkittle: sucks to be you
Xpadfootlivesx: i really dont want it
TheHeadlessMole: you're my hero
Xpadfootlivesx: agh!
TKddude524: i had 2 shots on teusday
gcuber365: shots just suck in general
TKddude524: hurt
LegendarySkittle: I had blood taken today
Xpadfootlivesx: i wish they would let me give it to myself
TKddude524: alot
LegendarySkittle: but that's not so bad.
Xpadfootlivesx: then i wouldnt care
TheIMnameOfMax: bordom setting in
TheIMnameOfMax: along w/ hunger
Xpadfootlivesx: but the state has some regulation against it
TKddude524: story of my life max
KillermonkeysXYZ: wow...actually...the last time I had a shot was WHEN
CASEY KILLED MY DOG!!!
Xpadfootlivesx: something about only nurses giving shots like that?
TheIMnameOfMax: lol
LegendarySkittle: I WANT SOME STRAWBERRY PANCAKES!
LegendarySkittle: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/59/
TheHeadlessMole: lol
gcuber365: not again steve
Xpadfootlivesx: y'know steve, i never did see magical trevor 2
gcuber365: jeez
TheHeadlessMole: oh stop crying about your dog
LegendarySkittle: wow
TKddude524: lol
TheIMnameOfMax: I WANT BLUEBERRY PANCAKES!
TheIMnameOfMax: but not really
TKddude524: its your own fault cassie
LegendarySkittle: STRAWBERRY!
LegendarySkittle: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/59/
you want pink: i like chocolate chip
TheHeadlessMole: im so cruel
Xpadfootlivesx: i dont like flavored pancakes
KillermonkeysXYZ: Not until andy is dead...
TKddude524: you let the dog bite you
TheHeadlessMole: lol
KillermonkeysXYZ: i mean...uh...hi?
LegendarySkittle: he shoots a guy for the pancakes
TKddude524: its deffinitly not the caseys fault
LegendarySkittle: Come ON!
TheIMnameOfMax: actually i like origional w/ a ton of butter, and thick
syrum and bacon
TheHeadlessMole: why did your dog have to be put to sleep because he bit
YOU?
TheHeadlessMole: that doesn't even make sense
TKddude524: yea
TheIMnameOfMax: *syrup
Xpadfootlivesx: haha
KillermonkeysXYZ: But if he didnt come over without calling
TKddude524: ripped her arm up good 2
gcuber365 has left the room.
TKddude524: it was nasty
you want pink: whattt
TheHeadlessMole: bye artie
LegendarySkittle: *confusioin*
KillermonkeysXYZ: you should have seen it when it first happened
TheHeadlessMole: sounds like it
KillermonkeysXYZ: there was stuff ooozing
Xpadfootlivesx: oh boy
TKddude524: im kinda glad i didnt
Xpadfootlivesx: haha
TKddude524: i saw enough when it was stiched
TKddude524: thanks much
KillermonkeysXYZ: it wasnt stiched
Xpadfootlivesx: fascinating
KillermonkeysXYZ: it was a dog bite
TheIMnameOfMax: FOOOOOOODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TKddude524: well they did somethign
KillermonkeysXYZ: they couldnt stich it due to fear of bacteria
TheHeadlessMole: that sucks
TKddude524: well w/e they did it twas gross
KillermonkeysXYZ: they put special adhesive strips on it
LegendarySkittle: Here I come on my bike. I'm looking for pancakes
TKddude524: oh yea thats right
TheHeadlessMole: well, I have to go, i think
TheHeadlessMole: as fascinating as this conversation is
TheHeadlessMole: don't let it die folks
TKddude524: lol
TKddude524: yes mr. the jimm
Xpadfootlivesx: im ready to pull an artie
LegendarySkittle: <(-_-)b
TheHeadlessMole: see how long it can keep goin :P
TheHeadlessMole: later bitches
o_0
jimm
The Decapitated Mole
1st August 2005, 08:06 PM
Well... This is just all the chat windows I have open ATM. Have a blast!
SCOTT:
Zero AceofSpades (2:57:52 PM): im back
TheHeadlessMole (2:57:58 PM): HIY!!!
Zero AceofSpades (2:58:26 PM): anything new on the keen forums
TheHeadlessMole (2:58:35 PM): meh, a little
TheHeadlessMole (2:58:42 PM): zack is wpnin' people
Zero AceofSpades (2:58:55 PM): anything we should join?
TheHeadlessMole (2:59:27 PM): not that I can think of
TheHeadlessMole (3:00:47 PM): I'm so bored
Zero AceofSpades (3:00:59 PM): me too
Zero AceofSpades (3:01:06 PM): i just took an hour walk
TheHeadlessMole (3:01:40 PM): heh
TheHeadlessMole (3:01:47 PM): always helps a little
TheHeadlessMole (3:01:51 PM): with music or without?
Zero AceofSpades (3:01:59 PM): with
Zero AceofSpades (3:02:00 PM): lol
Zero AceofSpades (3:02:05 PM): thats what an Ipod is good for
TheHeadlessMole (3:02:12 PM): damn you and your ipods
TheHeadlessMole (3:02:14 PM): I really need one
Zero AceofSpades (3:03:43 PM): meh
TheHeadlessMole (3:04:00 PM): seriously, I have tons music
TheHeadlessMole (3:04:34 PM): and CDs are annoying
Zero AceofSpades (3:04:39 PM): lol
Zero AceofSpades (3:04:41 PM): the skippageeeee
TheHeadlessMole (3:04:50 PM): I never remember to label them and then I have to remember what song is on what mix..
TheHeadlessMole (3:04:56 PM): and then there's the skippage
TheHeadlessMole (3:05:02 PM): don't even get me STARTED on the skippage!
Zero AceofSpades (3:05:21 PM): skippage
TheHeadlessMole (3:05:34 PM): GARHARHAGRHDHAGEHRAHGRA
Zero AceofSpades (3:06:03 PM): -fear-
TheHeadlessMole (3:06:34 PM): I told you not to get me started
Zero AceofSpades (3:06:46 PM): i didnt care
TheHeadlessMole (3:07:05 PM): bet you do now
Zero AceofSpades (3:07:51 PM): not really
TheHeadlessMole (3:08:01 PM): shut up
TheHeadlessMole (3:08:03 PM): loser
TheHeadlessMole (3:08:06 PM): you know you afraid
Zero AceofSpades (3:08:15 PM): nubcakes
Zero AceofSpades (3:08:25 PM): shut up teh arrogance
TheHeadlessMole (3:08:38 PM): you're the nub
Zero AceofSpades (3:08:49 PM): then stop actin like one
TheHeadlessMole (3:09:15 PM): it is laughable that you are calling me a nub
TheHeadlessMole (3:09:28 PM): considering that you're more nubsy than I've ever been in my LIFE
Zero AceofSpades (3:09:41 PM): its laughable cuz you think insulting people makes you teh anti-nub
Zero AceofSpades (3:10:08 PM): go entertain yourself.
TheHeadlessMole (3:10:33 PM): that doesn't even make sense
Zero AceofSpades (3:10:40 PM): yeah it does
Zero AceofSpades (3:10:57 PM): i bet theres someone on keen forum
TheHeadlessMole (3:10:58 PM): only nubz talk like that and mouth off to people they know not to be nubs
Zero AceofSpades (3:11:01 PM): or one of those other
TheHeadlessMole (3:11:01 PM): you fucking nub
Zero AceofSpades (3:11:14 PM): so whos mouthing off
Zero AceofSpades (3:11:17 PM): i tihnk you are
Zero AceofSpades (3:11:19 PM): think*
Zero AceofSpades (3:11:40 PM): plus, u say everyone is noob
Zero AceofSpades (3:11:48 PM): its nub/noob/newb
TheHeadlessMole (3:12:12 PM): tell me, scott
TheHeadlessMole (3:12:18 PM): on what grounds do you call be a nub?
Zero AceofSpades (3:12:56 PM): well apparently on the grounds that you must go around mouthing off and calling others noob, so you deserve to be called one as well.
TheHeadlessMole (3:13:22 PM): see, that statement is just oozing nubosity
Zero AceofSpades (3:13:39 PM): a likely remark from the person under these charges
TheHeadlessMole (3:13:50 PM): first of all, you have used, on several occasions, nubsy vocabulary
TheHeadlessMole (3:13:57 PM): [u, i, w/e]
TheHeadlessMole (3:14:04 PM): that is not to be tolerated
Zero AceofSpades (3:14:07 PM): because im tired?
Zero AceofSpades (3:14:11 PM): good jorb
TheHeadlessMole (3:14:22 PM): I myself have never and would never be caught dead using that kind of grammar
TheHeadlessMole (3:14:36 PM): second, I can mouth off to just about whoever I want
TheHeadlessMole (3:14:37 PM): why?
TheHeadlessMole (3:14:40 PM): because I am NOT a nub
TheHeadlessMole (3:14:46 PM): because I know my place
Zero AceofSpades (3:14:47 PM): or so he claims
TheHeadlessMole (3:15:04 PM): you go around ACTING like you can pwn anything and everything you want
TheHeadlessMole (3:15:15 PM): a sure sign of nubsyness
Zero AceofSpades (3:15:17 PM): not true.
TheHeadlessMole (3:15:31 PM): too true, my nubsy little friend, far too true
Zero AceofSpades (3:15:42 PM): the only time this happends is because you assume that people cannot pwn anything
TheHeadlessMole (3:15:53 PM): I never assumed such
Zero AceofSpades (3:15:54 PM): therefore it seems like everytime to you.
TheHeadlessMole (3:16:03 PM): I pwn nubs, and people who need pwning
Zero AceofSpades (3:16:08 PM): ah yes, your gonna say because its true
Zero AceofSpades (3:16:12 PM): exactly.
TheHeadlessMole (3:16:19 PM): I do, however, know who NOT to ATTEMPT to pwn
TheHeadlessMole (3:16:30 PM): unlike you, who thinks he can pwn a veteran such as myself
TheHeadlessMole (3:16:39 PM): and yes, scott dear, I am a veteran
Zero AceofSpades (3:16:46 PM): what arrogance
TheHeadlessMole (3:16:55 PM): YOU calling ME arrogant
TheHeadlessMole (3:17:01 PM): isn't the pot calling the kiriyama black
Zero AceofSpades (3:17:18 PM): so how am i arrogant
TheHeadlessMole (3:17:43 PM): 'how am I arrogant?' he asks!
TheHeadlessMole (3:17:47 PM): as if he does not know!
Zero AceofSpades (3:18:00 PM): quit with the delay and say it
TheHeadlessMole (3:18:12 PM): I delay nothing because I need no delay
TheHeadlessMole (3:18:28 PM): you are arrogant in that you assume a status above that of the average nub
Zero AceofSpades (3:18:30 PM): and because i "apparently" can pwn whatever i want, or however it seems to you, cannot be a reason.
TheHeadlessMole (3:18:36 PM): when you have done NOTHING to earn said status
Zero AceofSpades (3:19:06 PM): and is that all
TheHeadlessMole (3:19:06 PM): you ARE a nub, sir, and any statement to the contrary would be churlish
TheHeadlessMole (3:19:12 PM): at BEST
Zero AceofSpades (3:19:21 PM): i never assume status above the rest
TheHeadlessMole (3:19:39 PM): oh see how he LIES!
Zero AceofSpades (3:19:39 PM): i only act so around you because of your disagreeable behavior.
TheHeadlessMole (3:19:51 PM): MY disagreeable behavior?!
Zero AceofSpades (3:19:57 PM): why yes good chum
TheHeadlessMole (3:20:00 PM): surely you jest
Zero AceofSpades (3:20:05 PM): of course not
Zero AceofSpades (3:20:13 PM): no one enjoys the constant retorts
TheHeadlessMole (3:20:22 PM): I have been nothing but pleasant throught this entire exchange
Zero AceofSpades (3:20:38 PM): this exchange, mind you.
TheHeadlessMole (3:20:48 PM): in fact, as I recall..
TheHeadlessMole (3:20:51 PM): Zero AceofSpades (3:08:15 PM): nubcakes
Zero AceofSpades (3:08:25 PM): shut up teh arrogance
TheHeadlessMole (3:21:04 PM): it was YOU who started it all, not I, gentle sir
Zero AceofSpades (3:21:32 PM): oh hoh?
Zero AceofSpades (3:21:34 PM): Zero AceofSpades (3:10:50 PM): not really
TheHeadlessMole (3:11:00 PM): shut up
TheHeadlessMole (3:11:02 PM): loser
TheHeadlessMole (3:11:05 PM): you know you afraid
Zero AceofSpades (3:21:49 PM): right before
TheHeadlessMole (3:22:09 PM): all in good fun, sir, for you know how I jest
Zero AceofSpades (3:22:16 PM): i grow tired of it.
TheHeadlessMole (3:22:22 PM): but accusing one of nubsiness is far more serious
TheHeadlessMole (3:22:31 PM): I grow weary of YOU, sir
Zero AceofSpades (3:22:33 PM): the matter is generally serious to me.
TheHeadlessMole (3:22:47 PM): what matter, if I may be so bold?
Zero AceofSpades (3:23:19 PM): any sign or reply of demeaning titles.
TheHeadlessMole (3:23:59 PM): surely you kid
TheHeadlessMole (3:24:08 PM): he MUST be lying
Zero AceofSpades (3:24:09 PM): it depends on the mood.
TheHeadlessMole (3:24:37 PM): moods, MOODS, I have no time for your moods .
Zero AceofSpades (3:25:06 PM): then return to the more appreciating nubs.
Zero AceofSpades (3:25:17 PM): and let them know of yours.
TheHeadlessMole (3:25:18 PM): I am a busy man, albiet not at precisely this time, and I have better things to do than quibble with you on such trivial matters as to whether your mood fits my words
Zero AceofSpades (3:25:46 PM): very well then.
Zero AceofSpades (3:25:50 PM): Goodbye gentle sir.
TheHeadlessMole (3:25:52 PM): you see, my dear, dear scott, not only can I wpn, but I can wpn in style
TheHeadlessMole (3:26:04 PM): and therein lies your problem
Zero AceofSpades (3:26:04 PM): that style being with error.
TheHeadlessMole (3:26:13 PM): error my hat
Zero AceofSpades (3:26:32 PM): i doubt you were abbreviating for weapon
TheHeadlessMole (3:26:46 PM): plainly not, which further proves your nubsyness
TheHeadlessMole (3:26:54 PM): he does not know of the wpn!
Zero AceofSpades (3:27:02 PM): i know of it quite
Zero AceofSpades (3:27:06 PM): and if you reread that
Zero AceofSpades (3:27:15 PM): youll see that i said you were not
TheHeadlessMole (3:27:18 PM): quite not, you clever fool, quite not
Zero AceofSpades (3:27:31 PM): a clever fool?
Zero AceofSpades (3:27:38 PM): i think the title rather suits me.
TheHeadlessMole (3:27:47 PM): such is the likes of you, sir
Zero AceofSpades (3:27:55 PM): yes, yes it is.
Zero AceofSpades (3:28:24 PM): goodbye Atticus
TheHeadlessMole (3:28:37 PM): I bid thee good tidings, nub.
Zero AceofSpades (3:28:59 PM): ah thy demeaning words shall never stop
TheHeadlessMole (3:29:06 PM): it would seem not
Zero AceofSpades (3:29:30 PM): this is why thee shalt be reknowned as nub in mine mind.
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STEVE:
TheHeadlessMole (7:24:45 PM): hey steve, wanna be a judgerelli for a second?
LegendarySkittle (7:24:55 PM): ... wat?
TheHeadlessMole wants to directly connect (7:25:00 PM).
LegendarySkittle is now directly connected (7:25:19 PM).
TheHeadlessMole (7:25:30 PM): Zero AceofSpades (2:57:52 PM): im back
TheHeadlessMole (2:57:58 PM): HIY!!!
Zero AceofSpades (2:58:26 PM): anything new on the keen forums
TheHeadlessMole (2:58:35 PM): meh, a little
TheHeadlessMole (2:58:42 PM): zack is wpnin' people
Zero AceofSpades (2:58:55 PM): anything we should join?
TheHeadlessMole (2:59:27 PM): not that I can think of
TheHeadlessMole (3:00:47 PM): I'm so bored
Zero AceofSpades (3:00:59 PM): me too
Zero AceofSpades (3:01:06 PM): i just took an hour walk
TheHeadlessMole (3:01:40 PM): heh
TheHeadlessMole (3:01:47 PM): always helps a little
TheHeadlessMole (3:01:51 PM): with music or without?
Zero AceofSpades (3:01:59 PM): with
Zero AceofSpades (3:02:00 PM): lol
Zero AceofSpades (3:02:05 PM): thats what an Ipod is good for
TheHeadlessMole (3:02:12 PM): damn you and your ipods
TheHeadlessMole (3:02:14 PM): I really need one
Zero AceofSpades (3:03:43 PM): meh
TheHeadlessMole (3:04:00 PM): seriously, I have tons music
TheHeadlessMole (3:04:34 PM): and CDs are annoying
Zero AceofSpades (3:04:39 PM): lol
Zero AceofSpades (3:04:41 PM): the skippageeeee
TheHeadlessMole (3:04:50 PM): I never remember to label them and then I have to remember what song is on what mix..
TheHeadlessMole (3:04:56 PM): and then there's the skippage
TheHeadlessMole (3:05:02 PM): don't even get me STARTED on the skippage!
Zero AceofSpades (3:05:21 PM): skippage
TheHeadlessMole (3:05:34 PM): GARHARHAGRHDHAGEHRAHGRA
Zero AceofSpades (3:06:03 PM): -fear-
TheHeadlessMole (3:06:34 PM): I told you not to get me started
Zero AceofSpades (3:06:46 PM): i didnt care
TheHeadlessMole (3:07:05 PM): bet you do now
Zero AceofSpades (3:07:51 PM): not really
TheHeadlessMole (3:08:01 PM): shut up
TheHeadlessMole (3:08:03 PM): loser
TheHeadlessMole (3:08:06 PM): you know you afraid
Zero AceofSpades (3:08:15 PM): nubcakes
Zero AceofSpades (3:08:25 PM): shut up teh arrogance
TheHeadlessMole (3:08:38 PM): you're the nub
Zero AceofSpades (3:08:49 PM): then stop actin like one
TheHeadlessMole (3:09:15 PM): it is laughable that you are calling me a nub
TheHeadlessMole (3:09:28 PM): considering that you're more nubsy than I've ever been in my LIFE
Zero AceofSpades (3:09:41 PM): its laughable cuz you think insulting people makes you teh anti-nub
Zero AceofSpades (3:10:08 PM): go entertain yourself.
TheHeadlessMole (3:10:33 PM): that doesn't even make sense
Zero AceofSpades (3:10:40 PM): yeah it does
Zero AceofSpades (3:10:57 PM): i bet theres someone on keen forum
TheHeadlessMole (3:10:58 PM): only nubz talk like that and mouth off to people they know not to be nubs
Zero AceofSpades (3:11:01 PM): or one of those other
TheHeadlessMole (3:11:01 PM): you fucking nub
Zero AceofSpades (3:11:14 PM): so whos mouthing off
Zero AceofSpades (3:11:17 PM): i tihnk you are
Zero AceofSpades (3:11:19 PM): think*
Zero AceofSpades (3:11:40 PM): plus, u say everyone is noob
Zero AceofSpades (3:11:48 PM): its nub/noob/newb
TheHeadlessMole (3:12:12 PM): tell me, scott
TheHeadlessMole (3:12:18 PM): on what grounds do you call be a nub?
Zero AceofSpades (3:12:56 PM): well apparently on the grounds that you must go around mouthing off and calling others noob, so you deserve to be called one as well.
TheHeadlessMole (3:13:22 PM): see, that statement is just oozing nubosity
Zero AceofSpades (3:13:39 PM): a likely remark from the person under these charges
TheHeadlessMole (3:13:50 PM): first of all, you have used, on several occasions, nubsy vocabulary
TheHeadlessMole (3:13:57 PM): [u, i, w/e]
TheHeadlessMole (3:14:04 PM): that is not to be tolerated
Zero AceofSpades (3:14:07 PM): because im tired?
Zero AceofSpades (3:14:11 PM): good jorb
TheHeadlessMole (3:14:22 PM): I myself have never and would never be caught dead using that kind of grammar
TheHeadlessMole (3:14:36 PM): second, I can mouth off to just about whoever I want
TheHeadlessMole (3:14:37 PM): why?
TheHeadlessMole (3:14:40 PM): because I am NOT a nub
TheHeadlessMole (3:14:46 PM): because I know my place
Zero AceofSpades (3:14:47 PM): or so he claims
TheHeadlessMole (3:15:04 PM): you go around ACTING like you can pwn anything and everything you want
TheHeadlessMole (3:15:15 PM): a sure sign of nubsyness
Zero AceofSpades (3:15:17 PM): not true.
TheHeadlessMole (3:15:31 PM): too true, my nubsy little friend, far too true
Zero AceofSpades (3:15:42 PM): the only time this happends is because you assume that people cannot pwn anything
TheHeadlessMole (3:15:53 PM): I never assumed such
Zero AceofSpades (3:15:54 PM): therefore it seems like everytime to you.
TheHeadlessMole (3:16:03 PM): I pwn nubs, and people who need pwning
Zero AceofSpades (3:16:08 PM): ah yes, your gonna say because its true
Zero AceofSpades (3:16:12 PM): exactly.
TheHeadlessMole (3:16:19 PM): I do, however, know who NOT to ATTEMPT to pwn
TheHeadlessMole (3:16:30 PM): unlike you, who thinks he can pwn a veteran such as myself
TheHeadlessMole (3:16:39 PM): and yes, scott dear, I am a veteran
Zero AceofSpades (3:16:46 PM): what arrogance
TheHeadlessMole (3:16:55 PM): YOU calling ME arrogant
TheHeadlessMole (3:17:01 PM): isn't the pot calling the kiriyama black
Zero AceofSpades (3:17:18 PM): so how am i arrogant
TheHeadlessMole (3:17:43 PM): 'how am I arrogant?' he asks!
TheHeadlessMole (3:17:47 PM): as if he does not know!
Zero AceofSpades (3:18:00 PM): quit with the delay and say it
TheHeadlessMole (3:18:12 PM): I delay nothing because I need no delay
TheHeadlessMole (3:18:28 PM): you are arrogant in that you assume a status above that of the average nub
Zero AceofSpades (3:18:30 PM): and because i "apparently" can pwn whatever i want, or however it seems to you, cannot be a reason.
TheHeadlessMole (3:18:36 PM): when you have done NOTHING to earn said status
Zero AceofSpades (3:19:06 PM): and is that all
TheHeadlessMole (3:19:06 PM): you ARE a nub, sir, and any statement to the contrary would be churlish
TheHeadlessMole (3:19:12 PM): at BEST
Zero AceofSpades (3:19:21 PM): i never assume status above the rest
TheHeadlessMole (3:19:39 PM): oh see how he LIES!
Zero AceofSpades (3:19:39 PM): i only act so around you because of your disagreeable behavior.
TheHeadlessMole (3:19:51 PM): MY disagreeable behavior?!
Zero AceofSpades (3:19:57 PM): why yes good chum
TheHeadlessMole (3:20:00 PM): surely you jest
Zero AceofSpades (3:20:05 PM): of course not
Zero AceofSpades (3:20:13 PM): no one enjoys the constant retorts
TheHeadlessMole (3:20:22 PM): I have been nothing but pleasant throught this entire exchange
Zero AceofSpades (3:20:38 PM): this exchange, mind you.
TheHeadlessMole (3:20:48 PM): in fact, as I recall..
TheHeadlessMole (3:20:51 PM): Zero AceofSpades (3:08:15 PM): nubcakes
Zero AceofSpades (3:08:25 PM): shut up teh arrogance
TheHeadlessMole (3:21:04 PM): it was YOU who started it all, not I, gentle sir
Zero AceofSpades (3:21:32 PM): oh hoh?
Zero AceofSpades (3:21:34 PM): Zero AceofSpades (3:10:50 PM): not really
TheHeadlessMole (3:11:00 PM): shut up
TheHeadlessMole (3:11:02 PM): loser
TheHeadlessMole (3:11:05 PM): you know you afraid
Zero AceofSpades (3:21:49 PM): right before
TheHeadlessMole (3:22:09 PM): all in good fun, sir, for you know how I jest
Zero AceofSpades (3:22:16 PM): i grow tired of it.
TheHeadlessMole (3:22:22 PM): but accusing one of nubsiness is far more serious
TheHeadlessMole (3:22:31 PM): I grow weary of YOU, sir
Zero AceofSpades (3:22:33 PM): the matter is generally serious to me.
TheHeadlessMole (3:22:47 PM): what matter, if I may be so bold?
Zero AceofSpades (3:23:19 PM): any sign or reply of demeaning titles.
TheHeadlessMole (3:23:59 PM): surely you kid
TheHeadlessMole (3:24:08 PM): he MUST be lying
Zero AceofSpades (3:24:09 PM): it depends on the mood.
TheHeadlessMole (3:24:37 PM): moods, MOODS, I have no time for your moods .
Zero AceofSpades (3:25:06 PM): then return to the more appreciating nubs.
Zero AceofSpades (3:25:17 PM): and let them know of yours.
TheHeadlessMole (3:25:18 PM): I am a busy man, albiet not at precisely this time, and I have better things to do than quibble with you on such trivial matters as to whether your mood fits my words
Zero AceofSpades (3:25:46 PM): very well then.
Zero AceofSpades (3:25:50 PM): Goodbye gentle sir.
TheHeadlessMole (3:25:52 PM): you see, my dear, dear scott, not only can I wpn, but I can wpn in style
TheHeadlessMole (3:26:04 PM): and therein lies your problem
Zero AceofSpades (3:26:04 PM): that style being with error.
TheHeadlessMole (3:26:13 PM): error my hat
Zero AceofSpades (3:26:32 PM): i doubt you were abbreviating for weapon
TheHeadlessMole (3:26:46 PM): plainly not, which further proves your nubsyness
TheHeadlessMole (3:26:54 PM): he does not know of the wpn!
Zero AceofSpades (3:27:02 PM): i know of it quite
Zero AceofSpades (3:27:06 PM): and if you reread that
Zero AceofSpades (3:27:15 PM): youll see that i said you were not
TheHeadlessMole (3:27:18 PM): quite not, you clever fool, quite not
Zero AceofSpades (3:27:31 PM): a clever fool?
Zero AceofSpades (3:27:38 PM): i think the title rather suits me.
TheHeadlessMole (3:27:47 PM): such is the likes of you, sir
Zero AceofSpades (3:27:55 PM): yes, yes it is.
Zero AceofSpades (3:28:24 PM): goodbye Atticus
TheHeadlessMole (3:28:37 PM): I bid thee good tidings, nub.
Zero AceofSpades (3:28:59 PM): ah thy demeaning words shall never stop
TheHeadlessMole (3:29:06 PM): it would seem not
Zero AceofSpades (3:29:30 PM): this is why thee shalt be reknowned as nub in mine mind.
Zero AceofSpades signed off at 3:29:39 PM.
TheHeadlessMole (7:25:33 PM): who do you think won?
LegendarySkittle (7:25:57 PM): um
LegendarySkittle (7:25:58 PM): it's gonna take alot of reading
TheHeadlessMole (7:26:13 PM): not that THAT much
LegendarySkittle signed off at 7:32:57 PM.
LegendarySkittle signed on at 7:40:39 PM.
TheHeadlessMole (7:42:42 PM): did ye read it?
The connection with LegendarySkittle was not successful. Make sure that your Buddy is using the latest version of AIM. Changing your settings in the Firewall preference may help. Also both you and your Buddy may need to adjust the settings of the firewall software on your individual networks (7:42:42 PM).
TheHeadlessMole (7:46:08 PM): oh noes connection severed
LegendarySkittle (7:46:13 PM): ...
TheHeadlessMole (7:46:15 PM): lol
LegendarySkittle (7:46:15 PM): wonderful
LegendarySkittle (7:46:27 PM): I have pages in my HP book thaqt aren't bound to the cover.
LegendarySkittle (7:46:35 PM): 319-330
TheHeadlessMole (7:46:38 PM): -_-
TheHeadlessMole (7:46:42 PM): that sucks
LegendarySkittle (7:46:47 PM): indeed
LegendarySkittle (7:46:57 PM): -_-
LegendarySkittle (7:47:04 PM): gotta get that fixed.
TheHeadlessMole (7:47:07 PM): yea
TheHeadlessMole (7:47:17 PM): how does one go about fixing something like that?
LegendarySkittle (7:47:35 PM): crazy glue methinks
TheHeadlessMole (7:47:43 PM): ahh
TheHeadlessMole (7:47:45 PM): but of course
LegendarySkittle (7:47:53 PM): 'cause it uses glue as the binder in the first place
TheHeadlessMole (7:48:02 PM): oh yeah
TheHeadlessMole (7:48:03 PM): heh
LegendarySkittle (7:48:12 PM): not thread
TheHeadlessMole (7:48:31 PM): good ol' cheap mass-produced books
LegendarySkittle (7:48:57 PM): lol
LegendarySkittle (7:48:57 PM): http://people.freenet.de/schnubelken/bunnys/
TheHeadlessMole (7:50:05 PM): rofl
LegendarySkittle (7:50:44 PM): I like the last one the most
TheHeadlessMole (7:51:06 PM): can't see that one yet..
TheHeadlessMole (7:51:11 PM): [dialup :D]
LegendarySkittle (7:51:37 PM): http://people.freenet.de/schnubelken/bunnys/0175ep.jpg
TheHeadlessMole (7:53:07 PM): XD
TheHeadlessMole (7:53:49 PM): hey, did you finish reading that?
LegendarySkittle (7:54:42 PM): reeading what?
TheHeadlessMole (7:55:10 PM): me vs. scott [featuring manners!]/ who wins?
LegendarySkittle (7:55:22 PM): oh
LegendarySkittle (7:55:22 PM): yeah
LegendarySkittle (7:55:33 PM): I said you wond and that you weren't a nub, jsut elitest
LegendarySkittle (7:55:33 PM): :P
TheHeadlessMole (7:55:42 PM): lawl
TheHeadlessMole (7:56:22 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (7:56:26 PM): I like the one with the nazis
TheHeadlessMole (7:58:03 PM): I don't get this commercial
TheHeadlessMole (7:58:14 PM): 'I'm 8 months pregnant and my family doesn't know!'
LegendarySkittle (7:58:17 PM): ?
TheHeadlessMole (7:58:44 PM): what, they just think you've been having your period for 5 months and developed a massive eating disorder?
LegendarySkittle (7:59:07 PM): XD
TheHeadlessMole (8:10:22 PM): I can't believe I'm actually watching and somewhat enjoying hell's kitchen
LegendarySkittle (8:10:33 PM): you sicko
TheHeadlessMole (8:10:39 PM): :-(
TheHeadlessMole (8:10:58 PM): what can I say, I enjoy cooking and dramaaaaa
TheHeadlessMole (8:12:00 PM): those poor bunnies
LegendarySkittle (8:13:46 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (8:14:31 PM): I had some damn nice curly fries for dinner.
TheHeadlessMole (8:14:33 PM): mmmmm
TheHeadlessMole (8:15:23 PM): afal: i wasn't going to include you in this list, but i noticed you saying "smacktard." so now i am forced to mention that you are a rather severe case of diarrhea; you're a pain in the ass, and it feels much better when you're gone.
TheHeadlessMole (8:15:32 PM): haha penise is the man
LegendarySkittle (8:15:46 PM): XD
TheHeadlessMole (8:30:48 PM): man, what happened to the days when AIM would resize your icons for you?
LegendarySkittle (8:30:53 PM): I dunno
TheHeadlessMole (8:35:23 PM): I should set the monosax as my buddy icon
TheHeadlessMole (8:35:23 PM): XD
LegendarySkittle (8:35:34 PM): ?
TheHeadlessMole (8:36:12 PM): http://home.graffiti.net/slagarthecruel:graffiti.net/elementarysax.GIF
TheHeadlessMole (8:36:21 PM): there's a better monosax around somewhere, but I forget where
LegendarySkittle (8:36:25 PM): XD
TheHeadlessMole (8:37:24 PM): http://www.adiversions.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9004
TheHeadlessMole (8:37:26 PM): lol
LegendarySkittle (8:56:58 PM): http://moon.google.com/
LegendarySkittle (8:57:02 PM): zoom all the way in
TheHeadlessMole (9:01:03 PM): XD
MARY:
i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:19:38 PM): jjimm!!1
TheHeadlessMole (8:19:52 PM): mary!!?!?
TheHeadlessMole (8:20:09 PM): what's up?
i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:20:22 PM): not too much
i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:20:24 PM): and yourself
TheHeadlessMole (8:20:34 PM): pretty much the same, you know
i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:21:10 PM): ooo isee
TheHeadlessMole (8:21:45 PM): I took a rather long walk earlier
TheHeadlessMole (8:21:49 PM): got a little bored, you see
i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:23:33 PM): oh i do see
i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:23:38 PM): you could have walked to my house
TheHeadlessMole (8:24:02 PM): I probably would've, but I don't know where your house is
i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:24:59 PM): its the big tan one on the left side of concord street
TheHeadlessMole (8:25:05 PM): I wandered around concord street a bit, but I didn't see any big ol' 'MARY!' signs like the ones from pokemon
i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:25:05 PM): with the blue shutter
i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:25:06 PM): s
TheHeadlessMole (8:25:14 PM): ah
TheHeadlessMole (8:25:28 PM): well next time I'm out and about I'll be sure to stop in and say 'howdy!'
i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:25:37 PM): lol
i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:25:42 PM): just make sure im not at practice
TheHeadlessMole (8:26:02 PM): oh yes
TheHeadlessMole (8:42:49 PM): I have a confession to make mary
TheHeadlessMole (8:42:59 PM): I'm watching Hell's Kitchen right now
i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:43:30 PM): hells kitchen?
TheHeadlessMole (8:43:40 PM): yeah
i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:43:50 PM): that is?
TheHeadlessMole (8:43:52 PM): that dumb reality show about chefs on fox
TheHeadlessMole (8:44:07 PM): but here's the sad part...
TheHeadlessMole (8:44:18 PM): I'm actually enjoying it to some degree
TheHeadlessMole (8:44:24 PM): :'(
i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:45:22 PM): thats not sa
i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:45:22 PM): d
i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:45:27 PM): watch what you like
TheHeadlessMole (8:45:46 PM): I know, but I spend half my time making fun of idiots who watch shows like this
TheHeadlessMole (8:45:53 PM): now I'm a hypocrite
TheHeadlessMole (8:46:14 PM): lol
i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:46:37 PM): thats okayu
i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:46:45 PM): im a worse one let me tell you
TheHeadlessMole (8:47:00 PM): : -D
i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:48:21 PM): lol
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:03:07 PM): i mus go shower
TheHeadlessMole (9:03:14 PM): okay
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:03:15 PM): tty tomorrow!!
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:03:16 PM): bye!
TheHeadlessMole (9:03:18 PM): indeed
TheHeadlessMole (9:03:21 PM): g'night
MAX:
Max Is Teh Cool (8:28:25 PM): what does
Scott: none left
Max: one left
C'sea: one left
mean?
TheHeadlessMole (8:28:42 PM): read what's right above it and it'll make a bit more sense perhaps?
Max Is Teh Cool (8:28:58 PM): o ic
TheHeadlessMole (8:29:03 PM): yay
Max Is Teh Cool (8:29:11 PM): didnt know it coresponded to that
TheHeadlessMole (8:29:21 PM): hm
TheHeadlessMole (8:29:35 PM): I tried to make it so you could realize it
TheHeadlessMole (8:29:41 PM): you know, same font and color and stuff..
Max Is Teh Cool (8:29:45 PM): by the green w/ green
Max Is Teh Cool (8:30:54 PM): i thouht it was just messed up as in like yuo had copyed it and continued w/ somthing else and the color stayed the same and you didnt fix it but o well
TheHeadlessMole (8:31:02 PM): oh
TheHeadlessMole (8:31:08 PM): maybe one of those line things'll belp
Max Is Teh Cool (8:31:15 PM): yeah
TheHeadlessMole (8:31:18 PM): like between sections I have like _____________
Max Is Teh Cool (8:31:29 PM): yup that'll do the trik
TheHeadlessMole (8:31:34 PM): yayz
Max Is Teh Cool (8:31:34 PM): *trick
TheHeadlessMole (8:31:54 PM): I don't think I have enough space, though
Max Is Teh Cool (8:32:13 PM): ah well.
TheHeadlessMole (8:32:17 PM): cause I want to keep putting some lyrics up with my SOTW
Max Is Teh Cool (8:32:26 PM): im off to hjoes for the night ill talk to ya tommorow
TheHeadlessMole (8:32:29 PM): and I had to clear out some stuff already to make room for it
TheHeadlessMole (8:32:32 PM): lol, alright
TheHeadlessMole (8:32:34 PM): hjoe?
Max Is Teh Cool (8:32:51 PM): ...jorje... lol no its Joe Pill
TheHeadlessMole (8:32:59 PM): ohh
Max Is Teh Cool (8:33:03 PM): l8r
TheHeadlessMole (8:33:04 PM): tell him I said wazzup
TheHeadlessMole (8:33:05 PM): peace'
Max Is Teh Cool (8:33:12 PM): peace out homie
Max Is Teh Cool (8:33:22 PM): w/ a cupl of !! marks in there
Max Is Teh Cool is away at 8:33:43 PM.
TheHeadlessMole (8:33:57 PM): lol
Auto response from Max Is Teh Cool (8:33:57 PM): off to joes for the night.
thanks you for reading kthxbye. And I'll be posting a new chapter of something that actually requires writing soon enough, I hope.
o_0
jimm
The Decapitated Mole
12th August 2005, 10:35 PM
Well, I'm back with another chapter of boring bullshit until I can finish writing something worth reading. A lot of this shit's pretty funny, though, worth a read perhaps.
Cassie
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:03:56 PM): Drivers ed. eww.
TheHeadlessMole (9:04:01 PM): ?
TheHeadlessMole (9:04:06 PM): why the ewww?!
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:04:47 PM): My first lesson, I was behind Mr. Bobbly head. I couldnt see a thing. And today, I was in front of some girl who kept...touching me...
TheHeadlessMole (9:04:58 PM): hahaha
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:05:30 PM): She would hit her papers against my back, she kept kneeing me in the bum, and then when she went to cross her legs she kicked me.
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:05:40 PM): Not purposly...I think...
TheHeadlessMole (9:05:41 PM): hahahahaha
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:06:19 PM): And some kid in a bright, florescent green shirt kept looking at me...
TheHeadlessMole (9:06:52 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (9:06:55 PM): sexy
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:07:05 PM): whats sexy?
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:07:11 PM): the shirt?
TheHeadlessMole (9:07:27 PM): and him looking at you
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:07:33 PM): how is that sexy?!
TheHeadlessMole (9:07:50 PM): i dunno, i'm tired
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:07:56 PM): I see.
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:08:13 PM): I am too.
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:08:36 PM): And my brother isnt making life any easier.
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:08:54 PM): He keeps coming over and bugging me making these horrible little demon noises and hitting things.
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:09:11 PM): And asking me stupid questions.
TheHeadlessMole (9:09:28 PM): hah
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:11:36 PM): Okay, and fighting fire with fire does NOT work. I just went up to him and went "GALAAHFHEKRLLLRRONIE!" and made some disguisting face with my tounge wailing about, and all he did was laugh, say "Do that when matt comes over, right up to his face" and repeated my disturbing facial expression.
TheHeadlessMole (9:11:51 PM): lol
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:11:56 PM): Im scared.
TheHeadlessMole (9:11:58 PM): why, is matt comin over there?
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:12:03 PM): He's not.
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:12:09 PM): Lucas always says thing like that.
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:12:27 PM): "When Larissa comes over, we should bla bla bla"
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:12:45 PM): "Im going to bla bla bla when Matt comes over"
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:13:02 PM): He just talks like everyone is coming over within the next five minutes. All the time.
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:13:23 PM): NOW HE IS JABBING FORKS AT ME!!!
TheHeadlessMole (9:13:47 PM): hahahahaha
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:14:28 PM): Did I tell you the time he had a needle in his pocket and was thrusting it at me. (The front pocket, located near the zipper)
TheHeadlessMole (9:14:38 PM): uhhh...
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:14:50 PM): He is really gross.
TheHeadlessMole (9:14:52 PM): i think your brother might have a little problemmmm
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:14:58 PM): Yeah.
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:15:06 PM): And he has an obsession with boobs.
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:15:11 PM): A very unhealthy obsession.
TheHeadlessMole (9:15:31 PM): with... YOUR boobs, or just boobs in general?...
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:15:38 PM): boobs in general.
TheHeadlessMole (9:16:02 PM): okay
TheHeadlessMole (9:16:12 PM): cause that would just be weird, but just boobs is normal
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:16:36 PM): My mom was like "you know what happens to boys who think about boobs to much?!"
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:16:46 PM): I had to add in that they grow them themselves.
TheHeadlessMole (9:16:54 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (9:16:59 PM): but I think about boobs plenty
TheHeadlessMole (9:17:03 PM): and nothing happens to me
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:17:11 PM): Just because so many fat blokes are always staring at them.
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:17:18 PM): ...in time.
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:17:41 PM): you'll wake up tomorrow and realize how NOT fun they are.
TheHeadlessMole (9:18:40 PM): no I won't
TheHeadlessMole (9:18:47 PM): I like boobs plenty
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:19:25 PM): If you had them...
TheHeadlessMole (9:19:37 PM): I'd still like them
TheHeadlessMole (9:19:45 PM): then I'd actually be able to see some and play with them
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:20:16 PM): You know how when you eat something, the crums just gather in your lap, when you stand up their gone? Well when you have boobs, thats where they gather, and if you try to get them off, people look at you weirdly for touching yourself.
TheHeadlessMole (9:20:45 PM): lol
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:20:46 PM): "Why are you touching your chest?"
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:20:51 PM): Thats the look you get.
TheHeadlessMole (9:20:55 PM): people look at me weirdly for touching myself anyway
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:21:04 PM): And you know how hard running is?
TheHeadlessMole (9:21:30 PM): well I've heard stories...
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:22:09 PM): And Im not even going to mention the guys who just...look...especially those old fat men with boobs of their own. Honestly, why dont they just go home and look at their own?!
TheHeadlessMole (9:22:21 PM): hahahahaha
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:22:36 PM): Plus they get in the way.
TheHeadlessMole (9:23:07 PM): meh
TheHeadlessMole (9:23:29 PM): I still like them plenty
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:24:03 PM): I should make you wear balloons in your shirt for a day.
TheHeadlessMole (9:24:20 PM): I dunno...
TheHeadlessMole (9:50:35 PM): so what's new with you?
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:51:35 PM): nothing
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:51:47 PM): I have to do laudry now because my mom is lazy. please hold.
TheHeadlessMole (9:52:12 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (9:52:14 PM): okay
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:54:07 PM): Stupid her.
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:54:09 PM): grrrrrrrr.
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:54:12 PM): she is so lazy.
TheHeadlessMole (9:54:12 PM): hahah
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:54:34 PM): She wont even fold her own clothes.
TheHeadlessMole (9:54:58 PM): daymn
TheHeadlessMole (9:55:05 PM): that's pretty lazy
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:55:21 PM): Thats why she is going to get a half ass job for making me do it.
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:55:28 PM): Out of spite.
TheHeadlessMole (9:55:32 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (9:55:39 PM): yay for 1/2 of an ass!
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:56:05 PM): She actually calls me "Half Assie." Some self esteem booster, huh?
TheHeadlessMole (9:56:39 PM): rofl
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:56:53 PM): It actually makes me really upset.
TheHeadlessMole (9:57:17 PM): :-(
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:57:42 PM): She always makes me feel worthless.
TheHeadlessMole (9:57:50 PM): well that's no fun
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:58:03 PM): not at alll
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:59:18 PM): And she never tries to communicate with me.
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:59:42 PM): Even when we go out to dinner by ourselves and there is no one else to talk to.
TheHeadlessMole (9:59:50 PM): hmm
TheHeadlessMole (9:59:54 PM): that's no fun either
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:00:07 PM): But whenever my dad or brother is around, she seems to know exactly what to say to them.
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:01:13 PM): Whenever she does talk to me its because she needs to find something out, tell me to find a place to sleep for the night, tell me to do some chore, or try to improve something like my grades or behavior or bla bla bla.
TheHeadlessMole (10:01:25 PM): that sucks
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:01:37 PM): yeah.
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:16:37 PM): anyway, how are you?
TheHeadlessMole (10:16:43 PM): alright
TheHeadlessMole (10:16:48 PM): I have a bitch of a headache
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:17:00 PM): Did you take anything for it?
TheHeadlessMole (10:17:05 PM): we don't have anything
TheHeadlessMole (10:17:15 PM): we usually have tylenol and ibuprofen, but we're out and I'm sad
TheHeadlessMole (10:17:19 PM): I want some midol
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:17:42 PM): If I go to sleep when I have headaches I wake up hallucinating.
TheHeadlessMole (10:17:48 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (10:17:51 PM): sounds fun
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:18:00 PM): Its not.
TheHeadlessMole (10:18:03 PM): usually the only way for me to get rid of headaches is to go to sleep
TheHeadlessMole (10:18:17 PM): and I don't get fun hallucinations, I just get a lot of pain until I go to sleep
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:18:39 PM): Its not fun to wake up and have things talking to you
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:18:46 PM): even attacking you sometimes.
TheHeadlessMole (10:18:58 PM): I think it would be
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:19:03 PM): Its not.
TheHeadlessMole (10:19:05 PM): but then again, I think itwould be fun to have boobs
TheHeadlessMole (10:19:12 PM): so maybe we're just different
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:19:57 PM): Its actually pretty scary though.
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:20:05 PM): (Not the having boos part)
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:20:10 PM): boobs*
TheHeadlessMole (10:20:14 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (10:21:08 PM): oh, and hey
TheHeadlessMole (10:21:21 PM): when you tell matt about jay's bash, it's actually the 23rd, not the 17th
TheHeadlessMole (10:21:24 PM): I was just being dumb
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:22:32 PM): Seriously though, you wake up and some thing at the foot of you bed is saying all sorts of things to you that you can barely follow isnt very fun. especially when its some person with the flesh burning off their body as you speak telling you things that horrify you.
TheHeadlessMole (10:22:51 PM): meh
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:22:52 PM): And there is no fire either.
TheHeadlessMole (10:22:52 PM): I dunno
TheHeadlessMole (10:22:55 PM): might be interesting
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:23:18 PM): its very interesting. But its scarier than interesting.
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:24:27 PM): "Your going to be mine, my lovely. Dont worry though, you'll love it. Love it as much as I love you. But dont run. Or else the bus will be running over you. Got it?..."
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:24:45 PM): Its why I have lots of advil.
TheHeadlessMole (10:26:10 PM): hah
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:27:46 PM): I think I could get into the horrorshow business.
TheHeadlessMole (10:27:57 PM): probably
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:28:05 PM): If I think about something, I can make it scary.
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:28:31 PM): Thats why Im very paranoid and afraid of the dark.
TheHeadlessMole (10:28:41 PM): hey, me too
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:28:45 PM): what?
TheHeadlessMole (10:28:56 PM): I'm also very paranoid and somewhat afraid of the dark
TheHeadlessMole (10:29:01 PM): but I'm paranoid for a different reason
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:29:07 PM): I see.
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:29:15 PM): Im paranoid for a lot of reasons.
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:29:23 PM): I cant trust anyone.
TheHeadlessMole (10:29:40 PM): I think every single inanimate object has very unstable emotions and is out to get me
TheHeadlessMole (10:29:55 PM): and if I'm not nice to my possesions they will start breaking and making bad things happen to me
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:30:15 PM): I think I have a little OCD too. If I touch one out of four squares, I have to touch them all.
TheHeadlessMole (10:30:17 PM): that's why if I get mad at something for not working and lose my temper, I always talk to it afterwards really nicely
TheHeadlessMole (10:30:23 PM): yeah, me too
TheHeadlessMole (10:30:31 PM): I always get these really weird little impulses
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:30:41 PM): me too
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:31:01 PM): I cant look out windows at night either.
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:31:10 PM): or lean on window at all.
TheHeadlessMole (10:31:14 PM): like this happens to me a lot in school, I'll be writing something and after writing a certain word or letter I'll feel this really weird urge to write the letter G
TheHeadlessMole (10:31:22 PM): or H or P
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:31:27 PM): Harry Potter.
TheHeadlessMole (10:31:30 PM): and I'll have to write them no matter what
TheHeadlessMole (10:31:31 PM): lol
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:31:53 PM): I also...grr how do I word it...
TheHeadlessMole (10:31:57 PM): it really fucks up my schoolwork sometimes, though, because I never resist the urges
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:32:01 PM): Its on some website...hold on.
TheHeadlessMole (10:33:04 PM): and also, when I was really little, I had this blankie that I really liked the smell of, and every time I smelled it I'd smell it a certain way until it was literally impossible for me to smell it any other way
TheHeadlessMole (10:33:12 PM): like I would do some little thing while I smelled it
TheHeadlessMole (10:33:31 PM): and now whenever I smell things I do a weird little variation of that
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:35:10 PM): They sometimes believe to have extra sensory ability
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:35:21 PM): Thats what happened when I was a little kid
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:35:37 PM): unrelated events relate to them in some important way.
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:35:42 PM): and that
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:36:01 PM): But now I just relate things to eachother even if they have nothing to do.
TheHeadlessMole (10:36:08 PM): !
TheHeadlessMole (10:36:10 PM): I do that so much
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:36:14 PM): Which doesnt help the paranoia very much.
TheHeadlessMole (10:36:32 PM): mm
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:36:37 PM): Many believe that schizotypal personality disorder represents mild schizophrenia. The disorder is characterized by odd forms of thinking and perceiving, and individuals with this disorder often seek isolation from others. They sometimes believe to have extra sensory ability or that unrelated events relate to them in some important way. They generally engage in eccentric behavior and have difficulty concentrating for long periods of time. Their speech is often over elaborate and difficult
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:36:39 PM): to follow
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:37:00 PM): Thats the definition for Schizotypical.
TheHeadlessMole (10:37:12 PM): sounds like me to a tee
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:37:36 PM): I took at test online that said I should go see my doctor about that...
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:37:45 PM): but my mom wont take me. not even for my insomnia
TheHeadlessMole (10:37:55 PM): that's pretty gay
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:38:01 PM): yeah.
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:38:23 PM): Once I get my car I want to go somewhere and get myself tested properly.
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:39:09 PM): Personality Disorder Information
TheHeadlessMole (10:40:40 PM): I also have this really really weird kind of deja vu
TheHeadlessMole (10:41:07 PM): like, I'll be lying in bed one night trying to get to sleep and I'll see myself doing something, like a memory or something, but it hasn't happened yet
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:41:24 PM): I always have deja vu. and in my deja vu it goes through "this feels like deja vu" and I can practiacally know what happens next.
TheHeadlessMole (10:41:26 PM): and then I forget about it until six months later when it happens and I remember and am like 'WHOA! DEJA VU WTF'
TheHeadlessMole (10:41:52 PM): it's been happening my whole life, only it used to only happen for a few seconds or just very short bursts every once in a while
TheHeadlessMole (10:42:02 PM): but now it happens like once a week, for a minute or two at a time
TheHeadlessMole (10:42:07 PM): and it really really freaks me out
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:42:29 PM): When I was in 9th grade I had a lot of deja vu. But now I barely ever have them.
TheHeadlessMole (10:42:42 PM): it's happened to me 3 times in the past 2 weeks
TheHeadlessMole (10:42:50 PM): and the longest one was when I was in a chatroom
TheHeadlessMole (10:43:12 PM): I remember it from like a year ago, and I was in a chatroom talking to the exact same people, and I was saying the exact same things and they were responding the exact same way
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:43:34 PM): I hate deja vu.
TheHeadlessMole (10:43:39 PM): and it went on for like two minutes, and I realized it was happening halfway through and just kept going with what I was doing
TheHeadlessMole (10:43:47 PM): and then I left the chatroom because it FREAKED me out
TheHeadlessMole (10:43:55 PM): like I was actually shaking because it was so vivid
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:44:12 PM): I never get it that bad.
TheHeadlessMole (10:44:21 PM): you're lucky
TheHeadlessMole (10:44:23 PM): it sucks
TheHeadlessMole (10:44:39 PM): cause it happens when you'r with people and you're like 'whoa, deja vu'
TheHeadlessMole (10:44:57 PM): but they can't understand cause they think it's just normal deja vu, but I need, like, time to recover after that shit
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:46:17 PM): you know what else I have problems with. I have a lot trouble concentrating.
TheHeadlessMole (10:46:26 PM): indeed
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:47:03 PM): Its horrible.
TheHeadlessMole (11:14:08 PM):
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i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:19:21 PM): thanks for stopping by today!
TheHeadlessMole (9:19:27 PM): lol, no problem
TheHeadlessMole (9:19:29 PM): it was fun
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:19:33 PM): lol thanks
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:19:42 PM): i hope i didnt bore you to death
TheHeadlessMole (9:19:53 PM): lol, of course not
TheHeadlessMole (9:20:10 PM): I forgot to ask you for tylenol, though
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:20:24 PM): oh
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:20:25 PM): im sorry!
TheHeadlessMole (9:20:31 PM): [I've had a headache all day, and we have no tylenol in the house so I was going to ask you for some]
TheHeadlessMole (9:20:33 PM): don't worry
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:20:39 PM): okay
TheHeadlessMole (9:21:17 PM): hahah, I'm having a debate about whether I'd still like boobs so much if I had them myself
TheHeadlessMole (9:21:20 PM): it's very weird
TheHeadlessMole (9:21:37 PM): lol
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:22:30 PM): lol
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:22:34 PM): your weird jimm
TheHeadlessMole (9:22:37 PM): KillermonkeysXYZ (9:21:04 PM): And you know how hard running is?
TheHeadlessMole (9:21:30 PM): well I've heard stories...
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:22:09 PM): And Im not even going to mention the guys who just...look...especially those old fat men with boobs of their own. Honestly, why dont they just go home and look at their own?!
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:23:45 PM): lol!!
TheHeadlessMole (9:24:26 PM): HAHA
TheHeadlessMole (9:24:27 PM): TheHeadlessMole (9:23:29 PM): I still like them plenty
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:24:03 PM): I should make you wear balloons in your shirt for a day.
TheHeadlessMole (9:24:20 PM): I dunno...
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:24:53 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (9:27:45 PM): Max is online from guatemala!
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:27:59 PM): i know!
TheHeadlessMole (9:29:36 PM): hah, so I saw Scott while I was leaving your house
TheHeadlessMole (9:29:40 PM): he made me giggle
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:30:01 PM): lol!
TheHeadlessMole (9:30:50 PM): do you like Arrested Development?
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:31:26 PM): idk
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:31:28 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (9:31:31 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (9:31:37 PM): nobody has heard of it!
TheHeadlessMole (9:31:43 PM): but it's such a good show!
TheHeadlessMole (9:35:18 PM): so did you have a good time bowling?
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:36:02 PM): yes
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:36:05 PM): i actually did
TheHeadlessMole (9:36:56 PM): well that's good
TheHeadlessMole (9:38:41 PM): I wish I could have my jesus hair all day long
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:39:07 PM): haha
TheHeadlessMole (9:44:56 PM): so you owe max a coke now too, eh?
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:45:05 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (9:45:39 PM): I still aim to collect on that secks, you know
TheHeadlessMole (9:47:31 PM): :P
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:48:39 PM): lol
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:51:18 PM): i gtg
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:51:22 PM): secks lata!!
TheHeadlessMole (9:51:31 PM): yay
TheHeadlessMole (9:51:34 PM): oh, one more thing
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:51:47 PM): yeah
TheHeadlessMole (9:51:48 PM): what day are you gonna be cheering at that pats game?
TheHeadlessMole (9:51:57 PM): i 4got
i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:52:00 PM): 18th!
TheHeadlessMole (9:52:03 PM): yay
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MAX
Max Is Teh Cool (9:24:05 PM): hola from guatemala!
TheHeadlessMole (9:24:08 PM): EY
TheHeadlessMole (9:24:12 PM): MAX WASUP?!?
Max Is Teh Cool (9:24:17 PM): n2m
Max Is Teh Cool (9:24:39 PM): the coffee here is excelent
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TheHeadlessMole (9:24:59 PM): you'd better remember the stuff for me and the c's
Max Is Teh Cool (9:25:19 PM): haha
Max Is Teh Cool (9:25:23 PM): that sounds like drugs
TheHeadlessMole (9:25:34 PM): lol
Max Is Teh Cool (9:26:44 PM):
:you got the stuff?
:yeah i got the stuff, you got the money?
:i got the money if you have the stuff
:well i got the stuff if you got the money
and so on and so forth!
TheHeadlessMole (9:27:10 PM): rofl
Max Is Teh Cool (9:27:53 PM): brb food
TheHeadlessMole (9:27:58 PM): hokai
Max Is Teh Cool (9:28:23 PM): btw, have i been away and idsle w/ my away message? cept for now
TheHeadlessMole (9:28:31 PM): no
Max Is Teh Cool (9:28:41 PM): :-(
Max Is Teh Cool (9:28:42 PM): oh well
TheHeadlessMole (9:28:44 PM): yea
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TheHeadlessMole (9:28:55 PM):
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TheHeadlessMole (9:41:59 PM): max is back in black
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TheHeadlessMole (9:42:16 PM):
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Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:25 PM): jimm
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Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:27 PM): jimm
TheHeadlessMole (9:42:29 PM):
Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:30 PM): jimm
Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:31 PM): jimm
TheHeadlessMole (9:42:34 PM): yay
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i LuRvE wOn WoN: yeah!
Max Is Teh Cool: i know i wasnt there that day... but could i get a coke?
TheHeadlessMole (9:44:48 PM): rofl
Max Is Teh Cool (9:44:57 PM): and then one of thoes :p smilys
TheHeadlessMole (9:47:39 PM): i like teh :p
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Max Is Teh Cool (9:56:32 PM): ¿check what? ¿check what? ¿check what?
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TheHeadlessMole (9:56:45 PM): oh damn it
TheHeadlessMole (9:56:48 PM): you've messed up my font
Max Is Teh Cool (9:58:26 PM): one of yours?
TheHeadlessMole (9:58:41 PM): look at the friggin title
TheHeadlessMole (9:58:44 PM): you dumb ass
Max Is Teh Cool (9:59:13 PM): i havnt gone there yet
TheHeadlessMole (9:59:18 PM): why?
TheHeadlessMole (9:59:20 PM): it's funny
Max Is Teh Cool (9:59:26 PM): internet is slow
Max Is Teh Cool (9:59:31 PM): i have to wait a bit
Max Is Teh Cool (9:59:37 PM): or rather iv clicked the linki
Max Is Teh Cool (9:59:40 PM): BUT its loading
TheHeadlessMole (9:59:42 PM): ohh
Max Is Teh Cool (9:59:46 PM): so in the meantime
Max Is Teh Cool (9:59:48 PM): is it one of yours
TheHeadlessMole (10:00:00 PM): it's the ten reasons
TheHeadlessMole (10:00:03 PM): not blammed at all
TheHeadlessMole (10:00:17 PM): the score is really low, but all the reviews are really good
Max Is Teh Cool (10:00:27 PM): the ten reasons flash sucks?
TheHeadlessMole (10:00:31 PM): yeah
Max Is Teh Cool (10:00:41 PM): k when it loads ill vote 5
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Max Is Teh Cool (10:08:29 PM): thats wierd
TheHeadlessMole (10:08:34 PM): what?
Max Is Teh Cool (10:08:42 PM): newgrounds said my account wasnt verifyed
Max Is Teh Cool (10:08:49 PM): so i had to go search my email for it
TheHeadlessMole (10:08:50 PM): it doesn't need to be
TheHeadlessMole (10:08:53 PM): you're just dumbn
Max Is Teh Cool (10:09:02 PM): to sign in it does
TheHeadlessMole (10:09:02 PM): just watch the movie and it'll let you vote
TheHeadlessMole (10:09:09 PM): dumbo
Max Is Teh Cool (10:09:10 PM): and i want more points
TheHeadlessMole (10:09:11 PM): dummy
TheHeadlessMole (10:09:14 PM): dumbulah
Max Is Teh Cool (10:09:18 PM): i know that but i want the voting power
TheHeadlessMole (10:09:33 PM): meh
Max Is Teh Cool (10:12:51 PM): lol im just gona get a lot of random flash things and rate them so i can get more voting power :P
TheHeadlessMole (10:13:08 PM): yay
Max Is Teh Cool (10:15:30 PM): wtf¿?
TheHeadlessMole (10:15:34 PM): ?
Max Is Teh Cool (10:15:36 PM): http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/122161
Max Is Teh Cool (10:15:43 PM): it got daily 3rd place
TheHeadlessMole (10:15:47 PM): what did?
Max Is Teh Cool (10:15:58 PM): clickity the linkity
TheHeadlessMole (10:16:14 PM): HAHAHAHAHA THE CLOCK CREW
Max Is Teh Cool (10:16:21 PM): yeah
Max Is Teh Cool (10:16:27 PM): w/ stairway to Heaven
Max Is Teh Cool (10:19:50 PM): did you watch it?
TheHeadlessMole (10:19:54 PM): no
Max Is Teh Cool (10:20:00 PM): or are you rather?
TheHeadlessMole (10:20:02 PM): I have dialup, I can't just go around watching things
Max Is Teh Cool (10:20:16 PM): lol it gets funny
Max Is Teh Cool (10:20:30 PM): sniping monkeys out of trees
Max Is Teh Cool (10:20:43 PM): has absoutly nothing to do w/ stairway
TheHeadlessMole (10:20:47 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (10:20:52 PM): well of course not, it's the clocks
Max Is Teh Cool (10:21:29 PM): thats going in my favs
TheHeadlessMole (10:21:37 PM): oh boy fav
Max Is Teh Cool (10:21:43 PM): lol
Max Is Teh Cool (10:22:25 PM): pepsi is playing lead guitar
Max Is Teh Cool (10:22:32 PM): sprite is playing bass
Max Is Teh Cool (10:22:35 PM): yahhoo is singing
TheHeadlessMole (10:22:39 PM): lol
Max Is Teh Cool (10:22:41 PM): and mt dew is on drums
TheHeadlessMole (10:23:01 PM): well of course
Max Is Teh Cool (10:27:16 PM): lol
Max Is Teh Cool (10:38:50 PM): wheres the flash vid "email"?
TheHeadlessMole (10:39:10 PM): oh
TheHeadlessMole (10:39:12 PM): um...
TheHeadlessMole (10:39:14 PM): I dunno
Max Is Teh Cool (10:39:28 PM): i want to watch that one
TheHeadlessMole (10:39:36 PM): it's awesome
Max Is Teh Cool (10:39:46 PM): do you know the animator?
TheHeadlessMole (10:40:07 PM): I can't remember, but I'm asking steve since he's the one who showed it to me at first
Max Is Teh Cool (10:40:16 PM): k
TheHeadlessMole (10:42:19 PM): http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/238986
Max Is Teh Cool (10:42:42 PM): k
Max Is Teh Cool (10:45:50 PM): man my cousins come is so slow
TheHeadlessMole (10:46:06 PM): lol
Max Is Teh Cool (10:46:34 PM): *comp
TheHeadlessMole (10:46:50 PM): hahahahahaha I JUST GOT THAT
TheHeadlessMole (10:46:52 PM): THAT'S NASTY
Max Is Teh Cool (10:47:00 PM): LOL
Max Is Teh Cool (10:47:20 PM): i got that as soon as i hit enter
Max Is Teh Cool (10:47:41 PM): but the comp is so slow that i didnt know i typed that untill it was already sent
TheHeadlessMole (10:47:53 PM): XD
Max Is Teh Cool (10:48:00 PM): as in, i typed it all, and hit enter, THEN it showed up
Max Is Teh Cool (10:48:06 PM): but that is nasty sorry about that
TheHeadlessMole (10:48:12 PM): you should be
Max Is Teh Cool (10:48:17 PM): anyway
Max Is Teh Cool (10:48:20 PM): brb
TheHeadlessMole (10:48:22 PM): ok
Max Is Teh Cool is away at 10:48:57 PM.
TheHeadlessMole (11:20:34 PM): damn
TheHeadlessMole (11:20:40 PM): it seems I'm pretty messed up
Max Is Teh Cool (11:21:04 PM): ?¿
TheHeadlessMole (11:21:32 PM): I just took this personality disorder test
TheHeadlessMole (11:21:34 PM): http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv?stat=1
Max Is Teh Cool (11:21:45 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (11:22:02 PM): look at all those stats, but this is what I got on mine
TheHeadlessMole (11:22:06 PM): paranoid: very high
TheHeadlessMole (11:22:12 PM): schizoid: moderate
TheHeadlessMole (11:22:18 PM): schizotypal: very high
TheHeadlessMole (11:22:22 PM): anitsocial: high
TheHeadlessMole (11:22:26 PM): borderline: very high
TheHeadlessMole (11:22:30 PM): histrionic: high
Max Is Teh Cool (11:22:36 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (11:22:36 PM): narcissistic: high
TheHeadlessMole (11:22:41 PM): avoidant: very high
TheHeadlessMole (11:22:45 PM): dependent: high
TheHeadlessMole (11:22:51 PM): obsessive-compulsive: high
TheHeadlessMole (11:23:00 PM): I always knew I had a little bit of OCD
Max Is Teh Cool (11:23:14 PM): haha
Max Is Teh Cool (11:29:10 PM): my grampa is selling our coffee plantation :-(
Max Is Teh Cool (11:29:17 PM): and then buying a new one
Max Is Teh Cool (11:29:25 PM): :-D
TheHeadlessMole (11:29:39 PM): that's kinda...
TheHeadlessMole (11:29:41 PM): nonsensical
Max Is Teh Cool (11:29:50 PM): well yes it is
Max Is Teh Cool (11:29:58 PM): hes buying a BETTER one
Max Is Teh Cool (11:30:40 PM): cuz this one hasnt put out much coffee cu somthing happened and it was left for a few yrs not doing anything then picked up again by just a few workers
TheHeadlessMole (11:30:56 PM): meh
Max Is Teh Cool (11:31:19 PM): Us/Cs are lucky
TheHeadlessMole (11:31:26 PM): indeed
Max Is Teh Cool (11:31:35 PM): your gettin the last of the coffee in a convienent carrying bag
TheHeadlessMole (11:32:11 PM): YAY
STEVE
TheHeadlessMole (9:40:02 PM): TheHeadlessMole (9:23:29 PM): I still like them plenty
KillermonkeysXYZ (9:24:03 PM): I should make you wear balloons in your shirt for a day.
TheHeadlessMole (9:24:20 PM): I dunno...
TheHeadlessMole (9:40:05 PM): whoops
TheHeadlessMole (9:40:06 PM): wrong paste
LegendarySkittle (9:40:12 PM): ...
LegendarySkittle (9:40:13 PM): XD!
TheHeadlessMole (9:40:28 PM): lol
LegendarySkittle (9:40:31 PM): That too amzing not to profile
TheHeadlessMole (9:40:40 PM): hahah
TheHeadlessMole (9:40:42 PM): indeed
LegendarySkittle (9:41:03 PM): done
TheHeadlessMole (9:41:16 PM): yay
TheHeadlessMole (9:41:20 PM): newgrounds.com/portal/view/257869
TheHeadlessMole (9:41:24 PM): http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/257869
TheHeadlessMole (9:41:29 PM): HAHAHA NOT BLAMMED
LegendarySkittle (9:41:37 PM): w00t!
TheHeadlessMole (9:41:48 PM): read all of the reviews though
TheHeadlessMole (9:41:55 PM): they're so contradictary of the score
TheHeadlessMole (9:42:44 PM): HAH
LegendarySkittle (9:42:49 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (9:42:51 PM): I'm profiling this:
TheHeadlessMole (9:42:52 PM): TheHeadlessMole (9:41:59 PM): max is back in black
Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:00 PM): IM BACK IN BLACK!
Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:03 PM): LOL
Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:08 PM): jinx
TheHeadlessMole (9:42:16 PM):
TheHeadlessMole (9:42:18 PM):
TheHeadlessMole (9:42:21 PM):
TheHeadlessMole (9:42:24 PM):
Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:25 PM): jimm
Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:26 PM): jimm
Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:27 PM): jimm
TheHeadlessMole (9:42:29 PM):
Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:30 PM): jimm
Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:31 PM): jimm
TheHeadlessMole (9:42:34 PM): yay
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TheHeadlessMole (9:43:37 PM): TheHeadlessMole (9:41:59 PM): max is back in black
Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:00 PM): IM BACK IN BLACK!
Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:03 PM): LOL
Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:08 PM): jinx
TheHeadlessMole (9:42:16 PM):
TheHeadlessMole (9:42:18 PM):
TheHeadlessMole (9:42:21 PM):
TheHeadlessMole (9:42:24 PM):
Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:25 PM): jimm
Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:26 PM): jimm
Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:27 PM): jimm
TheHeadlessMole (9:42:29 PM):
Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:30 PM): jimm
Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:31 PM): jimm
TheHeadlessMole (9:42:34 PM): yay
LegendarySkittle (9:44:19 PM): all I see are blanks IMs from you and Max saying jimm alot
TheHeadlessMole (9:44:32 PM): read the beginning first and it'll make sense
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TheHeadlessMole (9:45:25 PM):
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TheHeadlessMole (9:45:30 PM): i love that
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TheHeadlessMole (9:57:12 PM): to quote myself... oh noes conexion cloes
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TheHeadlessMole (10:01:27 PM): DUDE
LegendarySkittle (10:01:34 PM): ?
LegendarySkittle (10:01:37 PM): hey
LegendarySkittle (10:01:47 PM): you might be a candidate for turd of the week
LegendarySkittle (10:01:48 PM): :P
TheHeadlessMole (10:01:58 PM): I know, that's what I was hoping
TheHeadlessMole (10:02:01 PM): but DUDE
TheHeadlessMole (10:02:03 PM): WTF
TheHeadlessMole (10:02:03 PM): http://www.informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=168601205&tid=5978
LegendarySkittle (10:02:04 PM): ???
LegendarySkittle (10:03:56 PM): XD
LegendarySkittle (10:04:06 PM): The thing is, this one is actually legitament
LegendarySkittle (10:04:22 PM): crazy, eh?
TheHeadlessMole (10:04:27 PM): not really...
TheHeadlessMole (10:04:37 PM): since the patents were filed after the ipod was released by apple
LegendarySkittle (10:04:49 PM): they filed patent 5 months before Apple filed theirs
TheHeadlessMole (10:05:15 PM): neither one of the patents was approved, though
TheHeadlessMole (10:05:25 PM): and apple's thing came earlier anyway
LegendarySkittle (10:05:28 PM): Microsoft appealed and it got approved
TheHeadlessMole (10:05:34 PM): only recently
LegendarySkittle (10:05:46 PM): I don't think It can apply to any past sales
LegendarySkittle (10:05:53 PM): but it could to future sales
TheHeadlessMole (10:05:54 PM): Apple won't take the matter lying down. "Apple invented and publicly released the iPod interface before the Microsoft patent application cited by the (patent) examiner was filed," said an Apple spokesperson in a statement.
TheHeadlessMole (10:05:55 PM): meh
TheHeadlessMole (10:06:19 PM): can we just agree that microsoft are a bunch of fucktards?
LegendarySkittle (10:06:24 PM): yea
TheHeadlessMole (10:06:27 PM): yay
TheHeadlessMole (10:06:35 PM): I sent the link to arth, he should find it interesting
TheHeadlessMole (10:06:36 PM): lol
LegendarySkittle (10:06:38 PM): The ONLY thing I likr id the Windows OS
TheHeadlessMole (10:06:47 PM): yeah
LegendarySkittle (10:06:49 PM): I hate all their other stuff
LegendarySkittle (10:06:51 PM): oh
LegendarySkittle (10:06:56 PM): and I like MSN messenger alot
TheHeadlessMole (10:07:02 PM): meh
LegendarySkittle (10:07:04 PM): but noone uses it.
LegendarySkittle (10:07:05 PM): :/
TheHeadlessMole (10:07:09 PM): I had it for a little while, but I prefer AIM
TheHeadlessMole (10:07:27 PM): two completely shitty companies with good instant messanger programs
LegendarySkittle (10:07:37 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (10:08:14 PM): http://www.adiversions.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9066
LegendarySkittle (10:08:47 PM): gaybert mcgaypants
LegendarySkittle (10:08:47 PM): XD
LegendarySkittle (10:08:49 PM): oh
LegendarySkittle (10:08:50 PM): and btw
LegendarySkittle (10:09:00 PM): that guy has the most disruptive avatar EVER.
TheHeadlessMole (10:09:25 PM): who, gir/penise?
LegendarySkittle (10:09:31 PM): yea
TheHeadlessMole (10:09:36 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (10:09:39 PM): it's john locke
TheHeadlessMole (10:09:42 PM): 'LOCKE'D
TheHeadlessMole (10:09:44 PM): '
LegendarySkittle (10:09:50 PM): hahah
LegendarySkittle (10:09:56 PM): it's still disruptive
TheHeadlessMole (10:10:06 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (10:10:25 PM): I like it cause I had to do a five minute presentation on john locke for otocka's class
TheHeadlessMole (10:11:20 PM): John Locke CAN BE MURDER
TheHeadlessMole (10:11:40 PM): i love blade
LegendarySkittle (10:11:48 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (10:12:04 PM): hahah, I went to Mary's house today
LegendarySkittle (10:12:10 PM): sweet
LegendarySkittle (10:12:11 PM): oh
LegendarySkittle (10:12:17 PM): and XD!!!! at the new Megatokyo
TheHeadlessMole (10:12:26 PM): and her sister didn't know I was there and came downstairs in a towel all like 'mary where's the brush?' and then she saw me and was like !!!
LegendarySkittle (10:12:35 PM): XD
TheHeadlessMole (10:12:37 PM): it was classic
LegendarySkittle (10:12:45 PM): dude
LegendarySkittle (10:12:54 PM): you have to read this MT comic
LegendarySkittle (10:12:58 PM): http://www.megatokyo.com/strips/0747.gif
TheHeadlessMole (10:13:00 PM): sent me a link
LegendarySkittle (10:13:03 PM): atleast the last 2 panels
TheHeadlessMole (10:13:16 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (10:13:19 PM): good ol' megatokyo
LegendarySkittle (10:13:33 PM): (btw, in the chapter you missed, Piro and Kimiko really forwarded their relationshit)
LegendarySkittle (10:13:37 PM): ship*
LegendarySkittle (10:13:43 PM): keep that in mind for the last panel
TheHeadlessMole (10:14:11 PM): yay
TheHeadlessMole (10:14:12 PM): okay
TheHeadlessMole (10:14:53 PM): XD
TheHeadlessMole (10:15:08 PM): Largo and Erika should totally have babies
LegendarySkittle (10:15:12 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (10:15:40 PM): I really should catch up
LegendarySkittle (10:15:54 PM): ya
TheHeadlessMole (10:16:30 PM): the clock crew got the daily third
TheHeadlessMole (10:16:31 PM): hahahahaha
TheHeadlessMole (10:17:33 PM): did you go to sydney's party?
LegendarySkittle (10:17:41 PM): no
TheHeadlessMole (10:18:48 PM): hey, Jay's bash is on the seventeenth, right?
LegendarySkittle (10:19:01 PM): 23rd
TheHeadlessMole (10:19:18 PM): wow, I was WAY off
LegendarySkittle (10:19:22 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (10:19:28 PM): which part of greeley is it in?
LegendarySkittle (10:19:40 PM): i unno
TheHeadlessMole (10:19:49 PM): I'll just wander them for a while, I guess
TheHeadlessMole (10:20:05 PM): KillermonkeysXYZ (10:18:39 PM): Its not fun to wake up and have things talking to you
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:18:46 PM): even attacking you sometimes.
TheHeadlessMole (10:18:58 PM): I think it would be
KillermonkeysXYZ (10:19:03 PM): Its not.
TheHeadlessMole (10:19:05 PM): but then again, I think itwould be fun to have boobs
TheHeadlessMole (10:19:12 PM): so maybe we're just different
TheHeadlessMole (10:20:06 PM): haha
LegendarySkittle (10:20:25 PM): XD
LegendarySkittle (10:23:20 PM): oh dude I may have a new MP3 player
TheHeadlessMole (10:23:24 PM): cool
TheHeadlessMole (10:23:32 PM): to replace your stolen shuffle?
LegendarySkittle (10:23:36 PM): It's a 512mb Scan Disc
LegendarySkittle (10:23:45 PM): my dad got it just for the radio function
TheHeadlessMole (10:23:49 PM): heh
LegendarySkittle (10:23:51 PM): and he never uses it
LegendarySkittle (10:23:54 PM): so I might steal it.
TheHeadlessMole (10:23:57 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (10:23:57 PM): nice
TheHeadlessMole (10:26:14 PM): agh
TheHeadlessMole (10:26:17 PM): dude
LegendarySkittle (10:26:28 PM): ?
TheHeadlessMole (10:26:28 PM): I just looked in the mirror and my eyes are yellow
TheHeadlessMole (10:26:44 PM): like, the whites of my eyes are this really sickly shade of yellow
LegendarySkittle (10:26:49 PM): o_O
TheHeadlessMole (10:26:55 PM): it's weird...
TheHeadlessMole (10:27:07 PM): I think it might have something to do with the friggin migrane I've had since eleven AM
TheHeadlessMole (10:34:30 PM): so what's new?
LegendarySkittle (10:34:51 PM): notin
TheHeadlessMole (10:34:59 PM): yay 4 noth
TheHeadlessMole (10:35:14 PM): how awesome would it be if I got turd or underdog of the week
LegendarySkittle (10:35:24 PM): lol
LegendarySkittle (10:35:29 PM): def. not underdog
TheHeadlessMole (10:35:32 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (10:35:43 PM): well all my reviews are glowing
TheHeadlessMole (10:35:48 PM): except like two of them
LegendarySkittle (10:35:53 PM): hahah
LegendarySkittle (10:36:03 PM): I think it's the other way around.
TheHeadlessMole (10:36:26 PM): what, you mean high score shitty reviews?
LegendarySkittle (10:36:47 PM): dude
LegendarySkittle (10:36:52 PM): all but 2 of your reviews are bad
TheHeadlessMole (10:37:19 PM): are you kidding me?
LegendarySkittle (10:37:23 PM): no
TheHeadlessMole (10:38:00 PM): well let's see now
TheHeadlessMole (10:38:08 PM): there are seventeen reviews to date
TheHeadlessMole (10:38:52 PM): and four or five of them are bad
TheHeadlessMole (10:39:00 PM): the rest are either decent or good
LegendarySkittle (10:39:14 PM): w/e
TheHeadlessMole (10:39:18 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (10:39:26 PM): do you have a link to "email!"?
TheHeadlessMole (10:39:32 PM): max wants to watch but I don't have it
LegendarySkittle (10:40:49 PM): MY GOD TE NEWGROUNDS SEARCH SUCKS
LegendarySkittle (10:41:09 PM): Email!!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/238986
LegendarySkittle (10:41:17 PM): good thing for favorites
TheHeadlessMole (10:42:17 PM): indeed
TheHeadlessMole (10:47:22 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
LegendarySkittle (10:47:33 PM): ?
LegendarySkittle (10:47:35 PM): ?
TheHeadlessMole (10:47:37 PM): Max Is Teh Cool (10:45:50 PM): man my cousins come is so slow
TheHeadlessMole (10:46:06 PM): lol
Max Is Teh Cool (10:46:34 PM): *comp
TheHeadlessMole (10:46:50 PM): hahahahahaha I JUST GOT THAT
TheHeadlessMole (10:46:52 PM): THAT'S NASTY
Max Is Teh Cool (10:47:00 PM): LOL
LegendarySkittle (10:47:53 PM): >.<
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TheHeadlessMole (11:26:10 PM): I just took a personality disorder test and tested either high or very high for everything on it
LegendarySkittle (11:26:15 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (11:26:18 PM): except for one, which I got moderate on
TheHeadlessMole (11:26:20 PM): lol
ARTH
TheHeadlessMole (10:03:16 PM): this should interest you, arth
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TheHeadlessMole (10:03:19 PM): http://www.informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=168601205&tid=5978
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Lumbego854 (10:43:33 PM): hey
TheHeadlessMole (10:44:06 PM): hey
TheHeadlessMole (10:44:08 PM): wasup dawg
Lumbego854 (10:44:16 PM): nothing
Lumbego854 (10:44:18 PM): bored again
Lumbego854 (10:44:24 PM): http://www.nike.com/illvill/video/clowndown.html
Lumbego854 (10:44:30 PM): but i found this video
TheHeadlessMole (10:45:05 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (10:45:12 PM): can't watch now, but I'll save it
Lumbego854 (10:45:15 PM): k
TheHeadlessMole (10:45:23 PM): the title makes me laugh though
TheHeadlessMole (10:45:31 PM): especially because clown rhymes with down
Lumbego854 (10:45:38 PM): yeah
Lumbego854 (10:45:52 PM): it's a guy in a clown suit skating and bailing
TheHeadlessMole (10:46:00 PM): lol
TheHeadlessMole (10:46:01 PM): niice
Lumbego854 (10:46:07 PM): but it's one of those suits that makes it look like you're doing a handstand
Lumbego854 (10:47:03 PM): haha i just found out today that my mom fell down the stairs when she was pregnant with my brother
Lumbego854 (10:47:06 PM): it explains alot
TheHeadlessMole (10:47:13 PM): ROFL
Lumbego854 (10:47:19 PM): ROFL?
TheHeadlessMole (10:48:04 PM): Rolling On the Floor Laughing
Lumbego854 (10:48:11 PM): oh
FIN?!
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