Gligar_Man
20th May 2003, 06:15 PM
ive never wrote a fic before and i got dared to, i clarified this with oz if it was cool he said he hasnt closed anything in a while, and hey it might end up be amusing as i have the worst grammar skills in the world and simon dared me to, please dont hate me ill try and make it amusing for you
once upon a time in a land far away it was friday, and there was an insane petophile named brillo, brillo was walking through the woods one day, and he spotted a young boy, this boy was wearing a red hat, brillo was very attracted to this kids pikachu... but the kids pikachu didnt even notice brillo, the boy was walking with another boy who was walking around staring at this girl who wasnt even remotely attractive, brillo was sad... so he went home to his cave where he had many dead pokemon in cages, he fell asleep... but was later awakenned when the trio of kids he had seen before wanderred outside his home, they were on brillos territory and he was not about to let that happen... so he immediately got up and ran outside grabbing his 'louisYOURFACEslugger' on the way out, he then proceeded shouting various attax and beating pikachu with the bat, pikachu was sad & dead, :( the trio of kids began to cry and one of them took out a pokeball and demanded onix to fight off this thing... brillo proudly screamed "I AM THE GREATEST POKEMON IN THE WORLD" and climbed up onix as it was trying to squirm it off and eventually reached the top of onixs head really fast it then proceeded in smacking onix with the baseball bat in the face several times, he also was shouting various pokemon attacks, he then jumped off and landed on one of the three kids, breaking several of there bones and the boy withdrew onix and began to cry like a panzy in april, brillo then ran away stealing some food on his way home from a local bakery, all was right in his world... he is now the greatest insane pokemon/person in the world... the kids were so busy recooperating there losses and burying pikachu they didnt notice where the insane man went... but they knew he was a danger and told officer jenny, she then said "shut up i dont listen to 9 year olds" and hunter felt sad, :(... so the trio began to leave back to cerulean to drop misty off on there way home, but little did they know brillo was following them...
... NOT TO BE CONTINUED BUT THIS IS THE END
once upon a time in a land far away it was friday, and there was an insane petophile named brillo, brillo was walking through the woods one day, and he spotted a young boy, this boy was wearing a red hat, brillo was very attracted to this kids pikachu... but the kids pikachu didnt even notice brillo, the boy was walking with another boy who was walking around staring at this girl who wasnt even remotely attractive, brillo was sad... so he went home to his cave where he had many dead pokemon in cages, he fell asleep... but was later awakenned when the trio of kids he had seen before wanderred outside his home, they were on brillos territory and he was not about to let that happen... so he immediately got up and ran outside grabbing his 'louisYOURFACEslugger' on the way out, he then proceeded shouting various attax and beating pikachu with the bat, pikachu was sad & dead, :( the trio of kids began to cry and one of them took out a pokeball and demanded onix to fight off this thing... brillo proudly screamed "I AM THE GREATEST POKEMON IN THE WORLD" and climbed up onix as it was trying to squirm it off and eventually reached the top of onixs head really fast it then proceeded in smacking onix with the baseball bat in the face several times, he also was shouting various pokemon attacks, he then jumped off and landed on one of the three kids, breaking several of there bones and the boy withdrew onix and began to cry like a panzy in april, brillo then ran away stealing some food on his way home from a local bakery, all was right in his world... he is now the greatest insane pokemon/person in the world... the kids were so busy recooperating there losses and burying pikachu they didnt notice where the insane man went... but they knew he was a danger and told officer jenny, she then said "shut up i dont listen to 9 year olds" and hunter felt sad, :(... so the trio began to leave back to cerulean to drop misty off on there way home, but little did they know brillo was following them...
... NOT TO BE CONTINUED BUT THIS IS THE END