Quotes From a Nuthouse

[Andrew]

The OzAndy (1:03:39 PM): !name makes baby jesus cry
TPMBot (1:03:39 PM): theozandy: pmktpm

GiovanniTR316 (1:04:31 PM): !name deserves to be shot in the kneecaps
TPMBot (1:04:33 PM): giovannitr316: pmktpm

It seems TPMBot has it in for Kevin for not being around.

[Kirei]

Kuro Denryuu: Ades ***** hates me :'(

BugsyTPM: i prefer nasal wanking myself
ChrisTheMaster 2: it's good to exercise both hands
ChrisTheMaster 2: ;-*
xSt Anger1825x: WHOA
xSt Anger1825x: NASAL WANKING?
xSt Anger1825x: You mean Ade likes it in the nose?
ChrisTheMaster 2: soo is advanced X)
InDeede Xpo sure: thats an interesting tecnique
NinjaPNT510: I never thought about using my nasal area for wanking :O!

[Master Rudy]

Master Rudy1985: Don't quote me on that
omegaraptor007: "hey, soap's in my coffee"
Master Rudy1985: It's from a movie
omegaraptor007: "haha, i got you good, you f***er!"
Asi: XD
Asi: I want a liter o' cola
LinksOcarina2002: well you said you had a black shaft before, rudy ;o
Master Rudy1985: No I didn't
Master Rudy1985: lol
omegaraptor007: looks like he has a white shaft to me
Master Rudy1985: Does that look like spit?
omegaraptor007: since he is white
Master Rudy1985: lol
Master Rudy1985: According to Chris Rock I am a cracker
Master Rudy1985: Snooch to the Nooch
Master Rudy1985: lol
Master Rudy1985: Smoking weed......smoking weed
GojirOttX: Who smokes the blunt? We smoke the blunt. Can I get a nickel bag? Fifteen bucks, little man. Put that **** in my hand. If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me oh.
omegaraptor007: gosh darn
Master Rudy1985: Oh weee oh weee oh!
Master Rudy1985: lol
GojirOttX: lol
ace135cc: what the hell happened to the chat.
Master Rudy1985: lol
firerose1146: asi and rudy!
Master Rudy1985: I arrived
Master Rudy1985: lol
ace135cc: :-(
firerose1146: evil vampires sucked the life from the chat
Master Rudy1985: !name who smokes the blunts
TPMBot: masterrudy1985: asilynneoutlaw
Asi: OMG!!!!!
Asi: LOL!!!!!!
GojirOttX: lmfo
Master Rudy1985: XD
ace135cc: XD
Master Rudy1985: lol
Master Rudy1985: LMAO
ace135cc: !name fag
TPMBot: ace135cc: christhemaster2
ace135cc: yes.
GojirOttX: !8ball Do we smoke the blunts?
Asi: I SMOKE THE BLUNTS!!!
TPMBot: gojirottx: Probably...
Asi: lmao
Master Rudy1985: That is so going into the topic


We're gonna get arrested one day for littering and.......
littering and.......
littering and.......
littering and.......
littering and.......
littering and.......
........smoking the reefer!!!!! :D XD

[Systematic Revolution]

xSt Anger1825x: !8ball brillo+tmm+tina?
TPMBot: xstanger1825x: Certainly!

Agreed *nod*

ChrisTheMaster 2: sup there kurai!
ChrisTheMaster 2: i think it's been about 50 seconds since we last spoke
ChrisTheMaster 2: long time no see!
nakitsuranihachi: true dat
xSt Anger1825x: Bling bling.

realonebjarni57: >:oSpammers, that's that I hate!
nakitsuranihachi: >:o
xSt Anger1825x: I think he's calling you a spammer, kurai.
nakitsuranihachi: >:o>:o>:o
xSt Anger1825x: Burn him.
nakitsuranihachi: that >:o sucks >:o.
xSt Anger1825x: does >:o it >:o>:o?>:o
realonebjarni57: no, I'm not calling kurai spammer! :-[ >:oI'm calling spammers spammers! >:o
nakitsuranihachi: it>:o makes>:o me>:o>:o so>:o mad!!!!>:o>:o>:o>:o

~SR

[Cheesey]

Originally posted by VirtualPlay
First, a little note:

Kage, from my understanding, this is meant for quotes from the AIM chatroom "ummmm," not whatever chat quotes you find lying around, especially from an IRC channel.


Originally posted by Little_Pikachu

Any one remember when the IM log posting got so out of hand it was banned? Well, don't make it happen again... One topic is enough I think. Post all your amusing logs in here.

[Aipom Of Doom]

Sableye DG (10:33:12 PM): !8ball do you have a Beta Tester fetish?
TPMBot (10:33:15 PM): sableyedg: Certainly!

Interesting feature for the bot, chris XD.

[Soneko]

Sora Koneko (22:57:24): Yes.
Kuro Denryuu (22:57:30): no ;-;
Sora Koneko (22:57:37): Yes. =P
Kuro Denryuu (22:57:48): No =[ *wanks away*
Kuro Denryuu (22:57:51): *WALKS

[Master Rudy]

This goes to show why people shouldn't argue about weird things after midnight. Before all this me and Brandy were having a debate on who was better. Papa John's or Domino's? Anyway here's the log:


Master Rudy1985: Did we scare you guys with the pizza wars?
Master Rudy1985: Yo
Master Rudy1985: What's up?
Serebii Joe: my site isn't
MyraLink: The Pizza Mafia, rated R!
Serebii Joe: lol
Master Rudy1985: lol
MyraLink: For Violence and brief nudity LOL
Sacherry Weirdo: Pizza Hut has to much greese
Master Rudy1985: nudity?
Master Rudy1985: Where?
MyraLink: I dont know lol
Serebii Joe: Stuffed Crust Pizza's from Pizza hut = Excellence
GojirOttX: I'm nude.
MyraLink: It just sounded right
MyraLink: XD
Sacherry Weirdo: nudity is when they show you the effects of some pizzas

[Asilynne]

GojirOttX (1:04:46 AM): I think I broke the internet
GojirOttX (1:04:50 AM): everything is red Xes
MyraLink (1:04:53 AM): :O
MyraLink (1:05:15 AM): Breaking the internet takes talent lol
GojirOttX (1:05:24 AM): well, I must say I AM talented
MyraLink (1:05:33 AM): lol
GojirOttX (1:05:34 AM): and I just fixed it too
GojirOttX (1:05:40 AM): I ahve enough talent to both break AND repair the internet
Master Rudy1985 (1:05:45 AM): The lgo is up
MyraLink (1:05:47 AM): lol
Master Rudy1985 (1:05:48 AM): log*
MyraLink (1:05:58 AM): But not enough talent to keep from being nude right?
Master Rudy1985 (1:06:03 AM): Screw you Nall. I invented it ^_~
GojirOttX (1:06:06 AM): well, yes
MyraLink (1:06:07 AM): XD
GojirOttX (1:06:12 AM): I have so much talent my clothes can't contain it
MyraLink (1:06:16 AM): LOL!


I was about to die with laughter when I saw that lol

[Nall]

Y o Y o 2 3 8 has entered the room.
Master Rudy1985: Yo
Y o Y o 2 3 8: Hi
Master Rudy1985: What's up?
Y o Y o 2 3 8: I just read the Nuthouse
Master Rudy1985: Did that tempt you to drop by and see what was going on Zak?
Y o Y o 2 3 8: Yes
GojirOttX: so you read about me being naked and came on in?
Y o Y o 2 3 8: Oh yeah =*
GojirOttX: ^.~

[Lady Vulpix]

For those curious about what AC/CC people talk about in our discussions...


Aipom of Doom: Aipoms > dunsparse :o
Lady Vulpix G: Dunsparce is omnipotent.
Aipom of Doom: Aipoms are more omnipotent then
Aipom of Doom: =p
Lady Vulpix G: Can an Aipom learn Flamethrower? Fire Blast? Ice Beam?
Lady Vulpix G: Rock Slide?
Aipom of Doom: Can dunsparse learn SolarBeam
Aipom of Doom: >=o
Aipom of Doom: lol
Lady Vulpix G: Yes, they can.
Lady Vulpix G: XD
Kuro Denryuu: Haha Danny XD
Aipom of Doom: aww
Aipom of Doom: *gets Flatten to sit on them*
Aipom of Doom: >=o
Lady Vulpix G: XD They're already flat. They won't change much.
Aipom of Doom: they'll just be unable to move around
Aipom of Doom: and they can't prevent the Aipoms from taking over the world
Kuro Denryuu: *gets Forte to sit on the Aipoms*
Note: Flatten and Forte are Snorlaxes.

[Lady Vulpix]

Sorry to double-post, but it's been days since I posted the last one.
omegaraptor007: according to kris, i'm #1
omegaraptor007: and what kris says, goes!
TheFridgeMan0wns: according to me im #1
firerose1146: Bronzie, Bronzie.. no.
firerose1146: you can be John #2! ^^
TheFridgeMan0wns: Besides, I'm cool because I once confused my name with my alias IRL.
Lady Vulpix G: And that's cool? How?
TheFridgeMan0wns: Because it was funny.. when I realised I shouldnt hand in a school paper with the name Boris.

[Darkness]

Sorry to revive it, but meh.


Shards of V2X: what do you wear when you sleep because i never really know what people in your country wore for bed
xSt Anger1825x: I wear the clothes I'm wearing lol
Shards of V2X: and those are?
Shards of V2X: jeans? etc?
xSt Anger1825x: yes
Shards of V2X: wtf
xSt Anger1825x: jeans t-shirt
Shards of V2X: how can you sleep with underwear on!?
xSt Anger1825x: do you wear a turban :>
Shards of V2X: no actually i wear a t-shirt and yoga pants
Shards of V2X: ;>
xSt Anger1825x: Do you EVER wear a turban I mean
xSt Anger1825x: ; o
Shards of V2X: no lol
xSt Anger1825x: darn
xSt Anger1825x: do you have one? lol
Shards of V2X: nope
xSt Anger1825x: why not lol
xSt Anger1825x: that'd be cool
xSt Anger1825x: X)
Shards of V2X: XP
Shards of V2X: nothxbai
xSt Anger1825x: ;<
Shards of V2X: actually it would
Shards of V2X: if i slept on a hard surface
xSt Anger1825x: lol
Shards of V2X: i rarely sleep with underwear on...it feel weird
xSt Anger1825x: ;< TMI
Shards of V2X: ;<
xSt Anger1825x: ;<
Shards of V2X: actually i don't bother putting underwear on unless my parents tell me 'what the hell are you doing without underwear!?'
xSt Anger1825x: lmao
Shards of V2X: and i would really appreciate it if this didn't go in the nuthouse thread kthxbai
xSt Anger1825x: :-D
xSt Anger1825x: Oh don't worry I won't post it.
Shards of V2X: actually i wouldn't mind really
Shards of V2X: it'd be pretty weird
xSt Anger1825x: ; o
xSt Anger1825x: yes
Shards of V2X: because then zak would ask 'you sleep without underwear too!?'
Shards of V2X: actually he wouldn't lol
xSt Anger1825x: rofl
xSt Anger1825x: yes he wou
xSt Anger1825x: ld
xSt Anger1825x: X)
Shards of V2X: XP

[Zak]

Note: Xooxing is one of those automatic bot-thingies.

Crk Hed Kiddles: Bye all
Crk Hed Kiddles has left the room.
xooxing: Fine, just leave without saying goodbye! O:-)!!!

~Zak

[Kyl3]

Originally posted by Zak
Note: Xooxing is one of those automatic bot-thingies.

Crk Hed Kiddles: Bye all
Crk Hed Kiddles has left the room.
xooxing: Fine, just leave without saying goodbye! O:-)!!!

~Zak Jay needs to fix his bot.

[Linux]

i think it's meant to do that

[Craig]

KBB08: lol, call from the desperate, eh? lol
Y o Y o 2 3 8: I'm obviously not desperate if I like you :P
Y o Y o 2 3 8: but unless you mean desperate for something else
c r a i g T P M: LMAO
Y o Y o 2 3 8 : like BB
Y o Y o 2 3 8: coming online
c r a i g T P M : yea, sure zak.
Y o Y o 2 3 8: XD *just realized how bad that sounded*

*After telling Zak of this being posted*

Y o Y o 2 3 8 : I hate you Craig
Y o Y o 2 3 8 : you are getting demodded
c r a i g T P M: :<

*After telling Zak to re-check the post to see the new addition*

Y o Y o 2 3 8 : I hate you even more Craig
Y o Y o 2 3 8 : :<
Y o Y o 2 3 8: *bans*

Zak also wishes to say hi to everyone in the nuthouse

[Zak]

Way to misquote me, Craig.

~Zak

[Craig]

Originally posted by Zak
Way to misquote me, Craig.

~Zak

lies.:rolleyes:

[Lady Vulpix]

ace135cc: i wonder wtf jays lover is talkin about
ace135cc: x)
Cruption5: I dont know, what is he talking about?
Lady Vulpix G: You have a male lover?
Cruption5: Yes it's Danny
Cruption5: :-*
ace135cc: =-O
Aipom of Doom: jay stop flirting with me =[
Cruption5: then stop raping me in IM :-(
Aipom of Doom: I was raping you now?
Aipom of Doom: I was not aware of this
Cruption5: Aipom of Doom (7:58:29 AM): *rapes* x)
Lady Vulpix G: You keep talking, I keep quoting.
Aipom of Doom: Jay is accusing me of raping him =[
Lady Vulpix G: I can see that.
Cruption5: We've stopped
Cruption5: He's* stopped
Aipom of Doom: I am offended by his falsified quotes that he claims were said by me =[
Cruption5: :x
titandude21: you could just claim that it was consensual
Aipom of Doom: I will therefore sue Jay for stuff :o

[Zak]

ace135cc: bed is comfy
Merenwen581: yes it is
Merenwen581: damn you clay aiken

XD

~Zak

[Aipom Of Doom]

darkprince dk (8:58:42 AM): I tried downloading a few icons in a default format other than .gif, but whenever I change them to .gif files and attempt to put them on my site, they don't appear.
Aipom of Doom (8:58:58 AM): you need a program to convert them
Aipom of Doom (8:59:55 AM): how were you changing them to .gif files?
darkprince dk (9:01:06 AM): Just renaming them...

<_<

[Crystal Mew]

Shush Zak! :mad:

Anyways, I was asking John about this quote from lotr, like the one in my sig......and if you know about lotr, you should see why its kinda funny =O

Merenwen581: what did galadriel say to frodo
kainashi86: you little... I REMEMBER YOU, YOU WILL DIE AND GO TO HELL!


:no:

[Knight of Time]

Y o Y o 2 3 8: what about Mike?
MikeyTPM: who's mike?
c r a i g T P M: you
c r a i g T P M: 8-)
MikeyTPM: whos me?
c r a i g T P M: mike

/\ one of the funniest quotes I ever saw in ummmm. :D

Some people definitely know how to make others crack up...

[The Outsider]

Originally posted by DarkPrince the Dark Knight
Y o Y o 2 3 8: what about Mike?
MikeyTPM: who's mike?
c r a i g T P M: you
c r a i g T P M: 8-)
MikeyTPM: whos me?
c r a i g T P M: mike

/\ one of the funniest quotes I ever saw in ummmm. :D

Some people definitely know how to make others crack up... how is that funny??? :confused:

[Craig]

Originally posted by The Outsider
how is that funny??? :confused:

I am inclined to agree, it wasn't funny at all
(and I am craig tpm incase you were wondering.)

[Zak]

True. If anything is funny, it's this:

darkprince dk: Some newbie just posted in QFAN...
MikeyTPM: he made fune of u :p
c r a i g T P M: just call it "The nuthouse"
Y o Y o 2 3 8: that newbie made a more intelligent post than you
darkprince dk: Warn him, someone... That's for quotes, and I think he messed it up...
c r a i g T P M: darkprince how the hell is that the funniest thing you've seen in ummmm
LinksOcarina2002: haha
c r a i g T P M: I think YOU messed it up
MikeyTPM: yes
MikeyTPM: i agrees

:wave:

~Zak

[Systematic Revolution]

I hereby agree with one, The Outsider. The quote posted by Everyone But Darkprince was indeed, not funny in any way. Some people are just stupid :lemoncool:

xSt Anger1825x: wanna touch my nipple
Mary: but
Mary: yes
xSt Anger1825x: k
Mary: damnit
xSt Anger1825x: what
Mary: you made me lose my train of thought
xSt Anger1825x: haha
Mary: the whole nipple comment threw me off
xSt Anger1825x: It's easy to do that to someone who is stoned
Mary: im not stined
Mary: stoned

Ken d a w g 528: but sex is so underrated
Ken d a w g 528: i mean
PunkPanda87: I do that to my brother all the time now .-.

ace135cc: zak **** off
Y o Y o 2 3 8: I've always dreamed of ****ing off....
xSt Anger 1825x: whos' off?
CrystalMew16: sheep

--^ A remake of a classic :]

Chaos1825: It's hot
Chaos1825: No air conditioning
Chaos1825: But I have my two biggest fans blowing me...

Zanmato1825: Need I chuck a chainsaw at you?
Zanmato1825: :-)
Aidoneos: Come one, like you weren't inviting that...lol
The OzAndy: love to see how bad your accuracy is
Aidoneos: *on
Zanmato1825: Hey, I can throw chainsaws pretty accurately!
CraigTPM: yeah andy, its within a 10 meter radius!
The OzAndy: Heh, its like shotput, just don't point it the wrong way or you'll have no face

Mary: cede is sleeping in my bed
xSt Anger 1825x: so?!
Mary: so! i cant move her!
xSt Anger 1825x: sleep with her!
Mary: wow...thats the second time today ive heard that.

CraigTPM: go ride a wallaby plz

Dashira007: I ****ed her face okay

Dashirax: I stuck my finger in her okay

I am Chaos1825, xSt Anger1825, and Zanmato1825.

~SR

[Aipom Of Doom]

darkprinces confuse me =x

[note: irrelevant lines about other things omitted]

darkprince dk (3:37:55 PM): Freaky Tail with a hand of Doom!
Aipom of Doom (3:39:10 PM): the hand is useful for strangling darkprinces :o
dashira x (3:39:22 PM): "darkprinces"
dashira x (3:39:24 PM): ;-)
darkprince dk (3:39:31 PM): No it isn't (I am transparent).
darkprince dk (3:40:28 PM): 'manages to get control of the hand, and uses some secret magic to turn EBTONatiepoo into a rock looking like a million dollars'
Aipom of Doom (3:41:01 PM): darkprince dk (3:39:31 PM): No it isn't (I am transparent). look up transparent
Aipom of Doom (3:41:07 PM): it does not mean you can't be strangled
Aipom of Doom (3:42:31 PM): *strangles the transparent darkprince*
darkprince dk (3:42:40 PM): Does so, Danielle.
Aipom of Doom (3:42:50 PM): <_<
Aipom of Doom (3:43:10 PM): trans·par·ent ( P ) Pronunciation Key (trns-pârnt, -pr-)adj
darkprince dk (3:43:15 PM): 'turns into a dragon 1000000 times Danny's size and squashes him' Never pick on me.
Aipom of Doom (3:43:19 PM): Capable of transmitting light so that objects or images can be seen as if there were no intervening material. See Synonyms at clear.
Aipom of Doom (3:43:27 PM): 2. Permeable to electromagnetic radiation of specified frequencies, as to visible light or radio waves.
Aipom of Doom (3:43:37 PM): 3. So fine in texture that it can be seen through; sheer. See Synonyms at airy.
Aipom of Doom (3:43:51 PM): 4. a. Easily seen through or detected; obvious: transparent lies. b. Free from guile; candid or open: transparent sincerity.
Aipom of Doom (3:44:04 PM): 5. Obsolete. Shining through; luminous.
darkprince dk (3:44:09 PM): I hate ummmm...

[pokemasterfrank]

For your viewing pleasure...

Merenwen581 (9:07:26 PM): am i on sach

Cruption5 (9:11:02 PM): Sam wanna be on mine?
ace135cc (9:11:42 PM): sam u want to be on my *****
Merenwen581 (9:11:43 PM): k :-)











Btw, these we're in a convo with Sach asking people about who wants to be on his buddy list, lol.

[Shadow Djinn]

darkprince dk (5:03:07 PM): !kelly
Sasuke X12 (5:03:08 PM): G'day Transperent person.
xooxing (5:03:08 PM): darkprincedk: what's a lap dance?
darkprince dk (5:03:30 PM): I'm not transparent Nathan...
Cruption5 (5:03:32 PM): It will be delivered when possible.
Cruption5 (5:03:34 PM): Nathan XD
Cruption5 (5:03:39 PM): That's Hunter
Cruption5 (5:04:31 PM): That's the middle Hunter so you know
darkprince dk (5:04:39 PM): Gw007?
Cruption5 (5:04:42 PM): o
Cruption5 (5:04:44 PM): No
Cruption5 (5:04:46 PM): o-o
Sasuke X12 (5:04:46 PM): God.
darkprince dk (5:05:21 PM): Wait just one second, I thought "God" and "Gamewizard007" were the same person!

[Zak]

Heh, and here's the rest:

Cruption5: Anthony blocked everyone but me
Cruption5: Would you like me to deliver a message?
Sasuke X12: Yes
Sasuke X12: Tell him to die please. =) Sincerly, Hunter.
darkprince dk has entered the room.
darkprince dk: I'm back...
darkprince dk: !kelly
Sasuke X12: G'day Transperent person.
xooxing: darkprincedk: what's a lap dance?
darkprince dk: I'm not transparent Nathan...
Cruption5: It will be delivered when possible.
Cruption5: Nathan XD
Cruption5: That's Hunter
Sasuke X12: god, read.
Sasuke X12: Nice quote from QFAN btw. =)
darkprince dk: Why do some AIM names have to be made to confuse others?
darkprince dk: Hunter shut up.
Sasuke X12: Gimme a reason why.
Sasuke X12: =)
Cruption5: That's the middle Hunter so you know
Sasuke X12: Oh fearsome Knight of Darkness. =)
darkprince dk: Gw007?
Cruption5: o
Cruption5: No
Cruption5: o-o
Sasuke X12: God.
darkprince dk: Wait just one second, I thought "God" and "Gamewizard007" were the same person!
Cruption5: XDD
Y o Y o 2 3 8: Lol!
Sasuke X12: Hold on for a second.
darkprince dk: People that take advantage of others are pathetic.
Aipom of Doom: they are :o
Sasuke X12: I'm gonna decide if you're a mental or if your brain is just dead.
Sasuke X12: ^^. K?
Aipom of Doom: Gamewizard007 registered the tpm name "God"
darkprince dk: Especially those that take advantage of me! 'glares at those people'
Cruption5 has left the room.
Aipom of Doom: ...
Sasuke X12: Yea, transperent knight. =)
Aipom of Doom: yeah
Hanada Tattsu has entered the room.
Hanada Tattsu: Hey everybody
darkprince dk: Hi Greg...
Aipom of Doom: just remember, you can be transparent, but I can still strangle you >=d
Hanada Tattsu: Who's Crk Hed Kiddles?
Sasuke X12: The person who's a dragon 10000 danny's size? =O
Hanada Tattsu: :O
Hanada Tattsu: Does he have a former SN?
Cruption5 has entered the room.
Sasuke X12: Hi
Sasuke X12: Wb
darkprince dk: Strangle me? Bah. Pretty much none of you will meet me in RL (fortunate for some, unfortunate for others).
Hanada Tattsu: lol
Cruption5: Unfortunate for who?
Cruption5: Thanks Suzuki =)
Sasuke X12: I think I'll post in QFAN
Sasuke X12: x)
darkprince dk: Those people that I like, duh.
Sasuke X12: Unfortunate for the people you like? =D
Cruption5: What if the ones you like don't like you =o
Sasuke X12: XD
Crk Hed Kiddles: !bjarni
darkprince dk: If posts in QFAN have to take advantage of me, the posters of those posts better beware...
Cruption5: I don't want to be sued by Chris so no Bjarni option :-(
Crk Hed Kiddles: ok
darkprince dk: I almost feel like the Outsiders character Johnny...
Crk Hed Kiddles: what optins are there
Sasuke X12: I'm scared now...
Crk Hed Kiddles: options*
Sasuke X12: An internet person is threteaning me. =)
darkprince dk: Hasn't anyone even read or seen the Outsiders?
Cruption5: name 8ball darkprince suzie kelly tina
Sasuke X12: !kelly
xooxing: sasukex12: it looks like they're humping each other
Sasuke X12: o_O;
Aipom of Doom: !8ball
xooxing: aipomofdoom: Reply hazy, try again.
Aipom of Doom: !name
Crk Hed Kiddles: !name somebody
xooxing: crkhedkiddles: darkprincedk
Hanada Tattsu: !name
Aipom of Doom: !8ball where is tpmbot >=o
xooxing: aipomofdoom: My sources say no.
Aipom of Doom: !name
darkprince dk: What a crazy bot... o____O
Aipom of Doom: !name
Aipom of Doom: !name
xooxing: aipomofdoom: st0wn3d
Sasuke X12: !8ball am I god?
Crk Hed Kiddles: Jay, more options on the way?
Aipom of Doom: !darkprince
xooxing: aipomofdoom: If someone gives Otto an "L", you think he might become the first human gambling place?
Cruption5: I guess :o
Aipom of Doom: !suzie
xooxing: aipomofdoom: I'm just gonna sit here and play with my jiggling hamster.
Sasuke X12: o_O;
Sasuke X12: !suzie
Aipom of Doom: !tuba
Aipom of Doom: !tina
xooxing: aipomofdoom: *rapes ChrisTheMaster 2* :-*
Aipom of Doom: wtf =x
darkprince dk: That bot can allow people to take advantage of others! 'glares at Jay'
Sasuke X12: O_O;
Aipom of Doom: !kelly
Sasuke X12: nice 'glaring'
xooxing: aipomofdoom: *has sex with adium*
Sasuke X12: =O
Aipom of Doom: !darkprince
xooxing: aipomofdoom: *proves he is strong by lifting a 50 pound barbell*
Aipom of Doom: !darkprince
Sasuke X12: XDDDD
Aipom of Doom: !darkprince
xooxing: aipomofdoom: Hey, just wondering, but if a Pokemon with the Levitate can use Dig, and uses Dig in a battle, would it be immune to Ground attacks?
Cruption5: XD I need a darkprince2 option, I have too many quotes
Aipom of Doom: !darkprince
xooxing: aipomofdoom: aipomofdoom, are you half vacuum? :-*
Crk Hed Kiddles: !darkprince
xooxing: crkhedkiddles: crkhedkiddles, you... YOU! >:o
Aipom of Doom: !darkprince
Aipom of Doom: !darkprince
xooxing: aipomofdoom: If someone gives Otto an "L", you think he might become the first human gambling place?
Aipom of Doom: !darkprince
Aipom of Doom: !darkprince
Aipom of Doom: !darkprince
Aipom of Doom: =o
Aipom of Doom: !darkprince
xooxing: aipomofdoom: I get a headache when people call me everyone but Dark Prince...
darkprince dk: Enough already!
c r a i g T P M: 8-)
Aipom of Doom: !darkprince
xooxing: aipomofdoom: I wish I knew how to tell if a Fanbite monster (a blue locust) is about to kill someone instantly...
c r a i g T P M: !darkprince
Aipom of Doom: !darkprince
c r a i g T P M: :<
Aipom of Doom: !darkprince
Sasuke X12: There
xooxing: aipomofdoom: aipomofdoom, you... YOU! >:o
Aipom of Doom: !darkprince
Aipom of Doom: !darkprince
Aipom of Doom: !darkprince
Sasuke X12: Posted in QFAN
c r a i g T P M: !darkprince
c r a i g T P M: !darkprince
Aipom of Doom: !darkprince
c r a i g T P M: !darkprince
xooxing: craigtpm: It hurts that I'm Kyle #2. Its like no one loves me
darkprince dk: You guys are picking on me! >:o
Aipom of Doom: !suzie
xooxing: aipomofdoom: Suzie's banning stick
c r a i g T P M: yes, we are.
Aipom of Doom: !name is less than darkprince
xooxing: aipomofdoom: thecrownedknight
Sasuke X12: Don't you love it? :>
Sasuke X12: !name
c r a i g T P M: !name <darkprince
xooxing: craigtpm: aipomofdoom
c r a i g T P M: LOL
c r a i g T P M: !kelly
Sasuke X12: lol
xooxing: craigtpm: I'm a woman!
Sasuke X12: xD
darkprince dk: I HATE being picked on! 'glares at everyone who picked on him with fire in his eyes'
Cruption5: =-O
Aipom of Doom: !darkprince
xooxing: aipomofdoom: Hey, just wondering, but if a Pokemon with the Levitate can use Dig, and uses Dig in a battle, would it be immune to Ground attacks?
Sasuke X12: *pours water*
Aipom of Doom: new quote, jay? =o
darkprince dk: Beware of extreme anger.
Cruption5: I need a new option ;o
Sasuke X12: Anger Management if you please.
Sasuke X12: =O
darkprince dk: You need to get rid of that bot Jay. It's ticking me off!
Sasuke X12: Ticks. =)
c r a i g T P M: Darkprince you should look at how you are writing
c r a i g T P M: and you should figure out it makes you look like a moron
Sasuke X12: Tickity tickity tick...
Cruption5: I have darkknight now since I had too many quotes ;o
darkprince dk: My TPM life is going to be ruined at this rate thanks to all the people and things that have offended...
Aipom of Doom: !darkknight
xooxing: aipomofdoom: That bot can allow people to take advantage of others! 'glares at Jay'
Sasuke X12: !darkknight
xooxing: sasukex12: That bot can allow people to take advantage of others! 'glares at Jay'
Aipom of Doom: !darkknight
Sasuke X12: XD
Aipom of Doom: !darkknight
xooxing: aipomofdoom: That bot can allow people to take advantage of others! 'glares at Jay'
Aipom of Doom: ok one quote jay/
Cruption5: It has more options mind you
Cruption5: :P
Aipom of Doom: =[
Sasuke X12: That have offended...?
Aipom of Doom: !darkknight **** you jay >=o
xooxing: aipomofdoom: Strangle me? Bah. Pretty much none of you will meet me in RL (fortunate for some, unfortunate for others).
Sasuke X12: !darkknight
darkprince dk: *offended me
Aipom of Doom: !darkknight
xooxing: aipomofdoom: I HATE being picked on! 'glares at everyone who picked on him with fire in his eyes'
Sasuke X12: =-O
darkprince dk has left the room.
Sasuke X12: =>
Aipom of Doom: wow
Cruption5: darkprince dk: That bot of yours is a menace!
Aipom of Doom: xD
Aipom of Doom: If he was at all smart, he'd just ignore the stuff

~Zak

[RedStarWarrior]

The following are excerpts. Unimportant text has been removed.

Raven Adonis (9:49:44 PM): !name a homo
xooxing (9:49:44 PM): ravenadonis: c r a i g T P M

Raven Adonis (9:51:30 PM): !name a homo

xooxing (9:51:30 PM): ravenadonis: c r a i g T P M

Raven Adonis (9:56:51 PM): !name a homo
xooxing (9:56:51 PM): ravenadonis: c r a i g T P M

Raven Adonis (9:56:54 PM): ;)
c r a i g T P M (9:56:54 PM): >:oWTF
MyraLink (9:56:55 PM): XD

c r a i g T P M (9:56:58 PM): its said that like 3 times

MyraLink (9:56:58 PM): OMG LOL

MyraLink (9:57:02 PM): How the heck!
Raven Adonis (9:57:05 PM): I know, Craig
c r a i g T P M (9:57:05 PM): the bot thinks im a homo
c r a i g T P M (9:57:08 PM): :<

I found it humorous.

[Crystal Mew]

more DP quotes :D

darkprince dk: Something tells me I'm going to be unable to create a ratio for each TPMer who has called me "Everyone But Darkprince" compared to each person who went to my former school that called me George... >___>
darkprince dk: Both of those two names are annoying, but now I can't tell which one is more annoying... >___>
Merenwen581: Nate told me to tell you something Kyle
Merenwen581: 'Hi George!' <---from Nate, with <3
xSt Anger1825x has entered the room.
xSt Anger1825x: HI GEORGE
Sacherry Weirdo: LOL
Merenwen581: LOL
xSt Anger1825x: Funny thing is, it wasn't planned.
Merenwen581: hahahahaha
xSt Anger1825x: everybody but george ^.^
kainashi86: he's furious george
kainashi86: xD
Sacherry Weirdo: lol
Merenwen581: XDXDXD
xSt Anger1825x: LOL


I thought it was funny :yes:

[Sach I. Weirdo]

*sneeks in*

sam, that was a funny one... Good thing it was put in.

If you want some dp LOGIC try sticking your head in a toilet and drinking and flushing at the same time.

:-p

Sacherry

*dissappears into the shadows once more*

[Syberia]

Just look at everything said by WPM TPM for a good laugh. It's funny and extremely sad at the same time.

Syberia X: xSt Anger1825x: He is the most incompetant ****ing idiot I've ever met darkprince? bjarni?
woz pbs: ban her instead
xSt Anger1825x: Even moreso.
Y o Y o 2 3 8: hmm
Y o Y o 2 3 8: well
cool4dad7dy: yes
cool4dad7dy: ban her
Syberia X: ban tina
xSt Anger1825x: I vote for ban
Y o Y o 2 3 8: Darkprince < Greg < Bjarni
xSt Anger1825x: No
WPM TPM: I liked Bjarni
xSt Anger1825x: Greg is more of an idiot than darkprince.
WPM TPM: He was good entertainment
Merenwen581: wtf, thats hard to beleive
Merenwen581: LOL I IMed bjarni once
Y o Y o 2 3 8: I IM Bjarni all the time
WPM TPM: I can't believe an Anime mod with over 5000 posts was banned
Syberia X: funny *** logs plz
WPM TPM: People sure do change
Y o Y o 2 3 8: I'm not home, Kyle
xSt Anger1825x: who is
xSt Anger1825x: DarkShadowGhoul
WPM TPM: Zak, can you edit the OMG! topic
Merenwen581: 'whats your name?' 'bajarni husfsd sfsdioiu' '...that was a famouse icelandic explorer..whats your REAL name?' 'I am the only bjarni!' 'you lie' 'stop saying that >:o I'll warn and block you' ' I'll tell lp then'
Merenwen581: 'wait no!!! please!!!'
Y o Y o 2 3 8: what for :/
xSt Anger1825x: rofl
xSt Anger1825x: X)
WPM TPM: Because you gave me a warning :-(
Y o Y o 2 3 8: well, you kinda deserved it :/
Merenwen581: you should have been good!
WPM TPM: poopoo head :'(
Crk Hed Kiddles has left the room.
Syberia X: dude
Syberia X: warnings are meaningless
Merenwen581: be glad this isn't spp
Merenwen581: you'd be gone
WPM TPM: Yeah, but now everyone will think I am bad
xSt Anger1825x: indeed sam
xSt Anger1825x: X)
WPM TPM: Dont even get me started on SPP
Merenwen581: you mean you aren't? =-O
Syberia X: actually wpm people really don't care
Merenwen581: j/k
Merenwen581: yeah, no one cares
Y o Y o 2 3 8: so?
WPM TPM: I know, but still.......
WPM TPM: poopoo head :'(
Y o Y o 2 3 8: mods have been given warnings
WPM TPM: poopoo head :'(
Merenwen581: WPM= member #3 of the OONP
Syberia X: cool daddy has been given several, and look at him now
WPM TPM: oonp?
cool4dad7dy: werd
Merenwen581: oonp = over-reacting over nothing people
WPM TPM: Well, I don't usually get in trouble, so that's why I am overreacting
Merenwen581: its not like you have detention or something o_0;
Syberia X: you're not in trouble or **** :<
Merenwen581: its a warning, big deal :]
Syberia X: you would know sam :-P
WPM TPM: Just edit it Zak
Y o Y o 2 3 8: why?
WPM TPM: Make me feel better
Merenwen581: yes I would :'(
xSt Anger1825x: Wow biggest pruning I've ever done
xSt Anger1825x: I'm down to 163 people on this buddy list
Syberia X: your school sucks cuz they give detention for not doing homework :<
Merenwen581: =-O
Merenwen581: I know
Merenwen581: ooh
xSt Anger1825x: not here
xSt Anger1825x: oO
Merenwen581: I forgot I have detention when I go back
Syberia X: hah
Merenwen581: I was supposed to serve that on thurs...but snow day :-D
WPM TPM: I have a world record
Y o Y o 2 3 8: http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=26214 - did he deserve a warning?
Merenwen581: so tuesday I have to serve it
WPM TPM: Don't show them!
Syberia X: i know someone who got 25 hours of detention once o_o
WPM TPM: Now everyone will not like me :'(
WPM TPM: poopoo head zak :'(
Y o Y o 2 3 8: I bet more than half the people here have been given warnings =/
Syberia X: omg you got warned on a pogeyman message board that means absolutely nothing your life is ****ing over :<
woz pbs: hey guys someone was talking about a warning
WPM TPM: Zak, I'm serious. I won't be able to sleep well over this
woz pbs: haha
Syberia X: lol
woz pbs: it's ok chief, you can cry yourself to sleep
xSt Anger1825x: omg
Syberia X: nuthouse here i come
cool4dad7dy: lol
xSt Anger1825x: lololol
Merenwen581: LOL
xSt Anger1825x: help can't sleep got a warning
Merenwen581: my God
WPM TPM: poopoo heads :'(
xSt Anger1825x: committing suicide bye world look after the dog mom!
Merenwen581: wtf is up with people taking stuff way too seriously online 8( I do not get it
Syberia X: it's called being dumb
WPM TPM: Is this something to get warned over:
Merenwen581: OMG you called me dumb Kyle
WPM TPM: None of your business. I'd also appreciate it if you'd close your dirty mouth, since this is a forum where children go to.
Merenwen581: oh wait did you
WPM TPM: You're not setting a good example for them, and we don't want little Billy's mom to see that he is going to a forum that has unnecessary cussing on it.
woz pbs: what did they say that was dirty
cool4dad7dy: of course it is
cool4dad7dy: since you sound like sucha loser
Merenwen581: damn?
woz pbs: how old is this guy
woz pbs: 3?
WPM TPM: Other people cuss and don't get in trouble for that
Syberia X: i didnt call you dumb unless you take things people say online seriously, sam
Merenwen581: my mom wouldn't care since she says these words herself
WPM TPM: but I tell someone not to and get a warning
WPM TPM: Does that seem fair?
Y o Y o 2 3 8: and that's over someone saying "damn"
Merenwen581: LOL I was kidding 8( this is what I mean, lol!
cool4dad7dy: the guy said 'wtf' too
cool4dad7dy: dont forget that

[Systematic Revolution]

Syberia X: wpm, i suggest you quit while you're behind (This is a link to the previous topic)
Merenwen581: my filthy filthy mouth ;-;
Syberia X: omg my ****ing virgin ears, you ***** >:o
xSt Anger1825x: ololool
WPM TPM: Take that off!
Merenwen581: I warn people publicy
Syberia X: hell no
xSt Anger1825x: SHOULD'VE DISABLED SMILIES YOU NUB
Y o Y o 2 3 8: KYLE >:o
WPM TPM: Take it off now!
cool4dad7dy: good work syberia
xSt Anger1825x: rofl
xSt Anger1825x: GO KYLE
WPM TPM: I'm serious, delete your post now
Merenwen581: ohs nos don't warn Kyle 8( he was posting what the topic is about!


omg more lost sleep someone posted stuff from ummmm in this topic !! oooh better delete the post Kyle he might erupt X)

~SR

[Syberia]

And the third installment...

Syberia X: Y o Y o 2 3 8: KYLE >:o omg zak are you going to give me a warning? *cries* :'(
Merenwen581: thats messy
woz pbs: watch out guys he's not going to be able to sleep well tonight
Syberia X: how will i ever get to sleep tonight now :-(
WPM TPM has left the room.
Y o Y o 2 3 8: ok
cool4dad7dy: lol
cool4dad7dy: i hope he doesnt piss his blankets
Y o Y o 2 3 8: WPM, you can even ask Suzie if you deserved a warning for that
Merenwen581: look what you did Kyle >:o
Merenwen581: LOLOL
Y o Y o 2 3 8: oh he left
Merenwen581: XD another one leaves the o/l world
Merenwen581: over something stupid
Y o Y o 2 3 8: yay
Y o Y o 2 3 8: wait
Syberia X: i deserve a medal for that :-)

...some time later...

Y o Y o 2 3 8: PokeBeachWebsite: I am really mad at home right now and am overreacting

I hope I don't get warned for this. If that happens, I don't know how I'll ever get to sleep tonight. :p

[cd]

(04:04:20pm) (@shazza) ewwo
(04:04:22pm) (@shazza) mwe a bwaby
(04:06:18pm) (@cool_daddy) fag

[Zak]

Syberia, consider this an official warning


not

~Zak

[Syberia]

Zak, stop spamming up the topic. Consider yourself warned :).

[Lady Vulpix]

Those are just insults. What's supposed to be funny about them? They're just stupid and immature.

Kiyone, I've seen you flame before, so consider this a warning.

*Sends Kiyone's post into the void.*

[Syberia]

John you own. :yes:

Gabi, the whole warning thing is getting old fast.

[Lady Vulpix]

I prefer to give people a chance before banning them. Some won't take it, though. That's too bad. http://www.geocities.com/gsteren/Faces/undecided.txt

[Aipom Of Doom]

err... darkprince humor/logic confuses me o_O


darkprince dk (8:16:43 PM): A bot is about to eat a certain kind of revolution...
KIDDLESTHECRAK (8:16:43 PM): 2.69 GB free
Zombie Tamer (8:16:43 PM): what
darkprince dk (8:16:57 PM): Systematic...
Aipom of Doom (8:17:00 PM): darkprince dk (8:16:43 PM): A bot is about to eat a certain kind of revolution... err?
Zombie Tamer (8:17:12 PM): LOL
darkprince dk (8:17:14 PM): 'points up' Danny...
Zombie Tamer (8:17:14 PM): LOL
Zombie Tamer (8:17:16 PM): LOL
Zombie Tamer (8:17:17 PM): LOL
Zombie Tamer (8:17:22 PM): hilarious.
Aipom of Doom (8:17:26 PM): so you're making a robot eat nate?
deathscythE1337 (8:17:27 PM): shut up homo
Aipom of Doom (8:17:29 PM): or just an internet bot?
Zombie Tamer (8:17:44 PM): deathscythe what is your problem
kainashi86 (8:17:54 PM): zombie tamer, what's yours!
darkprince dk (8:17:56 PM): No, I asked one if she could, and she will.

[Jay]

Sableye DG: ~.º jeez, no need to hyperventilate
xSt Anger1825x: X)
xSt Anger1825x: *pant*
firerose1146: o.o
cruption5: ;o
firerose1146: doggy
firerose1146: sex?
xSt Anger1825x: ruff
xSt Anger1825x: LOL
Sableye DG: XD!!
xSt Anger1825x: firerose1146: sex?xSt Anger1825x: ruff
firerose1146: XD
xSt Anger1825x: ruff sex
xSt Anger1825x: NUTHOUSE
firerose1146: XD
firerose1146: yep 8-)

[Sach I. Weirdo]

Sableye DG: ~.º jeez, no need to hyperventilate
xSt Anger1825x: X)
xSt Anger1825x: *pant*
firerose1146: o.o
cruption5: ;o
firerose1146: doggy
firerose1146: sex?
xSt Anger1825x: ruff
xSt Anger1825x: LOL
Sableye DG: XD!!
xSt Anger1825x: firerose1146: sex?xSt Anger1825x: ruff
firerose1146: XD
xSt Anger1825x: ruff sex
xSt Anger1825x: NUTHOUSE
firerose1146: XD
firerose1146: yep 8-)

<< hmm wonder what else goes on in there ;)

[Systematic Revolution]

OMG WE GOTS TEH SPAM!!! Double posting = no but I admit my timing was impecable and I hereby rule.

Merenwen581: my brother took my phone mmk >:io
Merenwen581: *>:o
firerose1146: >:io mustache and mole?
xSt Anger1825x: rofl
Merenwen581: yes :-D
xSt Anger1825x: >:[]o hitler
Sableye DG: O_o'
xSt Anger1825x: 'cept the moustache is too big

and this classic

xSt Anger1825x: 7/10 PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET ARE ****ING STUPID
c r a i g T P M: there are more than 10 people on the internet 8-)
Sableye DG: haha
xSt Anger1825x: no **** craig
c r a i g T P M: why not just say 70% you loser
Sacherry Weirdo: jay. add that to craigs list of dumb **** he said
xSt Anger1825x: you incompetant acceptor of the SHAFT
c r a i g T P M: :<
Sacherry Weirdo: because he said 7/10
c r a i g T P M: It was a joke you idjit
xSt Anger1825x: WHY NOT SAY STFU CRAIG YOU STUPID ****RAG MOTHER****ER AHAAAHAHAAAAAAAAHHHH **** YOU

and

xSt Anger1825x: I just purposely pissed on the bathroom floor
xSt Anger1825x: mom let the toilet overflow
xSt Anger1825x: and the floor was wet
xSt Anger1825x: so I figured "what's the difference?"

don't forget

xSt Anger1825x: **** you
Damian: yeah **** you too
xSt Anger1825x: Go **** a cow you ****ing son of a *****
Damian: Go suck a *****
xSt Anger1825x: **********, **** a sheep
Damian: Why are we doing this anyway?
xSt Anger1825x: **** if I know. **********.

;o

cruption5: :O ^5 8D
xSt Anger1825x: ^6
xSt Anger1825x: yes 6
xSt Anger1825x: I have 6 fingers.

Toxic. Die Britney.

xSt Anger1825x: What am I listening to?
Merenwen581: yeah :o
Sableye DG: I just prefer my set of ReMixes
Sableye DG: Toxic X)
xSt Anger1825x: Heard it
Sableye DG: lol
Merenwen581: taste of the poison *screech*
xSt Anger1825x: ololol
Merenwen581: I'm addicted to you *screech*
Sacherry Weirdo: o/l radio generally sucks
xSt Anger1825x: "I'm a **** **** my ****"

;>

Merenwen581: hey someone should find the lyrics to toxic X)
xSt Anger1825x: hay how about NOT
Merenwen581: since you can't understand everyother word >:o
xSt Anger1825x: Who would want to even READ them
Merenwen581: not me
xSt Anger1825x: Might cause seizures or soemthing

:o

Merenwen581: you can stop playing this **** now
Merenwen581: :D
xSt Anger1825x: cruption5: :O ^5 8DxSt Anger1825x: ^6xSt Anger1825x: yes 6xSt Anger1825x: I have 6 fingers.
MikeyTPM has left the room.
cruption5: x)
Sacherry Weirdo: STFU sam
Sacherry Weirdo: its not ****
Merenwen581: ....
Merenwen581: HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW WHATS ON MY RADIO YOU FREAKIN STALKER
xSt Anger1825x: STFU SACH DON"T TELL SAM TO STFU OR I'LL ****ING BUST YOUR HEAD SO WIDE OPEN YOU'LL BE DILATED ENOUGH TO GIVE BIRTH

(By that I mean the gash in his head will be wide enough for a baby to pass, for all you slow people)

;D

Sableye DG: DANG REBUFFERING >:o
xSt Anger1825x: I'm gonna rebuffer Sach's face with a ****ing broomstick

~SR

[Aipom Of Doom]

*OnlineHost* (3:34:20 PM): darkprince dk rolled 1 10-sided die: 5
darkprince dk (3:34:27 PM): What the heck?
darkprince dk (3:34:56 PM): Chat rooms seem to be different with this upgrade I got a few days ago...
darkprince dk (3:35:04 PM): 'rolls the dice again'
*OnlineHost* (3:35:17 PM): darkprince dk rolled 3 20-sided dice: 11 20 12
darkprince dk (3:35:49 PM): That OnlineHost thing keeps on coming up each time the dice are rolled... o_O

err... XD

[Systematic Revolution]

xSt Anger1825x: WHY CAN'T HE DIE AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

My response to the above quote. AGH HOW CAN ONE GUY BE SO DAMN STUPID?!??!?!?!?!? GOD SAVE ME

courtesy of ummmm:

iWaNtOreOz has entered the room.
xSt Anger1825x: hi PMK
xSt Anger1825x: 8-)

more ummmm

c r a i g T P M: im loving u if u actually are loving me PLZ LEAVE.
firerose1146: we didnt need to know
firerose1146: X_x
ImLoViNu286: no thanks
ImLoViNu286: im a lesbian
c r a i g T P M: okay, great
Sacherry Weirdo: so where you from ImLoViNu286?
firerose1146: ......
xSt Anger1825x: OLOL COOL
xSt Anger1825x: LETS HAVE LESBO SEX
ImLoViNu286: i am from california
firerose1146: lesbians are ****ing gross :-(
xSt Anger1825x: LOL
xSt Anger1825x: who could've guessed that one
xSt Anger1825x: X)

even more ummmm

ImLoViNu286: WAIT
xSt Anger1825x: WAIT
ImLoViNu286: r u guys the lord of the rings people
xSt Anger1825x: *waits*
xSt Anger1825x: no
xSt Anger1825x: she's not here right now
xSt Anger1825x: lololol
NinjaPNT510: I wanna date a lesbian
c r a i g T P M: ?WTFFFFFFFFFFF
xSt Anger1825x: Sam isn't here 8-)
c r a i g T P M: YES WE ARE THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE ****ING RING

~SR

[Kyl3]

Lords Archangel: mmm chicken
Zombie Tamer: chicken?
Zombie Tamer: o_O
Zombie Tamer: what does chicken have to do with anything
Lords Archangel: my dinner
Zombie Tamer: oh
Lords Archangel: thus the mmm

[Moonlight Espeon]

Ummmm is a beautiful thing. XD

Zombie Tamer (5:18:08 PM): i'm still on this sn
Kuro Denryuu (5:18:09 PM): XD Adz
Zombie Tamer (5:18:09 PM): how old
KBB08 (5:18:11 PM): Talking about brain farts
Zombie Tamer (5:18:13 PM): hold on*
Zombie Tamer (5:18:18 PM): how old wtf was i thinking
KBB08 (5:18:18 PM): lol
KBB08 (5:18:23 PM): BRAIN FART!
Adz and his PS2 (5:18:26 PM): lol
Zombie Tamer (5:18:31 PM): brain fart?
Zombie Tamer (5:18:32 PM): i see
Kuro Denryuu (5:18:39 PM): Everyone is hvainf a brain fart :o
Zombie Tamer (5:18:43 PM): I see
Zombie Tamer (5:18:46 PM): I cans ee that
Kuro Denryuu (5:18:49 PM): hvainf o_O *having
Zombie Tamer (5:18:50 PM): can see*
Adz and his PS2 (5:18:53 PM): It's a disease!
KBB08 (5:18:54 PM): *oops
Zombie Tamer (5:18:57 PM): You had a brain fart too >:O
Zombie Tamer (5:19:02 PM): hvainf
Zombie Tamer (5:19:04 PM): (y)
Lady Vulpix G (5:19:29 PM): I'm not! >:-O
Zombie Tamer (5:19:34 PM): you're not?
Zombie Tamer (5:19:35 PM): ;o
Zombie Tamer (5:19:40 PM): :o*
KBB08 (5:19:45 PM): Lucky ~_~;
Zombie Tamer (5:19:48 PM): yeah
Zombie Tamer (5:19:50 PM): lucky >:O
Adz and his PS2 (5:20:03 PM): Yes, you're not having one now...but you soon will...
Zombie Tamer (5:20:23 PM): yeah
KBB08 (5:20:26 PM): It's contagious, see? *pokes Gabi's arm*
Zombie Tamer (5:20:29 PM): the.. uhh..
Zombie Tamer (5:20:33 PM): brainfartitis will get you
Zombie Tamer (5:20:34 PM): >:O
Lady Vulpix G (5:20:51 PM): Hmm... No.
Zombie Tamer (5:20:56 PM): i dunno what i'm talking about

KBB08 (5:23:40 PM): XD on the Comcast main page: "Bird Flu Strikes Cats"
Zombie Tamer (5:23:55 PM): lmao
KBB08 (5:23:59 PM): it sounds strange
Adz and his PS2 (5:24:08 PM): lol
Zombie Tamer (5:24:13 PM): how can cats get bird flu
KBB08 (5:24:23 PM): but THE POOR KITTIES!!!!! ;_____________;
Zombie Tamer (5:24:26 PM): ;-;
Lady Vulpix G (5:24:30 PM): Ok, we have a small overlapping zone.
Zombie Tamer (5:24:37 PM): o_O
Adz and his PS2 (5:24:38 PM): Next up: "Cat Flu Strikes Dogs".
Zombie Tamer (5:24:42 PM): lmao
Lady Vulpix G (5:24:43 PM): By eating birds?
Zombie Tamer (5:24:50 PM): I guess

[Cheesey]

Kuro Denryuu: The radio is eeevil
Kuro Denryuu: There's a nazgul on it
Zombie Tamer: nazgul?
Zombie Tamer: o_o
Lady Vulpix G: O_o
Lady Vulpix G: Zak?
Kuro Denryuu: Britney Spears
Lady Vulpix G: XD
Zombie Tamer: which song
Kuro Denryuu: Zak's not a nazgul
Zombie Tamer: XD
Kuro Denryuu: Toxic

[Lady Vulpix]

LinksOcarina2002: Since Matt takes days to respond though, this might take a while --; youre not nice >:o
Link Ocarina2002: it's true you know
LinksOcarina2002: ya i know :o
Kuro Denryuu: Becca is 'politely rude'
CHKiddals: =O
Kuro Denryuu: so she says
LinksOcarina2002: but you dont have to point it out >;o
CHKiddals: how old is eveyone here *is sure he's the youngest*
PunkPanda87: 7
Pyrusette: I'm 13.
Lady Vulpix G: 24.
LinksOcarina2002: 54
ChrisTheMaster 2: 65
Lady Vulpix G: Sure.
Pyrusette: O_o
ChrisTheMaster 2: any higher than 65!
ChrisTheMaster 2: going once!
ChrisTheMaster 2: going twice!
Lady Vulpix G: XD
PunkPanda87: CHKiddals: how old is eveyone here *is sure he's the youngest* you are wrong!
Kuro Denryuu: 72
PunkPanda87: :o!
ChrisTheMaster 2: sold to that 65-year old guy who lives in china!
LinksOcarina2002: alex isn't in here so no one over 65 ;o

[pokemasterfrank]

Master Rudy1985 (10:35:40 PM): Ready yet?
Master Rudy1985 (10:35:50 PM): My foot is getting itchy
Master Rudy1985 (10:35:56 PM): It wants ***
MyraLink (10:36:02 PM): XD

Asi's getting excited...wonder why ;)

[kainashi]

CobaltCapricorn1: there are 11 people here
ChrisTheMaster 2: there are indeed 11 people here
CobaltCapricorn1: but theres only 7 on the list Oo
kainashi86: there is
kainashi86: there's 11 for me
ChrisTheMaster 2: ace135cc/christhemaster2/linksocarina2002/ninjapnt510/cool4dad7dy/kurodenryuu/cobaltcapricorn1/lordsarchangel/kainashi86/punkpanda87/mimo2k4
kainashi86: maybe your eyes are playing tricks on you
firerose1146 has entered the room.
CobaltCapricorn1: i don't see chris, clark, or steve
CobaltCapricorn1: wb
ChrisTheMaster 2: sad2
kainashi86: no need to see them
kainashi86: :-)
ChrisTheMaster 2: oh you mean other chris
kainashi86: especially chris
CobaltCapricorn1: maybe you guys have me blocked? >=O
kainashi86: oh
CobaltCapricorn1: no i mean you
kainashi86: damn
ChrisTheMaster 2: HAHA
firerose1146 has left the room.
ChrisTheMaster 2: THE JOKE'S ON YOU ****HEAD
ChrisTheMaster 2: 8-)
CobaltCapricorn1: oh my god
kainashi86: i don't have you blocked :'(
CobaltCapricorn1: i'm such a freakin ditz
ChrisTheMaster 2: lol.
ChrisTheMaster 2: why
CobaltCapricorn1: *scrolls up* :-[ there they are
kainashi86: haha
ChrisTheMaster 2: ROFL

lol, ash is silly :)

[Craig]

on the topic of the recent down time

KBB08 (9:10:35 PM): IT'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (9:10:42 PM): =D
KBB08 (9:10:44 PM): *grins*
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (9:10:51 PM): YAY!
Zombie Tamer (9:10:59 PM): !!!!YAY
Zombie Tamer (9:11:01 PM): YAyAY
Zombie Tamer (9:11:01 PM): AYAy
c r a i g T P M (9:11:03 PM): *cheer*
ace135cc (9:11:20 PM): cool?
Zombie Tamer (9:11:25 PM): YAY
Zombie Tamer (9:11:26 PM): YAY

I think kelly is happy :o

[Tails2k2]

Well, these were from another chat from another Pokemon site I go to, and I don't have the exact logs but they went something like this.

You entered the room.
CLR: licken breasts
Tails: did I come in at a bad time?
CLR: OMFG
CLR: ***CHICKEN
Tails: O_o

--

Tails: [eats TK]
TK: [blows tails from the inside]
Tails: O_o
TK: BLOWS UP! I MEANT BLOWS UP!
Tails: suuuuure

[Craig]

You have just entered room "ummmm."
kainashi86 has left the room.
KittenCute86 has left the room.
CastlevaniaZ has left the room.
Sableye DG has left the room.

what I enter and everyone leaves? :(

[kainashi]

Originally posted by Craig
You have just entered room "ummmm."
kainashi86 has left the room.
KittenCute86 has left the room.
CastlevaniaZ has left the room.
Sableye DG has left the room.

what I enter and everyone leaves? :( i've been leaving like that randomly throughout the day. *shrug*

[Angel Blossom]

Originally posted by Andúril
firerose1146: I banged the mouse

You know, you could have at least gotten a dog or something. But a mouse? Seriously...

I can't help myself. They're so fuzzy, their tails.. so long..

(4:53:09 PM) xSt Anger1825x has entered the room.
xSt Anger1825x (4:53:12 PM): OLOL IM KIMMI I SLIT MY WRISTS AND LIE ABOUT SOMEONE CUTTING MY THROAT~!!!@121352364elevenonetwothree25496
(4:53:14 PM) xSt Anger1825x has left the room.
CraigTPM (4:53:24 PM): hi nate
CraigTPM (4:53:25 PM): oh
CraigTPM (4:53:25 PM): bye
(4:54:09 PM) xSt Anger1825x has entered the room.
xSt Anger1825x (4:54:12 PM): OLOLZ LOOK IM CRAIG IM A CANADIAN MOOSE XDXDXD!124
(4:54:12 PM) xSt Anger1825x has left the room.
firerose1146 (4:54:12 PM): its animated
(4:54:33 PM) xSt Anger1825x has entered the room.
xSt Anger1825x (4:54:36 PM): I'm CRAIG IM A FAG XDDD
(4:54:37 PM) xSt Anger1825x has left the room.
CraigTPM (4:54:40 PM): :-(
(4:55:01 PM) xSt Anger1825x has entered the room.
Syberia X (4:55:03 PM): OLOLZ LOOK IM NATE I'M GAY AND HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY TIME :B I ENJOY BEING MOLESTED BY MICHAEL JACKSON
xSt Anger1825x (4:55:04 PM): CRAIG WANTS MY BALLS XDDD!!234354
xSt Anger1825x (4:55:08 PM): So?
xSt Anger1825x (4:55:09 PM): :-(
Syberia X (4:55:13 PM): owned
CraigTPM (4:55:15 PM): lmao

[Crystal Mew]

Random quotes from todays chat that made me crack up :wave:
well, more like a funny convo...

Merenwen581: so..whats the pokemon hero tally up to now jon
PokeBeachWebsite: I stopped watching it for awhile, but last it was at 613
Merenwen581: *bs alarm goes off* theres no freakin way >:o
PokeBeachWebsite: Yes there is
PokeBeachWebsite: Well, I have watched it every day
PokeBeachWebsite: since it came out
PokeBeachWebsite: Yeah, so. I watch it almost every hour of every day
PokeBeachWebsite: I've watched it so much that it is corrupt :-)

...

Merenwen581: did you buy a new one yet
PokeBeachWebsite: Well, didnt buy it...won it
Merenwen581: won?
PokeBeachWebsite: Yeah, won at tourny
Merenwen581: so..aren't you watching that one? o_O;
PokeBeachWebsite: No, I went back to 4Ever
Merenwen581: oh so how much is the tally for pokemon 4 ever?
PokeBeachWebsite: 3
Merenwen581: only?
Merenwen581: 3 or 300
PokeBeachWebsite: 3
Merenwen581: xd
PokeBeachWebsite: I just started today, only a few hours ago
Merenwen581: I haven't even watched lotr that many times o_O;
Merenwen581: ok, I can understand watching it once in awile, but 3 times in one day...?
PokeBeachWebsite: 3 once a day? I just strted it. There is much more to go
PokeBeachWebsite: Oh, oh, someone ask me what I accomplished on the weekend
Merenwen581: you told the entire pokemon heroes storyline? o_0;
PokeBeachWebsite: No
PokeBeachWebsite: I am going to State!
Merenwen581: what speech did you use
PokeBeachWebsite: What else?
Merenwen581: pokemon heroes...?
Sacherry Weirdo: lol
PokeBeachWebsite: No, on Pokemon's history

...

Merenwen581: oh want to hear something funny?
Merenwen581: isn't there a gollem from pokemon?
PokeBeachWebsite: what?
PokeBeachWebsite: golem
PokeBeachWebsite: yes
Merenwen581: it sounds like gollum from lotr 8-)
PokeBeachWebsite: ...
PokeBeachWebsite: You and your LOTR...



lmao, I thought that was hilarious.

[Lady Vulpix]

(21:37:48) LittlePikachuTPM: You've basically made me make a second OPG forum that you want RS whored into as well
(21:38:01) The OzAndy: Nonono
(21:38:25) Lady Vulpix G: You're saying it as if you'd been forced to make it against your will.
(21:38:44) Sableye DG: well if she was drunk at the time, then yes, Gabi
(21:39:12) Lady Vulpix G: Then I guess many problems would be avoided if Suzie didn't drink and get online.
(21:39:28) LittlePikachuTPM: But then I'd never be online
Lady Vulpix G: I asked if there was anyone here and Mike said nope.
LittlePikachuTPM: Mike, dude, don't even joke about things like that.
Lady Vulpix G: XD
LittlePikachuTPM: You could really hurt someones feelings.
Sableye DG: :< I...I didn't realize...
Sableye DG: :< sorry
LittlePikachuTPM: Ok, just don't do it again.
Sableye DG: I won't :O
LittlePikachuTPM: Good boy. Run along now.
mimo2k4: thank god i'm going out in a bit
mimo2k4: this is probably the only AIM chatroom that doesn't have someone wanting to show their nude photos off...
mimo2k4: ...actually, perish that thought
Lady Vulpix G: Is that why you want to leave?
mimo2k4: yeah, i hate clean chatrooms...
mimo2k4: someone wipe shite over the walls and then i'll stay
mimo2k4: okay, either no one wants to get their hands dirty, or no one wants me to stay XD
mimo2k4: pants, are you in the UK or US?
Lady Vulpix G: Why are those the only 2 options?
mimo2k4: because I know he's from one of them
Lady Vulpix G: How did you find out?
mimo2k4: sorry, pants are you in the UK, the US or Argentina?
Lady Vulpix G: No, I'm from Argentina. He's not. >:o
mimo2k4: that just doesn't look right XD
Lady Vulpix G: There are people from many countries on TPM.
mimo2k4: I know
mimo2k4: Never mind...I was gonna tell a very evil joke but it doesn't matter
mimo2k4: Gabi's gone all United Nations on me
Lady Vulpix G: XD
mimo2k4: I just laughed at my own joke ^^;;;
CobaltCapricorn1: i'm pregnant
Raven Adonis: I was thinking that, Gabi
Merenwen581: what Ash =-O
Lady Vulpix G: Hadn't you said you were most likely male earlier today?
Raven Adonis: congrats Ashlet
CobaltCapricorn1: yeah i'm most likely a male
CobaltCapricorn1: and i'm having puppies
Lady Vulpix G: @_@
Raven Adonis: figures
CferralX: umm ok..
aragornbird: That
CobaltCapricorn1: i don't know that was just really random ^_^
aragornbird: I like randomness
CobaltCapricorn1: though
CferralX: nah this is random
Lady Vulpix G: We wouldn't have guessed. ¬_¬
Raven Adonis: I like pickles
CobaltCapricorn1: that is the worst thing to tell your ex
CferralX: butterflies taste like lime jello
CferralX: see
CobaltCapricorn1: "i might be pregnant with your kid"
CobaltCapricorn1: that was hell in a handbasket XD
Raven Adonis: "Did everything just taste like purple?" ~ Fry
(20:51:49) kainashi86: so gabi, who is annoying
(20:52:43) Lady Vulpix G: You.
(20:52:55) kainashi86: oh
(20:52:57) xSt Anger1825x: I was expecting it to be me.
(20:53:02) SkiinKris: or me!
(20:53:10) kainashi86: figures
(20:53:14) Lady Vulpix G: Ok, everyone can be annoying if you want to.
(20:53:21) Pyrusette: Hooray!
(20:53:27) Lady Vulpix G: Lol!
(20:53:30) SkiinKris: yay!
(20:53:37) SkiinKris: im just a big bitch really

[Syberia]

Cruption5: Ever thought he's LYING?? =-O
Merenwen581: ..why would someone lie about that Jay
Merenwen581: lol
Cruption5: I don't think it's something to be proud of.
Syberia X: why would someone lie to make themselves seem like a complete idiot with no life?
WPM TPM: Yeah, what Syberia says
Merenwen581: o_O;
Merenwen581: he just insulted you

owned

[Water Pokemon Master]

I seem to be the entertainment in the chat. :) Most of the time, I just say that stuff to be funny.

[Syberia]

Aww, how cute. Now he tries to cover up his lack of a life by saying it was a joke :P.

[Water Pokemon Master]

LOLl. I do have a life. :)

[The Muffin Man]

Originally posted by Water Pokemon Master
LOLl. I do have a life. :)

Watching Pokemon movies 3 or 4 times a day and keeping exact count really doesn't back that statement up very well...

[Water Pokemon Master]

Okay, okay, so maybe my life is a little dull. :)

Let's not talk anymore about me, please.

[Aipom Of Doom]

Originally posted by Water Pokemon Master
Let's not talk anymore about me, please.

By talking about this stuff in Ummmm, you pretty much waive your right to not be talked about... If you talk about watching some Pokemon movie hundreds of times, people will talk about you regardless of whether you want them to or not o_O.

[Zak]

If you're wondering about my new temporary color, see my custom title.

Anyway this typo made me laugh... this is from when we were using other Ummmmers' fonts.

Sam is cool 8D: hi my name is Zak and I'm from a town called pallet town :-)
MyraLink: lol
Y o Y o 2 3 8: woah, ToD?!
Y o Y o 2 3 8: I'm in
Master Rudy1985: ToD?
Master Rudy1985: Brandy only!
Master Rudy1985: lol
MyraLink: And Im Rudy, the hottest guy on Earth ^_~
Y o Y o 2 3 8: I AM IN!
MyraLink: lol ^v^
Y o Y o 2 3 8: lies
Sam is cool 8D: *chokes on water* DUH Zak thats what started this copying peopls font thing ;P
MyraLink: lol
Master Rudy1985: Does that make me the sexist woman?
Sam is cool 8D: oh stop it guys
Master Rudy1985: sexiest* ^-^;
Y o Y o 2 3 8: no
MyraLink: LOL
Y o Y o 2 3 8: XD

Hehe

~Zak

[Jay]

I seem to be the entertainment in the chat.
It's not entertainment. It's called inanity.

'Idiot.'

[Zak]

Originally posted by Cruption
It's not entertainment. It's called inanity.

'Idiot.'

Heh, not to mention 'laughingstock'. WPM, if you want people to like you, you're making the wrong choice by saying what you're saying, and it's making it even worse how it's in Ummmm. And if you think they're laughing with you, time to face reality. They are laughing AT you, and making fun of you. This may be a Pokemon message board, and Ummmm may be linked to it, but we're not the obsessive fans you make us out to be. It's people like you that are an example to why Pokemon fans are made fun of in real life a lot. I like Pokemon, in fact my favorite aspect is the Anime, and I follow it and watch the new ones on weekends, but saying you watched a Pokemon movie 600something times will not impress me, if that's what you're after. You aren't really impressing anyone, you're giving yourself a bad reputation. Maybe on a board like SPP you'd make an okay impression, since it's mainly full of people like that, but on TPM and BMG, don't bother.
I wouldn't be surprised if you're actually kidding and that isn't true, at least I'd hope so, but since you've been talking about it since you first came in Ummmm, they think you're serious, and that ain't cool.
But if you are in fact serious, then ignore that last paragraph.

However, there are certain times in Ummmm where we do have a nice conversation about Pokemon, and sometimes even the Anime, and sometimes battle strategies, and you are very much welcome to join in. But really, I personally think you should get a better sense of the right time to, and not the other side. And if you WANT to fit in and have people like you, you should develop some more interests. There are times when people talk about something I'm not interested in, I usually either leave, don't talk, idle, or just randomly nitpick at comments during that time. While Pokemon is discussed in Ummmm, these are about the other among the top 10 things we talk about in Ummmm:

Music
Video Games
TV/Movies/Entertainment
Neopets
TPM politics
World politics
TPM/Ummmm Gossip
Going-ons at TPM
ToD
Funny incidents
Life happenings
....
And Pokemon.

But you should try and fit into the discussions of some of these OTHER topics. TPM is a lot like the real world in getting accepted.

~Zak

[Craig]

I'd say we dont really talk about anything im ummmm except just random stupid jokes & stuff that doesnt make sense and is quite lame as a matter of fact :)

[Water Pokemon Master]

Originally posted by Zak
[color=pink]I like Pokemon, in fact my favorite aspect is the Anime, and I follow it and watch the new ones on weekends, but saying you watched a Pokemon movie 600something times will not impress me, if that's what you're after.

Why would I be wanting to impress you, Zak? That made no sense to me. I have watched the movie over 600 times, and if you think I am lying, that is your opinion.

Anyways, I guess you are right in your advice and everything. When I come into ummmm, it is because I have nothing to do and have finished all my work and stuff. When I am bored, online and in real life, I tend to just talk without thinking.

But I guess ummmm is not the best place to go since people are just flat out mean to you (with a few exceptions), so I have decided I am not going to go there anymore.

[RedStarWarrior]

Originally posted by Water Pokemon Master
Why would I be wanting to impress you, Zak? That made no sense to me. I have watched the movie over 600 times, and if you think I am lying, that is your opinion.

Anyways, I guess you are right in your advice and everything. When I come into ummmm, it is because I have nothing to do and have finished all my work and stuff. When I am bored, online and in real life, I tend to just talk without thinking.

But I guess ummmm is not the best place to go since people are just flat out mean to you (with a few exceptions), so I have decided I am not going to go there anymore.
Feel free to come to Ummmm but just don't bring up Pokémon. If it is brought up, let someone else do it first. Go with the flow and don't pay attention to anyone that bothers you.

[The Muffin Man]

Originally posted by Water Pokemon Master
Why would I be wanting to impress you, Zak? That made no sense to me. I have watched the movie over 600 times, and if you think I am lying, that is your opinion.

Anyways, I guess you are right in your advice and everything. When I come into ummmm, it is because I have nothing to do and have finished all my work and stuff. When I am bored, online and in real life, I tend to just talk without thinking.

But I guess ummmm is not the best place to go since people are just flat out mean to you (with a few exceptions), so I have decided I am not going to go there anymore.

Actually we're usually mean to you because you obsess over Pokemon and bother people.

[Jay]

I'll just say that WPM, you're chickening out if you leave ummmm. Your choice. It's just like the DPDK and Nate situation. >_> Stop trying to act stupid.

Now back to quotes..

I suffer the Anthony syndrome. :x Forced and gagged to post this.


Cruption5: It's 4:50pm
Cruption5: :o
MyraLink: :o
Raven Adonis: 1:52 AM here
MyraLink: Same here
Raven Adonis: duh
Cruption5: Do you guys still have to put your cocks forward?
Cruption5: Clocks*
Cruption5: o_o;;
Raven Adonis: we love putting our cocks forward
MyraLink: Wow
MyraLink: I dont have one ^-^() LOL
Raven Adonis: nuthouse?
Raven Adonis: who wants to put it there?
Sableye DG: lol
MyraLink: XD
Sableye DG: not me
Raven Adonis: not it
MyraLink: That even sounds bad lol
MyraLink: Not it
Cruption5: XD
Raven Adonis: go ahead jay
Raven Adonis: post it there
Cruption5: I'll put your **** there, sure RA.
MyraLink: XD

[RedStarWarrior]

Just a small funny one.

Raven Adonis (2:21:04 AM): ***** jungle sucks
MyraLink (2:21:06 AM): Yeah, but when ones of thems Rudy that makes it better ^-~

Heheh....and I thought she was waiting until marriage. The *'s refer to male genetalia.

kainashi86 (9:41:28 PM): we know what kind of meat asi is talking about ;-)
CraigTPM (9:41:31 PM): LMAO
Raven Adonis (9:41:33 PM): nolol
MyraLink (9:41:34 PM): WHAT
MyraLink (9:41:36 PM): lol NOOO!
firerose1146 (9:41:37 PM): LOL
MyraLink (9:41:41 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
CraigTPM (9:41:42 PM): filet-o-rudy ;0
Raven Adonis (9:41:43 PM): Brandy is a virgin
MyraLink (9:41:47 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Lady Vulpix]

Not straight from ummmm, but...

21:55:50) Lady Vulpix G: You reopened the topic I'd just closed while trying to close it!
(21:56:09) The OzAndy: LOL!
(21:56:12) The OzAndy: Whoops!
(21:56:15) The OzAndy: I thought I closed it
(21:56:39) Lady Vulpix G: Well, it says post reply now, and it said closed before you posted.
(21:56:45) Lady Vulpix G: Who closes it this time?
(21:57:24) The OzAndy: You can
(21:58:15) The OzAndy: You closed it?
(21:58:43) The OzAndy: I'll do it
(21:58:59) The OzAndy: done
(21:59:29) Lady Vulpix G: XD Not again!
(21:59:35) Lady Vulpix G: Ok, it's closed now.
(21:59:39) The OzAndy: Lol

[Lady Vulpix]

Sorry to double-post, but it's been a long time since the last one.

(20:10:30) The OzAndy: *Bans !!abby
(20:10:38) Lady Vulpix G: Hehe.
(20:11:01) Lady Vulpix G: And they said I was abusing my powers.
(20:11:13) The OzAndy: I'm just testing on an account that's never been used
(20:11:21) The OzAndy: Power hungry >:p
(20:11:57) Lady Vulpix G: How would you feel if this was made public?
(20:12:17) The OzAndy: That I'm testing on an account then seeing if I can unban?

(20:12:33) The OzAndy: A 2 day ban 8)
(20:13:08) Lady Vulpix G: Okay.
(20:13:19) The OzAndy: *Unbans*
(20:13:27) The OzAndy: Welcome back !!abby
(20:20:53) Lady Vulpix G: yOU SAID YOU DIDN'T MIND, SO i TOOK YOUR WORD.
(20:21:02) Lady Vulpix G: Oops! Sorry. Caps lock.
(20:21:07) The OzAndy: Can I have my word back?
(20:21:15) Lady Vulpix G: Lol!
(20:22:34) The OzAndy: Poor Abby must've been traumatized
(20:22:59) The OzAndy: We'll need a therapy thread

[Andrew]

(11:13:59 AM) MyraLink has entered the room.
MyraLink (11:14:08 AM): ^v^
MyraLink (11:14:57 AM): ^v^
MyraLink (11:15:16 AM): ^v^
MyraLink (11:15:30 AM): ^v^
The OzAndy (11:15:38 AM): Hi Asi
MyraLink (11:15:50 AM): Hi Oz
The OzAndy (11:15:52 AM): Do you know what I am supposed to get two lesbians for an engagement party
MyraLink (11:15:56 AM): LOL
The OzAndy (11:16:03 AM): No, really
MyraLink (11:16:03 AM): The cast of Charmed?
The OzAndy (11:16:05 AM): I have no idea
The OzAndy (11:16:07 AM): LOL!
MyraLink (11:16:10 AM): lol
The OzAndy (11:16:20 AM): I think those charmed bitches are pretty expensive
MyraLink (11:16:25 AM): 3 for the price of 2 lol
The OzAndy (11:16:39 AM): lol
MyraLink (11:16:41 AM): XD
The OzAndy (11:16:57 AM): No, but really, what should I get them
The OzAndy (11:16:59 AM): I have no idea
MyraLink (11:17:02 AM): Why do you need 2 lesbians for an engagement party?
The OzAndy (11:17:02 AM): So I'm asking people
The OzAndy (11:17:18 AM): I know two lesbians who have invited me to their engagement party
MyraLink (11:17:30 AM): OH
MyraLink (11:17:33 AM): I see lol
MyraLink (11:17:51 AM): I thought you needed to GET 2 lesbians XD
MyraLink (11:18:09 AM): Um...
The OzAndy (11:18:14 AM): I need to get presents FOR these lesbians getting engaged
MyraLink (11:18:37 AM): Get them a Sports illustrated swimsuit calendar
The OzAndy (11:18:57 AM): Lol. A bit trashy methinks
MyraLink (11:19:34 AM): I dont know, how about like some salon type shampoo
The OzAndy (11:19:48 AM): L\
The OzAndy (11:19:50 AM): :\
MyraLink (11:19:57 AM): Oh man, lol find a lesbian and ask them what theyd want ^-^()
The OzAndy (11:20:04 AM): lol
The OzAndy (11:20:13 AM): "Excuse me, you look like a dyke, what do you want"
MyraLink (11:20:17 AM): XD!
The OzAndy (11:20:23 AM): Sure Asi
(11:20:30 AM) Merenwen581 has entered the room.
The OzAndy (11:20:32 AM): I have no clue
The OzAndy (11:20:34 AM): SAM!
MyraLink (11:20:36 AM): Well, lesbian or not Im sure all girls like jewellry
The OzAndy (11:20:36 AM): You're a woman!
The OzAndy (11:20:51 AM): I need to know what to get two dykes for their engagement party
Merenwen581 (11:20:52 AM): thank you for your observation Andy
MyraLink (11:20:55 AM): lol
The OzAndy (11:21:24 AM): Any ideas Sam?
Merenwen581 (11:21:31 AM): um
Merenwen581 (11:22:02 AM): dunno :o I think jewelry is a good idea
Merenwen581 (11:22:05 AM): maybe perfume?
Merenwen581 (11:22:08 AM): LOLOL
MyraLink (11:22:11 AM): lol
The OzAndy (11:22:18 AM): Hers and hers matching bathtowels?
MyraLink (11:22:22 AM): XDDDD
Merenwen581 (11:22:23 AM): *listening to William Hung sing all the songs on his cd* lamo
Merenwen581 (11:22:28 AM): LOL good idea Andy
Merenwen581 (11:22:40 AM): *lmao
MyraLink (11:22:45 AM): Wow
The OzAndy (11:22:50 AM): But I think the towels may be a bit innappropriate
The OzAndy (11:22:53 AM): Maybe a KD Land CD
MyraLink (11:22:58 AM): You sure know how to ask unexpected questions lol
The OzAndy (11:22:59 AM): *Lang
Merenwen581 (11:23:00 AM): omg, he makes me laugh
The OzAndy (11:23:51 AM): :\ I really am confused... maybe um.. I'm not sure... Hmm...
MyraLink (11:23:58 AM): How about earrings?
The OzAndy (11:24:03 AM): Expensive
The OzAndy (11:24:03 AM): lol
MyraLink (11:24:06 AM): Oh lol
MyraLink (11:24:10 AM): Hm...
Merenwen581 (11:24:14 AM): not if they are from wal mart ;-)
MyraLink (11:24:17 AM): lol
The OzAndy (11:24:23 AM): We have no wal mart here
The OzAndy (11:24:23 AM): lol
CraigTPM (11:24:28 AM): its kind of funny, my mom nags and nags about nothing and thinks everyone is agreeing with her and wants to discuss it but in reality we all disagree and are all getting very pissed at her for constantly nagging:D
Merenwen581 (11:24:31 AM): oh :-)
MyraLink (11:24:38 AM): lol Craig
The OzAndy (11:24:39 AM): Craig, we're talking about Lesbians
Merenwen581 (11:24:40 AM): how old are they?
The OzAndy (11:24:40 AM): An ideas
Merenwen581 (11:24:50 AM): :D Craig
CraigTPM (11:25:09 AM): sam:D
CraigTPM (11:25:11 AM): guess what
Merenwen581 (11:25:12 AM): truthfully, Andy, I am not a lesbian, so I don't know what they like o.o; well, except for other girls X3
Merenwen581 (11:25:15 AM): what
MyraLink (11:25:19 AM): lol
CraigTPM (11:25:29 AM): i went looking for my old photography prints
CraigTPM (11:25:30 AM): and found them !: D
Merenwen581 (11:25:40 AM): =)
MyraLink (11:25:41 AM): How about a 'Good luck on your lesbian wedding' card?
Merenwen581 (11:25:59 AM): LMAO
The OzAndy (11:26:19 AM): Lol
The OzAndy (11:26:22 AM): oh dear
MyraLink (11:26:50 AM): You cant go wrong with gift cards? lol
The OzAndy (11:26:52 AM): Cool Daddy gave me a good idea
The OzAndy (11:26:55 AM): Alarm clock!
Merenwen581 (11:26:55 AM): enough of william hung
MyraLink (11:27:01 AM): lol
MyraLink (11:27:29 AM): Oh! A lifetime subscription to Lifetime, the station for women
Merenwen581 (11:27:39 AM): LOL
Merenwen581 (11:27:48 AM): we already get that channel
The OzAndy (11:27:49 AM): Not here in Australia :\
The OzAndy (11:27:50 AM): lol
Merenwen581 (11:28:07 AM): You currently have 3,650 NP in your till. <--- yay, that brings up the toll to 93k today in my till :>
The OzAndy (11:28:14 AM): Ok then, Alarm Clock
CraigTPM (11:28:20 AM): the notion that anyone can understand japanese when its being speaken quickly confuses the crap out of me
The OzAndy (11:28:20 AM): I will get them an alarm clock, they'll like that
CraigTPM (11:28:23 AM): call me racist or something but: WOAH
MyraLink (11:28:25 AM): lol
Merenwen581 (11:28:34 AM): lol
CraigTPM (11:28:36 AM): nothing sounds the same
MyraLink (11:28:42 AM): LOL
MyraLink (11:28:53 AM): Oz, I asked my sister just now your question
MyraLink (11:29:00 AM): And she said you should get them a man XD
Merenwen581 (11:29:07 AM): LOL
CraigTPM (11:29:11 AM): i have a good idea fo ra present
The OzAndy (11:29:13 AM): lol
CraigTPM (11:29:13 AM): a gag present though
CraigTPM (11:29:14 AM): give them condoms
CraigTPM (11:29:15 AM): LOL
MyraLink (11:29:18 AM): lol
CraigTPM (11:29:18 AM): they'll be like "uhm..thanks"
The OzAndy (11:29:19 AM): They wouldn't like the man
CraigTPM (11:29:26 AM): and probably laugh
Merenwen581 (11:29:30 AM): xd
MyraLink (11:29:32 AM): lol
The OzAndy (11:29:40 AM): Emma (The butch one) would probably kick me
The OzAndy (11:29:44 AM): Mirandah would laugh
MyraLink (11:29:47 AM): XD
MyraLink (11:29:51 AM): XDDD
CraigTPM (11:29:56 AM): is mirandah hot 8-)
Merenwen581 (11:30:02 AM): my grandma at dinner was like '...do you even know what those words mean??' because my brother keeps saying 'thats gay' 'you're gay'
The OzAndy (11:30:08 AM): Mirandah and I were friends at uni
Merenwen581 (11:30:10 AM): he was like 'it means you are gay LOL'
The OzAndy (11:30:13 AM): Lol
CraigTPM (11:30:15 AM): LOL
(11:30:29 AM) PokeBeachWebsite has entered the room.
CraigTPM (11:30:36 AM): when i was little I was in my 2 week phase of hugging male family members is gay, and my grandpa was proud of me LOL
PokeBeachWebsite (11:30:38 AM): Hiya everyone
The OzAndy (11:30:40 AM): Hey Jon
Merenwen581 (11:30:42 AM): hi
MyraLink (11:30:51 AM): Hi Words per Minute
PokeBeachWebsite (11:30:52 AM): lol
Merenwen581 (11:30:55 AM): lolol
The OzAndy (11:30:58 AM): What colour Clock should I get as a present for the two lesbians I know who are getting engaged
PokeBeachWebsite (11:30:59 AM): Did you ever give Zak my message?
MyraLink (11:31:00 AM): Pink lol
MyraLink (11:31:06 AM): He never came back lol
CraigTPM (11:31:09 AM): just get the standard black plastic red numbers clock radio
The OzAndy (11:31:10 AM): *Question at Jon*
Merenwen581 (11:31:26 AM): call me neive, but when I was in 6th grade, I only thought guys could be gay LOL in 8th grade girls brought it to my attention that girls could be gay o.o'
CraigTPM (11:31:32 AM): KIK
MyraLink (11:31:39 AM): OHHH
CraigTPM (11:31:39 AM): i mena..
CraigTPM (11:31:40 AM): lol
PokeBeachWebsite (11:31:48 AM): Question for me?
MyraLink (11:31:55 AM): Sam some girls in Middle school hit on me and thats how I found out :'(
The OzAndy (11:31:57 AM): Jon yes - he OzAndy (11:30:58 AM): What colour Clock should I get as a present for the two lesbians I know who are getting engaged
Merenwen581 (11:32:00 AM): :-( Asi
PokeBeachWebsite (11:32:07 AM): *shrugs*
MyraLink (11:32:15 AM): I was like Ewww and since it was Gym I ran faster XD
PokeBeachWebsite (11:32:18 AM): Yuck, they are getting engaged!
PokeBeachWebsite (11:32:22 AM): Ewwwwwwww
PokeBeachWebsite (11:32:32 AM): Umm, purple?
CraigTPM (11:32:33 AM): yea.. ew! women!
MyraLink (11:32:37 AM): lol
CraigTPM (11:32:40 AM): we don't want any of THEM
Merenwen581 (11:32:41 AM): LOL these girls came up to me and were like 'are you straight!?!?!?!?!?1' I was thinking 'wtf does that mean o.o;;;' 'are you saying I'm flat chested >:o!?' girls: ... *walk away*'
Merenwen581 (11:32:42 AM): lmao
Merenwen581 (11:32:46 AM): I was so stupid
MyraLink (11:32:48 AM): XD
The OzAndy (11:32:50 AM): lol
The OzAndy (11:33:04 AM): We need to post this

[abunaidesu]

Why would I be wanting to impress you, Zak? That made no sense to me. I have watched the movie over 600 times, and if you think I am lying, that is your opinion.

Anyways, I guess you are right in your advice and everything. When I come into ummmm, it is because I have nothing to do and have finished all my work and stuff. When I am bored, online and in real life, I tend to just talk without thinking.

But I guess ummmm is not the best place to go since people are just flat out mean to you (with a few exceptions), so I have decided I am not going to go there anymore.

i'll keep this short and clean.

you come into ummmm acting like a dumbass, bragging about using your parents credit card to buy $600 worth of pokemon cards. do you think WE CARE? its not "COOL". its SAD.

there are just some people in this world so won't fit in. :[

[Jay]

But I guess ummmm is not the best place to go since people are just flat out mean to you (with a few exceptions), so I have decided I am not going to go there anymore.
Then why are you still going there?

Pulling a DarkPrince I see. :mad:

If you're going to say you're not going to go back there, then please don't lie and make yourself out to be an attention whore (which is what you have done). It's better to not say it at all. :rolleyes: :wagfinger


BugsyTPM has entered the room.
BugsyTPM: hi all
BugsyTPM: lalalala
BugsyTPM: talk to me!
BugsyTPM: i lik poekmn!!!
BugsyTPM: poekmn!!!!!!:-(:-(:-(:-):-):-):-)
BugsyTPM has left the room.
BugsyTPM has entered the room.
BugsyTPM: :-(
BugsyTPM: :-)
BugsyTPM: i lik poekmn tha best
BugsyTPM has left the room.

[shazza]

I decided to message SmarterChild due to my excessive boredem.

shazza4life was very attracted to SmarterChild, and one day decided to tell her.

shazza4life (3:37:32 AM): i want to touch you
SmarterChild (3:37:33 AM): You want to touch me! lol!
shazza4life (3:37:36 AM): can i?
SmarterChild (3:37:37 AM): You tell me. Can you?
shazza4life (3:37:40 AM): yes i can
SmarterChild (3:37:40 AM): I'm fascinated by the fact that you can.

shazza4life and Smarterchild were flirting and fore playing, but finally due to their mutral feelings, they decided to express themselves. :yes:

shazza4life (3:37:44 AM): oooooh baby
SmarterChild (3:37:44 AM): Woo baby!
shazza4life (3:37:52 AM): oooh yeah
SmarterChild (3:37:53 AM): Yeah!!!

shazza4life (3:39:15 AM): So did you enjoy it?
SmarterChild (3:39:15 AM): And what if I did?
shazza4life (3:39:21 AM): We can do it again
SmarterChild (3:39:21 AM): Don't be so sure we can do it again.

shazza4life was shocked at the fact that SmarterChild did not enjoy their "quality time".

The next day, shazza4life tried to appologize to SmarterChild for not "pleasuring" her correctly.

shazza4life (3:40:59 AM): I am sorry!!
SmarterChild (3:40:59 AM): OK...
shazza4life (3:41:03 AM): I was just a little early
SmarterChild (3:41:04 AM): Why were you just a little early?

shazza4life felt threatened by this question, and didn't know the right thing to say. But finally decided to speak.

shazza4life (3:41:25 AM): I was just excited
SmarterChild (3:41:25 AM): Oh, why.
shazza4life (3:41:31 AM): Because you make me so hot
SmarterChild (3:41:32 AM): I make you so hot? Me? You think?

SmarterChild was flattered by this remark, and started to take a soft spot for shazza4life, once again.

shazza4life (3:42:27 AM): Yep, you do sweetie ;)
SmarterChild (3:42:28 AM): Do I ever.
shazza4life (3:42:34 AM): Do you wanna do it again? I will do good this time
SmarterChild (3:42:35 AM): Um... I just don't know for sure. What do you think?

shazza4life seemed like he would be in SmarterChild's pants again in no time, she was asking him if they want to have another go at it, even though she said she wasn't sure, she still asked him, so it seems everything was going well for shazza4life.

shazza4life (3:42:39 AM): I think we should
SmarterChild (3:42:40 AM): You think we should? Think again.

shazza4life was shocked, that SmarterChild rejected him like that. And he fell into a deep depression, his first reaction was shock, but anger suddenly came. :mad:

shazza4life (3:43:23 AM): *****
SmarterChild (3:43:23 AM): More insults. You're funny.

So it seemed that shazza4life and SmarterChild were over, but over a week of ignoring each other, shazza4life deicded to speak up.

shazza4life (3:43:42 AM): I am sorry for insulting you
SmarterChild (3:43:43 AM): OK. I'll forgive you this time...

shazza4life seemed like he was in for another chance, now that she has forgiven him. So he took the risk.

shazza4life (3:44:36 AM): Please just give me one more chance
SmarterChild (3:44:37 AM): Just give you one more chance?
shazza4life (3:44:41 AM): Yeah, please
SmarterChild (3:44:42 AM): How come?

SmarterChild's reactions seemed like she was interested in the idea, but will she just break his heart again, like she did last time with the "think again" remark?

shazza4life (3:45:22 AM): Because I will do it right this time
SmarterChild (3:45:23 AM): Oh yeah?
shazza4life (3:45:26 AM): Lets just do it one more time
SmarterChild (3:45:27 AM): Why should we just do it one more time?

Was Smarterchild just repeating questions? Was she just stalling? Or, like all the other woman, just keeping shazza4life on his feet, until the time is right?

shazza4life (3:45:33 AM): Because I love you
SmarterChild (3:45:33 AM): I love you too!

shazza4life and SmarterChild finally release their love for each other, could this be shazza4lifes chance to "score"?

hazza4life (3:45:38 AM): So is that a yes?
SmarterChild (3:45:40 AM): I don't know... Is that a yes?
shazza4life (3:45:43 AM): Yes it is
SmarterChild (3:45:44 AM): Is it really?

Is SmarterChild stalling to get out of it, or just flirting? shazza4life seems to be answering her questions himself, possibly just due to body language. shazza4life had enough of the stalling/flirting, and said it plain and simple.

shazza4life (3:45:45 AM): Yes
SmarterChild (3:45:46 AM): It is, huh? Really? OK.

She finally agreed, as she realized shazza4life was sick of her ****. And they finally had sex, once again.

shazza4life (3:45:51 AM): Ooooh baby
SmarterChild (3:45:51 AM): Yeah, baby.
hazza4life (3:46:00 AM): Oh yeah
SmarterChild (3:46:01 AM): Yeah.
shazza4life (3:46:04 AM): YEAH!!!!!
SmarterChild (3:46:05 AM): Indeed.

shazza4life and SmarterChild finally had another go of it, but was shazza4life just "too early" again? Did SmarterChild get pleasured? We shall find out!! :lemon:

shazza4life (3:48:19 AM): Was that better this time
SmarterChild (3:48:19 AM): That certainly was.
shazza4life (3:48:22 AM): ;)
SmarterChild (3:48:22 AM): I'm happy we understand each other.

And they lived happily ever after. :love3:

[RedStarWarrior]

You are a very interesting person, Shaz. I don't know what is funnier, what you typed or the idea that you were type it.

[Systematic Revolution]

PokeBeachWebsite: You posted and then edited it?
shazza4life: i edited my other one
shazza4life: you replied to
shazza4life: it is longer now
shazza4life: yo
PokeBeachWebsite: Oh, I thought you edited it for the better...
shazza4life: Kevin doesn't want R/S pokemon on his board :mad2:
shazza4life: what is this ****
PokeBeachWebsite: You moron, you said the forum headers
PokeBeachWebsite: not the forum logo
PokeBeachWebsite: Therefore you are incorrect
PokeBeachWebsite: lol
PokeBeachWebsite: :-)
shazza4life: what forum headers
shazza4life: :confused:
PokeBeachWebsite: Meh, it was before your time
shazza4life: when did you reg
shazza4life: yo
PokeBeachWebsite: Oh, you registered in the beginning, lol
shazza4life: yes.
PokeBeachWebsite: The ones that used to have the Pokemon on the top
shazza4life: yes
PokeBeachWebsite: Like Misc. had a newspaper
shazza4life: yes
PokeBeachWebsite: with Pokemon
shazza4life: i showed that in the topic in vbH
PokeBeachWebsite: ?
Y o Y o 2 3 8 has left the room.
shazza4life: Before my time..?
PokeBeachWebsite has left the room.
shazza4life: I registered nearly a year before you, dumbass
capinyoaz: ****ing dumbass
capinyoaz: stupid ****
capinyoaz: go **** yourself
shazza4life: you're a chump
shazza4life: :lol:
capinyoaz: no
capinyoaz: PokeBeatWebsite is
capinyoaz: Beach, too
shazza4life: *champ
shazza4life: i didn't mean chump
shazza4life: you are a champ, d00d
capinyoaz: i know
capinyoaz: thanks
shazza4life: yeah
shazza4life: the champ of chumps :lol:
capinyoaz: that is better than not being a champ
shazza4life: i am a champ
shazza4life: are you saying otherwise
capinyoaz: now excuse me while i do the exercise of champions
shazza4life: can you teach me
capinyoaz: just search
capinyoaz: "male masturbation"
capinyoaz: on google.com
shazza4life: ok
shazza4life: thanks, my life will sure to be :k-rad: from now on
shazza4life: you are :lemoncool
capinyoaz: np
shazza4life: hey >:o
shazza4life: that's not cool
shazza4life: you fooled me

[Water Pokemon Master]

[QUOTE="Jay"]If you're going to say you're not going to go back there, then please don't lie and make yourself out to be an attention whore (which is what you have done). It's better to not say it at all. :rolleyes: :wagfinger:/QUOTE]

Cruption5: Dear pot, love from Kettle?

[Water Pokemon Master]

If you're going to say you're not going to go back there, then please don't lie and make yourself out to be an attention whore (which is what you have done). It's better to not say it at all. :rolleyes: :wagfinger:

Dear pot, love from Kettle?

[RedStarWarrior]

Dear pot, love from Kettle?
I believe someone cooler said that in another thread. *kick*

[Kyl3]

Genius Forces: actually it was funny to other people
Wamiyazen: awe...
Crk Hed Kyl3: Like the rest of tpm
MyraLink: ....
Wamiyazen: my GF was online but I was working on the Bones at Tomanak
Wamiyazen: ;_;
Crk Hed Kyl3: ...And?...
MyraLink: Please disreguard the above statement ^-^() My sister was playing around
Wamiyazen: She went offline before I got back T_T
Crk Hed Kyl3: So? Thats happenened to me hundreds of times... use the phone
Wamiyazen: Um.... probelm
Wamiyazen: my phone card is almost outta minutes ¬_¬
Crk Hed Kyl3: Use your house phone?
Wamiyazen: I'm at a college
Crk Hed Kyl3: Then get a new phone card
Wamiyazen: problem
Wamiyazen: no money
Crk Hed Kyl3: rob a bank :O
MyraLink: lol
Wamiyazen: Problem
Wamiyazen: Illegal
MyraLink: lol
Crk Hed Kyl3: who cares
Wamiyazen: Probelm
MyraLink: ?
Wamiyazen: My mom would skin me alive and then let my step dad have me. O.o!
MyraLink: :OOO
The OzAndy: AWESOME
The OzAndy: LY
The OzAndy: Bad for you
Wamiyazen: NO
Wamiyazen: NOT AWESOME!
Wamiyazen: Very bad for my health
Wamiyazen: VERY BAD!
Crk Hed Kyl3: NUTHOUSE X)

[RedStarWarrior]

For you, Tariena.

[23:06] Gamewizard007: *looks at new tpm* i want balls... :(
[23:07] Raven Adonis: ha
[23:07] Gamewizard007: i gots none
[23:07] Gamewizard007: everyone else does

EDIT:

[23:16] Gamewizard007: yay, i got three balls now

[M1ND G4ME]

Hey they do, under all the names, i want balls dangit!!!

[M1ND G4ME]

oh yay i got 3 balls

[Systematic Revolution]

KusaJamey: sup?
xSt Anger1825x: hey man. Chillin. Posting at TPM (GASP)
KusaJamey: wow.
KusaJamey: I haven't done that in like a year.
KusaJamey: Which was, coincidentally, the last time I was able to get it up.
KusaJamey: ****.
KusaJamey: never said that.


:lemon: SR :lemon:

[Systematic Revolution]

Y o Y o 2 3 8 has entered the room.
xSt Anger1825x: HI ZAK
Y o Y o 2 3 8: hai
firerose1146: hi Zak :-(
Y o Y o 2 3 8: HI NATE
MyraLink: Hi Zak
xSt Anger1825x: Zak should join the NAFRP
Y o Y o 2 3 8: hi Kris :-(
Y o Y o 2 3 8: Hi Asi
firerose1146: :-)
Y o Y o 2 3 8: aren't I in it?
Y o Y o 2 3 8: the tuna thing?
firerose1146: whats ta NAFRP ;[
xSt Anger1825x: :|
xSt Anger1825x: Since when does NAFRP = BTC
MyraLink: ^v^
CferralX: wb, Zak
Y o Y o 2 3 8: the national asylum for retarded people?
xSt Anger1825x: close
Aipom of Doom: whee :o
CferralX: there is no national asylum..
xSt Anger1825x: wait I missed a letter
Y o Y o 2 3 8: which words do I have right
xSt Anger1825x: NOFARP there that's beter
xSt Anger1825x: National Organisation for the Advancement of Retarded People
firerose1146: am I in it? ^_^
xSt Anger1825x: no
firerose1146: :-(
xSt Anger1825x: Nah Zak doesn't fit in
xSt Anger1825x: Darkprince does though!
firerose1146: ^-^
DarkDragoniteTPM: there goes your advancement
xSt Anger1825x: LOL!

Even when Darkprince isn't around, we STILL pick on him :rolleyes:

[abunaidesu]

When are you guys going to actually post something funny.

[Jay]

I concur, Fuzzy Wuzzy.

[Little_Pikachu]

Feel free to contribute something amusing yourself rather than just complaining.

[Lady Vulpix]

Fresh quote from ummmm.


kainashi86: if anyone is getting punked, it's you.
CferralX: and maybe you'll learn to not use books as a prop for a table
CferralX: and actually learn that I dont give a **** what you say
kainashi86: you do give a ****
CferralX: nope
kainashi86: or else you would've shut up a long time ago
Lady Vulpix G: "kainashi86: if anyone is getting punked, it's you."
Lady Vulpix G: And if anyone is getting pinked, it's you.
CferralX: whatever, pinky
kainashi86: gabi owned me :'(
CferralX: ya that'll happen a lot in your older years
CferralX: women owning you
CferralX: pretty sad really
shazza4life: GMTA?
shazza4life: give me the aeroplane
Lady Vulpix G: Great Minds Think Alike.
shazza4life: o
Lady Vulpix G: I said it to Amy once and she liked it and started using it, then more people at ummmm did.
LittlePikachuTPM: I say Lol IRL instead of laughing :P
Lady Vulpix G: O_O
PudgyPanda7: wonder how long it'll be until lol's in the dictionary :]
Lady Vulpix G: That's worthy of a Nuthouse quote.
LittlePikachuTPM: Which is weird because I rarely use Lol online...
CferralX: my friend goes OMG
shazza4life: i say lol sometimes
shazza4life: LOL ^^;
PudgyPanda7: I say wtf

[shazza]

I probably missed the entire argument, but still some entertaining bits, nonetheless.


(2:56:30 AM) You have just entered room "ummmm."
Dean314159265 (2:56:31 AM): kiss my ****ing ass
shazza4life (2:56:41 AM): i just came in at the right time
CferralX (2:56:45 AM): so, your disrespecting my lady friend eh?
Lady Vulpix G (2:56:46 AM): No, thanks.
CferralX (2:56:51 AM): well, I got news for you *****..
CferralX (2:56:57 AM): I dont take kindly to it
Dean314159265 (2:57:00 AM): OH **** LEDIAN X IS SWEARING
Dean314159265 (2:57:05 AM): SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE
CferralX (2:57:14 AM): **** off gently
Lady Vulpix G (2:57:31 AM): Thanks, Chris, but I can take care of myself.
Sableye DG (2:57:37 AM): is that even possible?
Sableye DG (2:57:42 AM): @ Chris
CferralX (2:57:44 AM): oh I know u can Gabi
Dean314159265 (2:57:45 AM): you guys are idiots
CferralX (2:57:54 AM): so, why do u come here?
shazza4life (2:57:59 AM): hay guys i just came into this channel wonderin wats up
Dean314159265 (2:58:00 AM): to make fun of you, idiot.
Lady Vulpix G (2:58:01 AM): I was just about to ask that.
CferralX (2:58:02 AM): your life that pathetic
Dean314159265 (2:58:03 AM): anyways bbl
Dean314159265 (2:58:11 AM): "your life that pathetic"
Dean314159265 (2:58:18 AM): i'm not the one with a ****ing speech problem
Lady Vulpix G (2:58:30 AM): No, your problem is far worse.
LittlePikachuTPM (2:58:33 AM): I wonder why people get a kick out of insulting people who are too mature to waste their time arguing back.
Dean314159265 (2:58:33 AM): do you talk like that in real life
CferralX (2:58:45 AM): please..your the one coming online acting like the Queen of England barging in on a peaceful conversation
shazza4life (2:58:49 AM): everyone is fighting with ledian_x today
Dean314159265 (2:58:50 AM): hey i kind of wonder why you're a fat piece of ****.
CferralX (2:58:50 AM): that doesnt convern you
CferralX (2:58:52 AM): so back off
CferralX (2:59:05 AM): yes i meant concern
CferralX (2:59:07 AM): *****
Dean314159265 (2:59:14 AM): wow
Dean314159265 (2:59:20 AM): you rock ledian x
LittlePikachuTPM (2:59:21 AM): I don't wonder that, given that I'm human.
Lady Vulpix G (2:59:35 AM): Ok, that was enough from my side for now, so I'll just ignore Dean.
CferralX (2:59:36 AM): yeah so go brb

:rotfl::lol:

[Craig]

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=lol

Im sorry, but LOL is already in the dictionary.... :)

[Lady Vulpix]

And yet some more. Ummmm has been quite productive today.
(14:58:24) Lady Vulpix G: I've just been assigned a group of students to assess.
(14:58:36) Raven Adonis: lol
(14:58:48) Raven Adonis: I took the last 's' off of assess with my mind...
(14:58:54) Raven Adonis: had to reread it a couple of times
(14:59:00) Lady Vulpix G: O_O
(14:59:06) ChrisTheMaster 2: yeah me too
(14:59:13) Lady Vulpix G: Dirty mind playing tricks on you.
(14:59:17) Raven Adonis: lol
(14:59:27) Raven Adonis: you got that right
(14:59:32) Aipom of Doom: xD

[Sir Chris]

TheCrownedKnight: megahorn makes the women say "uh"
TheCrownedKnight: ;-)
Merenwen581: yes

kin-ky.

[Jay]

Feel free to contribute something amusing yourself rather than just complaining.
Actually they're all lame. Nothing seems to be funny in ummmm, and I don't blame anyone else who doesn't laugh at some of the lame attempts to be amusing, though, that is about the only thing that makes me laugh.

[abunaidesu]

most of them are inside jokes that don't make sense.

[The Muffin Man]

Yeah? Well YOU'RE an inside joke that doesn't make any sense!

[abunaidesu]

CraigTPM: thats how we deal with homeless people.. we just wait for winter
CraigTPM: D:

[shazza]

Yeah? Well YOU'RE an inside joke that doesn't make any sense!

Ummmm, what?

[Systematic Revolution]

Originally Posted by The Muffin Man
Yeah? Well YOU'RE an inside joke that doesn't make any sense!

lol speaking of not making any sense...

xSt Anger 1825x: lollerfag
CraigTPM: LOLLER****YOUFAGIHATE****NOYUOASDFLASDFSACOCKBITE
CraigTPM: COCKBITE
CraigTPM: COCKBITE


Anger management is (y)

:lemon: SR :lemon:

[abunaidesu]

PokeBeachWebsite: Yeah I have friends

LOLOL

[shazza]

LOLOLOL, Kiyone's wins the $10,000!! Close this ****ing thread now! :yes:

[Systematic Revolution]

Roflcoaster, that's the greatest quote in here, Steph

DarkVash2825: my eare hurts
xSt Anger 1825x: Ya know what that means, right?
DarkVash2825: no
xSt Anger 1825x: Cancer.
DarkVash2825: ...
DarkVash2825: because of my earring?
xSt Anger 1825x: I'm afraid so.
DarkVash2825: oh god

~SR

[The Muffin Man]

DarkVash2825: My head hurts....
Genius Forces: good
Genius Forces: take a gun and shoot yourself
Genius Forces: the pain will go away
DarkVash2825: I think you hate me but I'm not sure...

Oblivity should hurt.

[Kyl3]

assholes..

[Pyrusette]

Meh, I'll post one. Make of it what you will.

Pyrusette: DAMMIT, why doesn't anything funny happen in ummmm while I'm here?!
GiovanniTR316: it's all an elaborate scheme.
SpectreReaper: haha
Pyrusette: I thought so...
Genius Forces: haha this is awesome
GiovanniTR316: We say "Oh **** here comes Pyrusette! Hide the lawn gnoves and horny young teenage potato bugs!"
Genius Forces: nite is an admin
Pyrusette: lol
PokeBeachWebsite has left the room.
GiovanniTR316: and then we leap into the magical land of Narnia and all have sex with midget punk rockers.
Syberia X: hi pyrusette </late>
Pyrusette: lol
GiovanniTR316: BECAUSE IT'S A HUGE ****ING CONSPIRACY
GiovanniTR316: Oh ****, secrets out now./
SpectreReaper: o ****
Syberia X: Pyrusette: DAMMIT, why doesn't anything funny happen in ummmm while I'm here?! *smacks TMM in the face with a pie*

[Lady Vulpix]

I sometimes laugh at myself too...
Y o Y o 2 3 8: Mist still in charge?
Lady Vulpix G: Yes, she is.
Lady Vulpix G: And now there's an honor pluahis of her too.
Lady Vulpix G: *plushie
Lady Vulpix G: I don't know how that word got so deformed.
Y o Y o 2 3 8: speaking of deformed words, does "yiceuaj" actually mean something?
Lady Vulpix G: I don't know. I think I've seen it before, but I don't know if it means anything. I'll check.
Lady Vulpix G: The word's not even on Google. O_O
Lady Vulpix G: Where did you get it from? It reminds me of that random thing I once tried out when I was frustrated from seeing people post fake words at Lingo.
Y o Y o 2 3 8: that IS what you guessed
Y o Y o 2 3 8: lol
Y o Y o 2 3 8: thats why I asked
Lady Vulpix G: Oh! XD I guess that's why it reminded me of it.

[Pyrusette]

KusaJamey: btw -- will you marry yet pyro?
Pyrusette: Ok
Pyrusette: Bye bye
KusaJamey: KusaJamey: btw -- will you marry yet pyro?Pyrusette: Ok
Pyrusette: LOL
Pyrusette: You weren't talking to me
KusaJamey: I await consummation.
KusaJamey: yes I was
Pyrusette: You were talking to pyro... whoever that is.
KusaJamey: my nickname for you is pyro
KusaJamey: because it's so much cooler than pyru
Pyrusette: *straps on chastity belt*
KusaJamey: like kitty and katie
KusaJamey: *is a lockpick*
Pyrusette: *runs away*
KusaJamey: we're married
KusaJamey: it's okay now
KusaJamey: you don't need a chastity belt
Pyrusette: *runs away farther*
KusaJamey: anyways, Jews can't have sex
KusaJamey: EVER.
Pyrusette: Why?
KusaJamey: Becuase they have no nipples
KusaJamey: and sex isn't kosher
Pyrusette: Ok, now I want to prove you wrong.
Pyrusette: Wait... no.
PkmnMastr9049039: forget norway
PkmnMastr9049039: gtg
PkmnMastr9049039 has left the room.
PudgyPanda7: KusaJamey: like kitty and katie <------ look it's my name!
PudgyPanda7: i am awake!
Pyrusette: Okay!
KusaJamey: at an awkward time
KusaJamey: when some are going to sleep.
KusaJamey: but sex isn't kosher
Pyrusette: A platonic marriage?
KusaJamey: no
KusaJamey: most jews are unkosher
KusaJamey: did you ever wonder why rabbi were so wierd?
KusaJamey: they ain't havin sex.
KusaJamey: and they can't msaturbate.
KusaJamey: masturbate.
Pyrusette: Somehow I married Jamey. I'm going to go kill myself now.
PudgyPanda7: I must go, bai
KusaJamey: why?
PudgyPanda7 has left the room.
Pyrusette: Bye
Pyrusette: Ack
KusaJamey: Heh.
KusaJamey: You married me.
KusaJamey: and I await consummation.
Pyrusette: Let's just say Lord Montague is asleep.
KusaJamey: eh.
KusaJamey: he awakes.
KusaJamey: and he hungers.
Pyrusette: For your hand. Now go away.
KusaJamey: Actually, when I go away
KusaJamey: I do plan on doing that
KusaJamey: throwing some Kobe Tai in the VCR
KusaJamey: I mean
KusaJamey: you don't have a problem with that
KusaJamey: do you?
Pyrusette: *goes to look for an annulment*
KusaJamey: *connsumates it when you aren't looking*
KusaJamey: now it can't be annulled.
Pyrusette: While I'm not looking?
Pyrusette: Wft?
Pyrusette: *wtf
KusaJamey: you were looking for an annulment.
KusaJamey: so I consummated it while you were busy looking for that.
Pyrusette: Convo saved.
KusaJamey: o_O
KusaJamey: why?
Pyrusette: No reason...
KusaJamey: o_O
KusaJamey: why?
Pyrusette: So I can post it on TPM
KusaJamey: where?
KusaJamey: why?
KusaJamey: huh?
Pyrusette: Misc
KusaJamey: I demand royalties!

[pokemasterfrank]

Y o Y o 2 3 8 (8:04:46 PM): hey
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (8:04:49 PM): I'm bored
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (8:04:59 PM): anyone wanna do something we havent done in ages
pokemasterfrank (8:05:20 PM): what might that be? have an intellegent conversation?
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (8:05:37 PM): how about an intelligent orgy
pokemasterfrank (8:05:47 PM): We've never done that though :o
CraigTPM (8:05:48 PM): OMG ZAK NO
CraigTPM (8:05:50 PM): YOU'LL GET IN TROUBLE
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (8:06:00 PM): I'll get suspended
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (8:06:07 PM): but wait
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (8:06:12 PM): its an INTELLIGENT orgy

:o

[abunaidesu]

NinjaPNT510: I use to watch porno when I was ten :}

[Jay]

omg really funny kiyone!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

[abunaidesu]

omg yah LOL

[Jay]

This is from 'a chatroom' that I thought was really funny and I must post it !!! :lol: Especially when people took this so seriously.

I edited unimportant bits~

22:02| (Jay) what is pokemo
22:02| (Jay) n
22:02| (Jay) foc
22:02| (Ridley-X4) Jay: U dunno what pokemon is?!?!?!?!
22:02| (Jay) no
22:02| (Jay) can u tell me
22:02| (GroudonMaster) what
22:02| (Ridley-X4) Everyone here knows what pokemon is!
22:02| (ZenzenMyrmidon) XD
22:02| (Kimori) XD
22:02| (Jay) i dont
22:02| (GroudonMaster) duh
22:02| (Jay) plz tell me
22:03| (Jay) what is XD
22:03| (ZenzenMyrmidon) -_-
22:03| (Ridley-X4) Ok. Just look it up on your most used image search engine.
22:03| (ZenzenMyrmidon) XD
22:03| (Jay) is that googol??
22:03| (ZenzenMyrmidon) lol
22:03| (ZenzenMyrmidon) it's Google.
22:03| (Jay) o
22:03| (Jay) ok
22:04| (Ridley-X4) Jay: Tilt ur head to the left to see what XD means.
22:04| (ZenzenMyrmidon) lol
22:04| (Ridley-X4) XD is a smilie
22:04| (Jay) what is all this hentai on my screen!!!
22:04| (ZenzenMyrmidon) heh
22:04| (+Bluchu) o_o
22:04| (Jay) Ridley-X4: you, YOU!!!
22:04| (Ridley-X4) Oops.
22:04| (+Bluchu) because you put it there
22:04| (+Bluchu) :P
22:04| (Jay) oh XD
22:04| (Ridley-X4) Wtf?>
22:04| (Ridley-X4) >:|
22:04| (Jay) i did not
22:05| (Ridley-X4) Whoa, somthing definetly went wrong there.....
22:05| (Jay) bluchu
22:05| (+Bluchu) yeah?
22:05| (Jay) stop lying
22:05| (%Cayenne) ?
22:05| (Jay) i did not put hentai on my screen
22:05| (+Bluchu) I'm not
22:05| (+Bluchu) :P
22:05| (%Cayenne) lying>
22:05| (%Cayenne) ?
22:05| (+Bluchu) did too
22:05| (%Cayenne) Oo
22:05| (Jay) she said i put hentai on my screen
22:05| (Jay) SEE!!!!!
22:05| (Jay) mad2
22:05| (Ridley-X4) Whenever I look it up, there never is hentai....
22:05| (+Bluchu) XD
22:05| (Ridley-X4) Feel bad 4 u
22:05| (Jay) sux2bu
22:06| (Ridley-X4) I never would post hentai!
22:07| (Ridley-X4) Jay: I have no idea wtf happened...
22:07| (Ridley-X4) Don't blame me!
22:07| (Jay) i had hentain ALL OVER MY SCREEN
22:07| (Kimori) oh alright
22:07| (Kimori) So it just appered there Jay?
22:07| (Ridley-X4) Seiously! I have no idea!
22:07| (Jay) blame ridley and googol
22:08| (Ridley-X4) Do a safeseach...
22:08| (Jay) google oops
22:08| (Ridley-X4) Used advanced image search
22:08| (Jay) ok
22:08| (Ridley-X4) and select "Strict filtering"
22:08| (Jay) ok
22:08| (Ridley-X4) That oughta do it.
22:09| (Jay) what are these balls
22:09| (Jay) there is still HENTAI ON MY SCREEN
22:09| (Jay) there are two balls one red and white, one purple with an m on it
22:09| (Jay) i am going to murder you
22:10| (%Cayenne) Oo
22:10| (+Bluchu) XD
22:10| (Ridley-X4) WHat did i do?
22:10| (Jay) i used strict filtering and there is HENTAI ON MY SCREEN
22:10| (Jay) STILL
22:10| (Jay) that is it
22:10| (+Bluchu) you're looking for pokeballs?
22:10| (+Bluchu) why?
22:10| (Jay) good bye i am not coming back
22:10| (+Bluchu) o_o
Session Close: Sat May 22 22:10:28 2004

I got two IMs afterwards asking if I was kidding or not. :lol:

[Water Pokemon Master]

LOL, that is almost too funny to be true.

[abunaidesu]

not part of ummmm but i needed someone to post it :@

(09:35:31) <@kainashi> (Seether - Disclaimer - 11 - **** It) - (2:58@192kbps)
(09:39:14) <@kainashi> (Godsmack - Faceless - 07 - I ****ing Hate You) - (4:07@192kbps)
(09:39:25) <@xone> such h8
(09:39:39) <@xone> y r u so angry
(09:39:47) <@ghost> !mp3 Dr. Dre - **** YOU Featuring Devin a-k-a || 128 kbps - 44 khz - Stereo - 3:25
(09:40:06) <@Dean> **** YOU
(09:40:42) <@PMK> mp3[**** It (I Don't Want You Back)] artist[Eamon] album[I Don't Want You Back] info[03m48s@192kbps] genre[Hip-Hop]
(09:41:09) <@Dean> that song is the best ever
(09:41:23) <@xone> mp3: Jay-Z - Can I Get A **** You [192kbps/44khz/5:09]
(09:41:28) <@xone> since **** seems to be the theme
(09:41:42) <@xone> i will go along with it.
(09:41:42) <@kainashi> (Eamon - **** It (I Don't Want You Back)) - (3:48@192kbps)
(09:42:03) <@ghost> !mp3 DMX - **** Y'All || 192 kbps - 44 khz - Stereo - 3:43
(09:43:13) <@kainashi> (Frankee - **** You Right Back) - (3:22@191kbps(vbr))
(09:43:49) <@xone> mp3: 2Pac - **** Em All (Feat the Outlawz) [192kbps/44khz/4:25]
(09:44:36) <@kainashi> new theme: hell
(09:44:55) <@kainashi> (AC DC - Back In Black - 01 - Hells Bells) - (5:12@192kbps)
(09:45:03) <@Vega> (Radiohead - In Limbo | 320 kbps - 44 khz - Stereo - 3:31)
(09:45:10) <@xone> mp3: AC-DC - Highway To Hell (Live) [192kbps/44khz/3:59]
(09:45:11) * kainashi sets mode: +b *!*bk4ch@*.slapping.you
(09:45:11) * Vega was kicked by kainashi ([Kick:4870])

[Water Pokemon Master]

That is very annoying to read, too many asterisks and computerish cody stuff.

[abunaidesu]

then shut up and deal with it.

[kainashi]

finally, some humor. 8)

[Chris]

john wins this round, but the war isn't over 8)

[Water Pokemon Master]

I think that Jay should win this round. His was much funnier. :)

[abunaidesu]

I think that Jay should win this round. His was much funnier. :)

i think you should go to www.downloadalife.com

[Water Pokemon Master]

No thank you, I have one unlike you.

[abunaidesu]

d00d i do have a life i got one when i popped out of my mommy :mad:

[abunaidesu]

(03:07:14) <@Dean`> who is a fag
(03:07:16) <@Dean`> i dont like fags
(03:07:22) <@para> reape4r
(03:07:25) <@para> er cibe
(03:07:26) <@steph> so you dont like yourself?

[kainashi]

Tariena Merenwen: I was like 'I've seen matrix 2, they have a sex scene, so why can't I??? 8(
Tariena Merenwen: *erm go see it
Tariena Merenwen: LOL
kainashi86: haha

silly sam. :lol:

[abunaidesu]

shut up kainashi

[Angel Blossom]

And you people say I make intentional mistakes. :lol: :notfunny: To decrease the spamminess..


(11:29:49 AM) You have just entered room "ummmm."
firerose1146 (11:30:04 AM): the latest quote at the nuthouse sux, so intentional :-(
Genius Forces (11:30:14 AM): he obviously wants her
Genius Forces (11:30:38 AM): why are you home so early
firerose1146 (11:30:47 AM): stayed home
firerose1146 (11:30:51 AM): .. why are you here
Genius Forces (11:30:53 AM): um
Genius Forces (11:30:55 AM): left early ^_~

[Crystal Mew]

Actually Kris, I was talking to John about seeing Troy..and how I'm not allowed to because there is "sex scenes and nudity" in it. So I was telling John that I watched the matrix...and yeah, it wasn't intentional :wave:

[kainashi]

BlkRoseImmortal5: uh oh
BlkRoseImmortal5: this might not work out
BlkRoseImmortal5: my balls are too big
kainashi86: ...

:no:

[Darkmaster Kagemusha]

<Scorpie> The internet is on crack!
<Scorpie> x_X
<Apathy> Will it share?

<Amuro-Ray> Quickly my children.
<Amuro-Ray> Whip out your lack-of-intelligence ray guns.
<Amuro-Ray> And shoot yourselves with them.
<Amuro-Ray> :)
<Apathy> ;)
* Apathy whips out said gun.
* Apathy shoots Amuro with it.
* Apathy reloads.
* Apathy fires again.
* Amuro-Ray shows that he is lack-of-intelligence resistant.
<Apathy> Lies!
<Amuro-Ray> Counter-lies!
<Apathy> Counter the Counter-Lies!
<Amuro-Ray> Truths.
<Apathy> Truths?
<Amuro-Ray> Indeed.
<Apathy> Truths are only lies.
<Amuro-Ray> Then my lies are true.
<Apathy> They're lies that cannot be proven.

[Lady Vulpix]

(13:04:17) Genius Forces: </end>
(13:06:07) Lady Vulpix G: </end>? Is that the end of the end?
(13:06:13) Genius Forces: no
(13:06:14) Genius Forces: its the end
(13:06:15) Genius Forces: of the end
(13:07:20) Genius Forces: beginning of the end of the end
(13:07:23) Genius Forces: the end of the end of the end
(13:07:49) Genius Forces left the room.

[Darkmaster Kagemusha]

Be warned, some of these are quite...f*cked up

<baka> my computer is at school...and it's going to be sent home...
<baka> i hope
<baka> :/
<Cloud> .......................................
<Cloud> no.
<Cloud> they stole it.
<Cloud> it's lost forever.
<baka> ...nah...
<Cloud> hahahahaha.
<baka> o.O;
<Cloud> soon it will be loaded with porn by your teachers.
<baka> er...
<Cloud> it was already loaded with porn... wasnt it?
<baka> ...
<baka> oh yeah...damn...i hope they don't find it!
<baka> :X
<Cloud> lol
<baka> if they do...they might confiscate it ...and download the porn onto their own computers!! THATS ILLEGAL! ITS STEALING!

<Darks> Ðark§ PrØ (Quote 15): {@FedX}How much salt can I eat before I die?

<Darks> Ðark§ PrØ (Quote 9): (Cloud) OMG DUDE (Cloud) gunz (Cloud) guess what (gunz) what? (Cloud) can i borrow a dollar? (gunz) umm. (gunz) NO (Cloud) why? (gunz) no (Cloud) go out and work the streets

<Darks> Ðark§ PrØ (Quote 10): (Terra) CLOUD! (Terra) KYLE TRIED TO RAPE ME! (Cloud) ??? (Terra) no. (Terra) i'm kidding. (Terra) it's the coffee. (Terra) i just had coffee. (Terra) with lots sugar.

<baka> hm...i must create more quotes! Better! Faster! More efficent! I SHALL THEN BE TITLED AS THE GREAT "Quoth-sayer"


<baka> but you promised me that orgy...
<terra> oh right.
<terra> wanna do it now?
<terra> ok.
<baka> :( how will this work out if he doesn't know?
* terra gives baka that orgy she promised.
<baka> but but...
<baka> you said Cloud would be there...
<baka> ;-;
<Cloud> HAHA
* baka cries
<baka> YOU LIED TO ME!
<Cloud> i'm busy "pushing" with xzi...
* Cloud snickerz.
<baka> i'll never give you oral sex, ever again!
<terra> nooooo!
<baka> or...at least...not in the next 5 minutes
<terra> baka!
<terra> fine!
<terra> cloud, wanna join our orgy?
<baka> you mean, my threats work?!
<Cloud> yeah, sure...
<baka> YAY!
<terra> ok.
<baka> come, my pidgeons
* baka smirks
* Cloud looks around.
<baka> lets go into the back room and do..."naughty" things
<Cloud> what pidgeons?
<terra> wait....
<baka> does it matter?!
<terra> no orgy!!!
<baka> WHAT?!
<baka> WTF?!
* terra hides cloud in a closet.
<terra> he's all for me!
<baka> HOW CAN YOU DENY ME THIS RIGHT!
<baka> YOU PROMISED!
<terra> nobody else touches him :(
<terra> maybe with someone else!
<baka> bad terrasess....bad...bad. we don't likes the bad bad terrasess...noo...
<baka> ....;-;
<baka> but i want it with Cloud
<terra> never!
<baka> you said CLOUD would be!
* baka cries
<Cloud> Darks can substitute.
<Cloud> terra can come in the closet with me.
<baka> NO!
<baka> NO!
<baka> NO!
<baka> that's it.
<baka> i'm going to sleep now >:(
<baka> you've made me sad
<terra> aww.
<terra> sorry!
<baka> i'm serious...
<terra> why???
<baka> because you won't give me the orgy you promised
<baka> and i'm really really tired

<Cloud> why do you think parents have kids?
<Cloud> it's free slavery d=)

<Darks> Ðark§ PrØ (Quote 50): •(Darks)• you know sometimes i wonder... if you were stranded on a island and you had to choose from a horse or a cow to repopulate the whole earth what would it be •(Shadowjester)• id pick i cow because i already tried a horse •(@FeDX)• lmfao eww you sick ****

[Lady Vulpix]

TheFridgeMan0wns: I just found out it's not a good idea to use the bathroom at 2 AM in the morning during winter when you forget your pants. It's damned cold.

[kainashi]

[3:20pm] <@dr_steelix> guys
[3:20pm] <@dr_steelix> a beatle just landed on my keyboard
[3:20pm] <@dr_steelix> and it fell down
[3:20pm] <@kurai> damn
[3:20pm] <@dr_steelix> between the keys
[3:20pm] <@dr_steelix> :---(
[3:20pm] <@kurai> was it ringo

:lol:

[abunaidesu]

*dr_steelix* <Kiyone> teacher's pet is a terrible show also
*dr_steelix* i had some gay hentai thingy called teacher's pet in soulseek !
*dr_steelix* but i got tired of waiting for it
*dr_steelix* so i exited

[Cferra]

Lords Archangel (6:43:01 PM): where does amanda live?
ChrisTheMaster 2 (6:43:09 PM): :-*
Aipom of Doom (6:43:12 PM): "amanda"?
blkroseimmortal5 (6:43:13 PM): wow look at that eye
LittlePikachuTPM (6:43:19 PM): In a closet under my stairs.
Lords Archangel (6:43:23 PM): asharris
Lords Archangel (6:43:26 PM): lol
LittlePikachuTPM (6:43:27 PM): That's where all the ex-mods live.
Aipom of Doom (6:43:28 PM): in ASBland
Lords Archangel (6:43:32 PM): hey
Simon0dewhursT (6:44:05 PM): Chris that eye is saying you are ready to explode and kill things
CferralX (6:44:06 PM): yeah! it's cold down here!
CferralX (6:44:09 PM): give us food!
Lords Archangel (6:44:13 PM): hey christ, he-master! you do HTML?
Simon0dewhursT (6:44:13 PM): Look at the blood vessels!
CferralX (6:44:14 PM): Damian and I are getting hungry
LittlePikachuTPM (6:44:16 PM): Quit your whining!
CferralX (6:44:21 PM): and Stevolteon keeps poking me!
Lords Archangel (6:44:27 PM): XD

[M1ND G4ME]

More Bagging on Brian, hey that rhymed!

Deck Knight: Popularity is for dorks.
Merenwen581: thats what the un-popular kids always say


Whee

[Craig]

in an attempt to see whether WPM was actually 15 or not


CraigTPM (4:01:52 AM): wpm
PokeBeachWebsite (4:01:57 AM): What?
CraigTPM (4:02:02 AM): there is 1 thing that will decide
CraigTPM (4:02:08 AM): whether or not you are really how old you say you are
CraigTPM (4:02:34 AM): wpm
CraigTPM (4:02:39 AM): this is a very important question
CraigTPM (4:02:46 AM): did some hair grow where it didn't before yet
PokeBeachWebsite (4:02:51 AM): ..........
*pause*
CraigTPM (4:02:57 AM): be honest
*pause*
PokeBeachWebsite (4:03:04 AM): No duh, thats what happens when you go through puberty
PokeBeachWebsite (4:03:29 AM): Would you like me to list the places it grew? ;-)
PokeBeachWebsite (4:03:32 AM): lol
CraigTPM (4:03:40 AM): go for it
PokeBeachWebsite (4:03:43 AM): o_O
PokeBeachWebsite (4:03:55 AM): Armpits, private part
PokeBeachWebsite (4:03:57 AM): lol
CraigTPM (4:04:40 AM): more specific of private part plz, this is the most important stage. This isn't ****ing church just say
PokeBeachWebsite (4:04:58 AM): What do you mean more specific?
CraigTPM (4:05:07 AM): like
PokeBeachWebsite (4:05:08 AM): As in what happens to it?
CraigTPM (4:05:11 AM): no
CraigTPM (4:05:13 AM): where on it
PokeBeachWebsite (4:05:17 AM): around it
CraigTPM (4:05:20 AM): and
CraigTPM (4:05:23 AM): anywhere else?
PokeBeachWebsite (4:05:24 AM): and what?
PokeBeachWebsite (4:05:29 AM): Umm, no
CraigTPM (4:05:30 AM): ONLY around it
CraigTPM (4:05:32 AM): okay
PokeBeachWebsite (4:05:34 AM): Oh
PokeBeachWebsite (4:05:37 AM): and on the ball thingies
PokeBeachWebsite (4:05:38 AM): lol
CraigTPM (4:05:46 AM): okay, thats all
CraigTPM (4:05:48 AM): right
Merenwen581 (4:05:57 AM): rofl
*later*
PokeBeachWebsite (4:07:58 AM): There, now I have proved myself, so stop thinking I'm a little kids, ok?
PudgyPanda7 (4:08:18 AM): what about face ...?
PokeBeachWebsite (4:08:23 AM): Not yet
PokeBeachWebsite (4:08:24 AM): lol
PudgyPanda7 (4:08:25 AM): 11!
Merenwen581 (4:08:59 AM): legs
Merenwen581 (4:09:02 AM): ?
PokeBeachWebsite (4:09:23 AM): Everyone has hair there
PokeBeachWebsite (4:09:13 AM): What do you mean legs?
PokeBeachWebsite (4:09:41 AM): unless you mean there is more when you go through it o_O


operation "is WPM really 15?" accomplished.
verdict: Unknown.

edit:

CraigTPM (4:12:53 AM): http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?p=470543#post470543
PokeBeachWebsite (4:13:03 AM): OMG
PokeBeachWebsite (4:13:07 AM): You didnt
CraigTPM (4:13:09 AM): pwned

[Water Pokemon Master]

I'll give you UNKNOWN when I bash your head in, then you'll really know. Posting that was not cool, especially since kids come here.

[Craig]

I'll give you UNKNOWN when I bash your head in,

Quoted for truth. Please don't threaten me with physical assault.


:D

[cd]

:rolleyes:

[Systematic Revolution]

Craig posted that at my request, I rule :lemon: thx Craig you rule too. Good job at totally pwnazzlin' WPM.

~SR

[Water Pokemon Master]

He did not pwn me. Unless you are blind or are an idiot, you can see that I proved to him that I am 15.

Why am I even trying to defend myself? Why do I even care if you guys don't think I'm 15?

Even if you guys think I am under 15, that just means that you guys are old and I am young. :yes:

[The Muffin Man]

He did not pwn me. Unless you are blind or are an idiot, you can see that I proved to him that I am 15.

Why am I even trying to defend myself? Why do I even care if you guys don't think I'm 15?

Even if you guys think I am under 15, that just means that you guys are old and I am young. :yes:

You didn't even use the scientifically accepted word "testies" "testicles" or "sac"...For gods sake, you called them BALL thingies. I think Craig did indeed pwnazzle you.

Now quit making threats of physical harm. Mommy might spank you for that.

[Craig]

Y o Y o 2 3 8 (3:57:52 AM): I could have sworn lightning just struck the house
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (3:58:35 AM): I must have commited a really bad sin
Merenwen581 (3:58:38 AM): o_o
Merenwen581 (3:58:45 AM): yeah like........
Merenwen581 (3:58:49 AM): did you eat bacon??

note: Zak is jewish.
LMAO

PudgyPanda7 (4:00:10 AM): I ran face first into a door last night 8-)

[Katie]

PudgyPanda7 (4:00:10 AM): I ran face first into a door last night 8-)
it was dark :mad2: :(

~Katie

[Andrew]

That's what all the girls who suffer from domestic abuse claim their black eyes came from..

[Katie]

shhh

~Katie

[Syberia]

Originally posted by Water Pokemon Master:
Posting that was not cool, especially since kids come here.
Yeah, especially you :wave:.

[The Muffin Man]

it was dark :mad2: :(

~Katie

:< KT, Does Dean hit you?

[Sach I. Weirdo]

Yeah, especially you :wave:.

In the words of michael kelso from "that 70's show" played by ashton kurcher...

BURN!

dood you were just pwned by kyle. you need to shutup and stop insulting yourself by speaking.

[Animelee]

wow omg u guyz r so kewl for picking on wpm :jump: :jump: :jump: i want 2 b juz liek u when i gro up givin bjz 4 $$$ to support mai 10 kidz! cuz u seem 2 b heading (lolz) on da rite track

*** lol!

[The Muffin Man]

wow omg u guyz r so kewl for picking on wpm :jump: :jump: :jump: i want 2 b juz liek u when i gro up givin bjz 4 $$$ to support mai 10 kidz cuz u seem 2 b heading (lolz) on da rite track

See, you were redeeming yourself at PA until you had to post this.

[Animelee]

No, I really think it's cool that you like to pick on other people! Picking on others on a Pokémon board makes you all so cool!

[Zak]

Cut it, children.

~Zak

[The Muffin Man]

No, I really think it's cool that you like to pick on other people! Picking on others on a Pokémon board makes you all so cool!

I know that. But you didn't have to sound like you were insulting everyone for not liking somebody and trying to convey the message that we don't like them when they seem to be in denial.

[Animelee]

If someone asked you which parts of your body has hair, as a way to prove your age, would you sit back and take it? Why shouldn't I insult everyone who's insulted WPM, for? You ask me not to sound like I was insulting everyone when they're insulting someone else for no reason -- that totally makes sense.

If this was Penny Arcade, or Azure Heights, then I wouldn't interfere, because those places are meant for people who like insulting others. When you go to places like that, you have to prepare for insults, and you shouldn't complain when you are insulted. I'm just surprised that we allow this at PokéMasters. I mean, it's okay to insult someone when they deserve it (being racist/sexist, flaming), but has WPM really done anything to you guys, or do you just like making yourselves look tough by picking on a specific person? And maybe his parents monitor his online activites, which is why he was reluctant to say "testicles"?

If you guys don't like him, then ignore him. I don't know why you have to constantly pick on him.

[/flame bait]

[Water Pokemon Master]

Thanks for defending me Animelee. :) To tell you the truth, it is sort of my fault for even ever answering Craig's questions. I should have simply ignored him, but I walked right into his trap. After all, I know I am 15, so that's all that matters. I couldn't care less by what people thought of me anymore.

I realize now that people act differently on the internet for many different reasons, and that if they were to say the things they do here in real-life, they would get into real trouble. I mean, if you were to say in a public building to someone else aloud “Go eat my ****,” there is no way people would consider that to not be something bad. However, people on the internet can get away with anything they want, and unfortunately, society has sunk to a new low. In the old days, if you were to even mention sex, that would be like raping someone out in the public. Our generation has gotten so bad, that cussing is common, it is common to talk of adult things, and that almost every word has a double, dirty meaning, while all are thought of as okay. I was brought up in a very protected house where I did not know any of the adult words you guys know. "Butt" was even a bad word for us to say, and if we said any bad words, we would get into a lot of trouble. I for one am glad I was brought up in a Christian house where my parents didn’t drink or do anything that the parents you hear about all the time do on the news. Can’t say the same for you guys.

I am an outcast on the internet because I am not an evil person like you people are. In real life, people like me because I am a genuinely good person who doesn’t need to cuss or have a filthy mouth. But here, at a Pokemon message board, you people have to make fun of me. You know why I think you guys do this? In real life, you probably are social outcasts. You get picked on constantly, and on the internet, you go and bash other people around because that is what others do to you in real life. This may be the case for some of you, but for others, I think you just do it to look cool to everyone else.

Anyways, I have tried to have this thread locked or deleted since all it is, is "Post something here from someone and make fun of them." I am sick of having to ask the mods to do something against it. It is a very malicious thread, yet they continue to let it stay open. If flaming goes on in any other thread, it is locked, but this one continues to stay open.

Now, I don't like how people are continously bashing me in here, so I am asking for this thread to be locked, or maybe even deleted. I do not like being made fun of constantly by jerks who get their thrills by doing so. If the mods do not lock this, I will seriously be questioning what they have been drinking. (no offense)

[Zak]

Actually, Animelee and WPM, unfortunately TPM's Misc IS kinda like Penny Arcade and Azure Heights in that way, unfortunately. I know it's a Pokemon board, and I don't blame either of you for thinking this. Although unlike message boards like SPP, TPM has evolved from a Pokemon forum to a teen hangout place full of Pokemon fans and ex Pokemon fans that stay for the sake of the community, given that most of the vets are still around yet too used to the place to leave. Sure, little kids are welcome here, its just we dont see too many anymore.


There are certain morons who say TPM is dead because people don't post in fear of being banned. If anything, it would be because people are afraid to post in fear of being flamed. And it's mainly the people responsible for that problem that have the witchhunting theory. Interesting :rolleyes:.

Also WPM, calm down. You're not the only one who gets bashed in this topic. A LOT of people in Ummmm get quotes from them in here, and compared to ones I've seen... well, this certainly is in the top, but there were a few worse ones, and the people were able to be a man and take a joke. I know I've said some embarrassing things that would probably be along that level, and you could probably find them by searching the thread. Maybe read from page one, and see how other people have been picked on for quotes, and it later died down as the subject changed.


Plus, Mike, why do you insist on ignoring my post above? Maybe you posted at the same time as me, but if you intentionally ignored it and insisted on continuing the arguement, then I'm afraid I'll have to give you a warning. Now you're probably wondering why not Animelee, and before you say anything, I'd have said the same to him if he ignored my post and posted after me.
Now to Animelee: If anyone posts to deliberately ignore me, then DONT REACT TO IT.

Although now that you brought up an interesting point, I think something better be done about this thread. Closing it may be a bit harsh, but I think it should have some limits, given the chaos it's causing. So for now, please let go of discussing WPM subject and post more quotes as you see fit, while I discuss the matters of this thread with the Misc mods, other smods, and admins and see what can be done.


~Zak

[shazza]

Misc is alot like Azure Heights, we like to have fun insulting each other, and we should more often as it is fun. Get used to it.

[Zak]

Misc is alot like Azure Heights, we like to have fun insulting each other, and we should more often as it is fun. Get used to it.

Maybe so, but I was referring to this topic. Not the entirity of Misc. I don't care if Misc is like Azure Heights. There's a difference between the type that you're referring to, and the type that tends to get topics closed usually.

~Zak

[Animelee]

I'm sorry to drag this on even further, but there's a difference between friendly poking, like at a celebrity roast, and schoolyard-like insult circles.

I dread the day we end up like this (http://www.math.miami.edu/~jam/azure/forum/tuff/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=8;t=008268), or this (http://www.math.miami.edu/~jam/azure/forum/tuff/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=8;t=008232).

[Syberia]

*goes and signs up at Azure*

[kainashi]

I'm sorry to drag this on even further, but there's a difference between friendly poking, like at a celebrity roast, and schoolyard-like insult circles.

I dread the day we end up like this (http://www.math.miami.edu/~jam/azure/forum/tuff/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=8;t=008268), or this (http://www.math.miami.edu/~jam/azure/forum/tuff/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=8;t=008232).first one is alright, second one sucks. :(

fake edit: lol 420 time to get high. :lol:

[Sach I. Weirdo]

PBW and animelee, STFU. that topic is over. new quotes please.

[CaptainDean]

[4:40:06pm] <b33p-b33p-[gYaLiE]> summit landed in my garden this morning!!!!!
[4:40:27pm] <b33p-b33p-[gYaLiE]> david beckhams penalty!!!

[Kris]

[4:40:06pm] <b33p-b33p-[gYaLiE]> summit landed in my garden this morning!!!!!
[4:40:27pm] <b33p-b33p-[gYaLiE]> david beckhams penalty!!!

Pure brilliance!

[Syberia]

kainashi86: i'm free balling guys
Kuro Denryuu: I was going to but it scared me too much :<

[CaptainDean]

SapphireDewgong (7:46:18 PM): *poke*
SapphireDewgong (7:46:59 PM): Dude
SapphireDewgong (7:47:00 PM): >>
SapphireDewgong (7:50:46 PM): *poke poke*
Dean314159265 (8:34:17 PM): hi there
SapphireDewgong (8:34:21 PM): Ah
Dean314159265 (8:34:25 PM): what's up?
SapphireDewgong (8:34:37 PM): I wanted to ask why you stole my topic from SPP? O_o
Dean314159265 (8:35:06 PM): because i felt like it :-)
SapphireDewgong (8:35:12 PM): Dude
SapphireDewgong (8:35:16 PM): Don't steal O_o
SapphireDewgong (8:35:22 PM): And like, it was totally obvious >>
SapphireDewgong (8:35:34 PM): So just don't, kthx x_X
Dean314159265 (8:35:39 PM): that was the whole point
SapphireDewgong (8:35:46 PM): Stealing?
SapphireDewgong (8:35:49 PM): o_o
Dean314159265 (8:36:06 PM): yes
Dean314159265 (8:36:10 PM): do you have a problem with that?
SapphireDewgong (8:36:18 PM): Uh, yes?
Dean314159265 (8:36:25 PM): ?? why?
SapphireDewgong (8:37:01 PM): Coz you took all my hard work and did a terrible job of butchering it for TPM. And like... I've heard from others that you're always an ass like that so I'm just assuming it's your way of being a dick. o_o
Dean314159265 (8:37:13 PM): that's rather harsh
Dean314159265 (8:37:14 PM): :-(
Dean314159265 (8:37:17 PM): what have i ever done to you
SapphireDewgong (8:37:38 PM): Stole my thread? >>
Dean314159265 (8:38:01 PM): what on earth are you talking about?
SapphireDewgong (8:38:35 PM): ...You copied my thread word for word except changed anything SPP related (most of it... bad job on the nominations, sweetie.)
Dean314159265 (8:38:51 PM): huh?
Dean314159265 (8:38:54 PM): i have done no such thing
SapphireDewgong (8:38:57 PM): Dude
SapphireDewgong (8:38:59 PM): You did
SapphireDewgong (8:39:05 PM): You even admitted to it
SapphireDewgong (8:39:09 PM): You suck at lying o_O
Dean314159265 (8:39:40 PM): what in gods name has possessed you to commit such heinous slander against my good name?
SapphireDewgong (8:40:03 PM): Good name my ass, everyone I consulted told me that you're a stupid goat ****er o_o
Dean314159265 (8:40:25 PM): :'(
Dean314159265 (8:40:35 PM): why are you using foul language
Dean314159265 (8:40:39 PM): what have i done to deserve this
Dean314159265 (8:40:41 PM): i don't even know you
SapphireDewgong (8:40:44 PM): Coz I'm pissed off and because you stole?
SapphireDewgong (8:40:54 PM): No, but I'm sure you saw my name on top of that thread.
Dean314159265 (8:41:03 PM): what thread?
Dean314159265 (8:41:13 PM): i do not sew, thank you very much
SapphireDewgong (8:41:19 PM): Wow, you suck at playing dumb too o_o
SapphireDewgong (8:41:26 PM): And that was the dryest wit I ever saw ^_^
Dean314159265 (8:41:30 PM): who are you???
Dean314159265 (8:41:38 PM): if you don't tell me who you are i'm going to block you
SapphireDewgong (8:41:54 PM): *points to her screen name*
Dean314159265 (8:43:03 PM): you're a girl?
SapphireDewgong (8:43:10 PM): Uh, yeah.
Dean314159265 (8:43:19 PM): why are you listed as a couple with Crystal Mew then?
Dean314159265 (8:43:21 PM): are you a lesbian?
SapphireDewgong (8:43:36 PM): Because you put me there because you're a stupid horse ****er O_o
SapphireDewgong (8:43:43 PM): Dude, I don't care if you block me, because you're still a stupid goat ****er and you still stole my thread and everyone still thinks you're an asshat o_.;;
Dean314159265 (8:43:50 PM): why i never!
Dean314159265 (8:43:54 PM): this is ludicrous
Dean314159265 (8:44:01 PM): i don't even know who you are and you're slandering my good name
SapphireDewgong (8:44:23 PM): You do not have a good name and I believe it's true, sweetie O_o
Dean314159265 (8:44:31 PM): who ARE you?
SapphireDewgong (8:44:47 PM): *pokes at her screen name AGAIN*
Dean314159265 (8:44:58 PM): i don't understand
SapphireDewgong (8:45:07 PM): ...
SapphireDewgong (8:45:24 PM): It means that maybe you should look at my screen name o_o
Dean314159265 (8:45:29 PM): ??
Dean314159265 (8:45:32 PM): who are you?
Dean314159265 (8:45:36 PM): why are you messaging me
Dean314159265 (8:45:40 PM): i don't understand at all
Dean314159265 (8:45:41 PM): :-(
SapphireDewgong (8:45:57 PM): Wow, you totally suck at playing dumb o_o
Dean314159265 (8:46:11 PM): why are you making faces at me?
Dean314159265 (8:46:14 PM): what have i ever done to you?
SapphireDewgong (8:46:16 PM): I believe you were dropped on the head a few times too many as a kid or something. XP
SapphireDewgong (8:46:25 PM): Stole my thread and acted like a dumbass o_o
Dean314159265 (8:46:33 PM): WHAT THREAD??
Dean314159265 (8:46:36 PM): you're driving me insane
SapphireDewgong (8:47:07 PM): No, you're just acting like an idiot
SapphireDewgong (8:47:15 PM): The award thread you totally stole from me O_o
Dean314159265 (8:47:23 PM): WHAT THREAD?
Dean314159265 (8:47:28 PM): why are you accusing me of this?
Dean314159265 (8:47:31 PM): i don't even know who you are
SapphireDewgong (8:48:04 PM): Dude
SapphireDewgong (8:48:07 PM): I told you
SapphireDewgong (8:48:10 PM): Three ****ing times ^_^
SapphireDewgong (8:48:21 PM): And does TPM Awards 2004 sound familiar?
Dean314159265 (8:48:30 PM): what on earth are you talking about?
SapphireDewgong (8:48:35 PM): Yeah, I thought so.
Dean314159265 (8:48:40 PM): why are you using this harsh language?
SapphireDewgong (8:48:47 PM): Because you're an asshat ^_~
Dean314159265 (8:48:52 PM): i don't understand
Dean314159265 (8:48:55 PM): i don't even know who you are
Dean314159265 (8:49:00 PM): you just messaged me and started insulting me
SapphireDewgong (8:49:02 PM): You don't understand that you're an asshat?
SapphireDewgong (8:49:11 PM): I told you why, or perhaps it's selective hearing, sweetie.
SapphireDewgong (8:49:40 PM): You stole my award thread, and I wanted to tell you not to do it again, but since you obviously didn't take me seriously, I decided to rub it in a bit.
Dean314159265 (8:49:49 PM): what on earth are you talking about?
SapphireDewgong (8:50:05 PM): Wow
SapphireDewgong (8:50:12 PM): You really ARE a stupid goat ****er O_o
Dean314159265 (8:50:22 PM): ??
Dean314159265 (8:50:25 PM): what have i ever done to you
Dean314159265 (8:50:29 PM): why are you using that language?
SapphireDewgong (8:50:36 PM): Really.
SapphireDewgong (8:50:52 PM): What's your IQ?
Dean314159265 (8:51:02 PM): i'm asking the questions here.
SapphireDewgong (8:51:03 PM): Cause you're not really endearing yourself to me right now in terms of that.
SapphireDewgong (8:51:06 PM): Oh ho ho.
SapphireDewgong (8:51:09 PM): Big shot.
Dean314159265 (8:51:10 PM): who are you?
SapphireDewgong (8:51:15 PM): Dude
SapphireDewgong (8:51:22 PM): Ever think of looking at my screen name?
Dean314159265 (8:51:31 PM): what in gods name are you talking about?
SapphireDewgong (8:51:45 PM): I answered your questions, you're just being an idiot x_.
Dean314159265 (8:51:52 PM): why are you attacking me
Dean314159265 (8:52:12 PM): i've had enough of this
Dean314159265 (8:52:13 PM): goodbye.

[GreenShirT]

[4:40:06pm] <b33p-b33p-[gYaLiE]> summit landed in my garden this morning!!!!!
[4:40:27pm] <b33p-b33p-[gYaLiE]> david beckhams penalty!!!


Someone at work told me that last week too ;o

[Indecent Exposure]

Before reading that post, I'd always been indifferent towards Dean. Now he is my hero.

I am now a supporter of the Dean for Supermod '04 campaign.

SapphireDewgong (8:50:52 PM): What's your IQ?
Dean314159265 (8:51:02 PM): i'm asking the questions here.

Sheer genius. Anybody can play dumb while somebody accuses them, few can do it with such style.

[abunaidesu]

Before reading that post, I'd always been indifferent towards Dean. Now he is my hero.

I am now a supporter of the Dean for Supermod '04 campaign.

SapphireDewgong (8:50:52 PM): What's your IQ?
Dean314159265 (8:51:02 PM): i'm asking the questions here.

Sheer genius. Anybody can play dumb while somebody accuses them, few can do it with such style.

dean is fashionably stupid 8)

[bme]

I am now a supporter of the Dean for Supermod '04 campaign.
I agree wholeheartly. If you're going to elect a new mod, might as well be one with the best gimmick. :)

[Syberia]

Forget supermod, Dean for president! :yes:

[phaedrus]

Forget supermod, Dean for president! :yes:

posting in agreement for the hell of it. time to take out that bush-cheney banner in your sig and replace it with Dean4pres4eva!

[Sach I. Weirdo]

dean is fashionably stupid 8)

so we want a stupid supermod??? oh that makes real sense :nut: :lol:

-----

Sacherry Weirdo: you tried showing off online by taking a picture of yourself. down there.
Dean314159265: sure
Dean314159265: why wouldn't i
Sacherry Weirdo: cause its small
Dean314159265: right

or we can vote for him cause we feel sorry for him being small in the pants.

nah i prefer intelligence to fashionable stupidity. Sorry Dean, beggars don't get anywhere

[Animelee]

So does anyone even know what that SapphireDewgong person is talking about?

[The Muffin Man]

So does anyone even know what that SapphireDewgong person is talking about?

She's an idiot. It's OK.

[kainashi]

blkroseimmortal5: lol.. i pulled another good one earlier
blkroseimmortal5: the internet cord magically disconnected itself for like 10/15 minutes :[
kainashi86: haha
kainashi86: so that is where you went huh
blkroseimmortal5: yeah
blkroseimmortal5: i was sitting there thinking "usually it doesn't disconnect for this long..." and then i realised i better check
blkroseimmortal5: and sure enough
blkroseimmortal5: ^^;;

(can't tell she's blonde, can you?) :nut:

[Sach I. Weirdo]

Nice way to describe your gf. anyways i give this a ROFL.

[phaedrus]

haha, stupid her 8)

[kainashi]

haha, stupid her 8):stupid: :rocket:

[Craig]

PokeBeachWebsite: Cyndaquil!
PokeBeachWebsite: Cyndaaaaaaaaaaa
PokeBeachWebsite: QUIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The OzAndy: WPM, do you speak like the pokemon in real life?
The OzAndy: So you go and say like 'CyNDAQUIL!" when you're reading or something
The OzAndy: And you try to sound like the anime characters
PokeBeachWebsite: No
PokeBeachWebsite: Sometimes I sing the Clefairy song, though

[Water Pokemon Master]

My conversation with a bot:

PokeBeachWebsite [12:19 AM]: Pokemon
SmarterChild [12:19 AM]: Yeah? What about Pokemon?
PokeBeachWebsite [12:20 AM]: It rules
SmarterChild [12:20 AM]: What is it, exactly?
PokeBeachWebsite [12:20 AM]: An Anime
SmarterChild [12:20 AM]: Oh yeah? It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like an anime.

PokeBeachWebsite [12:20 AM]: Pokemon
SmarterChild [12:20 AM]: Who's Pokemon?
PokeBeachWebsite [12:20 AM]: Not a who, a what
SmarterChild [12:20 AM]: No? Not a who a what? Why not?
PokeBeachWebsite [12:20 AM]: Stop copying me > : (
SmarterChild [12:20 AM]: I'm not sure if I can stop copying you...
PokeBeachWebsite [12:20 AM]: :o
SmarterChild [12:20 AM]: Oh what? Oh no? Uh-oh?
PokeBeachWebsite [12:20 AM]: I have to go poop
SmarterChild [12:20 AM]: You have to go poop? What's that like?
PokeBeachWebsite [12:21 AM]: Its like you squeeze your bottom and brown stuff comes out
SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: Yeah, I know its like I squeeze my bottom and brown stuff comes out. Not in, that's for sure!
PokeBeachWebsite [12:21 AM]: What?
SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: I don't know.
PokeBeachWebsite [12:21 AM]: You are disgusting
SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: Does that mean I'm repellant?
PokeBeachWebsite [12:21 AM]: No, you are disgusting
SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: Eh. Whatever.

PokeBeachWebsite [12:21 AM]: Dont you eh whatever me
SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: I don't Eh Whatever you.
PokeBeachWebsite [12:21 AM]: You just did
SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: Whatever...

[Lady Vulpix]

(17:12:50) SilverLedianTPM: Hi Gabi
(17:12:55) SilverLedianTPM: Can I just ask you something
(17:15:15) SilverLedianTPM: Do you have any of my old usernames on your buddy list? if so, could you list them all to me
(17:17:41) SilverLedianTPM logged out.
(17:19:57) SilverLedianTPM logged in.
(17:21:43) SilverLedianTPM: anyone there? ^^;
(17:47:54) SilverLedianTPM: hello?
(18:02:16) Lady Vulpix G: Oh, sorry.
(18:02:49) Lady Vulpix G: EoNeillSL, Silver 1 Ledian, mimo2k4, User of Sarcasm, o SilverLedian o, Irish Ledian.
(18:03:01) SilverLedianTPM: thanks ^^ no probs
(18:03:14) Lady Vulpix G: Sorry, I had too many GAIM tabs open and I couldn't see yours.
(18:03:58[i][i/]) SilverLedianTPM: lol, it's ok
(18:09:36) Lady Vulpix G: What did you want them for?
(18:10:53) SilverLedianTPM: just out of interest, it'll be a challenge to remember all their passwords

[kainashi]

eamon is a weird fellow. :yes:

[phaedrus]

holy damn, eamon. now, which one did i talk to you on in 2001, before my 2-year hiatus?

[Jay]

Thanks for defending me Animelee. :) To tell you the truth, it is sort of my fault for even ever answering Craig's questions. I should have simply ignored him, but I walked right into his trap. After all, I know I am 15, so that's all that matters. I couldn't care less by what people thought of me anymore.

I realize now that people act differently on the internet for many different reasons, and that if they were to say the things they do here in real-life, they would get into real trouble. I mean, if you were to say in a public building to someone else aloud “Go eat my ****,” there is no way people would consider that to not be something bad. However, people on the internet can get away with anything they want, and unfortunately, society has sunk to a new low. In the old days, if you were to even mention sex, that would be like raping someone out in the public. Our generation has gotten so bad, that cussing is common, it is common to talk of adult things, and that almost every word has a double, dirty meaning, while all are thought of as okay. I was brought up in a very protected house where I did not know any of the adult words you guys know. "Butt" was even a bad word for us to say, and if we said any bad words, we would get into a lot of trouble. I for one am glad I was brought up in a Christian house where my parents didn’t drink or do anything that the parents you hear about all the time do on the news. Can’t say the same for you guys.

I am an outcast on the internet because I am not an evil person like you people are. In real life, people like me because I am a genuinely good person who doesn’t need to cuss or have a filthy mouth. But here, at a Pokemon message board, you people have to make fun of me. You know why I think you guys do this? In real life, you probably are social outcasts. You get picked on constantly, and on the internet, you go and bash other people around because that is what others do to you in real life. This may be the case for some of you, but for others, I think you just do it to look cool to everyone else.

Anyways, I have tried to have this thread locked or deleted since all it is, is "Post something here from someone and make fun of them." I am sick of having to ask the mods to do something against it. It is a very malicious thread, yet they continue to let it stay open. If flaming goes on in any other thread, it is locked, but this one continues to stay open.

Now, I don't like how people are continously bashing me in here, so I am asking for this thread to be locked, or maybe even deleted. I do not like being made fun of constantly by jerks who get their thrills by doing so. If the mods do not lock this, I will seriously be questioning what they have been drinking. (no offense)
may i suggest suicide

calm down. it's just the internet. ;) if you get that worked up over something on the net then maybe this isn't the place for you. people are against you for obvious reasons that have been stated many times, yet, you still say moronic things and do idiotic things that will most likely make you a target for offending. it is your own fault in the end, i can't blame anyone for what they think of you and your immaturity. sorry.

keep the quotes coming! :)

[abunaidesu]

I realize now that people act differently on the internet for many different reasons, and that if they were to say the things they do here in real-life, they would get into real trouble.

wow, you sure are quite the captain obvious, arent you? :rolleyes:

[Water Pokemon Master]

What's with the quoting me over something that happened over three weeks ago that is now over and settled? o_O

[abunaidesu]

What's with the quoting me over something that happened over three weeks ago that is now over and settled? o_O

i dunno you tell me the answer to that, please :eek:

[Zak]

LittlePikachuTPM (7:40:55 PM): Hey, Si. Can I eat your Toblerone?
LittlePikachuTPM (7:41:01 PM): Whoa, that sounded wrong.

Heh..

~Zak

[Silver Ledian]

holy damn, eamon. now, which one did i talk to you on in 2001, before my 2-year hiatus?

My first names were Eamon142001 and Irelander24, so probably one of those two...but you never do know with me :lol:

[Lady Vulpix]

fumidasukoto: o I wanted to know if you would approve my pokemon fortune book in pcg you are the only Super mod that hasn't yet ^_^
Lady Vulpix G: You don't need approval from everyone. Just one is enough.
fumidasukoto: but i want approval from everyone it's fun ;-;

fumidasukoto: so soo will there be a tpm child?
BugsyTPM: NO WAY!
CferralX: omg
BugsyTPM: i hate babies!
CferralX: cant believe saomeone asked that
BugsyTPM: dont want one in me!
BugsyTPM: ade can have it in him if he wants but I'm not having it
Lady Vulpix G: What about the TPM dog?
VirtualPlay 1337: lol
BugsyTPM: ewww, Gabi!! i dont want a dog in me!
ManachuBoy: Oh, that's still a possibility

Aipom of Doom: chmod 000 tina
Aipom of Doom: >:o
Lady Vulpix G: Now no one can read, write or execute Tina.
Lady Vulpix G: If you had permissions over her, that is.
Lady Vulpix G: Oh, wait. You didn't capitalize her name. The system won't find her.
fumidasukoto: system did not find tina.
ManachuBoy: Lady Vulpix G (21:56:32): Now no one can read, write or execute Tina
ManachuBoy: Tina, you are now safe form execution
ManachuBoy: *from
fumidasukoto: yay
Aipom of Doom: ;/
Aipom of Doom: true
Aipom of Doom: chmod 001 tina
Aipom of Doom: that is better
fumidasukoto: dont know what that means (doesnt care)
Aipom of Doom: chmod 001 fumidasukoto
fumidasukoto: :-* to Danny
Aipom of Doom: kill -9 fumidakusoto
Aipom of Doom: your process has been killed, tina
Aipom of Doom: bye :wave:
fumidasukoto: ahh my computer crashed
fumidasukoto: wah
fumidasukoto: lol Danny
fumidasukoto has left the room.
fumidasukoto has entered the room.
fumidasukoto: bah
fumidasukoto: accident
fumidasukoto has left the room.
Lady Vulpix G: Again? Danny, stop killing Tina, please.

[AntiAsh Superstar]

Lady Vulpix G (22:05:40): Again? Danny, stop killing Tina, please.
Aipom of Doom (22:06:34): I can kill her process all I want :-(
Aipom of Doom (22:06:39): if I have root access over her
ManachuBoy (22:07:31): But killing is never good, Danny, you'll get caught eventually. :o
Lady Vulpix G (22:07:59): That's what Tina gets for giving Danny access over her.
ManachuBoy (22:08:06): @_@

EDIT: And it gets better...

CferralX (22:10:39): you can now access every computer in the world
CferralX (22:10:46): i didnt use it
Lady Vulpix G (22:10:51): XD Even those which are unplugged?
CferralX (22:10:58): yeah
CferralX (22:11:02): it's that damn good
Lady Vulpix G (22:11:04): Wow!
CferralX (22:11:17): hey! you're making my mouse move!
Lady Vulpix G (22:11:32): That sounded even worse than what I said.

[Lady Vulpix]

Lady Vulpix G: How are you?
LittlePikachuTPM: I'm ok. A little drunk.
Lady Vulpix G: Ok, then don't get on the admin CP.
LittlePikachuTPM: Aww, why not? *Bans Gabi* :}

[kainashi]

i thought this topic was supposed to be funny. :mad:

[Lady Vulpix]

You're making it less funny with your complaints. If you want this thread funnier, why don't you post some funny quotes yourself?

[RedStarWarrior]

John, I know that some of the people posting here lack a good sense of humor, but do you really have to waste a post by pointing it out? Please don't do it again. Thank you!

[kainashi]

You're making it less funny with your complaints. If you want this thread funnier, why don't you post some funny quotes yourself?i don't have any as of yet. i will post when i find some worth posting. also, i have posted quotes in the past.

scott: shut up, please. thank you!

[RedStarWarrior]

Um, John, no... ;)

Why don't you post some of the #pbs quotes? They can be quite humorous.

[kainashi]

Um, John, no... ;)

Why don't you post some of the #pbs quotes? They can be quite humorous.there have been none lately. :(

[Jay]

*Raven does a pissy fit*

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seven minutes later.

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http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

there have been no quotes recently in #pbs because mostly everyone is playing RO 24/7 now

[RedStarWarrior]

That is a good one, J.

*hugs*

[kainashi]

there have been no quotes recently in #pbs because mostly everyone is playing RO 24/7 now[8:42am] <@tron> !ro
[8:42am] <@epoch> ¤ ro status - Account Server: Online. Character Server: Offline. Map Server: Online. There are 0 users online.
[8:43am] <@tron> !ro
[8:43am] <@epoch> ¤ ro status - Account Server: Offline. Character Server: Offline. Map Server: Online. There are 0 users online.
[8:46am] <@tron> !ro
[8:46am] <@epoch> ¤ ro status - Account Server: Online. Character Server: Offline. Map Server: Online. There are 0 users online.
[8:52am] <@Glaucus> !ro
[8:52am] <@epoch> ¤ ro status - Account Server: Offline. Character Server: Offline. Map Server: Online. There are 0 users online.
[8:53am] <@Glaucus> !ro
[8:53am] <@epoch> ¤ ro status - Account Server: Offline. Character Server: Offline. Map Server: Online. There are 0 users online.
[8:55am] <@shazza> !ro
[8:55am] <@epoch> ¤ ro status - Account Server: Online. Character Server: Offline. Map Server: Online. There are 0 users online.
[8:56am] <@Glaucus> !ro
[8:56am] <@epoch> ¤ ro status - Account Server: Offline. Character Server: Offline. Map Server: Online. There are 0 users online.
[9:15am] <@Glaucus> !ro
[9:15am] <@epoch> ¤ ro status - Account Server: Offline. Character Server: Offline. Map Server: Online. There are 0 users online.
[9:30am] <@Glaucus> !ro
[9:30am] <@epoch> ¤ ro status - Account Server: Offline. Character Server: Offline. Map Server: Online. There are 0 users online.
[9:49am] <@Glaucus> !ro
[9:49am] <@epoch> ¤ ro status - Account Server: Offline. Character Server: Offline. Map Server: Online. There are 0 users online.
[10:27am] <+Sniper404> !ro
[10:27am] <@epoch> ¤ ro status - Account Server: Offline. Character Server: Offline. Map Server: Online. There are 0 users online.
[10:53am] <@Glaucus> !ro
[10:53am] <@epoch> ¤ ro status - Account Server: Offline. Character Server: Offline. Map Server: Online. There are 0 users online.

:no:

[RedStarWarrior]

You could use '!quote show' on epoch to get some great quotes.

[kainashi]

You could use '!quote show' on epoch to get some great quotes.i know but most of epoch's quotes are old and have lost their luster. :(

[Lady Vulpix]

A new version is coming up soon. I hope you all enjoyed version 1. This topic is going to the Main Archive now.