[poll] Which Pokemon is the Sexiest?

[The Muffin Man]

Yes, I am actually making this poll...I told everyone I'd do it in the AIM Chat and I DID IT! XD


Anyway, I'd say Jynx. ;o I want her. Lol


EDIT - Since the PCG mods dislike doing anything resembling work.

[Kirei]

Hehe, I was in that chat too ^^ Ummm it might be my fault this poll came about. Anyway, Bashamo is the sexiest pokemon!!

*hides*

~ Bugsy

[Kaz-Ohki]

Not a chance in horsenipples.

Mewtwo, hands down. Or Entei.

Sudowoodo looks like an expert with his branches, though...

...ah, screw it.

WOBBUFFET!

[Sheik]

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Ok..... this is the weirdest poll. Anyways... no Pokemon is sexy, but Misty, Sabrina, Jasmine, Clair, KAREN, Erika, and Janine are do able.:D Karen is the best...:D

[RedStarWarrior]

Hmmm....Celebi hands down....

[FuzzyGreenEkans]

XD! At least this is orginal. Hmm... I think I'd say Sneasel... or Arbok.

[Cosmo]

Who cares about the pokemon. Erika is the best.

[kainashi]

i'd bang jynx.

[Insanity Factor]

I'd like to get into Chikorita's pants.

[Ninetales3001]

Ninetales, of course! Just.. look at one, they're dead sexy! ...As Gyro said a long time ago (and I can't believe I remember this still XD) "Ninetales means Nine times the pleasure" XD

[Lady Vulpix]

I've been on that chat too. Just try not to get too descriptive on your reasons or desires - many people don't want to know them.
I don't think any pokemon is sexy, but I find many of them cute, especially Charmander, Vulpix and Vaporeon.

J, you support a poll by posting a reply to it, yet you report it? Isn't that double-crossing or something like that?

[Sheik]

I was trying to report DTZ's post. It shouldn't be said. If he takes things like this too seriously when it is just for fun, he shouldn't post to them. Let alone, he spammed by not answering the poll. That is why I reported this thread to you.

[jet1213]

hmm...i think i'll stick to women, thank you very much.

[Lady Vulpix]

Oh, sorry, J, you're right. I guess I didn't get the message right from your report.

[Sheik]

It's ok Gabi. We all make mistakes. :) (I suppose we should quit talking to each other here, being as this post isn't a discussion. lol)

[mvtm]

oK ?? iLiKE an bird ??? ohh yep well i think the sexiest pkmn is articuno why ? i think the winds are majestic and of course its my fave poke i should agree on boths *grabs bag* hey yep heres something to eat ^.^ i also like the red eyes :yes:

[Blazing Crystal]

*grabs mew and huggles it* <---- Does that tell ya?

[Wergoheb]

Jynx's sexy christina agulera [My spelling sucks] makeup makes me tingle in the loins...

someone tell me they don't have an urge to mount a jynx and ride it in a non transportation way
?

[Blazing Crystal]

I don't wanna know..... *washes the sick ppls brains with soap and water* LMAO!

[Voodoo]

I'd say Jynx.

[Master Tony]

Jynx? Mewtwo? Ninetales? You wierdos, everyone knows that the sexiest Pokemon is Muk!!! (J/K)

What possesed someone to make a topic like this, besides the fact that it's so retarded it's funny?

By the way, Sabrina is the cutest Pokemon character.:D :D :D

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

It is funny. There is enough point there. I think Jigglypuff must be the sexiest because it has a beautiful voice.

[Austrian ViceMaster Alex]

I really don't think that any Pokémon qualifies in that regard. Probably Mewtwo could come at least somewhere close to being attractive in a weird way - power makes attractive I've heard once, dunno if it's true.

[ILikePokemonP]

Ditto because it can transform into anything you want it to.

[Jay Umbreon]

I take a liking to baldness but I think voltorb would be a little difficult to....eh...'work with'.

rofl, imagine Onix on top of yah...

Nah, I'm imagining too much here :no:

Jynx.

~Jay

[ForeverXero]

Sexiest Poke'mon? Ho ho ha ha ha!...Forretress.

Or Victreebel since it looks like a giant condom.

Most people think fat is sexy...Snor...lax...

No, the sexiest Poke'mon IN GENERAL is either a male Saanaito or a female Machamp or Female Mr. Mime.

I'd love to take a whiff of a Machamp's panties:D :yes: :wave:

[Everoy]

Originally posted by ILikePokemon:P
Ditto because it can transform into anything you want it to.

You have some sick fantasies :P

I think Snorlax because of this quote of Fat #!@$&^% from Austin Powers:
"Don't ya think I'm dead sexy?"

J/K!!!

Obviously Jynx, but I wonder what Mr. Mime can do with those skinny arms... J?K!!!

[Syberia]

It has to be Steelix, just think for a minute...
The snake is the longest pokemon out there, can Harden when excited, and follow with Hydro Pump. All the little Steelixes can enjoy the fierce competition of whoever can reach the Exeggcute first :p

[crazybone]

huh? steelix doesn't learn hydro pump, does it ;x

why is this poll not ridiculed and shunned yet :)

i say blissey; i like doing fat whores :wave:

[DarkTemplarZ]

What a weird topic...

Pidgey, who doesn't want to rape a demented midget bird?

[God of Fire]

Hmm I'm going with either Blaziken or Groudon, they HAVE to be the sexiest Pokemon that have ever lived. Entei's not too bad though 8)

[shazza]

I never thought a Poll could stoop to this level. Congrats to you, The Muffin Man !! And the answer to your Poll, just like anime characters, I do not want to **** a pokemon.

[Austrian ViceMaster Alex]

I dunno, don't you all read the topic? I mean it might not be the brightest poll around but it's about which Pokémon you consider as sexy and thus attractive, not which Pokémon you want to get it on with. :rolleyes:

[ILikePokemonP]

Originally posted by Parsec's Politoed

You have some sick fantasies :P*Wonders what that's supposed to mean and goes :o :o :o and dies*

[Girafarig]

Pokemon? :o :o :o Loreli ain't too bad though, or Prima. Wait, they're the same. AH well, both hot. :D

[Renegade]

It'd be kinda hard to bang a Pokemon but I think I speak for everyone when I say that Paras is the Jennifer Lopez of the Pokemon world.

:rolleyes:

[Everoy]

Originally posted by Renegade
It'd be kinda hard to bang a Pokemon but I think I speak for everyone when I say that Paras is the Jennifer Lopez of the Pokemon world.

:rolleyes:

that scares me :P

[HanyouPrincess]

*blinks* I am more disturbed than I've been in a loooooooong time.

Anyway, I think Murkrow is the sexiest. And I wouldn't ask if I were you, because it goes into a long and demented story about crows and penguins.

[Craig]

Definitly Vaporeon, so smooth, so shiny, if Vaporeon was turned into a woman form i'd be asking for her phone number in a minute!

[Jay Umbreon]

I think Shaz is going through puberty all over again...there's a time where I hated you all too :yes: back in the day anyway.

Now I just hate most of you..

Jynx forever; as said before.

~Jay

[pikachu_rulez]

Dragonair is damn sexy. So is Gardevoir. How could you NOT think that thing is seksi??

[Mewfour]

....

Damn, you people need some serious therapy.....

.....ehhhhh, I'd have to go with Gardevoir.

[pokemongeek]

JIGGLYPUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Venuskazam714]

probably forretress... hahahah

[crazybone]

I see you like holes. :o

[Venuskazam714]

Originally posted by crazybone
I see you like holes. :o

i dont get it

[Syberia]

You know, holes? Things for your Hardened Steelix to release its Hydro Pump into?

[ILikePokemonP]

Originally posted by Syberia

You know, holes? Things for your Hardened Steelix to release its Hydro Pump into? Lol :D

[Too Cool Scyther]

As a joke back in the old days when Gold/Silver came out in Japan, we all think Smoochum is the hottest.

[Reptilius Pyrus]

I don't even know why I'm replying to this, but...

I'd have to say a male Absol. *Looks around* Whaaat?

[Pichu]

Mew because it can ALSO transform to whatever he likes.

[dr._samurai]

id have to agree w/ shazza on this one. but i know someone who thinks espeon is very sexy. and kinky.

[Everoy]

Originally posted by HanyouPrincess
*blinks* I am more disturbed than I've been in a loooooooong time.

I hear ya!

[Matt]

I would have to say Espeon. Espeon looks really good in my eyes ^_^. I mean what's not to like? She's purple and has a gem on her head and she is an evolved form of Eevee. That is good charateristics of a sexy pokemon in my opinion. ^_^

[Tails2k2]

Definitely Jynx and Gardevoir.




Though this is one HELLA disturbing topic...

[Blinky121]

Anything with claws...;)

...Wha?

[crazybone]

I feel unusually aroused.

[Katie]

Ah jeeze x_X this is just like "what animal would you like to ....do stuff with?" wrong.. wrong... WRONGWRONGWRONG *explodes* uh.... AHHHH I hate you mike ;_; you know, my mind was perfectly clean when I came to TPM... but it's things like this that really make me go "wtf was I thinking when I joined?" I'll just say Hitmonchan. skirts just turn me on :p ......*shudder*

this topic did get a few giggles out of me, though :p

~Katie

[Kokomo]

For all who say Gardevoir watch out, male and female look exactly the same.:o

This has to be the funniest topic I've seen in a while.:D

Hmmm...sexiest pokemon, sorry I have to go with ditto just cause it could transform into anything.........

[Mr Wartortle]

This has to be the nastiest post I've ever read. Muffin man...I'm disgusted... Anyway, I'm not really into pokemon but Misty & Clair are a different story.

[Jay]

Hmm some weird replies

I don't think sexy is the right word. I don't get entertained by just "looking" at Pokemon, since they're virtual. I'm sorry to disappoint, you may think otherwise though... ;o

I like Gardevoir to a certain extent, but for cuteness I may pick Caterpie or Eevee

Very old poll...

[RaZoR LeAf]

Ditto of course.
Soft, smooth, jelly like and it can transform into everything else.

Aside from that an Alakazam with Role Play. Just as long as the spoons aren't cold. Brrr.

[Chikoo]

I'd have to go for Nidoking. *runs*
Actually, I'd say Gardevoir and Altaria. :D

[soggy_cardboard]

*........shudder.......*

um, i think if ya picture them as pokemorphs(pokemonXhuman) this poll would seem um...LESS....disturbing....

and i refuse to answer. :P