Dr_Omicron
20th July 2003, 12:51 AM
ATTENTION! The first two matches have ad their winners! Congratulations to Mickey Mouse and Genie for their unanimous votes!
(Linus and Bart situate their rears on their chairs.)
LINUS: Wow! Isn't this spectacular? We're hosting again!
BART: That's because we're the good old reliable announcers, Linus!
LINUS: I'm surprised I didn't get fired the first day. Good grief!
BART: Yeah. But we gotta do our job, right? (makes armpit farts)
LINUS: Stop that! We gotta tell the nice people at PokeMasters.net about our next fight!
BART: Yeah, whatever, man.
LINUS: Be quiet! Today, we'll be having the third match of our game, the #5 seed, Simba, against the #12 seed, Gyro Gearloose!
BART: Didn't Simba kill his own uncle?
LINUS: Yeah, well, he's got his own family now! Didn't you see Lion King 2?
BART: Video sequels suck. They can kiss my behind! (gets up on the table and writes "Disney Sequels" on his butt)
LINUS: Get down from there!
BART: And who in the world is Gyro Gearloose?
LINUS: Why, he's the nutty inventor in DuckTales. This was before your time.
BART: What? You're like nine years old!
LINUS: Bart, I'm sixty.
BART: Whatchu talkin' about?
LINUS: Forget it. Let's see the pictures, everyone...
http://images.disneysites.com/clipart/images77/Movies/Lion_King/Simba/simba02a.gif Will Simba keep his pride?
http://www.ducktales.freeservers.com/cgi-bin/framed/3433/stills/dk2im29.jpg Or will Gyro tear him a new mechanical face?
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Round 1 Matches
DISNEY/FLEISCHER DIVISION
1. Mickey Mouse (Mickey Mouse)
16. Uncle Seltzer (The Captain and the Kids)
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8. Genie (Aladdin)
9. PJ (Goof Troop)
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5. Simba (Lion King)
12. Gyro Gearloose (DuckTales)
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4. Donald Duck (Donald Duck)
13. Bonkers D. Bobcat (Bonkers)
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6. Nemo (Finding Nemo)
11. Kim Possible (Kim Possible)
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3. Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)
14. Kit Cloudkicker (TaleSpin)
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7. Jiminy Cricket (Pinocchio)
10. James P. Sullivan (Monsters, Inc.)
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2. Popeye (Popeye)
15. Wilbur (The Rescuers)
UNIVERSAL/VIACOM DIVISION
1. Eric Cartman (South Park)
16. Underdog (Underdog)
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8. Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget)
9. Doug Funnie (Doug)
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5. Timmy Turner (The Fairly OddParents)
12. Ginger Foutley (As Told by Ginger)
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4. Fievel Mouskewitz (An American Tail)
13. Alvin Seville (Alvin & the Chipmunks)
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6. Bullwinkle (The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle)
11. Rudy Tabootie (ChalkZone)
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3. Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)
14. Petrie (The Land Before Time)
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7. Angelica Pickles (Rugrats)
10. Eliza Thornberry (The Wild Thornberries)
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2. Spongebob Squarepants (Spongebob Squarepants)
15. Invader ZIM (Invader ZIM)
WARNER BROS./FOX DIVISION
1. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
16. Dick Dastardly (Wacky Races)
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8. Samurai Jack (Samurai Jack)
9. Smurfette (The Smurfs)
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5. Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
12. Master Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
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4. Norville "Shaggy" Rogers (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?)
13. Freakazoid (Freakazoid!)
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6. Yosemite Sam (Looney Tunes)
11. Philip J. Fry (Futurama)
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3. Jerry Mouse (Tom & Jerry)
14. Numbah 4 (Codename: Kids Next Door)
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7. Blossom Utonium (The Powerpuff Girls)
10. Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory)
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2. Fred Flintstone (The Flintstones)
15. Mandy (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
ANIME/MISCELLANEOUS
1. Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)
16. Doraemon (Doraemon)
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8. Jason Fox (FoxTrot)
9. Vash the Stampede (Trigun)
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5. Luffy D. Monkey (One Piece)
12. Kid Muscle (Ultimate Muscle: The Kinnikuman Legacy)
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4. Ranma (Ranma 1/2)
13. Tai Kamiya (Digimon)
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6. Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
11. InuYasha (InuYasha)
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3. Shrek (Shrek)
14. Katsumi Liqueur (Silent Möbius)
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7. Ash Ketchum (Pokémon)
10. Huey Freeman (The Boondocks)
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2. Yugi Mutou (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
15. Wallace (Wallace & Gromit)
(Linus and Bart situate their rears on their chairs.)
LINUS: Wow! Isn't this spectacular? We're hosting again!
BART: That's because we're the good old reliable announcers, Linus!
LINUS: I'm surprised I didn't get fired the first day. Good grief!
BART: Yeah. But we gotta do our job, right? (makes armpit farts)
LINUS: Stop that! We gotta tell the nice people at PokeMasters.net about our next fight!
BART: Yeah, whatever, man.
LINUS: Be quiet! Today, we'll be having the third match of our game, the #5 seed, Simba, against the #12 seed, Gyro Gearloose!
BART: Didn't Simba kill his own uncle?
LINUS: Yeah, well, he's got his own family now! Didn't you see Lion King 2?
BART: Video sequels suck. They can kiss my behind! (gets up on the table and writes "Disney Sequels" on his butt)
LINUS: Get down from there!
BART: And who in the world is Gyro Gearloose?
LINUS: Why, he's the nutty inventor in DuckTales. This was before your time.
BART: What? You're like nine years old!
LINUS: Bart, I'm sixty.
BART: Whatchu talkin' about?
LINUS: Forget it. Let's see the pictures, everyone...
http://images.disneysites.com/clipart/images77/Movies/Lion_King/Simba/simba02a.gif Will Simba keep his pride?
http://www.ducktales.freeservers.com/cgi-bin/framed/3433/stills/dk2im29.jpg Or will Gyro tear him a new mechanical face?
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Round 1 Matches
DISNEY/FLEISCHER DIVISION
1. Mickey Mouse (Mickey Mouse)
16. Uncle Seltzer (The Captain and the Kids)
---
8. Genie (Aladdin)
9. PJ (Goof Troop)
---
5. Simba (Lion King)
12. Gyro Gearloose (DuckTales)
---
4. Donald Duck (Donald Duck)
13. Bonkers D. Bobcat (Bonkers)
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6. Nemo (Finding Nemo)
11. Kim Possible (Kim Possible)
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3. Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)
14. Kit Cloudkicker (TaleSpin)
---
7. Jiminy Cricket (Pinocchio)
10. James P. Sullivan (Monsters, Inc.)
---
2. Popeye (Popeye)
15. Wilbur (The Rescuers)
UNIVERSAL/VIACOM DIVISION
1. Eric Cartman (South Park)
16. Underdog (Underdog)
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8. Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget)
9. Doug Funnie (Doug)
---
5. Timmy Turner (The Fairly OddParents)
12. Ginger Foutley (As Told by Ginger)
---
4. Fievel Mouskewitz (An American Tail)
13. Alvin Seville (Alvin & the Chipmunks)
---
6. Bullwinkle (The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle)
11. Rudy Tabootie (ChalkZone)
---
3. Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)
14. Petrie (The Land Before Time)
---
7. Angelica Pickles (Rugrats)
10. Eliza Thornberry (The Wild Thornberries)
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2. Spongebob Squarepants (Spongebob Squarepants)
15. Invader ZIM (Invader ZIM)
WARNER BROS./FOX DIVISION
1. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
16. Dick Dastardly (Wacky Races)
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8. Samurai Jack (Samurai Jack)
9. Smurfette (The Smurfs)
---
5. Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
12. Master Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
---
4. Norville "Shaggy" Rogers (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?)
13. Freakazoid (Freakazoid!)
---
6. Yosemite Sam (Looney Tunes)
11. Philip J. Fry (Futurama)
---
3. Jerry Mouse (Tom & Jerry)
14. Numbah 4 (Codename: Kids Next Door)
---
7. Blossom Utonium (The Powerpuff Girls)
10. Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory)
---
2. Fred Flintstone (The Flintstones)
15. Mandy (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
ANIME/MISCELLANEOUS
1. Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)
16. Doraemon (Doraemon)
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8. Jason Fox (FoxTrot)
9. Vash the Stampede (Trigun)
---
5. Luffy D. Monkey (One Piece)
12. Kid Muscle (Ultimate Muscle: The Kinnikuman Legacy)
---
4. Ranma (Ranma 1/2)
13. Tai Kamiya (Digimon)
---
6. Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
11. InuYasha (InuYasha)
---
3. Shrek (Shrek)
14. Katsumi Liqueur (Silent Möbius)
---
7. Ash Ketchum (Pokémon)
10. Huey Freeman (The Boondocks)
---
2. Yugi Mutou (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
15. Wallace (Wallace & Gromit)