View Full Version : Poll: The Summer 2003 Cartoon Character Battle-Round 1, Match 5

21st July 2003, 03:39 AM
#6 Nemo vs. #11 Kim Possible

(Linus van Pelt and Bart begin their session for the day of going to their chairs.)

LINUS: Why, what a great day to be announcing, huh?
BART: Yep! And because this poll is so unpopular, we get to do whatever we want!
LINUS: Yeah! Let's go jam our fingers up--uh oh, isn't that one of our contestants?
BART: None other than our Disney #11 seed, Kim Possible!
(Kim walks down the red carpet as her fans cheer on.)
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Hahaha! You may have beaten me before, but you won't triumph this time!
KIM: Drakken, is that you?
(Drakken comes out of the shadows. He is a creepy-looking green guy in a lab coat with some stitches below his left eye.)
DRAKKEN: How did you know it was me?
KIM: I've heard your voice, like, a million times. Of course I'd know it's you.
LINUS: Should we?
BART: Let's not. This is gonna be great!
DRAKKEN: Where's the Jewish boy and his pet?
KIM: Excuse me! Ron and Rufus aren't even IN this contest. I'm their sole representative.
DRAKKEN: Well, all the merrier.
(Drakken shoots some adhesive stuff out of his gun, pinning Kim possible to the wall.)
KIM: Nooo!
LINUS: Well, looks like we got a sticky situation in our hands.
BART: Yeah. Too bad she's all tied up at the moment.
KIM: Hello? Anybody? Gosh, you two are no help!
LINUS: Sorry.
BART: We're announcers, not bouncers.
LINUS: And lookie here! It's Kim Possible's first-round opponent!
BART: The #6 Disney seed, Nemo! Straight from the oceans off the coast of Australia!
LINUS: Yep, in an aquarium and everything!
NEMO: Hi, guys!
BART: Wait. Aren't you mad at all that you're in a tank? I mean, getting out's what the movie's about, isn't it?
NEMO: When you make three hundred million dollars by getting in a glass box like this, you'll be glad to do it again!
DRAKKEN: Hey! I won't be forgotten!
(He gets a tube and sucks all the water out of the tank.)
NEMO: Help! Someone!

Will you rescue Kim Possible, or will you save Nemo? Cast your votes now!
Round 1 Matches
1. Mickey Mouse (Mickey Mouse)
16. Uncle Seltzer (The Captain and the Kids)
8. Genie (Aladdin)
9. PJ (Goof Troop)
5. Simba (Lion King)
12. Gyro Gearloose (DuckTales)
4. Donald Duck (Donald Duck)
13. Bonkers D. Bobcat (Bonkers)
6. Nemo (Finding Nemo)
11. Kim Possible (Kim Possible)
3. Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)
14. Kit Cloudkicker (TaleSpin)
7. Jiminy Cricket (Pinocchio)
10. James P. Sullivan (Monsters, Inc.)
2. Popeye (Popeye)
15. Wilbur (The Rescuers)

1. Eric Cartman (South Park)
16. Underdog (Underdog)
8. Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget)
9. Doug Funnie (Doug)
5. Timmy Turner (The Fairly OddParents)
12. Ginger Foutley (As Told by Ginger)
4. Fievel Mouskewitz (An American Tail)
13. Alvin Seville (Alvin & the Chipmunks)
6. Bullwinkle (The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle)
11. Rudy Tabootie (ChalkZone)
3. Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)
14. Petrie (The Land Before Time)
7. Angelica Pickles (Rugrats)
10. Eliza Thornberry (The Wild Thornberries)
2. Spongebob Squarepants (Spongebob Squarepants)
15. Invader ZIM (Invader ZIM)

1. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
16. Dick Dastardly (Wacky Races)
8. Samurai Jack (Samurai Jack)
9. Smurfette (The Smurfs)
5. Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
12. Master Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
4. Norville "Shaggy" Rogers (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?)
13. Freakazoid (Freakazoid!)
6. Yosemite Sam (Looney Tunes)
11. Philip J. Fry (Futurama)
3. Jerry Mouse (Tom & Jerry)
14. Numbah 4 (Codename: Kids Next Door)
7. Blossom Utonium (The Powerpuff Girls)
10. Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory)
2. Fred Flintstone (The Flintstones)
15. Mandy (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

1. Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)
16. Doraemon (Doraemon)
8. Jason Fox (FoxTrot)
9. Vash the Stampede (Trigun)
5. Luffy D. Monkey (One Piece)
12. Kid Muscle (Ultimate Muscle: The Kinnikuman Legacy)
4. Ranma (Ranma 1/2)
13. Tai Kamiya (Digimon)
6. Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
11. InuYasha (InuYasha)
3. Shrek (Shrek)
14. Katsumi Liqueur (Silent Möbius)
7. Ash Ketchum (Pokémon)
10. Huey Freeman (The Boondocks)
2. Yugi Mutou (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
15. Wallace (Wallace & Gromit)

Lady Vulpix
21st July 2003, 08:59 AM
Too similar to the others. Are rounds 1, 2 and 3 around too? Besides, you can't post more than 2 polls a day.