Dr_Omicron
21st July 2003, 02:39 AM
#6 Nemo vs. #11 Kim Possible
(Linus van Pelt and Bart begin their session for the day of going to their chairs.)
LINUS: Why, what a great day to be announcing, huh?
BART: Yep! And because this poll is so unpopular, we get to do whatever we want!
LINUS: Yeah! Let's go jam our fingers up--uh oh, isn't that one of our contestants?
BART: None other than our Disney #11 seed, Kim Possible!
(Kim walks down the red carpet as her fans cheer on.)
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Hahaha! You may have beaten me before, but you won't triumph this time!
KIM: Drakken, is that you?
(Drakken comes out of the shadows. He is a creepy-looking green guy in a lab coat with some stitches below his left eye.)
DRAKKEN: How did you know it was me?
KIM: I've heard your voice, like, a million times. Of course I'd know it's you.
LINUS: Should we?
BART: Let's not. This is gonna be great!
DRAKKEN: Where's the Jewish boy and his pet?
KIM: Excuse me! Ron and Rufus aren't even IN this contest. I'm their sole representative.
DRAKKEN: Well, all the merrier.
(Drakken shoots some adhesive stuff out of his gun, pinning Kim possible to the wall.)
KIM: Nooo!
LINUS: Well, looks like we got a sticky situation in our hands.
BART: Yeah. Too bad she's all tied up at the moment.
http://www.superstories.net/Grimbor/thumbnails4/kinpossible_buenonacho19_t.jpg
KIM: Hello? Anybody? Gosh, you two are no help!
LINUS: Sorry.
BART: We're announcers, not bouncers.
LINUS: And lookie here! It's Kim Possible's first-round opponent!
BART: The #6 Disney seed, Nemo! Straight from the oceans off the coast of Australia!
LINUS: Yep, in an aquarium and everything!
http://www.animagic.hpg.ig.com.br/nemo1.jpg
NEMO: Hi, guys!
BART: Wait. Aren't you mad at all that you're in a tank? I mean, getting out's what the movie's about, isn't it?
NEMO: When you make three hundred million dollars by getting in a glass box like this, you'll be glad to do it again!
DRAKKEN: Hey! I won't be forgotten!
(He gets a tube and sucks all the water out of the tank.)
NEMO: Help! Someone!
Will you rescue Kim Possible, or will you save Nemo? Cast your votes now!
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Round 1 Matches
DISNEY/FLEISCHER DIVISION
1. Mickey Mouse (Mickey Mouse)
16. Uncle Seltzer (The Captain and the Kids)
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8. Genie (Aladdin)
9. PJ (Goof Troop)
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5. Simba (Lion King)
12. Gyro Gearloose (DuckTales)
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4. Donald Duck (Donald Duck)
13. Bonkers D. Bobcat (Bonkers)
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6. Nemo (Finding Nemo)
11. Kim Possible (Kim Possible)
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3. Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)
14. Kit Cloudkicker (TaleSpin)
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7. Jiminy Cricket (Pinocchio)
10. James P. Sullivan (Monsters, Inc.)
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2. Popeye (Popeye)
15. Wilbur (The Rescuers)
UNIVERSAL/VIACOM DIVISION
1. Eric Cartman (South Park)
16. Underdog (Underdog)
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8. Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget)
9. Doug Funnie (Doug)
---
5. Timmy Turner (The Fairly OddParents)
12. Ginger Foutley (As Told by Ginger)
---
4. Fievel Mouskewitz (An American Tail)
13. Alvin Seville (Alvin & the Chipmunks)
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6. Bullwinkle (The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle)
11. Rudy Tabootie (ChalkZone)
---
3. Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)
14. Petrie (The Land Before Time)
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7. Angelica Pickles (Rugrats)
10. Eliza Thornberry (The Wild Thornberries)
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2. Spongebob Squarepants (Spongebob Squarepants)
15. Invader ZIM (Invader ZIM)
WARNER BROS./FOX DIVISION
1. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
16. Dick Dastardly (Wacky Races)
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8. Samurai Jack (Samurai Jack)
9. Smurfette (The Smurfs)
---
5. Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
12. Master Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
---
4. Norville "Shaggy" Rogers (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?)
13. Freakazoid (Freakazoid!)
---
6. Yosemite Sam (Looney Tunes)
11. Philip J. Fry (Futurama)
---
3. Jerry Mouse (Tom & Jerry)
14. Numbah 4 (Codename: Kids Next Door)
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7. Blossom Utonium (The Powerpuff Girls)
10. Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory)
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2. Fred Flintstone (The Flintstones)
15. Mandy (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
ANIME/MISCELLANEOUS
1. Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)
16. Doraemon (Doraemon)
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8. Jason Fox (FoxTrot)
9. Vash the Stampede (Trigun)
---
5. Luffy D. Monkey (One Piece)
12. Kid Muscle (Ultimate Muscle: The Kinnikuman Legacy)
---
4. Ranma (Ranma 1/2)
13. Tai Kamiya (Digimon)
---
6. Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
11. InuYasha (InuYasha)
---
3. Shrek (Shrek)
14. Katsumi Liqueur (Silent Möbius)
---
7. Ash Ketchum (Pokémon)
10. Huey Freeman (The Boondocks)
---
2. Yugi Mutou (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
15. Wallace (Wallace & Gromit)
(Linus van Pelt and Bart begin their session for the day of going to their chairs.)
LINUS: Why, what a great day to be announcing, huh?
BART: Yep! And because this poll is so unpopular, we get to do whatever we want!
LINUS: Yeah! Let's go jam our fingers up--uh oh, isn't that one of our contestants?
BART: None other than our Disney #11 seed, Kim Possible!
(Kim walks down the red carpet as her fans cheer on.)
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Hahaha! You may have beaten me before, but you won't triumph this time!
KIM: Drakken, is that you?
(Drakken comes out of the shadows. He is a creepy-looking green guy in a lab coat with some stitches below his left eye.)
DRAKKEN: How did you know it was me?
KIM: I've heard your voice, like, a million times. Of course I'd know it's you.
LINUS: Should we?
BART: Let's not. This is gonna be great!
DRAKKEN: Where's the Jewish boy and his pet?
KIM: Excuse me! Ron and Rufus aren't even IN this contest. I'm their sole representative.
DRAKKEN: Well, all the merrier.
(Drakken shoots some adhesive stuff out of his gun, pinning Kim possible to the wall.)
KIM: Nooo!
LINUS: Well, looks like we got a sticky situation in our hands.
BART: Yeah. Too bad she's all tied up at the moment.
http://www.superstories.net/Grimbor/thumbnails4/kinpossible_buenonacho19_t.jpg
KIM: Hello? Anybody? Gosh, you two are no help!
LINUS: Sorry.
BART: We're announcers, not bouncers.
LINUS: And lookie here! It's Kim Possible's first-round opponent!
BART: The #6 Disney seed, Nemo! Straight from the oceans off the coast of Australia!
LINUS: Yep, in an aquarium and everything!
http://www.animagic.hpg.ig.com.br/nemo1.jpg
NEMO: Hi, guys!
BART: Wait. Aren't you mad at all that you're in a tank? I mean, getting out's what the movie's about, isn't it?
NEMO: When you make three hundred million dollars by getting in a glass box like this, you'll be glad to do it again!
DRAKKEN: Hey! I won't be forgotten!
(He gets a tube and sucks all the water out of the tank.)
NEMO: Help! Someone!
Will you rescue Kim Possible, or will you save Nemo? Cast your votes now!
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Round 1 Matches
DISNEY/FLEISCHER DIVISION
1. Mickey Mouse (Mickey Mouse)
16. Uncle Seltzer (The Captain and the Kids)
---
8. Genie (Aladdin)
9. PJ (Goof Troop)
---
5. Simba (Lion King)
12. Gyro Gearloose (DuckTales)
---
4. Donald Duck (Donald Duck)
13. Bonkers D. Bobcat (Bonkers)
---
6. Nemo (Finding Nemo)
11. Kim Possible (Kim Possible)
---
3. Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)
14. Kit Cloudkicker (TaleSpin)
---
7. Jiminy Cricket (Pinocchio)
10. James P. Sullivan (Monsters, Inc.)
---
2. Popeye (Popeye)
15. Wilbur (The Rescuers)
UNIVERSAL/VIACOM DIVISION
1. Eric Cartman (South Park)
16. Underdog (Underdog)
---
8. Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget)
9. Doug Funnie (Doug)
---
5. Timmy Turner (The Fairly OddParents)
12. Ginger Foutley (As Told by Ginger)
---
4. Fievel Mouskewitz (An American Tail)
13. Alvin Seville (Alvin & the Chipmunks)
---
6. Bullwinkle (The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle)
11. Rudy Tabootie (ChalkZone)
---
3. Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)
14. Petrie (The Land Before Time)
---
7. Angelica Pickles (Rugrats)
10. Eliza Thornberry (The Wild Thornberries)
---
2. Spongebob Squarepants (Spongebob Squarepants)
15. Invader ZIM (Invader ZIM)
WARNER BROS./FOX DIVISION
1. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
16. Dick Dastardly (Wacky Races)
---
8. Samurai Jack (Samurai Jack)
9. Smurfette (The Smurfs)
---
5. Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
12. Master Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
---
4. Norville "Shaggy" Rogers (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?)
13. Freakazoid (Freakazoid!)
---
6. Yosemite Sam (Looney Tunes)
11. Philip J. Fry (Futurama)
---
3. Jerry Mouse (Tom & Jerry)
14. Numbah 4 (Codename: Kids Next Door)
---
7. Blossom Utonium (The Powerpuff Girls)
10. Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory)
---
2. Fred Flintstone (The Flintstones)
15. Mandy (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
ANIME/MISCELLANEOUS
1. Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)
16. Doraemon (Doraemon)
---
8. Jason Fox (FoxTrot)
9. Vash the Stampede (Trigun)
---
5. Luffy D. Monkey (One Piece)
12. Kid Muscle (Ultimate Muscle: The Kinnikuman Legacy)
---
4. Ranma (Ranma 1/2)
13. Tai Kamiya (Digimon)
---
6. Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
11. InuYasha (InuYasha)
---
3. Shrek (Shrek)
14. Katsumi Liqueur (Silent Möbius)
---
7. Ash Ketchum (Pokémon)
10. Huey Freeman (The Boondocks)
---
2. Yugi Mutou (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
15. Wallace (Wallace & Gromit)