View Full Version : Poll: The Summer 2003 Cartoon Character Battle-Round 1, Match 6

21st July 2003, 03:40 AM
Round 1, Match 6

#3 Buzz Lightyear vs. #14 Kit Cloudkicker

LINUS: Well, while we let the voters vote, if there will be any at all, let's move on to the other arena for our second match of the day.
BART: Our sixth faceoff will be Buzz Lightyear. He's all the way up there as the #3 Disney seed! But he'll never be as cool as me.
LINUS: And if you can do math, that puts him up against our #14 Disney seed, Kit!
(Buzz walks up to the arena, and practically everyone is cheering.)
BUZZ (holding up hi index and middle fingers high in the air): To infinity and beyond!
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(Kit walks up to the arena. The audience is silent.)
BALOO: You go, Little Bridges!
(Linus and Bart stare at each other.)
LINUS: Okay, um, let's interview the contestant, shall we?
BART: Uh, yeah, why not?
LINUS: So, Buzz, what do you do for a living?
BUZZ: Well, I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger. I'm stationed up at the Gamme quadrant of Sector..ummm...it's been a while. I'm not good with numbers. I forget, but I protect the galaxy from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the galactic alliance!
LINUS: And that's his life story! Onto you, Bart!
BART: Kit. I can see that you got the old-fashioned backwards baseball cap. Babble about yourself.
KIT: Well, I'm the navigator of the Sea Dog. Papa Bear tere is the pilot. Together, we do cool stuff and fight evil bad guys and space pirates!
DON CARNAGE (in the audience): Hey! What are you sayeenk about me? I am ze best pilot in ze whole world, God forbid!
KIT: Uh, I...I never talked about YOU, Don. Why, you're a hero too! Uh, a very good one! Yeah!
DON: Hmph! You are just beink sarcastique! Now I will kill you!
(Don fires a laser gun at Kit, while at the same time, Buzz's arm is also pointed straight at Kit, with his finger ready to press the "LASER" button.)
Round 1 Matches
1. Mickey Mouse (Mickey Mouse)
16. Uncle Seltzer (The Captain and the Kids)
8. Genie (Aladdin)
9. PJ (Goof Troop)
5. Simba (Lion King)
12. Gyro Gearloose (DuckTales)
4. Donald Duck (Donald Duck)
13. Bonkers D. Bobcat (Bonkers)
6. Nemo (Finding Nemo)
11. Kim Possible (Kim Possible)
3. Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)
14. Kit Cloudkicker (TaleSpin)
7. Jiminy Cricket (Pinocchio)
10. James P. Sullivan (Monsters, Inc.)
2. Popeye (Popeye)
15. Wilbur (The Rescuers)

1. Eric Cartman (South Park)
16. Underdog (Underdog)
8. Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget)
9. Doug Funnie (Doug)
5. Timmy Turner (The Fairly OddParents)
12. Ginger Foutley (As Told by Ginger)
4. Fievel Mouskewitz (An American Tail)
13. Alvin Seville (Alvin & the Chipmunks)
6. Bullwinkle (The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle)
11. Rudy Tabootie (ChalkZone)
3. Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)
14. Petrie (The Land Before Time)
7. Angelica Pickles (Rugrats)
10. Eliza Thornberry (The Wild Thornberries)
2. Spongebob Squarepants (Spongebob Squarepants)
15. Invader ZIM (Invader ZIM)

1. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
16. Dick Dastardly (Wacky Races)
8. Samurai Jack (Samurai Jack)
9. Smurfette (The Smurfs)
5. Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
12. Master Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
4. Norville "Shaggy" Rogers (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?)
13. Freakazoid (Freakazoid!)
6. Yosemite Sam (Looney Tunes)
11. Philip J. Fry (Futurama)
3. Jerry Mouse (Tom & Jerry)
14. Numbah 4 (Codename: Kids Next Door)
7. Blossom Utonium (The Powerpuff Girls)
10. Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory)
2. Fred Flintstone (The Flintstones)
15. Mandy (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

1. Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)
16. Doraemon (Doraemon)
8. Jason Fox (FoxTrot)
9. Vash the Stampede (Trigun)
5. Luffy D. Monkey (One Piece)
12. Kid Muscle (Ultimate Muscle: The Kinnikuman Legacy)
4. Ranma (Ranma 1/2)
13. Tai Kamiya (Digimon)
6. Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
11. InuYasha (InuYasha)
3. Shrek (Shrek)
14. Katsumi Liqueur (Silent Möbius)
7. Ash Ketchum (Pokémon)
10. Huey Freeman (The Boondocks)
2. Yugi Mutou (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
15. Wallace (Wallace & Gromit)

Lady Vulpix
21st July 2003, 08:57 AM
Too similar to the other poll.