Dr_Omicron
21st July 2003, 02:40 AM
Round 1, Match 6
#3 Buzz Lightyear vs. #14 Kit Cloudkicker
LINUS: Well, while we let the voters vote, if there will be any at all, let's move on to the other arena for our second match of the day.
BART: Our sixth faceoff will be Buzz Lightyear. He's all the way up there as the #3 Disney seed! But he'll never be as cool as me.
LINUS: And if you can do math, that puts him up against our #14 Disney seed, Kit!
(Buzz walks up to the arena, and practically everyone is cheering.)
BUZZ (holding up hi index and middle fingers high in the air): To infinity and beyond!
http://images.disneysites.com/clipart/images77/Movies/ Toy_Story/Buzz_Lightyear/buzz01a.gif
http://www.acadlib.lv/~aivars/e/disney/talespin/kitsm.jpg
(Kit walks up to the arena. The audience is silent.)
BALOO: You go, Little Bridges!
(Linus and Bart stare at each other.)
LINUS: Okay, um, let's interview the contestant, shall we?
BART: Uh, yeah, why not?
LINUS: So, Buzz, what do you do for a living?
BUZZ: Well, I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger. I'm stationed up at the Gamme quadrant of Sector..ummm...it's been a while. I'm not good with numbers. I forget, but I protect the galaxy from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the galactic alliance!
LINUS: And that's his life story! Onto you, Bart!
BART: Kit. I can see that you got the old-fashioned backwards baseball cap. Babble about yourself.
KIT: Well, I'm the navigator of the Sea Dog. Papa Bear tere is the pilot. Together, we do cool stuff and fight evil bad guys and space pirates!
DON CARNAGE (in the audience): Hey! What are you sayeenk about me? I am ze best pilot in ze whole world, God forbid!
KIT: Uh, I...I never talked about YOU, Don. Why, you're a hero too! Uh, a very good one! Yeah!
DON: Hmph! You are just beink sarcastique! Now I will kill you!
(Don fires a laser gun at Kit, while at the same time, Buzz's arm is also pointed straight at Kit, with his finger ready to press the "LASER" button.)
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Round 1 Matches
DISNEY/FLEISCHER DIVISION
1. Mickey Mouse (Mickey Mouse)
16. Uncle Seltzer (The Captain and the Kids)
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8. Genie (Aladdin)
9. PJ (Goof Troop)
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5. Simba (Lion King)
12. Gyro Gearloose (DuckTales)
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4. Donald Duck (Donald Duck)
13. Bonkers D. Bobcat (Bonkers)
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6. Nemo (Finding Nemo)
11. Kim Possible (Kim Possible)
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3. Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)
14. Kit Cloudkicker (TaleSpin)
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7. Jiminy Cricket (Pinocchio)
10. James P. Sullivan (Monsters, Inc.)
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2. Popeye (Popeye)
15. Wilbur (The Rescuers)
UNIVERSAL/VIACOM DIVISION
1. Eric Cartman (South Park)
16. Underdog (Underdog)
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8. Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget)
9. Doug Funnie (Doug)
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5. Timmy Turner (The Fairly OddParents)
12. Ginger Foutley (As Told by Ginger)
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4. Fievel Mouskewitz (An American Tail)
13. Alvin Seville (Alvin & the Chipmunks)
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6. Bullwinkle (The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle)
11. Rudy Tabootie (ChalkZone)
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3. Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)
14. Petrie (The Land Before Time)
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7. Angelica Pickles (Rugrats)
10. Eliza Thornberry (The Wild Thornberries)
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2. Spongebob Squarepants (Spongebob Squarepants)
15. Invader ZIM (Invader ZIM)
WARNER BROS./FOX DIVISION
1. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
16. Dick Dastardly (Wacky Races)
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8. Samurai Jack (Samurai Jack)
9. Smurfette (The Smurfs)
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5. Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
12. Master Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
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4. Norville "Shaggy" Rogers (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?)
13. Freakazoid (Freakazoid!)
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6. Yosemite Sam (Looney Tunes)
11. Philip J. Fry (Futurama)
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3. Jerry Mouse (Tom & Jerry)
14. Numbah 4 (Codename: Kids Next Door)
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7. Blossom Utonium (The Powerpuff Girls)
10. Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory)
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2. Fred Flintstone (The Flintstones)
15. Mandy (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
ANIME/MISCELLANEOUS
1. Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)
16. Doraemon (Doraemon)
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8. Jason Fox (FoxTrot)
9. Vash the Stampede (Trigun)
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5. Luffy D. Monkey (One Piece)
12. Kid Muscle (Ultimate Muscle: The Kinnikuman Legacy)
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4. Ranma (Ranma 1/2)
13. Tai Kamiya (Digimon)
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6. Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
11. InuYasha (InuYasha)
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3. Shrek (Shrek)
14. Katsumi Liqueur (Silent Möbius)
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7. Ash Ketchum (Pokémon)
10. Huey Freeman (The Boondocks)
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2. Yugi Mutou (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
15. Wallace (Wallace & Gromit)
#3 Buzz Lightyear vs. #14 Kit Cloudkicker
LINUS: Well, while we let the voters vote, if there will be any at all, let's move on to the other arena for our second match of the day.
BART: Our sixth faceoff will be Buzz Lightyear. He's all the way up there as the #3 Disney seed! But he'll never be as cool as me.
LINUS: And if you can do math, that puts him up against our #14 Disney seed, Kit!
(Buzz walks up to the arena, and practically everyone is cheering.)
BUZZ (holding up hi index and middle fingers high in the air): To infinity and beyond!
http://images.disneysites.com/clipart/images77/Movies/ Toy_Story/Buzz_Lightyear/buzz01a.gif
http://www.acadlib.lv/~aivars/e/disney/talespin/kitsm.jpg
(Kit walks up to the arena. The audience is silent.)
BALOO: You go, Little Bridges!
(Linus and Bart stare at each other.)
LINUS: Okay, um, let's interview the contestant, shall we?
BART: Uh, yeah, why not?
LINUS: So, Buzz, what do you do for a living?
BUZZ: Well, I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger. I'm stationed up at the Gamme quadrant of Sector..ummm...it's been a while. I'm not good with numbers. I forget, but I protect the galaxy from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the galactic alliance!
LINUS: And that's his life story! Onto you, Bart!
BART: Kit. I can see that you got the old-fashioned backwards baseball cap. Babble about yourself.
KIT: Well, I'm the navigator of the Sea Dog. Papa Bear tere is the pilot. Together, we do cool stuff and fight evil bad guys and space pirates!
DON CARNAGE (in the audience): Hey! What are you sayeenk about me? I am ze best pilot in ze whole world, God forbid!
KIT: Uh, I...I never talked about YOU, Don. Why, you're a hero too! Uh, a very good one! Yeah!
DON: Hmph! You are just beink sarcastique! Now I will kill you!
(Don fires a laser gun at Kit, while at the same time, Buzz's arm is also pointed straight at Kit, with his finger ready to press the "LASER" button.)
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Round 1 Matches
DISNEY/FLEISCHER DIVISION
1. Mickey Mouse (Mickey Mouse)
16. Uncle Seltzer (The Captain and the Kids)
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8. Genie (Aladdin)
9. PJ (Goof Troop)
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5. Simba (Lion King)
12. Gyro Gearloose (DuckTales)
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4. Donald Duck (Donald Duck)
13. Bonkers D. Bobcat (Bonkers)
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6. Nemo (Finding Nemo)
11. Kim Possible (Kim Possible)
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3. Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)
14. Kit Cloudkicker (TaleSpin)
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7. Jiminy Cricket (Pinocchio)
10. James P. Sullivan (Monsters, Inc.)
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2. Popeye (Popeye)
15. Wilbur (The Rescuers)
UNIVERSAL/VIACOM DIVISION
1. Eric Cartman (South Park)
16. Underdog (Underdog)
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8. Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget)
9. Doug Funnie (Doug)
---
5. Timmy Turner (The Fairly OddParents)
12. Ginger Foutley (As Told by Ginger)
---
4. Fievel Mouskewitz (An American Tail)
13. Alvin Seville (Alvin & the Chipmunks)
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6. Bullwinkle (The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle)
11. Rudy Tabootie (ChalkZone)
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3. Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)
14. Petrie (The Land Before Time)
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7. Angelica Pickles (Rugrats)
10. Eliza Thornberry (The Wild Thornberries)
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2. Spongebob Squarepants (Spongebob Squarepants)
15. Invader ZIM (Invader ZIM)
WARNER BROS./FOX DIVISION
1. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
16. Dick Dastardly (Wacky Races)
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8. Samurai Jack (Samurai Jack)
9. Smurfette (The Smurfs)
---
5. Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
12. Master Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
---
4. Norville "Shaggy" Rogers (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?)
13. Freakazoid (Freakazoid!)
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6. Yosemite Sam (Looney Tunes)
11. Philip J. Fry (Futurama)
---
3. Jerry Mouse (Tom & Jerry)
14. Numbah 4 (Codename: Kids Next Door)
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7. Blossom Utonium (The Powerpuff Girls)
10. Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory)
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2. Fred Flintstone (The Flintstones)
15. Mandy (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
ANIME/MISCELLANEOUS
1. Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)
16. Doraemon (Doraemon)
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8. Jason Fox (FoxTrot)
9. Vash the Stampede (Trigun)
---
5. Luffy D. Monkey (One Piece)
12. Kid Muscle (Ultimate Muscle: The Kinnikuman Legacy)
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4. Ranma (Ranma 1/2)
13. Tai Kamiya (Digimon)
---
6. Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
11. InuYasha (InuYasha)
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3. Shrek (Shrek)
14. Katsumi Liqueur (Silent Möbius)
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7. Ash Ketchum (Pokémon)
10. Huey Freeman (The Boondocks)
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2. Yugi Mutou (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
15. Wallace (Wallace & Gromit)