Favorite video game quotes

[Dark Nidoknight]

Tell me if this has been done before.

Okay, so everyone post your favorite quote from a video game. Heres some of my favorites.

"I, Garland, will knock you all down!"~Garland, FF1

"Ha ha ha! Do it! Do it! Do it moooore! ... ...Hunh? No, it's nothing... I didn't mean it."~Marin, Zelda 4, when you attack a chicken too much.

"Thou art dead."~When you die in Dargon Warrior 1

"Why do you keep touching me?"~ Footman in Warcraft 1 if you click on him too much

[Shadowfax]

"uh-oh, the truck have started to move!" - Solid Snake from Metal Gear.

I have loads more but its too early to think :p

[classy_cat18]

"Oh, look at all of the pretty stars. Twinkle twinkle..." -- the Rito girl when you throw her into the wall, The Legend of Zelda: TWW

Mary: "You can have this piece of paper. It's been wedged in my..."
Kazooie: "No! I don't want to know where it's been!"
-- from Banjo-Tooie

I have bad memory, so I'll come back when I think of more.

[The Prophet]

Wait, he says... Do I look like a waiter?- Kefka
You all sound like chapters from a self-help booklet!-Kefka
Eww.... something's stuck to my leg!- Terra, after first battle with Ultros
The black wind howls.... one among you... will shortly perish.- Janus
Nyao!- Kitties in Chrono Trigger

Lots more, just don't feel like postin' em.

[CuteLassJigglypuff]

"I don't care what you're doing, so much as the idiotic way you're doing it." - Vincent Valentine to Don Corneo, FF7

"Hee, hee! Nothing can beat the music of hundreds of voices of voices screaming in unison!" - Kefka, FF6

"You spoony bard!" - Tellah, FF4

"The trick is to know when to walk away and know when to RUN!" - Ronfar, Lunar: Eternal Blue Complete, when you run away from a battle.

[Musourenka]

Originally posted by CuteLassJigglypuff
[COLOR=deeppink"The trick is to know when to walk away and know when to RUN!" - Ronfar, Lunar: Eternal Blue, when you run away from a battle.
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Small correction: That's for the PS version only (Eternal Blue Complete), not the original Sega CD version.

My favorites:

"Excuses and women are equally tiring." - Ryudo, Grandia II

"Never let the curve of a hip, or the charm in a woman's eyes sway you. Many a man has made that mistake, to their eternal damnation." - Leo, Lunar: Eternal Blue

"Liar! I was a perfect lady last night!" - Lucca, Chrono Trigger

[Azure Pathos-Sketchit]

1) "I know it's a rock, stupid!" - Garet, Golden Sun

2) "Even your memories may not be real." - Rouge the Bat

3) "Oh, so you're in on this too?! Fine! I've had it with all your conspiracies! I'm not telling!" - Piers' concluding remark about his age. XD

[DarkTemplarZ]

"The constitution expresses a man's right to bear arms... and.. and arm bears and all points in between! Whoever heard of a gun or... or a bear causing problems? This is all... cocky-pop or whatever that word is!" - Alex Shrub, GTA Vice City

"Gee, that's a tough one Admiral, you'll have to let me think about that one for a minute... You know, how about I just massacre your remaining troops and watch you die in agony? How would that be?" - Kerrigan, StarCraft: Brood War

[andyizcool]

"Giving up already I thought you were stronger than that!"~Riku (Kingdom Hearts)

You would think that Sora is so weak he needs this kind of advice to help him.

~Andrew

[andyizcool]

"I have obtained the Infinite Power!"~General Baal (Grandia)

What was he thinking when he said that?

~Andrew

[Austrian ViceMaster Alex]

"Plebs are needed!" ~ Caesar 2

"Uh oh! The truck have started to move!" ~ Metal Gear

"You must first attempt to find missing our Grey Fox." ~ Metal Gear

"I feel asleep!" ~ Metal Gear

[Nace]

"Using a dog pill, Badbad turned the townspeople into dogs." -Preist in Secret of the Stars (that game is so lame it's funny)

"Fungahhh!!" -Chupon from ff6

I'll think of more eventually.

[Avian Freeze]

Originally posted by Nace
"Fungahhh!!" -Chupon from ff6

I LOVE that quote XD. Bowser also says it in Super Mario RPG ;x.

"Wellcome home, honey." ~ Karen, Harvest Moon 64 (Yes, Wellcome, not Welcome, they have so many typos in that game I can't even name them all, I think they even misspelled Natsume as Natusme in the credits X_X)

"No" ~ Felix, Golden Sun 2 (you have to play that game to get it :p)

And not to mention "..." ~ Isaac, Golden Sun

"Aww, poor baby." ~ Sheba, Golden Sun 2 o_O

"You bring frog to eat?" ~ Ayla, Chrono Trigger (I'm not sure if that's the exact quote, it's something like that, when she sees Frog there)

"What is this? It's warm, and furry, and..."
"Justin, you pervert!" ~ Justin and Feena, Grandia (that was so wrong ;x)

There are a bunch more good ones I'm probably forgetting o.o.

[andyizcool]

"Good work Jack but this is where it gets interesting!"~Solidus (Metal Gear Solid 2)

I think it does get interesting when he's faster and stronger and dying in that battle is really interesting.

~Andrew

[Azure Pathos-Sketchit]

Originally posted by Avian Freeze
And not to mention "..." ~ Isaac, Golden Sun

BWAHAHAAAA! But we musn't forget the almighty "!!!". XD

Oh yeah, I just remembered a couple more Golden Sun ones:

"I wish I could console you somehow.....It must be tough.... I just wish I'd had one last taste of Felix's mother's cookies." - Garet (what a loveable idiot. XD)

"Get a grip, Garet! No one's touching you!" - Isaac

[andyizcool]

"Kill me now!"~Fortune (Metal Gear Solid 2)

She keeps saying that and see knows no bullets can hit her so what's the point in keep saying that?

~Andrew

[Outlaw JT]

"Jolee: I did it all for the wookies!
You: The wookies?
Jolee: The wookies!" Star Wars: KOTOR

"I can't help but feel partially responsible for all this." you from Star Wars: KOTOR, you need to play the game to a certain point to understand how truly hilarious this one is.

"May I blast the pompous meatbag now, Master?" HK-47, Star Wars: KOTOR

"Master of unlocking." do i really need to tell you all what that's from?

"You could help me stay on the right path. Whenever I do something just blink once for light side and twice for dark side." you Star Wars: KOTOR

[andyizcool]

"Fear me, hate me more, I am you!"~Kahu's Kalma (Jade Cocoon 2)

This guy says some really weird stuff when you're fighting him because he's your evil side.

~Andrew

[Ultarius]

Meh, I forget all my favorite quotes.

But, I do remember when the main character from GTAIII said, "..."

[Zup]

"Oh, and Jeff wets the bed sometimes." Dr. Andonuts from Earthbound. That's not direct, I can't remember the actual one, but it's very close to that.

[Mewfour]

"I'm going to bathe the circuit in BLOOD!"

-Pico (F-Zero GX)

[The Muffin Man]

"Ness! I'm feelin goooooood. I'm I'm haaaaaaaaapppyyy!"
Giygas from Earthbound. The entity of all Evil. It makes more sense as a serious quote if you know that he's trying to psyche you out and terrify you.

"Ness took out the Ruler! Now he can easily find the length of things!"
"Ness took out the Protractor! He can now roughly find the angle of things!"

[Sir Chris]

"The black winds howl... one of ye shall perish soon"

~ Janus, CT

~ Chris

[Pizzasgood]

"OAK: I stink? let me think..." Professor Oak, Pokemon Blue.

(I just started over and called Gary "I stink".):P

[Pewter City Geodude]

I started another topic specifically for this game, but NHL 2002 had some hilarious quotes. Here are a few examples. The broadcasters are Jim Huson and Don Taylor.

Jim: "(Insert goalie name) can handle slapshots like that any day! They say he stops them in his sleep!"
Don: "He needs a better place to sleep."

Don: "I don't need my Spidey-senses to tell me that hit had too much estrogen."
Jim: "Don't you mean testosterone?"
Don: "Meh, whatever."

Don: "Hi folks, Jim asked me to do this welcome back segment on my own because he had to go look for another color guy. Hey, wait a minute..."

Don: "Oh, he hit him like a hockey player! ...I guess that was kind of a bad analogy, huh?" (something like that)

Don: "Never underestimate the power of glove."

Don: "Oh, glove is in the air!"

Don: "Oh, glove is a many-splendored thing!"

Don: "Oh, he's gettin' a little showy with the glove!"

Don: "The glove is so versatile, it catches, it...it catches. Ok, maybe versatile wasn't the right word."

Don: "He really didn't get that much bang for his puck."
Jim: "Don, you've sunk to a new low."
Don: "I have, haven't I?"

Don: "So now they're in front. They're in an ideal position to cough up the lead. Let's see how long it takes 'em."

Don: "Without his blocker, that would've been a really painful arm save."

[Kari and Mewtwo]

"Don't tease the Octopus kids!" ~Ultros, FF6

"This is Sickening! You sound like a bunch of chapters out of a self-help booklet! Prepare yourselves!" ~Kefka, FF6

"Time to die, everyone!" ~Trance Kuja, FF9

[The Muffin Man]

"Eeeeyuch!! Seafood Soup!" ~ Ultros, FF3

"Muscle-heads? Hate 'em!!" ~ Ultros, FF3

"EEEEK! There's...something on my leg!" ~ Terra, FF3

"*mumblemumble*'N SOME BREAD TOO!*sits back down*" ~ Sleeping guard in FF3