How the Digimon ALMOST Ruined Christmas!

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Part 1
Agumon voice over: Anime Corner, a suburb of Toon Town, where we anime characters live. Everyone loves those disgusting Pokemon but hate us Digimon! Even Santa Claus! But this Christmas, we will rise above all of them and ruin Christmas once and for all! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
(Cuts to a PokeCenter where Ash and his friends are in drinking some hot chocolate. A snowstorm rages on outside.)
Nurse Joy: Quite a storm we're having, huh guys?
Misty: Yeah, I'm glad we're inside drink a nice cup of hot chocolate.
Brock: And I'm glad to be next to you Nurse Joy!
(Misty pulls his ear.)
Misty: Cut it out, Brock.
Meanwhile Team Rocket are in the cold and are freezing.
James: I told you not to spend all of our money on that robot, Jessie!
Meowth: I think eight of my nine lives just froze completely!
Jessie (Teeth chattering): $200,000 for this and it doesn't come with a heater and battery! What a rip off!
James: Let's go into that PokeCenter!
(TR goes around back and enters the kitchen through the back door.)
Meowth (Whispering): We're in!
Wobbuffet pops out of its Pokeball.
Wobbuffet (Loudly): Wobbuffet!
Jessie: Quiet you!
Ash and the others stop talking.
Misty: Was that Team Rocket?
Brock: It sounded like it.
Ash: THey must have been in the cold and came in to be warmed up.
Joy: Well, it is Christmas and it's the time of year to be kind to others.
Ash: That's it! Let's let them join us!
Nurse Joy opens the kitchen door.
James: Eeeek! We've been found!
Joy: Don't be like that. Please join us.
Jessie: What?
Joy: It's Christmas and you don't deserve to spend the night in a kitchen.
Meowth (With tears in his eyes): Do ya really mean it?
Ash and friends enter.
Brock: Of course.
Misty: It is Christmas after all.
Phone rings and Nurse Joy answers it. On the screen are Prof. Oak, Tracey, and Mrs. Ketchum.

To be continued....

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Part 2

Ash: Hey Professor!
Oak: Why, hello there!
Mrs. Ketchum: Merry Christmas!
Tracey: We just called to let you know that some of your friends from the Houen region are coming to visit!
Ash: You mean May, Max, Norman, and Caroline are gonna visit us?
Mrs. Ketchum: That’s right and they’re bringing some others as well!
Oak: Please come to Pallet Town right away!
Back at the Digimon’s headquarters, the Digimon are building a very large machine.
Agumon: Is the machine ready?
Palmon: Almost, Sir!
Agumon (Mr. Burns like): Excellent!
In Pallet Town….
Ash and his friends arrive and see their friends. Along with them are Harrison and three other trainers (a boy and two girls) they have never seen before.
Max: Hey, Ash!
Ash: Hi guys!
May: Let me introduce you to my friends! You already met Harrison. These are the others.
Walks over to one who is in Goth like clothing.
May: This is Raymond. He specializes in the Dragon and Ghost type Pokemon.
Raymond: Hey! What’s up?
Points to another who is a girl wearing a wealthy person’s clothing.
May: Meet Lacey. Her parents are millionaires but she is very nice.
Misty: Wow! It must be nice to live in a big house!
Lacey: Not really. It’s quite dull.
James: Finally! Someone I can relate to!
May goes over to the last trainer. She is wearing clothes similar to May’s.
May: And this is my best friend, Sarah. She loves the Psychic type!
Sarah: Hi!
Oak: Why don’t you come over to my lab? Your Pokemon can play in the snow with the other Pokemon there.
Ash and friends: Great!
Over at Professor Oak’s lab….
Bayleef is using its Vine Whip to decorate a Christmas tree with Noctowl, Heracross, and Kingler. Bayleef turns around, sees Ash, and runs toward him.
Bayleef (Happily): Bay! Bay!
Bayleef tackles Ash.
Ash: Hey Bayleef! Great to see you!
Phanpy peeks into the room, sees Ash, and runs towards him as well.
Phanpy (Happily): Phanpy! Phan! Phan!
Ash: Hey there, Phanpy!
Misty: They seem so happy to see you, Ash.
Lacey: That Phanpy is so cute!
Ash: Thanks. I was there when it hatched.
Harrison: Do you have any other Pokemon here?
Ash: Yeah! I have my Cyndaquil, Snorlax, many Tauros, Muk, and Bulbasaur here.
Oak: You may let your Pokemon out now. Feel right at home.
All: Thanks Professor!
Jessie lets Seviper and Wobbuffet out. James, his Cacnea, Brock, his Lotad, Forttress, and Mudkip.
Lacey: C’mon out!
A Jigglypuff, Marril, and Spheal pop out.
Sarah lets her Spoink, Kadabra, Jynx, and Hypno out.
Raymond releases his Bagon, Gengar, Dragonair, and Sableye.
Everyone else releases his or her Pokemon as well.
Outside the lab in the snow, all of the Pokemon are happily playing with each other. Togepi is rolling around in the snow with Jigglypuff, the two Marrils, Spheal, and Phanpy. Pikachu, Meowth, Wobbuffet, Cacnea, Jynx, Kadabra, and Snorlax are making snow angels. All of the other Pokemon are making snowmen and snow forts.
Caroline: Well, the Pokemon sure seem happy.
Norman: It’s no surprise. Pokemon also need a day off from battling too, you know.
Ash and the others are down by a frozen lake where Ice Pokemon are now living.
Lacey: Cool, Professor! You mean that you allow wild Pokemon to come and live here?
Oak: Why yes. You see, by doing so I can study the way Pokemon live in the wild and in return I provide them with a home.
A large snowball starts to roll down the hill.
Jessie: Watch out! A giant snowball is coming this way!
They all run and scream when it stops suddenly. Togepi pops out.
Togepi: Toge-preeeeeeeeee! Toge! Toge!
Raises its arms up to Misty who then picks it up.
Misty: Oh Togepi! Please don’t do that again.
Suddenly something falls from the sky and crashes.
Sarah: What was that?
Max: I’ll go and find out.
Max goes over and calls for the others. They go to the crash site and see a hurt Delibird on the ground seriously hurt and crying in pain and terror. Brock goes near it.
Delibird (Scared): Deli! Deli! Deli!
Brock: Relax, Delibird. I won’t hurt you. I want to help you and so do the others.
Delibird is still terrified and is struggling to get up and escape.
James: Meowth, you’re a Pokemon, so go over and try to talk to it and translate what it says.
Meowth: All right.
Meowth goes over to Delibird.
Meowth: As a fellow Pokemon, could you please tell us what happened so that we can at least try and help you?
Delibird is silent for a moment and then starts to explain in fear.
Meowth (As Delibird is telling its story): Uh huh. Uh huh. Go on. Really? That’s horrible! And then what happened?
Delibird shrieks very loudly.

To Be Continued....

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Part 3

James: What did it say?
Meowth: It said that it is one of Santa Claus’ helpers and delivers presents all over the world in order to conserve time. It was flying over Viridian City when a large machine appeared. It attacked Delibird and chased it as it tried to escape until it crashed here.
Sarah (To Kadabra): Teleport Delibird to the nearest PokeCenter! Let Nurse Joy know that this is an emergency.
Delibird (Before being Teleported): Delleeeeeeeeeeee!
May: That poor Delibird! It looked like it was in a lot of pain.
Meowth: It was and just before it left, it wanted us to find Santa.
Spoink looks up as well as Pikachu and Togepi.
Spoink: Spoink! Spoink!
Sarah: What is it, Bouncy?
Ash: Bouncy?
Sarah: That’s my nickname for this lil fella. (To Spoink) What do you see?
Jessie (Pointing): Look up there!
A sled appears and lands on the ground. Santa Claus steps off of the sled.
Santa: Where’s Delibird? Where’s Helper 1295?
Brock: It fell from the sky seriously injured and Teleported to the closest PokeCenter.
Mrs. Ketchum: It was horrible!
Oak: It was too weak to move.
Meowth: Since I am a Pokemon, I helped out by translating it and told everyone what happened!
Santa: What did it say?
Max: The translation was that your Delibird was flying over Viridian City delivering the presents when some large machine surfaced and attacked it. Delibird then tried to escape from the strange device but it pursued your Pokemon until it was so weak that it landed here.
Santa: Oh dear! This is serious! The fate of Christmas may lie in the hands of whoever is behind the attack! There’s no time! You kids must come with me to the North Pole!
Mrs. Ketchum: Santa, will Ash be okay there?
Santa: Of course he will, Delia. He’s been there before.
Mrs. Ketchum: Okay then. Ash, be a good boy for Santa, sweetie!
Ash (Blushing): Mom! You’re embarrassing me in front of Santa Claus!
Caroline (To May and Max): Same thing to you two! And Max, remember that you’re allergic to all nuts, so don’t eat anything that you are not sure about!
May and Max (Together): Mom!
Kadabra Teleports back to Prof. Oak’s lab.
Santa: Everyone, get onto the sled! We’re taking off!
Mrs. Ketchum: Ash, wait!
Ash: What is it, Mom?
Mrs. Ketchum: You forgot your scarf that I knitted for you! You might catch a cold with out it! Oh Mimie!
Mr. Mime comes out with a scarf on and carrying a very old and worn out scarf and gives it to Ash. Ash just sits there and stares at it.
Mrs. Ketchum: Put it on for Mommy!
Ash: But it’s too small! You knitted this for me when I was three.
Mrs. Ketchum (Angrily as head gets bigger): I SAID PUT IT ON!
Ash (Timidly with voice cracking): Okay. Okay. I’ll put it on!
Ash wraps the scarf around his neck. It barely covers his neck.
Mrs. Ketchum (Happily): There! Isn’t that much better?
Sled lifts off the ground and flies into the air.
Jessie (Whispering): I’m glad she’s not my mom!
Harrison (To Ash): You’re right! That scarf IS too small!
Misty: Mr. Mime’s scarf is gigantic compared to yours!
Several minutes later, Santa and the others arrive at the North Pole. Pikachu is now wearing Ash’s scarf.
Santa: Here we are!
Jessie: Wow! This place is bigger than the last time we saw it!
Santa: That’s because more Pokemon have come to live here and help me. Delibird are so good at carrying items in the sack they like to collect food in that they have become the perfect Pokemon to help all of the Jynx and me deliver Christmas presents. It cuts the time in half!
Just then, one of the Jynx comes out of a building in a state of panic and waving her arms.
Santa: What is it?
Jynx: Jynx! Jynx! Jyeeeeeeeeenks!
Santa: We must go to the main office! That’s where all of the Christmas lists arrive and all of the communication devices are located. Jynx just told me that there is a call waiting for me from a very upset group of people.
Santa and the others enter the office.
Santa: Yes? What is it?
Giovanni turns around with Butch and Cassidy behind him.
James: I don’t believe it!
Meowth: It’s the Boss!
Jessie: Why’s he calling Santa?
Giovanni: Santa Claus, heard about your Delibird from the news. We have a bit more information on what all occurred. The three of us saw it all.
Santa: Well, what happened?
Butch: We were outside practicing our Pokemon battling when we saw it.
Cassidy: We saw a huge object flying in the sky that was like a spaceship.
Giovanni: It then some how camouflaged itself in the trees and sat there until it saw the Delibird.
Butch: As soon as it flew on by the hidden contraption, lasers were shot at it.
Cassidy: It then screamed in pain and frantically tried to escape but that thing kept following it and attacking.
Giovanni: We don’t know anything else at this point.
Santa: Giovanni! Butch! Cassidy! You must come to the North Pole and help! You three are the only ones that can identify that-that-that apparatus!
Giovanni: Right. We’ll use my helicopter.
A few minutes later, Giovanni, Butch, and Cassidy arrive.
Jessie: Well, Cassidy, I never thought I’d see the day when we’d have to work together as partners.
Cassidy: I know but at times like this, you must forget all rivalry and learn to work together.
James: Truce, Butch?
Butch: Truce for now, James.
Ash: Now we must find out who’s behind all of this and stop them.
On a different screen, Agumon is watching our friends.
Agumon (In a sinister way): So they think they can stop us? Fools! We are undefeatable! They’ll never stop us! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Lampmon: Here’s the coffee you wanted sir.
Agumon sips the coffee and spits it out.
Agumon (Angrily): What are you?! An idiot?! I asked for a “Mocha Carmel Vanilla Latte with whipped cream and skim milk!” Not skim filth! Blagh! Take it away!
Meowth: Wow. Look at all those toys.
Togepi looks around happily and sees a doll. It walks over to it and picks it up.
Togepi (As it hugs the doll happily): Toge-preeeee!
Santa: Oh so you like that toy, do you Togepi? You can have it.
Togepi plays happily with its new toy.
Another Jynx screams.
Santa: What is it?
Jynx points to a screen where another Delibird is injured.
James: Not again!
Giovanni: Whoever is behind all of this certainly has your helpers locked wherever they go.
Santa: One of my Jynx has just been attacked along with the Delibird helping her!
Meowth: Wow! They were hurt near Rustboro City.
Cassidy: And another near Cherrygrove.
Butch: And this one near Celedon!
Ash: We must try and figure out where the next attack will be!
Max: Yeah, before more Pokemon are hurt!
May: But how?
Brock: We don’t even know if these are random attacks or patterned.
Kecleon now notices something and points to the screen.
Harrison: What is it?
Kecleon: Kecleon! Kecleon1
Points to a screen.
Giovanni: There’s nothing there.
Ash: Wait a minute. Kecleon can turn invisible, right? So maybe it spotted something invisible as well.
Cassidy: He has a point.
Suddenly a large device becomes visible and attacks another Delibird.
Jessie: Eek! What was that?
Butch: That machine we described earlier.
James: It’s huge!
May: It’s gigantic!
Max: It’s horrible!
Meowth: I think I see who’s driving that thing.
Raymond: Who is it?
Meowth: It looks like a…. DIGIMON?!
Dragonair nods its head.
Harrison: Your Dragonair seems to know that too.
Sneasel points to another screen.
Sneasel: Sneasel! Sneasel! Snes!
Houndoom and Houndour begin to bark angrily. All of the other Pokemon except for Meowth and Togepi seem really upset.
Santa: What now?
On the screens, several houses are missing their Christmas trees and presents.
James: It’s getting worse!
Brock: All those families now have nothing for Christmas day!
Cassidy: Who could be so heartless to do such a thing?
Giovanni: Not even Team Rocket members would do such a thing.
Gengar (Using Telepathy): Digimon.
Ash: I didn’t know Gengar could use telepathy.
Raymond: Neither did I.
Gengar: Digimon are the culprits here.
Soon other Pokemon are communicating with telepathy.
Sarah’s Jynx: That’s right. And we must stop them.
Misty: But how?
Hypno: Simply by predicting the next target.
Kadabra: By using our Psychic powers, we should be able to foretell where and when they will attack next!

What will happen? Find out next time!