<Game> Questions Only 10 (LV APPR)

[Fett One]

These are the rules:
1.- QUESTIONS ONLY - The title says it. Never say anything out of a question.
2.- Every post must be related to the previous post.
3.- Do not post more than 5 times within 24 hours.
4.- Everyone must abide by the rules of the PCG forum and TPM in general, as in all other topics.



How many people here are religious?

[Pichu]

Religion are god stuff, right? Wasn't god the ****ing ******* who dissed pokémon in some places?

[classy_cat18]

Why don't we skip this subject?

[Heald]

Does anyone here like skipping?

[Duo_Washu_III]

isn't that where you step then hop?or is it like skipping a step of things to do?cyndaquil, why are you insulting God?


and having no relation whatsoever, why do i ask many questions?

[Fett One]

Do you ask a lot of questions because you think it's fun?

[Lady Vulpix]

Isn't it only fun if the questions are good?

[Royal_Goddess_Tina]

What are some characteristics that make a question, a "good" question?

[Lady Vulpix]

What was that comma for?

[Royal_Goddess_Tina]

Do you think maybe it was for decoration or maybe I accidently put it there?

[Lady Vulpix]

Do you know why you put it there?

[Duo_Washu_III]

do you think homestar could of done it?is there evidence?what if it's homsar?

[Lady Vulpix]

Who are homestar and homsar?

[Fett One]

Is it possible that he typed the name wrong one of those 2 times?

[Lady Vulpix]

In that case, what's the right name, and who is it?

[Fett One]

Isn't "homestar" the correct name?

[Duo_Washu_III]

do you doubt me now (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail2.html)?

out of game: more! (http://skullie.rocketjump.org/homsar.html)

[Fett One]

When did I ever doubt you?

[Lady Vulpix]

And why do you keep posting "out of game" bits on this topic?

[Pichu]

Is that because he is asking permission to get banned from this game?

[Fett One]

If he wanted permission then why didn't he just ask normally?

[Lady Vulpix]

What's with people asking to be banned?

[Duo_Washu_III]

why would i want to be banned from a game as fun as this?

[Fett One]

Would temporary insanity be a good reason for someone wanting to be banned from a fun game?

[Duo_Washu_III]

are you saying i'm insane?

[ILikePokemonP]

What would happen to me if I was?

[Fett One]

If you were, could we lock you up in an insane asylum?

[Duo_Washu_III]

what's an asylum?

[EVme15]

Is it that pretty white room with the padded walls?

[Lady Vulpix]

How is that pretty?

[Fett One]

Are you saying then that people can't find it to be pretty?

[Lady Vulpix]

What beauty do you find in it?
And wasn't that originally my question?

[Royal_Goddess_Tina]

Do you think that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder?

[Duo_Washu_III]

who is the "beholder"?

[Lady Vulpix]

Can anyone become a beholder by... erm... beholding something?

[Fett One]

How do you behold something?

[Royal_Goddess_Tina]

What kind of things can you behold?

[Duo_Washu_III]

are they evil things?

[Fett One]

Why do they have to be evil things? Can't they be cute animals?

[Royal_Goddess_Tina]

Can't cute animals be evil too?

[Fett One]

Do you mean like those deer that attacked Lisa in that one episode of the Simpsons?

[Royal_Goddess_Tina]

Are you saying that deer are cute animals? And, do you think I actually watch the Simpsons?

[Fett One]

Are you saying that deer aren't cute animals? Why don't you watch the Simpsons?

[Duo_Washu_III]

why do i watch the simpsons?

[Lady Vulpix]

How are we supposed to know why you watch The Simpsons, if you don't know it yourself?

[Fett One]

Could it possible that Duo thinks we are all psychics?

[Royal_Goddess_Tina]

Is anyone here psychic?

[Lady Vulpix]

Does having some generally useless premonitions and sometimes accidentally catching someone else's thoughts, and being able to send psychic pulses for others to look at me make me a psychic?

[Fett One]

Do you think that makes you a psychic?

[Royal_Goddess_Tina]

Would you like to be psychic? Wouldn't it freak you out having visions of people being murdered and such?

[Fett One]

Are you asking me if I want to be a psychic that reads minds (telepathes) or a psychic that can predict the future?

[Royal_Goddess_Tina]

Well, which one would you like to be?

[Fett One]

Can I be a telepath?

[Lady Vulpix]

Are you asking for permission, or wondering about the possibility?

[Fett One]

Can't I be asking both?

[Lady Vulpix]

In that case, who's your question/request directed at?

[Duo_Washu_III]

is it directed at me?

[Royal_Goddess_Tina]

Why do you assume it is directed at you?

[Duo_Washu_III]

didn't fett one think i thought you were all psychics?

[Royal_Goddess_Tina]

Were fett one's thoughts accurate? Do you think everyone here is psychic?

[Fett One]

Do you think my thoughts were accurate?

[Duo_Washu_III]

does my head hurt because of being accurate?

[Fett One]

How should we know if your head hurts or not?

[Royal_Goddess_Tina]

If your head hurts, do you think maybe you should go to the hospital?

[Duo_Washu_III]

while my head hurts, why does my kitten run up and down the stairs?

[Lady Vulpix]

What do you expect a kitten to do? Play a solitaire?

[Fett One]

Could a kitten be taught to play solitaire?

[Pichu]

Why is it only dogs can do tricks? Why can't cats (as in play solitaire)?

[Lady Vulpix]

Did you know there's a man who trains cats to use the toilet?
Anyway, when have you seen a dog play solitaire?

[Fett One]

Are those cats capable of flushing the toilet as well?

[Royal_Goddess_Tina]

Does anyone here have a cat that plays solitaire or flushes toilets?

[Fett One]

Could a person make a fortune off of a cat that can do both?

[Lady Vulpix]

Did you know I've seen cats use and flush the toilet on TV?
Anyway, would a can that can play solitaire allow a person to make a fortune off of that talent?

[Pichu]

How can a can of chicken broth do talent?

[Duo_Washu_III]

what are you talking about, cyndaquil?what can a can of chicken do?

[Royal_Goddess_Tina]

Can you actually buy cans of chicken? Would the chicken still have its feathers?

[Lady Vulpix]

How can a chicken get inside a can?

[Fett One]

Wouldn't a chicken fit inside a can if you cut it into little pieces first?

[Lady Vulpix]

Don't you feel sorry for the chicken :(?
How did I know you'd be the next one to post a question?

[Pichu]

I dunno... lucky guess?

[Fett One]

Is it because I always post in this game and I happened to be on at the same time as you?

[Lady Vulpix]

How did you guess?

[Fett One]

Would you call it luck that I happened to notice that you were on-line at the time?

[Lady Vulpix]

Does that mean you knew why I knew what I knew for the same reason I knew what I knew?

[Royal_Goddess_Tina]

Are you obsessed with the word "knew" or something? Is it your word of the day?

[Fett One]

Do you think it is wrong to post words over and over and over and over?

[Duo_Washu_III]

why don't we say over,over and over and over?

[Fett One]

Doesn't my way sound funnier though?

[Lady Vulpix]

What's wrong with using the same word many times in the same sentence anyway?

[Pichu]

If you used a word many times in a question, does that mean that it has to be funny?

[Fett One]

We are we to assume then that you didn't find it funny?

[Pichu]

What do you mean that you are you that you find it funny? xD

[Fett One]

Can't people make mistakes?

[Duo_Washu_III]

what if people didn't make mistakes?

[Pichu]

Will everyone on the planet earth be Rocket Scientists, professors, and graduates with quadruple majors? Will there be no more poverty?

[Fett One]

Wouldn't there still be poverty since we don't need so many scientist/professors?

[Duo_Washu_III]

what is poverty?

[Fett One]

Doesn't poverty mean "poor"?

[Duo_Washu_III]

would i have poverty in knowledge compared to you people?

[Fett One]

Is that possible?

[Royal_Goddess_Tina]

Did you know that anything is possible?

[Lady Vulpix]

In that case, is it possible for something to be impossible?

[Pichu]

So do you mean that is anything or something that is usually impossible to be possible in any possible case even though it is impossible?

[Fett One]

Do you even understand what you just said?

[Duo_Washu_III]

could what you say rhyme?

[Pichu]

If I don't understand, why would I have asked it?

[Lady Vulpix]

Don't people ask about things they don't understand?

[Fett One]

Is that the only reason why people ask questions?

[Duo_Washu_III]

speaking of asking questions, shouldn't there be a game where you ask a question an someone answers it, then asks their own question? is it a bad idea?

[soggy_cardboard]

Is anyone else as confused as I am?

O_o

[shazza]

How confused are you??

[Lady Vulpix]

Can confusion be measured?

[Royal_Goddess_Tina]

Do you think there is a special confusion measuring device used to measure how confused people are?

[Lady Vulpix]

How would that device work?

[Fett One]

Would it scan your brain activity to determine your level of confusion?

[Lady Vulpix]

Wouldn't that be confusing? And if so, wouldn't it alter the results?

[Fett One]

How would it alter the results?

[ILikePokemonP]

How could it not alter the results?

[Linux]

am I supposed to know how it alters the results?

[Lady Vulpix]

Are you confused already?
If thinking about such a device causes confusion, wouldn't using it cause even more?
And in that case, wouldn't the confusion readings be higher than they would be without the device? Therefore, wouldn't the results be altered?

Had you seen a proof written wholly in questions before?

[Fett One]

What woulld you say if someone has seen proof written wholely in questions before?

[Lady Vulpix]

Would it be ok to ask where?

[Fett One]

Why wouldn't it be ok to ask where? After all isn't this thread question's only?

[Linux]

Isn't this thread named Questions Only (without the apostrophe), and not Question's Only?

[Duo_Washu_III]

does it matter?

[Fett One]

Do you want it to matter?

[Lady Vulpix]

Will it matter if he wants it to?

[Fett One]

Shouldn't it matter if he wants it to?

[shazza]

Why would he want it to matter in the first place?

[Duo_Washu_III]

what were we talking about?

[Lady Vulpix]

Can't you scroll up and see for yourself?

[Fett One]

Could Duo be too lazy to scroll up the page?

[Lady Vulpix]

How much effort can it take?

[shazza]

Why would it even require effort?

[Fett One]

Doesn't everything to some degree require effort?

[Royal_Goddess_Tina]

How much effort would it require to sit totally still or to go to sleep?

[Lady Vulpix]

Have you heard of basal metabolism?

[Duo_Washu_III]

how much effort do you think it takes for me to get out of bed?what is basal metabolism?

[Fett One]

Isn't basal metabolism, the minimum amount of energy required to maintain vital functions in an organism at complete rest?

[dark_tyranitar]

If his basal metabolism is virtually nonexistent, then how come he can post?

[Lady Vulpix]

Who said his basal metabolism was virtually nonexistent, and what does that have to do with being able to post?

[dark_tyranitar]

Why are we commenting on Duo_Washu_III's basal metabolism anyway?

[Fett One]

Is "because it is fun" a good enough answer for you?

[dark_tyranitar]

Yes, I think that is a good answer, and am I causing problems?

[Fett One]

What makes you think that you are causing problems?

[dark_tyranitar]

I think I am causing problems, since I a a total newb who you have ever heard of, so why would I not be causing problems?

[Fett One]

Are you saying than that newbies always cause problems?

[dark_tyranitar]

If I was saying that, I would be insulting other newbies, so should I instead say that newbies by the name of dark_tyranitar cause problems?

[Lady Vulpix]

dark_tyranitar, have you realized half the things you write in your posts are statements rather than questions?

[Moonlight Espeon]

Is it because he thinks anything with a question mark is a question?

[dark_tyranitar]

Are you questioning my use of question marks?

[Moonlight Espeon]

What does it matter to you if I am?

[dark_tyranitar]

Do you think I do not want my dignity?

[Moonlight Espeon]

What makes you think I care?

[dark_tyranitar]

What makes you think I care if you care or not?

[Moonlight Espeon]

Does anybody care about anything?

[dark_tyranitar]

Who knows?

[Lady Vulpix]

Don't the people who care know?
And do you know you've just earned a warning by breaking the 5-posts rule?

[Moonlight Espeon]

Could it be because he is unfamiliar with the rules of this game?

[Duo_Washu_III]

there are rules?

[Lady Vulpix]

How have you been playing all this time without knowing the rules?

[Moonlight Espeon]

Could he be just guessing the rules and regulations?

[Fett One]

Wouldn't it just be easier to read the instructions instead of guessing?

[Linux]

Don't you think you can use your common sense here to follow the instructions of this game?

[Lady Vulpix]

Don't you know that common sense is the least common of all senses?

[Linux]

Should we rename it to uncommon sense, then?

[dark_tyranitar]

What if I am lacking ins all sense? And what if I don't know how to count? And what if I suddenly forgot that 5 does not equal six?

[Duo_Washu_III]

what's common sense?

[Moonlight Espeon]

Duo_Washu_III, do you follow the rules at all? Didn't you see Lady Vulpix's post earlier that involved the 5-word limit? Or were you not paying attention?

[Fett One]

What makes you think that Duo hasn't read that post?

[Linux]

maybe he was mocking us and broke the rule on purpose? should he be dealt a tougher consequence if this was true?

[Duo_Washu_III]

don't you you think i have learned the error of my ways?

[Royal_Goddess_Tina]

What exactly is the error of your ways?

[Lady Vulpix]

Haven't you been paying attention, Tina?

[Fett One]

Should we now make it a rule that people have to pay attention to previous posts?

[Moonlight Espeon]

Wouldn't a better rule be that only people with common sense and people who pay good attention to the rules should post? Shouldn't it be a requirement to read the rules before you come here?

[dark_tyranitar]

Wouldn't that discourage all the lazy people, who comprise 99.99% of people? And I'm still wondering, who has common sense?

[Lady Vulpix]

Where did you get that statistic from?

[dark_tyranitar]

Have you not yet found that all of my statistics are calculated in my own, feeble brain?

[Lady Vulpix]

And do you expect us to rely on them?

[dark_tyranitar]

Would I want you to rely on often false facts?

[Fett One]

If these facts are often false then why do you give them?

[Moonlight Espeon]

Could his intentions be to confuse and misinform us?[

[dark_tyranitar]

Why would I want to misinform relatively well-known members of the TPM community?

[Cheesey]

Maybe you're a sneaky guy who plots to confuse us all?

[Fett One]

What would be the point in confusing all of us?

[Lady Vulpix]

Don't many people often do pointless things?

[Fett One]

Do a lot of people often do pointless things on purpose or by accident?

[dark_tyranitar]

Why would anyone want to waste energy doing something pointless on purpose?

[Moonlight Espeon]

Could it be that people don't know that what they're doing is pointless?

[Fett One]

Can it be blamed on ignorance then?

[Lady Vulpix]

How many things have been done in the name of ignorance?

[Fett One]

Is it a huge number?

[Sanitation Center]

Why don't you count all of those things one by one?

[Linux]

Isnt that something that's uncountable?

[Sanitation Center]

How would you know until you've attempted to count them all? o_0

[Linux]

maybe because it's common sense not to count something like that? ;o

[Fett One]

I know that I'm probably the last person who should be asking this but Linux, isn't what you said more of a statement than a question?

[Cheesey]

What makes you think that, Jeff?

[Duo_Washu_III]

wasn't feztra linux? who is jeff? how long have i been gone?

[Linux]

If it seems to be a question to me, why do you feel the need to harrass me about it?

[Fett One]

Duo, you didn't know my name is Jeff? Linux, why do you think I am harassing you? Didn't I only ask a simple question? Isn't that the point of this game? Am I now asking too many questions?

[Lady Vulpix]

Why do so many people ask if they're asking too many questions?

[Linux]

Could it be because they are?

[mr_pikachu]

Does anyone think that Fett One will comment on Linux's "question" again? Or has he had enough?

[Fett One]

Why would I comment on Linux question again?

[Moonlight Espeon]

Why exactly are we asking questions about questions?
Wouldn't that go in a neverending chain because you'd be asking questions about questions, and then you'd have to ask a question about those questions?
Did that make any sense? o_O

[dark_tyranitar]

Is "because it is fun" a good enough answer to your first question? And isn't a neverending chain the entire point of this game?

[Fett One]

Would you rather have an entirely different point for this game?

[Moonlight Espeon]

Whoever said anything about changing the point of the game?

[Fett One]

Weren't you and dark_tyranitar just talking about the point of this game?

[Lady Vulpix]

But wouldn't changing the point of this game turn it into another game?

[dark_tyranitar]

If we were to change the entire point of this game, would we not then have to change all of the rules, and then go through a process of popularizing this game that takes long and is rather pointlesss?

[Fett One]

If we did make all of those changes, would I have to be the one who makes them?

[Jay]

Can we help?

[Royal_Goddess_Tina]

Would you actually enjoy helping? Would people who help get paid?

[Fett One]

Why would people get paid for helping?

[Lady Vulpix]

Is she trying to get easy money out of a leisure activity?

[Fett One]

If she is, does that mean she likes get rich quick schemes?

[Jay]

Doesn't she know they almost never work?

[Lady Vulpix]

Is she counting on the almost?

[Jay]

How would she count it?

[Sakura12]

Umm... good question? Can someone tell me the answer?

[Lady Vulpix]

Don't you know the difference between counting something and counting on something?

[Sakura12]

Okay, so you're playing on puns? I love puns, but I'm not very good at them, are you?

[Lady Vulpix]

:no: What gave you that idea?

[Jay]

Do you think I meant to not say 'counting on it'? Are you trying to confoozle us in two games now, Gabi?

[Lady Vulpix]

Aren't you the one who's getting everyone confoozled lately, including me?

[Sanitation Center]

I wonder what she (Gabi) could mean by that?

[Fett One]

Why are people saying confoozled instead of confused? Could Gabi saying that mean that Cruption has been trying to confuse her lately?

[Duo_Washu_III]

doesn't confoozled sound cooler?

[Sakura12]

Can we just stop getting each other confused?

[Lady Vulpix]

How can we do that?

[Sakura12]

May I suggest changing the topic?

[Lady Vulpix]

Would changing the topic stop the confusion? If so, what less confusing topic do you have in mind?

[Jay]

Isn't 3 word story a cooler topic?

[Lady Vulpix]

Why do you play this game if you think that way?

[Jay]

I did't say I don't like playing this, did I?

[Fett One]

You may not have said that but do you think that way about this game?

[Pichu]

In what way are you thinking -- or going?

[Fett One]

Did you find my post to be confusing?

[Lady Vulpix]

Why are we talking about confusion again?

[Pichu]

Can we clear up this confusion with map on which way to go?

[Lady Vulpix]

How would a map help us under these circumstances?

[Fett One]

Why wouldn't a map help in this circumstance?

[Jay]

Why can't a map help in this circumstance?

[dark_tyranitar]

Why won't Cyndaquil give us a map now?

[Fett One]

Did he ever say he had a map?

[Lady Vulpix]

Does he have one?

[Fett One]

Should we ask him?