Team help desperately needed

[Master Tony]

I've been working on [another] new team recently, but I'm stumped. Blocked. Confused. Hindered. And other such synonyms. So, I've come here for help. I'm gonna post my current team (basic stuff only, no nature or anything) so you can see how badly I suck. I only have a few simple requests about your suggestions:

1-The Mewtwo, Ho-oh, and Tyranitar stay on the team. You can change their moves, but I've been using these three with great success since the days of GSC.

2-I have a Gameshark (only for catching unobtainables), so the team can have any out of the 386, but I dislike using Legendaries (the three listed above are the only exception EVER, cause I like them)

3-If you suggest EV distribution, please state which stat corresponds with which EV (ie: HP/50)

4-Some UU would be nice, maybe Banette, Mawile, or Vaporeon (I love those 3 :D ) plus a UU Annoyer?

5-Please don't post stupid stuff just to be mean, I never did anything to you. :(

The team-

Tenchi (Mewtwo)
- Psychic
- Recover
- Calm Mind
- Return

Fawkes (Ho-oh)
- Recover
- Sacred Fire
- T-bolt
- Aerial Ace

Rex (Tyranitar Male)
- Crunch
- Rock Slide
- E-Quake
- D-Claw

Cecelia (Roselia Female)
- Toxic
- Leech Seed
- Aromatherapy
- Magical Leaf

Kameko (Lapras Female)
- Surf
- Ice Beam
- Confuse Ray
- Attract

Dizzard (Kecleon Male)
- Skill Swap
- Psybeam (DON'T ASK!!)
- Shadow Ball
- Brick Break

As you can see, I suck. :(

Thanks in advance for any and all help.

[Master Tony]

Anyone? Please?

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Nobody likes meeee *cries*

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[Saturos]

No, it's not that. You have to post your Team in the Rate My Team Section of the RS Threads. Just copy and paste your first post on this Thread, and re-post it in the RMT Section.

[Master Tony]

Ahhhh, OK. I thought because it said final teams that it would be the wrong place, but I guess not. Thanks.

[Saturos]

It DOES look like a well strung Team. It doesn't appear to have any flaws what-so-ever. Have your Team rated over there, and if you get bad scores on it, it's okay. It's their opinions, but it's powerful in your own eyes. If you have a GCN, try it out in Colosseum's Battle Mode.

My Tyranitar has those same moves as well.

No one really did like my Team, but I tried it in Colosseum, and on Mt. Battle, I'm in the 8th Area! That means I've beaten over 80 Trainers.