<Game> Questions Only 11 (LV APPR)

[Fett One]

These are the rules:
1.- QUESTIONS ONLY - The title says it. Never say anything out of a question.
2.- Every post must be related to the previous post.
3.- Do not post more than 5 times within 24 hours.
4.- Everyone must abide by the rules of the PCG forum and TPM in general, as in all other topics.

What is your favorite flavor of ice-cream?

[Kris]

Why do you want to know?

[Fett One]

Wouldn't finding out everyones favorite ice cream flavor be fun?

[phaedrus]

what if i said ice cream was stupid? what if i said ice cream rocked?

[Feztra]

why was I banned?

[Zak]

Were you spamming?

~Zak

[Fett One]

Feztra did you know that you just broke a rule by not staying on topic?

What other reasons could get someone banned besides spamming?

[PancaKe]

Dont you get banned if you flame other people? Or am I wrong?

**PancaKe||

[shazza]

It's quite stupid if you get banned for flaming, don't you think?

[phaedrus]

would you think getting banned for trollingis cruel and unusual? or should we reban feztra for the hell of it?

=X

[Fett One]

What is trolling?

[Agent Elrond]

There Is A Troll In Here?!

[phaedrus]

what color is the troll? is it okay to counter trolls with trolleys? or are fruits the only counter to trolls?

[Jay]

What do trolleys have to do with the banning of Clark?

[phaedrus]

The question is how to counter trolls, no? Thus, by offering trolleys, it's a solution, right? Even if it's not the best, am I not correct that it's a solution?

[Fett One]

Why do you think trolleys are a solution?

[Kris]

Why do you doubt the power of the trolley!!!!

[Fett One]

What powers does the trolley have?

[phaedrus]

It's not what powers the trolley has, but what powers the trolley does not have, right?

[Jay]

Would I be that moronic to prove you wrong, Mr. Strat?

[Lady Vulpix]

Was strat's statement clear enough to be proven right or wrong?

[Fett One]

Do you think it wasn't clear?

[phaedrus]

Do we have to go back to the old "is that cup half full or half empty" argument again?!?!?!?

[Fett One]

When have we ever had that argument?

[phaedrus]

Do you not understand metaphorical questions?

[Fett One]

Why do you want to know?

[Kris]

what does he want to know?

[Lady Vulpix]

Does anyone know or will everyone keep asking the same question?

[Jay]

Perhaps we have been through that argument before? Does that answer it, seeing as I'm pretty confident in my answer?

[Kris]

Why are you trying to confuse me????

[phaedrus]

Kris, Jay is not trying to confuse you, okay? He's just worded so that people of your kind, Kris, will get so confused that they will think, "What the crap is wrong with me?", trusting that I know your kind well, I assume? Or did I assume wrongly?

[Kris]

Did you assume that I am a blonde?

[phaedrus]

Are all blondes dumb?

[Fett One]

Isn't that a stereotype?

[phaedrus]

I don't know...are you a sterotype? <:o

*walks to a corner*

[Fett One]

Is that suppose to be an insult?

[mr_pikachu]

If it is, will there be a catfight? :eek:

[Lady Vulpix]

Do cats fight whenever they hear an insult?
Why did strat speak out of a question on his last poat, and make a long statement ended with a '?' in his previous post?

[mr_pikachu]

That's what the saying indicates, right, LV?

Did strat just forget on his last post? Or did he not think that things in asterisks counted under the rules?

What did you say? strat made a long statement ended with a '?' in a previous post? Is he just trying to avoid the rule? What do you think, LV?

[Lady Vulpix]

How can I know what he was thinking? Anyway, how does the saying go, and why haven't I heard it before?

[mr_pikachu]

Isn't the saying just one word, "catfight"? And doesn't it just mean cats fighting? And don't cats fight for any old reason they can find? I mean, have you been near any cats lately?

By the way, do you think classy_cat18 will kill me if she sees this post?

[Heald]

Do you think she'll use a rusty chainsaw to do so?

[mr_pikachu]

Well, does she have a collection of chainsaws? Hey, does a chainsaw even work if it rusts too much? Would she be able to kill me with a chainsaw that didn't work?

btw, is there a limit to how many times you can post on this per day?

[Lady Vulpix]

Haven't you read the rules of PCG or Questions Only? Didn't you see there's a rule that applies specifically to this game (also known as the 5 posts rule)?

Back to cats, did you know there are 7 cats in my house at this moment? And why would classy_cat18 attack anyone?

[Kris]

Arnt we meant to ONLY ask one question?

[mr_pikachu]

LV, can't you see that it's just been awhile since I've read them? Isn't it blatantly obvious?

Don't you think classy_cat would be annoyed at my post? I mean, wouldn't she consider it an insult to cats? And isn't she a mega-cat lover?

And haven't I now used my 5th post? Do you think I'll PM you with my responses from now on?

[phaedrus]

Haven't you seen that you have posted too many questions to comprehend?

Lastly, haven't you all realized that I believe my comment in asterisks is meant to be read as an ACTION, not a sentence? And I swear, if you think that smilie is a sentence, i'll meet you somewhere and deal out some of the dough, ok?

[Fett One]

Where does it say we can only ask one question?

[Kris]

Were my presumptions on the rules wrong?

[ILikePokemonP]

Couldn't that be interpreted differently depending on the individual?

[Jay]

No.......?

[Lady Vulpix]

How's that a question?

[phaedrus]

Jay's is a no with the voice naturally going up in pitch, which signifies a question, right?

[mr_pikachu]

Has my clock now completely reset for playing this game? And isn't saying a single word followed by a question mark sort of like what strat did?

[Kris]

So can we not just say single words with question marks after?

[mr_pikachu]

Aren't we allowed to say anything, as long as it's an ACTUAL question? Isn't a statement followed by a question mark incorrect grammatically anyway? And isn't something like "What?" an actual question (albeit short)?

[Heald]

Almost any statement can be made into a question, can't it? Just like I did there? Don't you find that fascinating?

[mr_pikachu]

Yes, but what if someone doesn't take the time to actually make it into a question? Does it count if the person merely sticks a question mark after their posts and whistles innocently?

[Fett One]

Why should it count if it isn't an actual question?

[Mab the Mad Clefable]

Should it start with a which, what, why,where,who ,when,how and end with a question mark?

[mr_pikachu]

Did your last post start with a which, what, why, where, who, when, or how? Does that mean you're breaking the rules?

[Kris]

Why has this game got so complicated?

[mr_pikachu]

Isn't the game always complicated? Aren't we meant to twist things up with random debates so much that we barely know what we're typing?

[Kris]

Isnt this game just meant to be simple questions?

[mr_pikachu]

Does it say in the rules, "You are only allowed to use simple questions"? Or does it leave any actual question open for free use?

[Fett One]

mr_pikachu, did you know that the rules state that you can only post 5 times in a 24 hour period, which you happened to break?

Why wouldn't a question be free to used? Do you want us to pay to use them?

[phaedrus]

Don't international copyright laws ban us from stealing awesome-like quotes? We could use them, but wouldn't that would require MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS of dollars?

[Mab the Mad Clefable]

Have we got that type of money to spare?

[Lady Vulpix]

How can anyone claim to be the original author of a question anyway? Don't you think most questions have probably been asked before?

[Pyrusette]

Who do you think was the first person who asked the question that I'm asking right now? X_X

[Fett One]

Do you know who the first person to ask that was? strat, didn't you know that they can only charge you money for using a quote if you plan on using it to make money?

[phaedrus]

Did you know i'm not majoring in business education? Did you ever THINK that I am not old enough to get a business education? Huh, huh?

>;p

You all better realize that's an expression, not a sentence, ok?

[Kris]

If I dont agree with you, will you shout at me?

[Fett One]

Why would he shout at you for disagreeing?

[shazza]

Maybe because he is crazy? Have you ever considered that?

[Jay]

I DISAGREE WITH THE ABOVE POST SO I AM SHOUTING BECAUSE APPARENTLY IT'S A WAY OF DISAGREEING, THAT OK?

[Lady Vulpix]

Is shouting a way of disagreeing, or is it a way of being annoying?
And where in the rules does the word "sentence" appear? Don't they say we're not supposed to say anything out of a question?

[Jay]

So would that mean about 90% of the people are to be told off for 'posting out of question'? Aren't smilies considered to be 'out of question'? ^^;;;;;;; Like this? ;d

If this is just an excuse for you to use to get me in trouble specially, then would you kindly stop?

[Kris]

Are you trying to get into trouble?

[phaedrus]

Are you trying to make an excuse to get Jay into trouble?

[Lady Vulpix]

Why would anyone be looking for excuses to get Jay into trouble?

[Jay]

Just because I disagree with something a supermod says means I'm automatically up for trouble? As of when is this fair?

[Lady Vulpix]

Jay, could you please stop jumping to conclusions? Don't you think he may have just asked if you were looking for trouble because you asked if we were looking for an excuse to get you into trouble? Can't you see no one's against you here?

[Fett One]

Is it possible that Jay is blind to the fact that no one's against him?

[Jay]

Kris is a he?

[phaedrus]

I know I who I am but who are you?

[Fett One]

Is there a reason why you just asked that?

[Lady Vulpix]

Does strat like getting warnings in this game?

[Kris]

Hang on, who thinks Im a he?!

[phaedrus]

Am I recieving a warning? For what? You all must be imperceptive, because you cannot understand metaphorical or hypothetical questions, OK? Oh Kris, I don't know who thinks you do, but I am happy to let you know that I can help find your slander-er, ok?

[mr_pikachu]

Is that OK? I mean, if strat helps find your slanderer?

And who said Kris was a he? Was there some post from way back that I am not seeing that said that?

[Jay]

Perhaps you are blind? Or overly lazy?

[Fett One]

How does mr_pikachu not noticing an earlier post make him overly lazy?

[mr_pikachu]

Perhaps Jay is foolishly asserting that I have the time to review earlier posts, but refuse to do so? Does he think I spend all my spare time sleeping?

[phaedrus]

Don't all students who take at least standard-level courses have to nap or sleep frequently because their teachers overload the homework so much that they sleep at 2:00 AM?

[mr_pikachu]

What if those students are already out of school? What if I am one of these students who are already out of school?

[Lady Vulpix]

And what if they're ok with sleeping 6 hours a day, like I do?
And strat, don't you see that adding "ok?" at the end of a statement doesn't turn the statement into a question? Could you try to formulate your posts into questions like the rest of us do?

[Fett One]

Wow, you sleep 6 hours everyday?

[phaedrus]

How does LV manage to survive? What if formulating questions is difficult for me, because of sleep deprivation? Do you understand the effects of sleep deprivation on teens?

[Kris]

If I say no will you tell me?

[Fett One]

Do you want somebody to tell you if you say no?

[phaedrus]

Haven't most of you gone past puberty?

[ace]

Why does that matter at all?

[Jay]

Perhaps it was an OFF-TOPIC post?

[phaedrus]

How is my post OFF-TOPIC when I relate Sleep Deprivation to Teens and Teens to Puberty?

[Lady Vulpix]

Does sleep deprivation have anything to do with age?

[mr_pikachu]

Was he suggesting earlier that, because he is a teen, his sleep deprivation is worse than most people's? And wouldn't his second-to-latest post be insinuating that, since most of us are past puberty, we wouldn't feel the extreme effects of sleep deprivation, thus, we would be able to post more coherently?

But does that matter when judging the off-topicness of a post in the first place?

[phaedrus]

Do you realize that most teens need at least 9 hours for a full rest? Do you realize that with a standard to higher level classes, I only get 6 to 7 hours of rest? Did you know that I know a bunch of people who only get 3 to 4 hours of sleep because of AP classes?

[Kris]

Whats an Ap class?

[Heald]

Angry Postman Classes?

[Kris]

Can you take those classes in england?

[Heald]

I thought they were complusory in England?

[phaedrus]

Is England oblivious to the Advance Placement Program?

[Lady Vulpix]

What's that? Is it a thing from the USA?

[Jay]

Why don't you search on google (http://www.google.com) for your answer? Feeling a bit lazy?

[Kris]

What if they dont like using google?

[Fett One]

Then why don't they use a different search engine?

[Kris]

But didnt he say to use google?

[Fett One]

Didn't I list alternatives to using google incase they don't like using google, which is what you had asked?

[Lady Vulpix]

Are you all referring to me when you say 'they'? And Jay, why did you call me lazy? Don't I have the right to ask someone who already knows the answer?

[phaedrus]

Do you think they remember the Geneva Convention (or what ever it is), Lady Vulpix? By them not remembering, does that mean they do not realize every human has some rights?

[Kris]

Do we have rights?

[Fett One]

Didn't strat just say that all humans have rights?

[Jay]

What has humans rights got to do with being lazy?

[Fett One]

Haven't you read the last few post?

[Duo_Washu_III]

humans have rights?what about cats or dogs?

[Lady Vulpix]

Don't all living beings have rights?

[phaedrus]

Does George Bush realize that? Do you like that politically contreversial punch?

[Fett One]

Isn't Bush too dumb to realize that?

[Duo_Washu_III]

Plant a Bush back in Texas?

[Darkness]

Aren't they too stupid?

[Fett One]

What about his wife? Is she that stupid?

[mr_pikachu]

Isn't all this Bush-bashing giving you a headache? Don't you have any respect for plant life?

[phaedrus]

Do you realize we're bashing the POTUS? Did you know that POTUS is short for President of the United States?

[Fett One]

If you didn't explain what it means do you think that most people would even realize what "POTUS" stands for?

[Duo_Washu_III]

if i asked what potus was, would i have that disease that we were talking about last questions only?

[mr_pikachu]

Do we really need acronyms for titles like that? And if we do, are we sure we want acronyms that sound like Pokemon names? I mean, doesn't Potus sound like a Pokemon to you? Isn't it kind of like Lotad?

[Kris]

Why do you use such big words?

[Fett One]

I take it you don't like it when people use big words?

[Lady Vulpix]

How do you determine whether a certain word is big or not?

[Kris]

If I dont understand it, it is not known as big?

[Duo_Washu_III]

why is abbreviation such a long word?

[Lady Vulpix]

What does that have to do with Kris's question?
And Kris, how can a general definition be based on your understanding?

[Fett One]

What if Kris understanding of a word is it's general definition?

[Lady Vulpix]

In that case are big words undefined, since Kris doesn't understand them?

[phaedrus]

Shouldn't Kris try accessing her local dictionary? In that way, won't she be able to define big words?

[Kris]

Whys everyone talking about me??

[Lady Vulpix]

Did you make an impression?

[Fett One]

Should everyone make an impression or would that lead to people being embarassed?

[Kris]

It depends, would you like to be embaressed?

[Duo_Washu_III]

what toture weapon of humiliation shall we use?

[Lady Vulpix]

Why do you want to use one, anyway?

[Kris]

Do you find them kinky?

[Fett One]

What kind of person would find that kinky?

[IKKA]

Are you gay?

[phaedrus]

isn't that irrelevant? which item of torture will we use? won't we be able to determine kinky-ness through the item of torture?

[Fett One]

How about a chain whip? Is that considered to be kinky?

[Duo_Washu_III]

what is kinky? DID YOU CALL ME GAY? isn't that insulting, like flaming?

[Kris]

Why cant you just ask one question?:(

[phaedrus]

Why can't you comprehend more than one question?

[Fett One]

Whats wrong with not comprehending more than one question?

[Duo_Washu_III]

oh crud, was there a rule with that?

[Loupeitak]

i guess it was, isnt it ?

[Lady Vulpix]

Where is that rule written?
And how is IKKA's question on-topic?

[phaedrus]

Does IKKA assume gayness is directly related to kinky-ness?

[Fett One]

If that is the case, should someone set IKKA straight (pun not intended)?

[Lady Vulpix]

Why do you say pun not intended when it clearly was?

[Fett One]

How can it be intended if I didn't realize it was a pun until after I wrote it?

[Lady Vulpix]

O_O Really? You didn't?

[Fett One]

Is it really that hard to believe?

[mr_pikachu]

Is any pun really unintentional? Wouldn't you agree that everything we do is intentional, whether our intention is conscious or subconscious?

[Lady Vulpix]

How did you come to that conclusion?

[phaedrus]

mr_pikachu will you stop trying to be Freud?!?!?!?!?

[Fett One]

Whats wrong with trying to be freud?

[phaedrus]

Do you know who I'm talking about?

[Duo_Washu_III]

what the crap is "freud"?

[Lady Vulpix]

Isn't it a name?

[phaedrus]

don't you know Freud revolutionized psychology? isn't that supposed to be on standard health curriculum?

[Fett One]

Freud is a psychologist so why he be included in a standard health curriculum? Wouldn't a standard health curriculum deal with physical health not mental health?

[phaedrus]

Will you please try to update yourself on the meaning of health?

[Lady Vulpix]

Don't you think most people would know that mental health is health, since it has the word health in its name?
Anyway, didn't Mitch ask what "Freud" was, rather than who Freud was? Then isn't it right to tell him that "Freud" is a name?

[Duo_Washu_III]

okay, then, WHO the crap is freud?

[phaedrus]

OMFG you didn't know Freud revolutionized psychology?

[Fett One]

Is it really that hard to believe that Duo didn't know that?

[anonymous371]

have you ever done a freudian slip?

[Duo_Washu_III]

maybe you think i don't know that because i'm 11?

[phaedrus]

have you ever done a freudian slip?

do you realize you went off topic?

shouldn't all 11 year olds start learning about health by then?

[Fett One]

What does it matter if 11 years olds haven't learned about health yet?

[Snakes N' Legends]

Should 11 years old learn about health? Isn't it a little early for them to be learning about health? Shouldn't they wait until they are 15 or 16 at least?

[Fett One]

In todays society is it really a good idea to be waiting until they are 15 to be teaching them about health? WOuldn't 12 be a more appropriate age?

[Snakes N' Legends]

Is 12 a good age to start learning about health?

[Duo_Washu_III]

why do we need health? why do we need school?

[Lady Vulpix]

Wouldn't ignorance of a lot of topics, lack of social skills and a bad health make your life a lot more difficult?

[Kris]

Hoe can I make my life easier?

[Snakes N' Legends]

With the advancement of technology, wouldn't it seem that life was easy already?

[Fett One]

Don't you need an education inorder to use that technology?

[Lady Vulpix]

Did you know that inorder is the name of an algorithm?

[Duo_Washu_III]

did you say al gore?

[Fett One]

Who thinks that was a bad joke?

[Jay Umbreon]

Who didn't even understand the joke?

[Kris]

What joke?

[Duo_Washu_III]

i made a joke?

[Lady Vulpix]

Don't you know if you made one or not?

[Fett One]

How can a person not know they made a joke?

[Jay Umbreon]

Maybe they made it by mistake?

[Fett One]

Is that likely to be true?

[Lady Vulpix]

What are the odds? Do you have a method to calculate them?

[Duo_Washu_III]

why are you guys talking about math or something? are you guys in summer break yet? is there a chicken in the forum?

[Tainted]

What's so great about chicken?

[Lady Vulpix]

Did anyone say there was anything great about chicken?
And how could I possibly be in summer break when winter's about to start?

[Duo_Washu_III]

WHAT DO YA MEAN WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT CHICKEN?acutally, i don't know, so what does make it cool? does it sound cool?does look cool? does it taste good fried?

[Fett One]

Duo, do you think chicken taste good fried?

[Jay]

can i ask a new question since your question, fettone, was not refering to me? do you think that's really fair?

[Duo_Washu_III]

you can post even if it's not dorected to you, right? and dosen't chicken always tasted good fried? do you think i like chicken?

[Jay]

if he's not refering to me then should i really be answering someone else's question? isn't that a bit rude?

[Lady Vulpix]

Why is everyone making so many mistakes in their posts all of a sudden? Isn't it harder to read posts with no capitals and things like 'dorected', 'dosent', 'fettone', etc. all over them? Or am I the only one who has to read them over twice?

Jay, did you know you and I posted at about the same time? Am I being rude for directing a question to Jay? If I am, can you forgive me?

[Fett One]

Is it actually considered rude to direct a question at a specific person? Is Jay the only one who is taking offensive at this?

[Jay Umbreon]

Why hasn't this topic been replied to, in two days?

[Lady Vulpix]

Do you think nobody knows the answer to Jeff's question?

[Fett One]

Was my question really that hard to answer?

[Jay]

Excuse me?

[Lady Vulpix]

What should you be excused for?

[Duo_Washu_III]

excuse you, did you burp?

[Fett One]

Duo, what made you say that?

[Jay]

What did he say?

[Duo_Washu_III]

what did i say?

[Lulu]

You said,did you burp,how come you thought of that when Jay said excuse me?

[Sheik]

Don't people sometimes say excuse me when they burp?

[M1ND G4ME]

Hey, is there any rule abot how many times you can post per day?

And Is this my 700th post? Woo

May I thankyou for your time?

[Fett One]

Haven't you ever read the game rules? Does 5 times in a 24 hour period answer your question?

[Sheik]

I've been gone for quite a while, so when was this new rule put into effect?

[Jay]

Perhaps it was implemented while you were absent?

[Sheik]

Could you give me an exact date?

[Jay]

Would you believe me if I said sometime in 1987?

[phaedrus]

what if i said i believed it changed in 1987?

[Duo_Washu_III]

what the crap are you talking about?

[phaedrus]

will you try reading past posts?

[Lulu]

What if he has read previous posts?

[PancaKe]

What if he just doesnt understand?

[Lulu]

If he didn't understand why would he post?

[Duo_Washu_III]

do i still have that disease where i can't seem to find time to look at previous posts mentioned in questions only 10? ergo?

[phaedrus]

what the crap is ergo?

[Lulu]

How can you not know what ergo means?

[Sheik]

Isn't ergo a type of fish?

[Fett One]

Are you sure it's a type of fish? Doesn't ergo mean "consequently"?

[Duo_Washu_III]

dosen't the architect say ergo? dosen't the architect also say that shopping is fun? is that just the flash edition of the matrix?

[Mab the Mad Clefable]

Shopping is fun, is it not?

[Lulu]

Why is shopping fun?

[Lady Vulpix]

How can anyone find shopping fun o_O? Should someone make a poll about how people feel about shopping?

[Kris]

Why dont you make the poll gabi?