Reborned-Dragon
3rd May 2004, 07:57 PM
Finally, Reborned-Dragon has come back, to the Fan Fiction boards! I don't want to waste anymore of your lives, so here's Chapter 1 of RtFC, if ya smeeeeeeellllllllll what Reborned is cookin'!
ROAD TO FLAPJACK CITY
Chapter 1
Boring Life, Weird Friends, What Do You Expect?
"So the square root of a bottle of Coca-Cola is 7 by 12, any questions?"
says Professor Jackson (not Micheal Jackson or that fat ass off of American Idol). "Yeah, I have a question!" exclaimed one of my few friends Andre 2397 (actually his name is Benjamin Porter, but we don't want to destroy the guy's personality). "Yes Mr. Porter?" says Proffesor Jackson. "You wanna get high, 'cause I got a big 'ole bag of crack." The whole class exploded with laughter except my know-it-all ex-girlfriend, Caroline. "Benjamin, that was so rude! You should be ashamed of yourself." she piped in. "Hey he's not the one who got four boob jobs in one month." I pointed out. The whole class once again was filled with laughter and hoots, even Jacko chuckled a bit. "Have mercy!!! Good one Froggy!" howled 1/3 of my friends Pablo, but we called him Big Fat Paulie since he acted Italian despite the fact he was Spanish and he was bigger than Rosie O'Donnel and the Olsen twins put together. "Porter, Kidman, Diaz! Detention after school!" fumed Proffesor Jackson, who was obviously POed at us for the cracks at him and Ms. Four-Boob-Jobs-In-A-Month, which is the reason I dumped her.
I sat near the door in detention after school while Andre sat up front and BFP sat way in the back. "Life sucks, dude." I whispered to Andre, who was sleeping with his eyes open. You could tell since there was always a puddle of drool dripping from his lower lip and he was snoring loudly. "Uh huh." he muttered. Andre was listening at all so I consulted to Pablo, who was holding his saggy man boobs saying, "I am not fat, I am not fat, I'm skinny, I'm skinny." He muttered that the whole hour and when we were released Caroline must have been waiting, since she gave us the finger. I countered, "Right back at ya quadra-nipple!"
If you were wondering, my name is Bam Kidman, but everyone calls me Froggy for some reason. Probably since I jumped off my roof and landed in the neighbor's backyard last summer when I was 14, scaring the hell out of their pitbul and resulting in me getting a broken arm and a bite on the captain's corners from Precious (the pitbul).
Well, I just turned 15, I have a nice body (that's what alot of people think) that girls used to drool over until I became friends with Andre & Big Fat Paulie, which resulted in me losing my legions of girl admirers, friends and ultimately, my popularity. My spiked-up black hair became loose as I rode my bike home, expecting the same crap for my birthday, clothes, video games and money. I enjoy this stuff but I want a change in life. I wanna go on an adventure with Andre & Pablo, I wanna meet new people and see new things, but ultimately, I want to become a Poke`mon trainer. I would have back when I was ten but Mom was pregnant with my kid brother Brain, so I stayed home for 5 years to help Mom raise him since Dad passed away when I was three. I parked my bike, practically crashing it into the family pick-up truck and unlocked the door to the biggest surprise I have gotten since Brian was born.
I saw Mom, Brain, Andre, BFP and Jimmy (my third friend who's been away for a few months). "What the hell? How did you guys get here before me?" I asked. "We dug a tunnel from the school to your house last week and just finished it yesterday." BFP explained with a grin. "I got you what you've wanted since you were 10 son, your Poke`mon License." Mom told me with teary eyes. I was dumbstruck and so happy I could cry. Andre, BFP & Jimmy showed me their licenses and a belt that held five pokeballs. They all threw one down to reveal Poke`mon. In front of Andre was an Larvitar, a small Poke`mon that looked small, but in it's final form was one of the largest Poke`mon know to man. In front of Paulie was a Pidgey, a small bird that would evolve into Pidgeotto, who would ultimately become Pidgeot. In front of Jimmy was a Geodude, a small rock with large arms, who would become Graveller, who would ultimately become Golem! Mom handed me my Poke`dex, 5 Poke`balls and one single Ball that had this engraved in it:
To: Bam
From: Mom & Brian
I had tears in my eyes as I hugged Mom and Brain. "Open it Froggy! Open it!" Brain rushed me. "Hold on Shorty, I have to treasure this moment, like a Canadian treasuring a pancake, just waiting to slather it with syrup and ice cream." I told him as I threw down the ball to reveal...
2 BE CONTINUED...
Cliffhanger folks but don't worry. Sometime this week, you lucky people will find out what Froggy's first Poke`mon is. Feel free to take a guess but you won't know completely until Chapter 2: To The Flapjack League: Two White Guys, A Mentally Ill Black Guy and a Fat Italian Wannabe Spanish Guy.
Thanks to Oz_Andrew for the idea of pancakes with syrup and ice cream.
Good night and drive safely.
ROAD TO FLAPJACK CITY
Chapter 1
Boring Life, Weird Friends, What Do You Expect?
"So the square root of a bottle of Coca-Cola is 7 by 12, any questions?"
says Professor Jackson (not Micheal Jackson or that fat ass off of American Idol). "Yeah, I have a question!" exclaimed one of my few friends Andre 2397 (actually his name is Benjamin Porter, but we don't want to destroy the guy's personality). "Yes Mr. Porter?" says Proffesor Jackson. "You wanna get high, 'cause I got a big 'ole bag of crack." The whole class exploded with laughter except my know-it-all ex-girlfriend, Caroline. "Benjamin, that was so rude! You should be ashamed of yourself." she piped in. "Hey he's not the one who got four boob jobs in one month." I pointed out. The whole class once again was filled with laughter and hoots, even Jacko chuckled a bit. "Have mercy!!! Good one Froggy!" howled 1/3 of my friends Pablo, but we called him Big Fat Paulie since he acted Italian despite the fact he was Spanish and he was bigger than Rosie O'Donnel and the Olsen twins put together. "Porter, Kidman, Diaz! Detention after school!" fumed Proffesor Jackson, who was obviously POed at us for the cracks at him and Ms. Four-Boob-Jobs-In-A-Month, which is the reason I dumped her.
I sat near the door in detention after school while Andre sat up front and BFP sat way in the back. "Life sucks, dude." I whispered to Andre, who was sleeping with his eyes open. You could tell since there was always a puddle of drool dripping from his lower lip and he was snoring loudly. "Uh huh." he muttered. Andre was listening at all so I consulted to Pablo, who was holding his saggy man boobs saying, "I am not fat, I am not fat, I'm skinny, I'm skinny." He muttered that the whole hour and when we were released Caroline must have been waiting, since she gave us the finger. I countered, "Right back at ya quadra-nipple!"
If you were wondering, my name is Bam Kidman, but everyone calls me Froggy for some reason. Probably since I jumped off my roof and landed in the neighbor's backyard last summer when I was 14, scaring the hell out of their pitbul and resulting in me getting a broken arm and a bite on the captain's corners from Precious (the pitbul).
Well, I just turned 15, I have a nice body (that's what alot of people think) that girls used to drool over until I became friends with Andre & Big Fat Paulie, which resulted in me losing my legions of girl admirers, friends and ultimately, my popularity. My spiked-up black hair became loose as I rode my bike home, expecting the same crap for my birthday, clothes, video games and money. I enjoy this stuff but I want a change in life. I wanna go on an adventure with Andre & Pablo, I wanna meet new people and see new things, but ultimately, I want to become a Poke`mon trainer. I would have back when I was ten but Mom was pregnant with my kid brother Brain, so I stayed home for 5 years to help Mom raise him since Dad passed away when I was three. I parked my bike, practically crashing it into the family pick-up truck and unlocked the door to the biggest surprise I have gotten since Brian was born.
I saw Mom, Brain, Andre, BFP and Jimmy (my third friend who's been away for a few months). "What the hell? How did you guys get here before me?" I asked. "We dug a tunnel from the school to your house last week and just finished it yesterday." BFP explained with a grin. "I got you what you've wanted since you were 10 son, your Poke`mon License." Mom told me with teary eyes. I was dumbstruck and so happy I could cry. Andre, BFP & Jimmy showed me their licenses and a belt that held five pokeballs. They all threw one down to reveal Poke`mon. In front of Andre was an Larvitar, a small Poke`mon that looked small, but in it's final form was one of the largest Poke`mon know to man. In front of Paulie was a Pidgey, a small bird that would evolve into Pidgeotto, who would ultimately become Pidgeot. In front of Jimmy was a Geodude, a small rock with large arms, who would become Graveller, who would ultimately become Golem! Mom handed me my Poke`dex, 5 Poke`balls and one single Ball that had this engraved in it:
To: Bam
From: Mom & Brian
I had tears in my eyes as I hugged Mom and Brain. "Open it Froggy! Open it!" Brain rushed me. "Hold on Shorty, I have to treasure this moment, like a Canadian treasuring a pancake, just waiting to slather it with syrup and ice cream." I told him as I threw down the ball to reveal...
2 BE CONTINUED...
Cliffhanger folks but don't worry. Sometime this week, you lucky people will find out what Froggy's first Poke`mon is. Feel free to take a guess but you won't know completely until Chapter 2: To The Flapjack League: Two White Guys, A Mentally Ill Black Guy and a Fat Italian Wannabe Spanish Guy.
Thanks to Oz_Andrew for the idea of pancakes with syrup and ice cream.
Good night and drive safely.