Two Perfect Girls (Brock's song about Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy)

[Pewter City Geodude]

Italicized text denotes lyrics sung by the backup singers. Words in [square brackets] are spoken. The main singer is, of course, Brock.


Two Perfect Girls

[A one-woman man's what I wanna be
Stay by her side so faithfully
I would if I could but it's just no good]
Cause there's two perfect girls for me

[Ha ha ha! All right!]

Chorus:
Jenny, oh Jenny, Joy, oh Joy
A one-woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me

[Oh yeah!]

Officer Jenny, oh can't you see
You can lock me up and throw away the key
Oh Jenny, if lovin' you's a crime
Then sentence me now and I'll do the time

My uniformed beauty is simply the best
She's got my heart under house arrest
But before that cop makes me her boy
I'm head over heels
He's head over heels
I'm head over heels for a nurse named Joy

(Chorus, backup singers repeat "Jenny, Joy, Jenny, Joy" during the first line)

[All right!]

Nurse Joy, won't you please
Cure me of this bad disease
Oh Joy, the diagnosis is bleak
When I see your face, my knees get weak

Well I'm burnin' up, I've got the fever
She's my perfect nurse and I'll never leave her
Her bedside manner has healed so many
So why am I in love?
Why's he so in love?
Why am I in love with Officer Jenny?

[Yeah!]

(Chorus, backup singers repeat "Jenny, Joy, Jenny, Joy" during the first line)

[Ha ha ha ha! All right! Swing it!]

(saxophone interlude, Brock says "Aw Jenny!")

A one-woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me

Oh, I've tried
Tried...
And I've tried
Tried...
And I've searched way deep inside
Deep inside...
From these two I won't choose, I can't stand the bad news
'Bout the name of the girl that I'm gonna lose

This can't go on, enough is enough
I've gotta pick one, no matter how tough
It's time for eeny meeny miney mo
But wait a second!
Wait a second!
Wait a second!
C'mon and wait a second
What's her name? I've just gotta know
I've just gotta know!

Jenny, oh Jenny, Joy, oh Joy
Jenny, Joy, Jenny, Joy, Jenny, Joy, Jenny, Joy
A one-woman man's what I wanna be
But there's one...
No, two...
No, three, four, five, six, seven, so many
Perfect girls for me!

[All right!]




There you go. Funniest Pokemon song ever. XD XD XD

[dark_myuutwo]

...and what's the point of this? Everyone's heard the song and know the words

[The Blue Avenger]

Err... I hadn't and didn't.

Anyway, that song sounds really funny. I can just imagine Brock singing that too. Too bad that he'll never get either of them. XD

[Music Dragon]

The Swedish version is much... WORSE! Thanks, I needed something English to carry around in my head the rest of the day. :)

[Lulu]

I love that song,he looked so silly singing it!

[Jeikobu]

That song's ok, but for songs about Takeshi swooning over girls I prefer the Japanese ending Takeshi No Paradiso. It's much better.