Legends-Kuja
1st February 2003, 11:22 PM
I'm gonna try my hand at this. Until I get a few episodes under my belt, this will be the only place you see this fic. The prlogue and chapter 1 will be seperate. I hope you like it.
Prologue: The Legend of Mewtwo
(A/N: Guess what! HUUUGGEE Disclaimer, all on the first chapters onward! I don’t on Mewtwo, Sonic, Pokémon, or any freaky Japanese name you see here, which will be edited once Ruby/Sapphire comes out! I only own the plot, my lack of sanity, and any chap not owned by anyone. Okay. CARRY ON! Oh, and slight OOC and AU. I warned you.)
There was once a being… a being so powerful it could rearrange THE COSMOS. Although God could do this easily, we’re sadly not talking about Him. We’re talking about Mewtwo.
Mewtwo was created in a science lab, funded by Team Rocket. A man in hopes of bringing back his daughter lead the research, creating him as well as several other clones. However, only he survived, and his memory of this sad girl was erased. Eventually he woke up… destroying the scientist that created him and starring in one of the worst movies ever made. Sucks, considering that the only person you can’t kill is God Himself.
Mewtwo cowered away to another island with Mew and the clones. Team Rocket tried to capture him, but thanks to Ashy Boy, they failed spectacularly.
Unfortunately, peace would cease for earth, as a powerful being known as Majin Buu awakened and basically destroyed the entire planet for no reason. Mewtwo evacuated what humans he could to Little Planet, a neighboring planet made safe for living thanks to the efforts of a mysterious blue hedgehog. Life resumed, and Mewtwo and Goku blew Majin Buu to smithereens.
While earth is being repaired, we join Mewtwo meditating. He is pondering exactly why DID humans catch and battle Pocket Monsters? And why did they seem to enjoy it? He decided that the only way to find out… is to become a Pokémon master himself. After all, the worst movie in the world DID have its good points…
Unbeknownst to him, a young brat—err I mean girl has finally accepted her mother’s legacy. This girl plans to rid Little Planet of all mankind—the emphasis on MAN. But why would Mewtwo care? As this strange and wonderful tale begins, you will see why he cares. (Hint: Shigeru Minamoto has NOTHING to do with it! HONESTLY! Although there was that money thing…)
Theme: Open Your Heart (Sonic Adventure)
Song Re written as: Open your Brain, Idiot Humans.
Several flashy scenes of Mewtwo and other Pokemon. Sonic makes poses. Lyrics begin.
"Thunder, Pichu's Lightning..." (Pichu summons a Thunder attack)
"Discrimination rising..." (Mysterious females leering with equally evil Pokemon)
"Clamor, bad plots rising, it's looking BAAADDD for guys..." (Witness hilarious yet shocking destruction of male trainers)
"Humans are dumb creatures," (Mewtwo is gloating over the defeat of a trainer.)
"Their plots are incredibly lame now," (James and Kuja pose)
"They don't even trust each other," (Mary, a girl with brown hair is stretching Sonic's face and vice versa.)
"WHY NOT EMBRACE THEIR OWN DEATH?!" (Mewtwo is dreaming that he's blowing up the human race and laughing maniacally)
"All the humans hate, all their backstabbing, all their misguided ways... I see the chaos in everyone, but WHO am I, what does life mean to me?" (Mewtwo is darting around at fast speed, thinking in angst.)
"You and I are the same in that we have our own styles and we won't change," (Mewtwo and Sonic have guitars, and a Hitmonchan is at the drums) "But you like humans and I don't, but there's no way that we can lose!"
(Sonic and Mewtwo switch lines. Chorus)
(Mewtwo)"They can't live onnn much longer,"
(Sonic)"But that' why we NEEED to SAVE THEM!"
(M)"We know it's a OONNE WAAAYY TRACK!"
(S)"Now tell us now how LOOONG this'll LAST!"
(M)"I've lost allll my hearrrt..."
(S)"But you haven't LOST determination!"
(M)"My goal is to beat every human now..."
(S)"But get rid of those feminists first!"
(Both)"OPEN YOUR HEART, YOU FRICKIN IDIOT HUMANS..."
(Sonic) "Nations, cities wait for us,"
(Shows Stardust Speedway form Sonic CD)
"But feminists keep attacking..."
(Several girls cream Mewtwo and Sonic with Pokeballs, and Deokishku smashes Mewtwo with HER tentacles)
"Little brats are crying!" (Whitney is crying and throwing a tantrum)
"Confusion, lame-*** specials!" (Shows Mewtwo imitating James Bond)
"I don't know why we keep of fightin' but they DRIVE ME CRAAAZYY! All their cunning tricks make me sick, they won't have it their own WAAAYYY!" (Sonic is fighting off girls with Pokemon, and Mewtwo is giving Sabrina a noogie)
(Chorus)
(Music. Sonic, Mewtwo and Mary make several poses. Lyrics resume)
(Sonic)"If they're not stopped, there will be no future..." (Sonic and Mewtwo are racing)
(Mewtwo)"But they're all tied down by all the hate, gotta SEETT 'em FRREEEE!" (Mary is tied up by some random character, Mewtwo removes a gag and Sonic unties her.)
(M)"We know it's a OONNE WAAAYY TRACK!"
(S)"Now tell us now how LOOONG this'll LAST!"
(M)"My goal is to beat every human now..."
(S)"But get rid of those feminists first!"
(Both) "GOTTA OPEN YOUR BRAINS, DUDES!"
(Chorus)
(Ends. Normal Pokemon Journey of Mewtwo zooms across the screen, and Mewtwo, Sonic, and Mary pose, with the villains in the background)
Prologue: The Legend of Mewtwo
(A/N: Guess what! HUUUGGEE Disclaimer, all on the first chapters onward! I don’t on Mewtwo, Sonic, Pokémon, or any freaky Japanese name you see here, which will be edited once Ruby/Sapphire comes out! I only own the plot, my lack of sanity, and any chap not owned by anyone. Okay. CARRY ON! Oh, and slight OOC and AU. I warned you.)
There was once a being… a being so powerful it could rearrange THE COSMOS. Although God could do this easily, we’re sadly not talking about Him. We’re talking about Mewtwo.
Mewtwo was created in a science lab, funded by Team Rocket. A man in hopes of bringing back his daughter lead the research, creating him as well as several other clones. However, only he survived, and his memory of this sad girl was erased. Eventually he woke up… destroying the scientist that created him and starring in one of the worst movies ever made. Sucks, considering that the only person you can’t kill is God Himself.
Mewtwo cowered away to another island with Mew and the clones. Team Rocket tried to capture him, but thanks to Ashy Boy, they failed spectacularly.
Unfortunately, peace would cease for earth, as a powerful being known as Majin Buu awakened and basically destroyed the entire planet for no reason. Mewtwo evacuated what humans he could to Little Planet, a neighboring planet made safe for living thanks to the efforts of a mysterious blue hedgehog. Life resumed, and Mewtwo and Goku blew Majin Buu to smithereens.
While earth is being repaired, we join Mewtwo meditating. He is pondering exactly why DID humans catch and battle Pocket Monsters? And why did they seem to enjoy it? He decided that the only way to find out… is to become a Pokémon master himself. After all, the worst movie in the world DID have its good points…
Unbeknownst to him, a young brat—err I mean girl has finally accepted her mother’s legacy. This girl plans to rid Little Planet of all mankind—the emphasis on MAN. But why would Mewtwo care? As this strange and wonderful tale begins, you will see why he cares. (Hint: Shigeru Minamoto has NOTHING to do with it! HONESTLY! Although there was that money thing…)
Theme: Open Your Heart (Sonic Adventure)
Song Re written as: Open your Brain, Idiot Humans.
Several flashy scenes of Mewtwo and other Pokemon. Sonic makes poses. Lyrics begin.
"Thunder, Pichu's Lightning..." (Pichu summons a Thunder attack)
"Discrimination rising..." (Mysterious females leering with equally evil Pokemon)
"Clamor, bad plots rising, it's looking BAAADDD for guys..." (Witness hilarious yet shocking destruction of male trainers)
"Humans are dumb creatures," (Mewtwo is gloating over the defeat of a trainer.)
"Their plots are incredibly lame now," (James and Kuja pose)
"They don't even trust each other," (Mary, a girl with brown hair is stretching Sonic's face and vice versa.)
"WHY NOT EMBRACE THEIR OWN DEATH?!" (Mewtwo is dreaming that he's blowing up the human race and laughing maniacally)
"All the humans hate, all their backstabbing, all their misguided ways... I see the chaos in everyone, but WHO am I, what does life mean to me?" (Mewtwo is darting around at fast speed, thinking in angst.)
"You and I are the same in that we have our own styles and we won't change," (Mewtwo and Sonic have guitars, and a Hitmonchan is at the drums) "But you like humans and I don't, but there's no way that we can lose!"
(Sonic and Mewtwo switch lines. Chorus)
(Mewtwo)"They can't live onnn much longer,"
(Sonic)"But that' why we NEEED to SAVE THEM!"
(M)"We know it's a OONNE WAAAYY TRACK!"
(S)"Now tell us now how LOOONG this'll LAST!"
(M)"I've lost allll my hearrrt..."
(S)"But you haven't LOST determination!"
(M)"My goal is to beat every human now..."
(S)"But get rid of those feminists first!"
(Both)"OPEN YOUR HEART, YOU FRICKIN IDIOT HUMANS..."
(Sonic) "Nations, cities wait for us,"
(Shows Stardust Speedway form Sonic CD)
"But feminists keep attacking..."
(Several girls cream Mewtwo and Sonic with Pokeballs, and Deokishku smashes Mewtwo with HER tentacles)
"Little brats are crying!" (Whitney is crying and throwing a tantrum)
"Confusion, lame-*** specials!" (Shows Mewtwo imitating James Bond)
"I don't know why we keep of fightin' but they DRIVE ME CRAAAZYY! All their cunning tricks make me sick, they won't have it their own WAAAYYY!" (Sonic is fighting off girls with Pokemon, and Mewtwo is giving Sabrina a noogie)
(Chorus)
(Music. Sonic, Mewtwo and Mary make several poses. Lyrics resume)
(Sonic)"If they're not stopped, there will be no future..." (Sonic and Mewtwo are racing)
(Mewtwo)"But they're all tied down by all the hate, gotta SEETT 'em FRREEEE!" (Mary is tied up by some random character, Mewtwo removes a gag and Sonic unties her.)
(M)"We know it's a OONNE WAAAYY TRACK!"
(S)"Now tell us now how LOOONG this'll LAST!"
(M)"My goal is to beat every human now..."
(S)"But get rid of those feminists first!"
(Both) "GOTTA OPEN YOUR BRAINS, DUDES!"
(Chorus)
(Ends. Normal Pokemon Journey of Mewtwo zooms across the screen, and Mewtwo, Sonic, and Mary pose, with the villains in the background)