Real Life Quotes of Epic Proportions

  1. Kuro Espeon
    Kuro Espeon
    The following took place at Kuro's house between 10pm and 1am.

    Steph: That couch is big enough to have an orgy on!
    Brandy/Sarah: *pointing at each other* WE DID!!
    ((lol, not really XD))



    Sarah: Yeah...Waluigi LOVES riding that dolphin...


    *playing MadLibs*
    Sarah: Ok, I need a noun.
    Dave: "Head"
    Sarah: Ok..*writing* Brandy, I need an adjective from you, since Dave gave me 'head'.
    Brandy/Steph/Dave: XDDDDDDDD
    Sarah: Oh shit! That's not what I meant!
    Steph: Too late.



    Brandy: I mean shit, there's two holes! Just pick one!
    ((Read into this what you will, lol))


    Steph: LOL! Tropical cocks! And they ride them through the streets!


    Brandy: Ewww!! They're all turning into Benjamin Franklin! (This was actually from another night, but I wanted to include it anyway)

    Steph and Brandy, feel free to add to this list of awesome. XDD
  2. Asilynne
    Asilynne
    XDD epicness!!! Ill add to it when I can remember more lol
  3. Bear
    Bear
    Seth: Does this bottle smell like pure sanitizer to you?
    Me: Yeah, wow
    Seth: I was wondering why my hands were so sticky
    Seth: I mean...DAMN IT
    Me: hahahaha

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    Jon: Did you get the jar open?
    Chuck: I was but it got hard all of a sudden
    Jon: That's what SHE said
  4. Asilynne
    Asilynne
    Valentine: Fuck your couch!
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