The Tale of Ben and the Sexy Potato Once Upon a Time, there was a boy named Ben. Every day he got up messily in the morning and screwed. One day, Ben was baking down the road, when he saw a leggy item on the ground. He picked it up and Ruined it. "Oh Golly!" He exclaimed, "This is none other than the legendary Sexy Potato of Crazy Sideways Upsidedown Futureland. It's said to bring Spoons to whoever finds it!" He was so happy that he began punting for joy. He sloshed home to tell his tape measure, Becki. But just then, it started scheming hard. He tripped and boned down a hill and into a Loch Ness Monster. The Sexy Potato floated sneakily away. "Awesomesauce!!" He screamed, smexing his bondage gear on the ground. After he got home, Becki came running to meet him. "Guess what, Ben?" She said, "I found this Sexy Potato sleeping in the river! Now we'll never be tasty again!"
XDDDDD an epic story!
LMAO omg thats awesome.
"He tripped and boned down a hill and into a Loch Ness Monster." My fave line XDDDD
Epic
