As stated before, I'll ref one, see how this works out for me. 1 vs 1 should be fast >>
Should be >>
Yeah, same as the other thread.
1v1
I send first, you attack first
1 week DQ
Arena: A dormant volcano! Right in the crater - but don't worry, it won't erupt. The hardened magma is warm to the touch, but fire types do not care about this. Not a recommended arena for ice/water types.
Banned moves: Rest & direct healing moves (stuff like Leech Seed is fine), gender based moves (like Attract, etc.), and Toxic.
For this battle, I choose my trusty and most faithful Houndoom, Astarte.
Last edited by Weasel Overlord; 16th April 2008 at 08:13 AM.
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
As stated before, I'll ref one, see how this works out for me. 1 vs 1 should be fast >>
Should be >>
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Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'll fight you. I got a free space.
Well, a volcano sounds like fun, and since i don't have any water ice types, i'll go with soemthing fire resistant! Go Ourion (Male Dratini)
I beleive i attack first...
Ourion, start out with a Dragon Dance. Then, send out a Twister to rock that Houndoom! Finally, attack with a dragon breathe.
Ooh lovely, an opponent!
Right Astarte, let's start out by Snatching the effects of that Dragon Dance, methinks. Then use a Will-o-wisp, and finish the round with a lovely Payback for that Dragonbreath!
~Snatch ~Will-o-wisp ~Payback
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
1 on 1
===Rules===
1v1
I send first, you attack first
1 week DQ
Arena: A dormant volcano! Right in the crater - but don't worry, it won't erupt. The hardened magma is warm to the touch, but fire types do not care about this. Not a recommended arena for ice/water types.
Banned moves: Rest & direct healing moves (stuff like Leech Seed is fine), gender based moves (like Attract, etc.), and Toxic.
===Battlers===
Weasel Overlord
Astarte, Houndoom M
100/100
Holla!
Snatch~Will-o-wisp~Payback
vs
SR-71 EKFTS
Ourion, Dratini M
100/100
Wriggle here!
Dragon Dance~Twister~DragonBreath
===Round 1===
Here we are, in the crater of dormant volcano. A novel idea, as Ourion slithers up, unaffected by the heat. To oppose Ourion in this battle for supremacy, a nasty looking Houndoom named Astarte is released. Both Pokemon are given orders, and the match starts! Astarte Spots the Dratini shifting around, preforming some intricate dance, but before the benefits are completly given to Ourion, Astarte ran over and looked deep into the Dratini's eyes. All of a sudden, Astarte got stronger. Snatched it right from Ourion
Astarte: -3E +1 Atk ==///== Ourion: -3E
Liking the free boost, Astarte then follows up with a ball of blue fire, threatening to descend upon Ourion. The small snake-like figure would continue to spin in a circle, until a Twister was made. The winds were strong enough to douse the flame before it even touched his skin.
Astarte: -3E/-2H ==///== Ourion: -3E
Seeing his first idea failed, Astarte switched to a more offensive strategy. Ourion fired a straight sniping Dragonbreath at Astarte. He took the brunt of the hit, and then struck the little Pokemon with a taste of his own medicine-a Payback attack that Ourion wasn't really expecting.
Astarte: -5E/-7H ==///== Ourion: -6E/-11H
===Stats===
Weasel Overlord
Astarte, Houndoom M
91/89
Iz a thief!
+1 Atk
VS
SR-71 EKFTS
Ourion, Dratini M
89/88
Miffed he got robbed
WO, yer up
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Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Right Astarte, start with a Dark Pulse, then use Double Team and finish off with a Shadow Ball, methinks.
~Dark Pulse ~Double Team ~Shadow Ball
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
Not to double post but... *prods SR* it's been nine days! I really hate calling DQ, so I'll wait a bit longer, okay?
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
Sorry, got distracted with school!
Alright, let's counter the Dark Pulse with a Dragon Pulse! Then, hit with a Swift in order to get rid of those clones or at least hit the real one. Finally, throw out a twister to ruin that shadowball!
Im glad I have all my battles in order [/lie]
1 on 1
===Rules===
1v1
I send first, you attack first
1 week DQ
Arena: A dormant volcano! Right in the crater - but don't worry, it won't erupt. The hardened magma is warm to the touch, but fire types do not care about this. Not a recommended arena for ice/water types.
Banned moves: Rest & direct healing moves (stuff like Leech Seed is fine), gender based moves (like Attract, etc.), and Toxic.
===Battlers===
Weasel Overlord
Astarte, Houndoom M
91/89
Iz a thief!
+1 Atk
Dark Pulse~Double Team~Shadow Ball
VS
SR-71 EKFTS
Ourion, Dratini M
89/88
Miffed he got robbed
Dragon Pulse~Swift~Twister
===Round 2===
Ourion stares down the Houndoom with his beady little eyes. Serpentine body lifts up and rears back, volleying forth a Draconic Pulse of energy! It flies in an arc ironically, so Astarte takes a second to jump back and rear his attack to follow the same trajectory. The Darkened Pulse he emits collides with the incoming Dragon Pulse and for a moment, both blasts keep each other at bay. They then swirl together, exploding in a flurry of purple and black glitter. Neither Pokemon was hurt by the resulting explosion.
Astarte: -7E ==///== Ourion: -7E
While Astarte takes one second too long to notice the dissipating clouds, Ourion is on the offensive again. Swift stars come speeding out, catching the dog right on his nose a few times. He whimpers, and covers his face, splitting into copies as he does this.
Astarte: -4E/-6H 3 clones==///== Ourion: -5E
Smirking that he got his hit in first, Orion slithers a lil' closer. but Astarte's whimpering act was a facade! Teeth bared, fangs were parted slightly, holding a sphere of ominous energy within. Ourion freaked, and quickly summoned some energy to form into a Twister to try and repel that Shadowball, but the Twister was ripped asunder! Ourion ..squealed as he was blasted back aways by the Shadowball.
Astarte: -8E ==///== Ourion: -4E/-9H
===Stats===
Weasel Overlord
Astarte, Houndoom M
85/70
Iz a thief!
+1 Atk 3 clones
VS
SR-71 EKFTS
Ourion, Dratini M
80/72
Ow
SR!!
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Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Hey, not to nitpick DL but Astarte's a giiiiirl. ^_^;; (yes, it occurs to me that I never mentioned that... SHH!)
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
>> Bad Weasie! It's noted.
i Judge your entertainment!
Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
alright... let's go with another Dragon Pulse, Water Pulse, Thunderbolt!
Hurl a Sludge Bomb at that Dragon Pulse, then use Faint Attack JUST as the Water Pulse fires to get out of the way and attack at the same time. Finish with an Iron Tail, methinks.
~Sludge Bomb ~Faint Attack ~Iron Tail
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
1 on 1
===Rules===
1v1
I send first, you attack first
1 week DQ
Arena: A dormant volcano! Right in the crater - but don't worry, it won't erupt. The hardened magma is warm to the touch, but fire types do not care about this. Not a recommended arena for ice/water types.
Banned moves: Rest & direct healing moves (stuff like Leech Seed is fine), gender based moves (like Attract, etc.), and Toxic.
===Battlers===
Weasel Overlord
Astarte, Houndoom M
85/70
Iz a thief!
+1 Atk 3 clones
Sludge Bomb~Faint Attack~Iron Tail
VS
SR-71 EKFTS
Ourion, Dratini M
80/72
Ow
Dragon Pulse~Water Pulse~Thunderbolt
===Round 3===
Ourion, miffed a tad that this female Houndoom is still doing really well, changes strategy. Relying on his own element, a Pulse of energy is fired at Astar. Astar backs up swiftly, and regurgitates some godawful substance, somehow making an aerial Bomb of Sludge. The two attacks miss each other however, and each Pokemon kinda wonder how that occurred as they slam into the opponents respectively. Well no 'cause that was just a clone for Astarte.
Only, Ourion is pretty sure some of that crap got in his mouth.
Astarte: -7E ==///== Ourion: -7E/-7H
Psn=3%
Stung a bit more by that Pulse than she would have liked,Astarte decides to take initiative this time. Her jaws spring open, and she howls, before fading into the night. Ourion-upon recollecting his last glimpse of her, turns to fire a Watery Pulse of energy at her...only to see that she's gone.
Puzzled. You would be too. Especially when she struck Orion across the face a few second later, having Attacked from the shadows. Ourion's Pulse went flying wild.
Astarte: -6E/ ==///== Ourion: -5E/-8H
Miffed at the 4 dogs left, Ourion notes he's now laterally positioned to the hounds. Astar doesn't and while she gears up to smash Ourion's back with her Iron laden Tail, a Thunderbolt rips free from the slithery dragon, shocking her and all the clones to oblivion! The Iron Tail misses, giving Ourion something to breathe easy for.
Astarte: -7E/-9H ==///== Ourion: -8E
===Stats===
Hack.wheese
Weasel Overlord
Astarte, Houndoom M
76/50
Ow?!?!?
+1 Atk
VS
SR-71 EKFTS
Ourion, Dratini M
62/52
Sick x_X
Psn: 3%
Weesy!
i Judge your entertainment!
Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Ah crap, I should check back here more often. Blame exams!! *waves a hand*
Right Astarte, we've got ourselves a bit of a lead! Begin this round by creating another series of clones! Then use a Dark Pulse and, finally, use Swagger!
~Double Team ~Dark Pulse ~Swagger
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
I am going to ask for a few day suspension of this battle after this round. My grandpa passed away today, so i won't be on for a little while. I'll be back soon.
Counter Double Team with Blizzard, the wide spread attack should destrot the clones. Counter Dark Pulse with Dragon Pulse. Counter Swagger with Outroar (Think that's what it is called, outrade or outroar)
1 on 1
===Rules===
1v1
I send first, you attack first
1 week DQ
Arena: A dormant volcano! Right in the crater - but don't worry, it won't erupt. The hardened magma is warm to the touch, but fire types do not care about this. Not a recommended arena for ice/water types.
Banned moves: Rest & direct healing moves (stuff like Leech Seed is fine), gender based moves (like Attract, etc.), and Toxic.
===Battlers===
Weasel Overlord
Astarte, Houndoom F
76/50
Ow?!?!?
+1 Atk
Double Team~Dark Pulse~Swagger
VS
SR-71 EKFTS
Ourion, Dratini M
62/52
Sick x_X
Psn: 3%
Blizzard~Dragon Pulse~Outrage
===Round 4===
The small serpent found himself completely unimpressed with Astarte at this moment. He slithered to and fro, but everywhere he went, there was Astarte. Stopping at the paws of the Houndoom, he turned to see a pack of six ravenous fire-hounds barking at him.
Fine. He threw his anger out in the form of a Blizzard. Ice shards built up above his head, before flying every which way. A thick swath was cut, eliminating the clones and throwing Astarte back. That stung a bit!
Astarte: -4E/-7H ==///== Ourion: -10E
Since the clones were his only concern, Ourion shifted gears. He had to turn this around somehow. Billowing bluish energy swarmed around his head, and suddenly blasted forward in a thick Pulse. To counteract the Dragon's attack Astarte did the same thing, resulting in a Dark Pulse that collided with the incoming. Both Pokemon held their ground, until their Pulses combined and created a small explosion which both were slightly scarred from.
Astarte: -8E/-6E ==///== Ourion: -8E/-6H
Feeling as if they were equal ground, Astarte tried to mess with the little dragons mind. She padded around in a circle, kinda demeaning his presence, since he WAS just a lil ol' baby dwagon. Ourion glared, and felt his anger surge. He was confused as to why it surged, but he didn't care. Serpentine body began to thrash around, as he threw a FIT! The unpredictability of his movements caught her off guard, and she suddenly found herself dealing with hyper-pitched waves of anger! The Outrage worked, but it still left Ourion confused and pissed.
Astarte: -4E/-11H ==///== Ourion: -7E +2 Atk, Cnf
A second cough from Ourion, this still wasn't going too well.
===Stats===
Weasel Overlord
Astarte, Houndoom F
52/34
Ow?!?!?
+1 Atk
VS
SR-71 EKFTS
Ourion, Dratini M
53/28
Sick AND PISSED >_<!!!
Psn: 3%
Confused
Atk +2
SR (whenever)
Last edited by DarkestLight; 31st May 2008 at 08:09 AM.
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Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Well, might as well get this up while i'm at it...
Extremespeed to get around her and strike hard. Then, use another Outrage to throw her back abit. Finally, relax at the end of the round. You need a slight break for my plans next time
Use Faint Attack to fade out of the way of that Extremespeed, then Counter that Outrage. Finish off with a nice powerful Overheat while he's relaxing!
~Faint Attack ~Counter ~Overheat
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
1 on 1
===Rules===
1v1
I send first, you attack first
1 week DQ
Arena: A dormant volcano! Right in the crater - but don't worry, it won't erupt. The hardened magma is warm to the touch, but fire types do not care about this. Not a recommended arena for ice/water types.
Banned moves: Rest & direct healing moves (stuff like Leech Seed is fine), gender based moves (like Attract, etc.), and Toxic.
===Battlers===
Weasel Overlord
Astarte, Houndoom F
52/34
Ow?!?!?
+1 Atk
Faint Attack~Counter~Overheat
VS
SR-71 EKFTS
Ourion, Dratini M
53/28
Sick AND PISSED >_<!!!
Psn: 3%
Confused
Atk +2
EXTREMESPEED~Outrage!~Relax
===Round 5===
Ourion was still peeved at the hound. So much, that his next attack was blinding fast. Streaking across the landscape with nothing more than his little head being the battering force, Ourion shot faster than Astar was expecting. Even though the damn Pokemon was acting erractie, he still ended up going the right way!
She went to evade, but Ourion got her by the leg, his speed knocking her off balance. Astar rolled onto her side, and quick righter herself, vanishing into the darkness. Ourion, happy his extreme attack worked, turned to see...no limp body?
A decisive crack across his face brought Ourion back into the match, as Astarte slammed her paw onto his snout.
Astarte: -6E/-6H ==///== Ourion: -5E/-8H
Miffed she snuck up on him, Ourion began a huge temper tantrum. He was Outraged, and it showed. Astarte tried to evade, but a serpent's body moves far too erratically for that. As she got hit over and over by the wriggling snake, an auburn hue began to rise in intensity. When the thickest portion of Ourion came to slam down on Astarte's back, she quickly snagged it in her jaws, and whipped her neck around, flinging the Dratini up before slamming him down-effectively countering the Outrage. The pain thrown back at Dratini was immense, and he cried in pain.
Astarte: -6E/-13H ==///== Ourion: -8E/-22H
Hurt, and sore from the powered up Counter, Ourion lied still, trying to relax. Astarte left him be, bouncing back a few paces. But-from the smoldering cinders leaving her mouth, that did not look to be the case.
The cinders soon turned into a massive rage of fire, that erupted from Astar, and surged throughout the arena. Ourion screamed and rolled backwards, scorched. Astar bounded forth from her Overheat, tired but still as fierce as ever.
Astarte: -12E -2 Sp Atk ==///== Ourion: -10H/+6E
And to add insult to injury, Ourion still was sick. Damnit that round went bad.
===Stats===
Weasel Overlord
Astarte, Houndoom F
33/10
Wow, drained.
+1 Atk -2 Sp Atk
VS
SR-71 EKFTS
Ourion, Dratini M
10/21
Hurt bad
Psn: 3%
Atk +2
Weeesie!!
DC=40%, otherswide Dratini woulda been dead XD.
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From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Oh no no no you two get back here and finish this!
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Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Bloody hell, I'm sorry!! I actually didn't even realise you'd posted, DL! Right then. Astarte, let's attempt to finish this off! Faint Attack first, methinks. Have a rest, and then use a widespread Fire Spin.
~Faint Attack ~Break ~Fire Spin
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
Damage Caps Time!
Draco Meteor, then Hyper Beam! You should be bale to get at least the Draco off. Either way, great game my friend!
1 on 1
===Rules===
1v1
I send first, you attack first
1 week DQ
Arena: A dormant volcano! Right in the crater - but don't worry, it won't erupt. The hardened magma is warm to the touch, but fire types do not care about this. Not a recommended arena for ice/water types.
Banned moves: Rest & direct healing moves (stuff like Leech Seed is fine), gender based moves (like Attract, etc.), and Toxic.
===Battlers===
Weasel Overlord
Astarte, Houndoom F
33/10
Wow, drained.
+1 Atk -2 Sp Atk
Faint Attack~Break~Fire Spin
VS
SR-71 EKFTS
Ourion, Dratini M
10/21
Hurt bad
Psn: 3%
Atk +2
Draco Meteor~Hyper Beam
===Round 6===
Tired and battered. Ourion looked over...and god damnit, Astarte was not there again. Knowing full well what that meant, Ourion took his anger out in a massive yell, expelling energy into the sky as he did so. The second his yell was over, he was struck from Astarte on his left side.
Astar stared him down, but was then met with a most mysterious sound from the heavens. A light shone, and suddenly, Meteors from space came raining down on him! Draconic energy swarmed all around this rogue storm, smashing Astarte all around, completely unexpected! This match is NOT over yet.
Astarte: -6E/-22H ==///== Ourion: -14E/-8H -2 Sp Atk
Unassuming of the dire situation Ourion was in, Astar sat down, stunned a bit from that Meteor Barrage! As she sat there, Ourion slithered over and fired a Hyper Beam directly into her face. I mean, seriously the Houndoom let the Dratini open its mouth charge up the ball of light, and fire it point blank. She fearless, yo.
Granted, the Beam was not as powerful or large as it should have been, but still!
Astarte: +6E/-11H ==///== Ourion: -7E
Astarte...is OUT! Taken down at the LAST POSSIBLE SECOND! Oh that has GOT to hurt!
<< O whoa wait. Ourion just passed out from the poison, but since he was the survivor, he won. O man that sucks really bad.
===Stats===
Weasel Overlord
Astarte, Houndoom F
0/8
Wow..WOW!
VS
SR-71 EKFTS
Ourion, Dratini M
0/0
X_x Stupid poison!
Psn: 3%
Atk +2
Mystic WIns! Nasty upset!
Points:
Weasel gets 1 point
Mystic gets 2 points
I get two points.
Thanks for the battle, and wow, crazy ending.
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Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
umm....who is mystic? Is that a typo, or am I just misreading it? It says Ourion lasted till the end, so i think i pulled outthe victory... sweet if it's true.
Curses, foiled again! That was a good match though, SR! Well played. ^_^ *runs off with point*
EDIT: And thanks DL for being our ref!! Seems you're the only ref who ever does my battles around here nowadays, lol.
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
Lol. I love to ref. And yes SR, that is you, I dunno, I think I have too many battles, I keep flipping names. LOL.
Ourion passed out from poison after beating Astar, so its your win.
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Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
woot! great battle, weas. We'll have to do it again soon