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    Default Darth Cookiemonster vs RaZoR LeAf Ref: DLDLDLDLDL!!

    Anyone wanna challenge me? You can make the rules! All i have to say is you send, I send, you attack. And that it is a 1v1.
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    Default Re: So, I need another battle!

    Dibs.

    Banned moves: Pain Split, Toxic, Perish Song, Rest, Weather effects

    Arena: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...modern.arp.jpg

    On this bridge, in the middle of the day. It has been closed to the public, but boats still pass beneath.


    I'll send out my brand new Bidoof, Castor (m) Simple


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    Default Re: So, I need another battle!

    Whoa. That's a nice recolor of Torterra there.

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    Default Re: So, I need another battle!

    Lol, I was gonna comment on the same thing.

    Goddamn black people and their fast mouths, I mean fingers.

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    Default Re: So, I need another battle!

    Same thing :O Still gets the job done.

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    Default Re: So, I need another battle!

    Lol I agree with our mods, nice recolor RaZoR LeAf.

    Anyways, I choose Miradae, my female Abra

    Drain Punch - Hidden Power - Drain Punch

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    Default Re: Darth Cookiemonster vs RaZoR LeAf Ref: Hmmm

    The praise is always appreciated.

    Amnesia to make her forget the Drain Punch, Shadow Ball x2


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    Default Re: Darth Cookiemonster vs RaZoR LeAf Ref: Hmmm

    Sorry, here I am. 1 on 1 should be done super soon.

    La!

    Steer and clear part IV

    ===Rules===

    Banned moves: Pain Split, Toxic, Perish Song, Rest, Weather effects
    Arena: Closed off Mill Bridge (Where is that?)


    ===Battlers===

    DCM

    Miradae, F
    Synchronize
    [ I I I I I I I I I I ] 100
    [ I I I I I I I I I I ] 100
    Sleeping mental
    Drain Punch~Hidden Power~Drain Punch

    VS

    RL


    Castor M
    Simple
    [ I I I I I I I I I I ] 100
    [ I I I I I I I I I I ] 100
    :B
    Amnesia~Shadow Ball x 2

    ===Round 1===

    Man, what a view from up here! This bridge is nice and fresh looking. And we have it all to ourselves to have a Pokemon Battle. Razor seems acclimated with the arena, as DCM runs to the designated area where the battle can start. A few boats are on the horizon, but let's see how well this battle will be.

    A Bidoof versus an Abra. This is impressive. Castor stands still, as Mira vanishes in the blink of an eye. Castor -seemingly oblivious to the fact its opponent disappeared, walks back over to Razor loving-POW! Punch to the face! Castor rolls back and rights himself, now seeing he was in a battle! Ooooh! He chitters, and now casts a spell on the mental fighter, leaving him without that signature move for a while.

    Mir: -4E DP*poof*===///=== Cas: -5E/-10H

    Safe for a few rounds, Castor now charges up a dark sphere, Fearing that outcome, Mira is quick to summon a few white orbs to her aid, before launching them. They change color in midair, turning into a brilliant bright green! They sting all over Castor, who fires his Shadowball through the insect like orbs. Mira is tagged and slammed all the way across the bridge.

    Mir: -5E/-16H ===///=== Cas: -8E/-6H

    Damn. That stung. Mira got up and felt that there needed to be a reckoning. But as she closed her fist...she realized shew wasn't sure what she was supposed to do. That's a shame; as a Second Shadowball flew to her and crashed her head into a support beam. Castor stood back, chittering happily.

    Mir: -16H ===///=== Cas: -8E


    ===Stats===

    DCM

    Miradae, F
    Synchronize
    [ I I I I I I ] 68
    [ I I I I I I I I I ] 91
    Ow what!

    VS

    RL


    Castor M
    Simple
    [ I I I I I I I I ] 84
    [ I I I I I I I ] 79
    :B


    Amnesia: 1.5 rds

    RL

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    Default Re: Darth Cookiemonster vs RaZoR LeAf Ref: DLDLDLDLDL!!

    It's the Millennium Bridge in London.

    Taunt, Shadow Ball, Iron Tail


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    Default Re: Darth Cookiemonster vs RaZoR LeAf Ref: DLDLDLDLDL!!

    Try Focus Punch, then Shock Wave, then Psychic

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    Default Re: Darth Cookiemonster vs RaZoR LeAf Ref: DLDLDLDLDL!!

    Steer and clear part IV

    ===Rules===

    Banned moves: Pain Split, Toxic, Perish Song, Rest, Weather effects
    Arena: Closed off Mill Bridge (Where is that?)


    ===Battlers===

    DCM

    Miradae, F
    Synchronize
    [ I I I I I I ] 68
    [ I I I I I I I I I ] 91
    Ow what!
    Focus Punch~Shock Wave~Psychic

    VS

    RL


    Castor M
    Simple
    [ I I I I I I I I ] 84
    [ I I I I I I I ] 79
    :B
    Taunt~Shadow Ball~Iron Tail

    ===Round 2===

    Castor waddles over to the aggravated Abra, and starts to spew off nasty comments. More along the lines of a Chinese impersonator. Mira grunts in objection, before letting Castor have it with a well aimed Focus Punch in its face.

    Mir: -10E Tnt: 4 act===///=== Cas: -3E/-24H

    Mirabe kept it going, now using that anger to its advantage. Castor found its body thrown upward by a electric force, bouncing along the bridge railing. He saves himself from certain annihilation by firing a Shadowball-the force throwing his body skyward and back onto the bridge. Mira flipped backwards and used the Psychic powers it wielded to steady itself.

    Mir: -4E/-16H ===///=== Cas: -8E/-5H

    Castor jumps back into the battle with all four feet on the bridge again. Mira now shot a Psychic blast at the beast, and Castor was unable to defend against the invisible assailant. Castor runs forward and manages to flip over itself and slam its butt on Mira's head. Mira grunts, this little buck toothed nuisance had to do.

    Mir: -7E/-7H ===///=== Cas: -6E/-10H


    ===Stats===

    DCM

    Miradae, F
    Synchronize
    [ I I I I ] 45
    [ I I I I I I I ] 70
    Tnt: 2 act.
    Going to rip it apart

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    RL


    Castor M
    Simple
    [ I I I I ] 45
    [ I I I I I I ] 62
    :B!!

    Amnesia: .5 rds

    DCM


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    Default Re: Darth Cookiemonster vs RaZoR LeAf Ref: DLDLDLDLDL!!

    Psychic him off the bridge, then teleport to a passing boat, then thunderpunch the water. Bzzzzzttt goes the bidoof

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    Default Re: Darth Cookiemonster vs RaZoR LeAf Ref: DLDLDLDLDL!!

    Someone seems to be forgetting you're a beaver, Castor.

    Defence Curl so when you hit the water, your bombing into it and go as deep as you can. Whilst you're beneath the surface, create a small Substitute, then swim up and hit Abra with an Aqua Tail.


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    Default Re: Darth Cookiemonster vs RaZoR LeAf Ref: DLDLDLDLDL!!

    ..or that he's taunted.

    Steer and clear part IV

    ===Rules===

    Banned moves: Pain Split, Toxic, Perish Song, Rest, Weather effects
    Arena: Closed off Mill Bridge (Where is that?)


    ===Battlers===

    DCM

    Miradae, F
    Synchronize
    [ I I I I ] 45
    [ I I I I I I I ] 70
    Tnt: 2 act.
    Going to rip it apart
    Psychic~Teleport~Thunderpunch

    VS

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    Castor M
    Simple
    [ I I I I ] 45
    [ I I I I I I ] 62
    :B!!
    Defense Curl~Substitute(s)~Aqua Tail

    ===Round 3===

    Castor waddles around a bit, but Mira, Mira is mad. She swings her hand outward and a Psychic force flips Castor off his feet. Castor bounces off the edge of the Bridge, and well....Ca--nnonnn--ball!!! He hits the water and sinks, in good fashion. A small tugboat is booping by and Abra looks toward it, seething.

    Mir: -7E ===///=== Cas: -3E/-11H +Def

    Unfurling, Castor looks up at the bridge. Nope, Muira is still up there, just hovering. Mira is too pissed to teleport, and so just floats aimlessly. While floating there, Castor manages to use some of the undersea dredge to create a Substitute. It floats to the surface, and well, being carried by the current, it looks like Castor is trying to escape. Mira floats towards it...determined to keep it nearby.

    Mir: >.> ===///=== Cas: -5E/-6H Sub: 6

    Castor swims a few feet below the Sub, and then spies Mira flying down., Perfect. Mira smashes her fist into the Sub, and breaks it into pieces...which leaves the Pokemon confused. Well, until Castor jumps out the water and backflip buttsmacks Mira. Mira falls backwards into the river as well, and Castor swims toward shore.

    Mir: -6E/-8H ===///=== Cas: -7E


    ===Stats===

    DCM

    Miradae, F
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    [ I I I ] 37
    [ I I I I I ] 57
    ACK! CAN'T SWIM

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    Castor M
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    [ I I ] 28
    [ I I I I ] 47
    +Def
    :B!!!

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    Default Re: Darth Cookiemonster vs RaZoR LeAf Ref: DLDLDLDLDL!!

    This is a humurous battle

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    Default Re: Darth Cookiemonster vs RaZoR LeAf Ref: DLDLDLDLDL!!

    Hmm. Gonna have to work out a combo of Aquatail + Something to make a 'Backflip Buttsmack' sig move. Most original combo 2011 here we come!

    Use Shock Wave to light her up, then throw another Shadow Ball and finish with another Shock Wave


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    Default Re: Darth Cookiemonster vs RaZoR LeAf Ref: DLDLDLDLDL!!

    Alright, lets do this.

    First use Psychic on the water to make a big orb of water around you to take you out of the water, and deposit you in the air so you can float again. Then Teleport back to the bridge and Psychic Bidoof back into the water.

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    Default Re: Darth Cookiemonster vs RaZoR LeAf Ref: DLDLDLDLDL!!

    Steer and clear part IV

    ===Rules===

    Banned moves: Pain Split, Toxic, Perish Song, Rest, Weather effects
    Arena: Closed off Mill Bridge (Where is that?)


    ===Battlers===

    DCM

    Miradae, F
    Synchronize
    [ I I I ] 37
    [ I I I I I ] 57
    ACK! CAN'T SWIM
    Psychic(up)~Teleport~Psychic

    VS

    RL


    Castor M
    Simple
    [ I I ] 28
    [ I I I I ] 47
    +Def
    :B!!!
    Shock Wave~Shadowball~Shock Wave

    ===Round 4===

    Castor reaches shore, and debates going to the bridge, but foregoes that idea. He waits, as soon Mira bursts out of the water, in a Psychic bubble, As the Abra releases the Psychic field, a wave of electricity floats over and zaps her. Ouch. Mira look for the culprit, that dirty beaver.

    Mir: -7E/-5H ===///=== Cas: -4E

    Castor's chittering finally gives away his location, and Mira teleports right above him, on the bridge. Right in time to receive a Shadowball that Castor was charging.Mira falls on her back, breathing heavily.

    Mir: -6E/-16H ===///=== Cas: -8E

    Mira regains her bearings as Castor waits down on the shore below. She peers over the railing and spies the little annoyance. With a flick of her fingers, she sends the little rodent back into the water invisibly. Castor grunts as he swims back to shore, and fires a Shock Wave. Ir flies up...zips right and makes a beeline for Mira. She crouches, but its to no avail as shes electrocuted again.

    Mir: -7E/-5H ===///=== Cas: -4E/-11H


    ===Stats===

    DCM

    Miradae, F
    Synchronize
    [ I ] 11
    [ I I I ] 37
    Oh really no a beaver is not beating me.

    VS

    RL


    Castor M
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    [ I ] 17
    [ I I I ] 31
    +Def
    :B!!!

    DCM


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    Default Re: Darth Cookiemonster vs RaZoR LeAf Ref: DLDLDLDLDL!!

    Oh poop. Taunt - Drain Punch - Drain Punch

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    Default Re: Darth Cookiemonster vs RaZoR LeAf Ref: DLDLDLDLDL!!

    Mistake!

    Hit her with a Swift, so she can't avoid it again, then when she comes in close for the drain punch, make it another double Shadow Ball


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    Default Re: Darth Cookiemonster vs RaZoR LeAf Ref: DLDLDLDLDL!!

    Steer and clear part IV

    ===Rules===

    Banned moves: Pain Split, Toxic, Perish Song, Rest, Weather effects
    Arena: Closed off Mill Bridge (Where is that?)


    ===Battlers===

    DCM

    Miradae, F
    Synchronize
    [ I ] 11
    [ I I I ] 37
    Oh really no a beaver is not beating me.
    Taunt~Drain Punch x 2

    VS

    RL


    Castor M
    Simple
    [ I ] 17
    [ I I I ] 31
    +Def
    :B!!!
    Swift~Shadowball x 2

    ===Round 5===

    Castor now takes the time to get on shore and run over to the bridge. Mira watches the brown rodent and taunts it as it runs saying how its the perfect mate to a inbred country bumpkin. That got Mira a load of stars to the face.

    Mir: -3E/-5H ===///=== Cas: -4E Tnt: 3 act

    Castor reaches the on ramp and runs up the Bridge, as Mira speeds down to meet it, Fist cocked. Mira connects, and punches Castor to the side. She is grateful for the bounty of health she just received, but then a Shadowball slams into her face!! Mira rolls and lies still on the bridge.

    Mir: -4E/-16H/+5H ===///=== Cas: -8E/-10H

    With that, Mira is done and Castor is still chattering away.

    ===Stats===

    DCM

    Miradae, F
    Synchronize
    [ ] 0
    [ I I I ] 30
    u_u

    VS

    RL


    Castor M
    Simple
    [ ... ] 7
    [ I ] 19
    +Def
    :B

    Razor is the winner!
    Razor gets 2 points
    DCM gets 1 point
    I get 2 and a free slot, schweet!


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    Default Re: Darth Cookiemonster vs RaZoR LeAf Ref: DLDLDLDLDL!!

    Aww thats no fun Good battle RL it was funny!

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    Default Re: Darth Cookiemonster vs RaZoR LeAf Ref: DLDLDLDLDL!!

    Chalk one up for the 'doof!


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