TEAM JELIBEAN MAN
versus
TEAM MXG
Location: Giant Rubik's Cube
Rules: Dig and Ingrain are banned; Earthquake and Magnitude shuffle the field
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: Five days
‡ Pre-Round ‡
‡ Round 1 ‡
Good day, ladies and gentlemen! Today I have the immense pleasure of welcoming you to, um… okay, yeah, this is kind of a weird one. In some wtf-this-is-bizarre universe, we seem to find ourselves perched upon a gigantic Rubik’s Cube. Fingers crossed that battling atop a Rubik’s Cube is much more enjoyable than playing with an actual Rubik’s Cube, which (spoiler alert!) is not very enjoyable at all.
Our combatants step onto the clean white of the field and stare each other down. ASB veteran MxG will be taking on relative newbie Jelibean Man. Egads! Exciting stuff is a-brewin’! Our combatants pause for half a second before making their pick, with MxG releasing a Tyrogue onto the field as Jelibean summons his Misdreavus into the fray. I smell a type advantage, but let’s see how things play out!
Misdreavus wastes no time in cutting to the chase. The cute widdle ghostie’s necklace glows a blinding shade of pink before emitting a powerful blast of Psychic-type energy. The move strikes Mocha hard, rocketing him down the smooth surface of the plastic pitch. The Scuffle Pokemon won’t be bested that easily, though. He begins flexing his guns and making kissy faces and… yeah, nothing. Hrm. Misdreavus apparently doesn’t swing that way.
Mmkay, correction: turns out Mocha will be bested that easily after all.
Misdreavus: <-5 EP>
Mocha: <-11 HP; -3 EP>
Cackling at his opponent’s misfortune, Misdreavus decides that if a tactic ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Just like that, another Psybeam torments Mocha ruthlessly. Suddenly, the fighter begins feeling a little bit on the dizzy side. Fortunately, the Tyrogue manages to execute his next move effectively, splitting up into a series of clones. Looks like it’s four on one, Misdreavus! Hah!
Misdreavus: <-5 EP>
Mocha: <-11 HP; -4 EP; Con; 3 clones>
Misdreavus peers from Tyrogue to Tyrogue to Tyrogue to Tyrogue. It’s a medley of Mochas! Crossing his fingers (except not, because he doesn’t have any), Misdreavus releases a third Psybeam. This time, the concentrated release of energy collides with one of the four Tyrogues and… poof! One of Mocha’s clones vanishes from existence. The real Mocha, still a little addled, nonetheless manages a grin. He steps forth and successfully bypasses Confusion a second time in a row by releasing a beam of scarlet light. The Foresight locks onto Misdreavus. With that, our little spirit friend begins feeling a lot more corporeal. How annoying!
Misdreavus: <-5 EP; For>
Mocha: <-3 EP; 2 clones>
‡ Post-Round ‡
Notes:
> At 0 EP, Pokemon will begin to lose 1 HP for every 2 EP they consume
> Non sequitur: my cat's name is Mocha! What a fun little factoid!
> Misdreavus has been Foresighted and will remain as such for the duration of the battle
> Sadly, Guts does not activate for Confusion
> TEAM MXG to command next