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    Default KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    HELLO, COMRADE. Basically, for the ref's info, this is a Resident Evil 4 grudge-match knife-fight battle. And so! I am making some special rules and a special arena for us~ BUT FIRST.

    1v1
    Scizor-only
    DQ: 1 week
    Banned moves: nada
    Arena: The Gladiatorial Arena

    This arena very much resembles a Gladiatorial arena of the past. The overwhelming colour is sandy beige. The entire arena is made of large hunks of stone, and there are a few buildings dotted here and there - one is a large-ish tower with crumbling stairs and a wooden plank-bridge. The buildings contain ladders which can be used to reach their upper levels, which sometimes contain items sequestered away.

    The floor is scattered with sand, and there are low walls in no discernible pattern. Here and there, there are textured stone pictures protruding from the walls - some of these, when hit, make things happen.

    You can spend a turn (the equivalent of three moves) reaching and looking for an item, which can either be a Flash Grenade or a Herb (50/50 roll decided by the ref). Flash Grenades act just as if you'd used the move Flash, blinding your opponent for their next turn. A Herb restores 20% of lost HP if consumed.

    There are panels that can be pushed throughout the arena that do one of the following (as randomised by the ref):
    1) Drop the floor beneath you - it was a trapdoor! Lose 10% health.
    2) Smoky gas is released - visibility is harshly reduced for both pokemon (by 50%) until it dissipates
    3) A clear gas is released - inhaling it restores 10% health to nearby pokemon
    4) The clarion sound of a bell rings through the air - both pokemon will do double their usual damage for one turn (three moves worth)

    Anyway, I think that'll do for now. I send out my male Scizor, Leon.


    BRING IT, COMRADE.


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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [reffitorius?]

    Six reffings baby! New reffing format go!

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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    Wahey, thanks Rossy! Just waiting for DL now~


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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    ...



    Been a long time Leon....in fact, I believe this is our first battle...

    Vacumn Wave~Silver Wind~Aerial Ace

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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    Bullet Punch ~ Air Slash ~ Bug Buzzzzz


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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    Round 1


    Arena

    The Gladitorial Arena of the Ancient Roman...Pokemon. Items, trapdoors and sand litter the whole arena, and it's a battle to the finish between smartie coloured Scizors.

    Team of Comrade Weasel (O)
    [Leon][M]
    100% HP
    100% EN
    *I iz blue*
    Bullet Punch ~ Air Slash ~ Bug Buzzzz


    Team of Comrade Darkly (O)
    [N/A][?]
    100% HP
    100% EN
    *I iz shineh*
    Vacuum Wave ~ Silver Wind ~ Aerial Ace

    We begin this round in the great arena of Roman Gladiator...'s Pokemon. Both Weasel and Darkly stand on the edge of the raised wall surrounding the arena, whilst I, the ref, survey the battle in the emporer's chambers. Omnomnom grapes. Both comrades send out their prized Pokemon: Scizor, one green and one blue. The Scizors move around the arena, testing each other's speed, their strengths and weaknesses, and which colour they most closely resemble.

    We now begin with Weasel's Scizor, Leon, getting the first hit of the match, throwing punch after lightning speed punch. Darkly's Scizor, Scizor, tries desperately to defend himself against the volley of punches, even though they don't do that much to him. Nonetheless, he tries to stop Leon find a chink in his buggy armour. Scizor jumped back, out of the way of anymore punches and claps his hands together (?). A burst of energy explodes from his claws and smacks into Leon.

    : -6% health, -5% energy

    : -3% health, -6% energy

    Now Scizor brings upon a wind with a silver tint. The wind blows onto Leon...and does fudge all. Leon countered his attack by slashing the air ahead of him. The slash travels through the air and slams into Scizor. He cries out and steps back, unknowingly stepping on a switch on the ground. A few sections of the wall slide back and smoke pours from them into the arena. Well bang goes anything hitting.

    : -4% health, -7% energy
    *Acc -3*

    : -7% health, -8% energy
    *Acc -3*

    Leon looks around at the smoke, trying to determine where the fudge green Scizor is. He vibrates greatly and the shockwaves travel throughout the arena. Scizor feels the vibrations (so you would if you were metal!) and tries to pinpoint the source of the noise. He tries a quick slash in the direction of the noise, but is just greeted by shock waves, which don't really hurt too much. He didn't know where Leon was, though.

    : -0% health, -9% energy
    *Acc -3*

    : -3% health, -6% energy
    *Acc -3*

    The smoke slightly thins, but will be around for a few more actions (2).

    Team of Comrade Weasel (O)
    [Leon][M]
    90% HP
    79% EN
    *I feel all shaken up..., Accuracy -3*


    Team of Comrade Darkly (O)
    [N/A][?]
    87% HP
    80% EN
    *Where the fudge are those vibrations coming from?, Accuracy -3*

    Side Notes

    1) End of Round 1: Both Pokemon have seen what the other is capable of, but are there surprises in store?

    2) Gender and nickname of your shineh Scizor, pl0x, Darkly.

    3) Comrade Weasel to issue attacks for Leon.
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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    Krauser, M. Thought I posted that. Hrm >> ..

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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    Come on Weasel, I know you're there...

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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    Oops, I thought it was DL's turn! Sorry guyse~

    (btw Rossy, the Krauser sprite is also a recolour - it's a different shade to the shiny one )

    Okay Leon, we've got some cover for a while! Splendid. Let's begin with an Agility. Then use Aerial Ace and finish up with an Ominous Wind, methinks.


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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    *checks*

    Well so it is, my apologies. *fixes*

    Skittle Scizor!

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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    >> Is that the best you've got Leon? I thought they trained you better in the Spec Ops

    Swords Dance first, and then when it comes down to hit you with that move, Counter it. End with Ominous Wind as well.

    Swords Dance~Counter~Ominous Wind

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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    Round 2

    Arena

    The Gladitorial Arena of the Ancient Roman...Pokemon. Items, trapdoors and sand litter the whole arena, and it's a battle to the finish between smartie coloured skittles...I mean Scizors.

    Team of Comrade Weasel (O)
    [Leon][M]
    90% HP
    79% EN
    *I feel all shaken up..., Accuracy -3*
    Agility ~ Aerial Ace ~ Ominous Wind


    Team of Comrade Darkly (O)
    [Krauser][M]
    87% HP
    80% EN
    *Where the fudge are those vibrations coming from?, Accuracy -3*
    Swords Dance ~ Counter ~ Ominous Wind

    We begin this sinisterly ficticious rounc with both Scizors trying to find one another in the smoke, whilst at the same time, increasing their stats. Krauser was dancing in an intricate fashion, both powering himself up mentally and physically. Leon moves around the arena in a fast pace to up his speed. Now both Scizor are geared up for an even more intense fight.

    : -0% health, -7% energy
    *Acc -3, Spd +2*

    : -3% health, -6% energy
    *Acc -3, Atk +2*

    Now boosted up in speed, Leon tries to find Krauser in the slowly thinning smoke. He thinks he sees Krauser in the smoke and flings himself at him. He feels the clunk as metal hits metal and grins. Hang on, Krauser is grinning as well. Krauser suddenly grabs hold of Leon (with his hands, of course) and belly slams him outwards. Leon is caught by surprise and lands on the ground, hurting like hell. The smoke disappates and both competitors can now see clearly (not that it mattered, cos the randumbizer just luvs u!).

    : -12% health, -5% energy
    *Spd +2*

    : -6% health, -6% energy
    *Atk +2*

    Now both Pokemon stare each other down and prepare their attacks. Both Pokemon call upon the winds of doom, but which will prevail. Krauser's and Leon's winds clash and then slide past each other. Both Pokemon are hit, but it doesn't really do much damage...again. Only Leon felt the difference.

    : -4% health, -8% energy
    *Spd +3, Atk +1, Def +1, Sp. Atk +1, Sp. Def +1*

    : -4% health, -8% energy
    *Atk +2*

    Team of Comrade Weasel (O)
    [Leon][M]
    74% HP
    59% EN
    *Survival of the fittest, it seems., Speed +3, Attack +1, Defense +1, Special Attack +1, Special Defense +1*


    Team of Comrade Darkly (O)
    [Krauser][M]
    74% HP
    60% EN
    *This is going to get irritating..., Attack +2*

    Side Notes

    1) End of Round 2: The two Pokemon are so even it's ridiculous. Though Leon is slightly on top.

    2) Randumbizer luvs ya Weasel!

    3) Comrade Darkly to issue attacks for Krauser.

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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    Vacumn Wave~Double Team~Aerial Ace

    If he uses Double Team before the third action, AA his azz -.-

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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    WEEEEEEEEEEASELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    *points to the absence tower*

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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    I've seen you around, Comrade Weasel.

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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    Comrade? Stand to attention.

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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    Listen. I posted in the Absence Tower two weeks ago. The reason you've seen me around is because I check RPG every day to make sure everything's all dandy. It doesn't mean that I've got either the time or the inclination to be posting, and to be frank, when there's people harassing me in every single battle topic, it gets a bit pissing annoying. If anything, it makes me much less inclined to post than I was before.

    I don't mean to take it out on anyone in particular, and I'm sorry for stalling our battle so long, DL, but I'm not posting tonight, and I probably won't be posting until next week because my bf is coming to stay tomorrow for the weekend.

    Sorry if this comes across as pissy or whatever, but seriously.


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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    Sorry, Weasel. I apologise if I sounded annoying, but I post in my reffings to keep it on the first page so I don't forget about them, or the challengers don't overlook them. I'll stop if you want.

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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    Okay, let's do this thing!

    Leon, start off with a Iron Head. Then go for your own Double Team and finish up with an Air Slash to meet his Aerial Ace.


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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    ::Kicks for Rossy:: ¬¬ Comrade over here's been talking crap about me and I wants to beat her daowwn!

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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    Round 3

    Arena

    The Gladitorial Arena of the Ancient Roman...Pokemon. Items, trapdoors and sand litter the whole arena, and it's a battle to the finish between multi-coloured skittles...I mean Scizors.

    Team of Comrade Weasel (O)
    [Leon][M]
    74% HP
    59% EN
    *Survival of the fittest, it seems., Speed +3, Attack +1, Defense +1, Special Attack +1, Special Defense +1*
    Iron Head ~ Double Team ~ Air Slash


    Team of Comrade Darkly (O)
    [Krauser][M]
    74% HP
    60% EN
    *This is going to get irritating..., Attack +2*
    Vacuum Wave ~ Double Team ~ Aerial Ace

    We begin this harum scarem round with Krauser smacking his claws together. A wave of air blasted from the claws and smacked into Leon, causing him to wince. Leon responded by ducking his head low, making it glow a deep silver, and charging at Krauser. There's a large clang as metal hits metal and Krauser is knocked back slightly.

    : -7% health, -8% energy
    *Spd +3, Atk +1, Def +1, Sp. Atk +1, Sp. Def +1*

    : -5% health, -6% energy
    *Atk +2*

    Leon now jumps to action and creates multiple copies of himself. Krauser looks around him and sees five Leon in the large arena. Krauser permits himself a grin and speeds through all the clones, colliding with the real Leon along the way. Leon hits the ground and grunts in annoyance.

    : -4% health, -16% energy
    *Spd +3, Atk +1, Def +1, Sp. Atk +1, Sp. Def +1*

    : -0% health, -6% energy
    *Atk +2*

    Krauser repeats his attack and moves at speed towards Leon. Before Krauser reaches him, however, Leon slashes the air in front of him. The sharp air slams into Krauser, momentarily stopping him. Krauser continues with his attack and collides with Leon. Ouch.

    : -7% health, -7% energy
    *Spd +3, Atk +1, Def +1, Sp. Atk +1, Sp. Def +1*

    : -8% health, -6% energy
    *Atk +2*


    Team of Comrade Weasel (O)
    [Leon][M]
    56% HP
    28% EN
    *Defeat is inevitable...for you., Speed +3, Attack +1, Defense +1, Special Attack +1, Special Defense +1*


    Team of Comrade Darkly (O)
    [Krauser][M]
    61% HP
    42% EN
    *Cutting you down..., Attack +2*

    Side Notes

    1) End of Round 3: Both Pokemon are getting tired, but some more than most.

    2) Speed racer, baby.

    3) Comrade Weasel to issue attacks for Leon.

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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    Week deadline Weesy. Post please, got too many stalled matches...getting antsy...

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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    :unt:: I jus want you to know its right here Weezy.

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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    THANKS DL BB <3

    Okay Leon, let's get back to this thing! Cut him down with a Night Slash! Then nip in close for a Metal Claw-Double Hit combo.

    ~Night Slash ~Metal Claw + Double Hit


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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    (Rossy, do I still have clones?)

    "Come on Leon, I thought you learned something while working for the Secret Service!"

    If I still have clones: Rock Smash~Brick Break x 2

    If I don't have clones: Counter x 2~Ominous Wind.

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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    ::kick:: Subref please!!! This match is too fun :O

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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    gonna have to second DL here and beg for a subref. PLEEAAAAAAASE <3


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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    ::Throws from the past:: This gets a ref..I'm positive it'll be quick.

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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    Seeing as its August 2011 >.> Gonna call it :O. Weesy wanna just scrap this match? Wouldn't mind the damn free slot..

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    Default Re: KNIFE FIGHT - Weas vs. DL [Reffitorius Rossymore]

    Yeah go on DL, we'll call it quits on this one!


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