Unfortunately, people didn't like this new version
Fortunately, CEB developed mind control powers and made everyone like it
Fortunately, Unfortunately - Version 11
Super Mod Approved by Zak
The rules of Fortunately, Unfortunately are pretty simple. Just continue the story with two statements. The first should start with "Unfortunately" and the second should start with "Fortunately". Here's an example of how it might work.
Unfortunately, everyone in the world became evil!
Fortunately, the evil people learned to live in peace.
Get the idea? Just continue the story, from post to post. It can go in wild and crazy directions, so be ready for some hilarity!
All other rules of PCG still apply, so be sure to read them.
Let’s get it started
Unfortunately, our old version of this game has just finished
Fortunately, this version came along.
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Unfortunately, people didn't like this new version
Fortunately, CEB developed mind control powers and made everyone like it
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Unfortunately, two people wasn't enough to keep the game on.
Fortunately, Mikachu returned.
Unfortunately, Mikachu also came under my mind control.
Fortunately, He didn't mind.
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Unfortunately, that was because you made him not mind
Fortunately, no one cared since you had everyone under your control
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Unfortunately, CEB's mind control was interrupted by a headache.
Fortunately, he put the headache on Misty's Psyduck which got more power.
Unfortunately, the headache caused it to turn evil and began throwing stuff around with its psychic powers.
Fortunately, it ran out of energy and fell asleep.
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Unfortunately, Team Rocket stole Psyduck while it was still asleep
Fortunately, when Psyduck woke up he refused to listen to Team Rocket and ran away
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Unfortunately, Psyduck run to professor Akihabara.
Fortunately, his new computer program was a safer one.
Unfortunately, just because it was safe didn't mean it couldn't physically explode.
Fortunately, it didn't explode.
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Unfortunately, it still malfunctioned
Fortunately, Psyduck used it's psychic powers to fix it
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Unfortunately, Psyduck run out of PP.
Fortunately, it meant Pokemon Platinum, which was still available in most shops.
Unfortunately, it was really expensive.
Fortunately, Psyduck had massive amounts of money.
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Unfortunately, Psyduck can't remember where it put it's money
Fortunately, Psyduck still had it's credit card
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Unfortunately, Squirtle Squad stole Psyduck's credit card.
Fortunately, Officer Jenny caught them.
Unfortunately, they had used water gun to create a distraction and escape.
Fortunately, Officer Jenny's Growlithes manage to catch their scent.
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Unfortunately, the squirtle squad used hydro pump on the growlithes
Fortunately, Officer Jenny's had some electric pokemon as backup
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Unfortunately, her Raichu attacked with the full power and made the Squirtles faint.
Fortunately, that meant they were finally caught.
Unfortunately, they were in very bad condition.
Fortunately, there was a nearby pokemon center.
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Unfortunately, the center was abandoned
Fortunately, there was a chansey living inside the center
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Unfortunately, it was asleep.
Fortunately, Officer Jenny had an Awakening.
Unfortunately, it didn't work.
Fortunately, Officer Jenny had a starters pistol.
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Unfortunately, Officer Jenny didn't know how to use it
Fortunately, the Chansey woke up on it's own
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Unfortunately, meanwhile, Squirtle Squad had gone to even worse condition.
Fortunately, Chansey was skilled.
Unforutnately, she needed more help.
Fortunately, a Blissey had just walked in the door.
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Unforutnately, this particular Blissey flunked out of medical school
Fortunately, it knew how to use softboil
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Unfortunately, Blissey had flunked out of medical school because it couldn't spell Pokemon attacks properly.
Fortunately, this didn't really matter.
Unfortunately, the softboil it used wasn't strong enough.
Fortunately, it was able to produce a second one.
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Unfortunately, the second one wasn't as powerful
Fortunately, it managed to get the job done anyway
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Unfortunately, the next stop for the Squirtle Squad was prison.
Fortunately, they were sentenced for only one month.
Unfortunately, they caused some ruckus in the prison.
Fortunately, they didn't get anymore time added to their sentence.
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Unfortunately, they were put into solitary confinement
Fortunately, it only lasted for 2 days
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Unfortunately, Squirtle Squad disliked the Pokemon food in the prison.
Fortunately, after getting back to a normal cell, they could read some good books the prison library offered.
Unfortunately, after a while they had already read all these books.
Fortunately, the prison library ordered in some more books.
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Unfortunately, it will take 3 weeks for the books to arrive
Fortunately, the Squirtle Squad decided to keep themselves busy by taking up painting
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Unfortunately, one stupid prisoner abused their paintings.
Fortunately, he was the only one who did so.
Unfortunately, because of this abuse from the single prisoner the Squirtle squad decided to start a riot.
Fortunately, seconds into the riots duration it was quickly thwarted withh good thinking and quick actions taken by the guards.
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Unfortunately, the gaurds were now too tired to do their jobs
Fortunately, the prisoners were also too tire to try anything
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Unfortunately, someone gave the prisoners some coffee.
Fortunately, they didn't know it had some sleeping pills dissolved in it.
Unfortunately, when the pills disolved they mixed with the coffee's natural ingredients to create the most powerful stimulant ever.
Fortunately, the guards also had the coffee as well.
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