Stellar Stunner and the Time Sand

[Zee Sage]

Well Guys, Havn't Seen On A Harry Potter fic up so I thought I would make one. Sorry for my habit of not finishing fics but this one I promise shall finish or I wont ever post a fic here again. Or I'll give you heads up.

Stellar Stunner and the Time Sand
Chapter I
-01-
Not Your Ordinary Boy

The milky blue-black sky, which was dotted with dull white specks, littered the nighttime sky. As the still ¾ moon gleamed down onto the small town of Greenwich, London. A small suburb hosted many streets but none were as weird as Timberwatch Drive, you would say that one boy was the real reason: Stellar Stunner. His name was of course inherited from his great uncle Stellar Stunner the first, and he was well weird, and that was putting it lightly. Everything on Timberwatch Drive was peachy, so to speak, because the Stunner’s were all gathered at the table for a reason.

“What’s up, parents?” I asked walking from the stairs to the kitchen door.

“Stellar, please come here,” my father said, today was my birthday so I expected that it was a present, I was eleven now.

“What is this, could it be cash?” I asked suspiciously smiling and swooping the tan-brown color envelope. There was no stamp… well the stamp was an ink blob with the words, ‘Merlin Academy Headmaster.’ It had in bold emerald ink cursive writing:

Stellar Stunner
Medium-Sized Room on the Second Floor
1243 Timberwatch Drive
Greenwich, London

I carefully opened the envelope careful not to rip the letter inside. I took out the leader and read to myself, this too was in the emerald green ink:

Merlin’s Academy of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Tidal Mantunie

(Grand Sorc., Second Chf. Warlock, International Confed. Of Wizards, First Class)

Deputy Headmaster


Dear Stellar Stunner,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted into Merlin’s Academy of Witchcraft and Wizardry. You should arrive to Portkey Paradise at 7:30 A.M. where you will be provided with transportation to the school. You have been supplied with a list of essentials you will need. Term starts on September 1st. We need a reply to us by owl by July 31st.

Sincerely,

Tidal Mantunie

This was a funny joke it had to have been, there was no such thing as magic. I took out the list,

You Will Need:

1 Wand

1 Set of Robes

1 Cauldron (Pewter, Standard Size 2)

1 Set of Glass Crystals or Vials

1 Telescope

1 Set of Brass Scales

1 Pet (Owl, Cat, Toad, Bat, or Snake)

Books You Need:

1 Copy Of: The Standard Book Of Spells (Year 1) by Miranda Goshawk.

1 Copy Of: Magical History (Year 1) by Dai Dai.

1 Copy Of: Magical Theory (Year 1) by Adalbert Waffling.

1 Copy Of: A Beginners Guide to Transfiguration (Year 1) by Emeric Switch.

1 Copy Of: On Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi (Year 1) by Phyllida Spore.

1 Copy Of: Magical Drafts and Potions (Year 1) by Arsenius Jigger.

1 Copy Of: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Year 1) by Newt Scamander.

1 Copy Of: The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection (Year 1) by Quentin Trimble.

“Funny joke guys,” I said amused my parents did not have the same expressions.

“It’s not a joke your Uncle Stellar was a wizard we think the blood came from him,” my father said.

“So there are witches, wizards can you explain it thoroughly,” I asked my family.

“Your aunt and uncle, Stellar and Patrice Stunner, was a witch and a wizard, pretty wealthy too,” my mother said, “Well your one to.”

“Ok, ok I get you, but I… This is so cool, can I get my stuff today,” I said excited and happily.

“Sure why not, we got nothing else going on, we can get Zee Zapper to come too,” my father said.

“Zee got in too, awesome,” I said I ran upstairs and put on my normal jeans and red shirt.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Turns out Zee’s parents were of magical decent so his mom and dad and brother were taking us.

“So Mr. Zapper what’s this school all about?” I asked the middle-aged man wearing jeans and a green-stripped shirt.

“Well you go there and get a magical education where you can either get a job at the Ministry of Magic or be a jock or you can get a muggle job if your really weird,” he said.

“Excuse me… muggle,” I asked curiously I had never heard of a word such as muggle.

“Non-Magical people, like your mom and dad,” Zee said laughing.

“Anyways, when you get there you get sorted into one of four houses: Phoenixdor, Grypolian, Serpantium, Falcondrium. I was in Phoenixdor but Mrs. Zapper was in Falcondrium, Serpantium is the house where most dark wizards come from. But anyway there is the Quidditch Cup, the House Cup, and the Most Promising Student Cup. The Quidditch Cup is the house’s team who’s Quidditch team beats all other teams wins, the House Cup is who’s House gets the most points and the Most Promising Student Cup is self-explanatory.”

“Okay then,” I said to myself, “Zee will you explain this to me later?”

“Sure, he does get a bit carried away don’t he,” Zee said laughing at his own father. We arrived at a corner and Zee’s dad took out a fifteen-inch strip of wood with a cushioned handle made of a cotton pillow. He raised it into the air with his right hand and waited there for fifteen seconds before putting it back by his side.

“What did you do that for…” I started but was interrupted by a whizzing noise and a giant bus bumped onto the ground after landing from the air.

“Aye, welcome to the Triple-Decker-Bus my name is Stan and this ‘ere is ‘Ern… Aye Mr. Zapper didn’t see ya there, but anyway for the lot of ya will be fifteen sickles,” Stan said.

“Here you are good man,” Mr. Zapper said handing him fifteen silver coins the size of nickels. We walked onto the bus and sat on the seats.

“You boys ready for Uranium Alley…”

[Mewfour]

*looks at the title*

*CoughPrinceofPersiacough*

Eh, but okay fic otherwise....

[Zee Sage]

Um excuse me... what is Prince of Persia? Anyway thanks!

[Mewfour]

Originally posted by Zee Sage
Um excuse me... what is Prince of Persia? Anyway thanks!

Prince of Persia is a video game series, with it's latest installment called "Sands of Time." There's tons of commericals for it on TV nowadays, how could you have missed them?

But neways, I s'pose it was just an honest mistake... nevermind....

[mistysakura]

So is this like a magic school in a different place? Does Hogwarts exist in the world of this ifc?

Not bad, although since we know about HP, it kind of loses a bit of its originality. It was still quite humorous, though, with stellar thinking the whole thing was a joke. Seriously, if HP were real, I wonder how many muggle-borns would throw their letters away thinking it was spam.

[DannyBoy]

I havent really read anything like this before but I can give it a try. THis seens interesting so far with them being Wizards and going to school for it. Not much to say on first chapter but it was an ok start. Could have been a bit longer, it was mostly just the list and little about Steller and some about Zee. Im curious to see how this will go. Keep it up!