The Petoskey Tournament 4 (Now Beating the Dead Horse without a Lemon)

[Charles Legend]

The Petoskey Tournament 4 (Now Beating the Dead Horse without a Lemon; mostly Comedy/Parody; Some mature content. however it’s mostly immature content.)

Disclaimer: Wile I do make some references to some Mature Content they are only meant to be seen as jokes and Prodigies only, and they are all quit minimal and should not be seen as me being horny.

Credit(s) goes to (insert any names you see fit… and that may includes YOU as well) for the original idea/words.

I do however own the rights to the Charters, Charles, Charlot, Ryu, and Ricky as well as may other Charters that are not based off of Members of the TPM or other message boards, also Most of the fake Pokémon I created thought Blademaster did help me with some of the names...

All user Charters are @ to that user and they are written based on observations, studies, and at times, shameless copypastaing.

Credit also goes to Faiz, do to the fact that some of this Disclaimer was Originally was written by him...

Pokémon, Pikachu and all other Pokémon characters and places are © 1995-2008 Nintendo, GAME FREAK and Creatures. Inc.

The Legend of Zelda, Link, Zelda, Ganondorf and all other Legend of Zelda characters and places are © 1986-2008 by Nintendo, and Shigeru Miyamoto.

Also All Songs and Ideas and jokes are also © to who ever wrote or thought it up, and may have been you, um I think that just about coves everything…

Oh wait just a note any jokes about any of the user charters are all meant to be seen as jokes only and not my own opinions of said charters, Oh and let it be known I'm am and never have been mad at any of the mods or any of TPM's staff for any reason not even the fact that I received a Spamming Infraction.

Table of contents

~Prologue
Chapter One: Stealing Cinderella
Chapter Two: The Wedding, Mr. Paranoid and a Cyclops
Chapter Three: The Bad Egg: Aura Apprentice Riolu!
Chapter four: the Crock of Time
Chapter Five: School Finals
Chapter six: Leeks God of Duck

~Prologue

A young man screamed as he felt a leather whip dug deeper in to his back, He fell head first on to the hot desert sands, tinny beads of sweet and blood covered his entire body.

“Work harder, faster slave now, I want that stone block in place by sun set do you under stand me you worthless human!” yelled a six foot gray humanoid ant like alien with big black compound eyes and three fingered hands and feet. in the young man’s head.

The young man knew if he did not get up and continue to work that, he would be ether killed and eaten by this beast or be thrown in to a pit with an even more dangerous monster then this one. he slowly and painfully got up and continued to help his fellow humans move the stone.

“You might be asking what’s up with the alien ants taking humans as their slaves, well it goes like this, the Pentagon had no Idea that the Earth was going to be invaded by Aliens because we humans where wagging war against are own brothers and sisters; And at the same time there more and more UFO where being seen all over the world, and more and more people were expiring more and more encounters of the third kind you see and now life as we knew it well lets just say that these beings are treating us like we used to treat cattle.

The youth could feel his body getting weaker by the second, and finally it gave out and he fell to the ground, the Ant like being stated to laugh cruelly at him, and was preparing to make a final blow with his electrified whip. how ever the youth herd a gun blasting the ant apart and when he looked up he saw a ship which he knew it was one of human organ.
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“So how is he?” asked a man formally known as Present Bush.

“Well Sir, his body has taken some heavy hits, he well need time to heal before he can assume active duties, but consisting that we have learned much about the Gray’s medical technology I say he we be ready in about five days although I suggest we keep him at base for a time.” said the Nurse tending to a young man who was formally a student who was trying to major in the field of plant Scantest.

“I see, well when he is healed and awake please escort him to my office please, and thank you Nurse Joy…” Present Bush said.

Five Days later the young man woke up felling very groggy and extremely weak, and looked up at the pink haired Nurse Joy....

Well at lest your human, Said the young man as he sat up in his bed, Ah I am Sorry it’s just that so much has happened to me... said the young man.

Don’t worry about it Charlie we all have had are lives changed by the Innovation of the Grays, um would you mind following me are commander would like a word with you if you don’t mind.” the young Nurse Joy said.

“Sure wait how did you know my name?” Charlie said.

“Well when we picked you up you had a pack on with what little belonging most of which where books on plants and some seeds and bulbs, and oh yes your wallet that was in your pocket had your student Id from the collage you were attending, and it had your name on it…” Joy explained as the two of them walked down the hall and enter what looked to be the oval office...

“Ah, welcome Charlie Legendary to Rebel base 1, Formally known as Roswell New Mexico, or more precisely Area 51!” Said the Commander

“Oh, wait your Present Bush right?” Charlie asked.

“Yes, but now I am just the commander of a small rebel army against thousands of are Ermines The Grays, Charlie we are trying to free as many of are fellow humans many of which have seen there loved ones Parish because of the Grays.” explained the commander.

“Um, sorry to be rude but can I get something to eat?” Charlie asked.

“Oh, why yes of course you can Charlie, Joy please bring Charlie some apples, and thank you.” Commander Bush said.

Nurse Joy then left the room and then came back with a bowl full of Different kinds of fruit such as apples, apricots and peaches.

“Please feel free to dig in Charlie we have plenty thanks the research we been doing on the Gray‘s technology we had acquired years ago. Said the pink haired nurse named Joy.

Charles toke an Apple and bite into it, then replayed “The alleged UFO crash here in New Mexico, however you still have not explained to me why you saved me and not the others.” Charlie Said.

“Well we would have however, had we stayed any longer uncloaked the Grays army would have surely destroyed us, as for the reason why we healed you is because I believe you may hold the key to are victory over this Evil.” the Commander said.

For you see in your backpack we fond your Nintendo DS, Charles we need your help on a Project to bring--- but Charlie interrupted him saying bring Pokémon to are would, however you need my help because I a dedicated fan to the games and that I my know of a way in which to bring them in to being instead of them being just being made up of computer data like Digimon are, Right Commander?”

“Yes, so what do you say Charles?” asked Commander Bush.

“Well, from what I can tell of the grays they are defiantly Psychic and Bug type wise and the only Pokémon that would even hope to stand a change against them are Houndour and Houndoom both of which are Dark/Fire types.…” Charles said.

“Charlie, I like the way you think thought you are the newest in the ranks I well put you in Charge of the Project along side Nurse Joy here, Both of you seem to know a about what you are good at Charlie you are an intelligent lad who knows much about plants and Joy here was studying to be a vet and you both seem to know a lot about Pokémon just make Sure that you don’t treat them as lab rats…” Explained Commander Bush.

“Don’t worry Commander we won’t Expressly when we create Mewtwo, God forbid that we do other wise we the last lines of defense well fail.” Charlie said

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5 mouths later,

'Well let's see here." thought Charlie. as he looked at the Creature in the Test tube, you see Charles found out that they had acquired some DNA samples of the Gray’s and are currently working on creating the Glitch Pokémon Missing No, and if this Project proves to work, then they well not only have a Platform to work off from but also something that can stand up to the Grays and whose very sole existents is to destroy the Grays... but only if only if Project Hound fails.

*“Alert the Grays have entered the airspace of Roswell, this is not a Drill I repeat this is not a Drill!” *

“Charlie, is Project hound ready yet?” asked the commander

“Not yet it’s needs 5 more minuets... however Project “M” is ready.” Charlie said as he looked in to the Purple Ghost like Creator he helped Create and went on to explain that it’s Types are Fire and dark with the ability to levitate and “M” also has ghost like characteristics since it can pass threw any soled objects however the reason why they haven't yet is because I have made it so that they only follow the orders of humans; However I feared that some day it may end up being a mistake, that is why he also programmed in to there DNA/data that they well only respond to us humans that where a controller Currently I only made two of them I have on and the other is locked up safely and no one but I knows where or how to open the safe.”

“Why did you do that Charlie I thought you trusted us?” asked the commander

“Yeah right like I would trust the Grays, oh sure you had me and Joy fooled for a while but when we looked at your blood sample we noticed it was of the Grays and not the humans and you thought you could trick me in to creating “M” to use as your ultimate weapon against mankind.” Charles said.

“Yes, you are correct that I am really a Gray and that I tried to trick you and Joy and the others in to creating your own doom, however it seems that I under estimated you Humans.” the Commander of the Grays said.

“You know for a Gray you sure are stupid.” Joy said along with the rest of my crew that where standing behind me all with Controllers on there wrists.

“I thought you said you only made two?” Asked the commander of the Grays.

“Ha I lied, you Should know by now that one of mankind's most powerful weapons is deception.” Charles said as His team of Scientists nodded. “And let it be known that from this day foreword we shall be known as Team Rocket!”

“Big deal I could Squish you like a bug right here and now!” Said the Gray’s Commander.

“Ha, talk about Irony a bug threatens to squash me like a bug, nice choice of words not, and Just try it you scum ball!” Charlie said.

“You still don’t get it do you, then again that's to be expected from an Inferior lifeforms such as yourself. Sure I may have enslaved your people but with out my race's technology then you would not have been able to Play God and create new lifeforms.”

“So, what’s your point Gray, you my have given us technology that we could only dream of however you did it with the intent of factory farming humans as a source of food, because your race mistreated your home world and countless others and now you have come to Earth seeking to do the same to are planet, However this time you Shall not win! “M” Awaken! Charlie said and then he herd the others calling forth the “M” that they control.

Fifteen ghostly creators appeared in front of my small rebel band now known as Team Rocket.

“Now lesion here boy, if you kill me then I well activate this base’s
self-destruct sequence!”

“Guys, leave us, go get on the Ark, I must Stay behind and do what I must do Charlie said standing by a control panel to the tank that holds thousands of Missing No. in it ready to be freed at a moments notice.

“Charlie I well not leave your side!” Joy said with tears in her eyes.

“Joy, Lesion to me, you must go with the others, you are the only one that I- Go I well be fine don’t worried I well see you on the Ark.” Charlie Said.

“Shout your trap you disgusting human!” said the Commander of the Grays, as Joy hugged Charlie goodbye and ran to the Ark not quite sure what he had planed but She trusted him never the less.

“You know maybe I should destroy the base anyways before your ship even gets a chance to--” “Miss!” an “M” Evilly hissed as it fired of a black and red beam at the commander of the Grays who was disengaged on the spot. Charlie then freed the thousands of Missing No. Upon the world to seek out and destroy all grays.

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Years later…

My name is not Impotent right now, only my Mission is, Just what is my mission is unclear at the moment.

Right now I was hiding behind a Rock in a vast desert, my cloths were nothing but rags, and I was running low On food and water, If the Desert did not get me first I knew the vile Creatures that I sadly helped to create would. See I was fool to trying to bring Pokémon to the real would, My team and I thought we would attempt to create Missing No. in are world as the first step, to bad it was are own undoing.

See instead of Creating a Pokémon we created a bunch daemons that feeds on humans instead, I was lucky to escape, but for how long? For every human they absorbed they multiplied a hundred times, by my collations I well be the last human on earth with in an hour…

I knew what was coming and there was nothing I could do so I sat down and at my last bit of food and water, as I prepared to die, I was drenched in sweat, most of my skin had a major Sunburn. As thick dark fog closed in on me from all sides I took my final breath. I cried knowing that within a few Monuments the Earth would be swallowed up by darkness forever.

And so it had, However a voice soon cried out like thunder and roared “Let there be Light!” how I herd this was a mystery until I realized it was I who said it…. I was now on all fours and could not stand up, so I looked around, and I saw that the Desert was replaced by a Lake and I was standing on shore, so I went over to take a drink from the Crystal clear waters, only after which did I look at my reflection, Staring back at me was a Dog like creature with a golden gear stuck on his back, then I looked around and saw that I was not alone.

Hundreds of Pokémon were around me and even two naked humans, and I was their God, I was Now the Creation Pokémon ARCEUS!
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Charles grained as he finished Typing that part of the new Prologue to the Fourth Edition to his The Petoskey Tournament then took a Drink of water from his cup then took a bite out of an Apple, then Continued with the Prologue by typing the Following….

A blue Aura Dog like Creature was standing on top of a tall Mountain on an Island called Isle Royal located in Lake Superior one of the Largest bodies of fresh water in North America if not the entire World.

He Sat there thinking Ah, I remember a time before the white faced humans came along and cut down most of the trees, and dug out a lot of Iron ore and copper from My territory!

I absolutely forbid them to drill on My lakes for oil! And if they do they well face my judgment, for I Am Suicune The lord of the North Wind!

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A man in a blue busies suit, sat in his chair looking out the is office window at the Copper harbor, thinking Soon this harbor well be filled with Oil Rigs perfect! Sure it may pollute the lake, but like they say Sacrifices must be made in order to gain a profit...

And if that Mutt of a legend thinks he can stand in my way he is sadly mistaken hell he my have lived on this Earth longer then I have, but that doesn't mean he is smarter then we humans are...

However he should know better then to stand in the way of us humans and are progress. for the time of Man has come and the days of the Beast have past....
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It's back and beating a dead horse no less without any Lemons.

Oh if your wondering the Prologue is, it's a Parody of an alien invasion
plus my oneshot rebirth and the old Prologue. And it may not make any since now but trust me later it well.

~Charles Legend

[Charles Legend]

Chapter One: Stealing Cinderella

A young skinny nerdy looking boy named Charles Ryu Legend who was Sitting on a bench with his pet Houndour and Natu reading a comic called the Misadventures of Charles Legend! but some times would looked over at his girlfriend.

Who just happened to be Charlot Joyce Legend a young very Pretty girl and the daughter of the local Nurse Joy named Joyce Charlotte Legend and the Mayor of Ringwood Town. Ryu Charles Legend who is also the local Pokemon professor and the Gym Leader of the Temple of Time, and some Like Ricky claim he is also a Mad Scientist.

“Wait I thought Rose was a female Mew?!” Charles said, as Charlot brushed her pretty long pink hair. she had her pet Eevee and Swablu out next to her.

Charlot sighed as looked at a her Father’s Farfetch’d who was laughing his head off at a comic book he was reading called The Misadventures of Old Quacky! That’s basically about some drunken Old seadog named Capt. Andrew who was the nickname “Capt. Whatanut” by many of the sailors who Came to the bar named The Abyss of Light that’s in Olivine City over in Johto Japan do to his heavy dinking habits...

“Ha, Ryu you’re an evil Genius!” Leeks Proclaimed then read out load “The Sunflora tripped him. Struggling to get up, Andrew found his way blocked by ugly ornamental bushes. He kicked a bush, which kicked him back. “Ow!” cried Andrew, hopping up and down on one foot and clutching his shin.

“Attack!” screamed the ugly ornamental bushes which tuned out to be Oddish, Gloom and Vileplume, and jumped on Andrew. Then the giant lima beans opened their mouths and revealed themselves to be giant Carnivine…”

“That’s true Leeks, that was something quite aMEWsing; But so was the fact that Mr. Pikachu had used that Mew Stylus as an Icon for the banner he made for Rule Seven of the Fanfic forum, don’t you recall the fact he sent me a Pm back in September informing me that I had received a Spamming Infraction at TPM for use of some Mature content in the third version of The Petoskey Tournament; Anyways, we need to work on the next part of the Script for Ryu, he is not Paying us to Laugh are heads off you know…” Charles said with a wink.

“Charles, We’ll work on that Later, Let’s go shopping!” Charlot said.

“Your right Charlot, we do need go shopping do to the fact I ran out of Pokéballs, we’ll just have to put off working on the script until we get back to your place.” Charles said.

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Three hours later…

“Charlot I can’t believe you bought all these Supplies.” Charles said as they were walking home to Charlot’s house Loaded down with many bags…

“Well we are thought at school to be prepared for anything, when we are out on are Pokémon Journey.” Charlot said.

“That‘s True Charlot but why did you get Two hot pink Pokédexs?.” Charles asked

“Oh well you know I just felt like getting you one, and yes I got the Credit Card last year, my share of the Profit of the Comics goes towards paying for it.” Charlot said. “Besides that unlike that jerk Ricky I don’t mind buying you stuff.”

Just then Ricky walked passed. “So I am a Jerk am I Charlot? Well in that case why don't I make you mine! Go The Destroyer!” a young hooked nosed boy with Black Greasy hair said and called out his rather Large and ugly Carnivine. “Sleep Powder!”

“When well you ever Lean you Monkey Butt; She has never been Interested in You!” Charles said lazily to his nephew Ricky as he feed his Natu Mystic a hand full of Sunflower seeds who Chirped loudly... “Rookie use Ember on the powder, then use Fire Fang on Carnivine then finish him off with a Take Down to knock him into Ricky!”

“HOUNDOUR!” Rookie barked loudly and ran in front of Charlot, then as Carnivine was releasing a blue powder, Rookie Shot a wide Spread blast of fire at it and it burnt to ash, then Rookie light his fangs on fire and bit into one of the Destroyer’s vines then let go and backed up and gave his foe a devastating tackle attack which sent the ugly flytrap into his master.

“Ricky your a jerk and always well be, Leeks send him away please.” Charlot said coldly.

“Gladly, Final Leek!” Leeks yelled as he jumped high in the air off Charlot’s Right shoulder and did a corkscrew dive at Ricky and The Destroyer who had bit Ricky’s head and Smashed his leek in to them, and they both fell to the ground with swirls in their eyes. As Charles, Charlot and Leeks rolled their eyes and They soon reached the front door of Charlot’s house, with the very creepy looking Forbidden Graveyard behind it.

A Mew floated by giggling...

“Why hello there Rose, how was your day?” Charles greeted, Mayor Ryu’s Friend…

<“It was good, I beat Blackthorn in a race again today, I also Annoyed Game Freak to give me a new move called Icicle Probe.”> Rose said Telepathically giggled.

“Ah yes I Remember that Dad told me about the time he battling an Onivon with Myth, and the Sneaky Chupacabra Shoved a Icicle up Myth’s butt, Dad never did tell me what happened after that but I know he caught the Onivon, and Myth could not sit for a week, boy I’ll tell you now that was one unhappy Dragonite, anyways I guess you saw that Mew Stylus some nutter at Nintendo Of Japan made then.” Charlot said as they walked into Charlot’s very beautiful bathroom decorated vary girly with lots of shades of pink.

<“Funny you should mention that Stylus Charlot, See I used the Roar of Time that Time Storm taught me, to go back in time today and found the guy respectable for Designing it, Well let’s just say I gave him the Idea for the Stylus, anyways I better get going since I am helping Smears with something within Ryu’s backpack.”> Rose said.

“I see Rose” Charlot grinned as She helped Charles put the new Cloths and Supplies they got.

<“Wow Charlot those cloths are very cute and very girly.”> Rose Giggled as she floated to the door and Disappeared.

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Inside Ryu’s Backpack, Ryu and his Lucario named Sirius Doggie were putting up decorations…

“Master I since a disturbance in the Force!”

“Nah that’s just the Bean Burrito with Chillies and Coffee you had for lunch at Pizza the Hut.”

“But master did not Pizza the Hut eat him self? And we must act swiftly lest we be out of Duct Tape!”

“Oh yeah your right he did, And Duct Tape, A powerful weapon it is but there a dark side.”

“A dark side?”

“Yes, you must use it wisely youth or fail to the dark side you will, like your father.”

“You knew my father?”

“Yes Anakin Doggie was a young Aura Guardian like yourself, but he was temped by the powers of the dark side and from that day forth was known as Darth Grater!”

“Darth Grater, my Father? No!”

“Yes!”

“But Master is not that quote that Master Yado told Locus Skycrawler in the movie Moon Wars 'Duct Tape ...the Force it is like. Both a light side and a dark side it has. Binds the universe together it does!' ?"

“Yes, quote was it.”

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An hour later after dinner, in the living room…

Charles had an arm around Charlot as they were sitting on the couch looking at the fireplace…

Charles then noticed besides a fish tank with a Clamperl, a Gorebyss, and a Huntail, there were a dozen pictures of Charlot on the Mantel, All of a sudden a song came on over the Radio….

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I came to see her daddy for sit down man to man
It wasn't any secret I'd be asking for her hand
I guess that's why he left me waiting in the living room by myself
with at least a dozen pictures of her sitting on a shelf
She was playing Cinderella
She was riding her first bike
Bouncing on the bed and looking for a pillow fight
Running through the sprinkler with a big popsicle grin
Dancing with her dad, looking up at him
In her eyes I'm Prince Charming
But to him I'm just some fella riding in and stealing Cinderella
I leaned in towards those pictures to get a better look at one
When I heard a voice behind me say "Now, ain't she something, son?"
I said "Yes, she quite a woman" and he just stared at me
Then I realized that in his eyes she would always be
Playing Cinderella
Riding her first bike
Bouncing on the bed and looking for a pillow fight
Running through the sprinkler with a big Popsicle grin
Dancing with her dad, looking up at him
In her eyes I'm Prince Charming
But to him I'm just some fella riding in and
He slapped me on the shoulder
Then he called her in the room
When she threw her arms around him
That's when I could see it too
She was Playing Cinderella
Riding her first bike
Bouncing on the bed and looking for a pillow fight
Running through the sprinkler with a big Popsicle grin
Dancing with her dad, looking up at him
If he gives me a hard time I can't blame the fella
I'm the one who's stealing Cinderella
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Charles did a double take and got up and took a closer look at the Pictures of Charlot and Indeed she was Playing Cinderella, Riding her first bike, Bouncing on the bed and looking for a pillow fight, Running through the sprinkler with a big Popsicle grin, Dancing with her dad, looking up at him.

“Charles while it’s true that you never came to me asking for Charlot’s hand in marriage, It would not have mattered if you had anyways, Since your Wedding has all ready been planned out for years…” Ryu Said with a Grin as he tuned off the radio and then scratched Smears his back and gold furred Smeargle behind the ear, who barked then dived back into Ryu’s backpack…
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So yeah, I reworked it to be some what of a Crossover with my comic, a Star Wars/Spaceballs Parody and what I think is a nice set up for the next chapter..

Oh and just to let you know Ryu's backpack has a Pocket dimension inside of it, lets just say it works some what like a cross between Oak's Lab, the Pokémon storage System and Brock's back pack.

~Charles Legend

[Charles Legend]

Chapter Two: The Wedding, Mr. Paranoid and a Cyclops!

“Dearly Beloved we are Gathered here today to Join Charles Ryu Legend and Charlot Joyce Legend in Holly Matrimony, If Any one thinks these two Should not get Married speak now or forever hold your Piece.”

“I Do!” Ricky yelled and Stood up “I mean come off it, this whole wedding is one big Joke! I mean who in there right minds world have the seven Eevee Evolutions as there Brides maids, and their mother’s Blissey as the Maid of Honor, not to mention the fact that the Groomsmen are a Charizard, Dragonite, Feraligatr, Sceptile, Electivire, Magmortar and a Smeargle, The Best Man’s a Talking Farfetch’d, the Flower girl and the Ring bearer are both Bellossom not to mention that your a Lucario, and if having Pokemon being a part of the wedding Ceremony was not bad enough this place was Decorated using Duct Tape and both the Bride and the Groom are both wearing a Wedding Dress!”

“Oh is that all that was bugging you Ricky?” Charles said with a Grin “If that’s the case you Monkey Butt sit down and shut up, it’s not like your going to remember this anyways.” Charles Grinned.

“Now that’s settled.” Said the Lucario named Sirius as he used psychic to force Ricky to sit Quietly in his chair. “Do you Charles Ryu Legend take Charlot Joyce Legend to be your Lawfully wedded wife, to Love and cherish her For richer or poorer, in sickness and in heath to death do you part?”

“I do!” Charles said.

“And do you Charlot Joyce Legend take Charles Ryu Legend to be your Lawfully wedded husband, To love and honor him, For richer or poorer, In sickness and in heath, To death do you part?”

“I Do!” Charlot said.

“Then by the Power invested in me by the Mayor I now Penance thee husband and Wife you may now kiss the Bride!”

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Hours later back in Charlot and Charles’ Bedroom

“Ah I just don’t get it.” Charles Sighed looking at the TV as Wario KOed Lucario, as he and Leeks were playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl. “Leeks you only beat me do to me being Distracted thinking about Mr. Pikachu.

I bet you anything he gave me that “F” in that paper that I handed in yesterday, All because the story I had the Earth being under an alien invasion and then having Charlie become Arceus and have the ending Depict the Creation Myth of the Garden of Eden, and the fact that he sent me a Privet Message at The Pokématers for forgetting all about Fanfic Rule #7: “No gratuitous or overly graphic sex scenes. in the Third Version of my Fanfic, was it the fact he did not like the Idea that my Charter is a Cross Dresser?

It seems that way Since Chris 2. Something stupid did not like the Idea of when Jodi and Elena latterly put Charles and Ricky on ice I had their shorts being pulled down by a Wartotle and a Prinplup, then again that’s Probably why Mr. Pikachu is also known at TPM as Mr. Paranoid.” Charles Laughed at his joke, Then he looked over at the computer and saw Rose floating in front of it and using her Psychic powers to replay to a topic at TPM, She goes by the username Mew Trainer Rose.

“Charles why don’t you just drop it?” Charlot asked her newly wedded husband.

“Sure I well once Mr. Pikachu stops being so paranoid, But really I am Just joking about Mr. Pikachu I mean he’s are English Teacher after all, then again he also the Grammar Nazi that runs the school newspaper.” Charles said with a grin. “And knowing how paranoid he is I bet both ‘Stealing Cinderella’ and this Chapter called ‘The Wedding, Mr. Paranoid and a Cyclops!’ well most likely get deleted, and I’ll properly get another spamming infraction most likely for crude jokes about the mods of TPM or something else just as stupid.”

“Wait are you saying that we are just charters in a story or are you talking about the story your writing!?” Charlot gasped in Surprise.

“Actually both, Nah Just joking I am just talking about the story I am writing, then again my stories tend to be a parallel of are real life so it‘s like I am running around in a paradox called The Never Ending Author Syndrome, since both of the characters in my Fanfic and the Comic are also authors and their charters are also authors, So it’s hard to know which one of us is the Original One and no I an not talking about Arceus, I am just saying If in fact we are just charters in a Fanfic, that one of us would have to be the Original Author.” Charles said with a loud yawn. “Anyways we should get some sleep, since I plan to go fishing with Ricky tomorrow.”

“In other words while you either were just joking or you really did brake the fourth wall just now you were joking, yeah whatever you nut lets just go to sleep.” Charlot said as they climbed into bed.

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The next morning…

“Dad I have a bone to Pick with you!” Charlot said walking into her Father’s Lab, and saw her Father wearing a Lab coat that that blotches of gold paint on it, his long golden hair was tied back in to a pony tail.

“Yes, what is it Sweat pea?” Mayor Ryu asked as he was looking over a small green Hummingbird, it had grass like feathers and was drinking from a hummingbird feeder.

“Cyclops the Dusknoir you got for Christmas from your Friend Faiz
Tyranitar who goes by the user name Darktyranitar, Well he just as horny as Ricky is, he tied stilling a Pair of my socks!” Charlot said with a hand on her hip as she also noticed a small red furred Wolf Puppy Chewing on a bone and a blue furred Fawn eating hay. “So are these the new Pokémon you discovered?”

“Ah I see, well Cyclops won’t be bugging you and Charles anymore, I sent him to live with Prof. Ghost, since he a Gostfreak anyways!” Mayor Ryu Explained. “Well no my friend Blademaster was the first Person to rediscover and catch them, He just a blacksmith who makes Swords and stuff so he had no use for them so he sent them over to me to Study, I gave him a bunch of scrap metal that are all that remands of my old Phantom Galleon and also a bunch of cans do to the fact I have a habit of using a lot of caned Tomatoes and Anchovies when I cook or help your mother cook dinner.”

“Wait Dad when you say Prof. Ghost, you don’t mean by any chance mean that that creepy crazy old guy that lives in a shack deep the Forbidden Graveyard, and who’s user name at TPM is MeLoVeGhOsTs do you?

And didn’t you imprisoned him in the graveyard because he would not give you back Snappy your Feraligatr who you caught as a Totodile in the Sewers of Newbark town when, My uncle Ryan tricked you in to going down into them?

Then Mega Horny tricked you into trading him for a Machop, then Snappy Evolved and kept using Ice Fang on Mega Horny’s head, and he later found out that his shape shifting Alien girlfriend gave him an Incurable virus that gave him Special abilities however it was latterly eating him form the inside out and he had only about 5 weeks left to live, During which time Dark Sage was training him to over throw the Mods of the Fanfiction.

And rumor has it that Blademaster was hired by the Mods and he sliced off Mega Hornny’s head who had once hired him to protect him from the shape shifting Alien that later became his girlfriend and then Andrew Stole his Pokémon and sold them in his black market shop called The C.O.R.R.U.P.T.” Charlot said. “And what do you mean by that, And yes Dad I know your fondness for cooking; I never knew Dave was a Blacksmith, I wonder what Chris 2.0 dose for a living.”

“Yes, and of course he is, he regally forges horse Shoes for are many Ponyta and Rapidash, as for Chris 2.0 while it may seem like he a very talent and Gifted Author, he has hinted in his stories that he may be a Mob Boss if my memory serves me right his Mob was called Team Play-dough or was it Plato? Martians Landers or Something else just as stupid as that, the only real clue is that his major book is called TPML.” Mayor Ryu said with a Grin. “Anyways I have reason to believe that the Native Tribes knew about the Pokemon that lived around them and perhaps as we do today they trained them, but of course most of this has been handed down to us as just as Myths of Legends, and my colleagues disagree with my theories.”

“I see Father so how much do you know about them?” Charlot asked as she threw a ball for the wolf puppy to fetch.

“Well the Hummingbird before me is called Aveeum it was given that name by Dave it’s name means Avian which is the General order birds fall into, and Hum the sound they make, Ironically acceding to native legends they were known as Huitzil which means Hummingbird is a word derived from the sounds of the hummingbird's wing-beats and zooming flight. Anyways it’s types are Grass and Flying, their Species along with their evolutions are known as Hummingbird Pokémon.

Their Ability is Overgrow, which means it’s related to the other Grass starters, as seeing hoe the Main stream Scientist think that birds evolved form Dinosaurs, they tend to think that Aveeum’s line evolved from the Treecko line, however it dose makes Since to me do to the fact I believe in a Creator God and no I am not talking about Arceus or the Spaghetti Monster or wait as it a Carnivine, or was it the fact that the world is said to rest on the Shell of a Giant invisible turtle swimming threw out the Cosmos? Oh wait never mind I am talking about Lambacross the Savior Pokemon who is also know as Jesus Christ, Ok I am just kidding but really I believe that Jesus Christ is the true Creator God, and it’s just that the Main Stream Scientist tend to think the universe was Created by Pokémon, Then again real life science makes total sense when talking about the Gods.” Mayor Ryu explained.

“Anyways Aveeum Evolutions are called Florming which comes from the words Flora and Humming, do to having flower petal like feathers and they often uses Pollen to defend themselves; the Final Evolution is called Nectarvine the name which comes from the words Nectar and Vine. Since Hummingbirds drink nectar and its feathers look a lot like leaf like vines, Some of the new moves that I have found that they know are Tera Drain which is the most Powerful Grass Type draining attack known besides Leach Seed, another move they know is Hurricane which is a more powerful form of Twister thus it’s also a Dragon type attack.”

“Ok, I understand about Aveeum, but what I don’t get is How you as a creationist can stand talking about Evolution, since we are thought at school that Evolution happens slowly over millions of years.” Charlot said.

“Easy, while the Idea that the Big Bang created the universe and thus Every thing in it Evolved from none living molecules is a Laughable Idea, According to my Research all Pokemon have all the genetic information that they well ever need within their very DNA, Take for example Eevee we know for sure there are at lest Seven forms it can take on, Ironically enough a Trainer walking threw a forest in the Shinoh regent of Japan, was training their Eevee when Suddenly it became what we now know as Leafeon, but when the main stream Scientists first herd about it they passed it off as merely a myth, but when a group of them known as The Mythbusters went to test out this so called myth they confirmed it, the same thing happened when they first herd about other Evolutions and baby Pokemon as well.”

“The wolf Puppy your playing with is named Dinup, it comes from the name Din who is said in Legends to have been one of the three golden goddess to have created the land of Hyrule with her ferry arms, and Puppy the stage at which it’s at, it’s Evolved form Dalmatch, has been known for years and yet has not do to people just thinking they are red dogs with black spots in other words they were just called Dalmatians for years and have been used by Fire fighters do to their Foam Cannon attack which is an Ice type attack that can put out a fire faster then water can, while is name comes from Dalmatian it also comes from Match, it to Evolves into a Final form called Werecanis, were is Past tense of be Apparently it comes from the Old English waeron, Canis is the general name for the Dog family, in other words Werecanis means be dog or as myths called it’s a Werewolf, Ironically all three are Fire/Dark types with the Blaze Ability”

The blue Fawn is called Erelk, which gets part of it’s name from Lake Erie one of the five grate lakes that surrounds are grate state of Michigan, it’s also an Elk calf, which later becomes Caribuda, the name which comes from Caribou, because it looks like one, and Bermuda as in the Bermuda Triangle, The Final Evolved Form is called Antlantis which comes from the words Antler do to it being a Mouse and they have big Antlers and Atlantis as in the Lost content/city which some claimed to have been in the Middle of the Atlantic ocean, some also say it was in the Bermuda Triangle Still others Dismiss this saying Plato would not have known of these places it is also dismissed by many skeptics that the Giants in which guarded the Straits of Hera were one of the four known Regis. Anyways Erelk and it’s line are all water and Psychic types with the Torrent Ability”

“I see father, but I Still find it odd that you Imprisoned a bunch of Geeks from Japan that call themselves Game Freak in are basement, you never did tell me what they do down in Glitch City.” Charlot said “It’s like your hading something, I mean you once tried and failed to hide the fact you caught not one Legendary but at lest five Including a Rayquaza who you ether named Blackthorn after your Grandfather or you brought him back to life as a Rayquaza.”

“Charlot I have no secrets to hide from you nor Charles, Game Freak uses Missing No. as a Platform to bring forth new Pokemon then Time storm sends them back in time, Speaking of Missing No. Legend has it a Brilliant researcher created them to haunt down and Destroy the Grays who nearly Invaded Earth completely, it is said in the legend not long after the Missing No turned on their creator and that had he been reborn as Arceus, we would not be here today, and yet that is just one of the many Creation Myths, besides what The Bible Teaches us.”

“Wait dad you mean to tell me your playing God?!” Charlot gasped in Surprise.

“Yeah by rejecting the creator’s reality and Subsisting my own, Mahaha! Just kindling I’m no Adam Savage!” Professor Legend Joked.

“Yeah whatever you say father, I think I’ll go to the Pokémon Center now and go and help mom.” Charlot said rolling her eyes and left the lab.
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so yeah Charles and Charlot's Wedding was a Parody of so called Same-sex marriage, but in reality it's a mostly normal wedding other then the fact the only humans to have an active role in it are Charles, Charlot Ricky and Ryu the Rest of the reception? Party were pokemon as Ricky poined out and also the fact Duct Tape was used in the Decoration shows that it was a cheep.

So yeah in the story Brain is an English Teacher, and the fact that he gave Charles an "F" shows that English is Charles worst subject.

And yeah I know I'm beating a dead hourse with all thes jokes such as one of the Charles being the Original One and he was not talking about Arceus, since in the Prologue Charlie became Arceus.

So yeah I thought it be a good Idea to have Mew Trainer Rose, latterly be a Mew and one who likes to have fun.

And Sure Blade master is a Blacksmith but there may be more then mets the eye I mean Charlot did say she herd a rumor that he Decapitated Mega Horny, and I'll tell you now there is more then meats the Eye Syndicate when it comes to Blademaster.

And yes I am Still Annoyed at myself over the Fact had I not Traded Snappy to Mega Hoeny I would have Evoved Snappy into a Croconaw since Snappy did have experience at the time and I was just waiting to earn enough points to evolve him then I would have evolved him into a Feraligatr so that wold have meant that I would have had all three Pseudo-Dragon Starters (Charizard, Feraligatr and Sceptile)

Err I'll Shut up now...

~Charles Legend

[Charles Legend]

Chapter Three: The Bad Egg: Aura Apprentice Riolu!

As a young blue and black furred humanoid Puppy came to two scarecrows with Jack-o-lanterns for heads, he quickly energized a bone made out of Aura in each of his paws and sliced of their heads and exited the maze.

“How was that father?” the young dog asked his father as he untied his blindfold.

“Well J-Dog I’ll say this your skills have greatly improved, Anyways you earned a brake besides if we wait any longer these Ragecandybars well melt.” Sirius Said to his son.

“Say dad why is that Charles told Ricky that I was a “Bad Egg” and ate his old Pokédex? J-Dog asked.

“Well J-Dog, both Charles and Ryu Agreed that you would be kept a Secret from Ricky since you are Charles Starter, and Ricky had received an Abra for his birthday from his folks, And since Charles had no Pokémon with him when he rescued Charlot from a bunch of Carnivine, he was off his Quackyjacks and fought them of with two long sticks that were just laying on the ground.” Sirius said. “And it dose not surprise me the lest bit that you have not only mastered using Bone Rush at such a young age but have also learned how to create two at one time.”

“Say Dad I got another question for you, when I was watching Moon Wars with Charles and Leeks the other night before we Played Super Smash Brother Brawl, I noticed a lot of things we Aura Guardians have in common with the Jedi Knights. For example the Force it like the Aura and apparently also Duct Tape and they hold the universe together, And the fact Lucas Skycrawler was said to be the last Jedi Knight however it was untrue like wise Ash Ketchum was said to be the last Known Human to Control the Aura like Are Species but that’s Untrue since there bare humans in are time that can also use Aura.” J-dog said. “Why is that Father?”

~~~~Flash Back~~~~

“Farwell Brother, you been a thorn in not only my side but my boss’s as well!” Ryan Said evilly as he threw Ryu into a wormhole in time created by the Dragon of time…

In the Legendary Past…

As Sir Aaron and his student and closest friend Lucario were resting at a hot spring they saw the Sky rip open and a young man badly beaten up and tied up feel out of it and the rip the sky sealed once more…

“What Sorcery is this?!” Asked Sir. Aaron.

“Aaron, My brother, Blackthorn, the staff of legends.” Said the young man but he was clearly confused.

“Quick Lucario we must get him back to Cameron Palace!” Sir. Aaron Said.

“Right Master!”

~ Two days Later.

Slowly Ryu opened his eyes and looked around and saw the Legendary Hero of the Aura Sir. Aaron and his Lucario next by the bed he was Laying on.

“Whoa!” Ryu said and jumped up and grabbed a friend ball off his belt.

“Hey take it easy, I mean you no harm, I am Sir. Aaron the head knight of Lady Rin’s Army.” Aaron said.

“I am sorry, Sir Aaron, it’s just that well, I knew my7 evil brother sent me back in time I just was not expecting to met you or your Lucario, both of you are considered the true Legendary Guardians of Aura having saved The Tree of Beginning.” Ryu said. “Ah in my time the Aura Guardians like the Jedi Knights are all but extinct, then again Gorge Locus did get the Idea for the Jedi Knights from the Legends of Aura Guardians, Anyways Go Sirius!”

“Ok… Hun you have a Riolu, but that’s Imposable!” Sir Aaron Said.

“Aaron I sense Ryu has an Aura like that of your father Blackthorn.” Lucario said.

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~Two years Later

“Hear me Sir Aaron!”

“What’s the matter Lucario?” Sir Aaron asked.

“The Two Armies are about to clash.”

“Your majestic, St. Charles has offered to take both you and are son Rio to safety.” Sir Aaron said.

“My Faith will be the same as the Rest of my people.” Lady Rin said.

“But your majestic there well be no survivors.” Aaron Said “then you leave me no Choice” Sir. Aaron said then flew away on his Pidgeot.

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“That wailing, The Tree it’s crying.” Lady Rin said as the Two Armies that threaten her kingdom clashed.

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~Inside the Tree of begging

“Were are you Mew!?” Sir. Aaron Shouted.

Suddenly a Ho-oh flew into the room that was the Heart of the Tree of Begging and transformed into Mew.

“Mew I know that you and this tree are one take my Aura Save the People, Mew Accept the Aura!” Sir Aaron said “Aura is With Me!”

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“Lucario Please under stand I had to seal you inside the staff, I knew if I did not you would follow me here and suffer the same fate. Someday you well be released in a descent and more peaceful time I wonder what it well be like…. *grunting* ….. I have no regrets, my journey has been good, I served a beautiful Queen and you and I shared many adventures those memories well always be with me, you were more then just my student you were my closet friend, Lucario Farewell.” Sir. Aaron said as he died.

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Lady Rin wept, as green Aura burst threw the Crystals.

“Your Majestic, thought I have only known Sir, Aaron for only short time, he was one of the Bravest men I have ever known, I owe Aaron and you my thanks if it had not been for the two of you I would have died.” Ryu Said with Sirius by his side.

“St. Charles if it had not been for your help my kingdom would have suffered a even grater loss then Sir. Aaron, Also given the fact Rio would not be here…” Lady Rin Said.

“Actually he would have, since the bloodline of the Knights still exist in my time, and granted I did swear to Aaron to train Rio to be an Aura Guardian.”

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Nine years Later…

“Your majestic, me and Rio are going to the Tree of Beginning so I can give him his final test as an Aura Guardian, then we both are going on a Journey…”

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At the Tree of Beginning

“Oh Wow cool We finally beat your Rigirock!” Rio Said as his Riolu Started to Evolve into a Lucario.

“Indeed you have Rio, both your guys Fathers would have been very proud of you, For you see My Rigirock, Rigice and Rigisteel were actually made by your father and myself and brought to life by Mew, since we both knew that you would not always be around to protect Mew and the Tree, Since Mew and the Tree are one they know we are not a threat to them but there are some who would like to exploit the tree for their own Selfish goals.”

“I understand Uncle, and yeah I know your not really my fathers brother by birth but I still think of you as my Uncle because we Aura Guardians are all related by the Aura.” Rio said with a wink.

“That is true Rio, Now then the last Mission I am sending you on is to form an Organization called the Pokémon League, However I am afraid I can’t join you Rio.” Ryu told Rio.

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~Later after Rio left the Tree.

“Rigirock, Rigice and Rigisteel For now on you well Sever Mew and Protect it and the Tree of Binging!” Ryu said to the three Golems after calling them out of their balls then he placed their Pokéballs beneath a tree then dumped some toys on them to hide them.

Then Ryu had his Smeargle use Roar of Time that Smears Secretly Sketched From within Ryu’s Backpack…

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“Hello Brother Long time no see.” Ryu said steeping out of a wormhole and just in time to see himself get thrown back in time.

“Impossible, I thought I sent you back to the Big Bang!” Ryan Snarled.

“Sorry to brake it to you brother but Destiny was on My side!” Ryu said. “Aura is With Me!”

~~~~~~~ End of Flash back~~~~~~~~~~

“So that son is why the Jeti Knights and Aura Guardians are so much alike because Ryu had taught Rio some of the Skills that he learned from watching Moon wars.” Sirius said.

“Oh yeah, Charles Often reads the Legend of Sir Aaron to me as a bed time story, and the fact you’re my hero Dad and I want to Learn all I can from you before going with Charles, Charlot and Leeks.” J-Dog Said “I Mean yeah I don’t mind being home schooled by you, I just want to see what else is out there I mean Of course I have Fun with my Friends here at home, but still.”

“Why thank you son, it means a lot to me to know that I’m your hero.” Sirius said with a grin.

“Say Dad I read a Fanfic once where Charles was a Lucario and Apparently he was on a field trip at a gym and saw a gas tank with a Skull and Crossbones on it, and thinking it was some sort of Evil he Punched it and Lost all his Fur.”

“Yeah son, Ironically Ryu told Faiz about the time I accidentally ruptured a gas tank and it took me roughly two years to grow my fur back, and that was only under my right armpit, Everyone laughed their heads of and called me
The Hairless Wound Dog.” Sirius explained.

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~Charles Legend