*flips coin*
MLG, attack! And mesa ref!
Alright, Oslo.
Ise Nanao (Pure Power), no Counter.
Flea Collar (Inner Focus), one Counter.
No special moves.
No substitutions.
Only two super-effective moves.
DL or Grey to flip a coin and state who attacks first (I don't wanna be biased)
Good luck!
*flips coin*
MLG, attack! And mesa ref!
Psycho Cut, Thunderpunch, Psycho Cut!
I'm not crazy confident about our chances here but let's give it a shot, Flea Collar!
Toxic, then Shadow Claw, then Me First.
Round 1
Arena
Your standard fighting arena in a dojo. No special moves, no substitutions and you're limited to three uses of Counter and two supereffective moves.
Team of Finalist MLG (O)
[Ise Nanao][F]
100% HP
100% EN
*Pure Power*
*SE (0/2), Counter (0/3)*
*N/A*
Psycho Cut ~ Thunderpunch ~ Psycho Cut
Team of Finalist Oslo (O)
[Flea Collar][M]
100% HP
100% EN
*Inner Focus*
*SE (0/2), Counter (1/3)*
*N/A*
Toxic ~ Shadow Claw ~ Me First
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome one and all to the P1 Grand Prix Tournament Finals. In the red corner, we have the absolutely amazing, greatest mod in the universe (who also wrote this script, funnily enough), M-L-G!!! And facing him in the blue corner is the lucky sucker who got here by more or less cheating (er...MLG wrote that bit...honest) OSLO!!! MLG sends out Ise Nanao, a Medicham with a name whose meaning escapes me, whilst Oslo sends out Flea Collar, who, let's be honest, is a mutt. Hey, don't look at me like that. I have a Wobbuffet you know...who's currently serving hot dogs, but he's here in spirit. Anyway...*clears throat*...DING, DING, DING!"
We begin with Flea, being the fastest amigo, spitting some nasty toxin, mmhm. Ise isn't a huge fan of this, by nonetheless cuts his adversary with a pink scythe of some kind. Flea's types conflict, giving a normal damage output.
: -0% health, -8% energy
[Bad Psn]
: -9% health, -7% energy
[N/A]
Flea continues on the offensive by slashing with an evul claw. And yes, that typo was deliberate - I am doing Engrish at A-Lovel. Ise winces in pain but manages to punch Flea with a crackling fist...which then causes Flea's muscles to seize up. Oh come on! I was trying to do that last round!
: -14% health, -9% energy
[Bad Psn]
: -8% health, -7% energy
[Par, Spd -3]
Flea might be slower, but he still has priority, though he muscles don't seem to want to co-operate. Well that's helpful. Ise is not hindered by such things and slashes again with the psyscythe. See what I did there, I'm clever. My mommy says so.
: -0% health, -8% energy
[Bad Psn]
: -9% health, -0% energy
[Par, Spd -3]
Ise feels a slight pain where the acid sizzles, but it's not so bad. Ohoho, just you wait.
[Ise Nanao: -2% health]
Team of Finalist MLG (O)
[Ise Nanao][F]
84% HP
75% EN
*Pure Power*
*SE (0/2), Counter (0/3)*
*Badly Poisoned (-4% health next round)*
Team of Finalist Oslo (O)
[Flea Collar][M]
74% HP
86% EN
*Inner Focus*
*SE (1/2), Counter (1/3)*
*Paralyzed (2 more actions), Speed -3*
End Notes
I take it back, Oslo got here by legitimately cheating. See the money he gave DL? Eh? Eh?
Finalist Oslo to issue attacks.
Last edited by Rossymore; 23rd March 2012 at 06:39 PM.
I'm pretty sure I won the previous match because... I fought better?'Nuff said.
That said, I don't think I'll be able to pull off a repeat performance. Nonetheless: ThunderPunch, Blaze Kick, ThunderPunch.
Telekinesis, Hi Jump Kick twice!
Also, Flea Collar is a lady Lucario.
Round 2
Arena
Your standard fighting arena in a dojo. No special moves, no substitutions and you're limited to three uses of Counter and two supereffective moves.
Team of Finalist MLG (O)
[Ise Nanao][F]
84% HP
75% EN
*Pure Power*
*SE (0/2), Counter (0/3)*
*Badly Poisoned (-4% health next round)*
Telekinesis ~ Hi Jump Kick ~ Hi Jump Kick
Team of Finalist Oslo (O)
[Flea Collar][F]
74% HP
86% EN
*Inner Focus*
*SE (1/2), Counter (1/3)*
*Paralyzed (2 more actions), Speed -3*
Thunderpunch ~ Blaze Kick ~ Thunderpunch
We begin this round with Ise, being the faster compadre, lifting Flea into the air. Flea is quite surprised by this and tries to move, but finds herself fighting in zero gravity. She slowly moves over to Ise and punches him with a crackle in her fist. But she can't plant herself on the ground.
: -8% health, -7% energy
[Bad Psn]
: -0% health, -7% energy
[Par, Spd -3, Floating, Eva -3]
Now that Flea is a sitting duck, Ise jumps and kicks her right in the chest. Flea flies backward, hits the ropes and bounces back. Seeing her chance, Flea extends her own foot, one that's on fire. Ise is hit, also in the chest and moves out of the way as Flea comes to a stop, still floating. Finally, the effects of paralysis fade.
: -8% health, -9% energy
[Bad Psn]
: -22% health, -8% energy
[Floating, Eva -3]
Flea now tries to reach Ise, but she is still slightly disorientated due to the effects of floating. Ise reaches her first and lands another kick on the chest, narrowly missing the large protruding spike. Flea is again thrown across the arena and comes back with a crackling fist of fury. Flea finally lands back on the ground and Ise feels her muscles seize up. Wow. Parahax all around.
: -8% health, -9% energy
[Bad Psn, Par, Spd -3]
: -22% health, -7% energy
[N/A]
Poison, poison baby. Dodododododododo.
[Ise Nanao: -4% health]
Team of Finalist MLG (O)
[Ise Nanao][F]
56% HP
50% EN
*Pure Power*
*SE (2/2), Counter (X/X)*
*Badly Poisoned (-8% health next round), Paralysed (1 more action), Speed -3*
Team of Finalist Oslo (O)
[Flea Collar][F]
30% HP
64% EN
*Inner Focus*
*SE (1/2), Counter (1/3)*
*N/A*
End Notes
And MLG, you are out of SE moves and indeed Counters.
Finalist MLG to issue attacks.
O.o why is mlg out of counters?
i Judge your entertainment!
Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
As MLG has used all his SE moves, Counter counts as one, so he therefore cannot use them.
Well he can try, but it probably won't work.
o.O Oh, yes ok. I see. I lapsed on that. Good call![]()
i Judge your entertainment!
Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Alright, let's assault that chest with another Psycho Cut. Thunderpunch again, then Psycho Cut!
Speedy Double Team, then Shadow Claw and Me First.
Round 3
Arena
Your standard fighting arena in a dojo. No special moves, no substitutions and you're limited to three uses of Counter and two supereffective moves.
Team of Finalist MLG (O)
[Ise Nanao][F]
56% HP
50% EN
*Pure Power*
*SE (2/2), Counter (X/X)*
*Badly Poisoned (-8% health next round), Paralysed (1 more action), Speed -3*
Psycho Cut ~ Thunderpunch ~ Psycho Cut
Team of Finalist Oslo (O)
[Flea Collar][F]
30% HP
64% EN
*Inner Focus*
*SE (1/2), Counter (1/3)*
*N/A*
Double Team ~ Shadow Claw ~ Me First
We begin this tournament round with Flea becoming five Fleas. Ise looks between them, trying to figure out which one is which, but she doesn't know. With a glowing pink scythe, she slashing at one of them...and hits! The clones vanish and both Ise and Flea are quite surprised. For Ise, her muscles finally become loose.
: -0% health, -8% energy
[Bad Psn]
: -9% health, -16% energy
[N/A]
Flea doesn't like where this is going and slashes at Ise with an evil claw of stuff. Ise counters with Counter. Nah, just kidding, it's actually Thunderpunch. Both get hit, both hurt like hell.
: -14% health, -9% energy
[Bad Psn]
: -8% health, -8% energy
[N/A]
Ise goes for her slashing attack, but Flea beats her to it. She slashes with a much stronger kick, er, punch at Ise. Now the competition is starting to wind down. Who will win?
: -12% health, -8% energy
[Bad Psn]
: -9% health, -10% energy
[N/A]
Bloo bloo bloop!
[Ise Nanao: -8% health]
Team of Finalist MLG (O)
[Ise Nanao][F]
22% HP
25% EN
*Pure Power*
*SE (2/2), Counter (X/X)*
*Badly Poisoned (-15% health next round)*
Team of Finalist Oslo (O)
[Flea Collar][F]
04% HP
30% EN
*Inner Focus*
*SE (2/2), Counter (1/3)*
*N/A*
End Notes
My isn't the suspense just killing?
Finalist Oslo to have the disadvantage he doesn't need...I mean, to issue attacks.
Lol, well, that was horrendously unlucky. (Also, not that it made a difference in this battle, Rossy, but your energy cost for Double Team is way too high. You could half it and it would still be a little much.)
ExtremeSpeed + Feint + Earthquake! I call this combo... Congrats on the Win, MLG!
O.o whoa htf? Effing Lucario's, man.
i Judge your entertainment!
Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Let's finish this in style. Take a meditation-stance while you Endure that combo, then finish it with an outburst of your signature Psycho Cut !
Well, you create 4 clones which cost 4 energy to make each, but it may also allow a Poke to avoid damage for four actions. So, positives and negatives.
Round 4
Arena
Your standard fighting arena in a dojo. No special moves, no substitutions and you're limited to three uses of Counter and two supereffective moves.
Team of Finalist MLG (O)
[Ise Nanao][F]
22% HP
25% EN
*Pure Power*
*SE (2/2), Counter (X/X)*
*Badly Poisoned (-15% health next round)*
Endure ~ Psycho Cut
Team of Finalist Oslo (O)
[Flea Collar][F]
04% HP
30% EN
*Inner Focus*
*SE (2/2), Counter (1/3)*
*N/A*
Congrats on the Win MLG! (Extremespeed + Feint + Earthquake)
We begin this round with Flea giving a roar as she moves at blistering speed towards Ise, who moves into a protective stance. Flea slams down onto the ground, giving a powerful shock wave towards her. Ise survives the hit, with the Endure not being completely necessary, but oh well.
: -17% health, -10% energy
[Bad Psn]
: -0% health, -16% energy
[N/A]
Flea pants, his actions spent as she watches Ise get closer with a glowing pink scythe. The two look at each other for a moment, then bow for the great match. Ise takes one slash and Flea falls, defeated. Ladies and Gentlemen, we have our winner. And just in time too, that poison was getting nasty.
: -0% health, -8% energy
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: -9% health, -0% energy
[X_X]
Team of Finalist MLG (O)
[Ise Nanao][F]
05% HP
07% EN
*Pure Power*
*SE (2/2), Counter (X/X)*
*Victorious*
Team of Finalist Oslo (O)
[Flea Collar][F]
00% HP
14% EN
*Inner Focus*
*SE (2/2), Counter (1/3)*
*Defeated*
End Notes
Congratulations MeLoVeGhOsTs! You are the winner of the P1 Grand Prix Tournament and you are awarded your prize: total control over the TPM military and its government, as well as a free mug. Enjoy!
Good work, Mr. Melg!As always, you're a worthy foe. You deserved to win that, hands down.
And so ends Oslo's sixteen-match winning streak. *moment of silence*
Okay, moment of silence over!Time to start kicking Pogeys to the curb once again!
I can guarantee if it came up in a mock-reffing you'd get taken to task for it and I know you don't want that. *shrugs* Just tryin' to be helpful, yo.
Haha, glad to put a stop to ya Oslo. My empire is even bigger now, with the added TPM military and its government. Soon my friends.. soon..
It was a very tight match, as it should be, you're a great opponent Oslo. I guess it's 1/1 now for tourney victories. See you in the next finals!
Oh and this: FUCKING LUCARIO! *coughs* sorry, needed that
Thanks for reffing Rossy, you were fast. I do agree on the Double Team, though.