I am, of course, a good Catholic boy.
Despite being a homo, I would honestly feel totally awkward and out of place at a bachelorette party (maybe save for the male stripper moment ... seriously

). But I'd much rather be at the bachelor party having beers with the guys. Hell, I've motorboated a female stripper before, I can do it again.
No offense to Becky, of course, I'm sure the bachelorette party will be a blast, but it would feel wrong to skip out on Brian's bachelor party when we've been mates for so many years. Besides, you need someone responsible to watch over him, and I'm sure you can tell I'm a responsible sort of fellow, right??
