1. When was the last time you hugged someone?
I hugged my mom like three weeks ago.
2. How many times have you been sick these two past months?
Once. Very minor cold. Lasted from Sunday until mid-Monday.
3. If you could have any occupation, what would it be?
Columnist for a respectable paper.
4. Ever been in a fight with someone twice your size?
No.
5. What's your favorite mythological animal?
That would be Barmitzvah, the Hanukuah Lion. Though he might be real...
6. Where would you eat "Green Eggs and Ham"?
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like them in a boat
I would not, could not, with a goat
I will not eat them in the rain
I do not like them on a train
I do not like them in a box
I will not eat them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I would not, could not, with a mouse
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham
I do not like them Sam I am
7. Do you consider yourself smart?
Sure, why not.
8. True love?
Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
9. Given the chance, which mod would you most like to meet in real life?
The stupendous hero MOD-MAN. His powers are beyond belief!
10. Have you hugged fireguardian today?
I was going to...but then I realize that your body was covered with several pounds of highly volatile explosives.