RMT - The Disciples of N00B

[Leon-IH]

ok, a team that came to life through extreme boredom, extreme stupidity, and extreme marketing (aka me just posting random shit) however I could use a rate or two, just to make sure I don't go around using a psychicing umbreon or some other dumb crap.

Pokemon #1
Exeggutor @ Leftovers
Stun Spore, Leech Seed, Explosion, Psychic.
~ my exploding eggy, usually sets up to look like a spatker then goes b00m on blissey if it shows up.

Pokemon #2
Heracross @ Leftovers
Megahorn, Earthquake, Rest, Sleep Talk.
~ Heracross pwns, seismic toss heracross is ****ing gay - i'd rather use return, does more damage to zapdos lolz, but i aint using either.

Pokemon #3
Marowak @ Thick Club
Earthquake, Rock Slide, HP Flying, Swords Dance.
~ it's my marowak and i'm stickin to it unless someone points out that i've done something royally idiotic. I don't see the use of hp bug, whereas Heracross and machamp pwn this team.

Pokemon #4
Slowking @ Leftovers
Thunder Wave, Fire Blast, Surf, Rest
~ trying the slowbie that can absorb a couple of tbolts from jolteon, and can also pwn magneton.

Pokemon #5
Blissey @ Leftovers (ughhh)
Softboiled, Heal Bell, Toxic, Ice Beam
~ I won't even comment on this, but miltank is just frustrating me out of belief at present and i dont feel like using granbull.

Pokemon #6
Jolteon @ Leftovers
Thunderbolt, Agility, Baton Pass, Substitute
~ little surprise after eggy b00ms thier blissey, also sets up Clubwak once his HP is low.

[Poryhedron]

Whew...seven 2x weaknesses, but no 3x. Cuttin' it kinda close there.

[Green_Pikachu]

i certainly would not rely on a 228 speed pokemon that has poor defenses to be my blissey-killer. not to mention, most people would not leave blissey in against an eggy more than 1 turn, and that's only on the switch-in. so, unless you can out-think your opponent, eggy will most likely end up exploding on one of their physical attackers such as heracross, snorlax, etc, which people tend to bring in against eggy.

also, with thick club and swords dance on marowak, don't forget to lower his attack dv to 13. i've had opponents forget to do that, and an earthquake after an SD at a dv of 15 ended up doing about 15% damage to my starmie after leftovers. so, needless to say, he kicked himself in the ass for that one.

a jolteon without growth is like a blissey without heal bell. jolteon is not a good baton passer. he's a good sweeper. that's it. can't do much else.

i've never been a big fan of either of the slow-blahs. slowbro is the better of the two, imo. but you're looking for special defense, so king it is.

good choice in using my heracross. ;-)


it's a good team, i suppose. a few minor things here or there.