Mega Horny v.s. Master of Paradox, MLG reffing

[Mega Horny]

NOTICE: ALL SPOTS FILLED

i got two slots female dawgs

lets party

2 on 2 battle: four pokemon each, 2 at a time

i attack first, you send out first

regular cheap moves not allowed ie Destiny Bond, substitute...etc.

arena: Cinnabar Island (after volcano eruption)

Mostly deserted now, save a few empty fishermen's houses. it is covered in hardened lava, creating a hard, thick layer of stone landscape occasionally protruding upwards in the fom of spikes, as well as hot geysers (if knocked into one, take 10% damage, 5% for Fire types.) generally narrow land, including sandbars and a boardwalk makes up this arena, while it is surrounded by a wide sea, for water pokemon to thrive. (if non water falls into sea take 5% damage) The battle may also continue at the nearby seafoam islands, if a pokemon can reach them, as well as the tiny rock outcrop in the sea, known as the "new cinnabar gym." This ocean is our playground.

Music: Getcha Head in the Game-Troy lolololol

any challengers? refs?

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

I can ref for you if you wish.

[Master of Paradox]

I'll take your challenge. So for my openers...

Come forward, Qwerty the Magneton! Join him, Roulette the Abra!

Now make your move.

[Mega Horny]

Ah. MLG. So we meet again.

I will be using Cuboner and Slim Thug my Growlithe.

Cubone, use your body slam to paralyze magneton, make sure you hit him, put your best effort into it and then attack Abras weak defense and high speed with an Icy Wind and then head into one of the deserted houses and Defense Curl for safety.

Ok, Slim Thug, my speedy friend, get high ground on the hardened magma and use your flamethrower to get it heated up and in lava form again, and use sand attack to kick up a wide wave of lava into the paralyzed magneton, and then go to even higher ground and use Safegauard to prevent Status conditions.

(Note. If Abra wants to teleport over to growlithe he cannot for he would land in the encompassing lava.)

Cuboner: Focused Body Slam ~ Bonemerang ~ Hide and Defese Curl

Growlithe: Flamethrower ~ Sand Attack (Kick Up lava) ~Safeguard

[Master of Paradox]

Qwerty, begin by summoning up a Rain Dance. Once the downpour starts, smack Slim Thug with a Thunderbolt, and then Thunder Wave him before he can get up the Safeguard.

Roulette, snatch hold of Cuboner with Psychic and dip him into the sea. Splat him with a Toxic, and then synch up a Double Team for later use.

Qwerty: Rain Dance - Thunderbolt (Slim Thug) - Thunder Wave (Slim Thug)

Roulette: Psychic (Cuboner, dip into the sea) - Toxic (Cuboner) - Double Team

EDIT: Added move summary.

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

I'm sorry if it seems a little rushed, but I didn't really had that much time.

*Stats*

Team Horny:


Cuboner / Cubone (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (100%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (100%)
Status: Ready to go.


Slim Thug / Growlithe (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (100%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (100%)
Status: Ready to go.

Team Paradox:


Qwerty / Magneton (genderless)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (100%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (100%)
Status: Ready to go.


Roulette / Abra (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (100%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (100%)
Status: Ready to go.

* Pre-Battle *

Both hero’s stand on Cinnabar Island where a vulcano erupted some years ago. It’s mostly deserted now, save a few empty fishermen's houses. It’s covered in hardened lava, creating a hard, thick layer of stone landscape occasionally protruding upwards in the fom of spikes, as well as hot geysers (if knocked into one, take 10% damage, 5% for Fire types.) generally narrow land, including sandbars and a boardwalk makes up this arena, while it is surrounded by a wide sea, for water pokemon to thrive. (if non water falls into sea take 5% damage) The battle may also continue at the nearby seafoam islands, if a pokemon can reach them, as well as the tiny rock outcrop in the sea, known as the "New Cinnabar Gym" This ocean is our playground.
Our hero’s release their mighty pokemon and begin, what seems to be a good, battle

* Trainer Issued Commands *

Team Horny:

Cuboner: Focused Body Slam ~ Icy Wind ~ Hide and Defese Curl

Growlithe: Flamethrower ~ Sand Attack (Kick Up lava) ~Safeguard

Team Paradox:

Qwerty: Rain Dance - Thunderbolt (Slim Thug) - Thunder Wave (Slim Thug)

Roulette: Psychic (Cuboner, dip into the sea) - Toxic (Cuboner) - Double Team

* Round One Begins *

Qwerty, the Magneton, starts of this great battle and round with a downpour. Cuboner, as a ground type, doesn’t really like the rain and decides to make Qwerty pay with a full Body Slam. He runs up and jumps only to be caught by the great Psychic abilities of Roulette who then dips Cuboner into the sea. Cuboner doesn’t really like the water again and jumps out of it only to receive a purple, brown sludge in his face. The poison sludge burns through his hide, poisoning him badly.

Meanwhile in higher grounds, Sim Thug the Growlithe releases a Flamethrower and makes some lava rock into lava once more! But to no avail since Qwerty’s Raindance just cools it off again. He quickly starts and try to whipe up some lava, but fails miserably because of the rock bottom.

The mistake was soon recovered when Cuboner used and Icy wind to cool of his attacker that poisoned him so badly. Roulette shivers as the Wind of Ice goes over him, his reactions are a lot slower, but he manages to turn his head just in time so see Qwerty use a gigantic Thunderbolt on a fiery dog, situated on higher ground as subscriped. The dog howls as it lies on its side, fried.

Meanwhile Cuboner runs and hides inside one of the fishing homes, boosting up his defenses by curling up as Qwerty tries to paralyze the unconsious Slim Thug, that awakes just in time to set up a Safeguard of beautifull starts to protect him from the Thunderwave.

Roulette laughs as the other pokemon battle, he just takes the time to copy himself in a circluar formation.

* Results *

Team Horny:


Cuboner / Cubone (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (92%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (88%)
Status: Poisoned. Deady afraid of water. Boosted defense.

(2% poison damage next round)


Slim Thug / Growlithe (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (91%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (88%)
Status: Shocked, but eager to battle.

(Safeguard for 4 more rounds)

Team Paradox:


Qwerty / Magneton (genderless)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (100%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (94%)
Status: Emotionless. Stares at his foes.


Roulette / Abra (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (96%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (95%)
Status: Amused.

*Arena*

Remains the same, nothing happened. Just some Thunderbolt holes.

[Mega Horny]

What? What happened to Bonemerag and how did icy wind hit, yet not do any damage??? and HOw did body slam not paralyze or even damage Qwerty? I dont find this very fair.

[Master of Paradox]

I think I can answer some of that. You had the attack listed as Icy Wind in the attack description but as Bonemerang in the attack summary. The Body Slam did nothing because my Abra caught Cuboner in mid-leap and dunked him in the sea. As for Icy Wind, that confused me, too.

I won't post attacks until the ref answers personally.

[Mega Horny]

i just dont find it very fair that whatever i do i never seem to inflict any damage and my opponents attacks always work, no matter how 00berlicious.

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

As for Icy Wind I'm terribly sorry, I just forgot to put down some damage. Again, I'm sorry. I'll edit. As for the Body Slam Master of Paradox is right, it never connected.

Now, Paradox pokemon were better protected and its attacks were better counters to the ones you made your pokemon do, hence they suffer less or no damage if they can counter the attacks. And some attacks like the lavamelt thing were failures because of other effects.

If there are any more questions, don't hesitate to ask. Otherwise, continue =D

[Master of Paradox]

Qwerty, let's take the advantage. Pelt Slim Thug with a Swift barrage, and then Spark him. End the round with a nice, hard Tackle.

Roulette, start by cueing up your own Safeguard, and then grab Cuboner with Psychic and play a game of Stretch Armstrong. Bring him in and Dynamicpunch him to close it out.

Qwerty: Swift (Slim Thug) - Spark (Slim Thug) - Tackle (Slim Thug)

Roulette: Safeguard - Psychic (Cuboner, painful stretch) - Dynamicpunch (Cuboner)

[Mega Horny]

im guessing you didnt edit it yet MLG. Take your time.

It seems our opponents are going for an all out assault. Lets take advantage that they used no defensive moves.

Slim Thug, use your excellent speed to get behind Qwerty and toast him with a Flamethrower. Then dig so spark doesnt affect and come up and surprise dig attack Roulette while Cuboners doing his stuff. When you attack abra, qwerty will probably try to surprise you and tackle, well even if he hits, just get back up and roast him again with flamethrower.

Cuboner, refresh while roulettes safeguarding and now with your increased defense, use a Rock Slide of the hardened Magma, aimed at both of them and finish with another Rock Slide to continue a barrage of rocks coming down on them both.

ST: flamethrower~dig~flamethrower

CB: Refresh~Rock Slide~Rock Slide

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Well I updated now. Any mistakes? Let me known.

Mega Horny vs. Master of Paradox
OO | OO

*Stats*

Team Horny:


Cuboner / Cubone (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (92%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (88%)
Status: Poisoned. Deady afraid of water. Boosted defense.

(2% poison damage next round)


Slim Thug / Growlithe (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (91%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (88%)
Status: Shocked, but eager to battle.

(Safeguard for 4 more rounds)

Team Paradox:


Qwerty / Magneton (genderless)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (100%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (94%)
Status: Emotionless. Stares at his foes.


Roulette / Abra (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (96%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (95%)
Status: Amused.

* Pre-Battle *

Both hero’s stand on Cinnabar Island where a vulcano erupted some years ago. It’s mostly deserted now, save a few empty fishermen's houses. It’s covered in hardened lava, creating a hard, thick layer of stone landscape occasionally protruding upwards in the fom of spikes, as well as hot geysers (if knocked into one, take 10% damage, 5% for Fire types.) generally narrow land, including sandbars and a boardwalk makes up this arena, while it is surrounded by a wide sea, for water pokemon to thrive. (if non water falls into sea take 5% damage) The battle may also continue at the nearby seafoam islands, if a pokemon can reach them, as well as the tiny rock outcrop in the sea, known as the "New Cinnabar Gym" This ocean is our playground.
Our hero’s release their mighty pokemon and begin, what seems to be a good, battle.

* Trainer Issued Commands *

Team Horny:

Slim Thug: Flamethrower (Qwerty) ~ Dig (Roulette) ~ Flamethrower (Qwerty)

Cuboner: Refresh (Self) ~ Rock Slide (both) ~ Rock Slide (both)

Team Paradox:

Qwerty: Swift (Slim Thug) - Spark (Slim Thug) - Tackle (Slim Thug)

Roulette: Safeguard (Self) - Psychic (Cuboner, painful stretch) - Dynamicpunch (Cuboner)

* Round One Begins *

This time Slim Thug, still battered about his failed Mud Slap, takes the offensive rope and starts off with incredable speed. He speeds to Qwerty’s rear and releases a gigantic Flamethrower, which gets countered by a fast Swift, fired by Qwerty. The two hold a miniature power battle, but eventually the swift isn’t strong enough to couter the STABed Flamethrower and Qwerty gets blown back, falling to the ground. Slim Thug isn’t ready to quit just yet and quickly digs a whole in where he dissapears.

Meanwhile, a hike further away on the hard Magma floor Roulette starts the round with a Safeguard of his own to protect himself from those nasty status affections. Cuboner is trying to make use of this situation to Refresh himself from the Toxic. He concentrates really hard, but it just doesn’t work. He’s stunned as he walks out of the house to commence his second attack.

As it is getting repetative, Cuboner is sweeped in the air by Roulette and streched as far as possible. Not to far ofcourse, so that Master of Paradox won’t get sued for murder. Cuboner screams his lungs out as he is tortured in an awfull way, the Psychic pokemon just laughs and smiles. Suddenly the attack is stopped as Roulette flies through the sky hitting the ground hard. Slim Thug appears and grinns at Roulette,helping out his friend in need.

Suddenly, Qwerty is ready for action again after getting roasted by a Flamethrower. He releases an enormous quantity of electricity around him and hovers towards Slim Thug hitting him in full speed. Slim Thug is surprised and releases another Flamethrower. Qwerty is hurt, but doesn’t stop the attack as he makes contact with Slim Thug hitting him in the face. The electricity dissapears and Qwerty goes for another tackle right away, hurting Slim Thug quite a bit.

Cuboner ready to commence a full-two-turn-non-stop-magma Rock Slide. He sticks up his arms and smashes the ground with his club, making the rocks fly everywhere. Roulette gets thrown backwards as Qwerty resists the rock attack, but still gets some damage taken. Suddenly the lava heat made one of the houses catch fire.

Roulette is pissed off as he teleports infront of Cuboner releasing an enormous Dynamicpunch to the face when Cuboner was preparing for another barrage of rocks. Cuboner gets flown back and lies there confused, rammbling around about last weeks hockey match.

* Results *

Team Horny:


Cuboner / Cubone (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (73%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (80%)
Status: Poisoned. Deady afraid of water or anything to do with Roulette.

(4% poison damage next round. Boosted Defense.)


Slim Thug / Growlithe (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (80%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (81%)
Status: Furious at Qwerty, in fire.

(Safeguard for 3 more rounds)

Team Paradox:


Qwerty / Magneton (genderless)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (82%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (87%)
Status: Burned and agitated. Glares evil at Slim Thug.


Roulette / Abra (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (82%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (77%)
Status: Amused. Mild fatigue.

(Safeguard for 4 more rounds)

*Arena*

Some holes in the floor made by the Rock Slide attack. A big hole made by Dig. Scorched ground, lava damps coming out of the ground. One of the houses got fire.

[Mega Horny]

ok theyve got some very powerful attacks, but we can fight back. Cuboner, grab Roulette and Seismic Toss him into the burning building and then use a Cross Chop on qwert for SP damage and then end with a hard Bone Rush and try to knock Roulette into the water. Since he has safeguard, it wont matter getting him wet since he cant be burned.

Alright Slim Thug, start off by hitting Qwerty hard with a flamethrower while cuboners tossing roulette, then flamethrower again on the burning building while roulettes inside to increase the damage. At any point if Qwerty or abra tries to rain dance or psychicly wash away the fire, use extremespeed to quickly stop them. If not, catch Qwerty in a Fire Spin.

CB: Seismic Toss~Cross Chop~Bone Rush

ST: Flamethrower~flamethrower~Fire Spin

subs: Extremespeed

[Master of Paradox]

Qwerty, start by Reflecting the Flamethrower (hopefully, this occurs before Roulette's Flash, but that's up to the ref). Let out a Sonic Boom to interrupt the Cross Chop, and then counter the Fire Spin with a Thunderbolt.

Roulette, let off a Flash to drive away Cuboner's Seismic Toss. While Slim Thug is busy spitting fire, Psychic him into the water, and then Counter the Bone Rush.

Qwerty: Reflect (Flamethrower) - Sonic Boom - Thunderbult (Slim Thug)
Roulette: Flash - Psychic (Slim Thug, into the water) - Counter (Bone Rush)

[Mega Horny]

umm, reflect prevents physical attacks. You want a light screen buddy.

[Master of Paradox]

umm, reflect prevents physical attacks. You want a light screen buddy.

In previous ASB battles, Reflect has worked exactly the same as Light Screen. Unless our ref is stricter than usual, all is good.

EDIT: And I'm not your "buddy".

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Although I'm rather strict at those things, I won't make a big deal out of it. I'll use Reflect this time. Expect an update soon. I can't really ref any faster with school and personal life. Sorry.

[Mega Horny]

what happens if the ref gets the DQ?

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Oh I'm sorry, I'll ref this tonight. My apologies. I totally forgot about this, I saw my name as last poster so I though someone had yet to post. Again, I'm sorry. Expect an update tonight.

[Mega Horny]

it be cool take your time.

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Sorry for this lateness:

Mega Horny vs. Master of Paradox
OO | OO

*Stats*

Team Horny:


Cuboner / Cubone (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (73%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (80%)
Status: Poisoned. Deady afraid of water or anything to do with Roulette.

(4% poison damage next round. Boosted Defense.)


Slim Thug / Growlithe (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (80%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (81%)
Status: Furious at Qwerty, in fire.

(Safeguard for 3 more rounds)

Team Paradox:


Qwerty / Magneton (genderless)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (82%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (87%)
Status: Burned and agitated. Glares evil at Slim Thug.


Roulette / Abra (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (82%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (77%)
Status: Amused. Mild fatigue.

(Safeguard for 4 more rounds)

* Trainer Issued Commands *

Team Horny:

Cuboner: Seismic Toss(Roulette) ~ Cross Chop(Qwerty) ~ Bone Rush(Roulette)

Slim Thug: Flamethrower(Qwerty) ~ Flamethrower(Roulette / building) ~ Fire Spin(Qwerty)

Subs: Extremespeed (Roulette / Qwerty)

Team Paradox:

Qwerty: Reflect (Flamethrower) - Sonicboom (Cuboner) - Thunderbult (Slim Thug)

Roulette: Flash(Cuboner)- Psychic (Slim Thug, into the water) - Counter (Bone Rush)

* Round Three Begins *

Another beautiful day for another beautiful battle, as Qwerty starst off this round.

Qwerty releases a transparant, counter screen to protect him from any sort of damage - attacks. In only a nick of time Slim Thug releases a Flamethrower right at Qwerty. The deep-red fire attack hit the recently set up Reflect and bounces off, but breaking the Reflect screen.

Then as Qwerty was in battle with Slim Thug, Cuboner rushes towards Roulette trying to pick him up. Cuboner was only 4 foot away when Roulette releases a eye-blinding Flash attack, which resulted in a temporairy blind Cubone. He then tries to follow his masters command and gets ready to lift himself in the air and use a Cross Chop on our magnet-friend. He finally jumps up, but goes into the wrong direction, being blind and all.

Cuboner doesn’t know what way he’s going as he is intercepted by a gigantic Sonicboom. He cries out in pain, falling on the floor. Trying to avenge his friend, Slim Thug releases another powerfull, deep-red Flamethrower. Roulette tries to intercept and dislocate the Flamethrower and hits Slim Thug with a Psychic attack, knocking him into the water. Slim Thug is hurt badly by the water, but still smiles as he sees the Flamethrower reaching Roulette and hurting him severly. Roulette makes a strange sound, meaning he is in pain.

Then Cuboner regains his sight back. It isn’t perfect yet, but he can aim and hit again. He smiles as he releases his bone right into the direction of Roulette. The bone is sweeping in the air as Roulette quickly turns around creating a red and dark glow around him. The attack was a succes as Roulette got hit right in the face, resulting in him falling into the water and getting wet. But! Yes, there is a but! Just before falling into the water, Roulette launched his counter attack: Counter. The red and black glow became a beam and hit Cuboner right in the face, hurting Cuboner more then he had hurt Roulette.

Meanwhile, Slim Thug is mad by the water-incident and fires a Fire Spin at Qwerty to trap and hurt him. Qwerty wasn’t caught by surprise and releases a Thunderbolt to counter the Fire Spin. This ended in a powerstruggle between the two attacks. The deep-red and orange Firespin was spewed by Slim Thug who handed out a single well aimed attack, while at the other side an immense Thunderbolt was shot by our magnetised friend Qwerty. The both gave everything they had (spending a lot of energy), but eventually the more expierenced Qwerty overcame the weaker fire attack and damaged Slim Thug badly.

Round Three comes to an end as the pokemon regain their health for 5 seconds, waiting for new commands.

* Results *

Team Horny:


Cuboner / Cubone (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (54%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (62%)
Status: Poisoned. Deady afraid of Roulette. Has a light eye problem.

(8% poison damage next round. Boosted Defense.)


Slim Thug / Growlithe (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (65%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (72%)
Status: Still furious at Qwerty. Wet.

(Safeguard for 2 more rounds)

Team Paradox:


Qwerty / Magneton (genderless)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (82%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (79%)
Status: Satisfied with his last attack, still glares evil at Slim Thug.


Roulette / Abra (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (64%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (71%)
Status: Amused. Mild fatigue.

(Safeguard for 3 more rounds)

*Arena*

Some holes in the floor made by the Rock Slide attack. A big hole made by Dig. Scorched ground, lava damps coming out of the ground. One of the houses got fire.

[Master of Paradox]

Hmmm...

Qwerty, there's a move in our arsenal we've never tried... Spend two actions charging up a Rollout, and then Rollout straight into Slim Thug.

Roulette, you're on support duty this round. Use Focus Punch to make Cuboner fear you more than before, and then use Psychic to slam him into the ground - try to land him in one of the geysers. Finally, Taunt Slim Thug and catch his attention; this way, he won't be able to get out of the way of the Rollout.

Qwerty: Charge Rollout x2 - Rollout (Slim Thug)
Roulette: Focus Punch (Cuboner) - Psychic (Cuboner; throw towards a geyser) - Taunt (Slim Thug)

[Mega Horny]

(Wouldnt focus punch count as two actions?)

Ok, Slim Thug, start off by biting Roulette with a hard Crunch so focus punch fails, Then hit Qwerty with a Fire Blast while hes powering up. Finish by heading over near the waters edge (but not too close) and using double team, so when Qwerty rolls for you you can dodge and he wont be able to stop and will roll into the water.

Cuboner, Open with an earthquake! Both opponents will be standing still and powering up so use it on them right away (NOTE: Judging by their attacks both opponents will be on the ground)
Then use a sand attack of the newly stirred up earth into Roulette to stop his psychic. Finish with a hard Take-Down while Roulette is Taunting and try and knock him into the burning building again.

ST: Crunch~Fire Blast~Double Team

Cuboner: EQ~Sand Attack~Take-Down

[Master of Paradox]

I'm not 100% sure how Focus Punch works in ASB...

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Well it doesn't count at 2 turns, atleast not in my reffing, you do need to power up, so that'll leave you open for some attacks. Expect a reffing soon.

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Didn't want to edit, or else nobody would have noticed the reffing. Here you go:

Mega Horny vs. Master of Paradox
OO | OO

*Stats*

Team Horny:


Cuboner / Cubone (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (54%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (62%)
Status: Poisoned. Deady afraid of Roulette. Has a light eye problem.

(8% poison damage next round. Boosted Defense.)


Slim Thug / Growlithe (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (65%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (72%)
Status: Still furious at Qwerty. Wet.

(Safeguard for 2 more rounds)

Team Paradox:


Qwerty / Magneton (genderless)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (82%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (79%)
Status: Satisfied with his last attack, still glares evil at Slim Thug.


Roulette / Abra (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (64%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (71%)
Status: Amused. Mild fatigue.

(Safeguard for 3 more rounds)

* Trainer Issued Commands *

Team Horny:

Slim Thug: Crunch (Roulette) ~ Fire Blast (Qwerty) ~ Double Team

Cuboner: Earthquake (Roulette+Qwerty) ~ Sand Attack (Roulette) ~ Take-Down (Roulette)

Team Paradox:

Qwerty: Charge Rollout x2 - Rollout (Slim Thug)

Roulette: Focus Punch (Cuboner) - Psychic (Cuboner) - Taunt (Slim Thug)

* Round Four Begins *

Round for is an excellent round as Qwerty starts this thing off again with a Rollout. He keeps to roll at one single spot, leaving him wide open for attacks, but Roulette has his back. Roulette starts to power up his right fist. It glows heavily as its almost ready to attack.

This time, Slim Thug isn’t going to sit back and watch, no he’s going to stop these two partners. He runs off to Roulette and crunches him in his right fist. The energy disappears as he whines in pain. As all three pokemon are now in combat, Cuboner decides to join. He grabs his bone and smacks it on the ground. All pokemon, including Slim Thug now get hurt. The gigantic earth movement causes them all to cry in pain as they get thrown in the air to hit the ground hard, very hard.

Cuboner the only not affected by the Earthquake doesn’t want to waste time as he follows his master’s orders and throws a Sand attack at Roulette who is blinded, but doesn’t seem to mind as he is already half-blind.

Roulette counters this useless attack, by using Psychic and throwing his attacker into a nearby geyser, resulting in Cuboner getting seriously hurt. The geyser spews up Cuboner as the hot water makes him cry out in pain. Meanwhile, Qwerty restarts his Rollout charge as no-one pays attention to him, atleast he thinks.

Slim Thug is paying attention to him and releases an enormous fire cross into the sky aiming at Qwerty. Qwerty busy with his charge didn’t see it coming and got hit right in the face, getting him burned.

Slim Thug quickly makes a Double Team as Qwerty is lying down. Soon after his Double Team, Roulette starts poking Slim Thug and taunting him in every possible way. Slim Thug gets really agitated and starts barking at Roulette. Meanwhile, Qwerty gets up and Rollouts at a copy of Slim Thug, not with the intended strenght and not with the intended effect as it was merely a copy and now Qwerty rolls right into the water.

In the end of this round, our ass-burned Cuboner comes back to the scene and hits the Taunting Roulette hard when he wasn’t watching. Busy with taunting costed him a lot of HP as Cuboner gets some of the recoil himself.

* Results *

Team Horny:


Cuboner / Cubone (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (33%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (39%)
Status: Poisoned. Glad to have made Roulette pay. Pain in his ass, due the geyser eruption.

(12% poison damage next round. Boosted Defense.)


Slim Thug / Growlithe (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (58%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (62%)
Status: Still furious at Qwerty, but satisfied with his attacks. A little mad at Cuboner for hitting him with Earthquake.

(Safeguard for 1 more round)

Team Paradox:


Qwerty / Magneton (genderless)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (62%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (72%)
Status: Burned, angry with Slim Thug.


Roulette / Abra (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (40%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (65%)
Status: Hurt. Mild fatigue.

(Safeguard for 2 more rounds)

*Arena*

Some holes in the floor made by the Rock Slide attack. A big hole made by Dig. Scorched ground, lava damps coming out of the ground. One of the houses got fire.

*Other Remarks*

Toxic Damagecap will be 12%, 16% for energy.

[Mega Horny]

Is Qwerty literally burned and is going to lose health each turn?

Ok Slim Thug, Start off by using a good ol' flamethrower on qwerty, then switch your assault to Roulette and Crunch him again. Finish with another falmethrower on Qwerty. Try and get him burned the I NEED AN EFFING BURN HEAL way.

flamethrower~Crunch~Flamethrower

Cuboner, start off by using a simple Bone Rush on Roulette and then alternate and use a Cross Chop on Qwerty's eyes. FInish with another Rock Slide on the Pair of them. Be ready to use protect if Abra tries one of his Psychic Kinesis attacks where he picks you up and stuff.

Bone Rush~Cross Chop~Rock Slide

Subs: Protect

[Master of Paradox]

Qwerty, let's have some fun. Start by using Protect on the first Flamethrower that comes your way, and then call down a Rain Dance. Once the rain's a-falling, give Slim Thug a taste of divine wrath with a Thunder.

Roulette, let Cuboner get in range and then Seismic Toss him - either another geyser or the ocean is an appropriate landing site. After that, call up your own Protect on Slim Thug's Crunch. For the closer, try a Secret Power on Cuboner.

Qwerty: Protect (Flamethrower) - Rain Dance - Thunder (Slim Thug)
Roulette: Seismic Toss (Cuboner) - Protect (Crunch) - Secret Power (Cuboner)

[Mega Horny]

Uh MLG, i don't mean to pry but is this match dead?

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Look it's only been 3 days since the last post, I have 4 reffings to attend and a personal life, sorry if this isn't going as fast as you wish, but I have loads of stuff to do with my band aswell. The reffing will be up, probably tomorrow.

[Mega Horny]

ok its cool just making sure no one forgot.

sorry :z

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Mega Horny vs. Master of Paradox
OO | OO

*Stats*

Team Horny:


Cuboner / Cubone (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (33%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (39%)
Status: Poisoned. Glad to have made Roulette pay. Pain in his ass, due the geyser eruption.

(12% poison damage next round. Boosted Defense.)


Slim Thug / Growlithe (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (58%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (62%)
Status: Still furious at Qwerty, but satisfied with his attacks. A little mad at Cuboner for hitting him with Earthquake.

(Safeguard for 1 more round)

Team Paradox:


Qwerty / Magneton (genderless)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (62%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (72%)
Status: Burned (3% HP, 4% Energy), angry with Slim Thug.


Roulette / Abra (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (40%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (65%)
Status: Hurt. Mild fatigue.

(Safeguard for 2 more rounds)

* Trainer Issued Commands *

Team Horny:

Slim Thug: Flamethrower (Qwerty) ~ Crunch (Roulette) ~ Flamethrower(Qwerty)

Cuboner: Bone Rush (Roulette) ~ Cross Chop (Qwerty) ~ Rock Slide (Both)

Team Paradox:

Qwerty: Protect (Flamethrower) - Rain Dance - Thunder (Slim Thug)

Roulette: Seismic Toss (Cuboner) - Protect (Crunch) - Secret Power (Cuboner)

* Round Five Begins *

Yes, another beautiful day for Round Five of this double battle. Today, Slim Thug starts off the round by firing a powerfull, deep-red Flamethrower at Qwerty. Qwerty already knowing what this attack does, follows his masters command and puts up an invisable, light-white protecting shield that neglects the Flamethrower. Slim Thug growls and Qwerty just keeps staring in front of him.

Next up is Roulette who quickly comes closer to Cuboner and suddenly stops. Cuboner doesn’t understand and succesfully throws his club at Roulette who was hit in the head several times. Roulette quickly recaptures his thoughts and gets a hold of Cuboner, throwing him in the sea. Cuboner is swimming to the surface, hurt from the attack and the ocean water.

As Slim Thug is dissapointed from for his failed attack, he is now going to pay back Roulette for what he did to Cuboner and he rushes over to bite him in the neck. Just a mere second before Sim Thug’s fangs penetrate Roulette’s body, Roulette calls upon a white shield to protect him. Slim Thug just bites the inpenetrable shield and hurts his jaw. He growls once more and feels down on himself. Roulette smiles.

Cuboner keeps on swimming, loosing a chance to attack, but saving his life by swimming, while Qwerty is going to make it even harder on him by summoning an enormous cloud above the terrain. Qwerty spins around and makes some strange noises so that suddenly rain starts to pour from the sky. Happily he dances in the rain only to power up and use the wet rain as a direction to hit Slim Thug hard, very hard. Slim Thug got hit by an enormous Thunder. It came down from the cloud right on top of him, stunning him in the progress. Slim Thug lies scorched and in pain, unable to do anything.

Meanwhile, Cuboner reached the shore and is planning a payback for his swim and the stupid rain. He grabs all the rocks he can find and throws them at the smiling Qwerty who was caught of guard and the otherwise carefull Roulette. They both got hit by a volley of rocks, with Roulette grabbing the burned lava soil and using it as a nutrition substance for his Secret power attack that was shot in a matter of seconds, right at Cuboner who got severly hurt this round.

* Results *

Team Horny:


Cuboner / Cubone (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (9%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (16%)
Status: Poisoned. Annoyed and very hurt. Heavy fatigue.

(12% poison damage for all rounds. Boosted Defense.)


Slim Thug / Growlithe (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (38%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (50%)
Status: Very hurt and shocked by the powerfull Thunder attack.

Team Paradox:


Qwerty / Magneton (genderless)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (54%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (58%)
Status: Burned (3% HP, 4% Energy), yet satisfied.


Roulette / Abra (male)
Health: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (40%)
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (47%)
Status: Hurt. Fatigued.

(Safeguard for 1 more rounds)

*Arena*

Some holes in the floor made by the Rock Slide attack. A big hole made by Dig. Scorched ground, lava damps coming out of the ground. The fire stopped because of the rain and there is steam coming from the ground.

*Other Remarks*

Rain dance up for 4 more rounds.

[Mega Horny]

how come whenever theres the rare chance that one my attacks connect it does no damage whatsoever?

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Because it's played out that way, or Master of Paradox has a counter for it.

[Mega Horny]

Cuboner doesn’t understand and succesfully throws his club at Roulette who was hit in the head several times.

[Master of Paradox]

While you two hash out a compromise, it's my turn to give orders first...

Qwerty, we can safely ignore Cuboner this turn - anything he does will be a "one last gasp" action thanks to the poison. Begin by sniping Slim Thug with Swift, and then Tackle him. End by using the rain to your advantage with another Thunder.

Roulette, ensure that Cuboner won't be an issue by using Psychic to fling him aside. Take a moment to concentrate and take a break, and then take a chance and use Metronome.

Qwerty: Swift (Slim Thug) - Tackle (Slim Thug) - Thunder (Slim Thug)
Roulette: Psychic (Cuboner, fling away) - take a break - Metronome

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Posting to state that Mega Horny has yet to post his attacks.

[Mega Horny]

Cuboner, I want you to explode. Try and do it right when roulette comes near you so he gets the full effect of the attack.

Slim Thug, I want you to use protect to save yourself from the explosion and the swift, then attack roulette during his break with a crunch and finish by hitting your opponents with an overheat.

Cuboner: Explosionx3

Slim Thug: Protect ~ crunch ~ Overheat

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Just pointing out that Cubone can't learn Explosion nor selfdestruct.