Zombie Phoenix for April 1st

[Nace]

Sorry 'bout the lack of a catchy name, but I don't even know if I'll be sticking with this deck. It's completely untested so far, aside from opening draws, so excuse its crudity:

Monsters:

[1] Sacred Phoenix of Nephthys
[1] Vampire Lord
[1] Mobius the Frost Monarch
[1] Cyber Dragon

[1] Sangan
[1] Treeborn Frog
[1] Exiled Force
[1] D.D. Warrior Lady
[1] Tsukuyomi
[1] Breaker the Magical Warrior
[2] Apprentice Magician
[2] Magician of Faith
[1] Hand of Nephthys
[2] Pyramid Turtle
[2] Spirit Reaper
[1] Magical Merchant

Spells:

[1] Pot of Avarice
[1] Graceful Charity
[1] Heavy Storm
[1] Snatch Steal
[1] Premature Burial
[1] Scapegoat
[1] Mystical Space Typhoon
[1] Book of Moon

[2] Nobleman of Crossout
[2] Nobleman of Extermination
[1] Smashing Ground
[1] Fissure (would be smashing ground if I had a second one =/ )

Traps:

[1] Call of the Haunted
[1] Torrential Tribute

[2] Dust Tornado
[2] Compulsory Evacuation Device

There would probably be a mirror force in there if I had one as well =/ (If all goes well I'll be getting one on Saturday though, which is good)

If anything needs explaining just ask. The general idea is to waste the opponent's removal and generally outspeed Dark World using searchers to get either v-lord, the phoenix or a mof + graceful as fast as possible. Like I mentioned before it's not yet tested so feel free to be brutal.

[Alucard]

Dude V-Lord blows now that Cyber Dragon is around, and that people are WHORING it lolz~

-1 Vampire Lord
-1 Magical Merchant
-1 Mobius the Frost Monarch
-1 Fissure

+2 Ryu Kokki
+2 Creature Swap

You can +1 Mob if you're desperate to use it. I haven't used it in years lolz~ ;/

[Nace]

Dude V-Lord blows now that Cyber Dragon is around, and that people are WHORING it lolz~

That would be why I'm only running 1. I've yet to run into any problems with vampy getting run over anyway. Kokkis are sided for GK and DW, I kinda don't like having monsters that do nothing other than being big =/

Creature swap is an awful topdeck and doesn't work with apprentice (doesn't get its effect in the grave, so the controller gets to search).

Merchant and mobius are too important to drop, merchant fuels avarice and generally speeds up the deck, whilst mobius wins me a LOT of games.

Not that any of this matters now, too many people are running kycoo/kaiku over here for this deck to work anymore =/

[Alucard]

Creature swap is an awful topdeck and doesn't work with apprentice (doesn't get its effect in the grave, so the controller gets to search).

Merchant and mobius are too important to drop, merchant fuels avarice and generally speeds up the deck, whilst mobius wins me a LOT of games.

That would be why Creature Swap is used on Pyramid Turtle for the rush ;/ I can count atleast 6 monsters it can be used on to your benifit ;/

If you're not having problems with V-Lord being stomped over then i'll be more then welcome to duel you and solve that problem ;x

Merchant is a shitty little over-rated insect that TCG are whoring for at the moment because they're obsessed with draw & hand advantage. First it was the battle locomotive and now it's that. Skelangel will probably be next ;/

Mobius blows just as much~ EVERYONE is using it because they're afraid of M/T ;/ The only deck I've ever used it in is a Control ;/

But meh.

[Nace]

That would be why Creature Swap is used on Pyramid Turtle for the rush ;/ I can count atleast 6 monsters it can be used on to your benifit ;/

I don't need to rush with pyramid turtle, most of the time I'm summoning reaper with it anyway. I save v-lord for when they're topdecking. I'd only really be using it with treeborn =/

Fissure/smashing ground is just more useful most of the time.

If you're not having problems with V-Lord being stomped over then i'll be more then welcome to duel you and solve that problem ;x

Yes, I'm sure you could stomp it, but you have cards like shrink and your meta's decidedly different from mine. The only things in my metagame that are >2000 are cyber, mobius and the occasional zaborg or DW monster. I side out for DW and my deck is faster than any monarch control I've ever seen anyway.

Merchant is a shitty little over-rated insect that TCG are whoring for at the moment because they're obsessed with draw & hand advantage. First it was the battle locomotive and now it's that. Skelangel will probably be next ;/

The deck is about speed and merchant provides me with that. If we had foolish burial I'd use that instead, but since we don't merchant is the best I have. Besides, drawing cards is good. More cards = more options, more options = more possible counters to the opponent, more counters = more chance of winning. Simple as that.

Mobius blows just as much~ EVERYONE is using it because they're afraid of M/T ;/ The only deck I've ever used it in is a Control ;/

Mobius is godly with treeborn frog and the amount of self-replacing monsters. It also removes bottomless trap holes which, last time I checked, aren't nephthys' best friends. It's important.