ANDREWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blademaster]

(enters stadium)

ANDREW!!!

(silence)

I could put some overly-dramatic text monologue right here, but I'm too tired and hyped on Coca-Cola to think of anything, so I'll just get right to the point:

I'm here for a Gym Battle.

This is your Gym, so you make the rules, and blah blah blah, whatever, etc. etc. etc....

Anyway, I'll be here if you accept...

(sits down and reads a magazine)

-Blade

[Andrew]

I am sorry but mega horny challenged me via pm before this. You'll be next in line but.

[Blademaster]

(muttering obscenities)

...

OK, OK, fine, I'll wait. In the meantime...

(goes off to 'find' Mega Horny)