OK, let's get started. 
Houndoom_Lover VS. Kevvaelli
Official ASB Battle
Referee: Blademaster
Arena: Since nobody picked an arena, I'll use one of my own:
The Super Nintendo DS!!!
Like in Mario Kart: Double Dash, the Super Nintendo DS is a gigantic DS. Both screens are 20x20 feet, and the rims and buttons add another 10x5 feet, making the overall arena 50x40 feet. Pressing the buttons does nothing; falling off the edge costs 5 HP upon returning. If either screen is hit hard enough, it will crack, causing the DS to malfunction and inflict a random status effect on whoever broke the screen.
Round 1
Kevvaelli's Team
Loor the Zangoose(F)
Health: 100%
Energy: 100%
Status: Ready to battle!
Focus Punch - Fury Cutter - Fury Cutter
Houndoom_Lover's Team
Grand-Sama the Snubbul(M)
Health: 100%
Energy: 100%
Status: Rarin' to go!
Take Down - Rage - Rage
Somewhere in the sky, there exists a gigantic Nintendo DS: the Super Nintendo DS...
That DS is the supreme lord and master of all DS's, but today, it's serving another purpose: It's a battlefield!
The lovable Good Samaritan of TPM, Blademaster, has been called to the Super Nintendo DS to protect it, making sure it is not damaged in the upcoming battle. Both Trainers are already there - Kevvaelli, a veteran of TPM who has only recently returned from a long absence, and Houndoom_Lover, a sassy, silly sweetheart new to the forums and a close personal friend of the ref's.
Both Trainers send out their Pokemon: Kev sends out a Zangoose named Loor, while Houndy responds with a pink, puppylike Snubbull named Grand-Sama. A Normal VS. Normal battle... this could be interesting...
The alert Blademaster steps up and says in a slightly high-pitched and scratchy voice:
"OK, you two, I want a good clean fight! No punches below the belt, and Houndy, no chewing on your opponent. Now, let's get it on!"
A wrestling bell dings somewhere in the background, and the battle is underway. As the two Pokemon size each other up, their Trainers shout their commands.
Loor seems to have an advantage here; she starts off by pulling back her gnarly claw and closing her eyes, channeling her energy into her fist... A faint tan glow surrounds her body as the energy gathers...
Grand-Sama, meanwhile, isn't too keen on just standing around doing nothing; the feisty fairy gets on all fours and charges at Loor, his head glowing with white light as he picks up speed, and then he slams into Loor's stomach head-first! Loor definitely felt that, but he's determined not to let Grand-Sama get away with that move; she slams Grand-Sama with a devastating haymaker, sending the small Pokemon flying! Grand-Sama slams into the ground hard and rolls a few feet, finally coming to rest on the touch screen's right edge.
Grand-Sama groans dizzily and gets back up, his eyes glowing red as he glares at Loor. Baring his fangs, the puppy lunges at Loor, chomping down on her arm and kicking and swiping at her torso. Loor groans, but she can't make a move - that Focus Punch took a lot out of her.
Loor growls in frustration and in pain - the round is almost over, and she's only made one attack. She quickly pulls back her free claw and then swipes at Grand-Sama, knocking the small Pokemon away. Grand-Sama has taken a bit of damage, but his Rage has also gone up...
Kevvaelli's Team
Loor the Zangoose(F)
Health: 85%
Energy: 84%
Status: Beat up a little; Fury Cutter a little stronger.
Houndoom_Lover's Team
Grand-Sama the Snubbull(M)
Health: 79%
Energy: 90%
Status: Angry; Rage a little stronger.
Arena Status: Everything's cool.
Other Remarks: Uh, none... (is playing Mario Kart DS)
-Blade