ASB Christmas Tree! [PORN INSIDE]

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

ASB
Christmas Tree
Or random-happiness-give-me-all-your-pokemon-or-die-three

Yadayadayada, rules: You can give people stuff from ASB. Since we only have points and pokemon here, that's about it. Crazy how we're all worked up for this eh? ^_^

You can:

~ Give someone points
~ Give someone a pokemon
~ Buy someone an egg

Ofcourse there are rules. I wouldn't sleep if there weren't any rules, structure. OMG I need structure!

~ If you are buying a pokemon or an egg for someone, you must get it approved yourself before you give it away. So no free Wailord for everyone.
~ When you receive a pokemon, you must then ALSO get it approved, with a link back here to the Christmas Tree.
~ When giving or receiving points, you post all transactions in the Bank like usual.

The deadline is January 3th.

So a ho-ho-ho-ho to the lot of ya. NOW SPEND!

And give me lots o' stuff or I'll eat your brains



PORN! (told you there would be porn inside)

[DarkestLight]

There's no summer in winter ::Erases that all super stealth like.::

Well now. Giveaway time.....


when I get offa work. No way I got enough time to look through my naughty and nice list. Specially since I'm not giving away points this year .

[Crazy Elf Boy]

But its Summer here, and it is quite hot.

[Weasel Overlord]

PRIMARY GIFTING PERIOD TREE! First gift, more to come.

chaos, my man, you're lacking in a Fire type, and I am therefore giving you one. One of my favourites, actually. I henceforth bequeath, unto you;


Pilgrim ♀

May she be of much use to you!

[Greyfox]

Here's my list. Do something awesome and you'll appear on Grey's list of people to buy things for!

Chris 2.1
Crazy Elf Boy
Crystal Tears
DarkestLight
MeLoVeGhOsTs
Mew Master
Weasel Overlord

Now to come up with things to get for these people...

[chaos_redefined]

PRIMARY GIFTING PERIOD TREE! First gift, more to come.

chaos, my man, you're lacking in a Fire type, and I am therefore giving you one. One of my favourites, actually. I henceforth bequeath, unto you;


Pilgrim ♀

May she be of much use to you!

Thanks. I'll get this approved, and buy pressies for people when I get my eggs hatched. Should be sometime soon. Figure it's better to see what eggs I get before I start buying gifts, in case an egg reveals what I was planning on buying anyway.

[Kurosakura]

So I got my first batch of eggies all done and ready so it's time to give gifts~

Female Vulpix goes to my Crazy Elf Boy <3
Female Anorith goes to Mew Master, enjoy your pretty little fossil~
Male Spheal goes to chaos_redefined, you need more variety!

[chaos_redefined]

First off, thanks to Kurosakura for the Spheal.

Now, for giftgiving. Gonna be getting more eggs later, but and more gifts will come as a result.

Weasel Overlord gets a Torkoal (F).
Ayeun gets a Feebas (F).
Kurosakura gets a Cyndaquil (M).
Mew Master gets a Carvanha (M).
Crazy Elf Boy gets a Chikorita (F).

As I said, more will come later.

[Weasel Overlord]

Torkoal Torkoal Torkoal Torkoaaaaaaal thanks Chaos! I shall call her Crowley. *swans off to get approved*

[Ayeun]

*Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e *Breathes* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *Breathes again* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

*Pants* Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!!!

[Darth CookieMonster]

i am declaring right now for the record that all you should know tht i would be getting you guys stuff to my last dime if i could. but i havent any points yet. DX

hint hint to the new guy!

[Unbraced]

For now:

Dracoknight, Buy an egg on me. you choose, but you must nickname it after one of the knights of the round table.

Darth cookie, I remember having nothing to give when the tree came around. you many have my other point.

more to come as i get more points

[Ayeun]

I am giving the Earth egg to Chaos, and the Nectar egg to Glyph.

I wont hatch them DL, so you can tell them what they get.

Ok, never mind... They HATCHED...

Chaos, have a Shroomish (f)
Glyph, have a Gulpin (m)

[DarkestLight]

Dracoknight? Ummm whom do you mean exactly Unbraced, cause DK doesn't ASB currently .

[Knight of Time]

Dracoknight? Ummm whom do you mean exactly Unbraced, cause DK doesn't ASB currently .

You guys must be referring to DragoKnight.

[Darth CookieMonster]

Thank you Unbraced! I will cherish that point all the way to the bank!!

[Unbraced]

I knew I should have just copy wasted his name.

HOW THE BLOODY HELL AM I GOING TO GET HIM A GIFT???!!!!????

Fine.

Cancel his gift.

Will edit later with gifts when I'm in a more jolly mood

[DarkestLight]

Well now. After some quick pruning of the Bank, I think I'm ready to give gifts out. Tree doesn't really pick up till the middle the month anway :O. Gonna try and give away something to everyone on my list fairly.

Start: 302

With that said, let's begin with Asilynne. You've been working with RL and that's why I haven't seen you too much. That's cool and all, but its no reason for you to not get 6 points from me. You better stop smelling like animal though, you'll start attracting flies here.

(296)

Next is Ayeun. Yer new, and you don't seem insane enough yet. And yer another Australian and we seem to harbor them like criminals..wait you all are :p. In any event, to give you a good start here, here's 5 points.

(291)

Well well well, lookee here. Blade, you bishfugg. I shouldn't give you anything. No. Just because you make all the Contest badges for free, assist with the everyday questions newbies have and are a generally all around knowledgeable force on ASB (whos gonna get his Rotten hawk REAMED by my special dude if it ever finishes its battle >.>) doesn't get you anything.

'Cept my respect and 10 points. I'm thankful to have you (and all) oldbies around. Now get a job, ya bum.

(281)

Next is...Charles! First off, I want to thank you for allowing me the opportunity to fight you. I promise it'll be over by the END. OF. THIS. YEAR >.> I'm glad you stuck around too, you do bring a certain charm to ASB that I immediately feel well, at home with. You have fun with your 7 points now, ya heard me!

(274)

Now we get to Chaos. Man, you've really came into your own here in the short time you've hung around. Sure, yo still smell like dirty Aussie, but that's no reason to discriminate you. Yer BLIND, that's true.:p Naw, with people like you around I can only strive to be a better example for everyone. 8 points good sir.

(266)

Ahh. Chocolate silent RPG Mod herself, Crystal. Don't think I've forgotten all you've actually done for us here before you went to your world of fantasy and magicks and Willow-esque wizardry. You get points too to use somehow since I swear I never really realize you spend points, and then your team shows up and its like 4th largest. 6 points for you.

(260)

Ahh, my sistah! Classy, what's going on. Yeah sure, you lost quite a few matches, but hell, everyone goes through a losing streak before they rack up those wins. I'm just glad you didn't let a loss discourage you from continuing. Thanks for the support too. 7 points for you.

(253)

Who's next, who's next. Dragonis! My brother it's been a while. Especially after our Safari Zone trip of hellishly long proportions, lol. We haven't had a chance to banter recently though, but yer always a fade away and return again kind guy. It takes all types right. Well, here's 6 points to continue the legend, lol.

(247)

Umm, now I reach...Elf. Ha, you thought I was gonna throw you up in the C's right? Never m'boy. Working massively hard while enjoying your summer life now is all good, and you still find time to banner everyone up as well as battle. You definitely deserved every award you procured this year and then some. Here's to a continued friendship and understanding-9 points good sir...even though...you really..don't..NEED..it...

Now go ref my battle or I swear to Bunyip I'll destroy you.

(236)

Not even halfway done. Sweet. Heald, get over here. Yer not new to this at all, except maybe, to my giveaways at Trees cause I'm lazy and don't really note what Pokemon people need at times. But you came back to this world and I guess yer enjoying yourself pretty much 'cause yer staying. You work for the site as a whole is also tremendous and many thanks to that. You get 8 points from me so you can stop looking so broke.

(228)

Well, we've reached out meeting point ol' friend. I'm talking about you Knight. Its been a pleasure working with you again this year-and all your suggestions (as well as everyone elses) have aided in us bettering ASB all the more. You keep on critiquing, and I'll keep on striving. 8 points man, take them.

(220)

Ugh omg its YOU. Kurosakura. Yer prolly ready for you to be harped on by me so you can feel that I'm the meanest person alive. I only rag on you cause I'm positive you can take it. Like Mewy and Rossy and Chaos and others, you bring an outstanding quality to the game that's matched only by your determination and creativity. You want changes that give you more reason to play, and I wholeheartedly am thankful for every. single. complaint and critique you give. Don't ever forget that. 9 points madam, and go buy eggs to rag on me even more about.

(211)

Whoops. Not gonna lie- the letter G is always overlooked by me. Sorry Greyfox, but you know damn well I wouldn't dare forget you on purpose. Classic authentic ASB'er right here with a continued flair for cordiality and precision that's rarely even seen in the real world these days. I honestly am glad you stick around, even with your 5 month disappearing acts :p You take these 7 points and go work on mastering your Gym, lol.

(204)

Ok. Who's next...Oh Kyuuketsuki. Hey man, how you doing. You keep fighting the good fight and you'll soon be as annoying as Chaos, lol. No seriously, thanks for your consistency in Contests. Always great to see fresh blood be highly adaptive. 6 points for you

(198)

Is my list halfway done yet? Sheezus no. I dun think I have enough points?!? No! But you wouldn't care about that, no. Yer always good. And yea MLG, yer with me on this 50/50 and I know things are a trite busy now, but like I said, I'll hold this down until you get that free time where you can take over and help remodel this place as how wall see fit. I'm still truly glad I got a partner like to to fall back on when I get tired for a bit. Thanks for keeping me going at full efficiency man-and I'll try to continue to do the same for you. 10 points.

(188)

Next up, Mewy. You sickening sack of skin. I hate your every fiber. Ok, now that the shittalk is out of the way, no way am I leaving you out. Once again we're in a battle for supremacy-and our record is tied currently. I'm just glad you come back when you have time and enjoy yourself a little. You keep living the dream man, and soon we'll be collaborators. :O 8 points

(180)

My man! Mysterio! Dangerous force on the block. Everyone wants your head man. I'm not ever gonna challenge you, I got my win XD. Take that that take that! You definitely keep this place fun and alive and and I'm glad for your presence. It's not much but 7 points is what I can give.

(173)

Now we get to my other block of text brethren, PhoenixSong. LOL I did'z it on purpose. But its alright m'lady, you and your otherworldly experiences are helping to shape up to be a better ASB as well and I'm grateful for your input as well. Now maybe one day we'll actually have a battle of wits so we can really see who's better eh? 7 points for you.

(166)

New oldbie on the block. This ASB feel a lil different than what you remember Roy? Dun seem like it to me since you fit in like a glove. Thanks for re-entering this world and finding some fun in it as well. I'm sure we'll do battle someday. 6 points.

(160)

*sigh* Now I wish I had something good to say about you Rossy. But I never do. You and your damn alfalfa spikey haired avatar. You just Ugh, I dunno, you remind me of how I was when I first started, only I was more insane. And then you evaporate and leave me with a lil void-and then you come back and I have to group you with the evaporators. At least you know your missed when yer gone :p. Don't worry so much, you'll win a contest some day. Until then, here's 7 points. And maybe we'll finish our battle someday

(153)

Halfway through my point total now..and the list looks smaller. Shivaree, yer up. Yer getting 6 points cause yer a fun newbie who's getting down and dirty-scrapping with any and everyone and I love that! Keep up the good fight.

(147)

Now we get to finess. Yes I love your reffing style VP. Yes I love the fact that you are damn near precise. And I'm glad to know you stick by your decisions. Never back down, never surrender. May the next year lead to us actually battling so I can test my mettle against your resolve. 7 points

(140)

Last folks. Weesy! Yer at the bottom but yer at the top and you know it! Random crazy quirky and funny and that's you in a ball of awesome! I'm tred of typing so I'll jut go SQUEEEEEEEEE and hand you 8 points.

(132)

Wolfsong n_n! You and I are alot alike. Despite me being a mod here, we both post rarely actually, and when we actually battler, we think too much alike XD S'why my battle with you is so hard. I'm like SHES THINKING LIKE ME AND I DON'T APPROVE!" But don't think for a second I dun appreciate it. Take some of my points, 8 in fact, and be merry with them

(124)

I know I didn't hit everyone, but I truly thank everyone this year for working and having fun as much as we have. 2010 is shaping up to be a huge year for all folks involved. More money, more prizes, more events, more surprises! So thanks everyone and I might come back in the tree and toss some more points away if I can. Back to battle!!

ELF REF MY SHIT xD!!!

[Phoenixsong]

Don't worry, DL, you'll get your chance to be crushed by my walls of text later. I haven't forgotten that battle we never finished.

Still have to work out who I'm going to be able to gift with my limited funding and what to get people and all that. Will... do stuff later. Yeah. But for now, free money.

[Knight of Time]

Thanks for the points, Darkly my friend.

Glad to be of (more) help in ASB, especially since I'm reffing here now, the feeling of building up makes me feel I could be a big help here.

[Mike Mysterio]

DL thanks, and beat Mew already so I can get my third gym badge!

[Kurosakura]

Wow DL, you make me sound like a criminal. Love you, too.

[Greyfox]

Thanks, Darkly. I'll try and put these to good use. Meanwhile, I still gotta figure out what to get people... oi...

[chaos_redefined]

Walking along, not a care in the world, and OI! WHO LEFT THIS HERE? SOME OF US ARE BLIND, YOU KNOW! Oh. Free points. Thanks DL.

[Rossymore]

*sigh* Now I wish I had something good to say about you Rossy. But I never do. You and your damn alfalfa spikey haired avatar. You just Ugh, I dunno, you remind me of how I was when I first started, only I was more insane. And then you evaporate and leave me with a lil void-and then you come back and I have to group you with the evaporators. At least you know your missed when yer gone :p. Don't worry so much, you'll win a contest some day. Until then, here's 7 points. And maybe we'll finish our battle someday

Erm...gotcha DL. You know, maybe I should change my avvie. Sure the lime-chocolate hair is cool and all...but there are other things I can put up.

[classy_cat18]

Cool, points! Thanks, DL! I think I know what to do with them.

[Kurosakura]

I give... classy_cat18 my female Ponyta

Enjoy! <3

[classy_cat18]

Yaaaay! Horsie! *hugs*

[Lune the Guardian]

I don't have much, but I'll give my single remaining point to MeLoVeGhOsTs as a (late) congratulations for becoming a mod here. I'd have given more, but I haven't been playing...

[Mew Master]

Whoot! A Carnivahn and 8 poitns! This might get me back up so I can finally Evolve some of mah buddies.

[Asilynne]

Thanks Will for the yummy 6 points! Yeah works kicking my ass but Im earning something fun and awesome for myself so its worth it As for the animal smell. Well, I shower everyday but the dawgs have other ideas sometimes XD

[classy_cat18]

This will be my first time giving gifts at the ASB tree. First, since I don't know what Kurosakura would like, I'll just give her two points towards the purchase of whatever she wants.

I have something else but I'm waiting for it to be approved.

[Kurosakura]

Thanks classy, I'll use them well! <3

[DarkestLight]

Lune, where the hell you been!

Rossy: I'm really good at confusing you, aren't I.

Chaos: !! Get a cane! Or a seeing eye dog.

[classy_cat18]

Alright, it has been approved!

I hope Roy Karrde is keeping an eye on the thread, because I am giving him a Happiny! Since he loves cute things so much. And before you roll your eyes, lolicon, these guys can be nasty battlers.

[Glyph]

Thank you Ayeun, and I didn't get you anything as I'm too poor. Ain't he a cute little guy, I think I name him Squit, he looks like a Squit.
Thanks again.

[Blademaster]

Next is Ayeun. Yer new, and you don't seem insane enough yet. And yer another Australian and we seem to harbor them like criminals..wait you all are :p.

*ba-DUM-tssh*

Also, what the fuck ten points. Darkly you're supposed to STEAL the white man's points, not GIVE 'em to me.

Ah well, your heritagial confusion is appreciated regardless. Thanks, yo.

A Carnivahn and 8 poitns!

STOP. HURTING. MY BRAIN.


Will get a list up later.

[DarkestLight]

He can't stop hurting our brains. His brains sees it as correct spellingz.

[Ayeun]

DL, thanks for the points... I will put your wallet and car keys back as soon as I get the next chance... Try to find better security for them from all us convicts... Pickpockets were the majority on the first boats...

[Mew Master]

STOP. HURTING. MY BRAIN.

I can't spell so sue me. XP