I'll battle you using Session, my female croagunk with Dry Skin. Sesh, let's get things started with a quick Bulk Up, followed by Poison Jab. Finish with Brick Break! However, if she tries to afflict you with a status ailment, use Magic Coat.
It`s time for a...battle, another battle.
Single 2 vs. 2
Arena: The location is in the middle of a thick forest. The thick treetrunks surrounding the battle place provide a good shelter from the strong sunset above.
DQ: 3 days (but can be longer if the ref or my opponent need more time)
Banned Moves: Direct healing moves, OHKO-moves, Attract, Pain Split
Abilities: on
I`ll send out, you send out and attack, I attack...
I`ll use Friena, my female Eevee with the ability: Adaptability
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Last edited by men of horror; 31st October 2010 at 03:46 PM.
I'll battle you using Session, my female croagunk with Dry Skin. Sesh, let's get things started with a quick Bulk Up, followed by Poison Jab. Finish with Brick Break! However, if she tries to afflict you with a status ailment, use Magic Coat.
-Grey
Yay, okay Friena, do your best. Use Double team at first. Then attack with iron tail and end the round with a shadow ball.
Oh, yea, forgot to add in my first post: toxic is also a banned move.
Last Push
===Rules===
Single 2 vs. 2
Arena: The location is in the middle of a thick forest. The thick treetrunks surrounding the battle place provide a good shelter from the strong sunset above.
DQ: 3 days (but can be longer if the ref or my opponent need more time)
Banned Moves: Direct healing moves, OHKO-moves, Attract, Pain Split, Toxic
Abilities: on
===Battlers===
men of horror
Freina
F, Adaptability.
I I I I I I I I I I 100
I I I I I I I I I I 100
I hop like a frog
Double Team~Iron Tail~Shadowball
vs
Greyfox
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Session
M, Dry Skin
I I I I I I I I I I 100
I I I I I I I I I I 100
I AM a frog!
Bulk Up~Poison Jab~Brick Break
===Round 1===
Ugh. Thick trees here. Must be old ones. After getting back from that exciting Reffing retreat, I find myself in a forest. But I'm not the ony one here. Greyfox and Moh are here and they're almost out of camping supplies so they're gonna have a battle to see who claims all? Weird.
Anyway, Freina and Session both start off by doing their own thing. Session does some push ups and some tree rebounds. Freina jumps and flips and splits into 5 Eevees.
Sess: -3E +Atk/Def===///=== Fre: -3E +4 cl
Freina shrieked as Session swooped in fast, going for the swift one-two punch combo. The punches connected, but that Freina was false, and all Session did was hit tree trunk. Hard. But Session didn't care, He was in a boxing mood. Freina retaliated with a heavy hitting Iron Tail, knocking the frog back.
Sess: -5E/-7H ===///=== Fre: -6E +3 cl
Session waited a moment, before trying to attack again. These eevees were weird. All bouncing around and stuff. Freina yelped happily and her crew all fired off Shadowballs. This threw Session off and he fell back, crossing his arms to block the blast. It still rocked him, but he rebounded off a tree and dove for an Eevee, punching it hard.
He got Freina! The clones vanished, and Freina felt the hurt.
Sess: -5E/-10H ===///=== Fre: -8E/-14H
===Stats===
men of horror
Freina
F, Adaptability.
I I I I I I I I 86
I I I I I I I I 83
Ow that hurt
vs
Greyfox
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Session
M, Dry Skin
I I I I I I I I 83
I I I I I I I I 85
+Atk/Def
Got you!!
Moh
i Judge your entertainment!
Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Yay!
Friena, use charm first. Then use dig and as your third action use Sand Attack. If he attacks you physically try to escape from him by using quick attack. If he uses double team, use swift.
Close your eyes and Meditate, Sesh, to avoid her charms. Then, when she's underground, give her hell with Earthquake! Finally, if she's still underground, use another Earthquake -- but if she's aboveground, use Rain Dance.
-Grey
Last Push
===Rules===
Single 2 vs. 2
Arena: The location is in the middle of a thick forest. The thick treetrunks surrounding the battle place provide a good shelter from the strong sunset above.
DQ: 3 days (but can be longer if the ref or my opponent need more time)
Banned Moves: Direct healing moves, OHKO-moves, Attract, Pain Split, Toxic
Abilities: on
===Battlers===
men of horror
Freina
F, Adaptability.
I I I I I I I I 86
I I I I I I I I 83
Ow that hurt
Charm~Dig~Sand Attack
vs
Greyfox
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Session
M, Dry Skin
I I I I I I I I 83
I I I I I I I I 85
+Atk/Def
Got you!!
Meditate~Earthquake x 2
===Round 2===
Freina looks over at the frog and realizes she'll hafta play it smart. So she act as as if shes limping, trying to charm her way into lulling him security down. But no. He's not even looking at her. Hes just sitting there, Meditating internally! Damn
Sess: -3E +Atk===///=== Fre: -2E
Mad about that, Fre decides to duck and cover. She burrows into the ground and Sess opens one eye. Excellent. As she burrows underneath the forest floor, Freina gets the fright of her life! The ground starts to quake. She's smushed underground, forcibly tossed about.
Sess: -8E ===///=== Fre: -3E/-20H
As the quake quit its tumultuous roaring, Freina decides its time to go. Remembering her third action, she looks around and begins burrowing upward..and then realizes that she can't Sand attack anything cause shes underground! The ground starts to slam and crush her again, and Fre freaks out. Session laughs from above, as he pulls back from punching the ground.
Sess: -8E ===///=== Fre: -20H >O!
===Stats===
men of horror
Freina
F, Adaptability.
I I I I 46
I I I I I I I 78
u_U Didn't think this through.
vs
Greyfox
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Session
M, Dry Skin
I I I I I I I I 83
I I I I I I 66
+2 Atk
+Def
Sho didnt!
Grey
i Judge your entertainment!
Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Keep at it, Sesh. If she's still underground, hit her with Earthquake. Otherwise, use Drain Punch, Rain Dance, Cross Chop!
-Grey
Friena, get out from the underneath the ground and then charge at him with quick attack. Then tickle him and when he uses the cross chop use protect.
Last Push
===Rules===
Single 2 vs. 2
Arena: The location is in the middle of a thick forest. The thick treetrunks surrounding the battle place provide a good shelter from the strong sunset above.
DQ: 3 days (but can be longer if the ref or my opponent need more time)
Banned Moves: Direct healing moves, OHKO-moves, Attract, Pain Split, Toxic
Abilities: on
===Battlers===
men of horror
Freina
F, Adaptability.
I I I I 46
I I I I I I I 78
u_U Didn't think this through.
Dig~Quick Attack~Protect
vs
Greyfox
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Session
M, Dry Skin
I I I I I I I I 83
I I I I I I 66
+2 Atk
+Def
Sho didnt!
Drain Punch~Rain Dance~Cross Chop
===Round 3===
Freina begins digging furiously at the sound of her masters voice,and finally breaches the surface, taking down the frog as she does so. That hit stings, and Sess is ready. He uppercuts her backwards, and manages to steal a little health from that hit as well.
Sess: -4E/-11H/+7H ===///=== Fre: -3E/-14H
Freina flips over and sprints for Session, knocking him flat on his back. The frog rolls out from underneath the Eevee and bounces from tree to tree, croaking all the way. Soon, a loud rumbling is over heard, and the canopy-at least for now, holds the rainfall back.
Sess: -4E/-5H ===///=== Fre: -2E
RD: 3 rds
The drops start to break through, and Session croaks in enjoyment. He lunges for the disoriented Freina, but she manages a barrier just in time. Session's hand skids across the barrier and he falls into the now softening earth.
Sess: -8E ===///=== Fre: -9E
The rain cools Session down.. (2)
===Stats===
men of horror
Freina
F, Adaptability.
I I I 32
I I I I I I 64
Ok wow this ones annoying.
vs
Greyfox
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Session
M, Dry Skin
I I I I I I I 76
I I I I I 50
+2 Atk
+Def
Yes, fall on me
Rain: 2.5 rds
moh
i Judge your entertainment!
Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Friena, use sunny day. If he uses rain dance again, use sunny day again . Then use body slam and if you have still a free action use shadow ball.
Alright, Sesh. Use Focus Punch to start, then Cross Chop. Finally, once she uses Shadow Ball, bring the rain down again with Rain Dance.
-Grey
Last Push
===Rules===
Single 2 vs. 2
Arena: The location is in the middle of a thick forest. The thick treetrunks surrounding the battle place provide a good shelter from the strong sunset above.
DQ: 3 days (but can be longer if the ref or my opponent need more time)
Banned Moves: Direct healing moves, OHKO-moves, Attract, Pain Split, Toxic
Abilities: on
===Battlers===
men of horror
Freina
F, Adaptability.
I I I 32
I I I I I I 64
Ok wow this ones annoying.
Sunny Day~Body Slam~Shadow Ball
vs
Greyfox
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Session
M, Dry Skin
I I I I I I I 76
I I I I I 50
+2 Atk
+Def
Yes, fall on me
Focus Punch~Cross Chop~Rain Dance
===Round 4===
Freina tries to get some help on her side, by dancing about. While she prances around all cute like, Sess watches her. He just sits on his haunches and rubs his right fist...and then that familiar smell of burning hits his skin. Pissed that eh Sun came back-stronger than before, he lunges forth and KA-PLOW!
Freina goes flying right into a tree Ow.
Sess: -8E ===///=== Fre: -4E/-25H
Sun: 3 rds
Sess moves in fast, as Freina tries to recover from such a daunting blow. The frog times his jump perfectly, and cracks Fre across the back with a powerful Cross Chop that leaves the small animal limp as a rag on the forest floor.
Sess: -7E ===///=== Fre: -15H
The heat burns Session up.. (2)
===Stats===
men of horror
Freina
F, Adaptability.
0
I I I I I I 60
X_x!!!
vs
Greyfox
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Session
M, Dry Skin
I I I I I I I 74
I I I 35
+2 Atk
+Def
No, get that sun outta here!
Sun: 2.5 rds
moh release, Grey attacks
i Judge your entertainment!
Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Well, you did as best as you could Friena. Now it`s time for Boren, my male Salamence with the ability: Intimidate
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Last edited by men of horror; 5th November 2010 at 12:13 PM.
Well, that certainly turns the tides, now doesn't, MoH? Alright, Sesh, looks like we're gonna hafta play this the right way. Use Nasty Plot, followed by two Icy Winds.
-Grey
Yea, that`s right. It`s time to get serious. Boren, use double team first and then attack him with a flamethrower. Finish it with a fire blast.
Rotf, Moh dun play. moh gonna BEAT ALL OUR motherfucking asses. moh is the real gansta! (Just watched that video)
Last Push
===Rules===
Single 2 vs. 2
Arena: The location is in the middle of a thick forest. The thick treetrunks surrounding the battle place provide a good shelter from the strong sunset above.
DQ: 3 days (but can be longer if the ref or my opponent need more time)
Banned Moves: Direct healing moves, OHKO-moves, Attract, Pain Split, Toxic
Abilities: on
===Battlers===
men of horror
Boren
M, Intimidate
I I I I I I I I I I 100
I I I I I I I I I I 100
Hey yeah gonna pwn you
Double Team~Flamethrower~Fire Blast
vs
Greyfox
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Session
M, Dry Skin
I I I I I I I 74
I I I 35
+2 Atk
+Def
No, get that sun outta here!
Nasty Plot~Icy Wind x 2
===Round 5===
Wityh Freina gone and moh down to his last, he calls for the big guns. Out comes a motherflugging Salamence! Boren bellows as he enters the fight, giving Sessions a bit of a startle! Session quickly regroups, but realizes the sunlight is quite irritating. He tries to think of how he's gonna take down this...flock...of dragons. Aw geez!
Sess: -3E +2 SpA/-Atk ===///=== Bor: -3E 3 cl.
Sessions ribbits, and throws a blast of chilly air at the flock, which all disperse and try to converge their Flamethrowers onto Session. One of the four hit, but they're all sweeping around so fast that Session doesn't catch which way it comes from. Meanwhile, Boren loses a clone in the midst of that scuffle.
Sess: -3E/-18H ===///=== Bor: -8E 2 cl.
Session screams in horrible pain, and tried to get a bead on this dragon. He fires a thinner, widespread Icy Wind, and the dragons try to evade it. One gets caught across its midsection...and evaporats. The double dragon Fire Blast that engulfs Sess is excruciating, and it sets part of the underbrush on fire as well. That sunlight really doesn't help matters.
Sess: -3E/-22H ===///=== Bor: -10E 1 cl.
The heat burns Session up summore to.. (2)
===Stats===
men of horror
Boren
M, Intimidate
I I I I I I I I I I 100
I I I I I I I 79
BURN YOU UGLY LIZARD!
1 cl.
vs
Greyfox
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Session
M, Dry Skin
I I I 32
I I 26
+Atk/Def
+2 SpA
Oh damn hell no this is serious.
Sun: 1.5 rds
moh
i Judge your entertainment!
Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Good work buddy. Now, use flamethrower three times. This should do it. Sub:If he comes at you with another icy wind or other physical attacks , quickly use fly to get yourself in the air and then continue your fiery assault. If he changes the weather use sunny day again.
Taunt + Rain Dance, Sesh. Then, as he comes down to attack you, let him have it with a nasty Ice Punch! The rain should take care of his extra clone.
-Grey
Rotf, Moh dun play. moh gonna BEAT ALL OUR motherfucking asses. moh is the real gansta! (Just watched that video)
Last Push
===Rules===
Single 2 vs. 2
Arena: The location is in the middle of a thick forest. The thick treetrunks surrounding the battle place provide a good shelter from the strong sunset above.
DQ: 3 days (but can be longer if the ref or my opponent need more time)
Banned Moves: Direct healing moves, OHKO-moves, Attract, Pain Split, Toxic
Abilities: on
===Battlers===
Boren
M, Intimidate
I I I I I I I I I I 100
I I I I I I I 79
BURN YOU UGLY LIZARD!
1 cl.
Flamethrower~Sunny Day~Flamethrower
vs
Greyfox
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Session
M, Dry Skin
I I I 32
I I 26
+Atk/Def
+2 SpA
Oh damn hell no this is serious.
Taunt+Rain Dance~Ice Punch
===Round 6===
Session knws his time is limited in this forest with all these danged sunbeams hiting him, so he starts bouncing backwards, taunting Boren all the way. Boren is already a hothead, but being called a blue Dragonite? No sirree, that's icing on the biscuit. He powers after Sess, letting loose a Flamethrower. The frog makes sharp cuts and dives, managing to Dance around the flames long enough to start a small forest fire, but the residual heat causes him to slow down...and then be struck by a wayward loop of fire. Oww--it burrrns..
until the rain falls. Whew! Boren looks up, anod noticed they're shrouded in darkness. The sun was gone. So was his clone, which was washed away with a deluge of water from the canopy.
Sess: -6E/-16H ===///=== Bor: -8E Tnt 3 act.
Rain: 3 rds
With this nip in the air, and Boren really pissed off, Session takes advantage of his crappy attempt at trying to raise sunlight, and puched Boren in the face! Boren knows he's too pissed off to call the sun, and manages to right himself and bellow at it.
Sess: -6E ===///=== Bor: -20H >O!!!
Session breathes easy, but that breath soon becomes engulfed in flames. Sessioj laugh, even as he falls to the ground, seemingly defeated. Boren gloats....
Sess: -8H ===///=== Bor: -8E
But then refocuses his anger as Session stands back up, rubnbing water on his skin. Deeelicious. (2)
===Stats===
Boren
M, Intimidate
I I I I I I I I 80
I I I I I I 63
Its not DEAD
Tnt: 1 act
vs
Greyfox
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Session
M, Dry Skin
I 10
I 14
+Atk/Def
+2 SpA
N_N Alive!!!!!!
Rain: 2 rds
Grey
i Judge your entertainment!
Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Sucker Punch + Bounce + Ice Punch, Sesh. You've done incredibly well.
-Grey
Boren, end this with earthquacke. If he manages to survive however, use dragon claw as often as needed.
Last Push
===Rules===
Single 2 vs. 2
Arena: The location is in the middle of a thick forest. The thick treetrunks surrounding the battle place provide a good shelter from the strong sunset above.
DQ: 3 days (but can be longer if the ref or my opponent need more time)
Banned Moves: Direct healing moves, OHKO-moves, Attract, Pain Split, Toxic
Abilities: on
===Battlers===
Boren
M, Intimidate
I I I I I I I I 80
I I I I I I 63
Its not DEAD
Tnt: 1 act
Earthquake~Dragon Claw x 2
vs
Greyfox
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Session
M, Dry Skin
I 10
I 14
+Atk/Def
+2 SpA
N_N Alive!!!!!!
Sucker Punch+Bounce
===Round 7===
Session points and laughs at Boren, whom looks at this frog with much contempt. It just KEEPS LIVING. So, to settle that, Boren...gets Sucker Punched in the face and is forced to watch his Earthquake miss as Sess goes sparing skyward! Are you KIDDING?
Sess: -10E ===///=== Bor: -9E/-11H
Boren flies up to meet Sess now. This ends here, He and Sess collide, Sess double fisting Boren in the back. Boren however is better in the air than Sess will ever be and curves, using his hindlimbs to slash Sess and kick him to the ground. Sess lands..oh man, he's still going!
Sess: -3E/-9H ===///=== Bor: -5E/-7H
Sess though, gets no chance to heal, as Boren lands on top of him. Boren's claws stab into Sess's back and then release him when there's no more movement.
Sess: Yeah ow..===///=== Bor: -5E
Even I gotta clap, that frog held out.
===Stats===
Boren
M, Intimidate
I I I I I I 62
I I I I 44
omfg not cool.
vs
Greyfox
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Session
M, Dry Skin
0
... 1
+Atk/Def
+2 SpA
That was fun
Rain: 1 rd
Grey release, moh attack
i Judge your entertainment!
Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
What happened to Ice Punch? =3
-Grey
Bounce takes two actions.
i Judge your entertainment!
Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Dag blasted... shoulda clarified that better. Session, return, you're ripe for evolution. Alright, now it's time to tame a dragonmon. Sovereign, my lady empoleon, you are the elect!
-Grey
Yea, finally the frog is down. Okay Boren, now for the next one. Use fly to get into the air, then when he uses any ice attacks at you, use aerial ace to avoid it. Other then that, use dragonbreath and then a fire blast.
Hail, Blizzard twice.
-Grey
Last Push
===Rules===
Single 2 vs. 2
Arena: The location is in the middle of a thick forest. The thick treetrunks surrounding the battle place provide a good shelter from the strong sunset above.
DQ: 3 days (but can be longer if the ref or my opponent need more time)
Banned Moves: Direct healing moves, OHKO-moves, Attract, Pain Split, Toxic
Abilities: on
===Battlers===
men of horror
Boren
M, Intimidate
I I I I I I 62
I I I I 44
omfg not cool.
Fly~Aerial Ace x 2
vs
Greyfox
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Lady Sovereign
F, Torrent
I I I I I I I I I I 100
I I I I I I I I I I 100
Here to end you
Hail~Blizzard x 2
===Round 8===
Borne waits patiently, and sneers at the final adversary he has to face. Its the face of steel. Lady Sovereign raises her wings and criss crosses them rapidly. Finishing her mini kata, she just raises her hands and shrieks to the sky. Knowing what power this thing wields, Boren takes his fight to the sky. Stupid flightless bird.
Sov: -4E ===///=== Bor: -3E
Hail: 3 rds
Boren weaves through the trees, watching carefully. But the repetitive falling Hail starts to annoy him and he bellows. Sovereign glints from behind her trident mask and fires off a massive array of ice. Sov speeds to evade, and manages to use the trees as cover. But he still gets tagged by it a good deal.
Sov: -10E ===///=== Bor: -2E/-14H
This Blizzard barrage continues, and Sovereign smirks as Sov can't fully evade this massive Blizzard onslaught. The weather is really against him.
Sov: -10E ===///=== Bor: -2E/-14H
The Hail even hurts Boren more than Sov (6/2)
===Stats===
men of horror
Boren
M, Intimidate
I I 28
I I I 37
Damn Hail!!
vs
Greyfox
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Lady Sovereign
F, Torrent
I I I I I I I I I 98
I I I I I I I 76
Go on. Die now
Hail 2 rds
Grey
Last edited by DarkestLight; 11th November 2010 at 05:42 PM.
i Judge your entertainment!
Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Reign should be at 98. =P
Blizzard x3, Reign. But if he changes the weather on us, let's change it back!
-Grey
Man, I hate Blizzard and Hail. Boren use sunny day quickly. Then when he attacks you with blizzard use protect and then quickly go down to the ground and use earthquacke.
Last Push
===Rules===
Single 2 vs. 2
Arena: The location is in the middle of a thick forest. The thick treetrunks surrounding the battle place provide a good shelter from the strong sunset above.
DQ: 3 days (but can be longer if the ref or my opponent need more time)
Banned Moves: Direct healing moves, OHKO-moves, Attract, Pain Split, Toxic
Abilities: on
===Battlers===
men of horror
Boren
M, Intimidate
I I 28
I I I 37
Damn Hail!!
Sunny Day~Protect~Earthquake
vs
Greyfox
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Lady Sovereign
F, Torrent
I I I I I I I I I 98
I I I I I I I 76
Go on. Die now
Hail~Blizzard x 2
===Round 9===
Borne thinks fast and bellows as he flies upward. the Hailstones seem to hamper him, but soon they start to shrink in size. Lady doesn't approve of this and glares up at the dragon's antics. She dances once again and forces the hail to fall once more, giving Boren an even higher resolve to destroy the penguin of steel.
Sov: -4E ===///=== Bor: -4E
Hail: 3 rds
Taking matters into his own hands, Boren dives down and heads right for Sovereign. Dipping through the trees, the beast roars and creates a shield right as crystalline daggers aimed for its face come into view. They are battered aside as the blue bullet slammed into the ground....
Sov: -10E ===///=== Bor: -10E
..the impact which caused an Earthquake in this area. Sovereign is knocked off her feet and Boren bellows, showing his dominance once more. But Sovereign just shakes her head. From her position she raises one flipper and creates a Blizzard to sweep in and over the area. Boren bellows, but its drowned out by the winds.
Sov: -10E/-22H ===///=== Bor: -9E/-36H
Sovereign grunts as the Hail hits, but Boren is down.
===Stats===
men of horror
Boren
M, Intimidate
0
I 14
Bastard!
vs
Greyfox
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Lady Sovereign
F, Torrent
I I I I I I I 76
I I I I I 52
Wrong B word :p
Hail 2 rds
Greyfox is the winner!
Greyfox gets 4 points.
Men of horror gets 2 points
I get 4 points and a coveted free spot.
i Judge your entertainment!
Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.