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    Default My next door neighbour is a dick

    He's a year older than me, either 17 or 18. Spends all day at home blasting his shit music at fill volume, making the bloody walls shake. Shoots our cats with his pellet/BB guns. Smokes weed so that the smell drifts into my room and I hate that smell. He failed all of his GCSEs and is very unpleasant to talk to.

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    Everyone likes the smell of weed, man.

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    Default Re: My next door neighbour is a dick

    This looks a bit like a Mt. Moon thread, but I assume you don't have the posting privileges there. Anyhow, seeing you're quite new to TPM, I just say posting this kind of stuff is a bit awkward. I hope the moderators will show some mercy on you.

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    I say move. If money is the issue that has been hindering you, then sorry bro. Just stick with it until you get the money. In my past experience in dealing with dicks like him, we just have to ignore and leave him alone. By interfering into his lifestyle, you are only going to get into more problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark-San View Post
    I say move. If money is the issue that has been hindering you, then sorry bro. Just stick with it until you get the money. In my past experience in dealing with dicks like him, we just have to ignore and leave him alone. By interfering into his lifestyle, you are only going to get into more problems.
    I can't move, I'm 16. xP
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    Call the cops on his stupid ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blademaster View Post
    Call the cops on his stupid ass.
    This, call the cops and tell them about the MJ when he's just lit one up..
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    Wait for him to start smoking the weed, call cops, laugh in his face as he's hauled off.

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    Kill the dude. You'll be a hero.

    Kidding Seriously though, like the others said, call the police on his ugly sounding ass.



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    Default Re: My next door neighbour is a dick

    Wait, you live by yourself?

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    Default Re: My next door neighbour is a dick

    If he's shooting your cats perhaps you should keep your cats inside?

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    Default Re: My next door neighbour is a dick

    Have you tried calling the cops?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikachu Yukitatsu View Post
    This looks a bit like a Mt. Moon thread, but I assume you don't have the posting privileges there. Anyhow, seeing you're quite new to TPM, I just say posting this kind of stuff is a bit awkward. I hope the moderators will show some mercy on you.
    Now now, Mikachu, there is nothing wrong with this thread here... Misc used to have all sorts of stuff like this. Threads like these about random silly incidents are what make the forum and the guy is simply asking for advice... think next time you decide to backseat-moderate.

    But yeah, as everyone else said, call the cops. I mean, you're 16 right, don't you live with your parents? What do they have to say about it, do they even know?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zak View Post
    But yeah, as everyone else said, call the cops. I mean, you're 16 right, don't you live with your parents? What do they have to say about it, do they even know?
    Yeah, but my parents say 'there's nothing we can do.' Because you can't call the police over someone being a dick.
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    Of course you can! Tell them you suspect him of dealing, then they'll come running

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    Let's see, using an illegal substance, disturbing the peace, cruelty to animals...

    That's three things you can turn him in for right there. Your parents think there's nothing they can do? I beg to differ.

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    Grab his weed and smoke it. If you don't smoke, try it. If it doesn't fancy you, sell it

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    All right, sorry about my earlier reply, I had forgotten the old days of TPM Misc.

    My solution for your trouble takes inspiration from what MLG said. Crank up your own music so high that he leaves. See which one of you can take the most.

    Also, thanks for civilizating me, I didn't know what GCSE is until this. Poor fellow, but he must be somehow sick if he shoots your cats.

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    My neighbors are regularly out in the street screaming. The people at the "Shrieking Shack" often do exactly that, and sometimes the cops are called. Across the street, some bitties with a whole soccer team of kids party until 3 a.m. regularly. A few nights ago, their four toddlers were outside throwing garbage into the street to the applause of their moms long after midnight. It could have been 2:30 a.m. this time.
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    Seriously, just turn his stupid ass in.

    I doubt he even hides his stash.
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    This is the UK we're talking about. Guns not required

    Oh, well it IS Liverpool... I take that back XP

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChobiChibi View Post
    This is the UK we're talking about. Guns not required

    Oh, well it IS Liverpool... I take that back XP
    Oi, we're not Liverpool.

    Wallasey. Totally different.

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    Oh come on, that's pretty much Liverpool. Yer postcode Liverpool? You Liverpool XP

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChobiChibi View Post
    Oh come on, that's pretty much Liverpool. Yer postcode Liverpool? You Liverpool XP

    Birkenhead! West Kirby! I also love how it looks like it says "Bootie" up there XD
    Actually, our postcode is Cheshire. We had a petition or something.
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    A petition to not be Liverpool. That is brilliant

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChobiChibi View Post
    A petition to not be Liverpool. That is brilliant
    Yeah.

    Also, remember when David Cameron got in trouble for telling a female, labour MP 'Calm down dear?' That woman, Angela Eagle, is our local MP!
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    Taco Sunday, tell us about this David Cameron

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    north west is the best

    southern shites out

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    you should do dis, egg the crap out of his house OR when he is high make him do somthing that will get him arrested OR just beat the shit out of him. if you aint the fighting type get someone to do it. But you should just call the cops. tell them everything and make it emotional.

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    Keen as mustard.

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    tell the cops that you overheard your neighbor talking about how he's planning to assassinate ~*kate and william*~

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