PR Idiot vs Penny Arcade

[Roy Karrde]

I really don't have much to say, the story speaks for itself. Just wondering what everyone else thinks. I'll give you what I believe is the worst one, and remember this is a PR representative, not some troll, talking to a customer who then sent the info to Penny Arcade and Kotaku.

From: Ocean Marketing
To: Dave
Dec 26, 2011 10:14 AM

Yes it can be used with xtend play if you remove the stand and no one is allowed to cancel and re order if we catch anyone doing it we will simply just cancel your order all together and you can buy it retail somewhere else.

Things happen in manufacturing if your unhappy you have 7 days from the day your item ships for a refund. You placed a pre order just like any software title the gets a date moved due to the tweaks and bugs not being worked out and GameStop or any other place holds your cash and im sure you don’t complain to activision or epic games so put on your big boy hat and wait it out like everyone else. The benefit is a token of our appreaciation for everyone no one is special including you or any first time buyer . Feel free to cancel we need the units were back ordered 11,000 units so your 2 will be gone fast. Maybe I’ll put them on eBay for 150.00 myself. Have a good day Dan.

http://penny-arcade.com/resources/just-wow1.html

I would suggest reading the entire thing because... Damn.

[classy_cat18]

You don't mess with nerds, man. We can RUIN people in ways they can't imagine.

[Blademaster]

Oh wait you have to ask mom and pa dukes your not an industry professional and you have no money on snap you just got told.

[DarkestLight]

Yo, the level of ridiculousness is amazing. I wanna jump in now just casue its funny.