How about a piccy of Lorelei in her swimsuit, striking a sexy pose on her beach lounge. Her swimsuit could say on the front:

1. "Lorelei"
2. "I'm the coolest gal on Mandarin Isle"
3. "I'm also that great Prima chick"
4. "The Lorelei Is Nice, Like Ice"
5. "Chill, cutie!"
6. "You'll be a winner, even if you lose, as long as you dig me."

(you can pick from anyone one of those, but feel free to come up with your own.)