AHOY! Ya damn scurvy sea dogs! It’s taken a DAMN long time to get here, but we’re onto the battle stage of the competition, crikeys. We have Asayake, The Blue Avenger and Chris 2.0 all ready to win…. Well, not ready, but rather desperate, what with the upcoming Pokemanz Grand Festival and all… Ooh, I know what’ll make it better for me! ALCOHOL! Sweet sweet Jagermeifter. Where would I be without you, beautiful german spirit?
Oh yea….
[center]Asayake
Surskit (M)
Health – 100%
Energy – 100%
Status
Perfectly damn fine.
Chris 2.0
Dusclops (M)
Health – 100%
Energy – 100%
Status
Still frightfully rude. I hope someone stabs him in the eye. (I <3 you Simpsons)
The Blue Avenger
Exeggutor (M)
Health – 100%
Energy – 100%
Status
Still a big tree.
BATTLE…. & stuff….
Christ, its been like a year since I’ve reffed… Now you new kids have all those energy bars and whatnot, back in my day it was simply a health bar! Newfangled rubbish! I mean, delightful addition which adds more realistic depth to … I’m not convincing, am I?
Anyway, our final three make their way to the boundry of the arena, just beyond the moat and lob their Pokeballs onto the bouncy castle. A teensy Surskit appears, as does a rather large Dusclops and Exeggutor, both of whom have a little weight behind them. The blue avenger grabs a Long Island Iced Tea from my newly installed bar, but with the hood over his face, it simply goes to waste. Chris 2.0 gets a rum and coke, and Asayake, pink lemonade and vodka. Taking a chance to yell out orders, their Pokemon take heed, and get into the… you know…. Grrr arrrgh part of their psyche.
Exeggutor starts things off by having his three coconuts glowing like lightbulbs with a blind flash. Seems to me, the only fun way to get through this is to be blind drunk. However, Dusclops has closed his eyes and concentrated on increasing his special abilities. Surskit however chants a few words as he closes his eyes and a brown light forces its way out of Dusclops’ mouth and is absorbed into Surskit’s body, as he also gains boosted special abilities.
As the coconuts stop glowing, I pour myself another drink and Exeggutor tries to spit up a cloud of toxic, but wait. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO!? Since when has toxic been used as a damn frikken cloud? Is it just me who has never seen that happen (Admittedly I’ve only seen up to the Chimeco Catch episode) Plus in all the games its always been a goopy attack. So Exeggutor tries and fails to cough up a cloud of toxic, instead getting some goop stuck in his throat, but still managing to hurl some up which hits Dusclops. Giving an evil glare, Dusclops holds his hands out as they glow a light blue and a jagged bolt of ice energy streams from it, into the gut of Exeggutor who reels in pain.
Surskit however, has its eyes glow a light blue as an icy wind comes through the bouncy castle, giving his opponents a chill. Finally, as the poison soaks into Dusclops and Exeggutor’s systems, surskit glows, however, as Dusclops comes stumbling across the castle with a fist full of electrical power, he misses, unable to see through the blinding light. Exeggutor however, fires off his sludge bomb, which manages to hit surskit and stop its glowing. Thus ends round 1.
Asayake
Surskit (M)
Health – 87%
Energy – 91%
Status
Poisoned. 3% a round.
Chris 2.0
Dusclops (M)
Health – 93%
Energy – 87%
Status
Badly poisoned. 2% This round, 4% Next!
The Blue Avenger
Exeggutor (M)
Health – 79%
Energy – 88%
Status
A tad frosty and Badly poisoned. 2% This round, 4% next.
OK OK EDIT! Fine, stupid Make Room for Gloom and my hazy memory of Gloom and Bulbasaur getting it on and little else apart from a fake leaf stone subplot.
Basically I tallied it up, and Surskit blows the toxic cloud back at the other two with its Icy Wind. And as in that Kanto Episode where Pikachu chokes on an apple and they then help a hospital, Exeggutor is poisoned by its own poison (As Arbok was) and so is the ghost of Chris' So, there was a 1% increase in health for Eggy! And no clogged throat!