Pre-battle Intro
How was I suppose to know this tomb had bubby traps? Master  Myuu asked his fellow reseacher how ever the third reseacher was locked out of the inter camber, that is until he used his Voltorb to teleport himself in to the chamber.
You should know that by now what is this the hundred time you activated a trap on this excavation alone
Metallix's Girl yelled angrily at Master Myuu  her Pichu jumped off her right shoulder
Ho my what are you going to do have your rat electrocute me to death? Master Myuu said in a cocky manner as he sent out his Sandshrew.
What are you doing Chris and Dan sent us here to study the Unowns and their Hidden Powers, not battle each other I said as to my fellow researchers who were so busy they did not notice I taking a bag of double Charlotte chip Cookies out of Master Myuus pack
   
Just then all the hieroglyphs of the unknown stated to glow and the lid of the casket slowly opened and released  twenty-eight groggy unknowns who formed a ball and angrily to chant  However Unknown ! fired a brown ball at Orb 007 knocking him out so that none of us could escape for the time being anyways since he had tried to knock it out with a thunderbolt. All the unknowns looked at me and made a mental link to my mind
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Myster Myuu vs. Metallix's Girl
Round one
Arena: the Tomb of the Unown
At first glance, this seems to be a normal arena. It's in a large tomb inside ancient ruins. there is debris laying about here and there. On the walls are strange symbols the vaguely resemble letter of the alphabet. Sadly, weather effects wont work in this place as there is no access to the outdoors. Seems ordinary enough, right? .. you're wrong. Upon entering the chamber, a portal will open up and the mysterious Pokemon called the Unown will appear. If you've seen the third Pokemon Movie, you'll know that they have the power to alter reality through thoughts and dreams. They will begin chanting, their psychic energy flowing through this Ancient Tomb. It'll take them one round to prepare, so we get this bland place to start. Once they've gotten enough energy, they'll tap into the dream... OF THE REF! Whatever the ref thinks of, the Unown will alter reality to fit those thought and dreams. They will do this every 3 rounds, starting with the 2nd round. This gives the ref a lot of creative sway. Oh, by the way, be wary.. for if any attack strike the Unown they shall strike back 10-fold, using Hidden Power of a type that the offender is weak to.
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Team Myster Myuu OOOO
Sandshrew  male
HP: 100%
Energy: 100%
Status: Ready to go!
Attack Command: Crush Claw - Mud-Slap - Slash
Team Metallix's Girl  OOOO
Pichu female
HP: 100%
Energy: 100%
Status: Ready to go!
Attack Command: Protect - Double Team -Flash
Wild Unknowns (28)
HP: 100%
Energy: 100%
Attack Command: hidden power to any one that attacks them.
Status: chagrining up
Sandshew rushes at Pichu a glowing claw, however sandshew claw hit the invisible barrier it bounced off 
Sandshew then spat mud on to his claws and slapped Pichu in the face, the lone Pichu then split in to four.
Sandshrew slashed the one with mud on its face, or at lest tried to as a Pichu had lit up the room with flash, making Sandshrew to slash unknown W  instead who threw a orb of water at Sandshrew doing 10% damage to him. 
Team Myster Myuu OOOO
Sandshrew  male
HP: 90%   Protect - 0% Double Team -0% Flash 0% hidden power(water) -10% =10%
Energy: 81% Crush Claw 7%- Mud-Slap -7%  Slash -5% =19%
Status: A little disoriented.
Team Metallix's Girl  OOOO
Pichu female
HP: 96%  Crush Claw -0% Mud-Slap -4% Slash-0% = 4%
Energy: 82%  Protect -7%  Double Team - 6% Flash- 5% =18%
Status: fine.
Wild Unknowns (28)
HP: 93% Slash -7% 
Energy: 94% hidden power -6%
Status: powered up and ready to alter reality with my crazy dreams and thoughts.
I know it's unuseal for a ref to show the stats of wild Pokemon, but if you read the intro it should give you a clue as to why I chose to reff this, see normaly both the unkowns and hidden power is Ilegal, but I have my resions why I was so willing to reffing this for you... *cough* you played right in to my hand, now lets see how this little experment plays out shall we?
*cough*
also sorry for being late..... --; the remoldoling of my office is taking Eons to complet...
edit: fixed the damage stats.
~Charles Legend