BIDOOF!!!!!!!!!!! [no really. Bidoof!] [pg13]

[Magmar]

so i herd u liek mudkips?
no... I like Bidoof!

Something tells me the next craze in Pokemon mockery (which is hilarious) is probably going to be Bidoof. Already internet jokes are circulating about how Bidoof like buttsex, stuff like that. I mean its name is Bidoof.. just change a few letters and you get a lewd term for playing "solitaire"...

So what is everyone's opinion on this surfacing Bidoof phenomenon? How do you feel about the little furry guy?

(yes, this thread is just to cheer up the monotony of the General Pokemon forum.)

[Mega Horny]

Bidoof is pretty cool, but Bibarrel is better. AUTOLOGGED ftw! I have bidoof in my YARD. They waddle around Tackling TREES. FUCK YEAH BIDOOF! BIDOOF CONFLICT INSTANT WINNAR! BIDOOF OR GTFO!

[DarkestLight]

XD Bidoof or GTFO XD Best line ever.

Naa seriously, Bidoof is taking obver as the next hot shit. Bidoof takes names and #$^%# bi***es for kicks yo. That's a badass m-f'er.

Sleep with one eye open, and Bidoof will 'doof in that eye! XD

[Drago]

Meh, Bidoof ain't doing me any favours other than namesake value, and the fact that for no reason it apparently has nerves of steel... As for Bibarel, now there's a winner! Just love that drug-induced stare.

[Magmar]

BIDOOF EVOLVES TO BIBAREL!!!!! OMGOSH!!!!

[etcetera] XD

[Austrian ViceMaster Alex]

Bidoofs are nothing than an annoyance to me. They are R/D's Rattata, popping up from behind every second bush and no one wants them.

[Mega Horny]

...I do.

[Magmar]

Umm excuse me I love Bidoof he is cute and goes pipwahhiiiipppp

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Nah I love R/S/E 's Rattata ZIGZAGOON

<3

Zigzagoon evolves in Linoone

OMG A HM SLAVE WITH PICKUP

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I don't know anything about this, so I ask: you said it's like Rattata, but what is it like to train Bidoof? If it's like Magikarp, then you can't actually talk about challenge since there aren't a lot of moves. It just testes your nerves.

Just something that came to my mind.

[Bulbasaur4]

At least Bidoof has one really solid purpose: making me laugh everytime I hear it's call. Seriously... one of the most ... cognitively impaired sounds I've ever heard from a pokemon. I just keep thinking of a really stupid, slow pokemon that has two lazy eyes.

[Drago]

I bought Pearl today and got the BIDOOF. I named him Doofdoof, and he quickly displayed how useless he was, getting his ass handed to him in every fight he participated in, save those against other Bidoof.
Overall, I loves me Rattata 'coz they got heart, Sentret I'm fairly indifferent to and Zigzagoon annoys me 'coz it evolves into a Furret wannabe. As for Bidoof, he loses the war.

Oh yeah, I went there.

[Mega Horny]

Lemme tell ya...Once I went into the Sinnoh Elite Four with a level 100 Bibarrel to see if I could beat 'em all.

...I lost to Aaron.

[DarkestLight]

Aww man you too! Yo Bidoof and I went on the Block of Eterna and tried to sell lemonade for little kids, but they wound up robbing us and kicking Bidoof into a river!

It really wasn't sweet, BUT I STILL LOVE THE DOOF!

[AdventureSerum]

Bidoof is like the new Dunsparce... NO ONE likes Dunsparce... Just kidding!

[pokemasterfrank]

Do a Bibarel roll

[Blademaster]

^--- pokemasterfrank wins this topic.

[AdventureSerum]

XD What are barrel rolls from? People say that all the time, but I can't remember where it originates.

[Blademaster]

Starfox 64.

[pokemasterfrank]

Starfox 64.

Press Z or R twice.

Speaking Pokemon jokes...this shoop isn't mine, but I found it funny. Also, Fuck Yeah Seaking.

[Magmar]

me so horny like seaking.
i need to bidoof.

[Austrian ViceMaster Alex]

It's beyond me how anyone can like a Bidoof. They don't even have a cuteness bonus.

[Toxicity]

Oh, hey guys. I heard there was this really ugly Pokemon coming out that I think you might like. I think they're called Bidoof. Anybody know what Bidoof's like?



...man does Anonymous love his Pokemon.

[Drago]

This topic is just like Bidoof. It keeps coming back.

[Blademaster]

This topic is just like Bidoof.

Really? Sweet!

(takes a bite out of the topic)

Mmmmm!

...What? Don't look at me like that! Bidoof is a beaver, right? Beavers taste good!

"Beaver - the other other white meat!"

[Shadow Wolf]

"Beaver - the other other white meat!"

That's odd. I thought someone said that Spoink was the other white meat. (Altough Spoink is useful, compared to Bidoof)



What I like the most is when you are hunting for shiny pokemon with the Pokeradar, and after a chain of 33 or more...


...a Bidoof appears.

*CHAINBREAKER*

[AdventureSerum]

You know what's the best thing about Bidoof? Their regular color is brown. Guess what their shiny color is. BROWN!!! Slightly. Lighter than usual. Brown.

Oh yeah, and I also like how every one in the real world seems to say 'bid-doof' but the people in the show are all like 'BEE-doof'! As if they felt it needed to sound that much more annoying.

You know what else I just realized? Bidoof sort of looks like an incredibly ugly, feral version of Teddy Ruxpin. Yeah.

[AntiAsh Superstar]

...myself, I really did prefer 'so I herd u like mudkips'. Sorry, but Bidoof just plain has too much fail in it to ever beat the almighty Mudkip when it comes to random crappy memes. You might as well just start up something about Rattata or something.

[Toxicity]

Protip: If it starts to catch on, only then will it become a meme.
Fact: ...and the majority of meme origins are "lulz I'm gonna post this until you think it's funny."

Mudkip caught on from a silly copypasta story. Bidoof I'm not so sure about, but I remember everybody didn't start posting that face until after somebody demanded Rule 34 on Bidoof.

I think the next meme to be Pokemon-related will be Rapidash, but only as a counter to Slowpoke. It's popped up every now and then.

[AdventureSerum]

Some Pokemon are even too lame to have a meme. You know what Pokemon? Dunsparce. Honestly, how many places have you ever seen Dunsparce? One token episode of the show. Then you had to catch it in the game for your Pokedex. Then it disappeared and was never. Heard from. Again.

[DarkestLight]

XD Ha no. Dunsparce is heard every now and then. But after Bidoof stop humping its ass and making hot beaver sex on it. Then the Sparce makes its glorious return upon the wings of Ho-oh and life is great again.

...Aint nuttin wrong with mudkips, but they honestly are too much phail. Least Bidoof has a true fanbase, and not just some copypaste story. its just that its fanbase...honestly hates it so much it winzz!

Slowpoke!= Bidoof forever ><!

[Magmar]

Bidoof > Slowpoke.

BIDOOF FTW!!!!!!!!!!

BIDOOF USE UR SURF ON RAPIDASH OMFG ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE OMG

[darktyranitar]

Haha, Bidoof makes me laugh when I saw his early pics

Hm... do you guys know what? Hitler has a loyal follower: and it's a Piplup!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gBL-5Sm978

[Magmar]

LMFAOOO!!!!!!!

Oh yeah?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHAnuTMwGyQ

XD Bidoof believes in miracles!!

[Toxicity]

Yes. I remember showing you that, Faiz.

I totally need to start over in Diamond or Pearl with a Piplup. Or even change my avatar and get a banner just to suit this. x3

Also, you can hear "Please kill Hitler" or "Piplup, Piplup" if it's what you want to hear, but no matter how hard I try, it still says "Sieg heil Hitler" to me.

[Dark Scizor]

Has Dialdoof popped up in this thread yet?