GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.8 (M.A. Zak)

[mr_pikachu]

Fortunately, Unfortunately - version 8
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The rules of Fortunately, Unfortunately are pretty simple. Just continue the story with two statements. The first should start with "Unfortunately" and the second should start with "Fortunately". Here's an example of how it might work.


Unfortunately, everyone in the world became evil!

Fortunately, the evil people learned to live in peace.



Get the idea? Just continue the story, from post to post. It can go in wild and crazy directions, so be ready for some hilarity!

All other rules of PCG still apply, so be sure to read them.

Let’s get it started!



Unfortunately, we still don't have very many participants in the TPM Fantasy Football League.

Fortunately, the draft doesn't start for over two weeks.

[Toxicity]

Unfortunately, not too many people on TPM pay attention to the NFL that much.

Fortunately, there is a good number that do.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, most of those members become sick.

Fortunately, I sent them all a good receipe for rocking chicken noodle soup.

[Magi of all]

Unfortunatly, they all handeled raw chicken and got sicker

Fortunatly, a wandering sage cured them of all disease

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the sage became infected with all of their sicknesses

Fortunately, the sage recovered after only 24 hours

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he died right after because of another illness that was cursed on him just before he got better.

Fortunately, his best friend the necromancer was able to bring him back from the dead.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the necromancer had recently lost his ability.

Fortunately, Cloud fom Final Fantasy VII was around and summoned Phoenix.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the Phoenix wasn't feeling too well at the time being.

Fortunately, there's a lot of Phoenix Down available for the occasion.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they all were taken by Yuffie.

Fortunately, Cloud had enough money to buy a Phoenix Down.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he brought a fake

Fortunately, the shop owner gave him his money back

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the money was fake, too.

Fortunately, Cloud threw all the money away on Emerald Weapon by using 'coin' so that they wouldn't ruin the economics.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the Emerald Weapon then attacked him.

Fortunately, his friends were there to back him up.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, his friends got attacked too.

Fortunately, Sephiroth destroyed Emerald Weapon.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they didn't want Emerald Weapon to be destroyed

Fortunately, they were able to beat up Sephiroth for his mistake

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Sephiroth was uber strong.

Fortunately, gangbanging was a good thing to have.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that didn't leave a scratch on him.

Fortunately, the other two Weapons decided to attack Sephiroth.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they failed to stop Sephiroth

Fortunately, Sephiroth was too weak from the battle to defend himself from Cloud

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Cloud defected to Sephiroth's side

Fortunately, Tifa saved the day

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the day decided that it doesn't want to be saved by Tifa, so it send an asteroid straight towards her.

Fortunately, it was Cloud's turn to save the day - and he did it perfectly.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, part of the meteor that was destroyed by Cloud killed Aeris.

Fortunately, Aeris was supposed to die anyways.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, her death caused Barrat to become homocidal

Fortunately, Catsait talked him down

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Barret gunned him down.

Fortunately, the bullets turned out to be BB bullets.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Barret was drunk and fired randomly.

Fortunately, he only hit the CaitSait's mechanical body.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the body exploded

Fortunately, there was a spare body in Cid's closet

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Shinra Soldiers destroyed Cid's closet.

Fortunately, with no CaitSait mechanical body around, Reeve could now come himself to help the party.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, no one knew who Reeve was and they didn't want him to help them.

Fortunately, he used a mind controll spell on all of them causing all of the team members to like him.

[Magi of all]

Unfortunatly, a FF7 fanboy can and started talking nonstop

Fortunatly, we all changed topics, so he went away

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he never actually went away and he is still there waiting for someone to notice him again.

Fortunately, we were all too busy playing the demos for Super Mario Galaxy and Super Smash Brothers Brawl to notice him.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he got annoyed that we were ignoring him so he broke all of our tv's

Fortunately, he agreed to pay for new ones

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, they broke down in less than a day.

Fortunately, they have the money-back guarantee.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, we got the money back in Finnish marks (no longer usable).

Fortunately, some collectors paid us well for them.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, we got paid in monoply money

Fortunately, we were now able to play monoply

[AdventureSerum]

Unfortunately, you lost most of the pieces.

Fortunately, someone found a Jenga game.

[Magi of all]

Unfortunatly, Jenga's boring

Fortunatly, we can now throw blocks at each other

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you hit s person in the eye with one of the blocks

Fortunately, the person only needed to wear an eye patch for a couple of weeks

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, that person had only one eye already.

Fortunately, that made him unable to watch Harry Potter.

*Dodges spells casted by Harry Potter fans*

[Magi of all]

Unfortuantly, he never got any of the jokes his friends made about Voldamorts nose.

Fortunatly, he still got the rest of the jokes.

[Fett One]

Unfortuantely, he didn't like the jokes

Fortunately, no one cared

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the TV channels began to show Pekko aikamiespoika, a Finnish movie series million times worse than Harry Potter.

Fortunately, it had decent subtitles.

[AdventureSerum]

Unfortunately, they were in Esperanto.

Fortunately, that made the movie more watchable.